>be 26 yo bald KV with depression
>decide to get a wig
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>girls notice me again
>i decide to go to a clup and pick up some twat
>find a 7/10, we get drunk together.
>we make out
>tells me it would be better if i took her to my place
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>we get to my place, make out like no tmrw then go to the bedroom
>we get both naked, she says i'v been blessed (i have a big one) and start to suck it
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>i decide to return the favor and go down on her
>she seems to enjoy what im doing (i wish i did too, its not as good as i imagined, it taste weird, its kinda gross)
>while she's moaning she decide to grab my hair and pull for some reason
>mfw she took my wig off
>she stops moaning and say "wtf?!" loudly.
>i stood there and say nothing.
>she drop the wig on the bed stand up and say that she just remembered that she has some important thing to do.
>she dresses up and says she'll call me back
she'll call back ? right guys ?
>>24088419
Sorry OP
>>24088419
I wonder what she had to do that was so important. Probably had to go the bank; they do close early.
>>24088419
It's unlikely you'll be able to meet a girl and have sex with her without her realizing you're wearing a wig. Avoid one night stands and start going on dates.
>>24088419
Just superglue that shit to your scalp, how hard can it be
>>24088419
please god please let this be real
>>24089628
why s that ?
(fuck you unoriginal comment, that shit is ridiculous and should be removed)
>>24089722
because it's hilarious but it sounds kinda farfetched. agree with you on the robot tho senpai
Tell her that you have cancer?
>>24090488
because cancer at 26 is better than MPB, fuckin normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24089628
this is 4chan, of course it's real
