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Sunny at night edition
>>29574516
Waifus ?
Original commento herro
Where are you lads planning on moving to to escape this train wreck of a country?
the tumblr girl has a pretty great wardrobe
>Japanese school girl
>puffy little girl dresses
>generic ferish stuff
>>29574563
Which one are you then?
not ocee
post salt pls
I did not make this. I found it on /pol/I don't are if it is fake, it is funny as fuck
>casualties and losses
>>29574633
Original file name
>I found it on /pol/
>>29574563
Alri boys. Thinking of baking something tomorrow, what should it be?
>>29574623
Neither of them I am an all new and improved Annonymous Tomoko Waifu poster
Lads how do I speak to girls, one wants to hang out on Friday
>>29574661
Ashamed to admit I have a folder of shit from here, renamed it so I can find it.
>>29574713
b urself
>>29574714
fair enough, i also do.
>>29574683
Cheesecake
>>29574697
Are 3d waifus allowed?
>>29574661
been off britfeel for a few weeks. who the fuck are you?
>>29574516
>LOSING YOUR VOTE TO REMAIN IN THE EU
>LOSING TO A COUNTY WITH A POPULATION OF 300,000 IN THE EURO CUP
how can one country be so utterly blown the fuck out in the span of one week?
>>29574861
>Are 3d waifus allowed?
Sure mate !
>>29574868
Nigii, I finally got my betta fish and now dont post here much. Just /an/ really.
I also stopped using the trip but put it back on cause someone was pretending to be me.
>>29574563
oh shit waddup
here come dat boi
>>29574903
Seen your thread earlier
Still dont know how to say sore/saw
>>29574927
That wasn't actually me I just thought she looked hot
>>29574844
Can't help what excites you
I'd probably enjoy sex but I can't imagine it so I have no desire for it
Anyone else drunk alone tonight / this morning?
Nothing better than a good buzz and good music.
>>29574986
I don't drink anymore
Might be purchasing one/two of these soon
>my currency when we actually decide to leave the EU
>>29575023
Short term economic downfalls happen all the time give it some time to even out. The markets will adjust.
What are you all listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOLlAimbcWM
>>29575023
>tfw the people of britain rise up against the media and the rotten capitalist structure it supports to strike a blow against global finance
>>29574861
If I be myself, then I'll sit at a table in silence posting anime pictures,idk really why she wants to hang out but this girl seems nice.
>>29575097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnRWvVp15NM
Oi Nigii if I can guess your real name you have to kill qwerty deal?
>>29575103
>mfw it doesn't happen
>>29575054
>short-term economic downfall
>GBP at 31-year low
>>29575103
and then cry for a do-over when they realize exactly the extent of what they've done
also, the global financial system is what enables us to live the first-world lives that we live. Fuck with that at your own peril, britcuck
>>29575121
>,idk really why she wants to hang out but this girl seems nice.
She doesn't really, she'll bail or all her mates will be there and they will laugh and be like
"Oh he actually turned up"
>>29575148
>the global financial system is what enables us to live the first-world lives that we live
no, that would be advanced industry, global finance is parasitic
if any of you lads legitimately want to die just gimme your whereabouts. i'll do it for free
>>29575186
I want to kill, not die
>>29575186
i don't want to die but could you get somebody else for me
maybe just rough em up
>>29575148
>GBP at 31-year low
That dosen't refute my point Greenland went through the same shit for a short period of time when they refused to join the E.U
>>29574516
is there a template of this picture ive seen a few variations now?
>>29575126
>implying corbyn isn't an opportunist collaborator operating within a fascist/bourgeoise party
>>29575202
hello there poleaboo, time for bed you failure
>>29575148
>also, the global financial system is what enables us to live the first-world lives that we live.
>mfw people actually believe this
>>29575152
I may just stay at home
>>29575186
I just want to kill the movie night fags first
>>29574516
>Im gonna have to stay alive for at least 50 years before I can die without destroying my family.
Fuck I cant deal with this. 50 more years of this.
>>29575326
Make it look like an accident, will make it easier on the family.
>>29575295
Yes we would be better under a socialist paradise ruled by feminists and comrade Corbyn until we turn into the next Venezuela
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3BOd8vlRkg
god the labour party are original, they only want to try the same thing that has failed over and over again
>I'll be smarter from now on and spend less for my monthly shopping
>83 pounds
Can't even keep to my word, apparently
>>29575449
20squid a week is fine unless you are wasting money on booze/cigs/takeaways on top
I used to be able to save a decent part of my jobseekers
>>29575396
Not true, they will think he wanted to live and therefor wish to trade places
>first brexit
>now losing to Iceland, a team literally managed by the village dentist, and who had 8% of their entire population turn up to their last football match
I can't take it anymore, any board with flags is suffering right now.
>>29575255
>he doesn't understand entryism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entryism
>>29575444
>god the labour party are original, they only want to try the same thing that has failed over and over again
>he thinks the labour party is socialist
time to fuck off now, weeb amerifag
>>29575546
I just think 83 a month is probably more than I should be speding. I don't drink or smoke so that isn't an issue. It's after my rent, but it's all out of my DLA. I have some disposable income now for a while, but if I had cut down on how much I spend for shopping I'd have more, that's my real problem with it. Granted, at least my DLA is doing its job.
I will probably be an idiot and treat myself to a takeaway later, though. But as long as I'm mindful of how much I have left, I'll be fine.No but really, I should have tried to reduce it to like 60 pounds a month, that'd be nice
is puma coming back?
>>29575611
>trotsky
top kek desu.
imagine actually believing in an ideology that has never produced a single thing in almost 100 years of existence
>>29575694
a right-wing argument against communism
>>29574563
Posting waifu just before I head off to bed.
Goodnight lads, stay comfy
just saw brook shields on facebook and thought she looked hot so i googled her nude and boy do I regret it
I just looked up and there's a million tiny fucking insects crawling all over my ceiling. Luckily the spider that lives in the corner of my room has found his way up there too. Go get em lad
>>29575225
There is a master PSD for it, but its generally maintained by one guy.
Why, what do you want to do to it?
>>29575709
sweet dreams anon desu desu desu
>>29575727
Just did the same, wtf are we gonna be on a list now?
>>29575705
not "right-wing" to defend already and previously existing socialist countries lad.
the ideal of communism has already been worked towards successfully by ideologies other than trotskyism. even fucking anarchism has done more for society.
trotskyism is an ideology that directly supports the oppression of workers through it's ineffective nature
>>29575769
That's really sweet, thank you lad
>finding a woman not satisfied with anything
mourning lads
>>29576117
Good morning
occee
Lost all my muscle and am back to being skinnyfat
whats the point lads?
>>29576359
really need to stop drinking and get running again
>>29576441
Just throw yourself up after every meal, you loose a lot of blood though
>>29576851
tried it, hard work and doesn't make much difference
>>29576867
oh it does for me ~
Gonna just post some shit in the thread i gor nout else to do
desu lad KEK filter this robot
tfw the guy who made these great comfy gifs just makes tiresome trump themed ones now
Poleaboo should follow the example of poker legend Antonio Esfandiari and change his name from Amir to Antonio.
tfw no lovelive qt for late night walks to the offlicence
>live in a house of 6 people
>i had a false rape charge against me back in 6th form after a chick broke up with me, she fucking went around to my classes one day and told all the other girls in class
>one of my closer friends also said he had one in secondary school as well after breaking up with a chick
>turns out another one has too, not sure about how, no details all we know is we were taking the piss winding him up with rape jokes and he got hyper defensive as low and behold he had one too
Fucking toasties man half of my house has had this bullshit, is it impossible for a vagina to break up with someone without lying to people about their ex?
>>29577649
>Fucking toasties man
>>29577649
>RAPE IS THE WORST CRIME EVER!
