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>tfw bullied throughout high school
>tfw no guys stood up for me
>tfw still getting bullied, in the adult world, by my boss and my colleagues
Where were my white knights, huh /r9k/? You make it sound like every girl has a hundred guys who are lining up to protect her. None of the guys stood up for me, though, because my bullies were Stacies and the boys just wanted to sleep with them.
yeah well don't you remember what kreia taught you that shit makes you stronger. If we protected you, you'd just become a weak "Stacie".
>>24128552
>that edgy quickly searched image
>"the adult world"
>"white knights"
>this whole post
hmmmmmm
You ugly?
>>24128629
5-6/10
not fat
>>24128754
>not fat
confirmed fat
>>24128552
> tfw all girls want to do is bully the shit out of you while complaining about being victimized by how rude you were for standing up to them
> tfw this continues into adulthood
> tfw every week at work someone is always mad, not speaking, being a cunt or picking on the weakest girl to feel important
> tfw you're a feminist but you get so fucking tired of these bitches everyday
> just want them to shut up and be direct about their feelings instead of not speaking to me for a month
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24128552
My little sister had this problem in highschool to the point where my mother called me to pick her up on my bike and tell the other people to fuck off. School wouldn't do anything either nor did the police really. Women really do make for terrible bulliesshes fine now she has a husband and kid literally was Tomoko
>>24128552
white knights only work if your bully is male
>>24128552
I can be your online emotional tampon, but that's it
>>24128552
So fucking what? No girls ever leaped to my defense when their peers were openly giving me shit in the hallways and playing cruel, intricate practical jokes on me.
But do I piss and moan about it? No. Because no matter what they've got between their legs, people are terrible, and the truth is that you can't depend on anyone but yourself.
>>24129132
it's not that I think guys should always protect girls and never vice-versa. It's just that robots completely exaggerate how guys will try to "white knight" for girls
>>24128552
> Fembot
Could you be any more subtle?
>>24128552
How about you be my gf and I'll white knight you.
>tfw no bf
>tfw ugly
>tfw fat
>tfw boring
>tfw brown
>tffw saggy tatas
>tfw working my ass off but not losing weight nor gaining
>tfw will have to wear glasses
>tfw no bf who likes ugly girls with a gross personality
>tfw people lies all the time
>tfw people are getting retarded and will feel bad when i say a racist joke about black people
>people are turning more and more feminist
>feel awkward when teachers talk about that bullshit
>tfw no social life
>tfw i look like pic related but brown
>>24130152
post pics for proof pls
>>24130289
you don't need to "work your ass off" to lose weight. Just count your calories and stop eating so much.
>>24130289
you sound like my kind of woman, got any pics?
>>24128552
>implying Fembots exist
>>24130542
No anon, starving yourself isn't enough, you have to do excersice so you don't turn into a gross skinnyfat.
>>24128552
Oh no, how horrible. I bet that was a terrible experience that no one else has ever been through. And no one stood up for you? gosh, what meanies.
Seriously, go fuck yourself. You ever just wanted to sit on your own and eat lunch, only to have a bunch of chads surround you, taunt you and throw food at you because you were short? How about had people yell insults at in class, only to have the teacher chuckle and ignore it?
Just off yourself.
>>24130152
>It's just that robots completely exaggerate how guys will try to "white knight" for girls
No...we don't. You see, not everything revolves around you so since you're just a negligable statistic, your example proves nothing and therefore this entire thread was just as pointless as pointless can be infact, everyone here doesn't seem to express just how much you don't matter to the grand scheme of things and ohohohoh by god! If you ever pull this bullshit off again, atleast bring more samples to even begin to make even a shred of difference to our long-term thought processes.
QUIT BEING SUCH A TRIGGERED DEFENSIVE CUNT. JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE LAUGH AROUND YOU DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU. TURN YOUR SENSITIVITY DOWN FROM "EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME" TO "MOST PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW ME."
>Be me, 5-year-old female in 1996
>Live in bumfuck no where Midwest
>Winding down after a day of play
>Sitting in living room by TV with blanket
>Twirl blanket up like snake
>Wrap it around me as if snake is constricting my body
>Feel warm and fuzzy over being squeezed by imaginary snake blanket
>Go to bed
>Constantly think about snakes crawling on my floor
>Run to bathroom for pee so snakes don't catch me
>Dash back to bed
>This is how I "played" as a child
I wish I could make this shit up. I wonder what my parents thought seeing this.
>>24128552
>be me in middle school
>see two chads bullying girl, making fun of a scar she has or something i can't remember
>come up and say "hey guys leave her alone"
>she turns and says "oh god" and rolls her eyes
>all three of them laugh at me
>tfw gonorrhoea
>>24130743
fucking roastie slag
>>24130704
that's hot to be quite honest with you family
>>24130704
that's literally normal u dumbass
preemptive block just in case
>>24128812
Are you me?
>girl used to bully me everyday
>find her nudes on 4chan
>because I thought slut shaming her was wrong, I didn't save them, or use them against her.
>the next day she had her beta orbiter push me into a locker, make fun of my disability, and sabotage my presentation because she knew the teacher would do shit.
>>24130704
I did that stuff as a little kid too, except i'm a guy. I also played little movies i made up in my head, and would act out certain parts in the open. I'd pretend i was lost at sea late at night and pretend that the blankets on my bed were washing over me, making whooshing noises as i flailed under them. I'm so fucking autistic
>>24128552
maybe if you lost weight your white knight would have come
>>24130665
Not OP, but a girl and:
> You ever just wanted to sit on your own and eat lunch, only to have a bunch of chads surround you, taunt you and throw food at you because you were short?
No, but I did have a chad push me down the stairs for disagreeing with him in class. I did have another chad push me into a locker. I did have chad make fun of my epilepsy. I was repeatedly bullied in class and whenever I lost my temper (probably the reason they did it) the teacher would yell at me because they were on student council.
It's almost like people are mean to each other and notions of gender are largely irrelevant. The weak antelope gets targeted whether its male or female.
But yeah, shoot down OP even though she could probably relate to you 99% of the time.
>>24128552
>tfw no guys stood up for me
Why would they? Most female "bullying" is psychological anyways. There would be no way to intervene.
>>24130856
No woman could ever relate to me.
Fuck OP and fuck you, faggot.
>>24130788
>>24130793
>>24130798
Is it? Is it really?
>tfw you used to let your friend's dog hump you and your friend as a child while you both hid under a blanket
>her big brother caught you both and yelled "freaks!"
>never did it again
There's just so many choice I made that I think ultimately led me here.
>>24130886
>Yeah, but have you ever experienced X?
>Yes.
>FUCK YOU
lol id ask who hurt you but you already said that
>>24130897
I feel you. Last anon you replied to here, and all my autism surely led me here. I only mentioned a small non-sexual sample of my autismo. Some of us were just born to be here
>tfw your candles smell so good you become convinced that they would taste good so you lick them and it tastes like wax
>tfw taking a big poop at work then suddenly remember how thin the walls are and that the boss's cute niece is doing paper work in the back office and probably heard my turds go plunk
>tfw a better looking girl than you compliments your appearance
>tfw an uglier girl than you tries to melt you with her angry eyes
>tfw butt gas at church
>tfw out of roll on and keep forgetting to buy more
>tfw trying to sleep and it feels like I'm constantly spinning
>tfw always cold hands
>tfw running the seat warmers on cold days
>tfw all my old friends moved away
>tfw work friends always reject attempt to become outta work friends too
>tfw brother is getting old enough now that he has things to do on the weekends other than no lifeing vidya games with you
>tfw dad's health is slowly declining and he acts weird after every doctor appointment
>>24130856
Chad seems like a nice guy, no wonder girls lust after him
>>24131062
Only stupid girls go after Chads. Fembots go after guys who have a big heart
>tfw pretty enough to get hit on
>tfw can't speak small talk without feeling like you want to die
>tfw can't be sociable unless drinking
>tfw you wake up and do nothing all day, just laying in pjs and eating carne asada fries.
>>24130795
they say no good deed goes unpunished anon.
>>24131234
>Fembots go after guys who have a big heart
You misspelled 'wallet' there.
>>24131602
Kek, i laughed heartily.
>>24131602
I'll be here all week. Tip your veal, try the waitress.
>>24131602
this is true. my experience with fembots consists of them asking for steam games.
>>24131270
You sound cool but
>tfw pretty enough to get hit on
This literally means you're not fat or deformed
>>24131868
>not fat or deformed
Let's not price ourselves out of the market guise
>tfw you were a fatty in highschool but now are 'hot'
>Bf is in finance
>Have to associate with douchebag American psycho style bankers
>Pretend not to be enraged by all their sexist bullshit/flattered by their weird sexual advances
>tfw you're able to get more girls than any of them combined
>laughinggirls.gif
>>24131868
No. I'm not fat (120 lbs)
I'm also not deformed.
I do however have saggy tits
>>24131270
>>tfw can't be sociable unless drinking
iktf
and then i drink too much and become an idiot. i just want to be able to interact normally with people.
>>24130916
Poor guy. I mean i was treated like shit by girls all the time, but that doesn't mean that they are all like that.
>>24128552
White knights are pussies anon, they only pop up on the internet. Sorry
>>24130289
You sound cute, how come you're not a feminist yourself?
>>24132127
Yeah the downsides of that is you start being overlyfriendly with people saying that you definitely want to hang out with them.
And then you wake up and you know you'd never want to do that and it makes you a flake.
Ugh...
>>24131234
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
>>24131868
You don't have to be physically deformed to be a robot
It's the social retardation that makes us robots
>>24128552
Guys don't stand up for girls against other girls, because, as you said, we want to fuck all of them. Guys only stand up against other guys, as a way to trying to gain status in the eyes of the girl.
>>24132147
>that doesn't mean they are all like that
That, specifically, does not. But they are all like that anyway. Women are shit. Men are shit. People are shit.
