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>tfw going on lolcow and reading e-drama
>wrapped in a blanket drinking peppermint tea
>roommate is gone for the weekend
>listening to OPN's new album
feels comfy
>>24262717
Post boobs and asshole
What is lolcow? I keep hearing people bring it up, is it actually a website for women or something?
Also, what is OPN?
tea is for faggots you vapid hole. sage
This meme has gotten way out of hand.
>>24262748
I must be a total fag then. I just started drinking tea, and it's kind of nice
>>24262833
You kind of are a fag if you enjoy tea, unless you are British or Chinese or something. If you are American though, you're a fag for sure or a tumblrina who "muh tea" all day long.
Unless you live in a country where tons of people enjoy tea and produce good tea, there's no point in drinking it because you are just drinking shit tea. Might as well switch to coffee, Americans have good coffee.
>>24262745
male poster detected
>>24262746
it's a website where a lot of cgl posters go and talk shit about e-whores and other internet famous people. I'm guessing over 90% of the site is female. opn = oneohtrix point never silly pleb
>>24262748
you sound angry
>>24262856
>Americans have good coffee.
Coffee has a noticeably bad effect on my body and mind. I'm Russian btw, so tea is normal.
>>24262856
Well, i like coffee, but the caffeine fucks my shit up. I guess i could go decaf, but that always struck me as pussy shit. But then again, i drink tea now, so i guess I qualify for decaf
>>24262717
>tfw no very long haired cutie boyfriend that lets me play with his hair
i just want a cutie to intermingle with me and cover me with his blanket of a hair, it's not fair when i see fat goth chicks with rapunzel guys, i deserve them not them desu
>>24262865
Oh, good thing I don't go then because I don't care for /cgl/. Yeah, I don't listen to OPN because he plays in a Soundcloud genre that I really don't care about.
Sometimes I enjoy vaporwave when I'm feeling hip. I enjoy shoegaze and hip-hop a lot more.
>>24262916
You sound like a jealous kike, why would you be deserving of some dude with beautiful hair?
>>24262965
>why would you be deserving of some dude with beautiful hair?
cuz she has a dried-up sardine between her legs
>>24262916
iktf
i like cute boys with almost shoulder length hair
>>24262919
i don't go to /cgl/ either, i just enjoy the shit flinging.
>OPN
>genres: Progressive Electronic, Ambient, Plunderphonics, Glitch, Drone, Minimal Synth
>soundcloud genres
go fuck yourself kiddo
i enjoy shoegaze and hip hop too though
>>24262916
I have long black hair that goes all the way down my back. But i'm not qt, more of a nathan explosion kind of look
>>24262865
I saved your pic and i don't even need your fucking permission you stupid fucking bitch
>>24262965
i'm jealous as fuck and unfucked so better stay out of my fucking way
i deserve cos i will take care of him and braid him and caress him like a cat if he wants
i just want a rapunzel
>tfw meeting a guy on r9k, says hes a robot
>tfw he has so many friends and travels a lot
why even bother at this point
>being too old to do porn
>>24263001
Okay come on, those are literally soundcloud genres. Every time some faggot sends me a soundcloud link, that's exactly the genres it falls under.
I went to wikipedia to check the genres he plays in and it lists vaporwave too so don't pretend he isn't a soundcloud genre faggot.
Ugly girl with 0 friends and feel free to ask me stuff about my shitty life
>>24262717
>0PN
Be my gf.
>>24263079
Im gay, how do you feel about it?
>>24263043
You're never too old for porn. You just gotta believe
>>24263043
mystery.jpg, you have become my least favorite female on this board. You are literally vyro. Equally as desperate, yet unattractive.
You've also had the same amount of partners as vyro and to top it off, you're not even a virgin.
>>24263010
i like nathan explosion, i don't like twinks but i hate skinheads
>>24263102
Nah, porn is for 18 year olds only. Dat feel when. Maybe they'll bump up the age requirements to 21 in my life time, but by then it'll be too late.
>>24263143
Porn stars look really old for being "18".
ITT normies and more normies
>>24263017
here's another
>>24263057
>listening to soundclouds shilled to you
top kek. also opn is credited with sparking the creation of vaporwave because he made eccojams but he's not a vaporwave artist
>>24263086
did you listen to garden of delete yet? if so i'll think about it
>>24263099
I feel that you're mentally ill and only feel that way because you can't get pussy.
>>24263143
Just give an orbiter the privilege of worshipping/abusing you. Then live stream the events and get mad dosh from other orbiters
>>24263164
>here's another
Stolen again, the funny part is I keep getting away with it lmao
>>24263130
Well, i am neither. Just a guy who forgot to cut his hair for 3 consecutive years lol.
>>24263175
Too old, too ugly. My time has passed. Why live...
>>24263164
yes, if my faggot friend sends me a link, I listen to it. It's just the polite thing to do. Sometimes I pretend to like it for their sake.
>>24263170
>pussy
>boipussy
Both feels right but the bottom one feels more right
You guys need to seriously stop pretending to be girls.
Like being trans is fine but this whole "fembot" thing is worrying
>>24263249
There isn't really many people in here pretending, it's very obvious when someone pretends to be female.
>>24263208
Kek, well us thirsty robots will give you attention at least. Probably would fug you too, but you gotta quit teasing them all the time
>>24263199
sharing is caring
>>24263213
you sound like a nice friend anon. you should listen to your friends soundclouds. anyone else that sends you a link obviously doesn't deserve the same treatment.
>>24263333
Thanks anon that's really sweet. I'm glad you can listen to music you enjoy, even if I'm not all that interested in it.
Nice quads.
>>24263208
Get the fuck out of my thread you attention whoring slut
>>24263249
>There are no girls on the internet
>>24263401
Why are you so mean to me? Don't bully
>>24262856
>Americans have good coffee
Joke of the century. Have you never had a decent Italian Espresso? That disgusting trash you call coffee is barely drinkable.
