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12 days till Christmas edition.
>>24928387
First for Christmas spirit
Will Father Christmas bring me a q t pi gf lads?
>>24928403
He's 6'5, it just looks tiny on his frame.
>>24928421
No lad you have to get that yourself
>>24928387
Fuck you, Christmas is cancelled.
Guys my boss has been on a hiring spree lately, things used to be good in my office when it was just me and a bunch of chill old people.
Now he's hired a bunch of loud Chad lads who are getting all the good stuff to do while I'm pushed onto unimportant shitty things.
What can I do about this? Things were going so well and I enjoyed it but it's taken a turn for the worse now.
>Tfw the beta at work
>>24928453
This exact same thing happened to me, I'm so sorry lad
who /drinking/ here?
it is christmas after all
who /wanking/ here?
it is titmas after all
Nobody replied in last thread so hopefully I'll get a response here.
Where do I look for an escort, I mean which websites?
>>24928464
How did you deal with it? I keep asking my boss to put me on the stuff he's putting them on but he just gives me a load of bullshit about how what I'm doing is still important. Which is true, just no where near as important as what Mr.Outgoing gets to do even though I've been here longer.
I'm starting to think the only way things will change is if I threaten to leave. Even then I know I'd only be given a token project to shut me up then swiftly moved back.
>>24928496
Does your arsehole get sweaty when you beat your meat?
>>24928520
Only during summer
how do i get one of those comfy security guard jobs where you literally get paid to sit on your arse all day
>>24928520
HAHAHAHA SWEATY BUM CHEEKS LADZ!
BANTZIZ!!!!!!
HAHA!!
>>24928564
Be a big fat fucker or ex army.
Post the fictional 2D character for whom you live your life
>>24928572
shit meme la Tbh
>>24928572
>2DPD
ew
>>24928453
Gotta assert dominance on the chads, start asking them to do stuff for you
>>24928598
It's not a meme, it's a very important ritual
>>24928572
>she will never sit on your face after a workout
>>24928611
monotonous is more like it
>tfw I get to skip my next sign on date because the jobcentre will be closed on christmas eve
aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
pakis are bro-tier 2bh
>>24928572
akari in the britfeel thread!
>>24928429
That's not that big desu
>tfw have bigger and more aesthetic dick than keks black porn stars
>>24928572
Here you go lad, literally perfection
Who /ripped/ here?
Natty ofc
>>24928572
Nii blox.
>>24928738
>>24928787
>>24928826
fuck off
and take your anime shit with you
>>24928833
inb4 this is a le anime site xD
>>24928743
He was talking about his height ya window licker.
>>24928833
>>24928840
This anger results in more anime being posted desu.
Why does coffee make me poop more but caffeine pills don't?
>>24928826
>You will never protect her nico-nico smile
>>24928833
could you please not bully?
thnx
>>24928915
JUSTNico-Nico
What you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ5ZcPBdfns
Also I hope this snow stops soon
>>24928946
>tfw when no snow
>>24928844
Why would he be talking about his height when I was on about his dick is tiny, I wasn't calling him a manlet.
>>24928958
Its not the good snow, it's wet so its not landing. Just an inconvenience at this point
>>24928946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7N2tFb0X8
no snow here
>>24928946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfi-PxkDVs
where do you live m8? there's no snow here
>>24928572
>Tfw no Yukari gf
It really hurts, lads.
>>24929008
+1the robot has to go!
reminder all anime lovers are pedos
>>24928946
Snow has turned to slush here. Annoying af.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63VwWz1ij0
>>24929064
You're thinking of pakis
>>24929064
>>24929064
So are all brits, so it balances out
>>24929072
no im finking of ur mum
Had a chunder last night, cleaned the majority of it up. Waiting on kebab arriving.
Recommend me a TV series on netflix pls lads.
>>24928997
Newcastle tbqh
>tfw still hasnt stopped and I have to go out in 20 minutes
>>24929091
narcos desu
>>24929091
Breaking Bad, the best show of all time!!
>>24929116
What's it about?
>>24929124
Legit never watched it. Is it worth it?
>>24928946
Listening to this all morning,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqmeb6HrDdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69LxRqfqogo
Reminder that God loves you (yes YOU).
>>24929091
Fringe is pretty good
>>24928946
only Christmas song worth listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
>>24929153
Yeah it's worth it. It's overrated big time by normies but it's still good.
>>24929153
>Never watched Breaking Bad
What are you doing with your life mate? Watch it.
>>24929193
Doesn't love you though
>>24929240
Take that back please.
>>24929239
A- Alcohol desu...
>>24929261
If you love addiction you'll love Breaking Bad.
Also The Wire is top banana.
>>24928572
>>24928634
>>24928738
>>24928787
>>24928826
>>24928857
>>24928915
>>24928922
>>24928934
>>24929008
>>24929046
>>24929193
anime isn't welcomed on britfeel
>>24929292
gtfo newkek
>>24929292
But my counsellor says it's important to express myself. I can't do that without cute anime girls.
>>24929254
can't do that i'm afraid
>>24929328
I'd rather you suffered 2bh friend
>>24929331
Okay. I'll still be here later if you wish to make things right.
>>24929335
I'm telling on you next session, poster No.24929335.
>>24928387
Where are you all from lads? Stratford-upon-avon reporting in
>tfw the jobcentre will give me a 10 pound Christmas bonus this year
Who /suicidal/ here?
>>24929328
>>24929375
tired of seeing anime pictures tbqh
/saltbeefbagel/ time, trying to cure the hangover
>>24929391
Rural south yorkshire nearest town is Rotherhamle paki meeme!! xd
>>24929409
I thought it was cut to 5 quid
>>24929429
No but I want to die
rip anne robinson
>>24929456
Explain to me why you lot haven't chased out all the pakis raping your children, are whites too much of a minority to do anything?
>>24929348
If you can tell me why my firefox plays YouTube videos really laggy and out of sync then I shall.
>>24929409
Do ESA get anything?
>>24929435
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>24929391
West Yorkshire.
>tfw post-industrial hellhole
>tfw no gf
>>24929482
Not him, but it's because whites are pussies.
>>24929497
No idea. I am on that. I don't even spend any money anyway. I have to keep posting doctors notes every month.
>>24929459
why you chatting shit for man
>>24929510
>I have to keep posting doctors notes every month.
Are you on the support group? If so you do not, I phoned up to ask about it.
>>24929391
Kent. Stuck between a boring shithole and a not-so-boring shithole
>>24929091
fargo, season 2 on swiss netflix if you want to watch that as well
>>24929533
Alright there Phill?
>>24929391
redditch near u senpai
>>24929516
I don't know what you mean. They send reminder letters that my note is going to run out soon.
