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Sunny at night edition
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>>29574516
Waifus ?
Original commento herro
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Where are you lads planning on moving to to escape this train wreck of a country?
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the tumblr girl has a pretty great wardrobe

>Japanese school girl
>puffy little girl dresses
>generic ferish stuff
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>>29574563
Which one are you then?

not ocee
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post salt pls

I did not make this. I found it on /pol/

I don't are if it is fake, it is funny as fuck
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>casualties and losses
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>>29574633
Original file name

>I found it on /pol/
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>>29574563
Alri boys. Thinking of baking something tomorrow, what should it be?
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>>29574623
Neither of them I am an all new and improved Annonymous Tomoko Waifu poster
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Lads how do I speak to girls, one wants to hang out on Friday
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>>29574661

Ashamed to admit I have a folder of shit from here, renamed it so I can find it.
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>>29574713
b urself

>>29574714
fair enough, i also do.

>>29574683
Cheesecake

>>29574697
Are 3d waifus allowed?
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>>29574661
been off britfeel for a few weeks. who the fuck are you?
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>>29574516

>LOSING YOUR VOTE TO REMAIN IN THE EU
>LOSING TO A COUNTY WITH A POPULATION OF 300,000 IN THE EURO CUP

how can one country be so utterly blown the fuck out in the span of one week?
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>>29574861
>Are 3d waifus allowed?

Sure mate !
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>>29574868
Nigii, I finally got my betta fish and now dont post here much. Just /an/ really.
I also stopped using the trip but put it back on cause someone was pretending to be me.
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>>29574563
oh shit waddup

here come dat boi
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>>29574903
Seen your thread earlier

Still dont know how to say sore/saw
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>>29574927
That wasn't actually me I just thought she looked hot
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>>29574844
Can't help what excites you

I'd probably enjoy sex but I can't imagine it so I have no desire for it
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Anyone else drunk alone tonight / this morning?

Nothing better than a good buzz and good music.
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>>29574986
I don't drink anymore


Might be purchasing one/two of these soon
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>my currency when we actually decide to leave the EU
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>>29575023
Short term economic downfalls happen all the time give it some time to even out. The markets will adjust.
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What are you all listening to tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOLlAimbcWM
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>>29575023
>tfw the people of britain rise up against the media and the rotten capitalist structure it supports to strike a blow against global finance
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>>29574861
If I be myself, then I'll sit at a table in silence posting anime pictures,idk really why she wants to hang out but this girl seems nice.
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>>29575097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnRWvVp15NM
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Oi Nigii if I can guess your real name you have to kill qwerty deal?
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>>29575103
>mfw it doesn't happen
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>>29575054

>short-term economic downfall
>GBP at 31-year low

>>29575103

and then cry for a do-over when they realize exactly the extent of what they've done

also, the global financial system is what enables us to live the first-world lives that we live. Fuck with that at your own peril, britcuck
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>>29575121
>,idk really why she wants to hang out but this girl seems nice.

She doesn't really, she'll bail or all her mates will be there and they will laugh and be like
"Oh he actually turned up"
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>>29575148
>the global financial system is what enables us to live the first-world lives that we live

no, that would be advanced industry, global finance is parasitic
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if any of you lads legitimately want to die just gimme your whereabouts. i'll do it for free
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>>29575186
I want to kill, not die
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>>29575186
i don't want to die but could you get somebody else for me

maybe just rough em up
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>>29575148
>GBP at 31-year low
That dosen't refute my point Greenland went through the same shit for a short period of time when they refused to join the E.U
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>>29574516
is there a template of this picture ive seen a few variations now?
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>>29575126
>implying corbyn isn't an opportunist collaborator operating within a fascist/bourgeoise party
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>>29575202
hello there poleaboo, time for bed you failure
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>>29575148
>also, the global financial system is what enables us to live the first-world lives that we live.
>mfw people actually believe this
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>>29575152
I may just stay at home
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>>29575186
I just want to kill the movie night fags first
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>>29574516
>Im gonna have to stay alive for at least 50 years before I can die without destroying my family.