>>24263429
Because I added you on skype but when you found out I was a girl you started shit talking me and eventually blocked me. You don't want female friends, you only want Chad and post on /r9k/ pretending not to get any male attention when in fact you have several orbiters living close to you in London Ontario.
>>24263429
Dont you like being bullied? Or was it bullying others? I can't remember
>>24263429
You are bullied because you are terrible/low quality.
>>24263429
Mystery, do you believe men are naturally dominant and women are naturally submissive?
You know, biology and stuff?
>>24263472
a girl has literally NEVER added me on skype. what the fuck?
>>24263493
men are naturally brainwashed pigs and women are their handmaidens
>tfw you're crushing on a normie
>>24263509
Stop lying roastie whore.
>>24263360
you're welcome :-)
1st quads ever
>>24263401
>>24263429
can we not make this a mystery thread for once? go make your own thread
Serious question for women. How do you cope with the average woman being inferior to the average male both intellectually and physically?
How do you cope with the fact that, at any given time, the majority of the population could rape, torture, and murder you and you wouldn't have the natural capabilities to defend yourself?
How do you feel knowing that the majority of men view you as lesser creatures, even if they treat you better than their male counterparts?
>>24263525
You'd be better off crushing on them than a femanon tbqh
>>24263509
>a girl has literally NEVER added me on skype. what the fuck?
Damage_control.png
>>24263360
Thanks, you're really nice
>>24263471
anyone who enjoys coffee to that extent in this country owns a stove top espresso maker. America has the highest quality coffee beans in the world retard. Don't try and tell me poor italians can even afford good coffee.
>>24263143
if not porn what do you masturbate to?
>tfw I e-mail mystery
>never get a reply
>i-i'm so lonely guise, i just want a bf ;_;
>>24263534
I don't go outside, nor do I talk to strangers who would treat me like this anyway. I cope well.
>>24263509
I've added you but you never accepted. Probably cause of my girl name desu
>>24263555
post the conversation then
>oh wait you can't because you're LYING
men
>>24263570
idk, my imagination. im not a brainwashed zombie man
>>24263577
must have emailed the wrong email, i reply to everything
Just had an early grey and am heading out to the cinema on a tinder date.
A little nervous as I haven't done this before.
Any tips?
>>24263606
i accept everyone.
>>24263401
>>24263472
>>24263555
impostor stop pretending to be me pls
>>24263534
i don't have such a negative view on the opposite sex.
>>24263618
try and hold his hand during the movie
that would be cute
>>24263577
Yeah, happened to me too. Its a pretty good ruse
>>24263618
bring a knife and pepper spray. Tinder is not for dating, it's for having sex with random people.
>>24263539
At least a femanon would be desperate enough to try another girl
>>24263618
Use a condom
>>24263582
>i dont talk to strangers who treat me well
Sure you don't. I'm sure you have never gotten positive attention from any male for being a woman.
>tfw no abusive bf
I just want him to call me worthless ;-;
>>24263652
I don't understand why you misquoted me. I meant I wouldn't hang around someone who constantly treated me negatively or like a retarded person.
>>24263632
>completely avoids the question
Saying you don't have such a negative view on the opposite sex doesn't change anything I said, nor does it count as having answered the question.
Why did you even bother responding if you weren't going to say anything meaningful?
>>24263639
Pfft no. They'll talk to you for a night and then when you try to talk to them the next day you'll get ignored. I'm not speaking from experience or anything. ;_;
>>24263674
Did you read what I wrote? Most men treat you better than they would the average male despite the fact they view you as inferior. I don't understand how you got out of that "men will treat me negatively or like a retarded person"
>>24263657
You've come to woman abuse central. How worthless are you?
>>24263694
I do this but I also hate writing out e-mails and just want them to give me their steam or something to make it easier.
>>24263618
Oh no, now I'm a little bit worried.
It's taken me a really long time to actually take the step of leaving my bedroom and going on a date and all these scary posts about him trying to try it on physically are putting me off.
I just want to meet someone and have a chat.
What do I do?
LOLCOW RAID TIME? QT GF SEARCHING TIME?
>>24263710
But i dont have steam or anything. Email and skype is all i got
>>24263608
Just stop embarrassing yourself while you can, you don't want me to post screencaps of our conversation
>>24263657
Nice try malebot
I'm gonna brew myself another cup in a few
>>24263697
I don't become unaware that they think I am retarded just because they are being nice to me. If someone treats me like they believe I am inferior, it's obvious.
>>24263731
Are you cute?
Can I suck on your breasts while you jack my off and call me a good little boy?
>>24263712
if you met him on twitter he wants sex.
>>24263675
it's my thread and i'll post how i want to
>>24263731
>now taking my filenames
why are you pretending to be me anon?
>>24263712
Just go get coffee or something small to eat after and talk then. if you're that worried about him trying something you shouldn't be on the date
any fembots in florida?
I want to chat on skype.
>>24263727
well, if you don't use steam, we probably don't have too much in common to begin with. ;_;
Respond to this with gender and area code.
>>24263870
I'm in Florida but I don't use Skype, only Steam.
>>24263881
Yeah, true. I guess i'll never find a girl. ;_;
>>24263910
get skype or stfu skank bitch. I'll gag you and fuck you blind.
>>24263949
Nevermind, I don't feel like talking to you. You sound terribly boring.
I-I have a wiiu and ps3... So no fembot grills to play games with.
How about a 3ds? we can hunt meownsters together :-(
> tfw no fembot to hunt together with.
tfw the only interesting parts to me are my cat and my cooking
Why wont girls like me ;-:
>>24263968
that wasn't me. What do you play?
>>24264001
I'm currently playing fagout 4, I also enjoy dota.
>tfw masturbated literally for hours today
I wish I could enjoy casual sex, I haven't had a boyfriend for years and this is what I'm reduced to.
>>24264023
fallout 4 isn't multi though is it? haven't bought it yet waiting for price drop.
