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Really should have a thread up by now lads edition
>>29562250
Wanker Wanker Wanker
I made one at 8 but no one replied.
On a side note post waifus.
>Recruitment consultants never at their fucking desk when I call
I JUST WANT AN ADMIN JOB REEE
>>29562436
Who's best girl and why is it Akane?
Poleaboo would never work at a kebab shop. He's meant for greater things, you mud-eaters would never understand.
If you haven't already saved this photo, do. It's going to be useful later
weeaboo trash reporting in
>>29562436
I'm not really sure what to do with myself today
>>29562647
>an example of what we could spend the money on instead
> a promise
Why are remainians so stupid?
I once phoned Samaritans because I was gonna an hero at uni, but they didn't answer.
>>29562700
Don't you also want the 350m to be spent on the NHS though? You voted leave presumably so that this country could prosper.
>>29562718
Not really. I couldn't give a fuck about >muh nhs
>>29562890
small minded opinion of a typical leaver
>>29562718
No, why the fuck would I want that to happen. An extra 50m a week is generous enough considering it is functioning well already (yes it is). We didn't want to withdraw from the EU for the NHS only.
UK population set to plummet by 20% as EU workers deported.
>tfw bored shut in neet
>>29563020
i do ktfb
zip zop boodily bop
>>29562700
With that level of word play, should considering being a politician. 9/10
I drank a shitload of champagne, smoked a load of weed and ate a load of shit food last night
Feeling sick as fuck and I need to go out soon
Not a good feel
just want to be a kid again lads
I miss school, I miss my dad, I miss when things were going well, when I got to go to legoland and looked forward to christmas and birthdays, when I had no responsibilities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5tWMdoQdg
I just want to go back
>>29562713
hahahahaha
fofods
hey lads does anyone else think we faffed the dogs bollocks on this whole brexit thing
>>29563067
u cant mate
get over it
>>29563045
goodbye EU
only got about 4 hours sleep
going to go take a cheeky nap i think~
will someone tuck me in :3
>>29563067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
I know that feel mate. I miss the carefree naivety when you didn't even know what was going on, you were just happy.
>>29563137
fucking hell, I'm not the biggest fan of limmy but this sketch always makes me sad
so many memories of playing footie, getting old boys to buy us booze from the corner shop
Why aren't you /nofap/ yet? It legitimately makes you feel more alpha.
>>29562436
Here for waifus.
Didn't sleep much and I have a bunch of work to do today. Not very happy about that
> go out drinking with friends for first time
> one guy is in a bad situation, has nowhere to stay
> offer for him to sleep on my floor
its 7 am and this cunt is still asleep snoring. I really dont want to wake him up, but I want him to gtfo so I can watch anime.
Why did I go outside, its like I caught a parasite
>>29563273
>Why aren't you /nofap/ yet?
I can't, I just can't. I've tried so many times but can't go longer than a day. I have zero self control.
>>29563299
just start making some noise, hoover or clean the kitchen or something to try and wake him up, offer a cup of tea/coffee to get him mobile then send him on his merry way
>>29562509
>You will never have a hard drink and a cig with S2 Akane
>>29562480
Does the person who answers the phone say they'll find out if they're around, then mute the phone for a second and then tell you they're in a meeting?
If so they're just pretending and don't want to take your call.
>>29563273
how many days is the peak at? looks like it goes bad after
>>29563273
Having an orgasm every day is better than feeling slighly more alpha, alone in my room which I am 90% of the time.
I really wish I still wanted to transition with all my heart
I don't understand why I don't desire it anymore
Maybe it's because of Ramadan?
Might just pursue laser hair removal anyway, regardless of transitioning or now, I hate having a beard
>>29562538
You understand
I have seen adverts for help in paki owned fast food places/restaurants and ignored them
>>29563273
Ah, that maybe explains it
I hadn't been masturbating for a while, my T levels increasing making me feel more like a male
Rather live as a NEET then serve as a wageslave
>>29563489
still going to see that domme?
