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Watched the sunrise for the first time in years edition
I'm a Paki.
>>24104577
I'd appreciate it if you didn't disrupt the Remembrance Sunday services please.
>>24104406
Warm November will soon be over..
Sad times coming
Watching super.
Dwight
>>24104406
Who makes these pics? Absolutely fantastic
>>24104618
Some guy.
If you want to make some variants I'd appreciate it. I don't lie reusing the same one over and over, but it's the only morning one I can see with the right calendar and /britfeel/ are Nazis when it comes to the OP pic being right.
>>24104618
lol, I just noticed all the little ddifferences. Its good.
Theresa May poster loll.
>>24104587
Kek. I piss on the poppy.
Thread is dead
Dead dead thread
Thread so dead you fry an egg
>>24104643
Put the Devon poster back in
>tfw not stuck in East Devon rn
>seeing family in Manchester desu senpai
> Minutes silence for a bunch of dead motherfuckers I couldn't give a fuck about.
Thank fuck I'm no longer on Facebook so I don't have to endure the cringe-worthy normie posts about dead soldiers, nigga I don't give a fuck - fuck your grandad and any other family member who fought for this island of shitcunts.
>>24106182
Eighteen year old boys sent to die on the Somme. My great grandfather saw all his friends die so don't you fucking.
>>24106182
Too fat to get into the army lad?
I went to Britain once a couple years back. Is Norwich really that comfy all the time? I really enjoyed my stay and I may consider moving there on the future.
Could anyone from Norwich tell me how life is like over there?
>>24106162
>stuck in East Devon
This is my homeland and I won't have you sully it with your words. Get out desu, Exeter Uni Student.
Did you go to Tar Barrels?
>>24106214
Naw, I'm actually considering joining as an officer once I've got my engineering degree ~2 years, could smash all of the fitness tests now If I pleased, consistent 6 minute miles, 15 pull ups, 72 pressups in one minute, situps are just second nature to me guessing around 80-90 in a minute (This is royal marine/paratrooper officer or special forces standards).
Only want to join just to say I've done it and to learn to shoot stuff, maybe try for special forces. But then again the money is piss and the minimum term (4 years) is a long time.
>>24106265
Hope you like inbreeding and disappointing job prospects
Who else /hungover/ up in here
>>24106320
Walt as fuck
>>24105934
this made me laugh a bit
>>24106355
>up in here
American pls go.
>>24106361
tehe
>>24106355
Don't really get hangovers anymore, but I also get drunk everyday, so might just be getting used to it
>>24106402
I'm from Somerset m8
>>24106450
I think we've talked before, Taunton right?
pls be nice about my home, it's boring and quiet but it is mine.
>>24106437
I used to have that in my late teens/early twenties when I was pretty much drunk for like three years, but I don't really drink anymore so they hit me harder now. I'm getting too old to be drunk regularly, it fucks me up for days now.
>>24106308
I live in East Devon. Just seeing family up north
It's boring there.
And no, I didn't go anywhere
>>24106320
god you sound like a twat
>>24106470
>>24106450
>tfw i'm the taunton lad and somebody else is being asked if he's the taunton lad
>>24106470
Yeovil. Taunton is big and daunting from here.
Watched Winnie the Pooh this morning. Hundred Acre Wood was lovely and peaceful until a Tigger moved in. He was loud and boisterous and upset the locals.
>>24106528
Winnie the Pooh a savage bruh a blood and don't even wear pants meat just be out
>>24106528
Watching willy wonka, its dreadful how he was deprived of sweets and chocolate as a child
This is the comfiest time of year for tv/films to be honest family
>mfw eating porridge
This is so fucking boring, even with sugar.
>>24106611
Put a smackeral of honey in it.
>>24106624
I don't have any bee syrup or normal syrup in at the moment.
I wish maple syrup didn't cost a fortune, that stuff is like nectar desu.
>>24106611
Get some jam in there lad.
>>24106611
>>24106611
Sugar is a flavouring you fucking retard. Throw some jam or honey in there,
>>24106726
Sugar is a sweetener you fucking retard
got nothing to eat but cans of beans and ham. cant be arsed to go to the shops, wonder if I can make beans on ham instead of beans on toast
>>24106757
"Sweet" isn't a flavour
>>24106762
Sounds decent, I'd eat it
I'm craving a pot noodle, I have no idea why.
>>24106762
Do you fucking Brits really eat beans on toast
>>24106770
No sweet is a taste.
Well done.
>>24106800
Kids mainly. Beans are fucking gross, so not me. It's like a kids/poor people last resort "you might as well end it now" meal.
>>24106770
>>24106803
>>24106757
Arguing over pedantic shit because of something as ridiculous as porridge is kind of silly lads.