>>24263980
I own a 3DS/Wii U and monhun but i really dislike that you put a nose on your smiley face and you didn't use ;_; while pretending to stutter. Also you put a space between your greentext arrow and the feel. Did you just come to 4chan or something?
You type like a 30-year-old.
>>24263990
Post pics numnutspls be in new hampshire
>>24264029
On the off chance that this isnt bait, what kind of guy would you want?
>>24264053
You asked what I was playing, not what multiplayer games I enjoy. Sorry anon.
I guess I enjoy Don't Starve Together, H1Z1 Battle Royale and the other game I already mentioned. What do you like?
>>24264056
> a-I'm sorry desu senpai
>>24264058
Im actually inBostonand Ihave driven all over new england
Theres plenty of pictures of me going around..
>>24264029
>tfw can't enjoy masturbation
>tfw rub clit to no avail
>can't get off to porn
the only way I can get sexual pleasure is from having sex with my boyfriend.
>>24264103
>Theres plenty of pictures of me going around..
Who cares about you, I was talking about your cat
>>24264115
Buy a hitachi.
>>24264056
but I am 30 :-(
>>24264074
One that's my age and lives near me and is trustworthy, reliable and a pleasant person who appreciates other people and knows how to enjoy life and be happy. Doesn't hurt if he's athletic and intelligent, too.
>>24264166
>$60
I don't know if this is a worthy investment.
>>24264198
Kek, i dunno where you live but i've failed those specifications already anyways. I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, and i'm kind of pudgy
>>24264146
Enjoy ket.
>>24264225
I enjoy it a lot and haven't lost any sensitivity due to overuse. It just sounds like you masturbate too much, maybe cut it down a little?
fembot feels XDDDD ohh no I gotz a period XDDD :DDD oh no boys dont notice me XDDDD better go be a attention whore on r9k XDDDD
>>24264250
What is happening to the girl squirming around so much?
>>24264227
Really you failed at the my age and lives near me part, so don't worry too much about it.
>>24264244
I would say I have the opposite problem. I never finger myself. I'd say I rub my clit very little compared to others.
>>24264225
It could be either way. You can't know if it works for you before you try it. But if it does, it's worth it. I'd say 60 bucks is nothing compared to what you have to gain.
>>24264029
where do you live I'll help you out.
>>24264250
muuuummmm! stop making tendies for a second and tell this stupid fucking bitchwhore that she's getting cooties in muh special hugbox cluuub! bawwwwww
>>24264268
She's being strangled
Could've just reversed google searched
>>24262717
>not being comfy as fuark playing Fallout 4 on your toaster while you browse /r9k/.
step up Sempai
some fembot sent me a picture and it has her GPS coordinates on it. shall I order some pizza for her?
>>24264342
>posting an image of some girl looking disgusting while using light up headphones and a shitty controller
this person hardly plays video games, i can tell. they would have bought a decent controller.
>>24264342
I bet you dont even use the superior idiot savant perk. The noise it makes when it triggers makes my peepee happy
>>24264342
This girl looks 12.
Fuck I'm too old to be here.
onto wizchan I gooo
>>24264342
file deleted.
well that's just great I missed the fembot?
>>24264472
That was no fembot, that was a 12 year old.
>>24264349
That would only be polite.
>>24264349
you actually checked? i feel bad she is talking to a stalker tier person.
>>24264507
well what do you want on your pizza? any sides?
>>24264305
I don't have a job right now so I don't know about blowing $60 on a vibrator. I do have $100 in amazon gift card credit, but they don't sell it from an authorized retailer there.
Any other good vibrators that aren't super expensive?
>>24264550
There really is no such thing as a cheap and high quality good vibrator. You would be better off investing in something that is going to work for a long period of time.
My hitachi has been alive for years.
>>24264550
I think the good ones are the expensive ones. I have LELO elise, but that's even more expensive than a hitachi.
>>24264587
hitachi doesn't sell them anymore.
HEY LOOK EVERYONE I'M A GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL HEY GUYS LOOK I'M A GIRL ON A ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD HEY LOOK GUYS GIRL FEELS XD I'M A GIRL AREN'T GIRLS GREAT I HAVE A VAGINA I BET ALL YOU GUYS WANT TO DATE ME I LOVE BEING A GIRL ISN'T IT SO WEIRD AND QUIRKY THAT I'M A GIRL POSTING IN A MOSTLY MALE COMMUNITY REPLY TO MY POST IF YOU THINK SO I'M A GIRL
>>24264604
hence why it has been alive for years.
>>24264228
welp. At least the cat got some interest ;_;
>>24264661
Males are terrible at taking pictures...
Is this just gonna be a thing now?
"Fembot" threads?
>>24264760
Eat shit :3
>>24264786
They've always been a thing.
>>24264616
Hey bb. ;^)
Fug the robutt
>>24264786
They'll probably stop being a thing when robots stop being so triggered by them. They get bumped a lot because of all the angry replies.
>>24263079
Will you be my gf?
Hiroblox nigger NEETs
>>24263618
Use popcorn butter as lube for the eventual handjob
>mystery will never let you cum on her face like the slut she is
why live f4m
>tfw queefing all day
>>24264933
Plz dont make posts about mystery. She'll just keep hijacking these threads with her rusing
>>24264981
This must mean you are having sex or something. NORMIE GET OUT.
>fembots
I bet the one of you that had less dicks got like 10.
>>24265083
I've had 4.
>>24265083
There's no such thing as 'fem'bots. This was a board originally used by Virgin males, the women you see here are attention seeking Histrionics.
stop making fun of dog :(
>>24265215
Original robots were normies, they were like people from /b/ plus 30 IQ points.
>>24262746
A place we've raised before, newfriend.
>>24265340
*raided
>>24265306
Not really, in the first few weeks it was used by /b/ oldfags to escape the cancer killing that board, but after a while they were displaced by people like us.
The whole 'normie' thing is just a shitty meme from the 2009-2011 area.