>>24929391
SHETLAND
H
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L
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tfw not sure whether i want to apply for uni or not
>>24929560
Have you been assessed yet? They send you a letter telling you if your on the support group or one of the others after it.
>>24929391
Brighton here, tad on the windy side today
>Poleaboo up until 4am playing Witcher 3 as usual
>Dad gets back
>Tells him his m8 has died, the funeral is tomorrow and he wants Poleaboo to attend
>Poleaboo doesn't want to
>Dad is irked that Poleaboo wouldn't know what to do in the event that he would die, "you can't rely on Mum to do everything forever"
>Thinks fewer people will attend his funeral if Poleaboo doesn't go to his m8s
>The next day Poleaboo wakes up early, 11:30 and gets to the mosque at 1pm
>Dad lied as usual, the prayer stuff starts at 1:30
>Sit around waiting, must be over 100 people there
>"Pray" for 20mins, really just following the motions of the guy in front
>Dad says to stick around as we'll be going to the graveyard later
>Poleaboo has had enough, sees other people leaving, takes his queue to leave too
Dad's probably going to be mad but he should be grateful even 1 hour of Poleaboos time was given to this guy he didn't even really know
>>24929587
>The next day Poleaboo wakes up early, 11:30 and gets to the mosque at 1pm
Vintage pakiboo. Couldn't resist getting home early to have another wank in your sisters undies?
>>24929570
No. I went to an appointment at the jobcentre which was entirely optional. They said they will get back to me in December for another meeting. I think they have given up on me because I haven't had a job for years and am a no hoper. I only started getting this recently to relieve my parents.
>>24929391
Hackney
>>24929587
Poleaboo should be grateful that his Dad allows him to live in his home.
>>24929600
Want to work on my phishing project actually
>wank in your sisters undies?
Mums. When I was much younger and confused
>>24929623
Is that a Ladbrokes in the background? Are the girls off to place a cheeky bet?
>tfw christmas has come early
>tfw drunk at half two
feeling good but know I'm almost peaking and the rest of the day might be shite
>>24929587
no one gives a shit. stay contaminated in /brit/
>>24929609
You'll get it soon hopefully, they send out a massive thing to fill out and a month or so later you'll likely have an appointment to be assessed. It's just talking to someone while they type away. You can get the support group or the work group, supposedly it's really hard to get into the former but I managed it so think it's just a myth.
>>24929642
my new pc arrives on tuesday, the wait is killing me man
>>24929637
>You'll never go in halfs on an accumulator with Mugi.
>>24929642
what's inside the box?
Cat tried to trick me into feeding her twice even though my Dad has already fed her.
Nearly outwitted by an animal with a brain 1/10th the size of mine.
>>24929650
>Too normie for /britfeel/
>Not normie enough for /brit/
>>24929660
Got a new laptop coming within two weeks. Can't wait to get back to shitposting while laying on the sofa again.
>>24929587
>grateful even 1 hour of Poleaboos time was given
expect poleaboos time is worthless, he sits around beating his paki stick and playing games. would be understandable if he had a job or had to study.
>>24929684
i use my phone for that
>>24929642
are you the same guy who went outside to get a pint of milk this morning?
>>24929691
muh depression and anxiety tho
>>24929694
So do I, but it feels so much more comfy doing it from a laptop
>>24929709
eh, you have a point, i have an armchair i intend to use my pc from
>>24929691
sounds to me like you need to get examined because there's something not right with your head
>>24929709
>>24929694
I don't know if I'm just turning old prematurely but I can't stand posting on my phone.
can lurk ok but it always fucks up when posting.
>>24929658
I really think I'll be in the support group. Depression, anxiety and agoraphobia.
>>24929718
Nice one. I want to get a better computer chair at some point. The current one hurts my arse sitting on it for too long.
>>24929732
I think it depends on the phone. Posting from an Xperia Z3C is not that bad
I have really bad tinnitus. I think I'm gonna end it soon. It's so high pitched most of the time now.
Anyone watching some football lads? It's the only time of week I can feel like a normie. I even browse the /sp/ threads.
>>24929754
well worth it if you do as much sitting as i do
>check online module page for exam dates and revision session dates over xmas break
>nothing there
Better text my note taking friend, bet he wrote it down. What was I supposed to do if I didn't have him to text? Guess them?
>>24929725
do you know which board you're on /b/ro?
keke
>>24929684
What laptop? I hate that most laptops have that shitty resolution.
>>24929763
Will probably watch the highlights tonight.
>>24929763
which channel?
has /britfeel/ always been this shit? christ i'm going back to bed
>>24929709
It's way more comfy using a tablet in bed. Nexus 7 is great. I spend most of the time here in bed.
>>24929482
hehe i laffed a lot ;p
>>24929499
Whereabouts in west yorkshire, tripfag?
>>24929642
are you the lisa guy?
>>24929764
I'm sat on it most of the day, which is the reason for the laptop investment heh
>>24929780
Custom one from PC Specialist.
i7
12GB RAM
1TB HDD
960 gtx
Full HD
>tfw loli cartoons are illegal in britain
>muh free speech stops when my morals are affected
>>24929796
I post in my bed on my macbook pro.
They're overpriced but comfy as fuck.
>>24928805
>natty
>ripped
good joke you fat fuck
>>24929775
You probably don't know much about him is why you're saying that. Typing in third person should've popped a red flag.
>>24929813
how much did you pay for that?
>>24929818
enjoy your sub-par OS
>>24929787
I watch a stream, going to watch the man city game.
>>24929813
Please don't say you got it for gaming.
>>24929813
What's the point of having such a high spec laptop? If you want to game, you build a gaming pc.
>>24929796
Rest assured I intend to do some browsing from my bed.
>>24929813
Cost just over 800
>>24929829
I'm watching it on bbc sport website, stadium looks a bit empty
>>24929738
The support group rate is supposedly under 10% but as I said before I'm sure it's not and you'll get it.
>>24929813
is that a 'gaming laptop'. you fucked up big time
>>24929672
One of these bad boys.
>>24929732
find phone posting really uncomfy, just tedious.
>>24929870
what colour switches does that have?
>>24929833
>>24929835
>>24929863
Got such high specs mainly so I could watch full HD stuff without any problems. It's advertised as gaming but even I know that's a cop out.
>>24929756
Place the palms of your hands over your ears with fingers resting gently on the back of your head. Your middle fingers should point toward one another just above the base of your skull. Place your index fingers on top of you middle fingers and snap them (the index fingers) onto the skull making a loud, drumming noise. Repeat 40-50 times. Some people experience immediate relief with this method. Repeat several times a day for as long as necessary to reduce tinnitus.Dr. Jan Strydom, of A2Z of Health, Beauty and Fintess.org.
This always works for me.