>>24128552
my penis might stand up for you
>tfw bf is too scared to choke me during sex
>>24132283
True, but girls are different just as guys are. Take OP (assuming that it's true) for example, she's a robot while most girls aren't.
>>24132374
If he's on top, you can have him press down on your chest just below your neck and it'll be both safer but still close enough
>>24132374
>Tfw no gf to choke.
Maybe he'll come around to the idea.
>>24130606
Retard, why would she post pics?
>>24132374
>tfw gf chokes me and I choke her while she rides me on top
>histrionic as fuck
>codependency so bad I can't be productive at all on my own
>not even sure who i am really
>i think i'm just an empty human-shaped box
how can anyone love me when I'm nothing?
I make all these weird jokes to try to get people to smile, but I think everyone hates them so they're starting to hate me
maybe I should be more serious, but I'm scared of offending people
and then, people will say that I'm acting weirdly, and they'll like me even less
and I just come home and I sit in my dark room and refresh the catalogue all night even though I never even fucking post
i wish i was good at video games, then maybe i could make some friends on steam
i wish i wasn't so fucking pathetic and terrible
i really feel like i'm failing life on easy mode. I mean, I recognize that it is a lot easier, but
If you're at the bottom, that's where you are anyway, dick or no dick.
The doctor didn't even tell anyone when I told him I tried to kill myself
I think it's because he knew there was no way I'd ever do it, and since I'm here typing it he must have been right
I should become a better person, but I can't do anything on my own.
>>24130289
A/S/L please, you sound waifu tier.
>>24132111
What cup size? If they're small then it doesn't matter.
>>24132493
Sounds like a fixer upper to me. Hopefully you'll find someone who fetishizes that sort of thing.
>>24132374
>Back when I had a gf, before I died inside and realized I'm a horrible unlovable person
>Try choking her for the first time
>She's been snidely putting me down all day
>Says she's been choked way better than that before
>Rage snap
>Choke her until she passes out
It's funny because she could have died.
>>24131270
This is me, also. I've had a decent social life in school, but I'm a complete social retard and that's why I'm still a kissless virgin.
>>24132493
I wish I could find someone as broken as me.
>>24132526
thanks friend
I hope so too.
>>24132598
They exist, i assure you. I am one. Just gotta find one in your area
>>24132553
She probably wanted to piss you off so that you could choke harder.
>>24132493
How fucking old are you?
>>24132553
>>Says she's been choked way better than that before
Jesus christ, your ex sounds like the biggest whore.
>>24132628
19
sorry for being so annoying.
>>24132614
i always thought i was more suited for long distance. I guess i'm just too awkward and gross in real life, which is why i don't have any people that I talk to.
Bullying is an inescapable fact of life if you're undesirable. And even if you aren't, any group you're part of can arbitrarily decide to turn against you. People are devils, especially when they're in groups. Don't trust them.
>>24132614
i wanted to ask what makes you attracted to people like that, but i guess i forgot to type it.
>>24132493
Tbh that is my fetish. I love when people are vulnerable. I might have a saviour complex, but I just want someone that feels like me. Good luck, I hope you find someone like that.
>>24132679
It's cool. You're young, don't worry about it. Go workout. You'll get bitches eventually. Hit on older bitches also.
>>24132493
>and I just come home and I sit in my dark room and refresh the catalogue all night even though I never even fucking post
I have done this since 2007 and I only started posting last year.
>I make all these weird jokes to try to get people to smile, but I think everyone hates them so they're starting to hate me
maybe I should be more serious, but I'm scared of offending people
My selfimposed isolation is because I dont want to offend people. I would sit in group chats just to listen until I am comfortable being involved.
I was never selfhating. I just reassure myself that this is my personality and it wont change no matter how much I put myself out there to meet people.
>>24132679
So you're just 19? Dont worry, it'll get better for you. I'm a guy, and i was still emotional and needy and stuff back then. You're probably a late bloomer, so dont feel like your life is over or anything. If you need someone to talk to, feel free to drop a throwaway email, or i could drop one if you want it.
>>24132493
Actually i have met someone like you. She was the love of my life and I haven't forgotten about her for a second in 5 years. She was really weird at random times but i loved it.
>>24132715
I really like seeing them go from miserable and hopeless to confident and lively. Seeing a sparkle in their eyes or a smile that wasnt there before makes me feel good about myself, too
>>24132615
Probably. But there was a difference between 'choking harder' and what I did to her.
>>24132678
Pic related. For a while there she went through bf's like kleenex, but at least she's lonely and jilted and miserable now. So that's something.
>>24132715
I love seeing people go from hopeless to happy and smiling. Giving them some semblance of life back makes me feel good about myself, I guess
>>24132721
>fembot feels thread
o-okay, thank you for your advice.
>>24132740
>I would sit in group chats just to listen until I am comfortable being involved.
I'm the same. I'm selfhating though, I guess.
If it's your personality, then I'm happy you're happy with yourself.
For me, it feels like an illness.
>>24132747
Could you? That would be useful, thank you.
>>24132787
Will you tell me a bit more about her?
What happened to you two? Did you help her get better?
>>24132715
Sorry for the double post there, both responses are from the anon you're replying to
>>24132927
[email protected] there you go anon, hope to hear from you
>>24132931
That's really cute, anon.
I'll hope that I can have someone like that too, then.
>>24132964
maybe you have to check your junk folder?
>>24132927
>If it's your personality, then I'm happy you're happy with yourself.
>For me, it feels like an illness.
You can put on a facade that adapts to whatever pleases the other person but you must accept yourself.
If you want a platonic penpal to explore your personality then add my throwaway
[email protected]
I was very grateful that someone helped me through learning about myself and I would be happy to try to help you through it.
>>24132927
>Will you tell me a bit more about her?
What happened to you two? Did you help her get better?
I was awkward as fuck, but she thought it was cute. I thought that her being random and energetic was cute ass fuck. Turns out that we had a lot in common. She was my only real friend. I'd be there for her with her dad issues and she'd be there for me when i was pissed at my mom and helped me cope with my dad dieing. Cutest green eyed redhead I've ever seen. We dated for a while, but I ended up becoming homeless and had to leave school. Haven't heard from her since.
I really miss her.
>>24132964
>>24132787
Parasites everywhere
Be careful Anon. Don't be baited.
>>24133211
You think so?
Aren't people like these good, to feel less alone and better myself?
>>24133211
Not bait. I mean, I was too autistic to make a move so... still kissless virgin.
>>24128552
>tfw short.
>tfw ugly
Fuck I hate my life
>>24133457
It looks like that chick was given an anime jaw, a regular nose, and then whoever made it just said "Oh wow, I actually just did that" and smashed with a brick.
>>24133457
as long as you're not "tucking your fat into underpants" tier fat I don't care. Let me guess you're not a virgin and have guy friends.
>/r9k/ is a board where people compete to be the biggest loser
>>24133457
>Blatantly fishing for compliments
Shamefur dispray
tfw tall white shut in. Some fembot pls save me
>>24133457
if this is you, then I would bone you.
no lie.
also, short girls are the best.
Can the mods please start banning "fembot" threads on sight?
>>24133457
Get out normie RRREEEEE!!!!
You look average.
>>24133457
>ugly "fembot"
>Stacy clothes
it's like you dream of being a whore but you didn't make it.
>>24128552
>tfw no bf
Fuck
>>24133457
You're not ugly but wear different footwear, chunky shoes that go above your ankle make your legs look shorter. And your shirt emphasizes how top heavy you are, but maybe that's not a bad thing.
>>24133502
Unfortunately so. I can't post anything without it being called bait when I never mentioned anything saying that I'm not a bot.
>>24133457
I'd make you my waifu
>>24133694
Fuck me. She's my ideal body type in a girl, but I doubt that she has a decent personality.
>>24133694
only shaving the top
why? why? why???
>>24133751
this makes me happy
>>24133696
>you're not ugly
why are women so insecure that they constantly need to reassure each other when they look fucking awful
>>24133457
>wearing too much eyeliner and it makes your eyes look smaller
>clothes and haircut are trashy
>thin lips, save for plastic surgery
>lose about 50 lbs
if you're concerned about being pretty, go to /fa/ and get made fun of until you figure out how to dress yourself and look, and also lose weight
>>24133694
>that bush
>>24133694
>tfw /fit/ as fuck but that body type isn't attracted to me
>>24133854
she's skinnyfat, I feel you anon plus
>weirdly shaped boobs
>>24133792
>This makes me happy.
I wasn't trying to whiteknight, but I'm glad to hear that and atleast you're not a short skinny guy. What made you think you were ugly for being skinny?
>>24128552
No bf
Fuck
>>24133867
Why can't I be a hipster twink to gain affection from these types. Life is suffering.
>>24133902
??? what?
That was my only post in the thread, friend.
>>24133854
It's like, what's the point?
She has no ass, enough tits that she isn't Delicious flat chest but not enough to do anything with and she just does not look comfortable to hold.
I'm not particularly attracted to the regular standard of beauty though either.
>>24133950
The torso is way too long and the legs look like stumps due to the fat. Looks like her body might fall apart at any moment.
>>24133799
If I secretly thought she was ugly I wouldn't say anything and just offer advice, her face seems fine to me
>>24133950
The point is domination.
>>24133936
Oh... You quoted me in the first place and I thought that you were the skinny fembot. Sorry, anon, I'm not exactly sober right now.
That's weird, because I remember doing just that and getting shat on by the same chick years later.
Help a femanon today for a better stacey tomorrow.
>>24134007
>getting shat on by the same chick
You're probably being oversensitive about one incident.
>>24134041
Except you don't know the details Mr. White Knight.
She came into my job and reported me for being rude to her when she wasn't even in my section which was the not visible backroom that day. How would I have even spoken to her?
>>24134041
What if he meant it literally?
>>24130704
So you enjoy being squeezed / tied up very tight? I see nothing wrong with that.
