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Anyone here from Canada?
Sup bro
yes
someone be my bf
>>24144638
pls be in ottawa
>>24144646
no im in bcand a boy
>>24144667
thats ok
>>24144686
no its not ok
i want a cute guy to do things with
but i cant find one
Who /maritimes/ here?
>>24144719
just b in ottawa friendo :)
>>24144741
wish I could teleport
why did you asshats vote for luke wilson as your pm?
>>24144667
>bc
How does it feel to be living in such a multicultural shithole senpai?
>>24144617
Saskatchewan here
who montreal/laval here and not a fucking normie just on 4chan for the epic memes they saw on 9gag
>>24145002
I dont really leave my house so I dont really know.
Theres a lot of asian people I guess, which is alright. All the lgbt resources are deep in vancouver and I live about an hour away so that doesn't really help.
Just seems like any other place to me. Impossible to find a boyfriend though.
>>24144646
>Ottawa
>total shit
>>24144667
>BC
>Province of serial killers
>>24144735
Halifax master race reporting in
>>24145016
>Just no
>>24145027
Montreal and Laval aren't on the same planet, sorry friendo. If you're from laval just say so and we can all point and laugh, otherwise I guess you're alright.
ANY QUESTIONS
>>24145027
>not a fucking normie just on 4chan for the epic memes they saw on 9gag
Those are two completely contradicting statements. Which one is it?
>>24145027
>quebecer
>thinking they're Canadian
lol we don't want you senpai desu. pls leave tihs board and separate yourselves from the country. thnx
Ontario here thank god I don't live in Toronto
>>24144970
dude weed lmao
>>24145118
they are literally like 5 minutes from each other, as I literally just said, no fucking memes please
>>24145145
considering trudeau got elected, yeah I'm hoping for another separatist referendum soon
>>24144735
the valley
>>24145126
how are those contradicting, just tired of everyone that's ever been from here on /r9k/ being a total normie who's just on here because of r/bestof4chan or some shit
How do you want your country senpai?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk2aSBrR6U
>>24144617
Toronto reporting, anyone else?
>>24145152
Haha, oh boy. It's like comparing Manhattan and Yonkers with each other - if you know where those are, that is.
>>24145229
Me. I'm attending u of t. You downtown?
Who /KeepItWeird/ here?
>>24145222
I wonder what next year it will be. Will we even make it to next year?
>>24145260
I mean what is your point. Im looking for robots in hangout distance, I'm not interested in fucking MONTREAL NIGGAS BE LIKE, LAVAL NIGGAS BE LIKE shit
Saskatchewan reporting in.
Most robotic, depressing province.
Montreal fag reporting in.
If there are any fat girls or fat male anons who want to make out and hook up just holler
I'm pretty fat but I'm 6'2 so it kind of works, right?
L O N D O N
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Here familia
>>24144617
I'm a frenchie from Montreal please no bully
>A FUCKING LEAF
>A
>FUCKING
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEAF
>>24145313
At least you don't live in the Yukon.
>>24145314
no homo
>>24145345
hello my friend
>>24145364
>Fucking stars and stripes
Looks like a pre-schooler made it.
>A FUCKING LEAF
toronto reporting in btw f.am
>>24145396
I'm a guy to, Montreal fembots do t exist
I miss the Canadian cukkposters, because the we're actually original and funny.
>>24145118
Halifax as well.
Did you leave your shitty small town and move here too?
>>24145430
is this just a sex thread or something
>>24145471
Isn't that what we all really want lol in down to just meet up and chill IDK
Anyone here from Alberta?
>>24145492
Ight where's the other guy, let's get somethin goin
>MORE refugees
>HIGHER hydro bills(at least in Ontario)
>LE weed meme.. at least not for another couple years
>TPP is going to destroy this country
>ITS FUCKING 2015
I mean I hated Harper as much as the next guy but jesus christ yay lets spend hundreds of millions to fast track a couple thousand refugees. Yippe we saved the middle east
>>24144617
Yeah, Edmonton.
>>24145639
my brother from another mother yet still residing in the same locality
>>24145268
>U of T
Suddenly I don't want to hang out with you anymore.
>>24145755
Don't bully me please.
>>24145783
Not bullying you anon, just not telling you that I no longer want anything to do with you. You are still redeemable, whats your major?
>>24145281
>Carlos is STILL at ytv
>>24145755
I attend Ryerson wanna fuck
>>24145268
>im attending u of t
that's not something to be proud of senpai. nvr mention again. atleast you're not going to ryerson
Who Windsor Ontario here?
>Job hunting in the 519
JUST
>>24145823
General biology, I'm minoring in immunology and German.
>>24144735
Cape Breton here
>>24145832
Hmmm
Maybe anon, If you tell me your major.
who durham region here
>>24145570
I'm asuburb fagbut I go to CEGEP in Montreal so I can go pretty much any time after classes really.
boonie fucker in huntsville ontario/705 area code
literally no one
>>24145823
why is U f T bad?