>>24929821
Must be horrible to have shitty genetics and the need for regular testosterone injections lmao
>>24929763
/3pm/ threads are ultimate comfy
gonna squeeze in a quick fap before the football
>>24929889
You shouod get rid of Windows and put linux on then.
>>24929889
>full HD stuff
u wot m8, you don't need all that to watch hd. You need a high quality stand alone monitor you retard.
>>24929907
I was just about to mention how comfy this is.
comfymind
>Exam on Hamlet on Monday
>Read the play and listened in class but don't remember what I was taught
;_;
>>24929808Shouldn't we know each other more first : <
>>24929953
Yes Intel integrated graphics can play that shit just fine.
>>24929971
no and stop posting this chinese cartoon shite, whats ur nearest town?
>>24929969
>english degree
>>24929920
What are you fapping to?
>>24929391
Lancashire tbqh
>tfw egghead looks like a normal british person
>>24929391
Ripon
>>24930092
**eggman dammit
>>24929977
Exactly what matters most for playing HD videos is CPU speed and your monitor.
I think the retard brought a gaming pc for games and now is trying to justify it, but ended up looking like an even bigger retard.
>>24930158
egglad desu senpai
>>24928499
Puntersweb has reviews of brasses lad
>>24930116
I've been to Ripon. Went to the cathedral for Christmas day one year whilst on holiday.
Was nice.
>>24930177
eggnormie
fuck him
>>24928499
Adultwork
Afternoon everyone~
Feels a bit strange posting here again tbqh
What are you up to this afternoon lads?
>>24930224
Why have you been off here for so long mate?
>>24930251
I had afailed suicide attemptso I avoided britfeel since the last thing you lads need is more negativity~
>>24929817
>britain
England, unless they decide to make an example of poleaboo
>>24930275
hopefully your next attempt is more successful
>>24930275
top jej, wew la
>>24930275
no the last thing we needed was more anime fuck off
>tfw no dom gf who forces me to drink all her stinky fish oil
Finished the facebook phishing page
Just got to construct the email well now
This goes tits up then I'm getting remanded, wish me luck, ladies
>>24930347
reconsider
>>24930371
Hard to do that when all I can imagine is success
Now, should I send it to her uni email or personal email?
>>24930347
what do you even want to do with all the accounts?
>>24930347
>>24930387
this is /britfeel/ not /tech/ man
>>24930275
Wew lad. what caused it?
>>24930466
Britfeel is poleaboo
>actually got invited to a party
>tired as fuck from wageslaving
>it's in fallowfield so I have to traverse through hordes of mudslimes and students to get there
Fuck that, I'll be a normie some other time.
>>24930387
Making sure you get caught you scumbag. go ahead, delete your posts, i already saved them.
>>24930666
Last party I was at some 25 year old paki fucked a white, blue-eyed girl who just had her 16 birthday last week. People were patting him on the back and giving him free drinks, why are white people so submissive?
>order a pizza 2 hours ago
>pay online
>still isn't here
i can't into phoning so i sent an email
>>24930699
What the fuck is your problem?
>>24930731
Ain't even tea time yet fagit
>>24930735
Pakiboo is.
>>24930731
>sent an email
they probably won't see it for another two weeks
I'm thinking of ordering a pizza, could nip to the shop and buy a stuffed crust oven one for better than a quarter of the price though.
decisions decisions
>>24930744
i ain't ate anything since yesterday morning no pizza now too
is the amazing effect I get from alcohol the anti-anxiety aspect or is it probably the euphoric and depressing of the senses aspect?
don't know how any of you would know
A-are americans allowed in britfeel?
I own an electric kettle if that matters...
>>24930810
lowered inhibition probably
if you live with anxiety then it's like removing the ball and chain around your ankle
>>24930856
Yes it's not like we have flags or anything.
>Tfw no local place near me does pizzas
I don't want a kebab ffs
>>24930500
I-I'd rather not say desu~
I'm feeling a bit better so I'd rather not think about it.
>>24930856
Of course anon! Just make sure you use UK spellings~
>>24930881
>tfw I will never be this free whilst sober
>>24930856
Just don't be a twat and you can stay. Try to use UK-isms if possible.
>>24930929
xanax, 2mg a day
that will give your brain some breathing room
although I'm not a doctor so my opinion is worth jack shit
>>24930347
What's the story here, chap?
>>24930937
>>24930925
>>24930895
Thanks lads!
work has been shit lately, I only earn $10 (6.60 pounds) per hour
>>24930950
I've been addicted to benzos before, I fucked my shit up and now they seriously scare me
I might end up going back to them soon, being on them was a happy time despite cringing on the memories I have of it.
>>24930983
What do you do?
Unoriginal commento
>>24931030
IT help desk m89
>>24930983
That's like minimum wage here. We're no better off.
>>24930961
Nice try detective san.
>tfw just spent hours finding the source of a musty balls smell in my room
>its was coming from me all along
I shower once a day too.
>>24931038
>tfw I can't get a job like that
>>24930925
JUST TELL US SENPAI, WAS IT A NORMIES FAULT?
>>24931068
>It*
I can't even spell because I'm too disheartened.
>>24930925
Fucking attention seeking prick, I asked if you'd finally had the balls to kill yourself yesterday and you're back
>I tried to kill myself
>what's wrong maybe we can help you as a community
>I'd rather not say because I'm a bullshit artist who lives my life like a little girl
TILDE CUNT OUT
>>24931068
were you drinking last night?
when I'm hungover I get all kinds of smells from all parts of my body
>>24930731
>2 hours 30 minutes still no pitza
til-duh or til-dee lads
>Made therapist macarons for Christmas
>Had to throw them away because they'll probably think I put something bad inside it
>>24931132
Correct way to say it is til-duh but I still say til-dee.
>>24931104
I haven't drank alcohol in a long time m8, I did drink some coca-cola for the first time in a while but I doubt that triggered it.
It's the same kind of smell you get when you don't shake your willy after peeing and droplets get trapped in your shaft.
>>24930699
Why are there so many normies here?
Mum's ordering an Indian tonight. Said I don't like paki food.
Indian's aren't even pakis she said. I'll eat it but won't like it.
What should I order lads? Normally I just have 2 normal popadoms, 1 spicy, egg rice and some prawn curry thing.
>>24931135
>tfw I was denied therapy despite suicidal ideation
it's like they want me to kill myself
>>24930400
Read messages and shit
>>24930925
you.. live with flatmates I remember u said. so how do you throw up so often, not eat and kill yourself without anyone noticing?
>>24929642
theres something wrong with your hand m8.
shouldn't be that colour.
>>24931207
Do a half hearted attempt, that should get you in there.
>>24931095
I suppose it's the collective effort of normies, along with a few other things. I really cannot be bothered to type everything out though.
>>24931103
>what's wrong maybe we can help you as a community
thanks for the offer anon, but I already feel a lot better~
I don't want to do anything like it ever again.