Fuck I cant deal with this. 50 more years of this.
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>>29575326
Make it look like an accident, will make it easier on the family.
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>>29575295
Yes we would be better under a socialist paradise ruled by feminists and comrade Corbyn until we turn into the next Venezuela

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3BOd8vlRkg

god the labour party are original, they only want to try the same thing that has failed over and over again
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>I'll be smarter from now on and spend less for my monthly shopping
>83 pounds
Can't even keep to my word, apparently
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>>29575449
20squid a week is fine unless you are wasting money on booze/cigs/takeaways on top

I used to be able to save a decent part of my jobseekers
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>>29575396
Not true, they will think he wanted to live and therefor wish to trade places
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>first brexit
>now losing to Iceland, a team literally managed by the village dentist, and who had 8% of their entire population turn up to their last football match

I can't take it anymore, any board with flags is suffering right now.
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>>29575255
>he doesn't understand entryism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entryism
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>>29575444
>god the labour party are original, they only want to try the same thing that has failed over and over again
>he thinks the labour party is socialist

time to fuck off now, weeb amerifag
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>>29575546
I just think 83 a month is probably more than I should be speding. I don't drink or smoke so that isn't an issue. It's after my rent, but it's all out of my DLA. I have some disposable income now for a while, but if I had cut down on how much I spend for shopping I'd have more, that's my real problem with it. Granted, at least my DLA is doing its job.

I will probably be an idiot and treat myself to a takeaway later, though. But as long as I'm mindful of how much I have left, I'll be fine.
No but really, I should have tried to reduce it to like 60 pounds a month, that'd be nice
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>>29575611
>trotsky

top kek desu.

imagine actually believing in an ideology that has never produced a single thing in almost 100 years of existence
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>>29575694
a right-wing argument against communism
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>>29574563
Posting waifu just before I head off to bed.

Goodnight lads, stay comfy
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just saw brook shields on facebook and thought she looked hot so i googled her nude and boy do I regret it
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I just looked up and there's a million tiny fucking insects crawling all over my ceiling. Luckily the spider that lives in the corner of my room has found his way up there too. Go get em lad
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>>29575225
There is a master PSD for it, but its generally maintained by one guy.

Why, what do you want to do to it?
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>>29575709
sweet dreams anon desu desu desu
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>>29575727
Just did the same, wtf are we gonna be on a list now?
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>>29575705
not "right-wing" to defend already and previously existing socialist countries lad.

the ideal of communism has already been worked towards successfully by ideologies other than trotskyism. even fucking anarchism has done more for society.

trotskyism is an ideology that directly supports the oppression of workers through it's ineffective nature
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>>29575769
That's really sweet, thank you lad
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>finding a woman not satisfied with anything

mourning lads
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>>29576117
Good morning

occee
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Lost all my muscle and am back to being skinnyfat

whats the point lads?
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>>29576359
really need to stop drinking and get running again
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>>29576441
Just throw yourself up after every meal, you loose a lot of blood though
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>>29576851
tried it, hard work and doesn't make much difference
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>>29576867
oh it does for me ~
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Gonna just post some shit in the thread i gor nout else to do
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desu lad KEK filter this robot
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tfw the guy who made these great comfy gifs just makes tiresome trump themed ones now
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Poleaboo should follow the example of poker legend Antonio Esfandiari and change his name from Amir to Antonio.
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tfw no lovelive qt for late night walks to the offlicence
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>live in a house of 6 people
>i had a false rape charge against me back in 6th form after a chick broke up with me, she fucking went around to my classes one day and told all the other girls in class
>one of my closer friends also said he had one in secondary school as well after breaking up with a chick
>turns out another one has too, not sure about how, no details all we know is we were taking the piss winding him up with rape jokes and he got hyper defensive as low and behold he had one too

