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Really should have a thread up by now lads edition
>>29562250
Wanker Wanker Wanker
I made one at 8 but no one replied.
On a side note post waifus.
>Recruitment consultants never at their fucking desk when I call
I JUST WANT AN ADMIN JOB REEE
>>29562436
Who's best girl and why is it Akane?
Poleaboo would never work at a kebab shop. He's meant for greater things, you mud-eaters would never understand.
If you haven't already saved this photo, do. It's going to be useful later
weeaboo trash reporting in
>>29562436
I'm not really sure what to do with myself today
>>29562647
>an example of what we could spend the money on instead
> a promise
Why are remainians so stupid?
I once phoned Samaritans because I was gonna an hero at uni, but they didn't answer.
>>29562700
Don't you also want the 350m to be spent on the NHS though? You voted leave presumably so that this country could prosper.
>>29562718
Not really. I couldn't give a fuck about >muh nhs
>>29562890
small minded opinion of a typical leaver
>>29562718
No, why the fuck would I want that to happen. An extra 50m a week is generous enough considering it is functioning well already (yes it is). We didn't want to withdraw from the EU for the NHS only.
UK population set to plummet by 20% as EU workers deported.
>tfw bored shut in neet
>>29563020
i do ktfb
zip zop boodily bop
>>29562700
With that level of word play, should considering being a politician. 9/10
I drank a shitload of champagne, smoked a load of weed and ate a load of shit food last night
Feeling sick as fuck and I need to go out soon
Not a good feel
just want to be a kid again lads
I miss school, I miss my dad, I miss when things were going well, when I got to go to legoland and looked forward to christmas and birthdays, when I had no responsibilities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5tWMdoQdg
I just want to go back
>>29562713
hahahahaha
fofods
hey lads does anyone else think we faffed the dogs bollocks on this whole brexit thing
>>29563067
u cant mate
get over it
>>29563045
goodbye EU
only got about 4 hours sleep
going to go take a cheeky nap i think~
will someone tuck me in :3
>>29563067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
I know that feel mate. I miss the carefree naivety when you didn't even know what was going on, you were just happy.
>>29563137
fucking hell, I'm not the biggest fan of limmy but this sketch always makes me sad
so many memories of playing footie, getting old boys to buy us booze from the corner shop
Why aren't you /nofap/ yet? It legitimately makes you feel more alpha.
>>29562436
Here for waifus.
Didn't sleep much and I have a bunch of work to do today. Not very happy about that
> go out drinking with friends for first time
> one guy is in a bad situation, has nowhere to stay
> offer for him to sleep on my floor
its 7 am and this cunt is still asleep snoring. I really dont want to wake him up, but I want him to gtfo so I can watch anime.
Why did I go outside, its like I caught a parasite
>>29563273
>Why aren't you /nofap/ yet?
I can't, I just can't. I've tried so many times but can't go longer than a day. I have zero self control.
>>29563299
just start making some noise, hoover or clean the kitchen or something to try and wake him up, offer a cup of tea/coffee to get him mobile then send him on his merry way
>>29562509
>You will never have a hard drink and a cig with S2 Akane
>>29562480
Does the person who answers the phone say they'll find out if they're around, then mute the phone for a second and then tell you they're in a meeting?
If so they're just pretending and don't want to take your call.
>>29563273
how many days is the peak at? looks like it goes bad after
>>29563273
Having an orgasm every day is better than feeling slighly more alpha, alone in my room which I am 90% of the time.
I really wish I still wanted to transition with all my heart
I don't understand why I don't desire it anymore
Maybe it's because of Ramadan?
Might just pursue laser hair removal anyway, regardless of transitioning or now, I hate having a beard
>>29562538
You understand
I have seen adverts for help in paki owned fast food places/restaurants and ignored them
>>29563273
Ah, that maybe explains it
I hadn't been masturbating for a while, my T levels increasing making me feel more like a male
Rather live as a NEET then serve as a wageslave
>>29563489
still going to see that domme?
Have 2 bowls of cookie crisp
What are you lads up to on this fine monday
>>29563137
Went to a childhood home the other week after about 15 years. It used to be proper grotty. Kind of place that had metal boards on the windows because no one wanted a council house there. However, I had some of the happiest times of my life there and I knew all the locals except the odd druggies who kept to themselves except when asking for 10p
When I went back, it was completely different. All the houses were nice. Expensive cars outside them. There was even some fucking "For Sale" signs. At the back, there used to be a small sports center with massive fields. Acres of them, and it was even maintained. The locals used to use it during bonfire night, and some silly royal festivals when the sports center didn't use it. Me and my buddies used to play football, climb the few trees that were there, and other stuff
They of course concreted the whole fucking lot of it and stuck lego houses there. The library was shut down. The 2 corner shops, became 1 corner shop. All the local pubs are gone. The 2 English chippies are gone. Would have thought someone would turn one into an Indian/Chinese, but nope.
I know nostalgia can never truly live up to the reality, and I was expecting that... but it's like they beat it to death, set it on fire, and used their piss to put out the flames
>>29563521
you mean had right ????????
>>29563458
The peak occurs at about a week. After this levels plateau but remain higher than they would be with regular masturbation.
>>29563515
Cancelled
Haven't got the nerve to check my phone for her response
Pretty sure she's used to "flakes" anyway
What gave me the final push to cancel it was that a prettier and younger domme and replied to my message (more expensive though)
21 year old blonde white girl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 24 year old slightly chubby half Filipino
Doesn't matter that she's half the price and A LOT more experienced
>>29563525
didnt read LOOL
>>29563556
>l'm a spaz LOOL
>>29563562
FUCKIN TRIGGERED
LOOOOOL
>>29563574
Sorry mate! I'll be more sensitive to your feelings in future
Got to get a hair cut today at the barbers lads.
Dreading it desu
>>29563604
what are you going to say when the ask what you do?
>>29563604
I've been going to the same barber since I was kid. He's always really pleased to see me and lends me books that he thinks I'll like. Going to miss him if I ever move away.
>>29563533
no
i have them in front of me
>>29562965
(no it isn't)
Sorry mate, my other half is a Doctor, if you think it's running well you're in for a hideously rude awakening in a few years.
We're leaving for Scotland next year as a matter of fact, those new contracts are going to drive a lot of Doctors away. Scotland isn't adopting them, and it wouldn't matter so much but honestly there is massive understaffing on a daily basis and every single Doctor works around 10 hours a week for no pay.
>>29563651
How can the pay be bad when there's a doctor shortage?
>>29563521
Off into Soho to check out a restaurant I've been meaning to try for a while
>>29563489
>I don't understand why I don't desire it anymore
Because it was just a sick fetish. Now you've had your wanks to the full it's disgusting
>>29563712
I thought the point of these threads was to share random thoughts and feelings.
>>29563747
sorry mate
you're right actually
i'll delete that post x
>>29563612
C-can I have a 2 at the back and sides and errm...a t-trim on top
>>29563752
what about when he asks you where you work?
>>29563671
i've always heard of soho, dont even know where it is. All i know is its really poor and flooded with hipsters
Poleaboo is watching bargain hunt
>>29563752
That's what I used to get before deciding to grow it out
Now just get a 2 on the back and sides
>>29563796
>Really poor
Probably one of the wealthiest areas of the UK
>Flooded with hipsters
Close. It's actually flooded with gays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQp_OWKCW9U
>>29563761
>So what do you do?
>I'm a student actually
>Got anything on for the weekend?
>Umm....j-just a quiet one at home I guess
>>29563761
Do you remember that tripfag cunt BritNormie who used to post in here?
When randomers like a hair dresser ask me about my life, I just answer imagining that I am him, based on the stuff he used to say in here.
It works quite well.
>>29563273
nofap is bunk science and wholly founded on lies. At best you have been brainwashed, at worse you are trying to exploit very vulnerably people. That image you have posted came from one highly flawed Chinese study that has never been replicated. It is pushed by Christian zealots to stop people masturbating.
>>29563932
what if they ask questions you dont have answers to?
>>29564003
No one ever has. People only ask really superficial questions in situations like that, no one is going to go in-depth. They don't actually care, they are just trying to make conversation.
Looked at the news headlines.
its all horror shock horror
read through the articles
they don't actually say anything
in the end, nothing interesting happened today, its just a normal, quite fine day.
What would you guys say to an American who wants to visit the UK
>>29564080
>in the end, nothing interesting happened today, its just a normal, quite fine day.