>>24106829
Welcome to /britfeel/, expect this exact same inane arguing over nothing several times a day.
>>24106824
I may be a poor manchild but beans on toast is the fucking best.
>>24106800
Beans on toast is fucking god tier, especially if you have an egg with it.
>Corbyn looking like a bored child at the Remembrance Sunday event
What a wanker.
>>24106977
>david cameron pretending to be sad that others have died
Also what a wanker.
Putting kettle on
Who wants a brew?
Can't beat a cup of earl grey in the morning 2bh lads
>>24107034
He probably actually does give a fuck though to be fair.
>>24106977
>>24107034
I put a 10nner in the box of some war veteran for a poppy I never worse, the good intention was still there though right?
He seemed to appreciate it anyway
>tfw all my bullies from school have good jobs and amazingly good looking gf's
What the fuck. I WAS TOLD THEY WOULD AMOUNT TO NOTHING.
Hold me /britfeel/
>>24107202
>he believed that
Toplel. I will cheer you up though!
>never got properly bullied but it happened sometimes because I was an easy target
>one guy if I was to be bullied was usually the one
>just insults and threats, not actual beatings or anything
>school finishes and he doesn't go to 6th form
>hear nothing for many years because why would I
>last year
>he committed suicide and apparently had drug problems
>>24107298
You're no better for laughing at him mate, poor cunt has obviously had issues his whole life and wrongly took them out of you, you should feel sorry for him not be glad he killed himself you pathetic piece of shit
>>24107357
I didn't laugh at him you silly angry man, that guy seemed to want bully repercussions. I felt no joy or happiness from someone killing themselves, it was a shame.
>>24107357
Not him but I thought it was funny. Fuck normies.
>>24107399
Ah well I apologise then, I misunderstood the context of your post
>>24107412
This is why no one likes you
So you put beans on toast and then you actually put it in your mouth and eat it
>>24107523
>This is why no one likes you
>expecting me to sympathise with normies
>>24107571
Except he clearly wasn't a "normie" as you put it, he just wasn't a social recluse, people who are happy don't bully people, get addicted to drugs and then kill themselves, you don't know what his home life was like maybe violence and antagonism were all the emotions he had ever been taught, there are plenty of mitigating factors at play
>>24107643
He was just a regular lad to begin with, I think the troubles came later, but it must have been something.
>>24107682
>He was just a regular lad to begin with
Good enough for me. Fuck normies.
>>24106355
yeaaahhh another night of no pussy and another day of destroying my toile
Today I would like to remember my Great Grandfather who sadly left us in World War II. Herr Heinrich Schneider, I remember you.
>>24107766
Haha yeah f-fuck normies, amirite guiz?
>>24107806
>that image
Holy fuck, it really is reddit here now.
>>24107819
The decline happened months ago. This thread has been shit for a while.
/Britfeel/ is a year old this month.
>>24107819
>>24107850
Its funny because even the owner of this site refers people to reddit, I've been on 4chan since the habbo raids of 2006, why the fuck do you care where people browse, you really just wanna sit here whining about tfwnogf and fuck normies etc all the time? 4chan was never about that. Get over yourselves you miserable cunts
gonna have a wank lads
any of you lads buying drugs from the darknet atm? i used to use SR2, then evolution, then agora. Haven't bought anything in ages, had a look the other day and all of the current sites seemed to be down all the time and people reporting lost coins?
>>24106611
porridge is tasty as fuck m8. i usually have mine with sultanas and honey, goes down a treat
>>24107962
Haven't bought anything since agora went down, hear alphabay is meant to be ok, just check reviews and shit, abraxas went down but if you were stupid enough to leave coin in your account on there its your own fault
About to start first job as a psychiatric nurse tommorow. Life's over lads. Will never get a good nights sleep again.
>>24108021
Get free meds though
>>24107922
Fuck off to reddit you moron. You don't belong on /r9k/
>>24108031
Never the sort of meds you want bro. Just the ones that kill your brain
who do you guys hold responsible for you being a robot? The normies or yourself?
I blame the normies for fucking me up and I blame myself for not doing something about it sooner
>>24108035
You don't belong anywhere mate, doubt you can even remember when this board was good, fuck off to 4+4 chan or wizardchan if you want to cry about being a loser
>>24108035
Not him but I didn't realize this was such a special club. Kind of gives me a thrill now desu I think I'll tab between reddit and r9k more often
>>24108021
thanks for helping people mate
>>24108005
yeah i wouldn't be leaving coin n my account, just putting it in and purchasing straight away. Tere is a vendor technohippy who is on several on them, just wondering which i should do it through, unless i could somehow get an email or something for him and do it directly. thanks for the advice
>>24108035
fuck off twat, so sick of everything other than foreveralone whining being met with normie slurs. stop trying to turn r9k into a reverse-tumblr hugbox.