Fucking toasties man half of my house has had this bullshit, is it impossible for a vagina to break up with someone without lying to people about their ex?
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>>29577649
>Fucking toasties man
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>>29577649
>RAPE IS THE WORST CRIME EVER!
>"Ya he raped me" (this'll teach him a lesson)
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Posting old britfeels /oc/
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>>29577695
quality that, love how neat and crisp it looks

not sure about the cucmber though
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appreciate these late night threads desu

even if they don't last the night, i like that they still get made

britfeel will never die!
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>>29577923
same, really helped me cope when I was a NEET last year
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>>29577923
>>29577940
This is my go-to place whenever I have some dumb thought I want to share. I have nobody else to tell them to.
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>>29578275
Same, much nicer to share here, good community really, NEET haven
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>>29578275
yeah, it's quite nice init

come to the realisation over the past few months that people on here are my only real "friends" in the world

makes me feel a bit depressed and a bit comfy and warm
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>>29577923
Nigii always makes them, and people say he doesn't add anything to the britfeel
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>>29578386
How do you know?

dickhead
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>>29578386
glad someones does anyway, I used to make them when I was a NEET
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>>29578469
>tfw the only threads you make are niche fetish threads on /trash/

/NO VALUE/
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>>29578411
Filename and newsagent
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>>29578386
>Nigii always makes them, and people say he doesn't add anything to the britfeel

Sad but true, i do seem to make a lot off the night time ones.

Whens the best time to go jogging lads?
4am?
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>>29578618
yeah orobaly less chance of normies seeing you desu

delete the pictue of my jacket please its windbreaker lad here
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That was ages ago, I dont still have it.
Was you the one buying the black one or the white one?

Also why does it matte, wasnt it just a picture of a jacket?
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>>29578927
is was the lad buying the white one

you said it wouldn't suit a white person and i'm white, was quite upset desu

actually went to a gig the other week and saw someone wearing the exact same jacket

don't know why it bothers me, just weird that someone out there has a copy of a picture i took
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>>29578990
I said does it, not that it doesn't. I've never seen a white person where a white jacket before. That said I pretty much only ever where the same hoodie every day so what do I know?
You know im not the guy who originally posted the black one right? I just pretended to be him to wind him up.
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>>29579057
oh right really?

yeah, hard to say whether it suits me or not as i have terrible self esteem, however the guy i saw at the gig looked like a pretty cool normie, and he was white, so i would say so.

wear white jackets quite a lot desu
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>>29579202
wouldn't wear something like a white jacket unless i was really confident desu, it can be quite a statement and draw a lot of attention to you
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>>29579524
i suppose you're right, most people wearing them are pretty confident

i'm the opposite of confident but i still have no problem wearing them.

think it's because i have a lot of dark coloured t-shirts and black trousers that go quite well with them.
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>light outisde
>not even started trying to sleep yet
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>>29580061
This has been a daily thing for me for years
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>took too much drugs are night
>passed out
>we lost to fucking ICELAND
>BREXIT twice in a week

We wanted this though right guys?
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>>29579817
Hey, I was the guy who bought the black one.
Nice jacket init, wish I'd bought the white one as well before it sold out.

This sad cunt >>29579057 made a trip just to take the piss outta me.
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>>29578514
>work at 3pm
>awake at 5am

WINNING
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>>29580374
alright lad, good to see you.

mine's pretty dirty now. can you just put it in a normal wash or what?
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>this is what it's like to be NEET

Not even 6am and I want to kill myself, dunno how you lads do it
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>>29580564
Dont know desu, I just wash mine with a sponge/wet wipes as its only ever the front that gets dirty and even then it doesn't really show.

Mine says on the label to wash inside out, make sure all zips are sealed and to wash at 30. also not to iron.
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Back lads, over an hour off jogging, not bad.

>>29580374
Its all bants mate :)
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>>29581130
Dogs dead now anyway so I don`t even wear it anymore
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>>29577451
Sauce on these? I just downloaded (stole) one off a thread last night. Want more.
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>>29581130
>Back lads, over an hour off jogging, not bad.