>want to marry robot
>they're all out fucking traps and prostitutes
>they get gfs and kek them
>disease infested normies now
>>24134072
how am I being a white knight? The femanon in your story isn't even in this thread. I'm just making an educated guess about how things really went down. People on this board tend to really exaggerate what happened to them, and they make a big deal about a small incident.
Sounds like she was just a bit confused. Grow up and get over it.
How tough was school for fembots?
Were you the kind who slutted around?
Were you the shy kind?
Were you "alternative"?
Did you cry a lot?
>>24134124
>he had bad experience with girl
>idk what it is but it involves female
>he must be exaggerating whatever this is
And no she was being a bitch. Plain and simple.
>>24134126
>How tough was school for fembots?
Easy except for a couple of periods of time in which I didn't really click with my friendship groups. It got better once I found friends who suited me.
>Were you the kind who slutted around?
Not really, but I was pretty sexually active from 16-19 because I had a boyfriend.
>Were you the shy kind?
I had some sort of weird selective mutism amongst people who intimidated me (the popular girls), I just couldn't talk and they hated me for it. I was pretty loud with my friends but overall I was shy.
>Were you "alternative"?
Nah, my vaguely alternative phase was just a popular trend (scene kids)
>Did you cry a lot?
Can't really remember. I used to like wallowing in self pity and listening to sad music though.
>>24129132
>You can't depend on anyone but yourself
Anyone who has spent a good while in a religious environment knows this is not true. Go to church.
>>24134209
>Nah, my vaguely alternative phase was just a popular trend (scene kids)
And then you moved on to cosplaying like the rest of the scene kids did, I'm putting money on it.
>Not really, but I was pretty sexually active from 16-19 because I had a boyfriend.
A bit messed up, but can't blame you.
I've stood up for a few girls. Called the more popular bitches some pretty bad things.. made their jaws drop. Also got detention for a week for it in highschool. I never liked popular bitches. Also hated alot of the dumb ugly sluts who thought they were popular but werent. Just slutty cum holes so they got male attention.
>>24134126
I didn't go to college but I cry a lot. What does this mean wise anon??
>>24134313
You're dissatisfied with yourself. You have low self-esteem. You are desperate for love but don't know how to find it. You're overly empathetic and compassionate and even sad stories in adverts can tip you over the edge, because you don't have a clear focus for these outbursts of emotion, like a husband or baby.
>>24134338
Wow anon thanks, I can really relate a lot to this message and have learned things about myself that I could never observe on my own.
Thank you anon. I will make sure to take the necessary steps to kill myself.
>>24134286
>you in high school
>>24134429
>Mfw That kinda looks like me now.
Boo hoo, you got a small taste of what it's like to be a robot.
>>24134499
wanna make fuck?
>>24134530
Definitely, anon.
>>24134122
No sex before marriege and I'll marry you pham
>>24128552
Serves you right for failing at the only task gods given you and that's being pretty.
Dumb failed slut stacy.
>>24134606
a/s/l/swollow?
>>24134663
>swallow
On second thought, i'm good. Kek.
Am I the only one who never saw any bullying? I always thought it was just some TV cliche. And I was an awkward KV nerd in high school. Is this the privilege of living in an upper-middle class white suburb? Just be nice to people and they'll be nice to you? The last time I saw anyone get bullied was like 6th grade.
Also OP, just b urself. If people are mean to you just act like jeesus. Stare at them like idiots until they stop, because they are idiots. The continue on with your day.
>>24134894
>If people are mean to you just act like jeesus. Stare at them like idiots until they stop
this advice is so bad, it's even worse than >bee yourself
>>24134894
>never even seen bullying
>giving advice to people who've been bullied
i hope i'm just too dumb to realize you're a troll
>>24134924
bullying is just irl trolling. how do you react to a troll on 4chan?
>>24134937
ayy perhaps no one bullied me because my behavior discouraged it?
>>24134126
>How tough was school for fembots?
shitty. i was a smart kid, 99th percentile, shit like that, but my grades were average (turned to shit in high school) because i'd read or play vidya instead of doing projects. didn't have friends either, and when i did make friends, i was always considered a tag-along. i could never find people who had common interests.
>Were you the kind who slutted around?
nah. grew up conservative. i guess even if i didn't, it's not like guys were interested.
>Were you the shy kind?
yeah.
>Were you "alternative"?
i was a contrarian piece of shit, if that's what you mean. when emo and scene became a thing, i thought they were fucking stupid.
>Did you cry a lot?
don't remember.
>>24135047
>i was always considered a tag-along. i could never find people who had common interests.
ikntf fembot ;_;
>>24134247
Nope, I'm a huge weeaboo and like jfashion so you're close, but I've never cosplayed.
It wasn't messed up, it was enjoyale. I really loved him and and it's the only proper relationship I've ever had. I'm glad I at least have that experience because my 20s have just been one massive dry spell, it would be a total waste of my youth if I didn't at least have sex back then.
>>24129054
this really
Or if the white knight is a Chad who the women will "respect"
otherwise they are committing social and business suicide going against the stacies
most white knights are weak in real life
and most white knighting you read about is actually the chads whiteknighting for the stacies
and you are probably the creepy loser that Chad (your boss) is defending the Stacies (your colleagues) from.
people are shit.
you've been lied to by neckbeard internet fantasies.
>>24130289
post contact please
Why don't you grow a fucking spine and stick up for yourself?
>>24128552
>bullied throughout high school
Ever have a knife pulled on you or get your head stomped into asphalt? Try being a guy. Getting bullied is often life threatening and there ain't no white knights for us either. Just start carrying a weapon or go postal. Why not both?
Threadly reminder that this general/all "fembots" need to be banned.
Please direct your shitposting to a more suiting area such as /b/, /soc/ or any number of subreddits. They will be more than happy to stroke your ego to the point you never feel the need to return here. This is a board of lonely virgins and aspiring mass shooters, not a hugbox for you to complain about Chad not wanting you. Thank you.
>>24136256
Not her but I fantasize about going postal every night when I go to bed. I'm too cowardly to make it happen though. Carrying a weapon is banned in my country so I'll just end up going to jail myself. I once pepper sprayed a (female) bully but ended up in a lot of trouble and she got off scot free as usual.
>>24136552
I don't want a hugbox, I come here specifically for the inflammatory banter. Makes me feel like home desu
>>24136607
I don't care. You're not welcome here and you never will be.
>>24136622
Thats it, give it to me lad
>>24134126
I'm was the one who bullied disgusting fembots, joke's on me though, most of them are much farther ahead in life than me at this point
>>24136622
>being against containment threads
are you fucking retarded?
>>24136719
>he thinks containment threads can actually contain anything
people aren't restricted in posting in specific threads, you know
>>24136719
There shouldn't even be a containment general because it doesn't belong here to begin with. These threads are universally hated and they contribute absolutely nothing of value. Shitposting the same 5 reworded >tfw posts over and over and over again every day isn't original.
>>24136759
Men do the same though. Have to be fair. tfw no gf, wageslave vs neet, "how can you compete with this" and so on, isn't any more valuable than this thread
>>24136784
The difference is that men have actual problems. They come here to be in similar company, not for some whore to barge in and
>TFW CHAD WONT NOTICE ME SENPAI ;;;A;;;
>tfw one time someone said something mean to me le bullied :c
>tfw havent showered in like a whole 2 days xDd
>tfw period >:o
The bottom line is that it has no place here. The threads you mentioned are still dumb shitposters but that doesn't negate this also being shitposting.
>>24136851
You can't honestly believe that only men are capable of suffering, this meme needs to die. Women are more mentally fragile than men so it takes less to fuck their lives up, that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt as much.
>>24136759
>universally hated
sure mate
oh god..
bullying has nothing to do with being a boy or a girl, people are bullied because of their lack of popularity and if they don't stand up for themselves. Also, people who stop bullies don't do it because of the gender of either participant but because compassion is the basic human function for some. The only exception are people who are searching for personal favors but they are not anti-bullying in the first place.
>>24136909
>meme
lol ok
>>24136965
They are you white knight faggot. Why do you think every one of these eventually devolves into people saying they don't belong here?
>>24137009
>Why do you think every one of these eventually devolves into people saying they don't belong here?
Because everyone wants to believe their problems are more noteworthy and important than everyone elses, robots are no exception
>>24137044
Why are you even here then?
>>24128754
5-6/10 is ugly. We have the internet now and see too many attractive girls for the "average" to equal what is acceptable.
>>24134212
I spent most of my life in a religious environment and the only dependable people that shared that environment with me are literally my immediate family members.
>usually very confident when interacting with others
>never make friends, so treat every conversation like a professional one
>stick to conversational etiquette very closely
>keep a good ratio of questions asked vs. questions answered, retain their answers to ask more about 10 minutes later
>female tried to get closer to me
>turn into a b-b-beta bitch
>constantly think of them sexually (despite being straight)
>end up ignoring them
JUST
Stacie's are intimidating and I'm a coward
>>24130877
Check them dubs. He is correct.
Bullshit. If you really were a 5-6/10 and not fat then you could've easily done what all women do and gotten a 7-8/10 bf to protect you. If not that, then you could've easily gotten beta orbiting white knights to protect you if you had only been social enough to let them approach.
>>24137178
>constantly think of them sexually (despite being straight)
this doesn't add up at allyou fag
>70% of males in the US get their genitals mutilated immediately following birth
>females are protected under federal law from any form of genital mutilation
>80% of suicides are male
>98% of combat deaths are male
>93% of workplace deaths are male
>75% of homicide victims are male
>76% of homeless are male
>1 in 3 rape accusations are false - many of which result in decades of imprisonment without any form of proof
>males lose half of everything they own during a divorce
>males are forced to pay child support
>males are rarely ever (17.8%) awarded custody of their children regardless of the state the mother is in
>female employees are 3x less likely to be fired
ad infinitum
Roastie whores need to be permabanned.