I'm trying to get into either UfT or Queen
>>24145268
UofSHIT here as well, was in life science/biology but transferred out, haha. How are you finding your major?
Newfoundland
who quebec cote-nord
ottawa, kanata - aka fagsville
>>24145830
> tfw Sugar left
who /ottawa/ herewho /carleton university/ here
>>24147232
you mean carleton "university"
>>24147268
Where else are you gonna go for a STEM degree in ottawa desu senpai
>>24145281
>>24145830
>>24147194
>YTV then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78rkP-_4L6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXt5L7taKpU
>YTV now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E_fRS5ZSaE
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>24145281
inuyasha on bionix was my shit
>>24145151
Hamilton here, in Guelph currently
>>24145516
I am from Alberta but no one is ever from here because it's so small (Medicine Hat).
>>24147633
>dubstep
>hip kids
RIP YTV
>>24147633
Didn't they get bought out by Nickelodeon? Or some shit like that. Would be my guess. I remember staying up late at night just to watch anime with my little sister and little brother. Good memories
>>24145516
Edmonton reporting in
American here;
So here's a quick assessment I've come up with just by glancing through this thread for 3 minutes
So large Canadian metropolitan cities that are separated by large scores of land, with very few people in between in an already low population density country leads to some form of "city-state" mentality, where people from places like Ontario, Toronto, Edmonton, etc have great pride in their semi-isolated city while poking fun at those not from it, right?
I'm sure the really autistic Canadians that take their pride too seriously are the ones that legit hate other people from other "city-states". Kinda like the extreme Quebec.
And then the severely autistic Canadians are the ones that hate America, the country that gives it tons of cultural exports and also benefits off of the us gdp right?
Correct me Canada bros if I'm wrong
>>24145639
Ayo Etown brothers
>>24148252
naw almost everyone here hates americans. Or at least the ones we see on the news. Your country is severely fucked up and we dont want no part of it. The only reason we export to you is because we literally have to (nafta rapes us pretty hard), we could sell to europe/asia, you aren't that necessary and canada could be self-sustainable if it came down to it.
The city-state mentality is pretty much correct, but a lot of the cities are bound by contempt for their city, not love.
>>24148252
Different provinces are pretty much like different countries though. Vancouver is like China while in Ontario, Toronto is shitskin territory. It would be like comparing California to New York and then Alaska
>>24148337
To be fair most countries hate Americans to some extent for good reasons
Vancouver here. I'm still at work you fucks.
>>24148419
>>24148337
Interesting
Thanks for answering my assessment
It'll go a long way
403 SA
>>24148252
>Extreme Quebecois
>Litterally every English canadian has some sort of random hatred for Quebec.
>Unless you're like from Montreal which is basically the Hong Kong of Canada, you're a piece of shit to the rest of them.
>>24148580
You threaten to leave all the time and demand special payments and treatment and other chickenshit.
Of course we hate you.
>>24148682
Too bad we are both mutually fucked if that happens, and no wonder the conservatives want to live, you're considered a piece of shit for being alive here.
Older generations are dying off anyways so doesn't really matter.
>>24148580
>want to leave the country
>still want to benefit from our taxes
and you wonder why lol
403, near lethbridge
>>24145575
Hello /pol/friend
>>24148811
Don't worry, JUSTin will probably drown the whole country in retarded language politics and we can all go bankrupt like is happnening in New Brunswick.
>>24148919
Better than getting broke on our expensive oil with Stephan and dumping cash on unrealistic ideas with Mulkair.
The rest of the parties are memes.
>>24148963
It's not any better. It's just a different way to suffer.
>>24148990
At least you'll be able to get high with less of a hassle to bury your burden, not like it'll affect your life as a robot either way lel
>>24148919
news flash. canada isn't the only country in a recession. it's happening all over the world. This is what "they" want. i don't mean to go /tinfoil/ but it's true. country leaders are just puppets, they don't make actual decisions. they're just celebrities
it's all a lie
>>24149049
>impying weedman will legalize it instead of pretending to do something but then hanging it over every election for the next decade to get votes
I miss Chretien, at least he strangled people for hitting him with pies.
>>24145516
Calgary here
>>24145151
Fucking Toronto man. The citys split into segments that are about the size of a normal city. Shits too fucking huge.
>>24146848
wadda ya at by
Waterloo reporting in
Kill me pls
>>24145268
>u of t
Lmao kill yourself faggot
>>24145516
>>24149253
Calgary AB
819 Gatineaufag
>>24148236
Edmonton here too
>>24150137
I don't understand.
Isn't uft a good university? Is it because of SJWs? Again, I dont get the joke here.
>>24150706
U of T is garbage
Administration is full of literal Jews
They accept every retard and a half, then they kick out like half and import more chinks
Then they grade like Nazis and make it impossible to go to any grad schools, even their own.