>"Ya he raped me" (this'll teach him a lesson)
Posting old britfeels /oc/
>>29577695
quality that, love how neat and crisp it looks
not sure about the cucmber though
appreciate these late night threads desu
even if they don't last the night, i like that they still get made
britfeel will never die!
>>29577923
same, really helped me cope when I was a NEET last year
>>29577923
>>29577940
This is my go-to place whenever I have some dumb thought I want to share. I have nobody else to tell them to.
>>29578275
Same, much nicer to share here, good community really, NEET haven
>>29578275
yeah, it's quite nice init
come to the realisation over the past few months that people on here are my only real "friends" in the world
makes me feel a bit depressed and a bit comfy and warm
>>29577923
Nigii always makes them, and people say he doesn't add anything to the britfeel
>>29578386
How do you know?
dickhead
>>29578386
glad someones does anyway, I used to make them when I was a NEET
>>29578469
>tfw the only threads you make are niche fetish threads on /trash/
/NO VALUE/
>>29578411
Filename and newsagent
>>29578386
>Nigii always makes them, and people say he doesn't add anything to the britfeel
Sad but true, i do seem to make a lot off the night time ones.
Whens the best time to go jogging lads?
4am?
>>29578618
yeah orobaly less chance of normies seeing you desu
delete the pictue of my jacket please its windbreaker lad here
That was ages ago, I dont still have it.
Was you the one buying the black one or the white one?
Also why does it matte, wasnt it just a picture of a jacket?
>>29578927
is was the lad buying the white one
you said it wouldn't suit a white person and i'm white, was quite upset desu
actually went to a gig the other week and saw someone wearing the exact same jacket
don't know why it bothers me, just weird that someone out there has a copy of a picture i took
>>29578990
I said does it, not that it doesn't. I've never seen a white person where a white jacket before. That said I pretty much only ever where the same hoodie every day so what do I know?
You know im not the guy who originally posted the black one right? I just pretended to be him to wind him up.
>>29579057
oh right really?
yeah, hard to say whether it suits me or not as i have terrible self esteem, however the guy i saw at the gig looked like a pretty cool normie, and he was white, so i would say so.
wear white jackets quite a lot desu
>>29579202
wouldn't wear something like a white jacket unless i was really confident desu, it can be quite a statement and draw a lot of attention to you
>>29579524
i suppose you're right, most people wearing them are pretty confident
i'm the opposite of confident but i still have no problem wearing them.
think it's because i have a lot of dark coloured t-shirts and black trousers that go quite well with them.
>light outisde
>not even started trying to sleep yet
>>29580061
This has been a daily thing for me for years
>took too much drugs are night
>passed out
>we lost to fucking ICELAND
>BREXIT twice in a week
We wanted this though right guys?
>>29579817
Hey, I was the guy who bought the black one.
Nice jacket init, wish I'd bought the white one as well before it sold out.
This sad cunt >>29579057 made a trip just to take the piss outta me.
>>29578514
>work at 3pm
>awake at 5am
WINNING
>>29580374
alright lad, good to see you.
mine's pretty dirty now. can you just put it in a normal wash or what?
>this is what it's like to be NEET
Not even 6am and I want to kill myself, dunno how you lads do it
>>29580564
Dont know desu, I just wash mine with a sponge/wet wipes as its only ever the front that gets dirty and even then it doesn't really show.
Mine says on the label to wash inside out, make sure all zips are sealed and to wash at 30. also not to iron.
Back lads, over an hour off jogging, not bad.
>>29580374
Its all bants mate :)
>>29581130
Dogs dead now anyway so I don`t even wear it anymore
>>29577451
Sauce on these? I just downloaded (stole) one off a thread last night. Want more.
>>29581130
>Back lads, over an hour off jogging, not bad.
Nice one mate, really need to start running myself. Been neet for 4 months so all I do is sit around at home. It's making me fat. Caught a glimpse of myself while nude in the mirror and was shocked at how much fat I'd put on.
Thinking of torrenting dying light. Is it any good lads?
If I can't send cash and have to apply by post, how do I pay my drivers license fee?
Poleaboo will be off to his laser hair removal consultation in about half an hour
He has shaved and gotten changed
Planned a route that involves the minimum amount of walking
>>29583054
Do it online you tard, it's like 2 bongs cheaper online too.
>>29583054
Poleaboo thinks perhaps by postal order or cheque
>>29583058
Why are you making yourself less of a man you fucking idiot.
>>29583074
I need to send them my certificate, it's my first full licence
>>29583088
This is what I want, I think
>>29583100
Then get your cheque book out. There should be information on the form with who to write the cheque too.
>>29583149
>cheque book
Are you having a laugh?
>>29583144
No it isn't, you know it isn't.
Go see a dom and this weird shit out of your system.
>>29583155
>Are you having a laugh?
No? When you open a bank account, you're given one by them. Go find it.
>>29583176
I opened this account when I was 14 and think I used a cheque once. If I somehow find the fucker will it even still be valid?
>tfw you're going to work and you know you're going to be bored shitless because you're the only mid-20s person working in your department and your going to spend your day serving old people and young mothers, and you'll just be stuck there, trying to find someone somewhat decent looking to lust over to pass the time, whilst also trying to stop yourself literally passing out and shutting down from boredom.
Fuck this. I need a better job soon. Retail is going to kill me, one way or another.
I can't be dealing with hypocritical fickle managers, who bemoan you for acting like an individual, and then try to patronise and suck up to you when you get good feedback despite not actually doing your job differently at all.
It's a goddamn mad-house. My life is a groundhog day.
>>29583187
>will it even still be valid?
Yes, long as you are still using the same bank account, with the account number being the same and all, of course it will be valid.
>>29583164
>No it isn't, you know it isn't.
I think it is now, it's not even a fetish
I could have ignored this appointment, look how early I've had to get up but I forced myself to do it
>>29583215
>I need a better job soon.
Good luck, you'll need it. Literally everyone in retail is telling themselves that.
>>29583215
>Fuck this. I need a better job soon.
If you're only experience is retail jobs you're stuck there forever now.
>>29583215
Civil service anon
Just as boring and the managers are just as retarded, but at least there's often no customers
Starting my trek into central London shortly
#Pray4Me anons
>>29583054
postal order
>>29575737
Lay off the LSD bud
>>29576359
>worked out quite seriously for 2 years
>looked pretty good
>stopped working out for 6 months due to stressful new job
>skinnyfat pleb
Can't deal with it
>bought food for 2 days yesterday
>ended up eating it all yesterday
Going to force myself to not eat today. Even though that's not going to help since my body will go into fat storing mode or whatever.
>>29585010
After one day?
No it won't, it takes weeks/months for that shit to happen, don't fall for /fit/ memes, just eat a very small amount today and continue as you normally would tomorrow
I'm in such a foul mood
my mum fucked my passport application up, I'm off weed, and to top it off my gum is all cut up
I just want to smash everything up
>>29574563
posting waifu before I get up to face the day
>>29574683
some kind of biscuit
>>29585586
>my mum fucked my passport application up
why didn't you do it yourself?
I went into the passport office in London and did it face to face, made a day of it and went to buckingham palace and shit, was great
>>29585628
She just did it on a whim "because I was taking too long" and ordered the one week passport instead of the one day
All this brexit shit is a right giggle
Wasn't bothered either way, but seeing how much it's pissed off the rest of the EU I think it was worth it, the stock markets are bouncing back as well as the sterling, if Scotland want out, let 'em been a drain on our economy ever since their creation I mean let's be honest what do they even contribute?
Genuinely curious
Nigel Farage was enslaved in a Moroccan harem, so IDK if we can take anything he says seriously.
>>29585721
That was Peter Hitchens and it was in Vienna. He took a fat fart right to the face that day while his alpha brother Christopher have the women there the dick.
>>29585696
Buckfast.
RAGNAR'D
>>29585696
>Pissed off the rest of the EU
I don't think it has. It's more like they can't believe we've fucked ourselves so badly.
