I just wanna laugh at all your pointless lives.
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I just wanna laugh at all your pointless lives.
>>24144403
I should update this and decrease my looks. I just watched some dumb recording of myself from my phone and god fucking damn I wanna hang myself.
>>24144403
>Incoming everyone posting superior/above average intelligence
That's something I always enjoying seeing in these threads, literally everything else will be low but the intelligence category is super fucking high, top kek.
>Hey guys I'm the smartest one in this therad
>No I AM
>NO I AM
Fucking circle jerk of autism, kek.
>>24144701
I can confirm that if I ever could be bothered to do one of these, I would r8 my intelligence as average. Hope you're happy now senpai
lelelelelele pls bbc up my ass xDDD did you wathc the twitch stream funny :DDDD kappa nice meme ayy lmao
>tfw no gf
>>24144661
odd kek
>>24144701
The worst are the people who say they have high intelligence, but they're working menial jobs / NEETs after barely passing highschool.
>>24145432
lmao best one yet senpai
unessesary human bean
>>24146646
>nonvirgin
you're damn right
>>24145432
I leld very hard lad
>>24144661
>full intelligence
How is it possible to be this delusional?
barf princess
I always loose motivation half way through these things.
>>24146745
literal piece of trash
When I look at these threads I realise this place is full of undisciplined hipsters and the source of robot problems becomes clear.
You can laugh at those less fortunate than you, but in doing so you merely rob yourself of what you potentially could be.
Laugh at me, please.
>>24147403
gooky dooky weeb faggot
>>24147472
>everything is shit except the happiness score
teach me your secrets? should I just b myself, is that it?
>>24147514
try meditating for 20 min twice a day for a month straight and see where u are from there and if it doesn't help just kys desu
le special snowflake chart.png (You)
lmao here's my comment, please give me attention! (You)
>>24147472
Why did you go through the trouble of writing Ringo Sheena's name in japanese but leave everything else in horrible romaji?
>>24147514
Lose yourself in your hobbies, anon. If you're doing something you enjoy 24/7 it's tough to be a sad sack.
>>24147618
Because I'm a lazy sack of shit and ctrl C + ctrl V are easy.
>>24147472
only good thing here is nana grizol
NOICE senpai
I was called a boring faggot last time but fuck it.
Who actually gives a fuck anyways
>>24148025
I would if you started reading and/or grew a taste in something.
>>24146670
>tfw i will never be pure again
>>24148055
Who the fuck are you anyway? Also, any suggestions on growing a taste because I'm currently disinterested in everything ;_;
>>24148105
Find something you like and expand on it. Use the internet.
reposting one of these I think I made for /b/ last year, but updated
>>24148350
eww desu
>>24148431
care to elaborate friendo? also fuck you robot-kun
>>24144403
What the fuck did you do to this template?
Every time I open it in PS, it crashes it.
>>24148611
>using photoshop for a fucking MSPaint template
>>24148686
Nigga I want fucking layers I don't care
>>24148611
stop using a shit compooter desu senpai
>>24148828
Nah, I tried it with other stuff and my photoshop has just died for some reason.
>>24148703
How about you have some layers of cock in your mouth, faggot
>>24148857
I'm more of a layers like lasagna man, man
>>24147968
we could be bestiesI love you.
im a peace of shit, I suck.
Pls like me...
>tfw ride never ends
>>24144661
>full intelligence
>20 years old and listens to angsty tween rap
7/10 made me laff
>>24146745
>pansexual
go back to tumblr you faggot, pansexuality is a made up bullshit "sexuality" so tumblristas can feel special youdeservetobegassed/10
>>24146782
If you like fixing things, fix all those typos. Damn.
>>24149472
>vaporwave and general GOAT taste
my dude, ten outta ten
>>24147403
If you enjoy Sherlock Holmes, why not read some of Edogawa Ranpo's Detective Akechi books? Since you know Japanese.
>>24149234
lol me 3 years ago desu
>>24149234
>fnv
mah nigga
also, pic of you?
>>24149671
too shy. im a fat neck beard loser with long hair that basically sums up my looks
>>24149608
Y-you too biological tribe member
>>24149766
do et fagit
hey hi hello
Robot needs text to post
>>24147312
what do you do with your free time, listen to 2hu metal remixes and shoot H?