My parents work there and ik a good portion of the staff. They make stupid amounts of money off you keks.
Also, the sjw is about to get exponentially worse over the next few years. They have mandated consent classes and more gender tolerance bullshit in the works.
Get the fuck out
>>24150405
Canada has area codes? I thought that was only in the US
>>24150955
lel
Yes, but usually only 1 or 2 per province unless you're in one of the shitty provinces filled with brown people and tumblr
Who /northoftoronto/ here?
>Subway taking forever to expand
>Guidos everywhere
>But at least they're better than Indians
Also who /uncomfortable/ here?
>Almost winter so it's getting chilly
>But not cold enough to turn on the heating
>Have to choose one or the other
Cape Breton reporting.
DON'T BELIEVE NORMIE LIES.
>>24151001
he gets it
any cute boys herre
>>24151373
m-me cute 5'6 skinny manlet ;-;
toronto here, around high park. Does anyone else notice the large amount of fucking hipsters
>>24151446
also why do some people take so much pride in what part of canada they're from, like if you hate toronto so much don't come, same with quebecois
>>24151320
Add Montreal and have a picture of Chad in there.
>>24151446
Flemingon park here. Haven't noticed any more hipsters than usual, unless niqabs are in now?
any femboats in toronto here?
>>24151551
not really around the science center, try dundas west and any university area. sjw's, hipsters, alternatives galore
>>24150143
>>24149253
Are you qt's? SW here
>>24151373
Are you cute?
I'm from Toronto and I'm not brown.
Come over so I can snuggle ya. 6'4 btw.
Kelowna BC reporting in. Its beautiful but I hate it here.
>>24151373
depends on how cute you find hairy, chubby boys with bad hair
so many Canada robots.
sadly I'm stuck in the shitty north
>tfw lost my virginity to a fem"bot" from one of these Canada threads>I blacked a girl from 4chan
Don't give up hope, brehs
>>24145337
yo
this place sucks
come mercy kill me
>>24151613
Not unless you're into larger dudes
>>24151724
>implying forfeiting your chance of learning the dark arts and bending space and time is a good thing
You fool! You let the normies brainwash you
>>24151768
I do regret losing my virginity.
She wasn't even goodShe was also fat as fuck and ugly and had emo cut marks all over
>>24151811
this post made me feel better
>>24151887Don't trust headshots. Bitches use thousands of filters and makeup
Wasn't really my virginity tho, just my raw sex virginity
all canada keks should scream 4chan really loudly right now, if two of us are neighbors/in the same area it would be cool
>>24151966
I feel like I'd rather not know another robot lives in my neighborhood
>>24151724
>I blacked a girl from 4chan
The fuck does that even mean?
>>24151966
>>24152030
Yeah, same. I think it was around 6 years ago I found some "/b/ was here" graffiti in some rural area literally in the middle of fucking nowhere
>>24145229
Ayyy lmao
>>24145268
UWaterloo engineering master race
>>24148963
its delightful in the most sickening way that you speak like you have any clue
>>24144617
montreal represent!
>>24152152
>UWaterloo engineering master race
Reddit: the major
>>24152211
Getting a job: the university
>>24152266
Can confirm false
Also at Waterloo
Engineers are fucking retarded
>>24152266
>Getting replaced by outsourcing to India or (for bonus points) by an Indian immigrant who will do your job for 1/2 the cost while leeching off your tax money: The Degree
>>24147633
It used to be YTV>Teletoon
Now its Teletoon>>>>Ytv
Where did it all go wrong
>>24152320
I wonder. Wouldn't going to med school be the most valuable thing right now?
>>24152284
Can confirm true. I'm a recently graduated computer engineer. I worked at a bunch of startups, Google, and Facebook during coop. I ended up turning down my offer at Facebook to work at a startup in Waterloo. About 80% of my class is working out of school, 15% went to grad school, and the other 5% are in their parents basements now.
>Engineers are fucking retarded
Sounds like you're in arts :^)
>>24152266
lmao congratulations on that job i'm sure you'll have fun building a robot to suck your dick
>>24152123
Means I'm black
>>24152367
Nope, I'm in science.
You engineers literally just circlejerk and suck each other's dicks.
>muh co-op
I got a job at the CDC for life and I'm only a 2nd year.
Fuck off
>>24151748
Not rly. Im more gay in a non-physical kind of way. I am looking for a 420 hookup though, you know any1?
>>24152326
>YTV shows in 1998
http://web.archive.org/web/19980211163622/http://www.ytv.com/shows/index.asp
>YTV shows now
http://www.ytv.com/shows
>>24152406
>Means I'm black
Oh.. why would you fuck a girl from here anyways? Why would anyone? I'd rather pay a prostitute at least they're more respectable. Still a virgin tho
Are you of Jamaican background?