>>24108094
Your welcome son, its a hard toil with little reward. Most days I spend just dreaming of Lidl
These women can't even march in step. It's literally walking and swinging your arms. All the men seem to be able to do it.
>>24108115
Make me you normie scumbag.
>>24108126
I remember watching a parade one year, and literally everyone looked like they couldn't march, it was fucking stupid.
>>24108066
Myself mostly senpai.
But everytime I do try to change normies fuck it up by making fun of me and stuff too.
hope your all wearing your poppies lads.
if not, your not fucking british and should be ashamed. those men fought for your freedom to be a NEET, to read hentai, to go down the chippy. to be british.
while we were all /cozy/ they were out fighting.
You may not have to agree with why they were fighting but if you don't respect the sacrifice made by each man your fucking a degenerate of the worst kind.
Lest we forget.
Dulce et Decorum Est.
>>24108076
>>24108083
>>24108115
REEEEEEEEE
NORMIES GET OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWWWWW
>>24108163
Is this b8 m8?
>>24108163
>your not fucking british
>your
>not capitalizing the B in British
Nice try, Ahmed.
I'll just leave this here and let people get angry, teehee
>>24108228
based celtic, absolutely rektd
Hurrah
>>24108261
GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU FILTHY SHITSKIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>dem scouts marking time
who else here /burstingpoint/?
I'm scared lads. It's only going to take one normie to mouth off at me
>>24108327
Same friend, wagekeking has made me realise that everyone is a cunt, really has taken its toll on me.
desu(to be honest) what do you all really think of pakis?
i mean i can't help it that i was born here.
>>24108350
iktf desu senpai
My life is pointless.
>>24108327
Make sure to shout NORMIES REEEEE as you are autistically flailing at the guy, just so we know it's you.
>>24108228
That's so fucking gangster
>>24108363
Are you a Muslim? Muslims are mental and their religion doesn't fit in with western values.
If not, eh, i'd treat you the same as anyone else.
>>24108363
>i mean i can't help it that i was born here.
You could always try to integrate (i.e. drop the whole Islam thing) or you could just go home. I'd be happy either way.
>>24108393
>>24108394
i'm not relgious. even my parents aren't religious
>>24108394
This to be honest, I hate to imagine a world that has radical ideologies that distort peoples views and throw out rational thinking.
Oh wait, we live in that world, top FUCKING KEK
>>24108371
I've been watching One Punch Man lately and I've learnt to copy some of Genos' moves so I could probably take a couple normies easily
>>24108363I honestly don't care
>>24108228
Good ish
>>24108418
Then you're fine by me lad, i'm sure the racial stuff on here isn't really serious. Relax and stay awhile.
>>24108394
i have no real home now that i think of it.
no paki passport & i also barely speak the language
>>24108363
we just want them to integrate and not treat our culture with disdain, which is what pretty much all non-muslim immigrants do. some people go overboard and assume all pakis are osama bin laden because of this, but desu having dated a paki girl i was surprised to discover how hardline her family were despite living here
Lost a grand this weekend to gambling addiction
I've tried Gambler Anonymous but it didn't work for me, not sure what else I can do
Who desperately wants to off themselves but don't want to upset their mother.
How do I get out of this hell?
>>24108475
I bet you can stop gambling m8, i'll bet you a tenner.
>>24108363
tell your people to stop making fast food chains not serve bacon anymore. half the KFCs dont do bacon cos its not halal. reeeeee
>>24108475
hello season 6 tony soprano
>>24108475
i actually know something you could do that has worked for other people
>>24108476
join the army. if you really want to die join the french foreign legion
>>24108476
got to wait for her to go mate, that's all there is to it
I find it really odd when people in here go off on the jingoistic rants about being British. It's ironic when you are on the fringes of a society that does not accept your NEET / KV / BRONY self.
Perhaps belittling minorities gives you a feeling of acceptance....
>>24108489
I agree, but the KFC burgers with bacon are fucking grim, the bacon is shit and soggy and doesn't go well with the rest of it. I would never order bacon at KFC, but I guess it's nice being able to.
>>24108495
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You're muted! You cannot post until 11/08/15 07:36:56, 51 seconds from now
>>24108505
She's only in her early 50's. She could easily have another 20-30 years. That's too long, I can't live another 30 years of this life. I'm tired.
>>24108498
Can I join if I'm on anti-depressants? I remember looking into it and it was something like you had to be 'clean' for 2 or more years.
>>24108541
Stop fucking gambling you absolute autist
>>24108528
If you feel that way, belittling those who belittle won't belittle the belittling, it will only embiggan it.
>>24108537
Just checking - they do sell fried chicken at KFC on the island of England right? Cuz KFC doesn't sell burgers here in merica
>>24108559
quality advice
bet you're surprised I haven't thought of that before!
pleb
>>24108583
They sell fried chicken and burgers last time I was there.