>>24149952
>happiness: 10
questionable
>>24150078
Not much free time here senpai, just relax, shitpost and sleep
>>24150385
I woke up today. Isn't that enough to be happy?
>>24149991
>that vidya
no
>>24150456
no
go away please
>>24150520
I am well aware of my pleb taste in vidya. Thanks for the confirmation.
>>24146782
I like you. Mostly based on stats and hobbies.
>>24150579
pleb confirmation confirmed desu
Sex and gender identity are mixed up but whatever.
>>24150564
But we didn't get a chance to talk about Jesus Christ yet...
>>24150619
TMBG are good.
>>24150717
I'm glad you feel that way.
>>24144403
After you're all finished with that, try this.
>>24148350
Dostoyevsky and Dumas are excellent choices.
>>24150849
Why are you even on this board?
>>24150774
just use innawoods for that
>>24144661
>shitty disney cartoons as his favorite movies
>highschool tier books
>full intelligence
no wonder you are a virgin
>>24146646
>/mu/tier taste
>unvirgin grill
>bisexual
>mr robot
>>24150849
mom why are u on my board
Anybody remember me?
>>24150645
I love you.
Please marry me.
>>24150973
I admit this isn't my home board
>>24151103
Your mother has excellent taste too.
>>24151141
are you black or indian fellow shitskin?
also can't say that I do remember.
>>24151195
I'm black, my hair just grows long and curly
>>24144403
>inb4 pleb taste
i know
>>24151244
Black dude as well although I have dreads pic of me for reference
>>24151245
What got you into bagpipes? How well do you play?
>>24151309
You look insane and gay.
>>24151078
throw me on top of a mountain when I die to feed the birds and animals
>>24151402
Well I do fuck guys and girls but I don't think I'm insane
>>24150619
>jonathan coulton
Truly epic taste!
>>24151309
go back to /soc/ nigger
>>24151153
Yes! Take my virginity please
>>24151402
He looks fine to me
>>24151309
get gassed nigger
>>24151676
Only for the purpose of pro-creation and love.
>>24151656
No but good taste in vidya mate.
>>24151767
I can preform a dutch oven does that count?
>Textless posts are not allowed.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Fresh, hot, new kill me chart
Someone end me
sorry im late the the festivities
Y'all fags still doing this ?
>>24151912
>>24150849
>>24149952
draw me a cactus please
>>24151141
i think you drew me a cactus before
Anyone else happy on this board?
>>24151327
i don't know, i just like the culture around it
I'm just a beginner though
>>24152072
why the fuck do you even choose to spend time here?
Not even REEEEEing, I am legitimately confused as to why happy people are here
>>24152015
>17
Enjoy your ban :^)In a large bowl place the scooped avocado pulp and lime juice, toss to coat. Drain, and reserve the lime juice, after all of the avocados have been coated. Using a potato masher add the salt, cumin, and cayenne and mash. Then, fold in the onions, jalapeno, tomatoes, cilantro, and garlic. Add 1 tablespoon of the reserved lime juice. Let sit at room temperature for 1 hour and then serve.Fuck the robot
>>24152281
Idk; sometimes /b/ or /pol/ doesn't have anything interesting, so I'll take a peek on here. Usually I'm on /wg/ or /out/ if I want to look up my interests. I may have a social life and a gf, but sometimes I just like to take alone time when everyone else is busy.
>>24151789
Good enough :^)
>>24152027
> >>24149952 (You)
draw me a cactus please
I already did before
>>24152027
Yeah! Sorry it's not high quality but thank you for letting me draw one.
who else has chronic sweat problems?
>>24153598
Which modernists and surrealists do you read?
>>24153135
Thanks for reminding me
>>24153283
remind me?
>>24150849
>>24149472
you two are cool
>>24147968
we could get along I presume.
I'm >>24146646 btw senpai
I don't want to share my music
>>24153726
Not sure if you're still in thread
>>24144403
Here's mine, first time making one of these.
>>24154126
not the op, but that is one kawaii cactus. 10/10
i know there are other stuff I could list if i thought about it harder
>>24153135
I made you a cactus too if that that's ok. you didn't ask me for one, but I felt like making one.
if I wasn't here, who would shitpost all day?
>>24154328
>it's always sunny
my man
>>24154126
cute
>>24154674
thanks anon. i accept all cactus drawings from /r9k. did you post a chart in this thread?