>>24133457
You're not particularly attractive, you've got an obscurely boring face. Your body isn't anything special but I wouldn't complain. I'd date you.
>>24132493
>reading thread
>get to this post
>get a boner
boner pls I don't need this now
>>24137355
>le females are evil maymay
>>24137476
>post statistics
>roastie whore takes it as a personal attack
This is the average intelligence of a fembot poster.
>driving around with my friend at night
>he's been suicidal recently
>he takes his hands off the wheel when speeding to try scare me
>starting to drift to the right
>heading towards a curve
>he's looking at me
>I'm not saying shit
>I'm just looking ahead
>I'm just waiting on it
>he swerves last second
>anon why the fuck didn't you do anything!?
>uh, don't know really
Welp, guess I'm OK with dying
>>24137554
>implying implications
These are the consequences of principles engrained in our being since the beggining of humans on earth. The goal has always been reproduction and women happen to carry babies. This might not be logical in this day and age but its something that is not easily changed, so either deal with it or do something to change it. Spouting memes and muh statistics is not going to help
>>24134126
>How tough was school for fembots?
It was a confusing social minefield. Everything was taken as a personal attack, and every non vicious interaction was over analysed, I was convinced anyone friendly to me was in it for the long con, to get me with Carrie-tier humiliation. Every aspect of my life was dampened because of it. It was hard to be happy unless I was in a solo activity for hours with no chance of another person interacting with me.
>Were you the kind who slutted around?
The idea of doing something sexual or generally intimate made me feel physically ill.
>Were you the shy kind?
You could say that.
>Were you "alternative"?
I tried to be a blank slate to everyone else, just a baseline human.I didn't give away my interests, what I do outside school, what I watch and listen to. I was just someone who sat in class, or was walking between class, I just tried to be nothing and nobody.
>Did you cry a lot?
Only in my bathroom when I got home.
>>24137694
I could always shoot a bunch of women. If I can't enjoy my life because I'm seen as disposable why should they be able to? That is doing something after all.
>>24137834
Random women have nothing to do with the fact you are a beta edgelord. You are ugly and antisocial and need some1 to blame it on. Assuming you are born in a western country you can acomplisch almost anything by working hard, and you chose not to and now you are stuck in a downward spiral of autism. Disposability has nothing to do with it, everyone is disposable
>>24138012
The way you type suggests you're a cunt but you also just sound like a beta white knight faggot. What are you even?
>>24130289
You're the black Nene, aren't you?
>tfw you'll never find a qtpa2t white bf to watch Chinese Cartoons with and you'll have to settle for a beta orbiter eventually
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>>24138173
No idea what makes you think im any of those
>>24138264
Fuck off Bernd
>>24128613
yea and if you didnt play this you deserved to get bullied desu
>>24138291
kc tier
>>24138290
Answer the question faggot.
F... Frankfurt?
>>24138341
Almost.
Mannheim Masterrace, enjoy your filth and kebabs
>tfw depressed and barely scraping by in classes
>tfw no motivation to do anything after gradutaion
>tfw husband will be the one making all the money
>tfw everyone will think i'm just another failure of a wife that contributes nothing and lives off of her husband's success
>tfw personal successes are only fitness related and nobody in my family gives two shits about health
fkin hell.
>>24128552
>literally complaining about being treated like an average boy.
>>24132275
he's not saying she's not a robot, he's saying the criteria to be "pretty" enough to be hit on is literally just dont be a fucking genetic mistake constantly in random danger as the universe tries to correct this fucking glitch freak of nature
>>24128552
Qt girls have white knights, ugly and fat women have it hard 2bh
>>24128812
> tfw you're a feminist
>>24138173
>cunt
Nah
>beta
To a certain extent yes
>white knight
Nope
>Faggot
No
>>24130704
omg you are so quirky. Just so random, tumblr amirite XD
>>24132374
That's my fetish. I'm too pussy to ask a girl out but the thought of choking the girl I love while cleaning her innards with my meatrod sounds like a bliss.
>>24131053
You are disgusting 2bh. Keep that nasty stuff to yourself
>>24131234
>Fembots go after guys who have a big heart
Reminder that when you're at the rock bottom, the only direction that you can be pushed is up.
>>24131234
10/10 b8
Fuck you Hiroshima
>tfw my first and only never-met-before-extreme-long-distance bf cheated and then left me for his waifu
>tfw I still care about him so much I helped him pick an artist for his commissions
>tfw it was her birthday he made her cupcakes bought her roses and a card, but he still doesn't know mine.
>tfw he posted about her on reddit and about how he never saw things going anywhere with me
>tfw it was all a lie and he never cared about me at all he was just afraid of having a waifu
Why even live
>>24137592
RIDE OR DIE
>>24134126
>How tough was school for fembots?
It was a living hell, I despised every second I spent there
>Were you the kind who slutted around?
I have always been a prude, hence the reason of why I was bullied
>Were you the shy kind?
Autistically shy
>Were you "alternative"?
I spent a year using animue shit and emo shit because I thought it was cute, never did self harm, that's retarded.
>Did you cry a lot?
Most of the time, sometimes I was neutral or kind of happy -when teachers believed I was sick and I could go home earlier-
Are all these whores from tumblr or something? It didn't use to be that bad.
>>24128812
>be a feminist
>call women bitches and cunts
Are you even trying?
>>24130289
>tfw black femnormie
>tfw fat
>tfw face looks like a braille textbook
>tfw no friends, never been to a party, etc
>tfw have natural hair so this makes some people believe you're down with the struggle and that you're confronting white supremacist beauty standards but in truth you have no problem with orania
>tfw the black betas you occasionally notice looking at you would probably find this weird
>tfw just want one chill female friend that likes to get drunk at noise/punx shows
>>24139483
>femnormie
Good that you used an accurate term. Too many normies claim to be robots when they be normies.
>>24137075
>5-6/10 is ugly. We have the internet now and see too many attractive girls for the "average" to equal what is acceptable.
>tfw you're a literal 2/10
FUXKING KILL ME DHDJDKSKF
>>24130289
>>24139483
Drink protein shakes. I took some soy protein shit in a big blue bag. Lost twenty pounds doing nothing (185->165), senpai. Dad lost at least 30, and that was a while ago. Brother went from 200 to 185 (what a fat bastard).
I actually wanted to stop at 129, but I started taking a medicine that's not so easy on my kidneys something like 80 days ago. Once I switch to a medicine that's supposed to be light on my liver, I'll start back up again.
>>24139809
Oh wait, my dad lost 18 pounds, and usually, he only took half the amount of protein powder you're supposed to take. So it was probably mostly exercise in his case.
>>24130722
>that story
>smug pepe
Laughed
>>24130795
Christ, you got pushed into a fucking locker post 18 years old? Or did she really have underage nudes floating around on the internet?
Or is your story a load of horseshit?
Can I ask you guys how old you think I look.
I think I am having a quarter life crisis lel
>it's getting pretty bad and the facial seborrhoeic dermatitis doesn't' help
I look happy but I'm reeeeeeee'ing inside.
>>24128552
you know the rule whore post pics or out
>>24140239
Irish aged
>>24140239
23, partially propped up by the juvenile hair-dying
>>24140239
You look like a Dee Reynolds cloning experiment gone wrong (or good?).
>>24140271
Hair dying? What gives you that impression, this is 100% my natural colour.
>>24140290
RIP my self esteem (or not, I think).
>>24140290
"Sweet Dee REEEEEEEEE's at Normies"
>>24140239
don't you ever dare to pluck those eyebrows
>>24140239
look about 30+ probably older without glasses
>>24140354
I already do :^)
Usually they're at monstrous levels, but I pluck them to an acceptable thickness.
>>24140360
Shieeeet son.
>>24139069
You mean a 2D woman?
>>24140239
Body dysmorphia.
I ought to show you how I looked when I was 16 versus now. I thought I looked so old and awful at that time but eventually my inner swan emerged.
>>24140239
id say 21
grimace body type?
>>24140239
26 or 27, I disagree with >>24140360, I think you'd look younger without the glasses.
>>24140407
When will it be my turn for water-dwelling birds to burst from my carcass.
>>24140428
Awwww ye that's 3 years younger than my actual age this just reversed my terrible day ty
>>24140390
I do mean a 2d woman.
>>24140239
>this is what ' ' fembots ' ' look like
>>24140432
I always find glasses make people look younger
>>24140389
Spoony, is that you?
>>24140239
You're beautiful.. Genuinely.
Maybe one day we'll meet...
>>24140239
28-32
You look like you're REEEEEEEing externally and intensely. Looks old you're REEEEEing all all levels except physical.
>>24140239
all these idiots not knowing who this is
fuck off newfags
>>24140729
That's more likely to happen if you ask for contact info, anon.
>>24130289
How fat are we talking?
>>24130289
try fixing your fucked up personality and stop coming here.
maybe your life will be better, maybe not, but either way you won't shit up my board anymore.
>>24140878
So true anon, thanks.
If you may>>24140239
post any form of throwaway. I'd be interested 26 here
>>24140455
Take care of yourself, get a very slight amount of sun, have a solid nutritional profile, get some exercise. That'll do it. Right now your mannerisms remind me a bit of my sister.
You can be whatever you want to be.
>>24140239
Can I get contact info spoony pls. I miss your posts.
>>24140239
>tfw you will never spoon with spoony
>>24128552
Help me get a gf please.
>>24140239
She looks like the kind of person who would do let's plays on youtube.