>>24108584
Seriously man there's no other way. Just stop fucking handing people your money for nothing. Pile it in a drawer instead. It is literally the one and only way.
>>24108557
Just 1 year I believe. By the time you're enrolled and everything, you should be clean.
>>24108583
Yeah chicken is the main thing, but we don't like the other southern crap. Our KFC chicken comes with chips or 'fries' as you call them. Sometimes delicious little pots of brown gravy also.
>>24107084
Yes please m8. You got any breakfast tea?
>>24108557
So youre already suicidal and depressed, and you think joining the military would make it better.
Daokay
>>24107084
>>24108633
I've had about two brews this morning, haven't had tea in a while so I thought I would have some today, why is tea so fucking good.
>>24108021
Me mam's a psychiatric nurse m8, good on you. I went for general though.
Picked 10g of libs to get me through this emotionally barren south Yorkshire winter.
Might just make it through boys.
Any GL fags here?
>>24108668
I know she is m8. Psych nurses are the crazy ones
>>24108656
What kind of tea do you fuckers drink all day?
anyone listen to deftones here? i'm really enjoying them
>>24108703
Don't really give a fuck, I don't have a brand that I hate or like, as long as its hot and sweet I don't care.
>>24108726
Never heard of tea being sweet before. What is it, black tea + sugar?
Afternoon robots, drawfag here~
I was wondering if any of you robots had taken up some kind of creative hobby? It really helps with the feels when you can see yourself improving. It makes you feel less worthless.
It's also helpful for social situations. Normies don't really have any talents and just watch normie TV shows, listen to normie music and go clubbing. So they're usually very impressed and interested. It also gives you something to say when people ask about your hobbies~
>>24108745
Ya, black is better imo, and I add sugar or sweetener depending what is available.
>>24108756
How do I become a drawfag?
I can barely draw a proper stickman. Is there any hope for me?
The citizen talks of opportunity
And the diplomat speaks of policy.
But the soldier doesn't talk at all.
The soldier just acts.
Lest we forget.
eating chocolate gives me an erection
>>24108786
Start off by drawing basic shapes. Circles, Squares. Triangles.
Then search for tutorials on YT and google for certain parts of anatomy like the head, the body, the hands etc.
And just keep practising and don't give up!
Why are all these people wearing poppies?
What do they represent again, I forget?
>>24108756
I redraw 80's/90's weaboo shit. Still haven't finished this Rally from like last month. mostly cause i'm annoyed i fucked up on the tits/chest
>>24108856
Do I show promise, senpai?
>>24108856
Looks good man, don't give up
>>24108846
the sacrifice made by soldiers, both alive and dead
>>24108877
I think a lot of just want a job or to feel part of something. Not some higher level sacrificial shit. Then they get shot in the face.
>>24108756
i write songs and bars of fury
Lads, tell me where to move. Stuck on the edge of london but need out. Can't afford to so shit here
>>24108873
Why are her tits defying gravity
>>24108934
Cumbria
>>24108934
down south m8, on the coast somewhere
>>24108475
With gambling you're set to loose, just take a fraction of your gambling money and spend it on cheaper thrills, like drugs.
>>24108934
Roam the Yorkshire moors in a travelling caravan
>>24108923
theres truth in what you say, but the point is they were prepared to die, for us, even if it was just a job. its still very brave and people should, and do, respect that.
>>24108964
Doesn't sound very comfy
>>24109002
>No immigrants/polski as far as the eye can see
>Have a horse for company
sounds good imo desu senpai
>>24108948
No fun now birdy's gone
>>24108995
No they are not brave.
Being a robot takes more courage. I nearly throw up from just thinking about going outside but I still do it and I don't get any praise or respect.
>>24105012
I hope a ghost rapes you in your sleep
>>24109057
iktfb, if I have to go to the shop or something I do it just after I wake up really early while I am groggy. It's the only way I don't panic and ruin my day.
Normies will never understand.
>>24106182
Have some respect for the greatest generation you millenial waste of space scum
>>24109071
#2sexy4me
>>24106800
yup, it's a basic and cheap meal but fucking tasty! I like putting vinegar and black pepper on it. Maybe with some cheese.
>>24109083
I really don't know why robots aren't classed as minorities and don't get government funding just for being alive. There should also be charities to support us and help us
>>24108995
I think we should have a day and a moments silence for all the dead ugly people who have spent there whole lives unloved whilsted they worked in retail.
>>24106977
he's like a fucking overgrown bastard child isn't he!?! Fuck me I can't stand labour, but I feel sorry for them having that twat as leader.
>tfw Not Foodle for lunch
any other drawfag requests for this coming week?