>>24155581
>16 shh
Anon...
>>24155581
>16 and also no tastes or interests in anything
got damn sonny boy yer gonna go fah!
C: dis mi.
>>24144661
you seem cool tho, don't be so down.
Your ex is a retard, just remember that.
>>24146646
>toasti grill
trap detected
>>>/lgbt/
>>24156878
draw me a cactus please10
>>24144403
im bad at everything
>>24151901
how is your intelligence so high if you never read?
i-is this b8
>>24157106
cactisssssssssssssss
>>24157194
>shoes)
haha..
updated version, things have gotten slightly worse.
>>24157301
>people think that reading = intelligence
I mean, I still laugh at people who put their intelligence over 6, but I laugh harder at people who think reading makes you smart.
>>24157314
thanks anon. 2nd drawing with a bra
>>24157399
omg yours is way cuter tho. I love a tall cactus >u>
i have no idea how old this is
it's probably all the same
Oh look, now's my chance!
>>24157382
it just helps a lot more, like if you even had wikipedia in there i could believe you but based on the fact you like hip hop and don't read you are a liar
thats ok though im just some faggot somewhere
>>24157479
>im just some faggot
You made that pretty obvious when you admitted to thinking that someones taste in music is a good measure of intelligence..
This is supposed to be an original content board and we're all just posting the same exact shit.
I edit mine slightly most of the time though.
>>24144403
Are you this desperate to feel superior to someone?
>>24157521
thats just like your opinion, man
i don't think you are as smart as you think you are. Why are you getting all defensive? There's nothing wrong with that.
the elephant man is here
This is me, please dont judge me too harshly
>>24157654
>thats just like your opinion, man
How is it an opinion to believe that someones taste in music and the amount of books they've read is not an accurate measure of their intelligence?
>Why are you getting all defensive? There's nothing wrong with that
I'm not even the guy who posted the chart, I was just shitting on both of you for being retards, but now I'm trying to understand how the fuck it's possible for people to actually think this way.
A lot of the time, people who think the way you do are pretentious retards who truly believe you can't be smart unless you listen to classical music and have read 500 books by 16.
>>24157702
youre alright
>>24157849
>A lot of the time, people who think the way you do are pretentious retards
pretentious, maybe, but how could reading a lot make one retarded? Explain how that works.
>I'm trying to understand how the fuck it's possible for people to actually think this way
it takes intelligence and an imagination to be able to read and enjoy it? I dont think retards enjoy reading all that much but they may like hip hop music.
>>24149952
what rank are you in csgo bb?
>>24146646
>See chart
>Looks pretty legit neato
>Happiness and confidence maxed or nearly
This is how I know you are unbearable.
>>24157730
You have best and worst backwards
image tangentially related
i don't have the time to fill that shit out
>>24158375
>massive fucking faggot
>wants to be an even bigger faggot
>>24146725
>>24146725
>>24151009
>>full intelligence
>>24146745
>your average shoegaze fan
why am I not surprised?
>>24157730
>intelligence 3/10
>listens to neutral milk hotel
sounds about right
>>24156878
>female
>sex life 11/10
>"gamer"
>not a virgin
do I even have to say it?
>>24152072
>wealth 10/10
>19
idiot
>>24149952
>>24149991
One free coupon
>>24144403
these charts are marginally fun to do
>>24157730
lol what are you doing /r9k/
>>24157301
>how is your intelligence so high if you never read?
How does "I don't have any favorite books" translate into "I never read any books"?
>>24158246
>I don't think retards enjoy reading all that much but they may like hip hop music.
oh the irony, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4NA3E4iC7M
everyone deserves at least one reply
>>24151911
nobody here is man enough to kill you to be frank. And even if they were, asstralia is too far to travel.
>>24154078
daria is a good choice, also teach me how to warp my body 90 degrees to 3dspace along a corrugated plane like that.
>>24154170
>abstract art
>research
>o brother where art thou
>20,000 leagues
youre a cool dude anon, you should feel cool
>>24154729
you are the perfect balance of edgy and comfy
>>24157368
nice reads tho
>>24157428
>lame piano music
me too
>>24157574
cool drawing style and books
also cooking is a top tier hobby
>>24159985
10/10 m80
>>24157702
impressive, ye paunch
Mr. Man
blox on blox on blox