>>24931204
Indians aren't pakis though
Most Indians are Hundu or Sikh rather than Muslim.
>>24931202
>he supports defending pakis
>>24931202
why do you defend a paki who stalks white women?
>>24931240
Not much better, they don't even have toilets in their country.
>>24931233
For throwing up I just turn the shower on and vomit to my heart's content~
It was actually my flatmate who found me and took me to A&E this morning.
I have worried that they might notice that I don't eat, but I imagine they assume I do it when others are not around~
>>24931237
Bullet point everything out instead then
>>24930699
Didn't mention anything about the victims so can't be done for stalking
Haven't emailed it so not done anything illegal there yet either
Then you'll need to prove who sent the email
>>24931234
I've got half a mind to start practicing a parachute landing fall and hop off a building that's not very tall so I can get into therapy.
>>24931024
did you go cold turkey?
That was a hell I wish I could forget.
Not only all the effects of derealization, but none of my family could stand to look at me, the pill junkie.
All on my own with my brain that was malfunctioning from the withdrawal.
>>24931265
White wombs were made for black and paki cock
>>24931265
>>24931243
I support a fellow, robot
REEEEEEEEEE sounds the same in every language
lads I'm an indecisive fuck so do I...
buy a decent oven pizza for 4pound from the shop down the road
or
order 15inch takeaway pizza for 11pound
>>24931114
>pizza in the frige
>>24931286
>not done anything illegal there yet either
Anon thought crime is a thing these days
>>24931306
pakiboo isn't a robot, he's a creep
>>24931265
>Poles
>White
Nice try, Jakub
>Min. Order: 15.00
>>24931333
Go back to /pol/ mate
>>24931299
>did you go cold turkey?
yep. I didn't even tell my parents about it. Told them I thought I was having some sort of mental breakdown (which was what it felt like) and that they should leave me alone.
I don't think I had it as bad as some people though.
>>24931317
Poleaboo is the definitive British robot of our era
>>24931359
no
no he really isn't
>>24931359
you wish mate, he's a worthless hack
>>24931344
>Call someone a paki
>Someone points out you're not white either
>P-POL'S THAT WAY YOU BIG RACIST, J-JEEZE!
>>24931351
around 3 months of life in a static fuzz for me
there was no way I could hide it, my motor skills were shot too, I couldn't stand up without shaking
my mum eventually took pity on me and asked me to do menial stuff like take the rubbish out
>>24931368
Define a robot and why poleaboo isn't one
Just sent this to a girl I know at Uni lads, had the christmas spirit and some alcohol and it got the better of me. she has accused me of acting creepy so I am playful with her
Wish me luck
>>24931387
That wasn't me you retard.
>>24931339
>add everything you want to the basket
>total cost
>14.99
>>24931339
Why is take away food so expensive online?
Why am I having to pay 5.40 for some beef satay?
>>24931411
Haha, time for dips.
>>24931339
>Min. Order: 15.00
>Delivery fee: 2.00
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>24931317
>creep
Spot the roastie
>>24931398
jesus
I admire your effort
>>24931398
hahahahaha pls tell me this is a joke
>>24931434
Spot the mad virgin.
>>24931398
Not creepy but cringey desu
>those ;)
>>24931428
Try living in the middle of nowhere.
>>24931454
wow, that must have been really tough on this board
Well done
just spent an hour making some autistic flowgraph in automate for android and i ended up not even using it because it's so autistic. it works now though.
>>24931398
What the fuck?
original comment
>>24931392
>the feeling of being painfully tense and uncomfortable constantly (worse when you're trying to sleep)
>the feeling of staring into space for long periods of time in melancholia
>just moving from one room to another is physically tiring and draining
>mum asks me to wash up, this feels physically impossible - takes me 4 times as long
>overly sensitive, crying or being rude for little reason
>panic attacks as soon as I step a foot outside my house
now I just feel numb and dead inside when sober, it's not much better.
Made myself throw up twice last night because I'd had a lot to drink and didn't fancy a hangover. Now my teeth feel chalky, I think the stomach acid burnt off the enamel.
>>24931387
I'm not Polish, you fuck. I'm just not a retard and recognise that they're white.
Poleaboo got sanction until early January
Does he just not attend his next scheduled interview and call up when he is eligible again or does he apply online!
>>24931398
Oh my Christ.
>>24931398
whether this is real or not (probably isn't) it's still amazing
>>24931564
You're not fooling anyone, Kuba
>>24931577
They can sanction you again you know.
>>24931613
So does Poleaboo go to his next scheduled interview with his work coach or not?
>>24931577
You go to a CAB. There are hardship payments in place.
>>24931637
Poleaboo goes to a CAB and gets real advice off people who do this for a living.
>>24931564
>recognise that they're white.
They're not though. I know it's2015 so everyone can be what you want but the fact i you aren't.
>>24931637
It is highly advisable that you attend, or you could be sanctioned for twice as long.
You could always stop your benefits then reapply in January, if you think it's worth the hassle.
>>24931638
Poleaboo thought he wouldn't apply for hardship payments since he probably wouldn't get them since he isn't under any hardship
>>24931204
this teebh
>>24931270
Make sure mummy asks them if they poo in the loo, don't want to order from somewhere with a designated shitting corner
>>24931679
You are under hardship if you're not getting any money you stupid fuck.
Go to a CAB.
>>24931678
>>You could always stop your benefits then reapply in January
Doesn't work like that anymore IIRC, you'll still have to wait out sanctions when making a new claim.
>>24931678
>You could always stop your benefits then reapply in January, if you think it's worth the hassle.
They will just start you off with a sanction then. Doesn't work that easy
>>24931678
>Attending the job centre without the incentive of bennies
Fuck sake
We'll see how poleaboo feels on the day
>>24931702
Poleaboo has no expenses
Wouldn't schedule a hardship appointment anyway due to anxiety
Managed to sneak some heliun into the house but I can't get the tube into the tank. I'll have to wait until after christmas anyway.
>>24931702
He lives with mummy and daddy though
>>24931748
It is literally impossible to help you.
Lads what do you do when your nan slaps you? I can't really hit her back but I'm not taking that, not taking that at all.
>>24931748
>We'll see how poleaboo feels on the day
Just go mate, you'll be sanctioned for longer if you don't. Then no more comfy vidya money.
>>24931769
And? Therefore? But? So?
>>24931787
Either hit her back or report her to the police. Anything else is being a bitch.
>>24931204
>Mum's ordering an Indian tonight. Said I don't like paki food.
The working class in 2 sentences.
>>24931787
What did you do lad???
>>24931750
Bon voyage family, maybe I'll join you some day.
If you have anyone who cares for you I suggest you write a note. A good friend of mine killed himself and I wish he had wrote something to me, it would have saved a lot of guilt on my part.