>>24265306
>implying back then most of /b/ was normies
>>24265399
>>24265405
There was a time here when at least more normies here believed or pretend they were robots. Now there are threads here with openly normie posters. I would go to wizchan but they don't like robots. I don't really know if there's a place for us here anymore.
>>24265483
The reason Wizardchan doesn't like Robots is because most of us are Normies. It's the same reason eightchan hates 4chan, and 4chan hates Reddit. Are their some, non-cancerous users? Yes. Are they the majority? No.
As long as you don't mention you're from 4chan or r9k and just keep it to yourself, you'll be fine.
>>24265543
Yeah, they hate us because we are failed normies, but you see that most of them don't like being wizards by the threads posted in /dep/. We might have to ask Hiroyuki for our own board. lgbt exists after all.
>>24265543
>there are femanons on wizchan
>>24265399
I don't think you could actually say normies come to 4chan because anyone who uses 4chan reguarly needs to consider that this is not normal behavior.
Yes, normie redditors show up here but most of them are too afraid to even open 4chan and need to use r/4chan to laugh at 4chan content. They usually don't stick around too long if they visit and leave after a while.
>>24265644
Yes, the creator of wizchan got laid by some girl who went to wizchan a lot. He is a traitor.
>>24265644
Most of you don't consider me a girl.
>>24265650
4chan is normie-tier these days. Literally millions of people use 4chan, hell, 90% of the people who use /b/ these days are edgy 14 year olds.
>>24265694
Except not really, 4chan traffic has been about the same since 2009 and stays steady to this day besides huge days such as the fappening, then after all these people leave.
Yes, many people are aware of what 4chan is but that doesn't mean they visit or come here regularly. I know what tumblr is but I don't use tumblr or understand inside jokes around tumblr. It's for a certain type of person, just like 4chan.
https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=4chan
>>24265666
>some girl who went to wizchan a lot
She didn't post, she only said that she masturbated to the "despair" on /v9k/ (lol).
>>24265756
Except really. Most of the people here arrived post-chanology, which probably means they're probably normies.
>>24265694
>90% of the people who use /b/ these days are edgy 14 year olds.
Hasn't this always been the case?
I'm pretty sure a good chunk of 4chan's userbase is underage. I personally started browsing /b/ when I was eleven and moot created 4chan when he was fifteen.
>>24265790
I don't think so, I've never met someone saying they came here after 2011 besides little kids. Most people who use 4chan have been here for a long fucking time or they are young and they just discovered it. That doesn't mean they don't fit in or something, just means they arrived a little later.
>>24265823
Not really, the oldfags left a long, long time ago. Trust me.
>>24265814
No. The original users where people from Something Awful, a forum that was basically /b/ before /b/ existed. It was a image macro site, sort of like photoshop friday but everyday. Anyways, most people on their were weebs and liked 2channel a lot, but couldn't post on it because non-Japanese IP's are not allowed to post on 2channel due to child porn attacks. So, Moot and some other dude that nobody cares about re-coded 2chan into English and with just 2 boards, Anime-Random (/b/) and Anime (/a/). The people from Something Awful were a mixed bag, ranging from Pedophiles, legitimate sociopaths, Wizards, etc. Moot was actually one of the few underage users of Something Awful.
>>24265905
You sound like you have no idea what you are saying, Something Awful is nothing like /b/. There is some quality standards there. Most people from Something Awful are fine unless they came from Helldump.
No, "oldfags" did not leave. You can grow out of the 4chan humor and maybe that's why you moved on but there are tons of people still here who joined 4chan day 1. You sound a little retarded saying the word oldfags seriously and claiming you know all about 4chan.
I am just so sick of these stupid "who's the bigger robot" contests.
>I just broke up with my girlfriend
>Oh yeah, well I've never had a gf!
>Oh yeah, well I've never even talked to a girl
>I've never even seen a real girl! I don't know what they look like
It's just so fucking stupid. It's just like how people talk about starving children in Africa when you mention something that's going badly in your life. Yeah, that's bad, but that doesn't mean my problem is any better!
Let's face it. Everybody who's arrived here has insecurities and don't need to be put down. Instead of trying to win the pity contest, how about you try to help your fellow malebot or fembot instead?
>>24265959
>You sound like you have no idea what you are saying
But I do. It's not the oldfags grew out of 4chan, it's 4chan grew out of the oldfags. Simply put, so many new people arrived here that the oldfags were displaced, so to speak. the previous culture of 4chan was sort of lost.
What started out as a bunch of people pretending to be retarded 14 year olds quickly turned into retarded 14 year olds. I'm not even quite sure why I post here anymore, to be honest.
If you'd been their, you'd know what I'm talking about. Old Something Awful and old /b/ were pretty similar. Just read the ED page or something.
I'm a m2f2m will any girls date me pls
Any girl wanna hang out with me?
I'm a 22 year old slav. Full time working as a sysadmin. I only go to work, watch anime and hang on IRC. Shoot me an email, only giirls pls.
>>24266046
It was never like /b/. If going to 8ch means you've left, then I guess.
>>24266122
Here is the email [email protected]
>>24266148
>he thinks that the guys at 8ch are oldfags
Ok, now you seriously don't know what you're talking about.
As I said, read the ED page.
But enough of this, we could sit here and do this all week, we're not getting anywhere.
>>24266187
>read ED
Do you seriously believe things written on ED are true? I can sense which one of us is using ED as their source, that's for sure.
>>24265972
How many diks you had "fembot"?
>>24266059
a-are you being serious?
>>24266242
Seeing as it's written by Oldfags, you can bet they'd know a thing or two about old /b/.
But as I just said, there's no point in going further with this.
>>24266278
why are you using oldfags like it is a proper noun and not a hilarious meme used by people to claim they have been on 4chan for a long time
>>24263043
Granny and MILF porn is definitely a thing. Go to the top-of-the-week listings on any major website and half of them are milf-related.