>20 members of the shadow cabinet resign
>>29564107
depends what you want to see
>>29564121
I want to see something new
I'm from new England and never been abroad, too a road trip to new Orleans once though
>>29564107
I'd say that now is a good time because the pound is low against the dollar.
But you still aren't going to find any bargains if you're used to American prices, especially in London.
>>29563303
Don't worry about that, man, it's not as if it really helps you in anyway.
>>29564189
It's more to do with my porn addiction then the pseudo science of doing no fap mate.
No fap may be psuedo-science
But I still feel tired and lazy for about 2 hours after I fap, and when I do no-fap it makes it easier to get out of bed in the morning. It also makes me well better in bed when I do fuck a woman.
>>29564205
How many times do you wank? If it's just once every day I don't think that's an issue
>>29564231
>when I do fuck a woman
Kek, get a load of this player
I fucking hate alcohol
>>29564241
Twice usually
>>29564241
The guy's real problem is the porn addiction. The masturbating is just a side-effect.
>>29564121
that image is dumb, it predicts a no change situation. wouldn't believe a 5 year prediction.
today its only $1.345, that's not the end of the world.
labour shadow cabinets, and whats changed?
its a pretty okay day.
youre being reeled In by headlines
>>29564287
It's easy to be relaxed when you have no money, and therefore nothing to lose anyway.
Those of us with substantial investments have reason to be concerned.
>>29564146
see London, if you want to go to the countryside then go there
but go to London
>>29563846
guess im wrong as usual kek
>>29564287
you're delusional
origa
FUCK THE BOOMERS
>>29564409
people thinking englands suddenly going to start sinking into the sea are delusional.
>>29564371
>Blame ordinary people for making logical political decisions about their country and its day to day running.
>Don't blame the way markets are run based on emotion, speculation and fear.
Bonus round:
>Say the vote was decided on fear.
>The ebb and flow of markets are decided entirely on fear.
>>29564441
>Don't blame the way markets are run based on emotion, speculation and fear.
Human beings run on emotion, speculation and fear mate. That's why the markets run that way.
I don't "blame" anyone for that. That would be thick.
i dont mind pakis
i don't mind pakis on fire
>>29564480
Me either mate. To be honest I don't understand racism at all. Seems retarded, like a weird throwback to our tribal past.
People always point to terrible crimes committed by people of another race as proof that they are inferior, but you could find a white guy who has done something terrible and point to that too.
The whole thing baffles me.
>>29564514
>People always point to terrible crimes committed by people of another race as proof that they are inferior, but you could find a white guy who has done something terrible and point to that too.
>>29564502
it's more to do with the racists then the 'pakis' etc i think
it's usually bitter losers who obsess over pakis and blame them for all their defects
you don't see many successful people go on about them as much as NEET losers do
>>29564522
I think part of it is people who want to blame someone else for their problems, and part of it is about people needing to feel like they belong to a bigger group because they have a weak identity.
There's also the fact that in our evolutionary past, if a big group of people from another tribe came over the hill then it was usually bad news. So it's almost like our brain is trained to be scared of people who are different from us.
>>29564502
It has nothing to do with the colour of their skin, but their culture. A paki who was born here, integrated into English culture, speaks with an English accent, etc. is fine in my book.
The problem is with the other immigrants who move here and refuse to adapt to the different values, instead clinging on to their misogyny, homophobia. It's just not them having these views that's the problem, it's trying to change the society around them.
Another aspect is being poor. Blacks and pakis are disproportionately poor, so more likely to get involved in gangs and crime, it has nothing to do with their 'nature'. Plenty of white chavs doing the same shit like you said
>>29564502
modern day racism is less to do with race and more to do with culture Tbh
It's a nice day, sunny but not too hot and not too cold. Have a good day, britfeel, no matter what you spend the day doing
>>29564107
>What would you guys say to an American who wants to visit the UK
FOY
>>29564552
>A paki who was born here, integrated into English culture, speaks with an English accent, etc. is fine in my book.
Then you aren't a racist.
I totally agree with you. There's nothing more infuriating than seeing photos of cunts in the middle of London with signs supporting sharia law.
Campaigning for it here should be instant deportation. And if you can't find another country that will take you, then you should be held in prison until you do.
>>29564502
Good thing we voted leave
POLES OUT
PAKIS IN
>>29564610
unfortunately mate it's somewhat of a necessary evil
if we want the freedom of speech and freedom of expression then we have to allow people like that, if we don't then tomorrow you could be locked up for saying you like anime or you don't like the tory party
>>29564599
I asked you before and I need to know. What does FOY stand for??
>>29564639
We don't have freedom of speech in this country though. People get locked up for saying shit on Twitter etc.
Campaigning for Sharia Law should be classed as inciting racial hatred, since it incites hatred of pakis.
>>29564655
FUCK
OFF
YANK
FOY
>>29564655
Fuck off Yank
>>29564663
>since it incites hatred of pakis
yeah but arguably that's down to the intolerance of the people doing the hating, not the people wanting sharia law
>>29564678
Sharia Law is a hateful thing anyway though, it's all about intolerance.
>>29564722
yeah I know mate but you must understand where I'm coming from here
tolerance of intolerance is necessary for freedom of speech in some cases, as fucked as it is
Is kick off at 20:00 tonight?
Poleaboo is about to weight himself
Anyone want to guess the result?
Poleboo seriously needs to have a wank. Usually he'd be setting up his sissy uniform and entertaining the lads on here with pictures but he's having more dominating fantasies right now.
>>29564745
I absolutely understand where you are coming from.
I just think if there are going to be limits on freedom of speech, as there are in the UK, then this should absolutely be one of the limits.
Either that or have it completely unlimited as it is in the US. To be honest I'd support that more.
>>29564107
What would you look at if you visited? Like do you have anything that already has your interest? If you want to see something new, then go ahead.
Lot of asians at Wimbledon
Poleaboo is putting a cigarette lighter inside his anus to stimulate his prostate.
>>29562980
they have the right to stay here look it up
>>29564781
163.8 pounds. How was that not original
Poleaboo just had his first anal cum from prostate stimulation. It was such an amazing, almost spiritual experience that he feels it would be more appropriate in a mosque than his bedroom. He is going to go down to talk to the Imam about it.
>>29564828
Not when we leave. They will all need to go back
>>29564896
Source or be quiet, working class scum.
>>29564828
>>29564896
Remain had the best policy
>no bennies for 3 months
>no job after 6 months, deported
fucks sake lads, lost track of my betting, got no money left ayy lmao
>>29564783
It has more to do with Ramadan, sharing a room with my brother and not having enough privacy
>>29564844
Close
164.5 lbs seemed to be the mode result
Got as low as 161.75 in one spot though
>>29564918
Now it's
>not born in the UK, deported
>>29564938
Does your brother look down on you? Has he had a relationship with a white woman?
>>29564952
You're living in a dream land, nobody is getting deported
>>29564966
>Does your brother look down on you?
Not really, he adopted many of his interests from me (anime, wrestling, football, MMA)
>Has he had a relationship with a white woman?
He's white skinned and over 6ft
so yes
His best friend is also white
>>29564995
What does your family say about you going to talk to the Imam about putting stuff up your arse?
I think they'd advise against it mate, and so do I. The Imam isn't going to take that very well, he'll think it's disrespectful and say that the mosque isn't the right place to do stuff like that even if you do find it spiritual.
>>29564610
>le ebil racist maymay
Pakis are culturally and genetically revolting
Theres absolutely no reason to not wish them gone
>>29564995
>brother
>white skinned
Is your daddy a cuck?
>>29565053
>Pakis are culturally and genetically revolting
>
>Theres absolutely no reason to not wish them gone
>>29565053
>genetically revolting
So are robots mate. When are we getting put down?
>>29565169
Stop using your /brit/ maymay here Amir
>>29565169
Hope your grandchildren are brown little half pakis cuck
I cant wait for all white britons to be bred out of existence, what diversity!
Id also bet that picture resembles you more than me
>>29565202
>>29565260
report him and move on
>>29565172
I dont find white robots as disgusting however
>>29565260
>Hope your grandchildren are brown little half pakis cuck
>I cant wait for all white britons to be bred out of existence, what diversity!
>Id also bet that picture resembles you more than mee
>>29562250
so my dad got me a job and I can now afford to move into a one bedroom flat and I'm making a list of things to buy so far I have
cooker
fridge
freezer
microwave
bed
cutlery
plates
anything I'm missing out on?