Have 2 bowls of cookie crisp
What are you lads up to on this fine monday
>>29563137
Went to a childhood home the other week after about 15 years. It used to be proper grotty. Kind of place that had metal boards on the windows because no one wanted a council house there. However, I had some of the happiest times of my life there and I knew all the locals except the odd druggies who kept to themselves except when asking for 10p
When I went back, it was completely different. All the houses were nice. Expensive cars outside them. There was even some fucking "For Sale" signs. At the back, there used to be a small sports center with massive fields. Acres of them, and it was even maintained. The locals used to use it during bonfire night, and some silly royal festivals when the sports center didn't use it. Me and my buddies used to play football, climb the few trees that were there, and other stuff
They of course concreted the whole fucking lot of it and stuck lego houses there. The library was shut down. The 2 corner shops, became 1 corner shop. All the local pubs are gone. The 2 English chippies are gone. Would have thought someone would turn one into an Indian/Chinese, but nope.
I know nostalgia can never truly live up to the reality, and I was expecting that... but it's like they beat it to death, set it on fire, and used their piss to put out the flames
>>29563521
you mean had right ????????
>>29563458
The peak occurs at about a week. After this levels plateau but remain higher than they would be with regular masturbation.
>>29563515
Cancelled
Haven't got the nerve to check my phone for her response
Pretty sure she's used to "flakes" anyway
What gave me the final push to cancel it was that a prettier and younger domme and replied to my message (more expensive though)
21 year old blonde white girl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 24 year old slightly chubby half Filipino
Doesn't matter that she's half the price and A LOT more experienced
>>29563525
didnt read LOOL
>>29563556
>l'm a spaz LOOL
>>29563562
FUCKIN TRIGGERED
LOOOOOL
>>29563574
Sorry mate! I'll be more sensitive to your feelings in future
Got to get a hair cut today at the barbers lads.
Dreading it desu
>>29563604
what are you going to say when the ask what you do?
>>29563604
I've been going to the same barber since I was kid. He's always really pleased to see me and lends me books that he thinks I'll like. Going to miss him if I ever move away.
>>29563533
no
i have them in front of me
>>29562965
(no it isn't)
Sorry mate, my other half is a Doctor, if you think it's running well you're in for a hideously rude awakening in a few years.
We're leaving for Scotland next year as a matter of fact, those new contracts are going to drive a lot of Doctors away. Scotland isn't adopting them, and it wouldn't matter so much but honestly there is massive understaffing on a daily basis and every single Doctor works around 10 hours a week for no pay.
>>29563651
How can the pay be bad when there's a doctor shortage?
>>29563521
Off into Soho to check out a restaurant I've been meaning to try for a while
>>29563489
>I don't understand why I don't desire it anymore
Because it was just a sick fetish. Now you've had your wanks to the full it's disgusting
>>29563712
I thought the point of these threads was to share random thoughts and feelings.
>>29563747
sorry mate
you're right actually
i'll delete that post x
>>29563612
C-can I have a 2 at the back and sides and errm...a t-trim on top
>>29563752
what about when he asks you where you work?
>>29563671
i've always heard of soho, dont even know where it is. All i know is its really poor and flooded with hipsters
Poleaboo is watching bargain hunt
>>29563752
That's what I used to get before deciding to grow it out
Now just get a 2 on the back and sides
>>29563796
>Really poor
Probably one of the wealthiest areas of the UK
>Flooded with hipsters
Close. It's actually flooded with gays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQp_OWKCW9U
>>29563761
>So what do you do?
>I'm a student actually
>Got anything on for the weekend?
>Umm....j-just a quiet one at home I guess
>>29563761
Do you remember that tripfag cunt BritNormie who used to post in here?
When randomers like a hair dresser ask me about my life, I just answer imagining that I am him, based on the stuff he used to say in here.
It works quite well.
>>29563273
nofap is bunk science and wholly founded on lies. At best you have been brainwashed, at worse you are trying to exploit very vulnerably people. That image you have posted came from one highly flawed Chinese study that has never been replicated. It is pushed by Christian zealots to stop people masturbating.
>>29563932
what if they ask questions you dont have answers to?
>>29564003
No one ever has. People only ask really superficial questions in situations like that, no one is going to go in-depth. They don't actually care, they are just trying to make conversation.