Up to you though, it makes no difference once you're dead.
>>24931789
Witcher 3 should last through the month, not sure what to buy next
>Poleaboo used to tell vidya manchildren to fuck off to /v/
Feels good to let go of hate and just accept pleasure
>>24931817
Working class love paki food
>>24931798
If you have no expenses and you're not limited in mobility by lack of finance then you're not under hardship
woooeeeeoooohohohohooooooooooooooooooooh
>>24931548
You're supposed to brush right after puking.
>>24931815
Fuck sake, I don't want two wankers here giving me the stinkeye for wasting their time.
>>24931835
I took a croissant and put those cold mini sausages you buy in a big pack inside it. My nan said the French would weep if they could see this, I'd say they'd weep if they knew you voted for labour who let paki's get away with raping little girls and bombing places. She slapped me hard and I just froze, wasn't sure what the right reaction was.
>>24931892
>i am 12 and how do I tell an untruth
Fuck me. "Yeah, I can't buy shower gel or toothpaste or toilet roll or food." Are you fucking stupid?
Lads how do I talk to a psychiatrist or get some kind of mental health help at uni?
I've been a fucking state lately, too depressed to go in to uni then regretting and panicking about it all day, panic attacks getting shorter and more frequent, unable to talk to anyone from just autisming up (not had this before, used to be asbergers as fuck but outgoing)
Just want to talk to a professional and see if I've got anything or get some advice, but I'd rather shoot myself than ask a friend/tutor
>>24931933
She clearly can't handle the bantz m8, you rekt her.
>>24931982
I've always wanted to see that girl take a big black cock
>>24931974
Find it difficult to lie
>>24931933
Don't talk to your nan like tht you fucking sperglord.
>>24931933
What a fucking cunt. I really hate it that women think it's acceptable to slap men over tiny things. It's not some jolly piece of comedy like in the movies. I'd never speak to her again to be quite frank.
>>24932008
Then just stop buying hygiene products. No need to lie.
>>24929870
>MUH MECHANICAL KEYBOARDS
lol i type 125wpm on a shitty logikek keyboard, faster than 90% of mechanical fags
>>24931982
They will have a counseling service but they won't be professionals as in they won't have had any medical training and just some crappy certificate. They will only normally deal with people with normie problems "my boyfriend left me" "I haven't done well in exams"
>>24931846
I think you have to be careful with suicide notes; they can definitely have unintended effects. Telling somebody how much they meant to you, for example, may make them think that the relationship was valuable enough to prevent suicide if only they had been appropriately concerned. I think avoiding personal allusions and suggesting an insurmountable mental illness is the best way to go, even if it's not true. Don't kill yourself on christmas if you have family though.
>>24932025
It's his nan, not some random woman.
He deserved it.
>>24932038
Fuq.
Can you book an appointment with a shrink on the NHS like you can a GP?
>>24931933
>Disrespecting your nan in public
>>24932071
No you have to get referred by your GP it takes fucking ages.
>>24932048
No one has the right to lay their hands on anyone, nan or not. Saying he deserved a slap for hurting some delicate snowflake's feelings make you an utter tosser. Bet you think it's okay to arrest people for saying nigger on facebook, eh?
>Typical City
They're doing in on purpose they have to be
How can one team score so many late winners?
>>24932022
Why? Nothing I said was wrong you beta little twat.
>>24932087
Do you think I could fast-track to one by doing something weird like acting all schizo or trying to kill myself?
Or is there anything that I'd have to have a mental check-up for, like the army but easier?
I PULL UP ON THE THREAD, I'M SHITPOSTING
I DONT GIVE A DAMN IF THEY BAN ME OR NOT, I'M A SHITPOSTER
SHITTED ON THE THREAD LIKE I WAS CONSTIPATED
I'M SHITPOSTING I DONT CARE IF YOU CARE OR NOT
>>24932071
>>24932087
You will probably see a psychiatric nurse with this route.
This is what I am doing, in my area it seems an independent organization is handling it. I have an appointment in early January, which isn't bad since I had only called like aweek ago
>>24932095
>facebook comments to the world are the same as bringing up pakis and paedos to your nan because she makes a joke about a bun
>>24932133
You could cut off a finger or something. I was thinking of cutting off a superfluous one then getting on benefits the rest of my life.
>>24932130
>ha ha anon you eat funny
>P... PAKIS AND PAEDOS
>>24932133
If you went to the hospital and say you were going to harm yourself you will probably be put in the psych ward for a a couple of weeks
Who /homefromuni/ today?
>>24932087
>Tfw waited 4 months
The GP I usually see wasn't in so I got a lady. She asked me how it was going and I told her I'm still waiting.
>What!? STILL waiting?
>I'll give them a call
>Get appointment in 3 days
My GP couldn't have cared to check for me which makes me sad.
>>24931933
You should be ashamed anon... Don't talk to your gran like that
>>24931867
>Feels good to let go of hate and just accept pleasure
or you now know you are a manchild yourself
>>24932253
Yeah it was a joke for me to, took fucking ages. Ended up having to break the law to get seen.
>>24932203
Thing is I don't want to upset Mum. She's an old bird with a heart of gold but she doesn't understand this whole mental problems lark, if I did something like cut off a finger she'd worry to death and think she'd failed raising me or some shite.
She and my Dad once went ballistic on my sister for cutting herself when she was 15, full on screaming at her for not appreciating this and that etc, offered her no comfort or help.
Come to think about it all my siblings are borderline autists.
>>24932008
Phishing is lying. You're creating a web page as a lie. God, you're so stupid.
>>24932275
>Ended up having to break the law to get seen
>tfw been using torrents for years and still no shrink
>>24932320
I assaulted a police officer hehe.
>>24932199
I'm not denying anon is a massive sperglord for flipping out like that, but it doesn't warrant a physical assault either way.
>>24932337
Pity they didn't put you down right there and then desu
>>24932337
If I get taken into custody for doing something equally retarded and act conspicuously like a complete sperg (talk to myself in my cell, hit myself etc) would they call a head doctor or just be cunts about it?
>>24932398
I was down, had handcuffs on and everything.
>>24932252
Fuck off, norman
You don't belong here
i go into a fucking trance every time im not focusing hard on something, what the fuck is wrong with me
>>24932406
A nurse would have to see you in the morning. Both times I've been arrested due to my erratic behaviour they stripped me naked and put me in an anti-suicide smock thing.
>>24932427
>tfw not going home til Christmas Eve
Just want a bath and some of Mum's cooking desu
>>24932427
Why? Because I go to university and I happen to be getting home today?