>>24134212
Gr8 b8 m8
Seriously
>>24131270
This is almost my life
>>24131270
>tfw even alcohol can't make you social
>tfw prefer to drink alone in your room while listening to music and shitposting
>>24140239
more pics of your eyebrows please
>>24130722
your story has now 2k upvotes on /r/4chan
I feel bad for you, OP
I was bullied a lot in school and could see girls being bullied
But all us bullied ones never stood up for each other
They even put us up against each other and we'd try to bully one another for a chance to become Chads and Stacies
I could see it from an early age, but my attemps to form alliances of the weak only ever failed
And I got injured many times just randomly getting in fights with bullies who weren't even bullying me, and never could make a change
I guess by the time of the 9th grade I just gave up
>>24128552
I've never seen an image of this type on the boards I frequent.
Can't you whores stay on your tumblr boards, or better yet go directly back to tumblr?
>>24135047
>be my gf
>admit there is no such thing as a fembot
Choose one
Why do girls always play as the support/priest/healing character in video games?
Seriously is it some inherent within you or what?
>>24142681
I do it because I enjoy the nurturing aspect of it. Also, from a more pragmatic perspective, it's always easier to find parties as a healer.
>>24142681
But i'm a dude and i RP as a grumpy healer.
>>24128552
you pushed all the white knights away cunt, because they weren't chad. you bullied them, less you be seen as at their level
>>24142741
>nurturing aspect of it
hnnng'ed hard.
>>24142681
>angrily interrogating women on the internet about what MMO class they play
this is some next-level neckbeard shit right here
>>24142827
Well, what else would we talk to them about?
>>24138264
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>>24142800
>tfw no /gfd/ healer gf
>>24140239
Tbh you have a cute face. Pls go pluck thise eyebrows more and shorten your hair. Maybe face shaped layers
>>24142955
>Pls go pluck thise eyebrows
Don't do this unless you want to be alone forever.
Seriously. Plucking your eyebrows makes any woman automatically look like shit, and is only appealing to low-test morons like this guy.
>>24140239
those problem glasses
ruined it desu
>>24143011
I did not say whole dude. They look darkened by makeup anyway
fembots are just as shallow as every other girl. They're here fishing for chad, because they know they'll get replies.
I tried talking to a fembot online and she just ignored me because not chad looks. (even though she looked like a goddamn man and is arguably uglier than me)
>>24128552
I used to bully a girl with couple other guys in elementary school. Now that it was really fucked up. Managed to chat her up again and holy fuck she even tried to help me. One of my greatest regrets was doing the mean shit i did to her.
>>24143043
Maybe you are boring
>tfw haven't seen mystery in a while
i sure hope she's okay ;_;
>>24143043
people are shallow, not just females or males retard
>>24143043
Maybe now you'll stop trying to befriend girls who shitpost on this board.
>>24143117
She was shitposting as usual just two days ago, little newfriend.
>>24143059
Bullying is extremely cathartic though. I think bullying various people in middle and highschool is what prevented me from going on a legitimate violent spree. Chads and stacies do it for amusement but some people do it as an outlet for robotism.
>>24143043
>I had one negative experience so all women are the same
epic
>>24143117
She's probably fine. Posting anonymously and drumming up attention i bet
>>24143117
mystery is that you
>>24143161
I've had his experience a few times now. I doubt i'll give up though, i like the few messages i get.
>>24143042
>I did not say whole dude.
Feel free to stop posting any time.
>>24143143
Yeah 2 days ago. A lot can happen in 2 days if you're suicidal.
>>24143067
maybe you are too, ugly
>>24143043
you just found out all that matter is looks?
>>24142827
It's fun though. On rare occasions I actually get a non-infuriating discussion about gaming with a girl and it's pretty great.
>>24143417
>On rare occasions
It wouldn't be so rare if you didn't come off as an angry faggot about it.
Hey grills,
How sexy is running an under-40 10k?
Really though, any girls that run here?
Is there a way to approach you while you run that will not make you mad? Assuming I'm on my run as well.
>>24143406
> I'm a virgin
> "no you're not"
>>24142865
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>>24143477
>if i ran now nobody could catch me
Every time. Every. Time.
>>24143730
I know.
That shit resonates with me to no end.
And it goes far beyond the physical aspect of it. It's just the idea of being able and willing to push yourself well past the point others would.
I often think of the myth of Daedalus and Icarus. However, instead of looking at the fable as an extension of "and the curiosity killed the cat" I feel envious of Icarus.
I want to push myself beyond myself, even if it's pointless.
I want to burn in the sun.
>>24143966
I'm with you. Pushing yourself beyond yourself isn't pointless. It doesn't have to be a means to an end, it could be an end of itself if you choose. I'm always dreaming to do it but too weak-willed to make it reality. I haven't lost hope though. Maybe one day.
>>24143966
Calm down, sperg.
>tfw ugly
>tfw acne everywhere
>tfw BO
>tfw braces
>>24144196
Yeah but do you shave your pits, legs and vag?
>>24143522
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>>24144096
Can't even post feels on this board anymore? what the fuck has this place devolved to
>>24144096
Are you envious because you haven't felt anything like that since your edgy teen days and your depression ate up all of your capacity to feel anything with any degree of real intensity?
Or is it just in your nature to be boring?
>>24144295
>>24144348
I rest my case.
>>24143966
>>24144348
>posting some faggy 2deep4u shit on a fembot thread in a vain attempt to get female attention
>getting mad when a girl tells you to shut up
>>24144526
How so?
You didn't even make a case.
>>24144547
>vain attempt to get female attention
Nah, my vain attempt at female attention was my first post >>24143477
The second post was a response to an unexpected connection to a random anon who seemed to relate to the same part of my epic meme picture.
I'm not mad, I just enjoy getting into arguments, although for the purposes of this conversation you can assume that I'm mad.
Also I have no idea whether the person trying to shittalk me is a girl or not, I just like responding to posts which are full of condescending vanity, just like mine are full of faggy 2deep4u shit.
If you wish to continue this further, please don't leave the thread early as I'm going to buy some pizza and will come back shortly.
>>24132511
They're large. DD
>>24144711
You sound like a slut.
>>24144704
Holy shit, sperg. Shut the fuck up already.
>>24144711
Saggy tits is a deal breaker though, no man deserves saggy tits in his life
>>24144807
Give the guy a break, he hasn't said anything bad.
>>24144807
Not him but I came here just to tell you to fuck off (tips sombrero)
>>24134212
I agree with you because communion and community are important to everyone. I mean, here we are, bitching together.
I disagree because organized religion generally sells this idea for blind loyalty and fortifying dogma. It's an intellectual disease that keeps people from opening up and taking in the world for what it is.
8/10 made me reply in detail.
>>24144853
>opening up and taking in the world for what it is.
This right here, is the most overrated shit ever. I'd rather live in a sweet delusion than in a reality I can't handle.
>>24144753
>>24144821
Well by the time any guy would see them, they'd be in love with me because We'd be dating for a while.
Plus side is that they look great in bras....;___;
>>24144882
Why do all femanons look at the very least servicable and fuckable?
You for example. I would nut all over those tits in an instant.
>>24140239
You look like a 30 year old trans 2bh bb
>>24144822
>>24144847
1) Stop samefagging
2) Fuck off already
>>24144912
What does your first sentence even mean
>>24145029
The average femanon, from pictures and those I've met in person, is actually quite pretty.
>>24130634
> Counting calories
> Starving yourself
Is this suppose to be bait?
>tfw out of rolling papers
>tfw SHIT OUT OF WEED
>tfw u get cured by medical mariguana
>>24144987
I wasn't samefagging, just came back with my pizza.
Now to respond to your amazingly well crafted post >>24144807
I would have to say that I am very impressed how you managed to regurgitate the same shitty post that you used before, with barely any differences!
Although it does seem that your tone has turned for the worse and now you do seem somewhat agitated.
I wonder why?
Are you mad because I keep responding and you are used to people stopping responding after you have told them to "shut the fuck up"?
Although if that is the case, I am sad to inform you that if people did indeed stopped responding in the past after you put on your internet big boy shoes and told them to "calm down", they did so not because they thought
>holy shit, this guy seems serious, I better stop talking because he might direct more high-school tier insults at me
But because you came across like a retard, since who the fuck would act tough on an anonymous image board, and thought that it would a waste of time to respond to you.
I, on the other hand, have no issue with continuing this conversation as I find it to be very amusing.
>>24128552
Spineless coward.
When bullies bullied me I kicked their asses woth a frying pan. And no one would dare to touch me.
If you don't atleast try to stand up for yourself it's your fault.
>>24145330
What the fuck is wrong with you?
This isn't your fucking blog. Nobody cares.
>>24145330
This is so stereotypically autistic that I have no words. I don't really blame you though, and you're not doing anything wrong. We're all here for a reason.
>tfw no beta orbiter to take me on holiday, give me presents, or buy me a house
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24145088
Yeah. Some are a bit... quirky looking tho too.
>>24144252
hell no, i aint got a qt bf to do it for
>>24145583
Would you want a bf to not do it for.
>>24145435
What is wrong with me?
Fuck man, you dig deep.
That is a hard question to answer, I often stay awake deep into the night thinking about it. I think that my main problem is my schismatic personality - I often separate the version of me that is seen by others and the version of me that manifests when I'm alone or with someone very close to me.
This leads to most of my social interactions being quite shallow, as the relationships rarely cross the distance between my "real" and "not real" self, although this does carry a benefit of me appearing very trustworthy, respectable, intelligent and whatever else, which may not be true in reality, but it does make developing my relationships in the way I want them to much easier.
I think this kind of personality is described quite well by the Schizoid Personality Disorder.
What do you think is wrong with you?
>Nobody cares.
Well, I care and you seem to care a great deal since you appear to be quite emotionally invested in this, so that makes at least two of us. :)
>>24145611
well yeah otherwise i wouldn't be complaining about it in this thread
>>24145552
Oh shit that's the smug anime reaction image, so you must be right.
I guess I have to concede and admit that I am autistic.
Well I guess since I am autistic, I better start watching some anime.
Do you have any recommendations?