Looked at the news headlines.
its all horror shock horror
read through the articles
they don't actually say anything
in the end, nothing interesting happened today, its just a normal, quite fine day.
What would you guys say to an American who wants to visit the UK
>>29564080
>in the end, nothing interesting happened today, its just a normal, quite fine day.
>20 members of the shadow cabinet resign
>>29564107
depends what you want to see
>>29564121
I want to see something new
I'm from new England and never been abroad, too a road trip to new Orleans once though
>>29564107
I'd say that now is a good time because the pound is low against the dollar.
But you still aren't going to find any bargains if you're used to American prices, especially in London.
>>29563303
Don't worry about that, man, it's not as if it really helps you in anyway.
>>29564189
It's more to do with my porn addiction then the pseudo science of doing no fap mate.
No fap may be psuedo-science
But I still feel tired and lazy for about 2 hours after I fap, and when I do no-fap it makes it easier to get out of bed in the morning. It also makes me well better in bed when I do fuck a woman.
>>29564205
How many times do you wank? If it's just once every day I don't think that's an issue
>>29564231
>when I do fuck a woman
Kek, get a load of this player
I fucking hate alcohol
>>29564241
Twice usually
>>29564241
The guy's real problem is the porn addiction. The masturbating is just a side-effect.
>>29564121
that image is dumb, it predicts a no change situation. wouldn't believe a 5 year prediction.
today its only $1.345, that's not the end of the world.
labour shadow cabinets, and whats changed?
its a pretty okay day.
youre being reeled In by headlines
>>29564287
It's easy to be relaxed when you have no money, and therefore nothing to lose anyway.
Those of us with substantial investments have reason to be concerned.
>>29564146
see London, if you want to go to the countryside then go there
but go to London
>>29563846
guess im wrong as usual kek
>>29564287
you're delusional
origa
FUCK THE BOOMERS
>>29564409
people thinking englands suddenly going to start sinking into the sea are delusional.
>>29564371
>Blame ordinary people for making logical political decisions about their country and its day to day running.
>Don't blame the way markets are run based on emotion, speculation and fear.
Bonus round:
>Say the vote was decided on fear.
>The ebb and flow of markets are decided entirely on fear.
>>29564441
>Don't blame the way markets are run based on emotion, speculation and fear.
Human beings run on emotion, speculation and fear mate. That's why the markets run that way.
I don't "blame" anyone for that. That would be thick.
i dont mind pakis
i don't mind pakis on fire
>>29564480
Me either mate. To be honest I don't understand racism at all. Seems retarded, like a weird throwback to our tribal past.
People always point to terrible crimes committed by people of another race as proof that they are inferior, but you could find a white guy who has done something terrible and point to that too.
The whole thing baffles me.
>>29564502
Aheem
>>29564514
>People always point to terrible crimes committed by people of another race as proof that they are inferior, but you could find a white guy who has done something terrible and point to that too.
>>29564502
it's more to do with the racists then the 'pakis' etc i think
it's usually bitter losers who obsess over pakis and blame them for all their defects
you don't see many successful people go on about them as much as NEET losers do
>>29564522
I think part of it is people who want to blame someone else for their problems, and part of it is about people needing to feel like they belong to a bigger group because they have a weak identity.
There's also the fact that in our evolutionary past, if a big group of people from another tribe came over the hill then it was usually bad news. So it's almost like our brain is trained to be scared of people who are different from us.
>>29564502
It has nothing to do with the colour of their skin, but their culture. A paki who was born here, integrated into English culture, speaks with an English accent, etc. is fine in my book.
The problem is with the other immigrants who move here and refuse to adapt to the different values, instead clinging on to their misogyny, homophobia. It's just not them having these views that's the problem, it's trying to change the society around them.
Another aspect is being poor. Blacks and pakis are disproportionately poor, so more likely to get involved in gangs and crime, it has nothing to do with their 'nature'. Plenty of white chavs doing the same shit like you said
>>29564502
modern day racism is less to do with race and more to do with culture Tbh
It's a nice day, sunny but not too hot and not too cold. Have a good day, britfeel, no matter what you spend the day doing
>>29564107
>What would you guys say to an American who wants to visit the UK
FOY
>>29564552
>A paki who was born here, integrated into English culture, speaks with an English accent, etc. is fine in my book.