So far I only have Chino from Gochuumon
>>24109057
>>24109083
you fucking serious?
i get what your saying but when you go outside you might get looked at, had things said behind your back or worse case someone hurts your feels.
when a soldier goes outside, on tour, he risks getting shot in the head and does so without hesitation, that's bravery.
i bet you niggas think bruce jenner is an example of what "true bravery" is
>>24107412
edgyyyyyyy as fucckkkkkk
>>24109136
They did bully him into singing God Save The Queen though
>>24108643
Never said it would make me better.
People who identify themselves as "robots" = spoilt lazy children who wouldn't survive natural selection
If there wasn't laws against it you weak pathetic excuses for people would have been wiped out years ago
>>24109127
mental health awareness day is a thing
ugly day isn't but lets face it, that basically be a annual don't judge me challenge
>>24107766
I see that kind of logic here all the time and it baffles me.
>Wahhh, I'm a robot because everyone hates me and treats me like shit.
>I know, I'll hate everyone else and call them normies and treat them like shit!
>I'm special rr r rigggght guys?
No. You're no better than the so called fucking normies.
>>24108995
Yeah real brave fighting for oil pipelines for the highest bidder.
Fucking brainwashed idiot.
>>24109136
He stayed to applaud the vets and Cameron didn't, stop making it about politics, it's about remembering war people. You are just as bad as poppy burners.
>>24108035
mmm muh special club!
>retard
>>24109173
Why do you post on r9k then? If you hate them that much it would make sense to go and post on places where they weren't. You're silly.
>>24109189
Because all those troops in WW1 and WW2 had oil pretty high up on their agendas, didn't they?
>>24108172
Oh fuck off you boring fucking ponce.
>>24109155
Gosh you people make me feel unwell. Are you really defending normies? Most soldiers are normies and chads desperate for ardent glory.
Robots are modern day heroes fighting against the confines of the steel cage they were locked in at birth. No matter how much they punch the walls they will never break. No matter how much we scream nobody will ever hear us. No matter how much we want it nobody will ever save us. Doomed to an existence of loneliness and emptiness. That is what it means to be a robot. That is what it means to be a modern day hero.
went into the city last night and saw so many cute girls. i wish i could speak to them
>>24109206
Whoa lets curb the language a bit lad
>>24109206
Because it never used to be like this, it seems you're all either realising how pathetic you are or are just finding different places to post because these threads are getting better
>>24108261
Brown fingers. Says it all.
>>24109236
Originally it was people posting as 'Gentlemen', do you really want it like that again? It was basically /fedora/
>procrastinated all the work and studying I had to do until 1st december
>now when I start i constantly think about how much shit i have to get done until then
>all that anxiety makes studying and working a struggle
I'm fucked lads. I'm fucked.
>>24109227
Shut the fuck up you normie cunt. Fuck off to /int/
>>24109257
Originally it was funny green text stories actually, gentleman post in was the start of the beta era
>>24109189
>>24109228
what about all the soldiers in WW1 and WW2?
gosh what a bunch of chads ayy? fighting for oil and glory.
just show some fucking respect for em, you don't have to like the reason they fought, point is they went out and fought and that's pretty fucking brave, braver than you faggots
>>24109057
are you actually being fucking serious? You're comparing some fucker in a warzone to you having to leave your house? Jesus fucking christ.
>>24109265
>the vocabulary of a spastic
Just screaming ree normie at anything they disagree with
>>24109260
Same place as you senpai. Trying to get work done for final year uni now and when I start, I start shitting myself at how behind I am. I just tab out and come back here.
I wish I had a friend or something in the same place as me so we could encourage each other. Being lonely with all this work just makes it even worse.
>>24109283
Fair enough, I wasn't here right at the start, I didn't get the point of the board when it was put up so didn't visit it until the gentleman thing.
>>24109057
>>24109228
You're not brave. You've caved in to your "illness" whereas those men and women have adapted to meet their goals.
>>24109284
Jesus fuck, they fought for a pay check back then. Nothing more. Stop glorifying war and murder you retard.
>>24109284
Like I have already explained, Robots are braver for leaving the house and continuing to live in a world where they are unwelcome. Getting shot would be relief for a robot. But we soldier on. In a world that has rejected us we struggle to carve ourselves a place. We struggle; and we survive.
>>24109189
Oh dear, another plonker who knows "what it's all about".
>>24109294
Mate, why are you even here? You would fit in on facebook with all these normie tier soldier posts.
>>24109323
>sperging this hard
>just fucking kill yourself
>oh wait your not brave enough lol
>>24109228
yeah, I have a mental health condition and just no. It's fucking hard sometimes, but we're not heroes, we're just fucking people are the end of the day that don't cope as well as others for various reasons.
>>24109313
It isn't easy to ignore my mental problems. It's hard. Really hard.