Nice one mate, really need to start running myself. Been neet for 4 months so all I do is sit around at home. It's making me fat. Caught a glimpse of myself while nude in the mirror and was shocked at how much fat I'd put on.
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Thinking of torrenting dying light. Is it any good lads?
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If I can't send cash and have to apply by post, how do I pay my drivers license fee?
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Poleaboo will be off to his laser hair removal consultation in about half an hour

He has shaved and gotten changed

Planned a route that involves the minimum amount of walking
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>>29583054
Do it online you tard, it's like 2 bongs cheaper online too.
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>>29583054
Poleaboo thinks perhaps by postal order or cheque
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>>29583058
Why are you making yourself less of a man you fucking idiot.
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>>29583074
I need to send them my certificate, it's my first full licence
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>>29583088
This is what I want, I think
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>>29583100
Then get your cheque book out. There should be information on the form with who to write the cheque too.
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>>29583149
>cheque book

Are you having a laugh?
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>>29583144
No it isn't, you know it isn't.

Go see a dom and this weird shit out of your system.
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>>29583155
>Are you having a laugh?
No? When you open a bank account, you're given one by them. Go find it.
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>>29583176
I opened this account when I was 14 and think I used a cheque once. If I somehow find the fucker will it even still be valid?
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>tfw you're going to work and you know you're going to be bored shitless because you're the only mid-20s person working in your department and your going to spend your day serving old people and young mothers, and you'll just be stuck there, trying to find someone somewhat decent looking to lust over to pass the time, whilst also trying to stop yourself literally passing out and shutting down from boredom.

Fuck this. I need a better job soon. Retail is going to kill me, one way or another.
I can't be dealing with hypocritical fickle managers, who bemoan you for acting like an individual, and then try to patronise and suck up to you when you get good feedback despite not actually doing your job differently at all.

It's a goddamn mad-house. My life is a groundhog day.
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>>29583187
>will it even still be valid?
Yes, long as you are still using the same bank account, with the account number being the same and all, of course it will be valid.
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>>29583164
>No it isn't, you know it isn't.
I think it is now, it's not even a fetish

I could have ignored this appointment, look how early I've had to get up but I forced myself to do it
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>>29583215
>I need a better job soon.
Good luck, you'll need it. Literally everyone in retail is telling themselves that.
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>>29583215
>Fuck this. I need a better job soon.
If you're only experience is retail jobs you're stuck there forever now.
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>>29583215
Civil service anon

Just as boring and the managers are just as retarded, but at least there's often no customers
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Starting my trek into central London shortly

#Pray4Me anons
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>>29583054
postal order
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>>29575737
Lay off the LSD bud
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>>29576359
>worked out quite seriously for 2 years
>looked pretty good

>stopped working out for 6 months due to stressful new job
>skinnyfat pleb

Can't deal with it
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>bought food for 2 days yesterday
>ended up eating it all yesterday

Going to force myself to not eat today. Even though that's not going to help since my body will go into fat storing mode or whatever.
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>>29585010
After one day?

No it won't, it takes weeks/months for that shit to happen, don't fall for /fit/ memes, just eat a very small amount today and continue as you normally would tomorrow
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I'm in such a foul mood

my mum fucked my passport application up, I'm off weed, and to top it off my gum is all cut up

I just want to smash everything up
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>>29574563
posting waifu before I get up to face the day

>>29574683
some kind of biscuit
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>>29585586
>my mum fucked my passport application up

why didn't you do it yourself?

I went into the passport office in London and did it face to face, made a day of it and went to buckingham palace and shit, was great
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>>29585628
She just did it on a whim "because I was taking too long" and ordered the one week passport instead of the one day
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All this brexit shit is a right giggle

Wasn't bothered either way, but seeing how much it's pissed off the rest of the EU I think it was worth it, the stock markets are bouncing back as well as the sterling, if Scotland want out, let 'em been a drain on our economy ever since their creation I mean let's be honest what do they even contribute?

Genuinely curious
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Nigel Farage was enslaved in a Moroccan harem, so IDK if we can take anything he says seriously.
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>>29585721
That was Peter Hitchens and it was in Vienna. He took a fat fart right to the face that day while his alpha brother Christopher have the women there the dick.
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>>29585696
Buckfast.
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RAGNAR'D
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>>29585696
>Pissed off the rest of the EU

I don't think it has. It's more like they can't believe we've fucked ourselves so badly.