Then you aren't a racist.
I totally agree with you. There's nothing more infuriating than seeing photos of cunts in the middle of London with signs supporting sharia law.
Campaigning for it here should be instant deportation. And if you can't find another country that will take you, then you should be held in prison until you do.
>>29564502
Good thing we voted leave
POLES OUT
PAKIS IN
>>29564610
unfortunately mate it's somewhat of a necessary evil
if we want the freedom of speech and freedom of expression then we have to allow people like that, if we don't then tomorrow you could be locked up for saying you like anime or you don't like the tory party
>>29564599
I asked you before and I need to know. What does FOY stand for??
>>29564639
We don't have freedom of speech in this country though. People get locked up for saying shit on Twitter etc.
Campaigning for Sharia Law should be classed as inciting racial hatred, since it incites hatred of pakis.
>>29564655
FUCK
OFF
YANK
FOY
>>29564655
Fuck off Yank
>>29564663
>since it incites hatred of pakis
yeah but arguably that's down to the intolerance of the people doing the hating, not the people wanting sharia law
>>29564678
Sharia Law is a hateful thing anyway though, it's all about intolerance.
>>29564722
yeah I know mate but you must understand where I'm coming from here
tolerance of intolerance is necessary for freedom of speech in some cases, as fucked as it is
Is kick off at 20:00 tonight?
Poleaboo is about to weight himself
Anyone want to guess the result?
Poleboo seriously needs to have a wank. Usually he'd be setting up his sissy uniform and entertaining the lads on here with pictures but he's having more dominating fantasies right now.
>>29564745
I absolutely understand where you are coming from.
I just think if there are going to be limits on freedom of speech, as there are in the UK, then this should absolutely be one of the limits.
Either that or have it completely unlimited as it is in the US. To be honest I'd support that more.
>>29564107
What would you look at if you visited? Like do you have anything that already has your interest? If you want to see something new, then go ahead.
Lot of asians at Wimbledon
Poleaboo is putting a cigarette lighter inside his anus to stimulate his prostate.
>>29562980
they have the right to stay here look it up
>>29564781
163.8 pounds. How was that not original
Poleaboo just had his first anal cum from prostate stimulation. It was such an amazing, almost spiritual experience that he feels it would be more appropriate in a mosque than his bedroom. He is going to go down to talk to the Imam about it.
>>29564828
Not when we leave. They will all need to go back
>>29564896
Source or be quiet, working class scum.
>>29564828
>>29564896
Remain had the best policy
>no bennies for 3 months
>no job after 6 months, deported
fucks sake lads, lost track of my betting, got no money left ayy lmao
>>29564783
It has more to do with Ramadan, sharing a room with my brother and not having enough privacy
>>29564844
Close
164.5 lbs seemed to be the mode result
Got as low as 161.75 in one spot though
>>29564918
Now it's
>not born in the UK, deported
>>29564938
Does your brother look down on you? Has he had a relationship with a white woman?
>>29564952
You're living in a dream land, nobody is getting deported
>>29564966
>Does your brother look down on you?
Not really, he adopted many of his interests from me (anime, wrestling, football, MMA)
>Has he had a relationship with a white woman?
He's white skinned and over 6ft
so yes
His best friend is also white
>>29564995
What does your family say about you going to talk to the Imam about putting stuff up your arse?
I think they'd advise against it mate, and so do I. The Imam isn't going to take that very well, he'll think it's disrespectful and say that the mosque isn't the right place to do stuff like that even if you do find it spiritual.
>>29564610
>le ebil racist maymay
Pakis are culturally and genetically revolting
Theres absolutely no reason to not wish them gone
>>29564995
>brother
>white skinned
Is your daddy a cuck?
>>29565053
>Pakis are culturally and genetically revolting
>
>Theres absolutely no reason to not wish them gone
>>29565053
>genetically revolting
So are robots mate. When are we getting put down?