>>24109324
God goy, that's right, believe everything the telly box tells you!
>>24109323
Who says you're unwelcome, stop feeling sorry for yourself you mug, I bet youndont even try, you just expect people to like you when you're a boring miserable cunt who doesn't contribute anything meaningful in any situation
>>24109322
>conscription
did they not teach history at retard school?
>>24109265
Reeeeee get out normie.
>oh wait. IR confused.
>>24109306
>Being lonely with all this work just makes it even worse.
this. that's also why le "ur gonna make it kid" meme which you say to losers doesn't hold any water. Normies build study groups and study fast and efficient.
Didn't we have this discussion like two hours ago? Why is one guy going back and dredging up old posts to start it again?
They fought so that there would be no future conflict. Stop creating conflict on /britfeel/
>>24109323
If you seriously believe that you're fucking delusional as fuck.
>>24109354
this is your soundtrack mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da5xCkAjc3o
>>24109362
>believing government propaganda
>thinking conscription actually existed
Lots of government puppets in britfeel today.
>solider wanking normie trying to defend his normie posts
Mate, you know /britfeel/ is redpilled right? Your posts are meaningless here. Go cry over old men on facebook.
>>24109338
Firstly, I'm not the only cunt posting who recognises the shit that soldiers (particularly from the first 2 world wars) have gone through. Secondly, I have an opinion that differs from yours. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
>>24109355
please shut up. You don't understand a thing
>>24109354
let me guess, you read the guardian and do contemporary dance studies which makes you so much more intellectual and in the know than anybody else?
Feel free to fuck off.
>>24109260
>>24109306
Guess what you niggers need?
>>24109399
Right back at you m8. I don't support war and I don't support remembering people who took part in war. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
>>24109407
I understand everything, you're pathetic and should be treated as such
>>24109427
Well. That's fair enough. Just don't compare yourself to a soldier because you have to go out the house for fucking milk.
>>24109435
You know nothing about me.
>>24109426
Half a perc and half a xan?
>robots not appreciating the value of hard work and sacrifice
What a surprise.
Wow. Britfeel is angry today. :?
Have you checked your privileges lately?
>>24109458
>you know nothing about me
>im a special snowflake
so emo much edgey
>>24109464
haha true
>>24109473
It's just that people here keep going on and on at me. I thought I could finally be accepted here.
>>24109458
Maybe not your personal situation but I understand society enough to realise people like you just expect everything on a plate and when you don't get it you just cry and blame everyone else
>>24109370
Yeah senpai, I just don't see the point in it. What am I studying for?
I did a placement year and it was the worst time of my life. Work and then home. Sometimes gym here and there. I've never been more alone in my life. I had nothing. Sure the money was nice but it's not what I want in life. I want relationships, and it's clear even if I study I won't get them.
I feel like I'm looking at a mountain and the people around me are climbing the mountain together with help from each other. I'm all alone at the bottom trying to climb by myself but keep tripping.
I hope we both make it though m8. I'd give you a hug right now if I could.
>>24109464
Hardly surprising considering most of the fuckers here don't work.
>I have schizophrenia/anxiety/depression and still work 40 hours a week to keep a roof over my head. What's your excuse robots?
>>24109456
That wasn't me m8.
As far as I'm concerned soldiers are just mercenaries. Nothing else. No respect deserved.
>>24109499
I do try hard. I tried really hard. I went out of my comfort zone and really made an effort. And I still got nothing out of it.
>>24109506
Sounds easy, if you're too depressed to go to work you can just send another personality.
scum
fuck the poppy
>>24109535
That's because you gave up
>>24109573
There's no point in trying anymore.
>>24109552
doesn't quite work like that sadly, I have constant chatter/noises/voices in my head. Medication keeps them quiet until I get stressed.
>>24109505
apprenticekek and when I'm done with studying i will most likely have to work at the assembly line, no matter how good grades i get. i know faggots who have best grades like 95% and still build car doors at the assembly line. why even study man
>>24109570
>Irish
>people
>new series of the teletubbies
>Po wears a helmet when riding the scooter
Health and safety am I right?
>>24109585
My point exactly, so now you have resorted to just sitting there blaming everyone else and hating the world
>>24109604
What do you want? sympathy?
>come onto thread
>see a bunch of britbots arguing over remembrance day
Wew lad, I was gonna come here to complain about my shitty day but I suppose now's not the time. Guess I'll just wait for tomorrow's /Britfeel/ then.
>>24109631
You're right. I know you are. But I don't have any willpower left anymore.
>>24109637
Just ignore it, what's bothering you?