>>24932443
yes that's exactly what he is saying
>>24932432
i had that too.. had a massive flipout and assaulted a police office... my biggest shame. got 150 hours community service and 8 weeks prison suspended for 1 year
>>24932458
b-but I thought lots of robots went to uni
>>24932257
Does allah not allow it? You little shit.
>>24932496
Lots of insufferable normies who think they are such nerds lmao
>>24932432
what kind of erratic behaviour
>>24932488
I got a 50 quid fine and a 6 month conditional discharge.
>>24932496
>>24932496
No m8 I'm a wagekuk.
I'll be off from Thursday next week until the New Year.
2 and a half weeks of doing cock all but moving stuff into my new house.
>>24932516
Going berserk in the van smashing my head against the door and biting myself.
>>24932512
Shouldn't obsess so much over "pakis" desu
>>24932520
I don't remember it though cause mixed antidepressants with a lot of alcohol while having suicidial thoughts. I went out and ended up in a fight and when the cops got called i kicked an office as they put me in the van. He got a black eye. They classed it as the most serious type of common assault.
I don't remember any of it though.
>>24932585
I was hammered too, also taking anti-depressants / anti-anxiety meds. I was on the ground with handcuffs on, no shoes or anything and apparently I kicked a female police officer which knocked her to the ground.
My solicitor said they only charged me because she wanted easy compensation money.
It's a joke really, you don't get interviewed or anything if another officer makes a statement backing up what the victim said.
>>24932585
fuck off normie why would a real robot go out fighting?
>>24931577
how did you manage that?
original comment
Poleaboos brother just brought around his white m8
He said "Assalam alykum", not sure if he was taking this piss, can't remember the last time that phrase was spoken in this home
>>24932663
Usual way
Missed an appointment. Assumed it was every two weeks so an appointment one week from my last completely passed me by
>>24932633
I couldn't even defend myself since I didn't remember anything. They said there was cctv but they never showed it, even in court. Didn't even see any pictures.
my solicitor said if it wasn't a copper then I wouldn't even have been charged. I think I had to pay like 200 aswell as compensation.
>>24932635
Cause I was out of my mind and I didn't even start the fight apparently.
>>24932705
It's shit. I used to respect the police but lost all that after what happened. I think I basically got the lowest possible punishment that they can possibly give. My solicitor gave a good speech how I wuz a good boi and had had a mental breakdown of some sort.
>>24932685
You must have fucked up like 4 times.
>>24932755
mine did too but they didn't give a fuck t b h. They even said the fact that I was drunk was an "aggravating" factor that means I should get more punishment. I think it's just luck on which random magistrate you get.
>>24932755
>I used to respect the police
Leftie goy sicken me.
>>24932845
I vote UKIP m8.
England have been drawn against Wales, Slovakia and Russia in the group stage of #EURO 2016
>>24932831
I must have been very lucky then. After all they do it for free... I had to wait like 4 hours to be seen, was talking to a lad who was there for fighting and he got 200 hours community service or something and some other shit, he was half black though so that could be why.
>>24932895
EASY
Hope Zlatan does well
>>24932899
They're not even qualified to do anything, it's a joke. Random as fuck.
>>24932935
Sweden are fucked, Belgium, Italy, Ireland, Sweden. Hardest group by far. Although you can qualify by finishing third.
>>24932895
>Tfw Bales win the Euro
>>24932895
>>24932895
honestly, I can see England failing to qualify in that group
>>24932966
Ireland and Italy are just as shit as Sweden
>>24930275
HAHAHAHA shame it failed Tbh
>>24933026
Edgy lad real edge
>gona cook myself some jasmine rice with chinese style drumsticks and spare ribs
Something seems missing mates, I just don't know.
Soup?
>>24932857
>Still on board a sunken ship
Fucking bay parking. Why am I such a useless cunt that I can't get this right?
I just want to pass my test, but I can't do a fucking bay park.
>tfw dad looked at me as if i was an idiot because i asked him if he froze the can of guinness because i could feel something solid shaking inside it
>>24933044
vegetables you plonker
>>24931398
enjoy getting kicked out of university
>>24933061
I wonder how big the tory majority is going to be next election.
Corbyn hasn't got a chance.
>>24933038
not really, he's a proper pathetic little wasteman, proper fanny
>>24933061
I've voted BNP and Tory in the past, just don't like the Conservatives any more, they are 100 times better than fucking Labour but still.
Was a great feel watching UKIP win the 2014 Euros with brit/pol/.
>>24933108
>BNP
Embarrassing. They've always been a shambles.
>>24933156
Helped them get an MEP in 2010.
>>24933101
Can't wait to harvest your tears when Tories get BTFO for good.
Corbyn's our Obama, shit tons of people who haven't voted before or stopped voting after Iraq will vote for him, he'll bring labour back from the dead and Cameron will be guzzling his shit.
>>24933212
>being this delusional
m8 Corbyn is toxic.
>>24933212
I'm sure.
In the meantime does anyone have any social media compilations from the GE this year?
Seeing teenagers crying over Labour losing is always a blast.
>>24933212
pls m8 just off urself
>>24933227
We clearly move in different circles, but I could count on one hand the people I know who actively dislike Corbyn, and all the rest love him.
I am 20 years old and poor af though, are you 25+ and/or very rich?
>>24933091
>vegetables
HA!
>>24933293
I am 24 and a robot. But I follow politics quite closely. I live in an ultra safe Tory seat (they get 50% of the vote usually) but that's irrelevant.
>>24933293
>I am 20 years old and poor af though
Lel if you hung around nothing but uni students you'd probably end up thinking Corbyn's gonna get a 200 seat majority.
Watch as soon as everyone actually does get a job, a house and all the other stuff.
Why are students always so delusional about the power of the left.
>>24933279
>Tfw the owner of BLACKED wants to see her take black cock
>>24933212
Corbyn has no chance. He is like Obama in one way though, in that nothing he wants will ever get through if he's elected. Top military officers have all but threatened revolt if he wins due to his sympathy for terrorists and desire to scrap the army. His own party vote against him all the time and this would only continue if he got into power.
He'd be blocked on everything unless Labour got a massive majority which will never happen again.
I always felt sad watching the rise of UKIP because most people are too young to realise they're being strung along, the exact same shit was done in the 80s with the Social Democratic Party.
Basically whenever there's social upheaval going on that people don't like for whatever reason (immigration), a populist party is created or reassigned (UKIP) to the role of quelling dissent while the higher ups can continue to making things worse but better for themselves without risk of upheaval.
Then they get a few votes but FPTP keks them to never have any chance of getting power, then the hot topic changes, the party dissolves and the process repeats - with nothing ever done to change the actual issue. Exact same with the SDP.
>>24933374
Indeed. UKIP are nothing but a fad. As much as I want them to win, it won't ever happen. It will be Tory/Pakibour for the rest of this country's existence.