>>24152406
>Nope, I'm in science
>not engineering
>not math/CS
There's literally no reason for you to be at UW. You would've been better off at another school.
>CDC
kek, that's what you guys aspire to?
>>24145002
I live in BC and the town I live in is 90% white.
Literally only Vancouver is a multiculti shithole.
>>24152581
>that's what you guys aspire to
>I work at a startup in Waterloo
:^)
>>24148252
Honestly I'm a bit envious of the geography of the USA.
Cities are plentiful and quite close to each other.
Canada has about 5 major cities, and they're all a few days drive apart. It fucking sucks.
>>24152506
Do kids not like cartoons these days? I dont want to sound like a nostalgia-fag but it seems like most kids shows are either hannah montana ripoffs or tumblr bait cartoons
>>24152627
laughable.
Quick, someone give me a calgary gf
>>24145516
Red Deer here
>tfw scared to go into the downtown at night
>>24152680
>Do kids not like cartoons these days?
I really don't think they do. I suspect the modern Internet has something to do with it, particularly Youtube and social networks.
>>24152900
I think this as well. Mostly from observing my brother he mostly just watches some YouTube shit or anime
>tfw putting your bike away for the winter
I hate driving my shitty car
>>24152680
Cartoons are too 90s
>>24152506
>Bump in the Night
>Dudley the Dragon
>Goosebumps
gone all nolstagia n shit on me nigga
90s cartoons were dope
WHO /vancouverisland/ HERE
>>24152506
>Secret World of Alex Mack
>wot that
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G846sZBbVIw
oh wow I remember watching this. I don't even remember if it was good or not but my brother, cousin and I would never miss it.
>>24152511
Escorts won't fuck black guys.
Not Jamaican.
Jamaicans made me hate black people
I was on Uh Oh and won a sony walkman
Ama
>>24153242
Did you get slimed?
>>24153188
are you a hedonist
>>24153242
>tfw Uh-Oh never auditioned at my school 'cause it was one of the niggest area of Toronto
>tfw my aunt got me the hook up to get in the audience and got to skip school
>mfw my whole school was jelly of my Uh-Oh tee
>>24145222
JUST REDDIT MY SHIT UP
>>24153271
Yes.
My teamate was a dumbass and couldnt answer an easy question
>>24153242
Do you have a link to that?
>>24147633
Hey, I recently stumbled upon this little project that some people are trying to put together. Basically, they intend to play old YTV shows like Reboot and Beast Wars and all those classics on a stream, complete with old commercials and maybe even Carlos and Sugar segments. I don't quite remember.
Here's their site if you just wanna take a look: ytvretro.com/social/
I thought it was a neat idea, but I don't imagine anyone here being able to watch it for more than a few days at most. Especially when the initial nostalgic fever wears off.Also, who /waterloouniversity/ here? tfw Geomatics
who /yorkuniversity/
>>24144617
North york, ontario here
>>24153348
Ill check youtube
I do have the vhs tape lying around somewhere
who University of Toronto Scarborugh or Centennial morningside campus here?
North Western Ontario here. I moved recently, its the most racist and meth riddled please in this country
>>24153401
what city/town do you live in senpai
>>24153347
Did it smell like shit?
Did they have a shower where you could wash yourself off after?
Was getting manhandled by the Punisher terrifying?
Did you get to talk to the host?
How long did the filming take?
Sorry for all the questions but I'm hella interested, I used to watch the show all the time.
>>24153289
No but I'm a lazy cunt.
I don't even smoke weed.
>>24147232
Carleton boyz support senpai
who /somewhereinbetweenprincealbertandsaskatoon/?
>>24153527
>Did it smell like shit?
No but it was salty as fuck
>Was getting manhandled by the Punisher terrifying?
What do you think? Hes probably why I still Banepost
>Did you get to talk to the host?
Ya, he was a nice dude. telling us dont be nervous ,have fun
>How long did the filming take?
Dont remember desu
>>24153391
>geomatics
with all due respect, lel.
>>24153391
CS here
>>24151629
Seconding this, nicest place to live with the absolute shittiest people. Also no jobs.
>>24153845
That sounds like literally anywhere in BC.
>>24145861
I am, grad student though
>>24152847
I used to live there m8
>>24153233halfJamaican here.
Why do you hate us? All the jamaicans and islanders I've met are some of the nicest most talkative people around.
I'm incredibly Torontonian here man whatchu want? I can tell you the best burgers in Town or show you where to get a 10 dollar pitcher of beer
>>24154308
>halfJamaican here.
Kek. Let me guess your mom is white? Literally an anchor baby
>>24153188
I'm here fampai. Do you like Bin 4? I think it's shit 2bh.
>>24154431
Nope. Everybody assumes that though and rightly so.She was born in england but still black.
Kek kek baka desu senpai lol
>>24144741
I'm in Ottawa
>tfw no qt guy to fool around and smoke weed with
Kek kek baka desu senpai lmaooo :(
>>24154543
>>24154578
heehee :3 desu senpai
24/F/514
Who would like to hang out? we could meet up at a bar.