>>24266278
>Oldfags
>>24266316
Why are you trying to prolong a conversation I've been trying to end for the past few posts?
>>24266362
I can do whatever I want anon.
>>24266390
That is in fact very true.
>when mystery.jpg is posting, the fembot feels threads are filled with actual non-retarded conversation and feels
>when i leave the thread devolves into a retarded childish argument about oldfags and /b/ xDdDdDD
kill yourselves honestly
>>24266419
Thank you anon~
blox
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>>24266452
K, should i stream it?
>>24266452
gj mystery
>>24266476
I honestly don't care, just do it before this thread gets anymore tryhard
>>24266481
jesus christ, is that actually her? wtf
>>24266452
>implying there's anything of worth from Fembot feel threads
>implying tripfags make worthwhile content
Go back to your pedophile boyfriend or whatever.
Also, rate my OC. I spent a good portion of last night making it.
>>24266488
Probably not. Also mystery clams to be overweight with cowtits unlike that woman.
>>24266488
No, you complete and utter faggot. That is some whore named shmegmehegh or something. How are you so new.
>>24266535
>le reddit-tier oc with le drugs and le neonazi, aren't i a cool girl XDDDD
These men hate you, sis.
>>24266541
Nah, this is mystery.
Tell snowman I say hi, mystery! Alex too!
>hikke bf started using 4chan again
>won't stop spouting /pol/ memes
>sends me endless news links
>browses boards when we're together and begins to hyperventilate and have panic attacks due to happenings or bolstering of police state
This is going to get worse, I bet.
>>24266561
>Implying I'm a girl in your eyes
wewlad
Here's the first draft.
>>24266570
>reverse search
>no results
Is this really mystery?
>>24266570
don't fuck with me senpai. that's clearly a guy.
>>24266596
Yes.
bloriginal.
>>24262717
>tfw pretend to be a girl on MMOs and look for the most robot-y person on them and build up their confidence over the months i play that game
>tfw actually fell in love with someone that thought i was a girl.
>He went from a basement-level loser to an office job because i convinced him to go to college
>He has no idea how i feel about him, or that im a boy.
Im not a fembot but I figured this didn't warrant its own thread
>>24266604
the thin eyebrows and weak jawline are telling me this is a ugly girl
>>24266570
Don't know who that is. I'll tell alex you said hi but I get the feeling that you don't know who that is.
>>24266613
It would warrant one, but that's okay.
You've got to tell him. Are you a tranny or trap?
>>24266596
The face matches the voice, so to speak. I'd say so.
>>24266613
Poor dude, I'm going to feel bad for him if he finds out.
>>24266596
>>24266611
It's not me but it kind of looks like me, it's probably the closest you'll get.
>>24266613
let him know that you're actually a man. Send him a picture of your dick and call him a faggot
>>24266637
Already jerking off to it lmao
>>24266629
No, not even full-blown gay.
I wasn't trying to lead him on or anything, and we were never in any E-romantic situations, i just acted girly and cutesy around him and threw out a few compliments here and there to make him feel better about himself.
>>24266618
Remember, he was that greenshirt guy that orbited you in 2011-2012?
I do know Alex.He never misses a supper.
>>24266657
*who orbited you
my bad
>>24266657
Oh. Barely. I dunno. I don't think he ever orbited me, he e-mailed me once to talk about some stacey he knew irl. Nice dude.
I don't get it. How do you know Alex? I feel kind of territorial now.
Mystery is right, though. She is the glue that holds these threads together.
And, by god, if we would not lick her feet for a chance to speak to the pure maiden.
Fuck I love mystery.
I masturbate to the thought of her every night.
>>24266655
That's pretty nice of you anon, just make sure you don't string him along. Guys get the wrong idea if you are too nice.
>>24266686
These are easily the worst threads on r9k though, that's really not a claim to fame.
>>24266695
He has a girlfriend, a job, and expecting his first kid in 6 months. He knows im not stringing him along, i just dont know how to get over him personally.
>mfw roasties complain about their stupid shit
>>24266684
He was super nice. I think he pretty much orbited ever femtrip at the time.
I just do. Really nice yandere-fag, used to make story threads?
>>24266735
>he pretty much orbited ever femtrip at the time
y-you're breaking my hart
>>24266719
It's sweet of you to give him a push but he probably also would have achieved his own success without your help. Obviously he had the will power to do it, someone telling me to do something isn't enough to convince me. I'm sure he values your friendship a lot too.
>>24266762
You have plenty of other orbiters
>tfw so pathetic I go on /r9k/ for male attention because I'm too insecure to get it in the real world
>>24266797
i don't have any... alex was my only friend ;_; hearing this has made me very sad desu
>>24266800
go away
>>24266735
>every femtrip
not every
>>24266810
you go away roastie whore.
>>24266800
This is pretty much every femthread on r9k.
They come here and act like HPD sluts, than when people call them out on it they go buttmad and get their legion of thirsty beta's to white knight for them.
That's basically why I use 8ch's r9k these days, this place is slowly becoming shittier every day.
>>24262865
Fuck I love corgis.
>>24266886
I want a Corgi. They are way too cute.
>>24266886
Isn't that a Shiba Inu though?
>>24266949
No, that's a corgi. Shibas have different faces, and longer noses, if i recall
>>24266810
But random anons orbit you
>tfw alex used to be my only friend
Do you guys still playneopets? And is he doing alright these days?
>>24266816
I love you, gingy-kun.
>>24266996
>>24266949
They also don't have tiny legs, they are a spitz breed with a curly tail.
>>24267023
A little bit not really. Yes I think he's okay. I didn't know he was such a little whore though ;__________;
>>24266816
Where do you shitpost now that the mate threads are gone? Your posts were always my favorite.
>tfw you let your bisexual friend lick your pussy one time then she thinks you're her gf
>>24267049
>little whore
Nah, I haven't spoken with him in years! Just think about him from time to time.
This is weird now, later mystery.