>>24109714
I'm sorry you feel that way mate, but its only you that can change it
>>24109606
What's your apprenticeship in lad?
lads where would i get something that looks exactly like this the same colour and handle etc i tried finding one and i couldn't
Poleaboo got Witcher 3 & Arkhan Knight for PS4 for under 20 quid each
Thanks, wageslaves!
>>24109724
Eh it's pretty superficial, just lots of arguing and fighting at home. Guess it's kind of ironic that in escaping from the arguments I've walked into more. You can't really get away from it sometimes, I suppose. Well, I suppose I'm at fault for expecting any more from this cancerous corner of the webstill shitpost err'day though
>>24109842
>ps4
He fucked up.
>>24109853
Fighting with your parents or something? Don't worry about the britfeel arguments, it's always the same. People show up because they want the losers in life to feel even worse and tell them how useless they are for some reason. It's just bullying really.
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
>>24109841
>reverse image search
>find link to exact mug in first result
Really, dude?
>>24108707
wasn't a guy in a coma or something?
>>24109936
He never updates any more. I want a nice big post on what's what these days.
>>24109936
Piss off you boring fuck.
>>24109966
He got banned from the internet for being a beta kek. Good riddance desu.
>she doesn't even 'seen' my message
what does it mean
>>24109936
A blog? Eh, okay. Might give it a read.
>>24110021
She's busy fucking chad on a lazy sunday afternoon.
She'll read your message later in the evening while eating pizza in bed with him ;)
So baby if you want me, you've got to show meany kind of attention at all
>>24110049
This, to be quite and brutally frank with you.
>>24110049
>tfw you will never do this with a girl
>>24109897
More like my parents fightingwell, parent and step-parentand me being caught up in the middle of it. I nearly bust a vein and considered beating the shit out of him but I really didn't have the mental/physical energy for it. I just laid in bed listening to her being hit and shouted at. I didn't even comfort her after, I just pretended like nothing had happened. I don't even feel ashamed about that though, even though I know I should. I'm a 20 year old man and I can't even step up to defend myself or others. Just very devoid of emotion right now.
>she hasn't read what you wrote
>she's sucking on chad's scrote
>>24109990
Nothing funny about retrictions on free speech
>>24109570
>taigs
>human
Pick one and only one
>>24110131
You mean restrictions on being a creepy fuck who violates peoples privacy? Because that stuff is pretty necessary.
>>24106214
>>24106661
>>24107952
>>24108327
>>24109235
>>24109812
You're clearly the same person, and you're clearly the same person who overuses the word 'lad' all the time in /britfeel/. Don't you realise you sound like such a prick you autistic cunt.
>>24110119
m8, fucking hell. You didn't protect your mummy? I'd have threatened him with a kitchen knife and made him leave, at the very least.
You need to do something about this
>>24110119
You are complete human trash tbqh.
>>24110154
>being a creepy fuck
there shouldn't be laws against it
>violates peoples privacy?
he made some weird/nasty posts, big deal
>>24110119
> I really didn't have the balls to do anything and am a total omega male
FTFY
Karl Pilkington The Moaning Of Life S02E04
>>24110189
>there shouldn't be laws against it
Yes, there should or people like you would get there way you clothes sniffing fuck.
>>24110189
And recorded people shitting. He's utter waste that will never contribute anything meaningful to society, with his victim complex and delusions. If only we could euthanise people like this.
>>24110155
Try again lad.
>>24110220>>24110232
I want the normies to leave.
Besides that those accusations are irrelevant since that's not what the police have persecuted him for
>>24110249
>not sniffing other peoples clothes makes me a normie
>>24110246
inb4 le nice ms paint skillz meme
>>24110249
Doesn't matter if they aren't, we still know he did and it can form opinions on him accordingly. Guy would have raped someone already most likely if he weren't so beta.
>>24110246
Fuck this shitty degenerate country then
>>24110280
>>24110303
>not being so starved for female affection you'd resort to that
REEEEEEE
>>24110305
Join me
I watch cute grills who do YouTube vlogs about their day and imagine that they're my gf while feeling sad.
>>24110232
But the poppy is to remember the people that gave their lives so we didn't live in a society like that. You clearly hate veterans.
>>24110305
Why's it a big deal? People have been using lad and mate in these threads for ages. Senpai started to replace it but since that's been filtered now, people are reverting back.
>>24110362
links?
sounds good
>>24110362
Why torture yourself like that?
Then again, I still log onto facebook and look at all the people there living happy lives with thier partners.
>>24110331
>giving a shit about women to begin with
lmao faggot. They're totally worthless, airheaded cunts.
>>24110364
Not really, the veterans fought for people like pakiboo to live on.
You think hitler and nazi germany would have stood up for him? No, he would have been thrown in the garbage like the rest of the 'mental illness' twats.
We were on the wrong side.
>>24110382
Here's a few
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTPb4qgg68Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j6d7D2pHVI
Just remember, they're both my gf, before you click.