>>24154742
ROASTIE
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avoid this succubus at all costs
>>24154575
I'd probably be cute if I wasn't fat
>tfw no fellow fat anon to lose weight with
Kingston here btw
Manitoba anyone?
>>24154965
>Manitoba
>>24155009
nice to meet you fellow robot? M or F?
>Canada thread
>all people do is report in saying they should hang out when clearly this board is full of people who would never hang out or even want to hang out.
Jesus christ this isn't /soc/. Are we ever going to actually talk about Canada-related things?
What about our new SJW Prime Minister?
What about some comfy Canadian 90's nostalgia?
Canadian-related feels? Hell, I don't know.
Here, I found this retro Ontario site that uploads old shows and adverts from the 80's. Hours of entertainment. www.retrontario.com
>>24153668
saskatoon reporting in
>>24145834
whats wrong with u of t? and more importantly what's wrong with ryerson? been looking at both these schools plz fill me in
>>24155163
Male
A/S/L?
>>24145222
you know he fucked up when even my mom who's a hardcore feminist wants him out now
roasties getting toasted WW@ http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-judge-judical-review-robin-camp-1.3311574?cmp=rss
>>24155169
Robots pretending to want to meet each other then proceeding to not meet each other is just as canadian as drinking maple syrup and eating beavers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8
tfw ytv no longer plays this at 6 am.
>>24155169
>What about some comfy Canadian 90's nostalgia?
Coming up anon.
>Early YTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78rkP-_4L6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXt5L7taKpU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEQbkbDxxCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC3e1dhiAaI
>90s/early 2000s Teletoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rII-TRBPy7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaZKG18Kf1A
>Commercials/Misc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT5TgNtwAmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6qUFm1HsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLU97sXo8QU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuEJWmxWkKw
>>24150405
Well that pic's only fitting.
What a bunch of degenerates we are.
>>24155457
>that Teletoon Promos (2001) video
>2:39
>"There's a good pussy"
2lewd
>>24155457
Freaky Stories. Fuck I remember that. "Happened to a friend of a friend of mine." The maggot guy always made me feel squeamish because of the goop in his mouth.
And that goddamn TV that constantly told me I was smarter than him. But, I remember that even as he was goddamn talking I was trying to watch the clips that were playing on his face.
>>24155457
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6qUFm1HsI
today this commercial would be something like "don't rape girls you shitlords"
>>24155457
God I remember the early Teletoon bumpers.
Fuck that shit was creepy. And the night ones were the worst.
>>24145374
I love the Yukon.
Vancouver, West End here.
>>24155457did anyone ever get their first giantess feels from stacey from stickin' around stepping on the bullies
>>24155457
HOLY SHIT stick around, I totally forgot about that
>>24155457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF-8mlO44z4
>>24151554
Hi I:V
>tfw too many ching chongs in Vancouver
>>24154575
If you or anyone else from Ottawa wants to talk or meet up, I'm floppy.copier on skype. I even add spambots.
>>24154308
Don't worry, Anon, I love you
>>24154965
>manitobot
I know how you feel
>>24155680
I'm seriously not trying to make my childhood sound edgy here, but I never found ANY of those episodes scary. And I scared pretty easy as a kid (I still kinda do, I think). I remember having an argument with a classmate in third grade over that.
>>24156252
You love me? Aw shucks anon!are you a qt grill?
>>24156221
>standing on TTC
>look around
>brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown brown yellow brown brown
>swarthy subhuman not-even-sure-if-it's-sentient tiny little brown goblins everywhere
>all shoving and jostling and pushing
>doing nothing
>adding nothing
>creating nothing
>they are all nothing
>one contiguous brown shitstain spread across my entire city
>nothing changes
>day in day out i watch the shitskin shitstain writhe and contort and smear itself across my face
>tfw no escape
>tfw literally feeling like youre drowning in a physical actual sea of smelly asian ching chong rice chink smelly nip gook nips
>tfw can't take it anymore
>tfw can't take it anymore
>tfw can't take iy anymore
nooooo more cchhhhhinkssssssss make them goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chinks plk g
Trois Riviere here, how do you guys even compete?
>>24155680
Where I live they played that PSA for decades, I shit you not, in 2009 it was still airing.
Along with the house hippo one, that everyone missed the point of. I loved it though.
>>24144617
yeh me
>>24156455
stfu chinks are better than mexicans and productive because their parents beat them to become doktor and lawyaer
but seriously vancouver is like a mini china town lol
>>24156455
At least they make me feel tall. I've retreated to the glorious bastion of whiteness that is Vancouver Island.
Ottawa and ill never meet up with any of you.
>>24156589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIU0HwKUKzk
also can anyone help me figure this one out
i literally dont understand what kind of advice its trying to give me
>>24145229
here
any /Humber/ here?