Suggestion for fembots
fuck off
>>24267075
>tfw got a penis so I can't do this
dickgirl feels amirite? :^)
>>24263079
I'm a borderline chad that will pity fuck you if you come to my city
>>24262717
> made it 5 days without eating like shit
> lost weight
> went to the buffet on night 6
I just got so many headaches eating just 1200 kcal. ;_;
>>24262717
>tfw really want to lose my kissing and cuddling virginity with another girl, but don't want to date them
any other girl know this feel?
I try to be more "open minded" but threads like this confirm my misogyny every time. Women are truly awful
>>24267476
These threads won't fix the misogyny since this is where the scummiest of women go to be whinge about shit
>>24267075
Straight girls are the devil desu. Why would let her think she has a chance if she doesn't?
I literally had a nightmare last night that I used a trip. I was so disgusted with myself.
watching my korean dramas all weekend because my housemates left me all alone. I dont even have any friends that are into korean shit like me, what is life
>>24267322
this is very unusual. why would you get a headache from not eating? are you dehydrated?
>>24269038
I met a male into kdrama recently, he likes it more than me and recommends shit.
>>24269075
you're living the dream. i tried to show my friends some kpop but they just tell me to turn that shit off and laugh at my feminine boys.
any fembots that have steam or skype? I haven't had anyone to chat with or play games with since I started uni last year
>>24267055
>Where do you shitpost now that the mate threads are gone?
All over the place, usually have a few weird comics for specific repeat threads.
I got two questions for fembots. What do you consider yourself from a scale of 1-10? What is the lowest you would date?
>tfw no bf with a noble and heroic spirit
>>24269950
>tfw not the noblest and heroic spirit and ultimate bro
>tfw christine doesnt respond
>>24269705
I think I'm a solid 4 on a good day.
I'd date a -100000000/10. I don't care. Just as long as he's white but at this point I'm so lonely I don't even care about racemixing either. I have biggr problems to worry about
>>24269705
I don't know what I'd rate myself. Perhaps a 3 or 2 perhaps?
I have a dick so I think that pegs me down a few levels.
As far as dating goes, I don't really know anymore. I guess it doesn't appeal to me.
>>24269705
I'm 3/10, would probably settle for 3/10 in kind, maybe even specific 2/10s due to high tolerance for certain ranges of deformity and medical anomaly. Currently with a 5/10 because of hypergamy.
>>24270404
Well, 4 is sufficient for wifing for me. Where do i apply for your love? Do you need my resume?
>>24270491
Yes, please post your resume on this vietnamese cartoon forum
>>24270448
Hm? A fembot with a dick? So arent you a trapbot? Or maybe a transbot?
>>24270525
You could say that. I always just say I'm a hermaphrodite, it's a lot easier to understand.
>>24270515
Oh crap, i didnt think you'd actually want it. I dont have a resume :(
>>24270549
I guess that means you're going to have to write one...
>>24270544
Hm, seems interesting. How does that work? Do you go to the bathroom with one or both somehow? How would sexual relations work?
>>24262717
>has a vagina
>robot
pick one
i love you all, fembots <3
>>24270610
Only the Vagina is functional.
>>24270621
No you don't. In fact you would probably hate most of them if you met them in real life. Some are okay though I'm sure.
>>24270666
Ah, that makes sense. Have you ever found someone who was ok with your downstairs business? If not, do you still look?
>>24270666
I can deal with the dick.
>tfw no gf
>>24270669
speak for yourself, ok mi famiglia?
>>24270731
>>24270750
Plenty of people are fine with the dick, most men are, in fact. I'm just ugly upstairs, is all.
>>24270580
I've already talked to you through email i think. We lived a bit too far away for what i had in mind. Still fun to ask you to be my 4/10 waifu though
>>24270751
Stop being a liar. Mate.
Does females usually take away a point if you wear glasses?
>>24270766
Hm, well i certainly feel you there. I cant seem to get rid of my weird baby face. My beard certainly isnt helping
Fembots:
Would you date a guy that's currently a poor NEET but is actively working on putting his life back together after being behind in life due to family reasons?
>>24270845
I'm dating a poor NEET who loses more control over his life by the day with only his mental health as an excuse.
pls im so lonely how can i get a fembot gf
>>24271049
It's easier if you go to school or have a job.
You see that ~4/10 girl that stands in the corner? The one who doesn't usually talk to anyone and keeps to her self? The one who avoids eye contact and does her work and goes home? She's usually a fembot. I can always look at other girls and tell who's a loner and who's just waiting for their friends to show up.
These girls are desperate for human contact too. Guys treat ugly girls like shit, go up to her and make her feel special and she'll literally melt in your hands. males and female bots act a lot more similar then you might think.
>>24270803
depends if they suit your face or not. post pics.
>>24271119
y-yes do this someone, plz do this i'll love u forever
>>24269705
I'm thin and not that appalling so maybe 4/10? Would love another loner 4/10, but if he has the same interests and is nice to talk to i'd dip into 3/10.
Only standard is no obese men. I do like gyming a bit and i'd like a companion. (unless you're willing to change ofc, I would help you out)
>>24271119
Until they these girls get more confidence and then leave. I mean, from what i hear, its not like I've experienced the soul crushing pain of losing a qt fembot to chad. ;_;
>>24271119
You see that ~4/10 girl that stands in the corner? The one who doesn't usually talk to anyone and keeps to her self? The one who avoids eye contact and does her work and goes home? She's usually a fembot. I can always look at other girls and tell who's a loner and who's just waiting for their friends to show up.
oh god this is me. make it stop
>>24271119
>These girls are desperate for human contact too.
I know I'm not, and find it distressing.
I like just being by myself with my shitty mobile device, shitposting on a college campus.
From what I've read, female r9k users are more likely to have schizotypal tendencies- naturally isolated and comfortable alone.
>>24271181
I don't understand this meme, why would a Chad want a 4/10 fembot? Most of the time she wouldn't want a Chad because he's too different anyway. I couldn't even imagine dating an attractive party guy, I would feel like I'm trying to be someone else around him.