I'm British but live in Germany, and here Britain is just the butt of jokes now.
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>>29585696

Don't expect immigration to slow down if we lose over 5 millions Scots.
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>>29575212

Greenland is a part of Denmark that has like 3 Inuits living on it. What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>29585809
Think that's only lucrative in cuntland desu, never see anyone drink it here

>>29585863
And we weren't before?

At least we're not the EU's doormat to boot, this is just the fallout things will resume as normal when aagreements are lined up, we haven't even invoked article 50 yet

>>29585898
Immigrants who come here for legit reasons and want to work, contribute and respect our society and culture have never been an issue for me
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>>29585981
>And we weren't before?

Nah the UK was pretty respected here before.

>This is just the fallout, things will resume as normal

I wish I could be as optimistic as you. I think very few people are as optimistic as you. My fingers are crossed that you are right and everyone else is wrong.
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>been off work for 3 days
>bored as hell already
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>>29586023
Only time will tell I guess, how does it effect you being a British citizen living in Germany right now?

Or do you have German citizenship too?
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>>29586107
>how does it effect you being a British citizen living in Germany right now?

Right now, it doesn't, and won't for at least two years.

I'm hoping the UK government does a deal with the EU that includes free movement of people. This would mean I'm fine. Either that or Scottish independence into the EU, I was born in Glasgow.

If neither of those come off, I could marry my girlfriend and get German citizenship.
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Give me a poleaboo update. Now
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>>29586219
Poleaboo is going down to the mosque later to talk to the Imam. He's going to talk to him about his new spiritual practices that he feels bring him closer to Allah.
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>>29586241
I want a real update. Poleaboo is too pathetic to ever have the incentive to go somewhere and directly talk to someone he's not obliged.
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>>29586286
That's actually an excellent point and made me laugh at how true it is.

I'll try to be more credible when I impersonate him in future.
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>Spent my granddad's 8k university allowance before the end of my first year
>Will have to get a part-time job to cover accommodation
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>>29586308
Poleaboo is going down to mosque later to seek refuge from the enraged Polish kinsfolk of the lass he stalked.
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>>29586383
>this retarded as fuck misinformation
what the fuck
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Poleaboo is on the bus back from his laser hair removal consultation

Took 90 minutes, 2 buses and 20 miles of travel to get there

The woman was very nice, put me at ease, didn't have to say much
She told me that my face would look more feminine after removal and asked if that was what I really wanted, didn't pry too much

We did some test patches and on the areas of my face with more dense hair, the laser REALLY hurt, made me jump a bit
Would score the pain 8/10, maybe higher if over a full 20/30 min session

Browsed the nearby ASDA for a bit, no shame looking at womens clothes in an alien town

Need to contact them in a few days, see if there are any side-effects
Will book my full sessions then

I want this
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>>29586417
Fuck off, whitey. We wuz knights 'n' sheeit!
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>>29586425
>yfw she laughed at you after you left
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>>29586425
Christ. This is a depressing tale Poley.
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>>29586432
Nah, I know they get a lot of trans clients

Can't oversell how friendly she was and much she put me at ease
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>>29586436
Why? Monica wants this, it's all looking up. The good girl will win this time.
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How long before Poleaboo stops writing "Poleaboo did such and such" and starts writing "Monica did such and such"?
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Poleaboo is on the bus back from his chat with the Imam at the Mosque.

Took 20 minutes to walk there

The Imam was very nice, put me at ease, didn't have to say much.
He said that Allah would send me to Jahannam after putting things up my arse and asked if that was what I really wanted, didn't pry too much

We did some test insertions and when he put huge things up my arse it REALLY hurt, made me jump a bit.
Would score the pain 8/10, maybe higher if over a full 20/30 min session.

Browsed the nearby kebab shop for a bit, no shame looking at donners with a cigarette lighter up my arse.

Need to contact the Imam in the few days, see if there are any side-effects
Will book my full sessions then.