>>24147027
ayy originally from kdot
>>24156705
Fuck you, you friendless normie. I hope you choke to death on a shawarma.
>>24156221
Does this actually bother you? I'm from Vancouver and I couldn't care less what the racial make-up of the city is. Sure I'm mostly attracted to white girls but it's not like I ever talk to any of them anyway. Are people actually bothered when they see Chinese people in public? Do these people ever even go out in public?
edmonton pls respond
any qt montreal grills out there
NS here, how are you faggots
Are you guys relieved to see Harper out of office
What is your opinion on bagged milk
Does anyone get annoyed that Canada is stereotyped as having Newfie voices
Anyone remember the fitness PSA about the kid with the Pokemon card
>>24156757
>friendless normie
>>24156826
>Bagged milk
Canadians I swear, DUDE WEED LMAO better outlaw this
First year waterloo physics student here, how many of us are robots and how can I tell us apart from the relatively normie masses?
WHO /victoria/ HERE?
RAIN-AN
EXPENSIVE LIVING-AN
FUCK OAK BAY-AN
but at least it isn't awfully "cold" yet. cold for here, anyways.
>>24154784
Kingston, Ontario?
>>24156911
Further up the Island
>>24156865
Respect.
4th year myself but not at waterloo.
>>24156802
stop fetishizing our slutty french women
>>24156942
Where you at my man? You thinking of going on to grad school?
>>24156967
all i wanna do is talk to a qt montreal grill
cmon mang
pls responde
>>24156999
I don't want to do anymore school. I'm at Mac. Are you thinking of grad school?
>>24155457
THE HOUSE HIPPO, HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Hey fellow Canadians.
> Don't pay attention to elections
> Trudeau voted in, everyone I meet seems totally psyched that Harper's gone
> Wasn't paying attention, ask why I should hate Harper
> Everyone is enraged that I would say the man's name, nobody gives a valid reason
Did I deserve to be BTFO for that? You guys are my only source on anything nowadays.
>>24156772
Yes. I don't like being a minority in my own country. I don't like seeing stores with no English on them in an English speaking country. I don't like Chinese investors causing house prices to quadruple in the last 15 years. I don't like walking down the street being unable to understand every other person because they're not speaking our language.
>>24156865
ayy third year pure math herecontact info?
>>24157002
Quebecois here,
It's not worth it. Our women genuinely are shit tier, and I can't even begin to imagine how especially bad the Montreal ones must be.
>>24156865
We will be like ghosts, floating between classes, until we finally return to our rooms, away from the normal overload.
I guess you should look for sweaters, headphones, sitting close to the sides of the lecture halls, and the feeling that they are trying to get somewhere else fast.
I think we should make some kind of gay robot identification system. like a knot in your headphone wires in the shape of a diamond or something.
>>24157029
Yeah I am, and basically everyone else here in first year is at the moment. Feels like lots of competition but hopefully I can make it.
My mind tells me to just drop out and learn a trade but my heart's too in it to quit now. Gotta look forward to wage slaving off shitty research budgets. What are you planning to do?
>>24157094
Let N be a positive integer. There are 2005 ordered pairs of positive integers (x,y) satisfying
(1/x) + (1/y) = 1/N.
Prove N is a perfect square.
>>24154308
Grew up in Scarborough and all you Jamaican fuckers were constantly trying to fight me or make me join your stupid gangs or some dumb shit.
Can't tell you how many bones I broke beating the shit out of you islands niggers.
And you don't even speak English. Your entire accent is just "BEEEDABOP BLAH BRRRRRAPPPP GWAP GWAP WAGWAN SANNNNN"
>>24144617
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
You literally elected a faggot pretty boy for nothing else than faggot liberalism and DUDE WEED LMAO. Nobody is going to respect you for a long time, Canakeks
>>24157162
I'm really not sure.
You are off to a great start. A Waterloo physics degree will prepare you very well for the future.
You've only been in school for two months now.
It gets much harder.
>>24157175
I have only ever had good experiences with Jamaicans.
>>24157094are you a qt griII?
>>24156865
Waterloo is literally the robot university.
I fucking love it.
I don't meet anyone new and no one tries to talk to me.
Blessed.
>>24157225
Yeah, pretty much.
If memory serves the only reason people voted Trudeau in was because nobody wanted Harper back in, and the only reason I've been able to find for that is that hating him was a normie meme.
Still don't care who the PM is, though. Doesn't make a difference.
>>24148580
I like Quebecois, particularly female ones.
>>24157242
>qt grills
>waterloo
Ayy lmao
Hit up Kitchener for the bad bitches.
>mfw literal orgies in Kitchener every weekend
>>24157242
uh..I can dress up like one if that's what you want anon
>>24157002
Ugh, thirsty robot are the worst.
>>24157227
Waterloo's physics department is an actual joke tho.