>>24145636
>>24145677
>he actually thinks that the girls on this thread are impressed by this garbage
>tfw in abusive household
>would jump on any guy if they offered to put me up
>no one takes any notice of me, its as if I don't exist to the opposite gender
I'd even be willing to become a rug muncher at this point, i dont care, someone just white knight me please
>>24145722
U want sum fugg bb?
>>24145722
>begs to be whiteknighted
>doesn't post pics
>doesn't post contact info
>makes no effort whatsoever to collect orbiters
this is why you're alone
>>24145722
White knighting inbound!
>>24145705
Don't worry, I am well past looking for female attention.
I am just looking for good old regular "I am mad at this guy" attention, I don't really care where it comes from.
Although I guess I'd prefer that it came from women, since they tend to get really emotional quicker which makes it more fun.
Also, this pizza is really fucking good.
>>24145705
I think he has transcended human delusions at this point
>>24145722
go to the rug muncher general, they'll be happy to have you
>>24145722
How abusive are we talking?
>>24145741
No I want to live somewhere else
>that one /jp/ anon who offered to fly over anyone and put them up so long as they lived in their basement naked and didn't talk/move unless ordered to
>given an allowance on top of it
I never messaged
>>24145722
That's depressing
You should post location and stats if you aren't baiting.
it would be a sad basis for a relationship tho
>>24145769
if i post contact info i know you guys would just dox me or something
if anyone wanted to help me they'd post me a way to contact them
>>24145778
rug munching is my last resort
>>24145780
they beat me but not in places where people can see
>>24145798
I've tried become an hero but that just made it worse. I'm britbongistian. what do you mean by stats?
>>24145844
Not even willing to post your rough location. Christ. You really like getting beaten, don't you?
>bf never talks to me or engages with me
>talk to him maybe one a day
>see him once a month
I won't be happy until I find a 6/10 who will pay attention to me
>>24145874
>I'm britbongistian
Okay, sorry. I mean like those "about me" threads where people post their body types, interests etc.
>>24145876
Obviously not you tripfag >>24145874
>>24145900
Well to be basic I have an 80cm bust, 70cm waist and I weigh 7 UK stone. I'm 156cm tall. My shoe size is a 6.
>>24145844
>they beat me but not in places where people can see
Your parents?
>>24145844
If i posted contact info, you would no doubt message me once and stop, wouldnt you?
>>24145929
Aunt/uncle
parents are an hero
>>24140239
>facial seborrhoeic dermatitis
Where is it you lying roastie whore ?
On a good day my face looks like a lobster and people ask me if i got sunburn.
>>24145932
only if you lived in burgerland, I have to steal daily necessities to get by so I cannot afford a plane ticket to anywhere
>>24145944
Bong here.
I'd be happy to talk, but I can't offer putting you up. Not at the moment anyway: [email protected]
>>24145944
What's your plan, assuming you find someone to stay with for a while? Are you going to get a job, etc?
>>24146015
Talk about what? How I hate my life and how you can't do anything to help?
>>24134212
>religious faggot
Kill yourself, you scum
>>24146031
I'd just do whatever they wanted me to (within reason).
>>24146040
>Wanting me to put you up without knowing anything about you
Seriously?
>>24145959
If I might suggest something that works for me that people usually don't try. Any grease-based ointment that contains both a corticosteroid and an antibiotic. It's usually an eye ointment, just look up your local brands. Nothing that's wax based (white thick creams) that's usually used for seb. dermatitis works for me regardless of the ingredients, only this.
>>24146067
Ah, point taken.
>>24146064
Suppose they didn't want anything, but the stay wouldn't be long. How would you support yourself after that?
>>24145926
Go bump these threads with your info:
>>24144403
>>24145206
>>24129177
also write that you need somebody to put you up
guaranteed replies + emailswhereabouts in bongland? north east / south / what?
>>24146096
fuck knows
probably just become an hero for real
>>24146099
eh, really? in those kinda threads?
>>24131234
'fembots' are worse then normie girls and stacies, they are cheaters, manipulative, feminists, mentally unstable, unattractive, and despite all this they are swarmed by dozens of orbiters so she will still think she's out of your league
>>24136702
why is there [s4s] OC on r9k?
>>24146141
>eh, really? in those kinda threads?
it ought to be worth a try? Female posters usually get tons of replies.
also just create a throwaway email on mail.ru or something, literally impossible for anybody to dox you if you only use it for this one purpose.
>>24146075
I've tried at least 30 different things, the ones you listed only made it worse.
The organism that causes it feeds on oily skin.
>>24146142
Complete opposite actually. Most of them have abysmally low self-esteem that makes even your average robot within with a chance.
Where else in the world could people like fucking eeyore, athens, samson and others get literal harems?
Damn, yet another fembot thread turns into a /soc/ surrogate. Can't even feel in peace.
>>24146334
I saved it from here, don't blame me>_><_<
>>24146142
the biggest problem most robots have with feminists is "they're crazy, "they're annoying," "stupid hair," "problem glasses," etc. not that equality is 100% fiction or that feminists are trying to disrupt a natural order. that's still small time tbqh.
>>24146413
Yeah, I know it does, I have no idea why this works for me, I tried like 30 things myself too and that (http://www.medicinenet.com/neomycin-polymyxin-dexamethasone-ophthalmic_drops/article.htm) is literally the only thing, nothing that's officially meant for seb. derm. ever worked including those horrifically stinky sulphur and tar shits. Sorry to hear it doesn't, this condition sucks hard :(
>>24143326
Mad as hell
>>24146653
Yeah, this. Not to mention most self-described "feminists" are really just status-signalling and quickly become just as feminine and warm as any other girl if they're right a normal, right-wing guy.
Any fembots in Ontario, Canada?
>>24146049
>not being religious
Burn in hell, heretic bastard
>>24128552
>works
>not a NEET
GET OUT ROASTIE
>>24130152
You realize white knight doesn't have to mean a man being protective of a girl. I bet that at least 10 people are going to defend in here even though you're likely a whore and they don't know what you look like. It happens all the time all over the internet.
>>24141587
REEEEEEE get off you fedora reddit fag. Nobody cares how many lolsocool points he got. Really you should kill yourself.
>>24128552
What sort of stuff do they do to you at work, anon?
>tfw skinny as fuck
>tfw even if not skinny as fuck, my boobs would still be small
>tfw all around me I hear how guys like curvy, curvy, curvy feminine women
>tfw I know there are more important things in live than being attractive to a high number of men (especially because I'm only aiming to find one of them who finds me attractive) but I still can't stop associating my self-worth with how I look
Kim Kardashian plz disappear. I desperately need Twiggy back, so I can overcome my shyness with the help of a confidence boost.
>>24142681
I'm always a plate/strength class if possible.
>>24147191
Picture? I would love to see your body, sounds hot
>>24128552 fembot here. I have been bullied by both girls and boys. Still bullied by girls. They are both awful in their own way. No one ever stood up for me. Ever. They created this vile sociopathic piece of shit. Humanity must die.
>>24145844
I'd like to help people on here, but I'm generally afraid they're terrible trannies that will rob me blind to buy opiates.
>>24144882
Post pics to prove that they look good
>>24147786
>I'm generally afraid they're terrible trannies that will rob me blind to buy opiates.I saw that thread.
>>24147786
I can send a timestap over email to prove my innocence?
>>24147844
>I saw that thread.
sauce/cap? that sounds hilarious and i need a laugh
>>24147786
Hahaha, I imagined you getting robbed by terrible trannies who immediately ran to the drug dealer with the money. Pretty funny. Sorry.
>>24128552
You're a girl. Your definition of bullying is someone disagreeing with your shoes or some shit.
>>24147880
Sorry friend, but most people are simply terrible and will take advantage of you if given any chance at all.
>>24147920
>implying that isn't exactly what would happen
I find it funny too, but also sad.
>>24145722
God damn the things I would do to help a girl like this. Unfortunately the last girl I helped ended up promising me the world and then vanishing and leaving me heartbroken and in a bad position since I passed up stuff to help her.
>>24148380
They always do my man. Gotta wait for a girl who loves you more than you love her, or else they always leave you.if it never happens, then you end up like most of us wizards
>>24148430
She claimed to, she seemed to, and I believed her. I guess she was good at lying/acting though, I thought for sure she'd have some kind of tell while we were on webcam and shit. It's hard to trust women after all the times I've been lied to or misled, but here I am.
>>24130897
>I got called a freak! See how wierd I am!!! XD
Mcfucking kill yourself
>>24148552
I feel you, and i've been in that same situation over the years. Eventually my feelings subsided though, and i slipped into a comfortable numb. Hopefully you'll either make it, or find your happy place like i have
>>24148380
>tfw all the genuinely nice guys have already been used up by bitches and whores and become robots
and this is why I'll be a virgin forever
>>24149031
If you were given a chance you would simply use them for all their worth and then ruin them when you can move on to greener fields.
That's just human nature.
At best you might feel a little bad about it the first time.
>>24149031
>implying I would even be posting like this if I had given up trying to find the right girl
I live in the states and am not in the position to help anyone until at LEAST next year though.
>>24149031
I'm still nice, a/s/l?
trying to find love on 4chan is like trying to find a sober person at a halfway house
>>24149126
No way, I'm a moralfag
I could never fuck over someone who was trying to help me.
>>24149408
I will find my nice guy amongst this sea of robots, normies and cyborgs.
>"I want a bf I want a bf!"
>goes on to 4chan
>>24149425
I think it's just instinctual at this point for women. I want to believe "moralfag" women are real, but my time on earth has told me otherwise
>>24149479
And then cuk him when Chad looks in your general direction, fuck off
>>24149479
Uh....what exactly were you looking for in a "nice guy"? There's so many different anons here that differentiating nice guys from everyone else is impossible
>>24149506
>in comparison to going on dating sites/apps which are filled with filthy normies
>>24149525
Anon you sound like you've been black pilled.
Well I won't try and convince you otherwise, but I hope you find what you're looking for before your time is up.