I'm British but live in Germany, and here Britain is just the butt of jokes now.
>>29585696
Don't expect immigration to slow down if we lose over 5 millions Scots.
>>29575212
Greenland is a part of Denmark that has like 3 Inuits living on it. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>29585809
Think that's only lucrative in cuntland desu, never see anyone drink it here
>>29585863
And we weren't before?
At least we're not the EU's doormat to boot, this is just the fallout things will resume as normal when aagreements are lined up, we haven't even invoked article 50 yet
>>29585898
Immigrants who come here for legit reasons and want to work, contribute and respect our society and culture have never been an issue for me
>>29585981
>And we weren't before?
Nah the UK was pretty respected here before.
>This is just the fallout, things will resume as normal
I wish I could be as optimistic as you. I think very few people are as optimistic as you. My fingers are crossed that you are right and everyone else is wrong.
>been off work for 3 days
>bored as hell already
>>29586023
Only time will tell I guess, how does it effect you being a British citizen living in Germany right now?
Or do you have German citizenship too?
>>29586107
>how does it effect you being a British citizen living in Germany right now?
Right now, it doesn't, and won't for at least two years.
I'm hoping the UK government does a deal with the EU that includes free movement of people. This would mean I'm fine. Either that or Scottish independence into the EU, I was born in Glasgow.
If neither of those come off, I could marry my girlfriend and get German citizenship.
Give me a poleaboo update. Now
>>29586219
Poleaboo is going down to the mosque later to talk to the Imam. He's going to talk to him about his new spiritual practices that he feels bring him closer to Allah.
>>29586241
I want a real update. Poleaboo is too pathetic to ever have the incentive to go somewhere and directly talk to someone he's not obliged.
>>29586286
That's actually an excellent point and made me laugh at how true it is.
I'll try to be more credible when I impersonate him in future.
>Spent my granddad's 8k university allowance before the end of my first year
>Will have to get a part-time job to cover accommodation
>>29586308
Poleaboo is going down to mosque later to seek refuge from the enraged Polish kinsfolk of the lass he stalked.
>>29586383
>this retarded as fuck misinformation
what the fuck
Poleaboo is on the bus back from his laser hair removal consultation
Took 90 minutes, 2 buses and 20 miles of travel to get there
The woman was very nice, put me at ease, didn't have to say much
She told me that my face would look more feminine after removal and asked if that was what I really wanted, didn't pry too much
We did some test patches and on the areas of my face with more dense hair, the laser REALLY hurt, made me jump a bit
Would score the pain 8/10, maybe higher if over a full 20/30 min session
Browsed the nearby ASDA for a bit, no shame looking at womens clothes in an alien town
Need to contact them in a few days, see if there are any side-effects
Will book my full sessions then
I want this
>>29586417
Fuck off, whitey. We wuz knights 'n' sheeit!
>>29586425
>yfw she laughed at you after you left
>>29586425
Christ. This is a depressing tale Poley.
>>29586432
Nah, I know they get a lot of trans clients
Can't oversell how friendly she was and much she put me at ease
>>29586436
Why? Monica wants this, it's all looking up. The good girl will win this time.
How long before Poleaboo stops writing "Poleaboo did such and such" and starts writing "Monica did such and such"?
Poleaboo is on the bus back from his chat with the Imam at the Mosque.
Took 20 minutes to walk there
The Imam was very nice, put me at ease, didn't have to say much.
He said that Allah would send me to Jahannam after putting things up my arse and asked if that was what I really wanted, didn't pry too much
We did some test insertions and when he put huge things up my arse it REALLY hurt, made me jump a bit.
Would score the pain 8/10, maybe higher if over a full 20/30 min session.
Browsed the nearby kebab shop for a bit, no shame looking at donners with a cigarette lighter up my arse.
Need to contact the Imam in the few days, see if there are any side-effects
Will book my full sessions then.
I want this
>>29586481
I am not enjoying these parody posts. You need to find a new angle.
Will Monica ever be attractive?
>>29586481
Poleaboo enjoyed this poorly written post as she is actually thinking of grabbing a kebab on the way home.
>>29586481
>>29586505
Amir is not amused. Sure sign to continue
>>29586544
Cock off!!
>22 and trying to grow a beard
>It's been 2 weeks
>Sideburns don't connect to moustache
>Chin hair doesn't connect to "soul patch"
>Bald patch under jaw on one side of face
:(
>tfw the MILF next door has her undergarments out drying on the clothes line
>>29586653
Sniff them and take photos?
>>29586601
I could grow facial hair from the age of 17, I'm 20 now and there's still a gap in between my chin and jaw.
I'd give it a month then shave it off if it's patchy
Farage needs wiping off this planet
>>29586772
Only thing that needs wiping is his cock across your face
>>29586772
Literally just provoked the whole EU commission into thinking we're all like him
I mean some of his points are valid but theres no need to be a cunt about it
>>29586425
Jesus you are pathetic pakipoo.
>>29586718
What's the point in sniffing them if they've been washed?
>>29586856
Hmm, good point. You're going to have to break into her house and find her dirty washing, mate.
Or just wear them on your head like a hentai.
>>29586902
Do what pakipoo did and wank while sniffing her shoes.
Then proceed ruin your life and become a girl. It's a great wank!
>Just finished my A level exams
>Will probably fail to get into a Russell Group university and have to go to UWE
Employed hours. If you unemployed you should've been up two hours ago putting in applications and printing out more resumes.
>>29586925
>Become a girl
He wishes.
>tfw I want to sniff my crush's shoes but I don't see her much
>>29586822
And to think he was inches from dying in a plane crash
RIP UK, you had a good run
>>29586840
What is so pathetic about being trans?
>>29586962
Nothing but pakipoo isn't trans. We all know that.
Lads, gonna bulk buy alcohol before it rises to 30 quid a litre next budget.
Would you fuck a skinhead slag?
>>29587031
she looks like she works in a factory
>>29586601
>>It's been 2 weeks
you need to fuck right off.
>>29586926
It really doesn't make much of a difference unless you were going to a top 5/10 uni. I'm at UWE as well and if you actually put in effort you can definitely succeed.
>>29586425
I wouldn't mind getting my arse hairs done.
Just so I don't have shitballs sticking to them.
>>29587170
Use wet wipes and wipe properly you disgusting animal
>>29587195
I wipe till I bleed faggot.
the tissue disintegrates and gets stuck in little balls.
Is that anon who was going for his liver test in here? Want to know how fucked he is.
>>29587243
I have jaundice.
>>29587256
you have autism too
>>29587256
FFS SAM
>>29587232
take a shower after you shit, it's what i do. not a big deal since you're only going to shit once a day.
anyone else here addicted to something?
I really need to quit gambling, it's going too far now
>>29586383
why can't you just take out a loan for maintenance costs?
>>29587369
I'm probably addicted to my own pessimism. Like getting into circumstances that'll ultimately just prove it to be correct.
>>29587400
not him but for a lot of people that won't cover rent anyway
The end is nigh lads
I've been awake for 10 hours now lads but I'm already ready for bed, whats wrong with me? I get at least 8 hours sleep a night but I just can't stay awake long.
Today I've been out in the garden doing some planting and tidying so its not like I've been sat in front of the computer all day.
>>29587458
As you get older you get more tired easily. It happens.
>>29587369
used to be a gambling addict
lost about 50 grand overall
managed to quit luckily
Has anyone been to see someone about mental health problems before?
Who did you go to? How long did it take to book? Does it do anything?
>>29586478
Monica is misgendering herself, it must be internalised transphobia
>>29586453
You gonna start harrassing her/filming her while she pees now or something?
>look up crush who rejected me months ago
>she is now more qt than ever
>>29587031
lmao what is that hairstyle? when you want to be a skinhead but dont want to look shit in front-facing photos?