Some bacteria survive by eating electricity
>>29565307
Is the flat partially furnished or not at all? You might want tv, internet, wardrobes, hoover, slow cooker, set of towels, starter pack of food (pasta, tinned tomatoes, fray Bentos pie)
I bought a house last march and I still haven't got round to buying all the stuff I'm missing.
>>29565307
It never ends, anon. You think you're free but you're just becoming a slave to Ikea.
>>29565397
not at all, thanks for the list
Reading this thread as a 26 year old makes me realise how behind losers like us really are in terms of knowing what to do with ourselves. How you people feel in this thread was how i felt as well when i was 19-22. Now im 26 i now know what I would've and should've done when I was 22 or younger but that means shit all because im not at that age anymore
J
>>29565484
Jesus Christ, what an utterly boring gimmick for a trip. 'Alright? I'm above average age of the common shitposter.'
>>29565484
When I was 22 I started a career that has put money in my pocket and has taken me all over the world. I've created things that can be found in many different countries. Sometimes I travel to places and I'm surprised to see the things I have made there.
Now I am 29 and I live in a beautiful town with my girlfriend. We have a nice big flat with a sunny balcony. We're currently planning an exotic holiday, and I'm planning to make my next move in business that is hopefully going to take me into the financial big leagues. Life is fun and happy, and I am excited about the future.
Is anyone here on benefits?
I just finished my a level and can sign on while I look for work. Max I can get is 58.10 per week, which is ~3000 per year.
How are things at a job centre?
Will they treat me like a retarded shit for being unemployed?
How many jobs do I need to apply for to keep getting it?
>>29565609
Go to uni mate. Go to uni.
>>29565618
no fuck off mom
>>29565609
oh are you in for a world full of pain
>>29565629
>mom
Fuck off yank
Not surprised this isn't original.
>>29565582
Mmmm sounds very fulfilling anon
>>29565609
>tfw you would kill to be 18 again and some cunt is going to waste his life by going on bennies
>>29565675
mate it's only until I find work
and I'm actually looking for work.
>>29565609
>How are things at a job centre?
Depends on how busy your local one is desu.
>Will they treat me like a retarded shit for being unemployed?
Yes
>How many jobs do I need to apply for to keep getting it?
When I was there they gave you a sheet with 20 spaces to fill out over a fortnight with jobs you applied to, newspaper you read for jobs, why you didn't apply for something, etc.
>>29565669
I was actually just lying and talking about how I wish my life turned out.
The only part that is true is that I'm 29. I actually live in a tiny bedroom, alone, in a shit town, in my dad's house.
Still, I wish I started trying when I was 26. Don't end up like me.
>>29562718
>muh 350 gorillion a week
Thoroughly debunked. Even the ukip looney doesn't promise you'll get this back anymore.
>>29565582
>When I was 22 I started a career that has put money in my pocket and has taken me all over the world. I've created things that can be found in many different countries. Sometimes I travel to places and I'm surprised to see the things I have made there.
Nice little fantasy life you've created for yourself there. Is that how you cope with being a virgin loser, who still lives with his parents? Making up fantasy scenarios in your head between going to the job centre to sign on.
Got to hand it to you though, that's quiet some imagination you have there.
>>29565709
See
>>29565691
>Is that how you cope with being a virgin loser, who still lives with his parents?
No it's nothing to do with that. I was just trying to make a point.
>>29565691
Ah, we can't all be winners in this world
I have a question about flats, lets say I move out then move back home can I just leave the shit I don't want in the flat for the landlord to get rid of? does this cost money?
post your data lads
>>29564371
>Those of us with substantial investments have reason to be concerned.
House owning normie scum BTFO
>>29565753
They'll keep your deposit if you try that.
to be honest lads if I ever got a gf I wouldn't know what to do with her :/
>>29565752
But I want a name when I lose.
They call Alabama "The Crimson Tide"
Call me "Deacon Blues"
>>29564938
How tall is poleaboo? you look pretty chubby for that weight
>>29565609
You're pretty much a criminal looking to blag money for your next fix. At least thats how they're all going to view and treat you.
Also avoid this dickheads comment >>29565618
Uni is the last thing you or anyone want to be doing. Get a fucking apprenticeship. Work as a slave for 1/2 years and from then on it'll all be fine
>>29565307
a bin, table, sofa, chairs?
>>29565824
5'9.5
Lost near 10lbs since my last pic
but I still want to lose A LOT more
>>29565875
Maybe you just have a fat face then
>>29565905
Yeah, I think the Polish girl said I had a cubby face
but I've been told I've lost weight in my face recently too
>>29565875
>5'9.5
>.5
Truly the calling card of the insecure manlet.
>>29565303
>>29565303
>i-im n-not a p-paki
>th-this is y-you haha
>haha i-im so s-superior moraly-ly
>praise allah..i-i mean p-praise j-jesus
I'm 5'11.5
Wish I was small enough to make it as a girl tbqh desu
>>29566168
>>i-im n-not a p-paki
I am a paki tho ;)
And I'm telling you to fuck off
>>29566099
>Truly the calling card of the insecure manlet.
True desu
>Just got a phone call asking if I wanted to become an English teacher in China
Tempted desu
>>29566328
>Hairy pussy
I'm gay
>>29566186
I'm 5'8, 130 pounds.
Could pull it off if I wanted to but I'd rather be buff
>>29566352
Bald dick and balls
>>29566287
Pay is shit and living accomodation is shit lad
don't do it
>>29566486
I don't think I would have the balls anyway mate.
Monica is feeling flirty today, any men here willing to entertain her?
>>29566200
Most public proxies are already banned because arseholes used them to post CP and shit.
>>29566543
Monica did not make this post though she is warming to the idea of transitioning again
The 90 minute trip to the laser clinic and the appointment itself are terrifying
>>29566653
The police were waiting for you outside the GP last time you tried to unfuck your life. What makes you think they won't be waiting to throw you in a cell once you get your bikini wax?
>>29566678
>The police were waiting for you outside the GP
Not exactly
The Police went to my home
My flatmate told them I could be at the amusement park
The amusement park is near the GP surgery
We both happened to cross paths as we were leaving (at the exact point the two routes intersect)
Anyway, the English police aren't as scummy as the Scottish detectives I've encountered
Alright
I am 100% sure now that I will be going to my laser hair removal appointment tomorrow
>>29565484
how old are you by the way?
>>29565687
that's what they all say
you'll get too comfy with your 'free' money and start posting NEET vs Wagie threads and before you know it you'll be 32 with no career prospects
>>29565753
the landlord isn't your maid senpai, he will no doubt charge you for the hassle
surprisingly you aren't doing him a favour
if any of you lads legitimately want to die just give me your whereabouts i'll do it for free
>>29566168
it's poleaboo you stupid cunt, do not engage with the currywog
>>29566808
Don't want to die yet, I have to look after my cat.
Thanks for the offer though.
>>29566833
i can do your cat too m8. put you both out of your misery
>>29566648
It's pissing me off, I got a week ban for posting a picture on int of a girl and you could see her nipples through her shirt. I didn't even know it was a sfw board.
Poleaboo help your old pal out, how do you get passed a ban?
Figured it would be as simple as reseting my bt hub but nope
>>29563273
I did nofap for 2.5 weeks and i felt no different and I only did it because I got kicked out and had to stay with other people
Let me do my work each day; and if the darkened hours of despair overcome me, may I not forget the strength that comforted me in the desolation of other times.
May I still remember the bright hours that found me walking over the silent hills of my childhood, or dreaming on the margin of a quiet river, when a light glowed within me, and I promised my early God to have courage amid the tempests of the changing years.
Spare me from bitterness and from the sharp passions of unguarded moments. May I not forget that poverty and riches are of the spirit.
Though the world knows me not, may my thoughts and actions be such as shall keep me friendly with myself.
Lift up my eyes from the earth, and let me not forget the uses of the stars. Forbid that I should judge others lest I condemn myself.
Let me not follow the clamor of the world, but walk calmly in my path.
Give me a few friends who will love me for what I am; and keep ever burning before my vagrant steps the kindly light of hope.
And though age and infirmity overtake me, and I come not within sight of the castle of my dreams, teach me still to be thankful for life, and for time's olden memories that are good and sweet; and may the evening's twilight find me gentle still.
>>29566721
why do the police want you m80?