>>24149537
>implying chad is anything but an ebin may may
>>24149582
I want an genuine nice guy, not a "why won't women go out with me even though I pretend to like them REEEEEEEEEE" then go on an elliot rodgers rampage.
>>24149661
Ok, that's me, you didn't respond to me before though.
>>24149622
I'm not sure what the black pill entails exactly, i'm just a bit skeptical on morally sound ladies. Anyways, hope you find whatever kind of bf you're looking for too, you got a lot of shit to wade through
>>24149425
but youll get bored of him because he is "too nice" , youll run to someone else arms behind his back, not even a chad just some dude as plain as the man you love. Somehow you will mentalgymnastic your self out into thinking this is fine and that you are doing nothing wrong or worst that you are doing it for him
>>24145722
if you're in the US (midwest) you can stay with me.
I've got a house to myself. actually it's a whole (was my grandparents)
>>24130289
about 65% of guys here would still give you a chance if you're a half decent conversationalist or liked good video games. Remember that 80% of guys are unattractive for the average woman, which means that average and below men (who are awake to their dire situation) would jump on most girls that let them.
let me go through you list though
no bf = good
ugly = this is in the eye of the beholder
fat = well this can be worked on and it's good that you're trying. Your fatness is probably adding unnescessarily to your ugliness.
boring = As a woman if you can point out your flaws you're a little less than boring
brown = I like brown girls, love Indians and Indonesian girls, etc.
saggy tatas = these can be fixed too.
ware glass = lots of men wear glasses too. Don't wear hipster faggot glasses or feminist bulldozer ones.
people lie all the time = no shit, they can also be truthful if you give them permission to hurt your feelings etc.
racist jokes = pick your audience you dumb brown broad.
feminism+teachers = Why are you even in a situation to acknowledge this. Are you in a womens studies group? You need to combat modern feminism whenever it rears its ugly head. One it devalues gifted women in a meritocracy. two it flies in the face of an egalitarian society.
no social life = join the club. If you have no problems with facebook raping your privacy, join tinder and start hunting like a guy (swipe right on everyone, after you match you can check the types of guys that dig you and then pick a good one, its how the guys do it)
Look like pic related = You look like brown british bulldog huh, if you really do, then you maybe shit outta luck. Guys usually fuck everything, but something ruinous to their genes usually not.
>>24149752
*a whole ranch
>>24149661
Kek, but those guys are funny. Well, at least in spurts, anyways. I'm not one of those dudes, just too down in the dumps to try too hard for a gf. Hope you find your nice guy bf
>"I want a bf"
>doesn't post pics
>doesn't post contact info
>doesn't post age, location, etc
>doesn't post any information whatsoever about themselves
>expects a bf to just fall out of the sky
>>24149771
Unlike you who would want to "fix" half of the things about her, I like all of them, but she still didn't reply...
>>24149794
They want the guys to post contact info first i think. I've talked to girls here that way. They never respond past that day though, guess i'm too boring
>>24130152
True. This really only happens on the internet because robots tend to get that and reality mixed up.
>>24149711
Oh well thats understandable. If you're interested its here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1288&v=5tuf59ex-U0
I know it'll be like that scene in the shawshank redemption when I finally manage to get out of the shit sewer.
>>24149740
No such thing as too nice. The opposite of nice is mean, and I don't want that at all. I've eaten the same dinner every day for the past 5 years, you think I give a flying fuck about excitement/thrills or whatever bullshit stacies use to justify cheating?
>>24149752
>>24149778
I fucking wish. I'm in britbong. I could save up in the hopes of flying out but I'd still need a green card, right? and I hear those are pretty much impossible to get without family already out there.
>>24149835
>They want the guys to post contact info first
No wonder they're forever alone.
Why would a guy want to talk to a girl he knows literally nothing about?
>>24128552
all those men in the job. Are either brutally confident, so there is no need to coddle a stupid basic bitch. Or have gamed the system and they don't need you to advance.
The people who would white knight you are either 1. Beta orbiters of a top-shelf bitch or 2. At home in their mother's basement.
>>24149661
women don't want nice guys. they say that, but their behavior says otherwise. You are no different. The exception is once you're old and 'used up'.
>>24149783
I suppose so, but I find it sad. Thank you, hope you find a qt gf.
>>24149794
>I have not looked through this thread at all
I posted my country, height, weight, bust/waist/shoe size and my weight.
>>24149919
I contact them first because i still havent lost hope that i'll find a gf someday. It's not going too well though
>>24149974
nigger I'm 19 and a virgin
>>24149919
>Why would a guy want to talk to a girl he knows literally nothing about?
ahahaha
man you're funny. ever heard the saying men are disposable?
20% of males have 80% of the sex, there's a lot of desperation, women bank on this
>>24149835
Yeah, that's what a lot of guys here don't understand. You gotta put yourself out there to get a girl. Only reason I haven't for >>24149979 if because she isn't in the states and I am.
>>24150018
I wonder why, you fat autistic anime loser.
>>24150026
I hear you man. I live in Kentucky and there is nobody even close to me. My privacy here is a blessing and a curse
>>24150051
healthy bmi autistic anime loser to you.
>>24147952
your picture is shit. the plane had speed moron. and the heat warped the steel causing it to lose integrity. truthers are so stupid.
>>24150096
Well, you know the deal then. Be my gf, L O N D O N, uhh...which ones am i missing?
>>24150019
Have some self-respect and quit counting yourself as a loser. That approach is clearly not working for you at the moment.
>>24150096
I want to like you but are not helping. Leaving that aside, have you finished high school? do you have plan for a superior education? do you have or had a job? hows your health? any addictions?
>>24150085
Yeah. I'm in Indiana actually, we coulda been bros.
>>24150263
Damn, you're closer than most. One day we'll find qts amigo, good guys like us cant stay single forever.
>>24150241
>finished high school
>in college
>when I finish current course I'll get a wageslave job to save up for a higher level college course
>haven't had official job but have done charity work
>health is fine
>addicted to shitty chinese cartoons
>>24150343
You sound like your shit is together, what exactly is wrong with you again?
>>24150466
abusive household
>>24150309
No, we definitely can stay single forever. We just gotta try our best not to be.
>>24150343
>>24150495
You ever thought about going for long term and trying to meet someone then plan together with them to get outta there in the future?
>>24150495
Oh yeah. Would help, but i'm from the land of burgers. I came from some abuse too, that shit sucks. But anyways, you sound pretty stable aside from your addiction to the chinese cartoons. Time to take some normie advice and spread your wings, bb
>>24150526
I refuse to be single. If i have to i'll take up an offer from one of the gay guys who have propositioned me.
>>24150617
Really? You say you want a nice guy so bad but you'll just go for anyone as long as it's immediate?
>>24134894
I literally got bullied by a girl. Pretty fucking sad right. Anyhoo, looking back, I really should've kicked the shit out of her, it would've taught her a valuable lesson and shown the other kids who was alpha. Unfortunately, I grew up with parents who drilled into me to respect women and to never hit me. So even though I tried to match her bully to bully action (for example she
d pull my hair and i'd pull her's back - so the scene is literally two 15 year olds pulling each other's hair) I'd never cross the line and physically assault her. Technically as soon as she pulled my hair I should have beaten her to a pulp, but the drilling/conditioning made me stop and think. So after one shocking event where I had enough, just before a class started, I walked into the administartion building and complained that a girl was constantly attacking me. I had to go through all this administrational bullshit, but at least the bullying stopped. I doubt any of my peers thought highly of me, but I didn't really care. I got no kudos from anyone for dealing in the situation in the "right way", which is completely against my nature. Anyway that's one of my stories.
Teach your kids if a girl attacks you, fuck them up. The authorities will respect self defense. People think that parents teach girls not to attack girls, this never happens. When boys from a young age are drilled not to hit girls. Fuck that shit.
>>24150676
Well, anon you replied to here. I'm a dude, and have always gotten attention from gay guys. A few of them have actually been nice people, but i never thought of myself as a homo. But, as i get older i'm opening up to it
>>24150699
fixes
>Unfortunately, I grew up with parents who drilled into me to respect women and to never hit them.
>People think that parents teach girls not to attack guys, this never happens.
>>24150751
Yeah I read the thing wrong my bad. Thought you were the girl posting.
>>24150699
My parents taught me that if a girl picks on me, then she must like me. So, being autistic, i would try to hit on them as they stole my lunch money and hit me as a kid. I now know better
>>24150818
Kek no worries my man. Nobody can really tell anybody apart here.
females like anime? I always thought you girls used anime to pickup guys on 4chan. I see women posting anime figures and shit and I can't help but think it's a lie.
even I find anime tedious these days. it's either harem or non stop combat silly shit.
>>24150556
I am a britbong attending college. All males that go here, are chavs. I have no contact outside of college, so my only opportunity to meet anyone is at college. A cruel fate.
>>24150570
why does everyone on the chan gotta be americano
>>24150890
I like manga more than anime.
>>24150893
Us burgers are always up. We gotta watch out for shootings.
>>24150890
Women love anime, theres a whole genre dedicated to them
>>24150890
well heres what I watched this season, rate my taste;
>bakemonogatari continuations
>ore monogatari
>prison school
>one punch man
>>24128613
Thanks for making my fucking week anon holy fuck
>>24150952
Oh and
>overlord
>How tough was school for fembots?
Ages 12 - 14 were the worst easily the worst years of my life. No friends. Teased. Generally seen as an awkward weirdo by everyone. Jokes/rumours start about various guys in my class going out with me (because what could be more embarrassing for them?) .Got fat. Got skinny again.
At 15 I fell in with the "loser" crowd. Couldn't believe I actually had friends again. Tight-knit group with similar interests. Constantly in a good mood for the next few years because I'm grateful to even be included. Still in regular contact with them.
Learned how to apply makeup from the internet. Sort out my appearance. Actually decent looking with some effort. Initiate life on easy mode.