>>29587604
>look up gril who rejected me 11 years ago
>she's off fucking every guy in Australia for the past 2 years
for the best, really
and i tell you - i would love it, i would LOVE IT, if the queen died now
>>29575148
>already back to what it was in Feb
:^)
>>29587643
when does it stop being painful?
>>29587691
I've not made any attempt at a girl since, not sure really
>>29587695
really hope it ends soon lad
>>29587691
when you get yourself a bf
Lads wtf which one to cook a pizza?
>>29587988
just leave it where it is, fan works for basically everything
>>29587988
Fan ovens cook things faster so don't burn your pizza
>fly by myself for the first time
>end up sitting next to rich, drunk oil executive
>he bullies me for the whole flight
i'm the most JUST person who has ever lived
>>29588062
>rich, drunk oil executive
flying first class was yoyu
![adidas-essential-3-stripe-tracksuit-x29352[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ICk9g1u.jpg "adidas-essential-3-stripe-tracksuit-x29352[1]")
Just imagine for a minute..
in typical life you have to worry about, how you look, what clothes to wear, your job, thers a lot of things, its like fighting a constant battle just to exist.
What if..
you got rid of everything, shaved your head so you never have to worry about your hair.
bought a tracksuit and trainers and a pos car.
you would never have to worry about anything ever again. nobody would have any expectations of you. and you could do whatever you want all day.
What would the mental affect of that be?
giving up the last bit of fuck you have left.
>>29588062
Who the fuck gets bullied outside of school?
>>29587604
>see high school crush I was too beta to do anything about in town
>she's incredibly fat now
Dodged a bullet there lads.
>>29588094
I think anyone can get bullied and do often by the people above them in their job.
they need the job and they have to do what that person says. and they cant complain about what they do because they`ll sound like a whiny bitch.
happened to me.
>>29588083
nah, usually people like that end up there - but it was a tiny plane with 12 rows, so there was no first class
>>29588094
that's what makes it so pathetic
>>29588092
really wish i lived in serbia or somewhere like that where 99% of the population do this
>>29588229
whats stopping you from doing it here?
>>29588229
you'd probably get some nice hairy pussy to stick your dick in as well
>>29588265
social norms and expectation
far less people would look down on you over there
>>29587644
BACKLOGGED AND TRACED
REPORTED FOR TREASON!
Poleaboo will be starting HRT tomorrow
>>29588494
>Starting HRT over 16
Enjoy your sucess rate of 0.5% of passing lad.
>Driving instructor cancelled on me for like the 3rd or 4th time
>>29588506
It'll be better than the hell I'm currently living
>>29587644
t. kevin keagan
>>29588506
>Enjoy your sucess rate of 0.5% of passing lad.
be lucky to get an lower second
>>29588525
How many lessons you had Poley? When's your test? Got mine in August think I might fail like I do at everything else, I'm not normie enough to pass.
>>29588581
not poley but i also have my test in august - the 8th specifically
guess it's a pretty common robot activity
i'm actually quite a good driver now, but i fear i will sperg out and fuck up my test, as i do in all high pressure situations
>>29588525
>It'll be better than the hell I'm currently living
It really won't. HRT messes with your mood. You are going to enter true depression.
>>29588581
I've had 15+ lessons
Got 4 more topics to cover, I think
So a test could be 2 months off
What's the website for strawpoll?
>>29588591
Yeah I keep thinking this as well. I have a bad habit of not checking my mirrors though, when slowing down for instance as I can't see how me checking will effect whether someone will smash into the back of me or not. I think I may just fake checking on my test.
I didn't realise the test is actually only about 45 minutes long thought it was 1 hr 30 for some reason.
>>29588610
>You are going to enter true mental illness.
FTFY
>>29588646
Do you know what google is?
>>29588674
No what's the website?
>>29588674
No, what is google? Will it help?
>>29588674
no, what is it senpai
>>29588494
I'm guessing it's random HRT shit you bought online?
>>29588674
No never heard of it lad.
>>29588674
Is that one of those Pornographite websites?
>>29588674
what's that then pal?
>>29588732
It's the same shit
Spiro/Cypro and Estrofem
>>29588674
is it a internet thing
>>29588771
So that's a yes. I figured as much. No doctor would give it to you in your current mental state.
I predict suicide within the next 6 months.
>>29588674
Isnt that the app that can detect what song is playing with your phone?
>>29588674
isn't that one of those big numbers like infinity?
It's the biggest search engine you fucking retarded idiots.
>>29588803
It's the same stuff I'd get prescribed if I did go to a doctor
A lot of people self-med, it's fast than jumping through all the hoops
>>29588834
Anyone want to take bets on suicide method? I say jumping off a bridge desu
>>29588833
Excuse me, I think you'll find that's Ask Jeeves.
>>29588850
he'll want murder suicide but he won't be able to kill anyone so he'll just piss in his dads milk then off himself
>>29587031
l'originaleeee
>>29588674
do tell us then
Kratom got made illegal recently but I didn't expect to be unable to order it online any more. How come you can get benzos on the net (not even dark net) but not kratom? I'm going to get myself addicted to opiates trying to replace kratom in my life god damn it
>>29588803
>>29588850
>>29588863
>poleaboo tries to butterknife his family while wearing a dress
>knife doesn't do anything
>they ask him what hes doing
>he drops the knife and stats talking inane shit about polish women
>his sisters call him a loser
>mum ignores it, shes already dead inside
>dad shouts at him and tells him to get a job
>poleaboo runs back to his room
>posts a story here of how he just 'btfo' of his entire family and his time to die is here
>posts goodbye
I put enough to buy 3 freddos 20 pounds on it.
>>29588994
Where can you get benzos online thats not a scam?
>>29589017
every site on the first page of results when you google "buy xxxxx UK"... its dangerously easy
Poleaboo just dropped 30 quid on some exfoliating pads and a cleanser
>>29588999
I can laugh at this because I know you're just joking, just bantering me
>>29588994
you should of bulk bought like me before the ban
>>29589088
>I can laugh at this because I know you're just joking, just bantering me
It's closer to reality then you like to admit.
Poleaboo just remembered he also needs to buy sunscreen for when he starts laser properly
BREAKING Westminster Bridge closed after 'suspicious vehicle' left near Houses of Parliament.
>>29589253
Some poor fool just left his smart car on the road and the whole city is on alert.
wew lad
Poleaboo phoned up the Mosque to try to talk to the Imam
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YlHCozBv6N
>>29589086
Sounds safe that.
>>29589449
i ain't clickin that shit nigger
>>29589194
>sunscreen
Ah yes. Wouldn't want that shit-skin coloured paki skin to get too dark!
>>29589449
fucking hell that made me cringe
>>29589449
>he answers the phone with some terrorist codeword
Why are these people even allowed here?
Poleaboo has removed one potential mistress (she doesn't do strapon)
The 2 dommes with no feedback though I am warming towards
>>29589449
That wasn't too bad, seems like a decent guy
And you have a Chad like voice, bet you're at least a fucking normie, could feel your confidence
>>29589514
You are not allowed to do anything sexual with blonde white women you fucking subhuman. Know your damn place.
>>29589514
>tribute
Love it when they put this, then get upset about me not paying.
>>29589449
Your best work yet desu.
>>29589514
I know, he was surprisingly non-judgmental considering I was phoning up a mosque to talk about putting things up my arse.
Maybe Islam is the religion of peace after all.
Monica wishes one of you lads would man up and make a proper woman of her. It's going to be a tough time and the emotional support would be appreciated.
>>29589449
made me kek desu famma
>>29589629
I've taken a full commitment to a life of solitude
>>29589449
>English speaking imam only coes on Friday
Fucking country.
>dat voice
Amer looked like he'd have a deeper voice. Either you're a fag, or if that was your girl voice then you need to give up
>>29589577
Makes me wonder what their take on it actually is like. Has to be forbidden as homosexuality surely. Could ask "What if a woman inserts it am I still homosex?"