They give more money to find arts than those faggots.
If he was smart, he'd switch to life physics or astronomy.
(Same anon)
Maybe outside of Scarborough. But all ik is that I wouldn't go back to Scarborough if you paid me
>>24156784
Wanna meet up and do lewd things, anon?
>>24156674
>you mean you are living in the barrier island
>thank you sir for protecting the mainland
cankekistanis unite!
>>24157458
probably not :$ i would like someone to hang with though
>>24157319
Where are these orgies and how might I join?
>>24156197
I:V?
>>24144617
Who cegep montmorency here
>>24157511
I would settle for hanging out.occasional cuddling maybe?
>>24144617
please gib reasons to not hate canadai.
im american i fuckign hate canada more than anything in the word
i think its do to the kek bullshit was first introduced to me as some kida canadain kek shit.
dating a girl now apparently she really wants to go to canada i'm concerned you canadians fags
how often do you all fucking cheat.
>>24157372
A joke by what standards?
It's fine.
Scarborough is a shithole. Not just the Jamaicans are bad in Scarborough. Everything is bad in Scarborough.
Any cute guys near the Kitchener area want to cuddle and play with my boobs?
>>24157655
Your manboobs?
Why didn't you let me stop it?
>>24157655
if ure a girl ya
toss skype
>>24157563
Are you the one who wanted to study accounting and had a ruff life?
we might have exchanged email..
>>24157655
Any cute guys near the Kitchener area want to cuddle and play with mycock?
>>24157710
I'm so sorry Stephen but he promised us marajuana. We didn't think it would be this bad.
>>24157782
Oh god yes.
Not in Ontario though :(
I quit paying any attention whatsoever to politics and started getting ready to leave the country when Trudeau was elected.
What's he done so far?
>>24157839
Made a bunch of women cabinet ministers because it's the current year
>>24157683
No
>>24157760
I am trans if that's okay. I am scared to post skype though. You have to post yours.
>>24157782
I have boobs and a peen :L
>>24157956
So manboobs then.
Knew it.
>>24157926
My god I think my organs just shut down.
I guess I won't be getting new ones because I'm a white male and it's the current year.
>>24157956
goddamn why cant you be from my city
>tfw no qt trap gf
Halifax also reporting in.
>>24157975
Okay.
>>24157989
Aww that sucks.
>>24158067
Wow you have fantastic boobs
>>24157765
ayy whats up man
>>24158067
Shoe on head.
Right now please.
>kekanada
>>24158067
pls email me lewds @ [email protected]
or we can skype :3
O-ONLY IF YOU W-WANT THOUGH!
>>24158100
Not much, was studying for actuarial exams, now the CFA.
It never stop,
You?
you got skype?
>>24156911
>someone on /r9k/ lives less than half an hour away from me
>>24157956
play with my peen and i'll play with your boobs
skype: r9gaythrowaway
>>24157582
Only if you're femalei am
>>24158215
lesbians are the fucking worst of the worst kill yourself you hag
>>24158215
Hey bby girl, want sum fuck?
>>24158215
Well this is awkward, I was kind of hoping you'd be a guy, like me.
>>24158283
Sorry, not interested.
>>24158277
No
>>24158283
We can be friends thats really all i want
>>24158300
not me
>>24158328
And maybe more? :3
>>24158300
>not interested
Neither am I now that I know you have a vagina
Also nice dubs
>>24158328
I'm up for being friends
>>24158341
Not really
>>24158358
Wasnt even me but ok:(
>>24158341
Not me
>>24158328
But yeah, I never had a girlfriend, I hope you can help me with some aspect of my life.
Whats your skype?
>>24158383
>>24158383
There are too many people pretending to be us in this thread
>>24158383
>>24158376
Both of you, Fuck off.
>>24158424
Are you the lesbian grill I'm trying to be friends with? This thread is so confusing.
>>24158445
"More" than friend apparently.
Are you back pedaling?
>>24158471
I don't want to be more.
Unless you're actually a guy of course
>>24157111
>>24156967
I'm learning french specifically to get a qt french gf and assimilate her from your shitty cultural heritage
what the FUCK are you frogs going to do?
>>24158538
You can have them as long as you're white for all I care.
I fucking hate them personally.
>>24158538
Wish you good luck, they hate outsiders.
>>24152680
My little cousin fucking loves Pokemon but that's about it. They mostly like watching Pixar type of movies rather than cartoons.
>>24158580
Yeah, kids these days are all about fucking 3d animated shit. Pixar is alright but all the rest of it is retarded; I don't know what even a child would see in it.
>>24148847
I am down in Montana, I am probably as close as it gets.
>Too right wing and modern for minorites.
>Too brown for whites.
kill me,
Anyone /northyork/ here?
>tfw too many qt slavic girls for one lifetime
>>24158644
>being non-white and right wing
stupid, if you don't want to be associated with anyone just be apolitical
>tfw from small rural area in southwestern ontario
>literally irrelevant to the rest of the province
>>24158677
where in north york?