>>24931103
this lad's got it nailed Tbh
TILDE ANON EITHER FUCK OFF, KILL YOURSELF OR A COMBINATION OF THE TWO
>>24933374
Good point desu, would like to see a rebuttal.
>>24933374
UKIP have been around for ages, they are against the EU not just immigration. They do their work in the EU parliament. They wanted a referendum and what are we getting? A referendum. They have achieved what they always wanted.
Immigration has been an issue since the 60s, since good old Enoch was around. It's nothing to do with upheavel.
> donner kebab, garlic mayo, no salad
> 1/2lb cheese burger
> 1/4lb chicken burger
> hot dog
Could I have done any better?
>>24933406
Apart from the Aussie style points system for immigration they wouldn't do much good for people like us. They once called for a flat tax which means less for the rich and a lot more for us, and there would be less rights for working, etc.
It'll all be done with soon enough anyway, the Tories are a bit fucked if we leave Europe because the high immigration is what they've been using to heal the economy after the world crisis.
>>24933504
you gon get fat lad
Rain killed my phone screen just as i'm going home for a couple days, fantastic.
Anyone know any good albums for traveling to put on it's replacement?
>>24933522
That's probably 2 days worth of grub, really, but I've got a calorie deficit of ~3000/wk so I should be ok with this once a while.
Is there anyway to view someone's insagram pictures without adding them, just hypothetically of course
>>24932895
Welp, we're fucked
Can beat Slovakia but no chance against Russian or Wales..
Ireland and N Ireland are fucked as well. Wales is only home nation that can get through.
>>24933593
Slovakia WIN
Russia DRAW
Wales WIN
Easy.
>>24933504
Indian burger are grim desu
>Hotdog
Never seen an Indian do those.
>>24933540
I'm looking to get a new phone. Can't decide on Samsung, Sony, LG or iPhone.
Too many out there.
>>24933540
>Needing a phone
Normie as fuck lad.
Sitting in an apartment in St Petersburg drinking vodka because I'm too nervous to go out to a bar. Cost me roughly 4 quid for a 50cl.
AMA about Russia since I'm probably stranded in here all night.
>>24933583
No you dirty little paki.
>>24933663
I use my almost purely to watch shit on and browse the internet in bed.
>>24933669
How many homos have you beaten since you got there?
>>24933583
unless their profile is public, no
>>24933669
Why are you in Russia
>>24933712
then get a lappy
>>24933714
Nowhere near enough.
Seriously though, it feels like any European City. Granted I've only spied one nigger but it isn't exactly aryan utopia.
>>24933737
Just for a holiday 2bh
>>24933793
but those overheat if you're a retard and let the duvet cover the air vent bits
>>24933840
why russia?
>>24933840
>Just for a holiday 2bh
So you went on holiday all the way to ussia to drink alone in your room and post on 4chan?
Seems like a lot of effort really
>VIEW FRIENDS LIST
>0 online
someone add me before i kill myself pls
http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
>>24933909
No you'll send me dodgy links and try and hack my profile.
>>24933846
Its GOAT
Petersburg itself is lovely (& cheap). The girls...don't even get me started mate. Fucking INCREDIBLE.
>>24933856
I'm here with my dad. I've out all day at the hermitage. He's asleep and I am far too beta to go out alone. I wouldn't want to go out with him anyway, the prick.
>>24933957
>The girls...don't even get me started
Are you one of those beta males that go on holiday and get as many escorts as possible?
>>24933957
>hermitage
This story just got weirder. Do tell.
>>24933957
fuck off normie -.-
>>24933957
Is the hermitage any good? I've been St Pete's but it was closed I mostly stayed in Moscow and had a great time
>>24933997
>being this pleb
>>24934008
;p no
>>24933909
>1 Steam group
>The Keks
>>24934036
>maki lean
>purple lean got me fucked up, got me fucked up, got me fucked up
>>24933984
N-no. I'm a robot m8. Or maybe a cyborg, kv nonetheless.
The girls are fucking beauties though. At least half of the girls you pass walking down Nevsky Prospekt breach 8/10. Model tier physiques with angular faces. You've no idea how poor the talent is in Britain until you come to St P. Most of the girls would be an instant oneitis if they were in the UK.
>>24933997
Whats weird about that like? Probably the biggest attraction in the city.
>>24934008
>implying I've even talked to one
I couldn't even if I was an alpha male, almost nobidy speaks english.
>>24934018
Of course mate. I really enjoyed the antiquity section, being a bit of a fledgling classicist.
>>24933504
>no salad on doner
So it's just meat in a pitta?
>>24934112
Nice ant image
>>24933560
>hur dur once in a while is ok
you fucking fatass you shouldnt eat unhealthy shit like that ever
>>24934086
when I was there it was cold as fuck, snow everywhere and the river was frozen. It must be freezing in December.
Also i wouldn't go out alone at night as a tourist, but if you a with someone people in the cafes and that are nice enough to get you what you point at.
What else are you planning on seeing?
>>24934136
ok thank you for the life advice on /r9k/ very nice
>>24934134
Nice butters kebab
>>24934154
Its not cold at all.
Coldest its been is like -1c, no snow and no ice. Edinburgh was colder before I left.
Don't on going out anyway. If I did it would be to the pub directly across the street.
Going to the Mariisnky for an opera tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/jqxbrZiazZA?t=72
>>24934207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDiAcqbO0c
>tfw Yung Lean is good again
>tfw walking out your front door on a council estate in just a winter coat and dressing gown and some old lady see's you with huge spliff in your lips
Ruskifag, stop posting in /brit/, we don't need their sort here
>>24934254
hoover is nice but i like volt more desu
Post music to go fast to lads please, been listening the same songs over and over again recently.
>>24934314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk
>>24934314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-SKVL_1Nm4
>>24934314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wdY1ONiJM
>>24934314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ08lRvW1no
>>24934406
if you think halo reach soundtrack is good then ur a fucking underage who didnt play halo 2.
Why doesn't anyone plant a series of bombs across a university campus?
>Various locations are crowded
>can carry a backpack without suspicion
>can drop them without alerting people nearby
>100% normie population
>can maybe even wear a costume to conceal your identity if it's Halloween or something
1 - 5 Pizza
6 - 0 Kebab
>pic related
Fucking kill me pls
>>24934268
I can relate without the weed. I felt a right tit.
im going to get drunk again.
going to get a paki curry too.
>>24934416
But I'm not underage. And it's clearly the best of the pre-343 butt pummeling the series took.
fite me irl
>>24934421
Don't say things like that, you know you are not supposed to say things like that.
>>24934416
>ur
heh
>>24934464
why are there leaves on the trees?
Is winter not a thing in Devon?
GOING TO BURGER KING FOR FIRST TIME.
WANT TO DISCOVER WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.
WHAT'S GOOD?