>>29589678
I'll try to find out on Friday if I remember
>>29589577
>he was surprisingly non-judgmental
After you said it he immediately told you to call back fo the English speaking Imam. He wanted to condemn you but pretended like he just couldn't speak English instead
>>29589722
I think they probably have a rule where you aren't actually allowed to condemn anything unless you are an official Imam.
>>29589449
got chest pains from wheezing with laughter
this is your magnum opus, give up because nothing can top this
Poleaboo loves reading mongs make observations about something they have no clue about. Very impressive.
do not engage with the currywog known as 'pakipoo.' similarly do not engage with its alter-ego 'monika'
>>29589826
>currywog
i like that word
>>29589826
it's MoniCa, shitlord
Monika was the Polish girl
>>29589852
I used to defend you Amir but using her name in a move of mental illness was the last straw.
Poleaboo is shopping for unisex clothing
>>29589863
I need a name and it's as good as any
>Hello, sir. I am with the Youth Commissariat for Internal Affairs.
>I have been tasked with investigating suspect households for reactionary material.
>Do you mind if I check your personal computer, sir?
what do
>>29589863
He's too far gone to defend. Let the HRT do the work and he'll off himself this time next year.
ah yes, monika, the polish girl
it seems her name bears a striking resemblance to 'monica'
hmm, a connection? probably sheer coincidence...
>>29589775
Side note: Poleaboo loves hearing himself talk
>>29588092
shaved my head while I was still at school
doesn't make you care less, rather you shave your head because you don't care to begin with
Why do trannies get pandered to when my mentally ill desire to be 2D is ignored?
>>29589863
I agree.
I used to feel a bit sorry for him, and think he can't help it. I thought he's just young and a bit disturbed and I hoped he could even out eventually.
But using his victim's name in a sick pantomime of femininity is just absolutely disgusting. It's one of the most revolting betrayals I've heard of.
>>29587031
>implying comrade corbo won't redistribute working class gfs
>>29589903
I fully expect a few of you lads to accompany Monica to the cinema and meal before the end
>>29589985
I'd be up for kicking his head in with the lads.
>>29589894
Nothing because Corbyn has been lynched.
>>29590077
and lenin was exiled
what's your point
>>29589969
>But using his victim's name in a sick pantomime of femininity is just absolutely disgusting. It's one of the most revolting betrayals I've heard of.
I don't understand why this offends you so much
People have the right to choose their own name
>>29590109
Because it's disrespectful to a poor girl who you terrorized with your mental illness
How long until Poleaboo contructs himself a monica suit.
>>29590109
Haven't you fucked with her life enough? Now she has to revisit the shit when she finds out you've decided to change gender and use her name.
Lads I need some help.
I don't like to buy toilet paper. It's embarrassing for people to know that I shit and wipe my arse with it.
I used to use kitchen paper instead but my new flat has different plumbing and I keep clogging up the toilet with it, so I've had to stop.
Instead I wipe my arse with an old teeshirt, but it stinks out my house and there aren't any clean bits on it anymore.
What should I do?
I really envy women because they can buy toilet paper and people can assume they just use it to piss rather than to shit.
>>29590200
Bulk buy off Amazon, wear a mask when you collect it
>>29590200
>It's embarrassing for people to know that I shit and wipe my arse with it.
everybody shits laddo
even the queen
>>29590155
Amir genuinely thinks that she is the one who was in the wrong for not accepting his Facebook friend request.
He thinks that is much worse than anything he did to her.
>>29590155
>>29590141
How many times must I tell you, she is not a delicate flower, she is a vindictive bitch
She isn't damaged or scared
Seriously not even memeing these threads are absolute shit now, 90% is literally just some mentally disturbed retard making up stories and now pretending to be a woman
>>29590217
This is a good idea. Never thought of buying it online.
>>29590230
Yeah but I don't want to stand in front of a QT at a check out in a supermarket with a big thing on the conveyor belt that says "I DO BIG STINKING SHITS OUT OF MY ARSEHOLE AND WIPE MY ARSE WITH THIS"
It's demeaning.
>>29590234
You're mixing the two girls up
Monika was just a classmate
Magdalena was the roommate
>>29590254
you need to stop giving so much of a fuck
most girls are actually pretty gross and would probably lick your arsehole during oral sex
>>29590200
bloody hell lad, assuming you're not baiting just use the shower head, which is what I do (if you've got good water pressure)
having hoses on all toilets is something the paki countries get right
either that or stop being a sperg, everyone shits mate get over it
>>29590254
>Yeah but I don't want to stand in front of a QT at a check out in a supermarket with a big thing on the conveyor belt that says "I DO BIG STINKING SHITS OUT OF MY ARSEHOLE AND WIPE MY ARSE WITH THIS"
yeah lad because if that wasn't holding you back she'd be all over you
fucking weapon
>>29589922
my proposition was if you remove all the competition/goals/expectations in your life.
make it so youre just going to stick to this one thing.
give up.
would it lead to a better mental state. because you would have no worries.
>>29582212
Yeah its quite fun as long as theres no one about.
>>29590297
>would probably lick your arsehole during oral sex
I really hate how mainstream rimjobs have became. Now if I ever snag a wife I'll have to live with the fact she massaged big Donald's hairy arsehole with her tongue.
New work laptop has Windows 10
Not too bad desu, should I just upgrade my home one?
>>29587321
I shit 4 times a day
>>29588092
I already do this, but nike not Adidas
>>29590428
I do really fat ones, usally one every two days. It's so girthy I can't shit it out proerply, have to use a screwdriver to smash it up inside me so it can be scraped out.
>>29590482
I eat really healthy but i still have 4 gravy looking ones everyday. Because they are so sloppy I have to get a wet wipe and put soap on it.
>>29590234
How do you feel knowing that she beat you and has 'won'?
>>29590482
the fact that these words exist and were formed by a human is a chilling indictment of the human race
even worse if it's actually true
>>29590200
Go to sainsurrys with a self checkout, buy it there.
>>29590200
You dont use toilet paper when you piss?
What do you do just let the piss run down your leg?
Suppose you could buy flush able wet wipes, cleaner and people use them to wipe deodorant off.
And people use toilet paper to blow there nose.
>>29590690
what the fuck, why are you pissing on your legs? do you have an extra chromosome?
why is everyone in this thread incapable of going to the toilet
Poleaboo is thinking of buying these jeans
are they ok design wise and reasonable priced?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STYLER-MENS-CASUAL-JEANS-IN-LIGHT-DENIM-/181949140232?var=&hash=item2a5d038d08:m:mcexCRpGeej9gBfuAc6ch4w
If I tell my GP about my suicidal thoughts will he send me to the loony bin? Or is that only an American thing?
>>29590752
Nothing will happen apart from him maybe shilling mentally crippling anti-depressants.
>>29590732
they are pretty autistic to be honest with you senpai
>>29590752
>If I tell my GP about my suicidal thoughts will he send me to the loony bin?
No.
>>29590752
He may recommend you visit a specialized team and then you sit through meetings forever to determine whether you're depressed and whether it's serious. Then they either brush it off or give you more pills.
>>29590775
Could you pick some nice ones out for me?
>>29590732
They look horrible.
>>29590711
After you piss theirs still some drops left, if you dont squeeze them out and wipe them they run down your leg you twat
>>29574516
Been offered a meningitis/ septicaemia vaccine. Worth it or will Jews fuck me up?
>>29590798
http://www.topman.com/en/tmuk/product/clothing-140502/mens-jeans-140508/black-stretch-skinny-jeans-4088611?siteId=%2F12555
http://www.topman.com/en/tmuk/product/clothing-140502/mens-jeans-140508/black-stretch-skinny-jeans-4088611?siteId=%2F12555
>>29590882
not poley but i'm wearing these exact jeans right now kek
they're pretty nice desu, one of my few items of clothing that quite like
>>29590732
Why you buying them anyway?