I want this
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>>29586481
I am not enjoying these parody posts. You need to find a new angle.
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Will Monica ever be attractive?
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>>29586481
Poleaboo enjoyed this poorly written post as she is actually thinking of grabbing a kebab on the way home.
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>>29586481
>>29586505
Amir is not amused. Sure sign to continue
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>>29586544
Cock off!!
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>22 and trying to grow a beard
>It's been 2 weeks
>Sideburns don't connect to moustache
>Chin hair doesn't connect to "soul patch"
>Bald patch under jaw on one side of face
:(
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>tfw the MILF next door has her undergarments out drying on the clothes line
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>>29586653
Sniff them and take photos?
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>>29586601
I could grow facial hair from the age of 17, I'm 20 now and there's still a gap in between my chin and jaw.

I'd give it a month then shave it off if it's patchy
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Farage needs wiping off this planet
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>>29586772
Only thing that needs wiping is his cock across your face
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>>29586772
Literally just provoked the whole EU commission into thinking we're all like him

I mean some of his points are valid but theres no need to be a cunt about it
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>>29586425
Jesus you are pathetic pakipoo.
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>>29586718
What's the point in sniffing them if they've been washed?
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>>29586856
Hmm, good point. You're going to have to break into her house and find her dirty washing, mate.

Or just wear them on your head like a hentai.
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>>29586902
Do what pakipoo did and wank while sniffing her shoes.

Then proceed ruin your life and become a girl. It's a great wank!
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>Just finished my A level exams
>Will probably fail to get into a Russell Group university and have to go to UWE
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Employed hours. If you unemployed you should've been up two hours ago putting in applications and printing out more resumes.
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>>29586925
>Become a girl
He wishes.

>tfw I want to sniff my crush's shoes but I don't see her much
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>>29586822

And to think he was inches from dying in a plane crash

RIP UK, you had a good run
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>>29586840
What is so pathetic about being trans?
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>>29586962
Nothing but pakipoo isn't trans. We all know that.
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Lads, gonna bulk buy alcohol before it rises to 30 quid a litre next budget.
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Would you fuck a skinhead slag?
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>>29587031
she looks like she works in a factory
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>>29586601
>>It's been 2 weeks
you need to fuck right off.
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>>29586926
It really doesn't make much of a difference unless you were going to a top 5/10 uni. I'm at UWE as well and if you actually put in effort you can definitely succeed.
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>>29586425
I wouldn't mind getting my arse hairs done.
Just so I don't have shitballs sticking to them.
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>>29587170
Use wet wipes and wipe properly you disgusting animal
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>>29587195
I wipe till I bleed faggot.

the tissue disintegrates and gets stuck in little balls.
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Is that anon who was going for his liver test in here? Want to know how fucked he is.
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>>29587243
I have jaundice.
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>>29587256
you have autism too
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>>29587256
FFS SAM
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>>29587232
take a shower after you shit, it's what i do. not a big deal since you're only going to shit once a day.
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anyone else here addicted to something?

I really need to quit gambling, it's going too far now
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>>29586383
why can't you just take out a loan for maintenance costs?
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>>29587369
I'm probably addicted to my own pessimism. Like getting into circumstances that'll ultimately just prove it to be correct.
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>>29587400
not him but for a lot of people that won't cover rent anyway
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The end is nigh lads
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I've been awake for 10 hours now lads but I'm already ready for bed, whats wrong with me? I get at least 8 hours sleep a night but I just can't stay awake long.