>Chav family over the road
>Little kids between ages 4 an 7 run around the estate damage whatever they like and mouth off to people
>Mouthing off to a guy delivering something
>Guy asks parents to control their kids
>Parents stand on the balcony and mouth off at him saying what they won't do
>They demand he come up to them because obviously the numbers are in their favour
>Guy says something and then leaves
>Family are still on balcony chanting "why are we waiting"
>Family also cause a lot of trouble for the apartments belonging to autistic people over the other side of their block
What can I do about this lads? I've had about enough of it. Would calling 111 and claiming they are neglecting their kids do anything?
>>29567059
record it and contact the police.
gotta record it though or they never do shit
>Someone hammering on the front door like a madman
>It's a qt girl collecting money for autism
>Let her talk just so I could look at her for a bit
>She's wearing a name tag, make a mental note of her name
>Just looked her up on facebook and had a wank over her pics
>Didn't even give her any money
Sometimes answering the door pays off.
>>29567156
>not inviting her in for sex
What a fucking idiot. Kill yourself.
>>29567186
No mate, the football's on.
>>29567043
fuck off newfag
its poleaboo
>>29567059
film it and contact police (non emergency)/council
>>29567043
He filmed a girl shitting so he could wank off to it. Now he's a tranny using her name the evil little runt.
>>29567156
the money would probably be sent back to you anyway
>>29566981
>Poleaboo help your old pal out, how do you get passed a ban?
>Figured it would be as simple as reseting my bt hub but nope
Should have a static IP
Try resetting and clearing your cookies
Alternative - get a 4chan pass and use one of the zenmate proxies that are normie range banned
>>29566981
You have to delete cookies too.
>>29567283
If this works I will feel so stupid
>>29565753
You'll lose the deposit. If you're leaving a flat, leave it in the best condition so that you get the deposit back. Same rule for all rented property
>>29567156
>Let her talk just so I could look at her for a bit
Exactly why they send a qt girl. They don't call it betabux for no reason.
>>29567260
Monica =/= Monika
>>29567144
>>29567256
They've all gone in now so the opportunity to do that is lost. I'd also like to report them without anything for them to link it back to me
>>29567312
Why did he get a (you) but not Poleaboo?
>>29567321
Yes it does you cruel little paki.
>get all my hair shaved off
>have a Karl pilkington round head
>girls at work say it looks nice
Are they taking the piss?
>>29567277
>>29567336
Didnt see it sorry lad, I was using a phone to post so I missed your reply.
Having spoke to you in while lad, hows things?
>>29567351
It's not cruel because she's not the soft kinda girl who would be shaken up by it
She's the cruel one, the vindictive one, the type who would just laugh at me and think me disgusting for being trans
>>29567368
Do you have a head like a fucking orange?
Poleaboo post your mal
>>29567368
sympathy
Nigii use to shave his head all the time, white people always look better with hair then without. Currently growing mine back
>>29567399
More like a white malteaser
>>29567382
Confusing
Not sure what I want anymore
I was obsessed with seeing a domme the last few days but now I'm not even 20% as into that as I was yesterday
Not much into transitioning either, forcing myself to go through with facial laser hair removal. I think deep down I am trans, it's come up so often, I must just be repressing.
Not feel overly upset, angry or happy right now.
Not worried or even really thinking about court or the future at all.
>>29567437
Mate just don't do that thing you were talking about with the Imam earlier.
I am also Muslim and I can tell you honestly that would go very badly at the Mosque.
>>29567420
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Straight_Pride?status=7&order=4&tag=
I like shounen
>>29567451
That obviously wasn't me
I'm not deranged or into perverse sexual thrills
>>29567384
Choosing that name confirms you're mentally ill.
>>29567471
>I'm not deranged or into perverse sexual thrills
It's hard not to laugh out loud when you say that. What do you call wanking into someone's shoe if it isn't a perverse sexual thrill?
>>29567437
Its the opposite with me, I'm really worried about the future. Not to mention I still dont know where my family is so im completely alone.
I also decided to stop tripping and now spend about only 2 hours on 4chan a day. Which I suppose is a good thing.
Ive been reading a lot about islam and considering converting, just want faith in something.
I honestly don't know how you must be feeling so I can't offer much advice as ive never felt confused about my gender.
However I will say don't go through with the domme.
>>29567498
Having a fetish for womens shoes is not particularly unusual
Perverse sexual thrills are those things only 1 in a 100 million guys are into
>>29567473
It really doesn't. I told you before, trans girls often choose their names based on female who strongly influenced them.
>>29567519
>However I will say don't go through with the domme.
Why?
It can only be good fun, no different from seeing a prostitute, just more expensive
>only 2 hours on 4chan a day.
Couldn't do that
No idea where else to go on the internet and my head feels like it's going to explode when I'm not on my laptop
> I still dont know where my family is so im completely alone.
Are you from a chav background?
>>29567528
I don't think that putting something up your arse is a thing that only 1 in a 100 million guys are into.
I suppose putting something up your arse and then telling an Imam about it would qualify though.
>>29567453
>Straight Pride
Every time
Does anyone else feel really fed up with politics after this referendum?
It's all just childish bullshit. I voted leave, I'd rather parliament just fucking gets on with debating how best to achieve that, rather than fannying about like it is.
>>29567764
Anon, politics is ALWAYS like this.
>>29567655
I am straight though (a straight girl)
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10579596
Voting for animation week is still open lads, make sure to have your say before polls close at midnight tomorrow!
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10579596
>>29567764
Babies first invested vote? It's the same.
>>29567786
>>29567818
This seems worse desu.
>>29567817
>Wall E
Wew lad
>>29567817
Which joker has told their botnet to vote for Wall-E? Fuck's sake lads
> write post replying to some shit
> using a vpn so gchq won't stop me from pirating shit
> posts from your ip are not allowed
> page reloads and deletes my post
4 years ago, I wouldn't have to do all this shit. fuck you ukispcourtorders
>>29567817
Gorilla, what do you plan to do about the blatant proxying and cheating surrounding this vote? Specifically the voting pattern that took Wall-E from 2 votes to 17 votes in little under an hour last night.
We the undersigned petition you to disqualify Wall-E from voting, and eagerly await your response on this matter.
Signed,
Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous and Anonymous
>>29567838
WALL-E is a fucking borefest
Poleaboo pushed his vote(s) in the direction of Pokemon
>>29567883
EVERY vote has proxying
But everyone is free to do the same, that makes it fair
Poleaboo has won a few polls that way and he didn't even drop that many votes
>>29567900
>>29567918
>Paki falseflagging so we have to suffer through WallE.
>>29567615
Is this poleaboo?
If it is you probably already know
>>29567883
suck a dick, Wall E is great
>>29567883
Making up stories because pokemon isn't winning, shameful
>>29567817
Gorilla, what do you plan to do about the blatant proxying and cheating surrounding this vote? Specifically the voting pattern that took Pokenon from 2 votes to 9 votes in little under an hour last night.
We the undersigned petition you to disqualify Pokemon from voting, and eagerly await your response on this matter.
Signed,
Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous and Anonymous
lads i got mount and blade finally from the steam sale and i played it with relatively low expectations since my friend told me it was a meme but ive played for 12 hours straight and only quit because i had work, how did i never find this before?
>tfw no hot mum, sister or even cousin
How do you lads deal with this feel? This isn't how my animays told me it would be.
having a cheeky cornetto lads
Not off to movie night this week, cba
>>29568067
this is truly the best kind of feel.
>>29568129
always used to daydream about being some kind of travelling warrior in the middle ages when i was a young kid so its like reliving that, such a great feel lad
>select all pictures of tea
>>29568078
Imoutos are worthless in 3D.
fucking hate living here, who /dysfunctionalfamily/ here?
>not much of a drinker, haven't been clubbing before
>friends keep asking me to go clubbing
>don't want to go
>caved to the pressure this week
>absolutely shit scared
What the fuck do I do, I don't want to lose my friends and go full robot
>>29568244
>friends
>being invited somewhere
get the fuck out you disgust me
fucking hell now I have to back to lithaunia thanks to you
you stupid cucks why cant you stay in eu
>>29568264
I'd rather he stays than you, the paki who likes to play pretend as a girl for attention.
>>29568264
Yeah, I haven't gone full louis just yet
>>29568273
did you just confuse me for poleaboo
>>29568244
>scared of going to a nightclub
What the fuck are you scared of?
You've been to a bar before, right? It's like that, except with louder music and a smoke machine.
Christ, you people.
Also if your mates are going to a club and and not taking an E, you're going to the wrong club and you have the wrong mates.
>>29568202
I don't know about that. My friend has a pretty cute imouto.