Thought you just wore comfy pants?
>>29590882
I'm not sure I can do skinny jeans until I lose a bit more weight
I'm not overweight but still a little self conscious
>>29590933
Dad is making me buy clothes for Eid, he even paid
Mummy gifted me a jacked and trainers on my Birthday so it's just jeans I need to find
Will probably just go for those topman jeans
>>29590925
I hate skinny jeans just thought it would be funny to see poleaboo in some tight jeans
>>29590732
http://www.topman.com/en/tmuk/product/clothing-140502/mens-jeans-140508/levis-511-blue-slim-jeans-5518961?bi=0&ps=20
>>29590965
>it was a joke
I was about to buy them
Assuming this is a joke too?
Too expensive anyway
>>29590960
>Mummy
......
Post the jacket and dont buy skinny jeans you will look a fag t b h mate
>>29591004
No slim jeans will look fine on your curvy figure, give us a price?
>>29591011
It's a black jacket
Quite small and gay/stylish looking
>>29591039
50 quid max
>>29590960
>Dad
>Mummy
How old are you? I stopped using these when I was in my teens, only children call their parents by mum/dad instead of their actual names.
>>29590960
You won't be allowed in the Mosque at Eid after that abusive phone call you made about putting stuff up your anus Poleaboo.
>>29591112
>How old are you?
Turned 25 last week
>only children call their parents by mum/dad instead of their actual names.
Don't believe this
Thread smells of dirty paki shit
>>29591145
>Turned 25 last week
Jesus, fix your life.
>>29591062
wow, should spend around 200 on jeans
Any off these will look fine on you
http://www.riverisland.com/men/jeans/slim-jeans/dark-blue-wash-dylan-slim-fit-jeans-278294
http://www.riverisland.com/men/jeans/slim-jeans/dark-blue-wash-dylan-slim-fit-jeans-286749
http://www.riverisland.com/men/jeans/slim-jeans/mid-blue-wash-dylan-slim-fit-jeans-290533
http://www.riverisland.com/men/jeans/slim-jeans/black-tumbled-dylan-slim-fit-jeans-294731
http://www.riverisland.com/men/jeans/straight-jeans/dark-blue-wash-dean-straight-jeans-294025
http://www.riverisland.com/men/jeans/straight-jeans/mid-blue-wash-dean-straight-jeans-293627
http://www.riverisland.com/men/jeans/straight-jeans/mid-blue-dean-straight-jeans-288547
>>29590364
no, pressure to be successful doesn't come from society it comes from your genes
my brother tried pretty much this and he's unhappy in life
even if you totally shut yourself out from the outside world and become and ascetic hermit, the desire to have a better, more comfortable life and more importantly to breed is still there
just my view though desu lad
>>29591112
Shouldn't use them when you are a teen.
However pole is using em ironically
>helping out pakipoo
baka
>>29591115
There are like 5 large mosques within a square kilometre (or less) of each other here
>>29591162
That's why I'm transitioning
>>29591170
Thanks for the help
Guess I'll buy these ones?
http://www.riverisland.com/men/jeans/straight-jeans/dark-blue-wash-dean-straight-jeans-294025
>>29591200
>However pole is using em ironically
haha yeah
>>29591237
>That's why I'm transitioning
kys
>>29591237
>There are like 5 large mosques within a square kilometre (or less) of each other here
God, I'm so fucking proud to be English....
>>29591298
It's manchester, what did you expect?
>>29574563
Posting waifu and hoping for my hypervalent silicon chemistry to just magically work overnight
>>29591218
Bluku bye bye
>>29591237
Worst ones but if they are the ones you want go for it
>>29591314
>what did you expect?
England to be for the English...
>>29591355
Nice joke senpai. Too late for that now.
>have one gf in my life
>she leaves me for a paki
>finally get my chance at revenge
>vote leave in brexit
>check her facebook account
>still "in a relationship"
when is pakipoo going to jail so we can have comfy threads back
Who else got soaked by the storms today?
I looked like a drowned rat. I only popped out for 5 minutes to pick up my pizza order from Da Vinci's
>>29591404
September 17th at the latest
>two loud bangs at my front door
>go downstairs
>no one at front door
>assume its some wronguns playing knock down ginger but this was during the storm
>>29591484
I have to go now to get milk for my mums bf
Nigii cant imagine being 25, I don't think ill live that long
>>29591556
Please stop posting. At-least there's humor in Amir's tragedy due to how it keeps snowballing in absurd ways. Yours is just a depressing window into a loser who's too scared to stand up to the man who beats his mum.
>>29591556
There's something about this post that legitimately saddens me.
>>29591556
>I have to go now to get milk for my mums bf
what
>>29591542
>knock down ginger
can tell from this poverty-tier regional slang that you are from a genuine shithole desu lad
If you're a morbid cunt like me you anons will love Sword and Scale podcast. Has interviews with killers, confessions, phone calls to police etc.
Some really fucked up crimes on there like a mom who put her baby in a microwave form 90 seconds, grown ups telling their stories about being abused as kids, kids killing parents etc.
Worst one was this dad telling how he used a gimp mask on his son to cut off his breathing and watching him go blue in the face.
http://podbay.fm/show/790487079/e/1408078912?autostart=1
>>29587169
What are you studying at UWE?
>>29591680
What do you call it? We call it knock knock ginger where I live.
>>29591585
When have I said that? He's a cunt but he's not like my real dad.
And I've stood up to loads of people so don't go there, doubt you'd be able to handle the life I've had.
>>29591657
He needs milk for his coffee and wants me to go
>>29591762
This is real shitty bait.
Lets go back to talking about pakipoo, that's better then this.
>>29591754
Not him but i call it knock door run
>>29591754
ding-dong dash
because we have doorbells here so don't need to knock on doors
It's called cherry knocking where I live.
Never heard it with ginger in the name? What's ginger got to do with it?
>>29591680
fuck off cunt, we call it knock-down ginger here in Weybridge which isn't actually a poor area.
>>29591868
just such a shit name
sounds like you are from the 1950s or something and still use rhyming slang
>>29591822
Ah, very high class sounding.
>>29591843
you knock on someones door then push over the token fat ginger kid so he gets the blame.
>>29591898
it's a game for scally children to terrorise OAPs, of course it isn't going to have a fucking "classy" name
the point is, nobody knocks on fucking doors in the first world, they use doorbells
The domme responded to my question in a strange way, I'm not sure I have the bottle to see her anymore
Might just email her from another account
>Last question, how do YOU distinguish between humiliation and degradation?
>What a strange question. Ok, I'll play along - For me humiliation is more verbal and can be subtle - Degradation is more physical and visceral. How would you distinguish between the two Pol boo?
I think she was my favourite
>>29591754
Cherry knockin' desu
>>29591898
>he thinks being rich suddenly makes you high class
>he still believes in the class system in britain
>he doesnt realise the only high-class family left are the royals
>he actually thinks rich people (especially young) dont take illicit drugs regularly.
Gentle reminder : the UK is fucked
Think I might bail out now before article 50 is invoked
>>29591963
>Might just email her from another account
Fucking amazing. Instead of booking you are now going to spend weeks switching emails and only talking to her.
Lads what cleaning products are good for getting a semen stain out of an office chair?
I-I'm asking for a friend
Lads help I can't stop spending my money on useless shit.
>>29591963
it was an odd question from you to be fair. Most questions she gets are "How tight is ya snatch luv?"
Not a question like "What is the difference between true love and the Girlfriend experience you offer?"
>>29592068
tip-ex
>>29592099
Tell me about it
bl0c
>>29592019
might as well move to india, lads
at least your money is worth more there
>>29592124
This.
Most get asked a few questions about what they want to do during the bookings, others ask questions like this guy said >>29592124 '"How tight is ya snatch luv?". Those are usually blocked by as time wasters.
Your question was weird as fuck and i'm surprised she didn't block you.
