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>visit 2 chan
>click random board
>bring back a present
have a bunch of kitkats
I wonder if they have a board where they complain about Koreans
>>29610588
nice anon, and possibly, maybe itll be found by a random anon
>>29610376
ive ventured to the void and returned with a gift
here some rozen maide desu
they have some pretty interesting stuff going on
>>29610634
Is that an ENF thread? please link
Japaneesu people ay
>>29610634
i also saw that. nice work anon
>>29610644
I have no fucking clue, I just clicked at random. Sorry anon.
that goggie is pretty.
pretty damn creepy.
>>29610376
naisu oshiri
delicious and original
don't let this thread dIE PLEASE it is important to me
Have whatever this is
>>29610981
we've got you covered anon. I love this gif.
Op here, had another dip
yeah, alright, whatever
>>29610376
Originatly
Kill it with fire
oregano pepperoni
this is a very original picture, don't you think robot ?
Japaneesu katto
>>29611359
and a doggo
>>29611039
>The Jews fear the (radioactive) samurai.
>>29611359
>>29611370
got them around (/>o>)/
when will we raid 2chan and shitpost
seal of oreganity
>>29611172
le kill it with fire
le scarey sea
I don't know what's this but it made me uncontrollably laugh
>>29611406
NOW.
WHAT BOARD ARE WE ASSAULTING COMRADES!!???!?!???
Jesus Christ, this site is fucking filled to the brim with ads
Is this what Hiro plans to do with 4chan?
>>29611406
seems compromised desu
origami communist
tough maki-chan
>>29611526
>He doesn't VPN/proxy
WEW LAD
We are truly the /b/ 2.0 now
Wheres the porn boards? Does anyone speak chinese and can translate this filth?
a gift from the homelands
>>29611556
Show us how so we can raid their asses to the brim with our sticky hot loads
>>29611556
I don't want to bother with that, but go ahead and link the thread, it might be a fun read at least
found the trap board, looks really new though
something is really disturbing about this doggo
>>29611597
what's the trap board called?
wew, this is flabbergastingly original, m8
Just realised 2chan doesn't have any replying/quoting functionality. Fora website that's been around since 2001 they're pretty primitive with their designs...
Why does chink moot not do anything about his own website but focuses so much on 4chan?
this is from the tourist campaign for hokkaido, i know because i saw a docu about hokkaido at a japanese filmfestival a few month ago.
>>29611699
He's upset that an American copied his website and made it better from a design perspective
I can't vouch for post quality
is this ok as a gift?
She piss herself from fear
Any robos manage to post anything yet?
What da fuck mayne
i went absolutely hardcore back to teh roots and visited 1chan
REEEEEEE die die die die
I found this. From what I remember using "www" is basically like saying "lol" in English. The first post uses www in their comment then the last post greentexts it as if they were ridiculing the person for using it. Is it considered outdated/cringy to use www in japan now? Just like how using dumb emojis like ":p" is cringy for us?
>>29611739
I doubt they're much better
teh calbee potato boy
(rich in calcium & vitamin B1)
>>29611783
>this could've been 4chan
>we sold our birthright in exchange for dank memes
burn the english-speaking internet to the ground
Is there a neep r9k?
are ya ready chinks ? AYAY captain
>>29611955
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHO LIVES IN A CONCRETE DRUM UNDER THE SEA
Those japs have got some shady stuff going down
>>29611972
looks like molds for sex dolls
Bruh, they're roasting this (pic relate) dude or something
the oregano trail
>>29612005
barafags truly are scum
>>29612005
disgusting, have an ubermensch instead. nice to see good ole uncle arnie over there.
that game seems pretty nice and comfy
I found the Japanese version of this thread
>>29612529
>tfw i was so stupid to click those link
>ends getting a virus and malware on my mac
fuck me being so stupid
>>29612064
>you will never be one of the 15-year-old sluts smoking weed and blowing Arnie in a California whorehouse
do they have a board where the hikikomoris hang out?
>>29611437
>>29611972
fug I just tried to post these.
someone translate this one
>>29612589
Haha get fucked by us japanese hackers who hate 4chan!!!!!!
this is a very cosy thread
http://dat.2chan.net/20/res/212446.htm
>>29612529
Wait does everyone in japan also speak english or something? Why post that in english? If an english-speakin 4channer made that why not use google translate?
>>29610376
DBZ kinda shit blox.
>>29612529
http://up.b9dm.com/index.php/playlist/view/3416/page/2
from a discussion about brexit
Well this is fucked up.
>>29613039
>Well this is fucked up.
hello normalfag
>>29613039
Can you ask them what hentai that is? Google search got nuffin
>>29612753
because that's not a jap it's a baka gaijin with VPN
>>29612866
>http://up.b9dm.com/index.php/playlist/view/3416/page/2
NO YOU
>>29611374
I'm actually curious. Anyone know why they use a white stripe to cover the penis. I'd guess it's some type of censorship
>>29613168
Gods you're new.
>>29611762
A while back we had another of these threads and I posted hello from America or something and a few other robots posted shit like that and some nips responded with some equally lame messages and that was that.
>>29613191
I still want an answer
>>29612206
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/index.html
???
>>29613125
It's safe man, i clicked it, it's just a bunch of pics from 4chan that the nips thought were creepy and funny
>>29612728
Just means like "damn it!"
>>29613191
>Gods
Look at this edgy faggot.
>>29613280
Come on nigger don't waste images when r9k has a low image limit on threads....
>>29613223
Google is your friend. But they have always censored genitalia in porn, at least partially so you cannot say it was a clit or dick. With video they either cover it or blur it, with pics they can easily use a tiny more subtle censo bar. Different cultures have different taboos.
>>29613191
>using the lord's name in vain
>>29613305
What are you going to do to stop me?