>>29565169
Stop using your /brit/ maymay here Amir
>>29565169
Hope your grandchildren are brown little half pakis cuck
I cant wait for all white britons to be bred out of existence, what diversity!
Id also bet that picture resembles you more than me
>>29565202
>>29565260
report him and move on
>>29565172
I dont find white robots as disgusting however
>>29565260
>Hope your grandchildren are brown little half pakis cuck
>I cant wait for all white britons to be bred out of existence, what diversity!
>Id also bet that picture resembles you more than mee
>>29562250
so my dad got me a job and I can now afford to move into a one bedroom flat and I'm making a list of things to buy so far I have
cooker
fridge
freezer
microwave
bed
cutlery
plates
anything I'm missing out on?
Some bacteria survive by eating electricity
>>29565307
Is the flat partially furnished or not at all? You might want tv, internet, wardrobes, hoover, slow cooker, set of towels, starter pack of food (pasta, tinned tomatoes, fray Bentos pie)
I bought a house last march and I still haven't got round to buying all the stuff I'm missing.
>>29565307
It never ends, anon. You think you're free but you're just becoming a slave to Ikea.
>>29565397
not at all, thanks for the list
Reading this thread as a 26 year old makes me realise how behind losers like us really are in terms of knowing what to do with ourselves. How you people feel in this thread was how i felt as well when i was 19-22. Now im 26 i now know what I would've and should've done when I was 22 or younger but that means shit all because im not at that age anymore
J
>>29565484
Jesus Christ, what an utterly boring gimmick for a trip. 'Alright? I'm above average age of the common shitposter.'
>>29565484
When I was 22 I started a career that has put money in my pocket and has taken me all over the world. I've created things that can be found in many different countries. Sometimes I travel to places and I'm surprised to see the things I have made there.
Now I am 29 and I live in a beautiful town with my girlfriend. We have a nice big flat with a sunny balcony. We're currently planning an exotic holiday, and I'm planning to make my next move in business that is hopefully going to take me into the financial big leagues. Life is fun and happy, and I am excited about the future.
Is anyone here on benefits?
I just finished my a level and can sign on while I look for work. Max I can get is 58.10 per week, which is ~3000 per year.
How are things at a job centre?
Will they treat me like a retarded shit for being unemployed?
How many jobs do I need to apply for to keep getting it?
>>29565609
Go to uni mate. Go to uni.
>>29565618
no fuck off mom
>>29565609
oh are you in for a world full of pain
>>29565629
>mom
Fuck off yank
Not surprised this isn't original.
>>29565582
Mmmm sounds very fulfilling anon
>>29565609
>tfw you would kill to be 18 again and some cunt is going to waste his life by going on bennies
>>29565675
mate it's only until I find work
and I'm actually looking for work.
>>29565609
>How are things at a job centre?
Depends on how busy your local one is desu.
>Will they treat me like a retarded shit for being unemployed?
Yes
>How many jobs do I need to apply for to keep getting it?
When I was there they gave you a sheet with 20 spaces to fill out over a fortnight with jobs you applied to, newspaper you read for jobs, why you didn't apply for something, etc.
>>29565669
I was actually just lying and talking about how I wish my life turned out.
The only part that is true is that I'm 29. I actually live in a tiny bedroom, alone, in a shit town, in my dad's house.
Still, I wish I started trying when I was 26. Don't end up like me.
>>29562718
>muh 350 gorillion a week
Thoroughly debunked. Even the ukip looney doesn't promise you'll get this back anymore.
>>29565582
>When I was 22 I started a career that has put money in my pocket and has taken me all over the world. I've created things that can be found in many different countries. Sometimes I travel to places and I'm surprised to see the things I have made there.
Nice little fantasy life you've created for yourself there. Is that how you cope with being a virgin loser, who still lives with his parents? Making up fantasy scenarios in your head between going to the job centre to sign on.
Got to hand it to you though, that's quiet some imagination you have there.
>>29565709
See
>>29565691
>Is that how you cope with being a virgin loser, who still lives with his parents?