>>29568282
Poleaboo also sees a lot of himself in you. That quick to anger only matched by wit, it's her in her prime.
> Log back into an old forum where I spent most of 2007-2011
> All my posts reflect a guy who's quite happy, making jokes and having fun
What happened? How do I go back?
Poor little Britcuck, what a schmuck!
He thought he'd escaped but he's shit out of luck.
He tried to throw the Pakis into the drink,
but instead he caused the whole UK to sink!
>>29568334
except you spy on polish girls, i play vidya and watch cartoons
>>29568342
>New EU super state announced
we dodged a bullet.
>>29568342
Your metre is all over the place, Mick.
>>29568342
I'm enjoying this reunification of Ireland meme, as if a vote on the EU can erase decades of ill feeling.
>>29568332
Sure they can be cute but I doubt they have a qt, loving personality to match.
Voting on the EU was a stupid idea.
Why not vote to nuke Russia? Anything goes as long as it's democratic, right? Give me a break.
>>29568359
Enough of that slander. Poleaboo loves gaming and anime too. We could be friends. Everyone needs a friend.
Just found out the cure for depression. :)
>go to france for euro group stages
>return home
>"anon we left the eu"
>mfw
Went downstairs and my mum was eating a bag of prawn cocktail crisps and dipping them into a big pot of salsa.
Still blames her fucking thyroid like she's done for months.
>>29568408
>chinese cartoons on a serbian basket-weaving website
w e w
>>29568410
Ah yes, very impressive.
>>29568410
>instead of blaming yourself for being pathetic blame everything else
w e w l a d
>>29568299
sounds fucking terrifying
Why so many votes for pokemon
Vote for Antz
>>29568410
>Any effort I put in will only yield small, incremental improvements rather than a drastic change
>Therefore I better just do nothing.
Wow and you wonder why you are a loser and blame other people for it. It's all your own fault, lad.
>>29568511
Funny how this big forehead cunt is regarded as one of Britain's top people.
I certainly won't be voting for him.
>>29568550
Is that Ian Wright?
>>29568477
>>29568515
>assuming I have depression because I find reddit advice funny
wewlads
Fish isnt moving much desu
bit worried
>>29568550
just how much further back can one mans hairline go? it looked like it was on the brink 10 years ago but that forehead just gets bigger and bigger
>>29568600
Maybe if you actually had depression you'd know that it's good advice.
>>29568617
He's having it done surgically now.
He knows that his hairline is the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Rate my pet lads
>>29568667
Pet that doggo lad. Right now.
I wish I could just wank instead of shagging my girlfriend.
I'm serious too. She's hot but I can't be bothered looking after her sexual needs, I'd rather just wank to much kinkier shit than I'd ever want to do in real life.
>>29568681
I prefer my cat though
>>29568646
thanks for the chuckle anon
desu
>>29568705
I used to be in the same position as you are. Even after we had sex and she left my apartment, I'd go and fap.
>>29568705
Iktfb. I preferred wanking to the thought of my then gf getting fucked hardcore by a BBC than actually doing the lovemaking myself.
>>29567947
What's wrong with seeing a domme?
>>29568735
Glad you had a chuckle m8 but I'm not joking, sadly.
>>29568761
After we have sex I'm pretty satisfied with it but there's a lot of effort involved.
>>29568790
I'm not into the cuckold fetish but I can see the appeal. You get to sit back while some black guy does all the hard work.
>work ask if anyone wants to volunteer to be the designated first aider at work
>nobody volunteers but me so get chosen by default
>only volunteered because the required 1 day course means a day off work
It's closer than my usual work place and the course lasts 30 minutes less than my usual work day. Gonna be a good day tomorrow lads.
>the girl I like puts on a song I like
>starts singing the lyrics
>cringed thunderbolts
>deleted song and removed from favourites as soon as I come home
can anyone relate?
>>29568892
>designated first aider
Enjoy the constant anxiety of being responsible for saving the lives of all your co-workers, if any of them dies or injures themselves it is now your falt.
>>29568892
you might have to use your skills on a qt in the future, she will fall in love with you (because you're her hero) and live happily ever after
>>29568930
She has a poor singing voice or something?
>>29568943
It's an office job with zero risk. Not like I'm working in a foundry or anything. Only reason they need one is due to the number of staff now working there, for compliance reasons.
>>29568953
As if
Guys
Please give my MISTRESS a few views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKBjzzNYYSA
Thanks
>Scotland independent
>Ireland united
>Cornwall republic declared
>Corbyn takes over England
>>29568961
No, she moved and sang smoothly, but there was just something about it that made me want to kill myself.
Lads mates lads what should I get in the Steam sale lads
Craving one of these bad boys but trying not to drink on weeknights.
>>29569002
That's weird. Can you articulate what that is, exactly?
>>29569036
I like the way it says "German aroma hops" because the hops aren't actually from Germany but they want to imply they are.
Hey,
Just picked this up. Well, you could expect humiliation (verbal, physical or both), foot and stocking worship (my FFN's are the best money can buy!) and a hard fucking! Sound like your kind of party? It's 160 per hour....
>>29569067
Also the "aroma" is of fucking battery acid
>>29569036
Daaaamn son! That's my favourite brew!
10% motherfuckaaaas!
>>29569137
It goes down quite easy for something so stronk, the headache is atrocious though
>>29569105
Nah doesn't sound like my type of thing
I could probably enjoy verbal humiliation when I'm in the right mindset but I'd need to be on methamphetamine to enjoy a hard fucking.
I just LOVE that everyone in /r9k/ pretends they're big tough stoics when they haven't watched two axolotls die of fungal infection. They haven't seen them stay at the surface of their tank because they're struggling to breathe through infected gills. Yeah, you've never witnessed death but you're real men... you fucking pathetic nerds who let your dreams be crushed by women.
>>29568986
This is actually pretty pathetic and humiliating, even if she's raking it in big time from cucks.
Gonna make a collage of all the dommes I'm considering seeing
>>29569339
>This is actually pretty pathetic and humiliating
yeah, she didn't need to do the video wearing lingerie
Thinking of cutting off contact with my mum, lads. She's an insufferable liberal who cheated on my dad and is currently living with a toothless alcoholic who sells carved mushrooms at the side of the road.
>>29569313
Damn straight I haven't!
They're still alive and well!
Who /stalker/ here?
I'm not, but I admire a successful stalker's guts and subtlety.
>>29569491
I assume you hold a high opinion of Poleaboo?
>>29569491
>You will never have a cute stalker
Hell hath no fury like this feel.
>>29569514
Poleaboo is not my idol. He is failed stalker and probably Paki as well. :DD
This shower of shit had better win tonight because there's no way I'm boycotting Iceland. I love their frozen desserts too much
>A2 physics exam tomorrow
>If I fuck this up I won't get into a Russell Group uni
>Probably going to fuck this up
>>29569565
Fuck off normie underage shit
>>29569565
Had s2 today
i didnt do that good
i want to die
>Smug tallfag with 8/10 face who is graduating from Oxford has a new profile picture and gets 104 likes
>All the girls I went to sixth form with have changed their shortened names to their full names and added middle names on Facebook now that they're at uni
>e.g. Lizzy Smith to Eliza May Smith
I don't get it.
>>29569621
Is that meant to be a haiku?
>>29569729
One of the Polish girls did the same after she was doxxed
Lot of Polish girls have the middle name "Anna" though so it doesn't add much individuality
>>29569777
Poleaboo are you interested in working for me mate? I can give you a job
>>29569729
Makes them sound better bred, they want a posh rugby Chadwick
>>29569621
I did Stats 2 for my A-Levels, got about 40% but still got an A* overall
Probably still my proudest day, fuck stats
>>29569813
You better not be that tape shop guy
>>29569831
>Got 70% in S2 and only got B overall
:(
>>29569856
Nah nah that was just a ridiculous meme.
My dad owns a food processing factory.
Basically we need someone to open cartons of orange juice concentrate and pour them into a vat. You use a knife to open them up six at a time. Basically it's just slice, open, and pour. Someone will show you the technique.
Quick update
Nigiis mums bf is now at the house.
Anyone who has read my posts before knows this guy is pretty abusive just like my real dad.
Just gonna hide up here with my fish.
>immigration from EU halts
>immigration quota filled up by commonwealth nations
>Scotland independent
>Ireland united
>The "United" Kingdom of England and Wales
>>29569999
>9999
lord KEK confirms it
>getting dunked on by Iceland
Fucking hell England
>>29570073
>tfw the only England match I've been to was a friendly against Iceland where they won 6-0
2004 was a long time ago
>>29569917
Great, how do I apply and where is the job?