>Were you the kind who slutted around?
Not at all. Had a bf for like 3 months. Didn't really like it. Thought I was asexual until a few months ago. Still virgin. Not really bothered desu
>Were you the shy kind?
Yeah.
>Were you "alternative"?
Not really.
>Did you cry a lot?
Definitely between ages 12 - 14.
>>24150890
manga is better obviously ;/
>>24150925
Oh but I'll add this, one of my favorite manga series is getting an anime next year. I hope it turns out good but I just don't like that most anime series have shitty budgets, it's disappointing to spend 30 minutes watching something that's barely animated or gets a bad adaptation.
>>24150893
Are you dead set on staying in britbongland? It's not hard to travel and relocate in this day and age if you don't have anything tying you down, and online can easily switch to offline.
>>24150952
>>24150972
Would hold hands with under a blanket/10 desu.
>>24150893
>All males that go here, are chavs.
Chavs have feelings too
>>24150893
Im moving to America from Australia.
I know that Chav feel but replace them with Lads. Subhuman filth literally.
America looks iffy i know but the shut the fuck up and shoot guns and watch anime itll be fun i swear.
>>24151062
No, theres nothing tying me here. Its just like I mentioned earlier, I'd need a green card which I hear are impossible to get without connections (which I don't have) and I don't have enough money (yet) to fly over there. And cheers, although albedo is worst girl.
>>24151133
Do you have a qt accent? I bet you do
>>24151121
>Chavs have feelings too
funniest thing I've read all day
>>24151133
Oh yeah, we've got our fair share of lads too. its like 80% chav 20% lad. It's awful, I hate the sub human scum.
>>24128552
>tfw bullied throughout elementary and high school
>tfw no guys or girls stood up for me
>tfw went away for a summer and improved myself, went from 6/10 to 8.5/10 and improved my charisma to be able to verbally fend off bullies
>Tfw become popular amongst peers because of my wit and humor towards the stacies and chads
>Tfw defend the people who couldn't do what I did, create amazing friend group of misfits.
Honestly the best friends that I will ever have. I kinda miss high school.
in my experience, socially awkward women are usually just boring and bad conversation partners. men either want a cute girl or a girl with a nice personality that they have a lot in common with, preferably both. if you're cute but boring you're never going to have a good relationship, unless you date an equally boring partner. in this relationship nobody will be happy. if you're not cute but you're not boring, you can have a healthy and fun relationship with a dude who's in your league.
tl;dr if you're a fembot and you're upset that you can't get a boyfriend you're boring
>>24133694
be my waifu
>>24151152
>mfw theyhuggedoff best girl
>mfw best guy only got like one scene (your picture related)
>mfw legitimately considering reading it so I don't have to wait for season 2
But yeah. I know at least two brits that moved here personally actually, one older guy and one girl a couple years younger than me. Both married into the country and are fine now (as far as I know) so it's not like it's impossible for long term. I dunno the details on getting a temporary one though so you can actually get things going.
>>24151193
how to not be boring :o?
>>24151253
Eh, I don't get the hype for clementine. Plenty of hotter evil bitches out there. Yes, Pandora is best son. But he doesn't get much exposure in the light novel either, I'm afraid.
Huh, so I'd need to get me a husbando ASAP then. Just need to learn how to attract a decent man.
>>24150952
>being this entry level
Yeah, girls don't watch anime.
>>24130634
If you just reduce the amount of calories you eat each day you will lose weight.
All you have to do is exert more energy than you take in.
>>24151152
>I'd need a green card which I hear are impossible to get without connections (which I don't have) and I don't have enough money (yet) to fly over there
You have the entire EU to go to, in which 99% of countries are cheaper to live in than the UK, don't make retarded excuses.
I used to stand up for everybody at school. Once had a bitch like you, cute, nothing special but always got bullied. One day I stood up for her.
Basically the insult was "Vallarie the very old Virgin" and they made fun of her for being fat (she was cute chubby) but it went too far. I stepped in like a white knight and the bullies left crying after I dished out veiled shit they already to
D me (one girl is a twin and secretly wished to fuck her brother, one had her dad molest her, one was a closet lesbian who sucked my dick 'just to see if')
Man, after that I started hanging out with the loner girl and about a week later she starts hanging out with the bullies, I told her I fell for her and wanted to go out on a date, she said I wasn't her type (read, 135kg at 6'0 but I was a power lifter wannabe) and proceeded to spread shit about me.
Now she goes out clubbing every Thursday Friday and Saturday using her bfs credit card and expects me to give her free entry. She even had her friend suck my dick but I still didn't give them entry.
>>24151335
I admit this was a pretty scrublord season for me. But I prefer visual novels.
>>24130795
>tfw I saved every picture that remotely looks like my oneitis on the internet.
>>24151346
but muh land of the free
why would I waste my money on a shitty yuropoor country where I can't even speak the language
>>24151159
I hope so. i plan on riding this accent to the land of friends
>>24151184
Im pretty sure they lack all but primal emotions. the idea of humor is
>"haha cunt im gonna stab you"
>"haha nah cunt not if i stab you more haha cunt"
Really hoping the mickey mouse coca cola town will be like the college movies. anyone here go to newyork state uni? or MIT?. I have a sponsor finally and ill be going mid yearish
>>24151290
a few of the "nerdy" girls i've dated all had the same bad habit of listening to what i say really well and being really understanding, but rarely bringing much to the conversation. this is a problem a lot of socially awkward people in general have, and it's a habit that will eventually make people get bored of talking to you because it's like bouncing a tennis ball off of a brick wall after a certain point. give your own input on things, bring up conversational topics, say interesting things.
also, find something you care about, a passion. refine a talent, get good at something. find someone who shares that passion or talent and talk about it with them, do that activity with them. always be willing to try new things and looking for new things to try.
lots of boys will be willing to drag around a girl for female company, because female company is nice... but only for so long. once the initial charm of having a girl around wears off, it becomes like carrying a sack of potatoes.
don't be a sack of potatoes. be an interesting, engaging person to spend time with.
>>24151435
>>but muh land of the free
>why would I waste my money on a shitty yuropoor country where I can't even speak the language
Ladies and gentlemen, "fembots" in a "bad situation".
>>24151290
Actively try to engage him. Talk to him about stuff. Don't make him carry the conversation by only replying with super short responses all the time. Don't make him initiate all the conversations. If you're enjoying the conversation, act like it. Actually TALK to him about things.
>>24151334
For me it was the voice and the faces she made personally. That and the fact that her "armor" was made out of all the plates of adventurers she took down was pretty cool. Pandora's voice actor is literally my favorite as well, and that's a damn shame that he's not a big character. He seems really absurd.
>Huh, so I'd need to get me a husbando ASAP then.
Don't rush that if you actually want something that will last. Quite frankly you're probably gonna be stuck there for at least a couple more years minimum. Personally I wouldn't want to marry a girl until we've lived together for a while, and probably wouldn't want to live together for a while before that.
>>24145890
That's messed up. How old are you?
>>24150890
I'm watching shin atashin'chi and Itoshi no Muco
for fall 2015. I like slice of life stuff.
>>24151439
>a few of the "nerdy" girls i've dated all had the same bad habit of listening to what i say really well and being really understanding, but rarely bringing much to the conversation. this is a problem a lot of socially awkward people in general have, and it's a habit that will eventually make people get bored of talking to you because it's like bouncing a tennis ball off of a brick wall after a certain point. give your own input on things, bring up conversational topics, say interesting things.
Well that goes for men too, ive been called attractive but many people end up thinking im legit retarded for my lack of response
>>24151579
I see. Yeah, its a shame but he gets sidelined by ainz because pandora reminds him of his chuuni past so he sees him as an embarrassment rather than an asset so he doesn't like to let him roam above the treasure dungeon.
>>24151649
yeah, like i said.
>this is a problem a lot of socially awkward people in general have
it isn't exclusive to women at all.
do you personally find yourself attractive? rate yourself out of ten. if you're a 6 or above you could work on your personality and easily find a nice guy.
>>24151152
just marry someone for a greencard and not for love
>>24145722
Where you form?
>>24151749
but that goes against my moralfag code
>>24151760
britbong
>>24151439
>>24151579
i do just about everything here but i'm still boring hnghh i don't think my feelings get across well with people. also am shut in neet so no laifu or real hobbies to talk about. :c how can i deliver my words better?? what is it that makes guys feel loved?
>>24151893
>also am shut in neet so no laifu or real hobbies to talk about
get a hobby. there has to be something you care about, right? art, games, music, books? learn to draw, get good at a game, learn an instrument, write short stories. find someone who shares that hobby and you'll have a lot to talk about.
>how can i deliver my words better??
speak in a way that conveys that you care by adding your original input in your response when a guy talks to you.
example: if a guy says, "work was terrible today, i had to deal with my boss and he was really mad about the covers on these TPS reports", you should reply with something like "what's the big deal about TPS reports? that's bullshit" instead of "that sucks, i'm sorry :(" or "aw that's awful"
>what is it that makes guys feel loved?
what is it that makes you feel loved? same thing, really. play to their ego, make them feel important, make them feel like they're valuable and you care about the things they say and do. it's hard to find a girl who does all those things, so by doing that you're filling a niche that girls who are just attractive don't.
>>24152106
>>24152106
>>24152106
>>24152106
NEW THREAD GIRLS!!!
>>24151716
Maybe he'll get some more screen time in the show? Anything. I dunno. He seems fucking cool, and actually decently strong if the threads were to be believed.
>>24151893
Make him feel special. Make him feel like you want to talk to HIM, not talk to anyone. Tell him about your day, ask him about his. If your feelings aren't getting across that well then flat out say your feelings. I've dealt with a number of girls that most people would simply say are "boring" but I know they're just not good at talking because they make a visible effort. Also, sometimes you just don't click with someone and that's ok.
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