No it's nothing to do with that. I was just trying to make a point.
>>29565691
Ah, we can't all be winners in this world
I have a question about flats, lets say I move out then move back home can I just leave the shit I don't want in the flat for the landlord to get rid of? does this cost money?
post your data lads
>>29564371
>Those of us with substantial investments have reason to be concerned.
House owning normie scum BTFO
>>29565753
They'll keep your deposit if you try that.
to be honest lads if I ever got a gf I wouldn't know what to do with her :/
>>29565752
But I want a name when I lose.
They call Alabama "The Crimson Tide"
Call me "Deacon Blues"
>>29564938
How tall is poleaboo? you look pretty chubby for that weight
>>29565609
You're pretty much a criminal looking to blag money for your next fix. At least thats how they're all going to view and treat you.
Also avoid this dickheads comment >>29565618
Uni is the last thing you or anyone want to be doing. Get a fucking apprenticeship. Work as a slave for 1/2 years and from then on it'll all be fine
>>29565307
a bin, table, sofa, chairs?
>>29565824
5'9.5
Lost near 10lbs since my last pic
but I still want to lose A LOT more
>>29565875
Maybe you just have a fat face then
>>29565905
Yeah, I think the Polish girl said I had a cubby face
but I've been told I've lost weight in my face recently too
>>29565875
>5'9.5
>.5
Truly the calling card of the insecure manlet.
>>29565303
>>29565303
>i-im n-not a p-paki
>th-this is y-you haha
>haha i-im so s-superior moraly-ly
>praise allah..i-i mean p-praise j-jesus
I'm 5'11.5
Wish I was small enough to make it as a girl tbqh desu
>>29566168
>>i-im n-not a p-paki
I am a paki tho ;)
And I'm telling you to fuck off
>>29566099
>Truly the calling card of the insecure manlet.
True desu
>Just got a phone call asking if I wanted to become an English teacher in China
Tempted desu
>>29566328
>Hairy pussy
I'm gay
>>29566186
I'm 5'8, 130 pounds.
Could pull it off if I wanted to but I'd rather be buff
>>29566352
Bald dick and balls
>>29566287
Pay is shit and living accomodation is shit lad
don't do it
>>29566486
I don't think I would have the balls anyway mate.
Monica is feeling flirty today, any men here willing to entertain her?
>>29566200
Most public proxies are already banned because arseholes used them to post CP and shit.
>>29566543
Monica did not make this post though she is warming to the idea of transitioning again
The 90 minute trip to the laser clinic and the appointment itself are terrifying
>>29566653
The police were waiting for you outside the GP last time you tried to unfuck your life. What makes you think they won't be waiting to throw you in a cell once you get your bikini wax?
>>29566678
>The police were waiting for you outside the GP
Not exactly
The Police went to my home
My flatmate told them I could be at the amusement park
The amusement park is near the GP surgery
We both happened to cross paths as we were leaving (at the exact point the two routes intersect)
Anyway, the English police aren't as scummy as the Scottish detectives I've encountered
Alright
I am 100% sure now that I will be going to my laser hair removal appointment tomorrow
>>29565484
how old are you by the way?
>>29565687
that's what they all say
you'll get too comfy with your 'free' money and start posting NEET vs Wagie threads and before you know it you'll be 32 with no career prospects
>>29565753
the landlord isn't your maid senpai, he will no doubt charge you for the hassle
surprisingly you aren't doing him a favour
if any of you lads legitimately want to die just give me your whereabouts i'll do it for free
>>29566168
it's poleaboo you stupid cunt, do not engage with the currywog
>>29566808
Don't want to die yet, I have to look after my cat.
Thanks for the offer though.
>>29566833
i can do your cat too m8. put you both out of your misery
>>29566648
It's pissing me off, I got a week ban for posting a picture on int of a girl and you could see her nipples through her shirt. I didn't even know it was a sfw board.
Poleaboo help your old pal out, how do you get passed a ban?
Figured it would be as simple as reseting my bt hub but nope
>>29563273
I did nofap for 2.5 weeks and i felt no different and I only did it because I got kicked out and had to stay with other people
Let me do my work each day; and if the darkened hours of despair overcome me, may I not forget the strength that comforted me in the desolation of other times.