>>29570151
It's in Salford, is that a good location for you? Seen that you live in Manchester which is why I am asking.
BTW it's nightshift.
that moment when we are losing to Iceland lads.
It has been a dark month for us.
>>29570305
Literal Brexit 2.0
>>29570200
Yeah, that sounds good, as long as I can travel there and home while public services are still running
So starting no later than 12 and ending around 6 or later?
Been contemplating my job dismissal today lads. Tomorrow may be my first day in 2 years of NEETdom, as I begin to negotiate my position.
Can't FUCKING WAIT for a long, NEET holiday. I plan to take the summer off desu. Fuck 'Mr Sir, Lord Sheckelstein'.
If we lose to Iceland I'm going to fucking kill myself
is brexit good
>>29570529
Yes mate it's 11pm to 11am shifts.
The company is called HNF Foods Ltd.
Ring 01612413929 tomorrow and ask to speak to Mr. Memur. Say you are Amir Hussain calling about the orange juice job.
Hey congratulations on brexit guys
>t. ameriburger
>>29570200
If pole doesnt want it i'll do it
>>29570562
Mate I work for Atkins and I know who you are
You were sacked because nobody liked you, no one could stand to be around you.
>>29569939
cute fish Nigiier.
ocuckee
>>29570562
>>29570741
I have deja vu...
>>29570713
>Mr. Memur
Almost had me
Guessing you wanted me to pick up on it
>>29570577
Poleaboo doesn't always support England with all his heart but he is doing it today
>>29570713
>HNF Foods Ltd
Less that 31kGBP net worth?? you'd earn more with a steady paper round you paki cunt. Do you want me to give you a loan lad?
#pakisout
Nigii dislikes poleaboo
>>29570582
Probably, maybe
who cares the memes have been fantastic and the entire government has gone to rat shit.
>>29570734
Cheers mate
>pic related
>>29570849
If you'll do some research you'll see that my dad, Mr. Hanif Memur, is the head of HNF Foods.
>>29570850
I don't think you know how business accounting works mate.
>>29570850
We only have the best at Atkins.
Sometimes we accidentally let in shit people, but we always roust them out quickly.
Be glad you managed to hang on for two years, really you got lucky.
Atkins is a quality company so you shouldn't be surprised about what happened.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10602685
How much lads?
Probably the worst England team I have ever seen. They're on the beach already with their stupid Beats headphones on. Wankers.
>>29570965
Got a better poo related question
http://www.strawpoll.me/10604316
If you bring money into it it gets less interesting
>>29570741
>>29570912
I'm a builder not a designer you silly twat, so you don't know who I am or anything about me.
I'm not well liked, I'll give you that, but it's because I'm too smart and I threaten folk with my intellect.
PS - if you were as smart as you suggest you'd be building shit - that's where the money is.
>>29571018
Poo cone would maybe kill me.
>>29571018
Can I stand up and go to the toilet?
Can I take some music/books/whatever?
>>29571055
>I'm not well liked, I'll give you that, but it's because I'm too smart and I threaten folk with my intellect.
Honestly mate this is delusional. I've never felt threatened by anyone's intellect, nor have I ever heard of it happening.
I've only ever heard that phrase being used in the context of an arrogant, unlikable person with an overblown sense of their own abilities blaming it for their social failings.
Like this context.
Not trying to have a go at you mate, I just think if you want to make a success of your next job, and your life in general, then you should shake off this type of sad delusion. I'm not saying you aren't clever, I am saying it isn't true.
>>29571094
Assume it's a sterilised form of poo that wont harm you, just be disgusting and degrading
>>29571114
You can do everything you can do on a normal economy flight
(alcohol costs extra and will be restricted if you get too drunk)
>>29571055
If you were as smart as you suggest then you'd have kept your fucking job you numbskull.
>>29570894
>I don't think you know how business accounting works mate.
Sounds like father paki is defrauding the coffers; look forward to a visit from HMRC.
>>29571122
Is it fed to you by a mean woman in a latex catsuit? If so I would like to change my vote.
>>29571161
You should worry more about finding a new job, sad cunt who lives with his dad.
You lads got any nice desktop back grounds?
lots of britfeelers willing to eat poo for a price
only 3 willing to do something to avoid eating poo all together
interesting
>>29571181
This thread is evidence I will submit to trading standards and HMRC, Mr HANIF MEMUR of Grg House, Cobden Street, Salford, Manchester, M6 6NA. This will be a lesson not to fuck with a sacked civil engineer.
PS - I will be fine, I plan a relaxing holiday with at least 12 week break prior to setting up my ltd company a becoming a contractor (250+GBP a day).
>starting fantasying about fucking corpses
I want off this ride
>>29571253
this is a comfy request that you have made.
>>29569491
Me, being obsessed with someone is the worst. Constant stress, constant need to see them/talk to them/be with them, full awareness of how your stalkerish and possessive behaviour is also causing them distress but being unable to stop yourself, it's absolute shit and I know for a fact that anyone who idolises or fetishises it hasn't got a clue what it's actually like to stalk or be stalked.
>>29571293
Yeah, I like getting some nice backgrounds.
>>29571293
>>29571326
have another lads
>Hey, anon, you seem pretty cheerful
>Yeah, life, thing's have gotten pretty good
>That's great news. By the way your mother's health is getting worse
>Oh, thanks for that.
Can't let things get too bright there. Still, she is getting old, not incredibly old or anything but she's getting older. Not one of those things you could hear and immediately feel everything fall apart, but still it's just one of those days where things feel good and then you're forced to dial it back a bit.
It probably isn't something I need to do anytime soon, but I should probably plan for the day her health gets worse. Could be next year, could be 10 years from now, but still. Maybe I should save money just in case circumstances require it, in the worst case scenarios. Not like my oldest sister will ever use her money for anything other than alcohol.
>>29570965
>11 votes for 100 bong
>>29571274
>(250+GBP a day).
>mfw when my art degree day rate is GBP100 more than a STEMfag
>>29571359
>>29571326
Here is another one for you nice lads.
>>29571120
I'm not him but my therapist once said the complexity of how I talk made her uneasy. A guy at uni also described me as very intellectually intimidating in the way I talk.
I of course it was just a way of saying I'm a cunt until my therapist said it.
>>29571382
>mfw when my art degree day rate is GBP100 more than a STEMfag
Difference is I don't have to sell my arse, or suck 350 cocks for 1GBP each.
>>29571373
Some slav guy on /int/ said he's unironically do it for a hundo
>>29571253
This is what I'm currently using.
>>29571274
That's going to be a hilarious day at trading standards mate, getting a 4Chan thread with no evidence of any trading impropriety.
I have nothing to do with that company, I was just trolling Poleaboo, but despite that I strongly encourage you to report it to trading standards and let me know what they say, because I would love to see you make an arse of yourself like you clearly made an arse of yourself at work every day.
Also good luck being a contractor when you have a reputation in the industry as being an insufferable autist that no one could stand to work with. You know that being a contractor is harder than holding a full time job, right?
Also 250 a day is laughably low, pretty pathetic that's all you could haul in. 400 gbp was my minimum day rate as a freelancer.
>>29571290
Tell me more, necroanon.
>>29571486
This is what I had prior to that
>>29571486
really like that ship desu
>>29571518
>400 gbp was my minimum day rate as a freelancer.
I guess that's what daddy paid ye to put a knift through cardboard orange juice cartons and suck the Tesco's CEO cock to appease him to buy your shitty poisonous 'orange juice'.
I have already submitted a tax evasion complain by the way; whether it is your daddies company or not, I will screw over a paki and that's good enough.
>>29571460
Stay mad stemmy stemmy stemfag, bet I get to meet more qts on the job than you too.
>>29571486
Good lad, can't wait for RoI
>>29571657
I have no idea why you're trying to be hostile here when you got fucking sacked. You have no high ground to stand on over him
>Not using the britfeel image as your wallpaper
legit normies
>>29571553
looks like princess diana (peace be upon her) desu
>>29571631
Picked it up in my first Sterling Treasure. It's such a great looking ship on that background.
>That time when you're not sure if your takeaway order is going to arrive or just not appear at all
redpill me on Devon lads
>>29571816
How is it any different from any other backend part of the country.
its all the same shit over and over with different accents and different names for sandwiches
>>29571862
But what's it like there in general? I'm not a Brit desu but just curious
>iceland
lol good work lads
>>29563431
Fuck why you gotta give me these feels anon
Can't fucking survive nofap
Any tips?