Today I've been out in the garden doing some planting and tidying so its not like I've been sat in front of the computer all day.
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>>29587458
As you get older you get more tired easily. It happens.
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>>29587369
used to be a gambling addict

lost about 50 grand overall

managed to quit luckily
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Has anyone been to see someone about mental health problems before?
Who did you go to? How long did it take to book? Does it do anything?
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>>29586478
Monica is misgendering herself, it must be internalised transphobia

>>29586453
You gonna start harrassing her/filming her while she pees now or something?
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>look up crush who rejected me months ago
>she is now more qt than ever
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>>29587031
lmao what is that hairstyle? when you want to be a skinhead but dont want to look shit in front-facing photos?
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>>29587604
>look up gril who rejected me 11 years ago
>she's off fucking every guy in Australia for the past 2 years
for the best, really
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and i tell you - i would love it, i would LOVE IT, if the queen died now
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>>29575148
>already back to what it was in Feb

:^)
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>>29587643
when does it stop being painful?
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>>29587691
I've not made any attempt at a girl since, not sure really
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>>29587695
really hope it ends soon lad
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>>29587691
when you get yourself a bf
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Lads wtf which one to cook a pizza?
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>>29587988
just leave it where it is, fan works for basically everything
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>>29587988
Fan ovens cook things faster so don't burn your pizza
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>fly by myself for the first time
>end up sitting next to rich, drunk oil executive
>he bullies me for the whole flight

i'm the most JUST person who has ever lived
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>>29588062
>rich, drunk oil executive

flying first class was yoyu
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Just imagine for a minute..

in typical life you have to worry about, how you look, what clothes to wear, your job, thers a lot of things, its like fighting a constant battle just to exist.

What if..

you got rid of everything, shaved your head so you never have to worry about your hair.
bought a tracksuit and trainers and a pos car.

you would never have to worry about anything ever again. nobody would have any expectations of you. and you could do whatever you want all day.

What would the mental affect of that be?

giving up the last bit of fuck you have left.
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>>29588062
Who the fuck gets bullied outside of school?
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>>29587604

>see high school crush I was too beta to do anything about in town
>she's incredibly fat now

Dodged a bullet there lads.
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>>29588094
I think anyone can get bullied and do often by the people above them in their job.

they need the job and they have to do what that person says. and they cant complain about what they do because they`ll sound like a whiny bitch.

happened to me.
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>>29588083
nah, usually people like that end up there - but it was a tiny plane with 12 rows, so there was no first class

>>29588094
that's what makes it so pathetic
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>>29588092
really wish i lived in serbia or somewhere like that where 99% of the population do this
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>>29588229
whats stopping you from doing it here?
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>>29588229
you'd probably get some nice hairy pussy to stick your dick in as well
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>>29588265
social norms and expectation

far less people would look down on you over there
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>>29587644
BACKLOGGED AND TRACED

REPORTED FOR TREASON!
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Poleaboo will be starting HRT tomorrow
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>>29588494
>Starting HRT over 16
Enjoy your sucess rate of 0.5% of passing lad.
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>Driving instructor cancelled on me for like the 3rd or 4th time

>>29588506
It'll be better than the hell I'm currently living
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>>29587644
t. kevin keagan
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>>29588506
>Enjoy your sucess rate of 0.5% of passing lad.

be lucky to get an lower second
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>>29588525

How many lessons you had Poley? When's your test? Got mine in August think I might fail like I do at everything else, I'm not normie enough to pass.
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>>29588581
not poley but i also have my test in august - the 8th specifically

guess it's a pretty common robot activity

i'm actually quite a good driver now, but i fear i will sperg out and fuck up my test, as i do in all high pressure situations
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>>29588525
>It'll be better than the hell I'm currently living
It really won't. HRT messes with your mood. You are going to enter true depression.
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>>29588581
I've had 15+ lessons
Got 4 more topics to cover, I think

So a test could be 2 months off
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What's the website for strawpoll?
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>>29588591

Yeah I keep thinking this as well. I have a bad habit of not checking my mirrors though, when slowing down for instance as I can't see how me checking will effect whether someone will smash into the back of me or not. I think I may just fake checking on my test.

I didn't realise the test is actually only about 45 minutes long thought it was 1 hr 30 for some reason.
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>>29588610
>You are going to enter true mental illness.
FTFY
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>>29588646
Do you know what google is?
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>>29588674
No what's the website?
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>>29588674
No, what is google? Will it help?
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>>29588674
no, what is it senpai
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>>29588494
I'm guessing it's random HRT shit you bought online?
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>>29588674
No never heard of it lad.
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