/york/ area here
>think its gonna be cold out
>get geared up in a thick jacket and everything
>its hot as fuck outside
>next day take something lighter
>its fucking freezing
Such is life in Ottawa
Yup west coast mother fuckers
>>24158067
If you like BBC, hmu
Not even trolling
>>24157655
Please post contact
I live in Waterloo
>>24158098
Thank-you <3
>>24158129
>>24158178
No
>>24159117
I do not sorry
>>24159156
You don't like BBC or you don't like black guys?
>>24159194
Black guy.
>>24158209
>>24159156
p-pls respond senpai
>>24159199
Nice, racist and mentally ill.
Kill yourself
>>24159194
I don't like BBC and I prefer white dudes.
>>24159154
Post yours instead please, skype or email.
Any1 in Calgary going to see Tesseract this saturday?
>>24158880
Don't forget:
>waiting for bus
>getting a little chilly because you're standing in one spot
>wind blows right through you
>shuffle your feet to get blood circulating because you didn't think it would be cold enough for boots
>no bus, should have arrived ten minutes ago
>shuffle into the bus shelter
>no use, still windy and your face is fucking numb
>feel your boogers freezing
>shuffle around next to the stop to keep your feet from freezing solid
>toes completely gone
>what the fuck is that over there
>in the distance
>the bus
>it's coming, you can see it through the blizzard
>shuffle around like an autist as it slides closer
>it keeps fucking going right past you
bus full.
fug that. NEET for life.
>>24144617
ya, Hamilton. Anyone got any weed?
>>24159281
Fucking OC Transpo man. At least it seems like nowadays the 118 is always a double sized bus. I remember years ago missing class cause both buses that drove by were full.
>>24159156
Hey would you email me please? I'm going to bed soon but I wanna talk to you more.
[email protected]
>>24158774
Willowdale. Pretty dope neighbourhood
>>24159330
ever been in a situation where you are among a pack of people who are very obviously waiting for the same bus as you, and when the bus pulls up you allow everyone to go ahead of you (or just hang back) only to end up with a full bus and having to wait for the next one?
I end up doing this more than I mean, but I can't ever grow the balls to just step into the bus crowd.
i am in calgary, alberta
NW
>>24159244
Both posts were mine.
Guess not.
Hope you find a nice white cuddlebuddy
>>24155295
nothing they're just autistic and probably unemployed
>>24159447
Yeah that's happened more times than I can count. Nowadays I just enter from whichever door has the least amount of people crowding around it.
Better to skip the ride though than being packed in with all those people and nowhere to comfortably grip. God is that the worst.
>>24156911
i am in victoria :C
I can't wait until it gets cold enough to skate and sip cheap vending machine cocoa.
Richmond BC who /can'taffordtomoveout/ here
>>24159513
especially when there's that fat guy that smells like ass leaning on you
as you said, just another day in Ottawa, capital of Canacuk. land of the free.but I like it still, even after all that
>>24145145
>mfw we'll have our independance not from a referendum, but because Canada will kick us out
Although that will obviously never happen, Quebec provides a lot of hydro-electricity to the ROC.
>>24145281
THE ZONE
>>24159268
im in calgary but im a NEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24144617
Van cunt heer
>>24159293
Figured.
>>24144617
Medicine Hat, Alberta here. Its pretty fucking awful.
>>24159244
[email protected]
this is a real email
>>24159758
Delta reporting in
Holy shit this board is actually /soc/ now
>>24161377
>>24159758
Surrey here thinking of going to school for either 3d modelling or welding hahahaha fucking kill me
seriously kill me
>>24160153
I am too atm (taking sem off). Doesn't mean you can't go see shows lul
>>24152506
So many mentions of YTV, and Teletoon.
There were some okay blocks, and good shows on those networks but we are forgetting one other: Family Channel.
The Weekenders, Recess were really good and there were a few other good shows that aired on that channel too.
Greater Vancouver
>Immigrants everywhere from Asia and Africa
>Homeless people/drug addicts/degenerates pollute the streets
>Flamers, fags, SJWs and their supporters fucking flogging around
>Women with daddy issues everywhere
It always feels like a breath of fresh air to speak to another normal Northern European guy/girl. Not a "normie" necessarily, but perhaps
a moderately intelligent, respectful person that isn't a flaming SJW faggot. This nightmare never ends, and it will never end.
Brit here who has been thinking of trying to get a work visa for Canada. What do you guys think of us? Also, how SJW is this new PM? Would he make it difficult for me to move there since I'm white.
>>24145861
Sup bro. A student a SCC tho
>>24145222
Fucking keknadians
>live in Vancouver
>start seeing more nig nogs the past few years
>literally only saw 1-2 growing up
In small numbers they are tolerable I just hope this doesn't continue.