>>29592163
>paying money to see a cuck
>>29592163
>Going to see Louis Cuck King
Why mate?
>>29592195
>>29592197
Because obviously I'm a tremendous cuckold myself and if I had a qt gf I'd let her have sex with as many African-American men as she wanted
>>29592178
She's new as fuck
Became qualified around 1 month ago
>>29592099
I'm probably worse:
>Spent 500 quid on 3 old comic books
>Spent 450 quid on pokemon cards about 3 years ago
>Spent 200 quid on escorts
>Buy a shit tonne of vidya I never play
>Buy Blurays and TV series I never watch
>Spend about 100 quid a month on comics
Think I am just buying stuff to distract myself from the fact I am so empty inside...or I just like buying things.
>>29591617
Why?
>>29591779
Not bait but I agree
>>29592263
>Think I am just buying stuff to distract myself from the fact I am so empty inside
that's why they keep you empty, m8
>>29592263
>Spent 450 quid on pokemon cards about 3 years ago
Do you actually play the TCG? I'm praying that you say yes or my inner Jew isn't gonna be triggered so hard.
>>29592260
That doesn't mean she's brand new to escorting. Don't act like you know anything about punting when you haven't even seen an escort yet.
Escorts make new accounts all the time. Sometimes they get bad rep on one so they make another one, there are other sites too, they can work in agencies or brothels etc. Street walking is a thing too.
>>29592263
>Spent 200 quid on escorts
So like 2? Step it up son.
>>29592318
She's not an escort, she's a domme with her own website and only 22 years old
>>29592366
Then fucking book already so we can move on from this chapter of your pathetic life.
>>29592264
lol
oceee
Other girl
>Hi,
>Perfect for me, I've put it in my diary. To make our time together as pleasurable as possible, it would be good to know some of the things you're into.
>I will also need to know how long you intend for our fun to last.
>A one hour session should do unless there are any discounts.
>I'm into humiliation/degradation, strap-on play, slave training and foot/stocking worship.
>Might want to try facesitting.
>From your profile "unusual and creative games for my pleasure" sounds interesting.
>Hello,
>Great, sounds like a good mix of fun. See you next week :)
>>29592296
No I collect them, I collect all the original ones. I have the whole set of the older ones. Sold a few on Ebay this year, one card went for 60 quid on its own, made like 140 quid off of 6 cards in the end.
I suppose if I keep them long enough I could sell them for a lot. Have a few of the old packs unopened which go for 15 quid on ebay now.
>>29592359
Yeah 2 and I included train and taxi fair. So I really spend 160 on them. 100 quid on the first one was the worst money I've ever spent, basically paid 100 for a shit handjob which I could have done better.
>>29592432
What pokemon where those 6?
>>29592467
Dark Charizard 60 quid
Dark Blastoise 20 quid
Dark Magneton 16
and 3 other dark cards from the Team Rocket set. Have a complete collection of Team Rocket, Forest, Base set, and Fossil. dunno how much that is worth.
>>29592366
You have been talking about this for a while now.
>>29592660
It's a life defining moment. Will Allah give the good guy a happy experience for once or is he right that the whole world needs to suffer with him.
>>29590874
take it or you'll develop autism
>>29592660
>Ahh don't worry, it's important you get what you're looking for - otherwise what's the point?
>Let me know exactly what you are into - I like specifics.
>I'm free from 4pm on Saturday, does that work for you?
I'm going for it lads
Except I tried to get the 21 year old to meet me on the Friday
Gonna have to make a big choice
>>29590874
No, don't take it. It's designed to give you autism.
>>29592717
Fucking hurry about it, this is getting really boring now.
Wow lads, this is truly a rpllercoaster week for me. Friday night//Saturday Morning took MDMA with NEET friends I used to know from college 3 years ago (weird experience) Handed my notice, really didn't see it coming. I'm 21 now, friends that went to Uni are all going to embark on careers and here I am totally fucked, thinking of either going to Uni (no idea what to study though) or joining the military (no idea which) as a way to avoid being a NEET for any long period. Good plan?
>>29592366
>>29589514
Stop making collages and go for it lad. If you put too much weight on it and stress over it too much, you will get disappointed and may get performance anxiety:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50120.0
There is also a massive topic about not being able to get it up or getting soft constantly during.
>>29592717
So which two are you going for post profiles please. Want to judge it.
>get a Maccies
>only get one bbq sauce tub
Brexit has fucked up everything lads
>>29592901
>retarded baby-talk garbage
Auscuck detected.
Has anyone been saving the britfeel thread main images over the months it has been in existence? It would be interesting to see the evolution.
>>29592901
Fuck now i'm hungry
>>29591754
Kock-a-door run
>>29592901
Your Mc-Freedom-fries look anemic if I may say. How do you rate the tendies?
My clothes still aint dry, milk is nice though
>>29593070
>tendies
please don't
>>29591963
what's weird about it?
Just sounds she thinks ones verbal and ones physical
>>29593118
Poleaboo doesn't like the verbal part. He wants to be beat up only. He likes the idea of ball torture.
>>29593070
the chicken selects are quite nice
>>29593116
Normies should fuck off
>>29593138
>He likes the idea of ball torture.
So you were going to get them cut off?
>>29593138
just tell her that then....... I don't see the problem, you're paying her for this
>>29593206
Poleaboo thinks telling her defeats the point of this. He wants to walk in the room and be kicked in the balls without saying anything.
I phoned up the passport office and I can ask for a 1 day fast track while I'm down there
crisis averted
Lads lets predict what happens to Poley on his first strap on escort session.
>Poley walks in
>"That will be 100 for the 1hr"
>Poley hands it over hands shaking
>"Don't be nervous"
>"poleaboo is just excited"
>"...okay"
>She bends you over the bed without much lubing
>she shoves it in and Poley starts to tear up at the pain
>His legs go limp and shake
>3 minutes in "c-can I just g-go home please, think this was a mistake"
>"okay"
>Leaves and feels like shit
Can honestly see it turning out this way.
>>29593243
Its not going to happen then is it. Tell her you're fine with being emasculated and the balls arn't out of the question. Maybe she'll put you in a cage.
>>29593268
>sits at home
>writes a fake green text
>fucks a goat
>dad walks in
>fucks the goat from the front
>>29592790
It's the 21 and 22 year old from here >>29589514
>Ahh don't worry, it's important you get what you're looking for - otherwise what's the point?
>Let me know exactly what you are into - I like specifics.
>I'm free from 4pm on Saturday, does that work for you?
-
4pm Saturday works for me.
What's the address? all I can find is that it's in Eccles.
I'm not 100% sure what I'm into, just that
I'd like to worship your feet (both with and without stockings)
I want to be fucked with a strapon
Humiliation/degradation - I think I'd prefer degradation as it's more extreme it's more likely to make me feel something.
I guess if you could work in some faceslapping, OTK spanking and body worship into a one hour session that wouldn't go a miss either. They're just things I'd like to try but I'm not really that into them.
Regarding an outfit, a "Pretty little-girl dress" as described on your website.
Yeah, I know it doesn't really seem to fit the contents of the session I'm requesting, it's interesting though but if you'd rather not that's fine.
Absolutely no idea what kind of role play/scenario I'd want, if any.
>>29593268
>Pakipoo knocks
>she opens the door
>she takes one look at him and shuts
>pakipoo comes back home and tells us how he she looked diffrent in the picture and how he just walked away
>>29593025
yea, someone has them. but the files a bitch to upload cos its to big.
>just discovered theres a Wallace and gromit ride at blackpool.
now that's what I call british.
>>29593138
Poleaboo just wants something extreme, something that will make him feel something
He's bored of Humiliation POV videos
SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON here again lads.
Well my line manager backtracked on my sacking today lads, said he can only put me on a 'performance improvement plan' rather than outright sack me, but moving to another part of the business is one of the conditions.