I just want tobe myselft b h. That's why having a robot bf with similar traits and hobbies is better.
>>24271119
>You see that ~4/10 girl that stands in the corner?
is this just for anons at college
>>24271181
Bullshit. A fembot would melt in your hands and never leave you. You've been dating staceys obv
>>24271214
He wasnt a party chad, he was a good looking hipster who watched full metal alchemist one time and thought he was a weaboo. She went for him immediately. I hope their happy, because i'm still depressed.
>>24271237
idk where else you would meet people that isn't college or work. I don't really go anywhere else. actual fembots are probably at home when they aren't at school/work so you're probably out of luck.
>>24271254
Well i must've mistaken that shy girl for stacey. I dont even know what to say anymore. I feel horrible
>>24271266
Sorry anon, that sounds terrible. I definitely get what you mean by the "get more confidence and leave" thing though now that I read over your post. I've never had a bf, but I used to have friends. I'd know them for ~2 months but they'd use me as stepping stones for becoming confident and getting new cooler friends. I just gave up because it kept happening to me.
I don't know how to avoid this happening when you get a gf, but I hope you get another chance. If she had a good looking guy interested in her she must've been pretty normie though.
can I ask how you met her?
>>24271316
fembots aren't just "shy" jesus christ. they have very few redeeming qualities if any at all.
>normies in charge of defining things
>>24271119
no
delete this please
>>24271254
I want you to melt in my arms and wake up next to me.
>>24271358
p-please
>i pictured my oneitis saying this
;_;
>>24271357
y
does it hurt
>>24271372
>tfw not mystery's oneitis
>>24271386
Kind of a cool, funny face- lots of character. Lesbian haircut, but I know that that's what's hip now, so I can't blame you.
Beautiful shade of blue in those eyes, nice looking skin.
7/10
>>24271386
go away you attention whore
>>24271422
how do you know that?
>>24271422
disappointing, anonkun
>>24271331
We grew up together. I had known her all my life, and we were each others only real friends. It just kinda grew into a relationship from there. I always knew i wanted her to be with me forever, but i guess she didnt see it that way. It hurts to talk about
>>24271346
Well then, i dont know what you want from me then. I cant sit here and tell you how much of a fembot she was.
>>24271437
Because I haven't talked to her much in private before she stopped responding.
>>24271331
bee my practice gf pls
>>24271470
That's a real dick move on her part desu. To just throw away a relationship like that is a fucking travesty. I'd love to have a friendship like that blossom into love, sounds ideal as fuck.
She's an idiot for choosing some hipster trash over you. I'd kill for a life long relationship with a boy.
>>24271524
I don't think I can take anymore heartbreak from "friends". Being a practice gf would just destroy me.
>>24271382
y-yes
i didn't think anyone noticed
>>24271524
REEEEEEEEEE LEAVEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE
>>24262717
>tfw malebots won't stop posting in these threads
>tfw no 100% female cozy feels thread
>>24271563
I was mostly describing myself, I didn't realize other people felt this way.
>>24271556
Thanks. I told her not to talk to me anymore after she fucked my shit up like that, and i deleted her from everything i had immediately after finding out anout her cheating on me. But i wish i wouldn't have. I'll always feel like its my fault for just cutting her out the day after i knew for sure that she was doing that behind my back. Maybe she would have came back
>>24271196
I had a 1/10 girl who was obsessed with me. I knew how hard and painful her life was, I dreamed of helping her.
But, when I got near her in person, she was just too ugly for me. Not much I could do. I would have vomited.
>>24271620
If I had to choose between a cheating, mean bf or being alone I would choose being alone. You did good anon, even if she did come back she would've just seen you as a filler bf. She'd always be trying to do better. Hopefully one day you'll find someone who appreciates you and doesn't look over your affection to scout for Chads.
hopefully we all make it one day
>>24271666
I hope so. I'm just now getting over it and i'm able to talk about her without bawling. Dunno how i'd handle trying to get a gf though, i guess i'll just small talk with girls until stuff happens?
>bipolar
>make your girlfriend cry by calling her manipulative etc.
>lightly rub her back and read to her every night, talking about what self is and why she's beautiful
>write her poems and paint her portraits
>scream in public and cry when she says she feels like you don't love her
>>24270404
>I'd date a -100000000/10.
No, you wouldn't. Drop the ''desperate fembot'' act. I can't afford to be picky, but I wouldn't date a man I was absolutely repulsed by. You need at least a tiny bit of attraction. Why don't you go respond to your orbiters e-mails?
>tfw no qt swedish bf
>>24272319
>tfw no michelle gf
>>24272347
>tfw all men want is some weird meth addict with boobs
>>24272369
>tfw you will never run your fingers across her bonychest
>>24272319
Because I'm sure some guy would love to be your "platonic bf" until you kek him with a negroid.
>>24272369
right-- no self-esteem, easily exploited, and totally dependent
>>24272454
I-I would do anything for swedish-kun
>>24272347
>>24272426
There's something weirdly attractive about this skelly. It's like I want to carry her around and be like her personal assistant because she's a Skeleton and can't do anything for herself. I'd also do skeleton sex with her.
Any fem bots want too talk to me while I play fallout 4?
>>24272604
What about this skele?
>>24272540
>"Life without men is superior."
>"U-unless Chad finally wants me... :3"
You make me laff. I honestly hope you're just a guy trolling because if you actually exist it's pretty sad.