>>29572001
Stop doing nofap
~insert footnote~
>>29572001
Let go and give in.
Englol
Useless sack of shits
>>29571531
It started when I had a sex dream with a rotting corpse, the closest I've managed to find is some unconscious porn on motherless, turns out necro is illegal so I've given up my search
>>29571657
They are probably paying their taxes, who knows. If they aren't then they deserve to get fucked anyway
Having said that, you definitely got fucked because you lost your job you sack of shit.
I still have a job. No one sacked me because I'm not autistic and I get along with people.
Shit to be you mate.
>>29572040
A joke
Absolutely abysmal
WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK WAS THAT SHITE FUCKING ENGLAND ALWAYS FUCK UP
Dont mind me just reminding that you just lost to fucking iceland in football
>>29572106
>Shit to be you mate.
It's always been shit to be me lad; no disputes there. Wouldn't wish my life on anyone.
>>29572202
I hope you know it's all your own fault.
are you ready to welcome your commonwealth brothers and sisters with open arms?
>>29569565
Dunno if you're still here lad, but I've also got that exam. Which unit you doing?
>tfw half scottish
>tfw starting to swell with scottish national pride
>the movie night guys are talking about me again
>>29572380
>act a cunt
>Get called out for acting a cunt
>talk about it in the thread
fuck off cunt
Maybe the movie-night lads should get their own thread?
Things are fucked up when I start to feel excluded on fucking /britfeel/
>>29572417
I didnt act a cunt last movie night.
You are the only one with a problem with me and thats because I called you out.
>>29567883
>We the undersigned petition you to disqualify Wall-E from voting, and eagerly await your response on this matter.
If you do that then i'm going to proxy vote everything on the list to high numbers so nothing can win fairly.
>>29572426
Yeah fuck off, legit make virgins look good you're all that repellent to women to men.
>>29563545
So the dom thing out the window then? Not going at all?
>>29572426
We only ever talk about it on fridays and mondays/before voting closes
There's also that one guy who complains about proxy voting/gorrilla fixing itProbably after doing it himself
If people just let us have our movie night and didn't stir there'd only be a few post about it a week.
>>29572451
I haven't been to the movie night in about a month. I can tell you're a cunt though as you always bring it up.
>>29572520
>There's also that one guy who complains about proxy voting/gorrilla fixing it Probably after doing it himself
Thats kent
>>29563545
>21 year old blonde white girl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 24 year old slightly chubby half Filipino
Can't blame you desu. Will you post pictures so we can compare? Can be after you've gone for it though
>>29572520
Thats why I haven't posted about it or used my trip in ages?
Just shut up nymph, biggest fucking faggot outta all of them.
>>29572563
>>29572540
>He doesn't know who I am
I'm anon for a reason you faggot
>>29572606
I know who you are, your either nymph or that jew guy. Either way both off you left crying when I called you out.
>>29572606
i am telling you who it is that proxys it and then complains, thats kentanon that does that.
>>29572636
Wrong again. Keep guessing. i'm liking the (you)s
>>29572540
>Thats kent
I don't care enough to complain. It annoys me, I admit that, and I've said as much, but if some autist so badly wants us to watch Wall-E, then fuck it, we'll watch Wall-E.
>>29572345
why, do you want scotland as an 'independant' nation in the EU?
>>29572721
Not really, if it happens i'll apply for citizenship though.
I've just been up there recently and i really liked it. I was much taller than everyone there and i like qt slapper girls
Legit considering killing myself lads
Fucking Iceland
>>29572689
>I am pretending its not me and samefagging haha >he thinks hes wrong haha
>I'm visibly annoyed but i'll pretend im not and go back to wanking to anime
>>29572778
I don't blame iceland. I blame england. It was a total shit show.
>>29572815
That's what I mean, we lost to fucking Iceland.
May as well have not qualified
>>29572794
Do you really get this annoyed when someone calls you dumb?
Its ok mate, I know you're a newfag and it clear to see you don't know all the regulars to this thread yet.
>>29572039
>hoping she has a penis
what is wrong with me
>>29572839
haha nicley meme'd friend!
>>29572857I want to fuck a slime girl to be honest lad
>>29572858
>>29572839
>>29572794
>>29572696
>>29572689
>>29572687
>>29572636
>>29572606
>>29572563
>>29572540
>>29572520
This is all one person same fagging. Really makes you think doesn't it....
>>29572857
glad I wasn't not the only onegoing by the shoulders and the flat chest I'd say there's a decent chance
>>29572886
Thats why nigii doesnt go anymore, they are so pathetic. So am I, but not as bad anymore
Definitely going to that laser hair removal appointment tomorrow
I caught a glance at my reflection, smiled and thought I could pass
>>29572487
I want a better looking domme
Will post a pic in 5 minutes
>>29572833
What? The english football team lost to iceland? Aren't iceland nobodies?
>>29569999
>The "United" Kingdom of England and Wales
Actually that sounds pretty comfy.
>>29573078
>I caught a glance at my reflection, smiled and thought I could pass
Jesus you're weird. I would press charges against you too.
>>29571055
>I threaten folk with my intellect
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>>29573132
>>29573132
Yes. Release me from this pain scottish whisky
>>29573225
desu on the global stage england have been a joke for a long time. this isn't going to make it any worse.
>>29573269
>on the global stage england have been a joke for a long time.
I know, but now the football team is a joke too.
>>29572886
?????????
I'm only seeing 4 (You)s there laddo
>>29573300
>>29573269
Everything is a joke about this country and it's too late to fix anything.
>>29573310
>snapchat
>skype
normie get out please.
>>29573310
That never works and you are using snapchat, the same thing nigii uses everytime he posts a picture.
How fucking sad are you?
>>29573342
Now the financial services industry is leaving London. That was the only thing keeping the place afloat.
You'll all be eating acorns for dinner and walking around barefoot.
>>29573371
If shit hits the fan, I can always move to canada. I have family there who can help me get started.
>>29569022
A better vocabulary.
>>29573411
I live in Germany now. So much better. Lower cost of living than the UK and everything is nicer. Weather, food, housing, architecture, infrastructure.
I own my own business that is based in the UK for tax purposes, but I am currently in the process of moving it to Hong Kong. Can't face paying tax in the UK anymore, no more funding pensions and bennies for scum.
>>29573371
that sounds quite nice actually, a retreat from the world stage, living in a quiet, peaceful, pastoral society.
>>29573527
Yeah, just like North Korea. It's great.
>>29573550
It's massive hyperbole to suggest it will be anything like North Korea, that's just daft.
I am thinking more like Albania in 20 years time.
>>29572553
>>29572487
Here are pics and stats of the dommes Poleaboo is considering
>>29573598
no pakis? yet u post that fedora bullshit all day.
>>29573598
2 for your first time? Bit much, this is your first time so go with one escort. Take the last one off the list.
>>29573598
Whichever one you choose, it's going to be a disappointing and tragic event.
You'd be better off just going to see an actual hooker, one who specializes in taking the virginity of sad little weirdos.
>>29573581
Will there be any Albanians left in Albania in 20 years time
>>29573674
I suggested he keep it vanilla and go with regular sex for his first time but I think he's too hung up on the dom thing.
>>29573598
>young women thinking they can convincingly dom
Good lord, it sounds lame and cringy as fuck.
So my flatmate has a very attractive girlfriend, who he is doing long distance with. Been with her for years.
However recently he has been having another girl round and they are snuggling up with arms round each other etc on the couch even when I am there. Pretty sure I walked in to the living room on them kissing tonight.
Have to admit I am impressed, his gf will never know and this new girl is attractive. Makes me wonder where I fuck up so bad that I don't even have one girl to see.
I bet if I posted this to anyone else, it would be full of "you have to tell his girlfriend, thats so bad" etc etc
Is this a scam?
Am I going to get the shit kicked out of me and mugged by two Polish lads?
>>29573764
It's exciting to be dommed by someone younger than you
>>29573711
>>29573674
That was my original plan but the idea of seeing a domme just excited me more
>>29573550
>he thinks north korea isn't a great place
>being this cucked by western propaganda
>>29573770
He's probably good looking.
>>29562250
>tfw beaten by a country who thinks that sharkmeat is somehow an acceptable national cuisine
>>29573796
>Is this a scam?