>>24934472
>it's clearly the best of the pre-343 butt pummeling the series took.
LOL
absolute shit tier taste. halo reach has the shittiest soundtrack and is also the shittiest halo story wise pre 343.
>>24934479
yeah? your fucking point?
>>24934468
My man, me too. Egg rice, Jhinga Garlic starter and a Sheek kebab starter. Going to have some poppadoms too.
>>24934489
BK is shit mate, no smug punk girl spits in the food.
Why fucking bother
>>24934489
Its just better than mcdicks
the chips are so much better its not even funny
>>24934494
Well, here's how I see it. Reach's story is actually the best in the series. However, it was told in a very poor way.
>>24934488
they are probably non-deciduous trees, evergreen
>tfw you imagine avatarfags look like cute anime girls
>tfw you would be incredibly disappointed if you saw what they really looked like
anyone else have this problem? I always imagine them as cute anime girls
>>24934551
>>24934531
OK so I'll get fries, was planning on it anyway.
What kind of sandwich ? or do they have set menus like McD?
>>24934595
Is basically the same, I normally get a triple whopper its beefy as fuck
>>24933593
are we really that shit now? none of those teams seem that scary. haven't watched england play in ages.
>>24934086
We have the most beautiful girl in the world though.
>>24934640
You see what happens when you post on /brit/
Thanks Russia
>>24934488
Old pic is old
>>24933593
Poleaboo thinks England are good enough to win the tournament, there are only 3 other serious contenders
>>24934569
well at least you're saying that it's your opinion so i respect that mate. no seriously if you like it then so be it.
but you gotta admit that those tracks are fucking DOPE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5jPy-GmyUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xuqrl2dJXU
https://youtu.be/LVsn4BjK6Jk (actual beat starts at 30 seconds, love this one the most desu)
seriously i fucking dance to those beats. faster than sonic.
>>24934626
Nah it's not as bad as all that. We'll beat one of them.
>this dumb slag on the chase
haha man utd etc
>>24934314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY3tHQJegOM
Saw the Peep Show ending, pretty good. I enjoyed it.
>>24934697
She should have known better than to go on. They're proper patronising her.
>>24934669
Poleaboo really is deluded isn't he? Classic poleaboo.
>>24934742
there's one more episode, or am I out of sync?
Need present ideas for
-mother
-brother
-grandmother
grandfather
>>24934766
I'm not saying England are playing good football but they're a decent squad and better than most others in the tournament
Sides like Belgium and France are heavily flawed and can be beaten
>>24934768
There is, but the channel 4 web devs are apparently failures at life. If you wanna know how, go to /tv/ (i know) and search peep show for a thread. Some dude makes it simple, just gotta put some java stuff into the usb bar on the early screening thing they have been doing for the series.
evens - takeaway pizza
odds - oven pizza
dubs - takeaway pizza
trips - kill myself
>>24934835
Unlucky m8
Best get cracking
>>24929391
Portsmouth
>>24934684
Well, I'm plenty familiar with the H2 OST, and all those videos are blocked in my country. That also means you're a septic infiltrator and need to GEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT OOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24934787
>mother
Gin
>brother
Vidya game
>grandparents
Bungee jump
Battenberg is god tier cake
>>24934787
Mother: Generic Lush smelly stuff
Brother: vouchers/comfy jumper?
Grandmother: I actually don't know. You know her better than me. Alcohol of some kind?
Grandfather: Cosy jumper/socks/vouchers/
>>24934885
I could just eat a cheeky black forest gateau desu senpai
>>24934835
Dubs should have been dominos sans-voucher
>>24934906
Bloody hell lad, we're not millionaires here.
Got a major bummer this christmas, my girlfriend's kids have their dad coming over for dinner and it'll be my first time meeting him. From what I hear he's a bit on the edge, criminal convictions and drug abuse etc. How do I avoid getting into a confrontation with him, I don't doubt my gifts will be superior to his which may rub him up the wrong way.
>>24934945
>my girlfriend's kids have their dad coming over for dinner and it'll be my first time meeting him
You're voluntarily letting this dangerous badboy your gf had multple hildren with come to your Christmas dinner?
You understand they are going to have sex right?
Poleaboo should really know better than to post details of his plots here
>>24934945
There's very little quality in this bait
>>24934945
You shouldn't date single mothers and raise a douchechads kids
>>24934983
They're twins, so really it's only like one kid.
And no they're not going have sex, he's coming over to my flat. I had wanted it to be our first christmas together 'as a family' but I guess the kids need to see their dad too.
>>24934862
skate bastard
>>24935022
So they go to his on Boxing Day like a normal divorced broken home. Don't let this guy into your flat.
>>24935020
He's more of the kuck than me desu, the kids call me daddy and him Dave.
>>24934873
or maybe i'm using a proxy you fucking retard, holy shit how illiterate can you be
>>24935000
Did you go through with it anyway? You have no self-control lad.
>>24935140
Not poleaboo
On an unrelated point, waiting a week for the heat to die down
Need to construct the email well anyway
>>24935210
I will make sure to report you next week then too.
>>24935112
They're still his genes.
>>24935233
Why the vendetta?
You're more similar to me than any of the rabble out there
>>24935246
>christmas day
>"orite dad i 'alf inched ya dis propa nawty picture from anuvva kid in class, right mug so i nicked it right off im. Now make wiv da gifts innit"
>t-thanks son, you sure have your father's genes
>>24935266
ur a paki ;/
>>24935112
Just wait until the 'you're not my real dad' phase
NO I CANT GET ARRESTED CUZ I'M TALKING BOUT MY MEMES
>>24935266
>You're more similar to me than any of the rabble out there
No you are not. Don't assume.
Someone make a new thread, a drinking edition please.
I hope poleaboo knows most posters love and support him unlike the loudmouth SJW trying to whiteknight girls he's never met.
Don't want anything for christmas lads, nothing... Only gift I am getting is a Ferrari F1 calender.
I'm not even mad, I just don't want anything. No point asking for a nice bottle of whiskey because I'd just drink it in one night and vomit it all over my room.
>>24935426
why the fuck dont you make one? jesus fuck fuckign cancerous leecher, i bet you complain about reddit stealing "your" memes faggot.
>>24935426
there u go fgt
>>24935472
>>24935472
>>24935472
>>24935482
>>24935493
I fucking hate you people
>>24935411
So you're admitting to being a normie who hates robots
>>24935493
too late chav scum
>>24935504
I'm admitting to not stalking women.
>>24935530
So you feel women need more laws to protect them?
just deleted my thread lads
>>24935572
I feel women need a world without pakiboo.
>>24932035
>completely missing the fact that mechanical keyboards are about how typing feels - not how fast you can do it.
Same reason some people still like having qwerty keyboard on their phones.
*Rocky Theme Tune*