They must REALLY hate me lads, eh? Kek.
Well I thought, fuck them. Fuck the self-imposed slave wagies and I'm gonna move to spain, set up a boiler room and sell land to vulnerable OAP baby boomers that cucked the millennials out of home ownership, and thried to fuck us by making us rent their properties. See who's driving a Ferrari and owns a secluded mansion in 24 months time Mr fucking Shekelstein, keep driving your shit '13 reg Astra and dutifully paying a mortgave that keeps you a good little wagie bollox.
>>29593243
She's never do that cbt is very specific consent wise and you'd have to tell her you want it.
>>29593352
I would recommend no fap for a week prior to you going. If you look at too much porn or fap too much you could get performance anxiety and not get it up. Although judging by your message you don't look like you want to jizz.
>>29593325
Get her to talk to you with a polish accent
>>29589449
Phahahahaha
Fucking hell good effort mate. I hope you called his mosque and they took down the name
>>29593411
Bored now
Pics of voluntary poverty or GTFO
>>29593419
>you don't look like you want to jizz.
Not really
She's a domme not a prostitute
She can finish me off with her feet or with the strapon if I'm lucky
>>29593445
>Pics of voluntary poverty
What do you want to see?
I'm not poor. But I'm not rich enout to buy a Ferrari. My life savings are just short of GBP27,000; but that is living in a room in my dads gaff for two years, with no life whatsoever and no luxuries.
>>29593558
>What do you want to see?
You said you would go off the grid and become rich by thieving cars and such.
Post actions
>>29593414
>cbt
Cognitive behavioural therapy? I didn't realise being kicked in the balls was an option when I was having counselling.
6th day of being unemployed
seen 3 movies today
took a siesta from about 3 to 5 too
>>29593168
Americunts should be lynched.
>>29593426
Poleaboo's also requested that she use the name Monica for the session but didn't want to bring it up due to all the whiteknights she has in these threads.
>>29593591
>You said you would go off the grid and become rich by thieving cars and such.
Still planning; I have to work an 2 month notice mate. I'm eyeing up company vehicles and I plan to order several GPS tracking devices.
>>29593411
>said he can only put me on a 'performance improvement plan' rather than outright sack me
I thought this might happen. Since you've been there for over two years they need a good justification to sack you. That means there has to be documented warnings, etc.
The performance improvement plan is part of the plan to sack you.
It's just so that they have a few documents that say
>He was put on a performance improvement plan
>Performance didn't improve
>Sacked
Basically just their way of covering their ass. You should still expect to be out of a job soon.
>>29593774
>get sacked
>keep working for 8 more weeks
lol faggot
>>29593774
>I have to work an 2 month notice mate.
That's not how it works. If you quit you need to work out your notice. If they sack you then it just means they need to pay you for the notice period.
You're getting taken for a chump.
>>29593702
Why don't you go and fuck an actual Polish hooker?
There must be thousands of them.
>>29593777
Firstly nice trips. Secondly:
>The performance improvement plan is part of the plan to sack you.
Completely. I will dispute their plan when they present it, I will not sign it, claim there are no facts to back it up and mention 'unfair dismissal'. I'm aiming for a pay off desu.
>>29593806
>>29593831
STFU stupid cunts.
>>29593325
>Yeah, I know it doesn't really seem to fit the contents of the session I'm requesting, it's interesting though but if you'd rather not that's fine.
You're paying for you fucking moron. Don't end it with 'if you'd rather not that's fine.' She if offers something you can ask for it.
This is a service you are paying for.
>>29593863
>fuck the system, imma become an outlaw
>y'know, right after I finish complying with my employer's procedures for leaving the company
>because I'm a rebel, but not THAT much of a rebel
>>29593831
Because it was never sexual with the Polish girls. Do you idiots ever listen?
>>29593411
Your story was interesting but now it's boring.
You should try something else when you get better at writing.
>>29593702
>Poleaboo's also requested that she use the name Monica for the session but didn't want to bring it up due to all the whiteknights she has in these threads.
She's going to know you're a weirdo with out a doubt now.
>>29593900
>Your story was interesting
Glad I entertained you lad.
>>29593863
Record all conversations on your phone too.
I used to work with a guy who got sacked after years for basically nothing at all, they claimed that his role was being made redundant but then they replaced him.
He was clever enough to record the whole conversation. He got a big pay off out of it, much more than they were trying to give him. I think he ended up with over 20k, although he was there for six years.
>>29587508
that or diabetes
>>29593889
It's a fake story mate.
This general is now fake blog stories galore.
>>29585010
Can't do it lads. Hungry as fuck, how am I going to last the night like this.
>>29593956
I believe that a guy here was a civil engineer and then got sacked. It's a really robot thing to happen. Going to uni, go through a stem degree, get a job and then get sacked for not being able to get along with people.
The bit I obviously don't believe is that he's going to steal cars and get into crime, but he isn't saying he's done it, only that he has a fantasy about it. Which, again, seems pretty likely for someone from here.
>>29593991
Nah, just the way writes about, has started a trip etc. It's a story, and not even a good one.
>>29587550
When I was 19 I booked a doctors appointment and said that i didn't have depression but I couldn't feel any sort of happiness. I wasn't unhappy I just didn't feel any emotions.
They got me to fill out a depression questionnaire and wouldn't give me meds because I was too young. They also got me too see a guy every two weeks. He just wanted to know if I had suicidal thoughts or not mainly. Only went once and gave up on it.
>>29590482
I now have the mental image of you scraping shit out of your arsehole with a screwdriver.
Thanks for that. Thanks a lot...
>>29594006
I choose to believe that if someone was going to make up a story they'd add at least one interesting detail.
Like saying he got sacked for smearing his cum on the toilet seats in the ladies or something.
>>29593666
Started drinking yet?
Think I started about 1 hour after being made "redundant"
>>29594048
Obviously the only place to go after getting sacked is the pub.
I've been sacked three times in my life and every time I went to the pub. I remember once my boss even says "I suppose you're headed to the pub, that's what I'd do if I was you"
>>29593984
You can live for 3 weeks without food, stop winging
>>29594039
>I wasn't unhappy I just didn't feel any emotions.
Nail on the head
The thing is that I'd have to transfer GPs to do it and I'd rather not have to explain to my mum why I suddenly need to go to the doctor
>>29594045
>add at least one interesting detail.
The wanting crime part is supposed to be his interesting detail.
>>29594261
That's just a standard delusion though.
>>29591737
Law. What about yourself?
If you do end up at UWE, the campus is actually quite decent, bunch of developments going on
Lads what do I do?
For some reason starting last week everytime I go outside for a cigarette I am attacked by Seagulls.
>>29594465
Burn the fuckers with the end of your cigarette every time they get close to you. Make them feel pain
>>29577508
where do I find smart qt's? all I see is a terrible mix of fat/moron/tumblr
>>29594465
do you live near a school? Kids might have fed them crisps so they learn to attack people expecting them to drop crisps
>>29594507
no i'm not allowed within a mile of a school
>>29594495
>>29594507
There's a school at the end of the street but this is mad.
I've lived here for two years and never had this.
But now whenever I go out the second I light up one of the cocksuckers starts swooping at me and calling for his mates.
>tfw getting really anxious about nothing in particular
>>29594465
Get an air rifle and shot the flying vermin.
>>29594580
I can kind of relate. I get terribly anxious over nothing, the smallest of responsibilities hangs over me like dread. I end up playing vidya or binge watching a series just to escape reality, then when I'm lying in bed all the anxiety comes at once and I panick about everything
>>29594580
>>29594649
I know that feel. And then when i do fuck something up I basically stop operating as a normal human
>>29594611
nha next time they come at you take a bag of rice out and pour it on the floor
it expands in their stomach and kills them
New thread? When laddos???
>>29595023
This was the last ever, hope you enjoyed it.
>>29595023
Here you go mateys
>>29595279
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