May I still remember the bright hours that found me walking over the silent hills of my childhood, or dreaming on the margin of a quiet river, when a light glowed within me, and I promised my early God to have courage amid the tempests of the changing years.
Spare me from bitterness and from the sharp passions of unguarded moments. May I not forget that poverty and riches are of the spirit.
Though the world knows me not, may my thoughts and actions be such as shall keep me friendly with myself.
Lift up my eyes from the earth, and let me not forget the uses of the stars. Forbid that I should judge others lest I condemn myself.
Let me not follow the clamor of the world, but walk calmly in my path.
Give me a few friends who will love me for what I am; and keep ever burning before my vagrant steps the kindly light of hope.
And though age and infirmity overtake me, and I come not within sight of the castle of my dreams, teach me still to be thankful for life, and for time's olden memories that are good and sweet; and may the evening's twilight find me gentle still.
>>29566721
why do the police want you m80?
>Chav family over the road
>Little kids between ages 4 an 7 run around the estate damage whatever they like and mouth off to people
>Mouthing off to a guy delivering something
>Guy asks parents to control their kids
>Parents stand on the balcony and mouth off at him saying what they won't do
>They demand he come up to them because obviously the numbers are in their favour
>Guy says something and then leaves
>Family are still on balcony chanting "why are we waiting"
>Family also cause a lot of trouble for the apartments belonging to autistic people over the other side of their block
What can I do about this lads? I've had about enough of it. Would calling 111 and claiming they are neglecting their kids do anything?
>>29567059
record it and contact the police.
gotta record it though or they never do shit
>Someone hammering on the front door like a madman
>It's a qt girl collecting money for autism
>Let her talk just so I could look at her for a bit
>She's wearing a name tag, make a mental note of her name
>Just looked her up on facebook and had a wank over her pics
>Didn't even give her any money
Sometimes answering the door pays off.
>>29567156
>not inviting her in for sex
What a fucking idiot. Kill yourself.
>>29567186
No mate, the football's on.
>>29567043
fuck off newfag
its poleaboo
>>29567059
film it and contact police (non emergency)/council
>>29567043
He filmed a girl shitting so he could wank off to it. Now he's a tranny using her name the evil little runt.
>>29567156
the money would probably be sent back to you anyway
>>29566981
>Poleaboo help your old pal out, how do you get passed a ban?
>Figured it would be as simple as reseting my bt hub but nope
Should have a static IP
Try resetting and clearing your cookies
Alternative - get a 4chan pass and use one of the zenmate proxies that are normie range banned
>>29566981
You have to delete cookies too.
>>29567283
If this works I will feel so stupid
>>29565753
You'll lose the deposit. If you're leaving a flat, leave it in the best condition so that you get the deposit back. Same rule for all rented property
>>29567156
>Let her talk just so I could look at her for a bit
Exactly why they send a qt girl. They don't call it betabux for no reason.
>>29567260
Monica =/= Monika
>>29567144
>>29567256
They've all gone in now so the opportunity to do that is lost. I'd also like to report them without anything for them to link it back to me
>>29567312
Why did he get a (you) but not Poleaboo?
>>29567321
Yes it does you cruel little paki.
>get all my hair shaved off
>have a Karl pilkington round head
>girls at work say it looks nice
Are they taking the piss?
>>29567277
>>29567336
Didnt see it sorry lad, I was using a phone to post so I missed your reply.
Having spoke to you in while lad, hows things?
>>29567351
It's not cruel because she's not the soft kinda girl who would be shaken up by it
She's the cruel one, the vindictive one, the type who would just laugh at me and think me disgusting for being trans
>>29567368
Do you have a head like a fucking orange?
Poleaboo post your mal
>>29567368
sympathy
Nigii use to shave his head all the time, white people always look better with hair then without. Currently growing mine back
>>29567399
More like a white malteaser
>>29567382
Confusing
Not sure what I want anymore
I was obsessed with seeing a domme the last few days but now I'm not even 20% as into that as I was yesterday
Not much into transitioning either, forcing myself to go through with facial laser hair removal. I think deep down I am trans, it's come up so often, I must just be repressing.