>>24272725
ashleys face annoys me sorry not sorry
>>24272725
Please don't post Ashley
>>24272604
Michelle is qt skeleton
>>24272805
you fucking sicko
>>24272784
i dont think he is a chad once he shows his chadly side (which is inevitable) then i guess i'll go back to my male-free fantasies
don't know what happened to this thread but
>tfw a little cute but
>horrible fucking social anxiety
>weird as fuck
>>24272725
>>24272822
I'd gladly do skeleton sex with them
>>24272604
>I'd also do skeleton sex with her.rattle rattle
>>24272822
>not posting ashley
kek
>>24272837
>lol I'm so weird xD
>i'm too nervous to ask chad if I can suck his massive throbbing 8x7 nigger dick so I have social anxiety
>>24272871
>dat daria episode
Might be why I am attracted to anagirls
>>24272932
spooks
>>24272969
if you're not ashley's size, are you even trying?
>>24272932
>so self conscious that you starve yourself into a literal hungry skeletal
>don't bother to shave your peach fuzz
TOP KEK
if you tried fucking her, do you think she's break?
>>24273004
ayy lmao
ayylmaoblox
>>24273025
>literal skeleton mode
>>24272369
I want you mystery. Please skype with me. Why are you so shy?
>>24272831
And then you will be mine.
>>24273047
Congratulations, you finally found someone even worse than yourself.
>>24273047
Is your forehead this large?
>>24273118
>worse
what?
>>24273150
stop ignoring me!!! skype me
>>24273144
depends, how long have you been posting AMWF?
>>24273144
when did kaka get so weird looking? god save her
>>24273176
he has been doing this obsessively since 10 Feb 2011, proof
https://archive.is/SqMNQ
>>24273176
Never
>>24273184
She looked cute in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tupFy7OCSA
>>24273253
holy shit, has she always been this retarded? did i miss the part where she was diagnosed with IDD (mental retardation)?
>>24273301
can you please stop attention whoring? why do you make every thread about you?
>>24263534
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>>24273335
>not liking mystery threads
get out of here faggot
Any girls who never learned how to makeup here?
It's so goddamn expensive and complicated. The more I pay attention to that world, the more it seems like overpriced bullshit. Is there any actual difference between drugstore brands and NYX ABH DESU BBQ brands??
Where do I even start?
>>24273387
but it isn't a mystery thread, it's a fembot thread. fuck off beta orbiter.
>>24273413
am I still a beta orbiter if I'm a girl? I would love to be mystery's bitch anyhow.
>>24273253
i just finished this video. i can't believe she ends up crying at the end over a fucking pony.
>>24273465
yes. what is so endearing about a tripfag that you feel the need to orbit them like this? how pathetic are you senpai
>>24273301
It is hard living in the shadow of your ugly younger sister
>>24273398
elf cosmetics is really cheap, just start off with a little mascara and continue from there
>>24273504
kaka breakdown when?
>>24273504
>girl below
what the fuck
>>24273504
>ugly
i'd kill to look like kota t b h, what's so ugly about her?
>>24273517
This is like those people who give advice about social interaction by saying
>just start making conversations with people and continue from there
Mascara makes sense but what next? How much makeup am I supposed to buy? Do I need to contour? How do I match eyeshadows? How many do I put on at once?? What's the difference between elf and NYX?
There are so many variables in between putting on mascara and being a person who is good at makeup
>>24273577
kota was fat and ugly before her transformation. Keeks was much more conventionally attractive
>>24273398
I don't know how to makeup either. I just put on some foundation that a Sephora girl helped me pick out and then put on mascara. I probably end up looking just as bad though t b h.
>>24269705
I am an 8 and would go for a 3 that would let me treat him like a subhuman in private, but know that I would also love him dearly.
>>24273578
mascara looks good alone, that's why it's best to start with that. imo don't buy too many products at a time, see which brands works for you and build up your collection over time. contouring is not for beginners and most girls end up looking muddy as fug.. also it never looks good in daylight unless you're really good at it. nyx is expensive overpriced bs, elf has decent quality and is the cheapest option
>>24273697
I find that mascara makes my eyes look really dark because I already have dark under circles. I try to use light foundation under my eyes, but it's not really helping. what do i do.
Is it because I'm applying mascara to my bottom lashes? am i not suppose to do that? (none of the mascara hits my skin, I'm good at that at least)
>>24273728
maybe a concealer stick instead? i have horrible dark circles too, makeup helps a little but if yours are really bad its limited what makeup can do
>>24273819
my skin is darker so it's hard to find products that help without making the area stand out. do you know any good brands?
I've heard that this is good, but it's a drugstore item and i've had bad experiences with that
http://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/maybelline-instant-age-rewind-eraser-dark-spots-concealer-treatement/6000110953855
>>24273651
so that's why you're on r9k
>>24273819
Not that anon, but won't all this makeup fuck up your skin and age you?
>>24263562
>America has the highest quality coffee beans in the world retard
lel
Fembots are a thing? Really? I find that really hard to believe. Men will settle for just about any woman unless you're a total psycho or something.
>>24273919
as long as you wash it off at night I'm pretty sure it's okay.
If anything it's not wearing sunscreen that REALLY fucks you up
>>24273878
i was literally just watching a youtube review on that one, been wanting to try it out. i'm not too good with brands.
Wtf I haven't been on r9k for years and this is what it has degenerated to?
God help us, god help robots.
There will never be a place for genuine robots anymore, it ias always invaded by females who fucking have to ruin everything.
You fucking whores, you will never be robots you stupid fat ugly bitches. No matter how subsidised you feel, you will always have it easy socially.
Fuck off back to tumblr, you utter utter despicable cows.
>>24273897
I'm on r9k because I can't seem to leave.
But a robot slave wouldn't be bad either
>>24274493
Haha, get a load of this bloke
>>24274493
Get your ass to Wizardchan, I'll meet you there, faggot.
>>24274089
I don't watch youtube reviews because they make me feel bad about myself. I refuse to sit through 10/10 girls telling me how products make their eye circles and acne go away when they don't even have any in the first place.
>>24274528
got skype? jfksdl
>>24274705
Are you fat or skeltal?
>>24274786
im in good shape
pic related its me
>>24271140
Do you have contact info so i can ahow you?
>>24271764
>lesbo domestic violence
What a surprise...
>>24274956
> that mustache
Kek