Check the reviews. For your first time make sure they have a decent amount of reviews. Not just 2-3 as they can be faked.
>>29573770
Getting another girl when you already have a girlfriend is really easy, as long as that girl is lower social status than your girlfriend, or envies her in some way.
I've done it a few times. Just causes more trouble than it is worth, usually. When these girls found out I'd cucked them with someone lower on the social totem pole they went absolutely mental. And I mean "I'll do whatever I can to destroy your life" mental.
>>29573804
He is pretty average, fairly short and glasses. Good personality though. Seems to be able to strike up small talk with absolutely anyone
>>29573833
They have zero reviews
The 21 year old girl also has 1 review but she has a verification photo and sounds legit from her messages
>>29573852
This is a bit like me. Nothing to look at, but I am good at talking to people.
Haven't been single since I was 19, and they've all been 7/10+.
It makes autists rage, I love it.
>>29573848
They don't know each other, not sure what either would have to be envious of to be honest. His gf is fairly working class but trying to get out, this new bird seems to be pretty similar actually.
Virtually no chance of her finding out, but this new girl knows he has a girlfriend. Says a lot about her
Wish you would stop mentioning me in these threads negatively.
That guy wasn't me and its pretty sad how every time I stop using my trip someone (Shoutanon) pretends to be me.
>>29573876
>They have zero reviews
Honestly mate I would leave it then, cespially if they have nothing on uk punting too.
You can experiment with 0 reviewers and shit once you're more experienced.
Whats some cool shit I can buy on amazon, currently have a new wallet and a wallet ninja
>>29573903
>this new girl knows he has a girlfriend. Says a lot about her
Probably seen on Facebook that she's hot.
>>29573921
I'm ok with any recommendations , books, films, graphic novels, little gadgets anything cool
>>29573903
>Says a lot about her
Stealing another girl's man works wonders for confidence and self esteem.
>>29562250
No feels here just want some lads to rip into me.
I'm spending too much time and investing too much energy/emotion into girls from my college who probably don't even know i exist. Pathetic shit like stalking their twitter and IG or thinking about them way too much
>>29573360
>>snapchat
>>29573367
>you are using snapchat
My phone's camera is too good for r9k, snapchat reduces the quality.
I don't use skype either, came preinstalled and im too lazy to get rid
>>29573962
Good point, not exactly hard to find. New girl is hot too, in a slightly different way. One is blonde and fairly neutral with clothes etc, other is brunette and wears a lot of eye-liner etc.
>>29573995
Apparently she showed interest before she knew. Which could be BS but thats what he told me.
How do we reckon this will end then? Badly or ideal situation for him?
He has fucked the other girl now, can hear them through the wall so music is being turned up.
>>29574026
poley 2.0
>>29574045
WHY DO YOU USE SNAPCHAT THEN
REEEEEE
>>29573914
Will probably go for the cheap 28 year old and one/both of the 21 & 22 year old
The young ones are exciting me the most
The 28 year old is just too much value for money
>>29573921
What is a wallet ninja
>>29574072
Either they fuck for a few months and end it amicably and he goes back to the long distance one without her ever finding out.
Or he dumps the LDR for this new one. Or he watches his world burn by dumping the one who still has access to your flat.
At any rate you probably don't want to be around when it all goes to shit which it will unless he's a fantastic liar.
>>29574072
>How will it end?
His girl is long distance so probably it will be fine for him. Could get slightly hairy if he hasn't got rid of the new one by the time his gf comes to visit, but probably nothing that can't be handled.
>>29574145
You sound like me buying whiskey.
>>29574136
I use it as well cause it quickly makes images under 2mb
>>29573598
Top right has my interests piqued but there is a good chance she doesn't know what she's fucking doing.
mid right just looks like a chav prossie who thinks she can make more money domming
mid left is best choice, she looks pretty bitchy and not trying too hard or too little
>>29574222
Top right looks disgusting.
>professional trained
>tumblr tier
>The Times: Chancellor George #Osborne says he will not run as a candidate for the leadership of the Conservative Party.
>>29573848
>Getting another girl when you already have a girlfriend is really easy
This desu
>>29573903
>but this new girl knows he has a girlfriend. Says a lot about her
they always do, I'm pretty convinced girls get off on it. I've had girls throwing themselves at me when I'm in a relationship and not being too bothered when I'm not
>>29574222
>Top right has my interests piqued but there is a good chance she doesn't know what she's fucking doing.
>
>mid right just looks like a chav prossie who thinks she can make more money domming
kek
Those are the two most experienced and based on their twitter, experience and galleries they must have some idea of what they're doing
>mid left is best choice, she looks pretty bitchy and not trying too hard or too little
I'm drawn to her too (only 1 review though and only does outcalls)
>>29574243
She's young though
email from her
>Just picked this up. Well, you could expect humiliation (verbal, physical or both), foot and stocking worship (my FFN's are the best money can buy!) and a hard fucking! >Sound like your kind of party? It's 160 per hour....
She was trained by another domme
>>29574300
>160 per hour
shit how many hours do people usually do?
>>29574243
>tumblr tier
implying i wouldn't want to be dommed by a bitchy tumblr girl if she looked like that
>>29574321
Just the one I think
That's enough to cover what you want and have time left over
e.g. foot worship and a footjob don't take long
>>29573598
jesus, pick one and get it over with already you fuck up
>>29574321
When I did it, I had a seven hour session.
Was fucking expensive, totally wiped out my savings
I am on the dole too so it was hugely extravagant.
Nigii told poleaboo earlier not to see a domme
Wish he would listen
>>29574371
Poleaboo demands greentext
>>29574378
You didn't expand on why not
>>29574150
this is a wallet ninja
>>29574385
Because you know already.
You said earlier
>>29574371
>When I did it, I had a seven hour session.
Fuck that's long. All nighter I take it? Always wanted to try one but they are really expensive and I don't make all that much.
Most I've done with an escort is 2 hours but that felt too long. Now I go with an hour. I'll go an hour and a half with the regular one I see though.
Post brexit salt lads.
This one cracks me up
Reminder that no one cares about nigii/betta whatever the fuck he calls himself not even his own mother or his fish.
>>29574389
How does that peel fruit exactly?
>>29574415
She was 50, fat and we met on alt.com, a dating site
I didn't get to do much (just sissy maid stuff) and I wasn't attracted to her
>>29574449
Same guy who posted it yesterday saying he made it
>>29574449
That was a troll made by a channer.
>>29574385
>poleaboo demands greentext
Sorry Poley, that's between me and her.
>>29574416
Actually no, it was during the day. Saturday afternoon. I was high on crystal meth the whole time.
>>29574449
Fucking hell that facebook post
>>29574449
I'm massively regretting brexit Tbh
>>29574516
New
Lets try make it last
>>29574494
Well done mate the media played you like a fucking tool
Norway and Switzerland get on just fine without the E.U
>>29574542
>Norway
With their massive oil wealth and tiny population? Yeah I am not surprised they get on alright.
>Switzerland
With their huge banking system and tiny population? Yeah, no worries for them.
>The UK
The country with 64 million people, where we spent the 70s and 80s absolutely destroying our industry to favour the finance sector, and now the finance sector are all going to Frankfurt and Paris?
We're fucked mate. To compare us to Norway and Switzerland is completely daft.
>>29574613
>are all going to Frankfurt and Paris?
Wrong
>>29574650
>Wrong
Really? You could do even a little bit of research chum.
http://fortune.com/2016/06/24/london-brexit-jobs/
>>29574675
Did you even read the link you posted...
>>29574675
>That fucking link
>>29574736
The link that says PriceWaterhouseCoopers are predicting that the city will lose up to 100,000 jobs?
Oh I forgot, you don't listen to experts, do you?
Sick of experts. That's you.
>>29574145
Poley, why don't you just bang a normal proz or go out and get your dad to buy a girl from the mosque?
The one from the mosque will be cleanand probably over 16
>>29574836
The end of the article says the number of lost jobs equals the number of foreigners doing those jobs
>>29574836
>http://fortune.com/2016/06/24/london-brexit-jobs/
Lots of speculation and talking of maybe moving banks. I agree we're fucked but we don't know by how much just yet
>>29574889
That's only 40,000.
>>29574912
It's pretty easy to imagine what a bank will do - whatever is in their financial interest.
>>29574889
PWC estimates 70,000-100,000 lost jobs.
That's not people moving out of their jobs to be replaced with Brits. That's the jobs being moved out of Britain.
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