Not feel overly upset, angry or happy right now.
Not worried or even really thinking about court or the future at all.
>>29567437
Mate just don't do that thing you were talking about with the Imam earlier.
I am also Muslim and I can tell you honestly that would go very badly at the Mosque.
>>29567420
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Straight_Pride?status=7&order=4&tag=
I like shounen
>>29567451
That obviously wasn't me
I'm not deranged or into perverse sexual thrills
>>29567384
Choosing that name confirms you're mentally ill.
>>29567471
>I'm not deranged or into perverse sexual thrills
It's hard not to laugh out loud when you say that. What do you call wanking into someone's shoe if it isn't a perverse sexual thrill?
>>29567437
Its the opposite with me, I'm really worried about the future. Not to mention I still dont know where my family is so im completely alone.
I also decided to stop tripping and now spend about only 2 hours on 4chan a day. Which I suppose is a good thing.
Ive been reading a lot about islam and considering converting, just want faith in something.
I honestly don't know how you must be feeling so I can't offer much advice as ive never felt confused about my gender.
However I will say don't go through with the domme.
>>29567498
Having a fetish for womens shoes is not particularly unusual
Perverse sexual thrills are those things only 1 in a 100 million guys are into
>>29567473
It really doesn't. I told you before, trans girls often choose their names based on female who strongly influenced them.
>>29567519
>However I will say don't go through with the domme.
Why?
It can only be good fun, no different from seeing a prostitute, just more expensive
>only 2 hours on 4chan a day.
Couldn't do that
No idea where else to go on the internet and my head feels like it's going to explode when I'm not on my laptop
> I still dont know where my family is so im completely alone.
Are you from a chav background?
>>29567528
I don't think that putting something up your arse is a thing that only 1 in a 100 million guys are into.
I suppose putting something up your arse and then telling an Imam about it would qualify though.
>>29567453
>Straight Pride
Every time
Does anyone else feel really fed up with politics after this referendum?
It's all just childish bullshit. I voted leave, I'd rather parliament just fucking gets on with debating how best to achieve that, rather than fannying about like it is.
>>29567764
Anon, politics is ALWAYS like this.
>>29567655
I am straight though (a straight girl)
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10579596
Voting for animation week is still open lads, make sure to have your say before polls close at midnight tomorrow!
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10579596
>>29567764
Babies first invested vote? It's the same.
>>29567786
>>29567818
This seems worse desu.
>>29567817
>Wall E
Wew lad
>>29567817
Which joker has told their botnet to vote for Wall-E? Fuck's sake lads
> write post replying to some shit
> using a vpn so gchq won't stop me from pirating shit
> posts from your ip are not allowed
> page reloads and deletes my post
4 years ago, I wouldn't have to do all this shit. fuck you ukispcourtorders
>>29567817
Gorilla, what do you plan to do about the blatant proxying and cheating surrounding this vote? Specifically the voting pattern that took Wall-E from 2 votes to 17 votes in little under an hour last night.
We the undersigned petition you to disqualify Wall-E from voting, and eagerly await your response on this matter.
Signed,
Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous and Anonymous
>>29567838
WALL-E is a fucking borefest
Poleaboo pushed his vote(s) in the direction of Pokemon
>>29567883
EVERY vote has proxying
But everyone is free to do the same, that makes it fair
Poleaboo has won a few polls that way and he didn't even drop that many votes
>>29567900
>>29567918
>Paki falseflagging so we have to suffer through WallE.
>>29567615
Is this poleaboo?
If it is you probably already know
>>29567883
suck a dick, Wall E is great
>>29567883
Making up stories because pokemon isn't winning, shameful
>>29567817
Gorilla, what do you plan to do about the blatant proxying and cheating surrounding this vote? Specifically the voting pattern that took Pokenon from 2 votes to 9 votes in little under an hour last night.
We the undersigned petition you to disqualify Pokemon from voting, and eagerly await your response on this matter.
Signed,
Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous and Anonymous
