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short greentexts 2016-07-01 16:54:21Post No. 29655579
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short greentexts Anonymous 2016-07-01 16:54:21 Post No. 29655579 [Report]

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>aunt wants me to look after my cousin while she goes overseas
>she's roughly my age, both neets
>we both seem reluctant
>aunt really wants me to do it
>'you could both chill out and watch netflix together and stuff'
>start laughing heavily
>cousin punches me in the stomach
mfw

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 16:55:17 Post No.29655591
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 16:55:17 Post No.29655591 [Report]

>>29655579
WHO IS THAT GIRL

I NEED TO FAP

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 16:56:13 Post No.29655607
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 16:56:13 Post No.29655607 [Report]

>>29655579
Eyy that was my chip you fucking faggot I don't come hang out wit you anymore bitch.

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 16:58:57 Post No.29655647
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Which one--

--are you?

l

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 17:01:21 Post No.29655676
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>>29655579
>tfw no qt neet cousin that gets flustered and mad but also cool with jokes

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 17:03:17 Post No.29655710
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 17:03:17 Post No.29655710 [Report]

>>29655591
some random from /b/

can't people into basic research these days?
i shouldn't even be giving you this, because it took me like four seconds to find.

~~http://archived.moe/b/thread/691782609~~

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 17:16:40 Post No.29655909
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 17:16:40 Post No.29655909 [Report]

>>29655647
I call Sergey!

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:17:06 Post No.29656761
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:17:06 Post No.29656761 [Report]

>>29655710
fuck off, reverse search gives nothing

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:21:00 Post No.29656815
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:21:00 Post No.29656815 [Report]

>>29655579
God the girl in the pic is absolutely gorgeous. Wouldn't even fap to her pics she's too pure

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:21:04 Post No.29656817
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:21:04 Post No.29656817 [Report]

>>29655647
Vladimir, mostly

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:29:17 Post No.29656934
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:29:17 Post No.29656934 [Report]

>>29655647
I'd hang with Pyotr or Vladimir most likely.

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:30:00 Post No.29656948
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:30:00 Post No.29656948 [Report]

>>29655647
mix of vladimir and sergey
>tfw actually eastern european

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:53:06 Post No.29657275
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:53:06 Post No.29657275 [Report]

>>29655647
igor boi

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:55:41 Post No.29657320
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:55:41 Post No.29657320 [Report]

>be slightly drunk
>exaggerate how drunk I am to entertain girl I like
>say a bunch of inappropriate things to her thinking I can just blame my drunkenness later

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 18:57:24 Post No.29657349
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>>29655647
igor no one likes me because i become really dumb and say stupid shit around people it fucking sucks

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 19:05:26 Post No.29657436
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 19:05:26 Post No.29657436 [Report]

>>29655647
Vladimir. His description describes me almost perfectly
>Listen to classical music
>Often deep in thought
>Silent around most people, except my closest friends
>Highly intelligent/wise
>Eastern European

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 19:07:26 Post No.29657472
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>>29657320
>be drunk all the time because alcoholism
>no friends so I can not say random shit to anyone
Tfw you don't give fuck anyway because alcoholism

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 19:24:01 Post No.29657739
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 19:24:01 Post No.29657739 [Report]

>>29657320
Why do drinkers believe that people won't immediately lose respect for them if they see them drunk?

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 20:17:38 Post No.29658782
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 20:17:38 Post No.29658782 [Report]

>>29657436
That describes me accurately too,
except im not eastern european

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Anonymous 2016-07-01 20:42:35 Post No.29659303
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 20:42:35 Post No.29659303 [Report]

>>29657436

Claim your fedora now.