>>29613317
Am i the only person who actually greatly prefers this kind of porn? I cant really accidentally sexualize other peoples penises this way, makes me feel way straighter about what i jerk it to
>>29613318
Frak the both of you and your fraking Abrahamic religion(s).
>>29613317
Thanks anon. Here, have this 2chan masterpiece
I think I found /toy/
>>29612529
HAHAHAHAH nice one.
>>29613429
>euthanasiabot.jpg got
>>29613265
Thanks, my weabo senpai.
>>29610376
Well I found my new wallpaper
>>29611715
okinawa
i found something somewhat normal. come on anons show me that weird stuff
Got on /e/ somehow
>>29611836
what they're saying is really fucked up.
They're talking about how they want to abuse the baby in the picture. the first guy especially enjoy how it's flailing with its useless little arms and legs
>>29613795
fucking hell, really? never new 2ch was so fucked up
>>29613795
Do they want to fuck it or hit it?
I don't know what to make of this pic.
Glad with my find
>>29612753
Because google translate is a shit tier translator. In most cases people would be able to see it was auto-translated.
>>29614007
So? Some japanese is better than none and jips would find us trying to communicate with them in their own language both humorous and cute
>>29613795
>>29613879
>>29613901
Google translator is working well enough to get the point across.
>Hue
>>29610376
They have freaking board that they only talk in there about ramen nudles
>>29614075
Maybe that board is the equivalent of /r9k/?
Because hikikomoris only eat ramen noodles.
>>29614063
I need to understand this, is interesting.
Context required.
>>29613223
It's a cultural thing. Genitals are obscene and must be censored. Drawn stuff can get away with comically tiny censor bars because they're technically still censor bars. Actual film tries to blur the whole thing, they can't use the argument of "it's not a real person anyway".
It's really influenced their porn.
Tits are perfectly okay, so there's a lot of semi-clothed and topless stuff.
Dicks are out, but nominal substitutes are okay, so tentacle porn. If it goes under the panties, that's acceptable. You can do anything you want content-wise, as long as you don't actually show genitals.
>>29613357
I'm sure you're not the only one, but most straight guys simply aren't worried about it. They're focusing on the girl, because that's what they're interested in, because that's what being straight means.
You're either in denial or you're paranoid. I recommend you stick to female-only stuff.
>>29613795
>>29613901
>>29614130
Stop it, you're making me feel old.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jissouseki
>>29614252
I knew it was a Suiseiseki parachute, but this meme is weird because we used to design all the time but I never knew about this jissouseki. Memes evolve so randomly. I'm 27 btw. How old are you?
>>29614332
Parody rather damnes it.
>>29614332
*Desu all the time and fuck this I'm going back to Windows
do they ever come here and do the same? I think we should have cultural exchange threads
>>29614416
>do they ever come here and do the same? I think we should have cultural exchange threads
Sometimes they lurk on 4chan and get butthurt
>>29613429
or probably /m/
>>29613879
>>29613795
normalfags heh....
>>29614174
>Drawn stuff can get away with comically tiny censor bars because they're technically still censor bars.
wut
>>29613105
no, its google translate. I took the screenshot
>>29614416
i think they go to /int/ mostly
>>29614416
No, they hate us so I doubt that would take off. We're not even allowed to post anything there unless the IP says it's Japanese . They did have one board for foreigners , but I'm not sure it's still there. And why would we want to get to talk to them when the English would be so half assed. Cultures never should mix anyway, especially when it's people having to talk to each other as it does. Us stealing their crap is better. After all we're trying to ban loli so there'd be nothing but an incessant shitstorm.
>>29613412
fuck you fedora tippin homosexual.
>>29610376
Those crazy japs and their memes.
>>29610614
If I was Japanese I would also complain about Koreans
>>29614393
Don't. Win10 is spyware for certain, and now they're trying for malware.
Jissou abuse is almost as old as 4chan, it used to be pretty popular but now it's almost forgotten here. I've seen Fluffy abuse threads on /trash/ that fill the same niche. I guess Bronies are a more hated group than weeaboos now.
>>29614416
Japanese posters participate actively on boards with flags (like /pol/), other places you wouldn't know them from any other Anon. They have a high English literacy rate, and there are enough barely-literate American kids on here to camouflage their errors in.
>>29611406
They auto-hide any posts made from none Japanese IPs
i ended up in a random board with a bunch of these pics
>>29614673
holy shit ahyahaahahahah
>>29614833
>Average r/asianmasculinity poster
i think this must be their most popular meme
I keep seeing variations of it
>>29613956
Parasyte, the maxim hentai, it looks like
dunno wtf this shit is!
>>29614673
>If I was Japanese I would also complain about Koreans
I like bants between them on /pol/
uh very origino
Do they a board for video game?
I wanna see what these Japanese types are into.
>you will never be japanse
i literally thank god for this every morning when i wake up. vile people/culture
>>29615211
Korea has the highest child suicide rate in the world. And the average age when children commit suicide is like 10.
>>29615693
Weeds out the weaklings and fools. If you don't get into a university you're sold as a slave to animation companies.
>>29615211
Shit so funny damn
>>29613092
http://myanimelist.net/anime/3950/Injuu_Daikessen can't be sure thou
>>29611014
WAMMU!
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!<3
>>29615211
>including get changed into gundam suit
>>29615456
yeah you want these
first one is games, second one is net games
>>29611597
link plz, im a fucking degenerate and this is an original comment
>>29612005
You know what is the worst part?
i will totally fuck him
>>29612005
he looks like he has a lot more fun than me
I think that i found their /s4s/
>>29614700
No they don't newfag. Literally every Japanese flag on /pol is a holiday fag. We'v cleared this up a long time ago.
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