>he has "the eyes"
>he has a flat nose but is not Asian
>>29588399
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
holy shit how is this not original
>>29588311
>likes vaporwave unironically
>or any other meme genre
>he cant hold eye contact
>he walks really awkward and uncomfortably in public
>he uses his hands or sleeves to wipe his face/nose
>he doesn't activate his almonds
He didn't activate windows.
>his voice cracks whenever he is confronted
>>29589044
Y-you're hurting me, anon ...
>>29589044
fuuuuuuuuuuuck
gotta stop doing this
>>29589116
>He admits to it
Another one
>Can't just calm down, ends up being literally autistic
Every bot I talk to ends up going overboard. Every bot who doesn't know I'm a "Le grill lmao XDXDXD" are a little more calm.
>>29588311
>He isn't ripped
>He doesn't have a well rounded and exciting life
>He has never been on contiki
>He doesn't have a wide back
>He's under 6'0
>He doesn't have over 10k+ followers on instagram
>He can't gain instant gratification from other males
>He wasn't a jock in high school
>>29588934
Fuck you unironically. Everything is a meme.
>He doesn't pay the bill on your dates