tfw no big cums bf

>tfw can't even compete in semen production
>ywn satiate a woman that enjoys being properly covered in warm sticky orgasm juice for her efforts

>>29600353
>tfw am a big cums bf
with no robot bf to breed

>>29600353
Jesus christ, I get maybe the 4th or 5th shot he does at only at best.

Why is my ejaculation so beta?

>>29600353
>big
Pfft I can pull that off three times a week.

Must be the zinc supplements I keep shoving down my throat so I don't catch a cold working nights in a muddy field.

>>29600353

I've definitely shot loads 2 feet plus before. The excitement makes it happen.

And if there's an all day tease of build up, I'm practically pissing.

Shit. This happens.

>>29601167
breed me anon

>>29600353
Shit nigga, I have to edge for like an hour or two to get half that much.

>>29600353

I'm not even gay but I'd catch all that cum in my mouth and happily swallow while looking the dude in the eye

>>29601167
>all of that
A-are you uncut?

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>tfw no smelly RayRay cawk bf

>>29601831
this is a very good feeling

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>>29600702
>sneak a medium size plastic syringe into bed with months of saved up spunk in it
>get her face down in the pillow so she doesn't see
>spray with syringe at same time you nut

???

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>>29600353
Any other cutfags get triggered by this webm?