>>24110364
I see nothing wrong with a society that euthanises potentially dangerous, wannabe sexual predators.
I'm neutral to the veterans. I don't care that they died and I'm not going to go around smashing up their graves either.
>>24110303
>Guy would have raped someone already most likely if he weren't so beta.
Oh yeah for sure. I still remember one of my first quotes I read about him. Something like 'I would rape half the girls in my class' What the fuck. Who thinks like that?
Fuck him, he deserves everything that happened to him.
>>24110119
You should go beat his cunt ass dude. It'll give you a burst of adrenaline and testosterone then you'll be an alpha chad and you can go get a gf.
>>24110434
>tfw just hovering over the thumbnails triggered me
Fucking stacys. You have shit taste.
>>24110438
>potentially dangerous, wannabe sexual predators.
I bet you hate St Elliot, Oregon shooter and Liam Lyburd
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11773490/Ex-Newcastle-College-student-guilty-of-plotting-mass-murder-at-campus.html
>>24110469
it was just colourful writing, a creative way of saying they were attractive
>>24110469
He said that? I thought the guy was into femdom.
I am a big femdom fan and the idea of raping a girl is a real turn off for me. If a girl was struggling and not wanting it, I wouldn't be able to get hard.
I guess he's just messed up a bit.
>>24110498
I have normie fantasies.
I just want to live the normie life.
Please don't judge me.
the thing is, when youre wearing a dressing gown and you fart, it traps it. so you take your fart with you.
>>24110503
I don't 'hate' them, and Elliot had *some* valid points. But at the end of the day I still recognise that these people are mentally ill murderers and I don't support what they did. Elliot couldn't even kill women right, most of his victims were male.
>>24110505
It was a figure of speech
The thought of any form of sex does not arouse poleaboo
>>24110544
No, I don't judge you m8.I just want a cute gf to do cute things with. That's a pretty normie aspiration too.
>>24110544
nobody wants a life like this, boss
Went to Morrisons and tried to buy something earlier, but the girl on the checkout just stared down for a few seconds. I coughed a few times before saying "EXCUSE ME!", then she whispered "it's 11!". I didn't know it was the remembrance thing, so I just said "so?". I thought she was pulling my leg or something, honestly. I only realised what was going on when I read this thread.
Feel pretty embarrassed now desu.
Their lucozade is a fucking rip-off, I paid 2 quid for a 1 litre pink lemonade.
>>24109952
no its not that what i was wanting to make and wanted it to look exactly like that
>>24110503
>They found webcam pictures he took of himself dressed for combat, armed with a Glock and brandishing a knife. He was to tell the jury the pictures were part of a plot to draw attention to himself online and to get a reaction as he was lonely.
Gotta change that defence
>>24110544
I know this feel bro
suck a chode, robot
>>24110625
Isn't the new series of south park shit
>still can't find one girl who wants to talk to me for hours.
>>24110658
I haven't even watched it desu
>>24110659
>tfw once had a debate about religion with a girl for like two hours
It was actually fun af
>>24110658
Recent seasons have been a bit hit and miss but the latest season is actually really good so far, surprised it has stayed fresh for so long.
stansdad.ch has all the episodes if your interested.
>>24110546
It doesn't really senpai. I think you might just have particularly potent gas. Usually it just seeps through the material and you go about your life
>tfw no qt femdom gf
>>24110784
Kek smelly anon btfo!
Braaapfags on suicide watch
youtube.com/watch?v=zq07ZFMvo-c
this is magical t b h f a m
>>24110434
Jesus, that's a fantasy for you.....
>>24110434
>Northern airheads
grim m8
Poleaboo needs to fill up his work search diary before his meeting with hi work coach tomorrow
>>24110438
>>24110303
Natural justice, innocent until proven guilty, it's a travesty that he has been treated the way he has
>>24111264
He is guilty though.
Stop thinking you're the victim in this.
>tfw you bite your nails too much and have to start eating the skin around them instead
>>24111285
>He is guilty though.
Doesn't matter, natural justice, do you want to live in a society with thought police who preemptively kill people?
>Stop thinking you're the victim in this.
He is though, even if he is guilty of the things he hasn't been charged for then it would still not be fair for the university to suspend him ONE MONTH before finishing his degree
>>24111316
it tastes delicious
>>24110856
apparently you can hear your own blood flowing in them rooms
would be good for torture desu
>>24111349
He had his degree taken away from him one month before he got it? That is pretty harsh, fucked his life up. What happens if he is found innocent?
>>24111411
Already plead guilty to the initial charges of stalking but regardless it was bogus, they claimed he was dangerous and thee were serious allegations but various solicitors, coppers and peers have disputed this
University feels like he has no power so they're abusing him
Pretty sure the principal is Polish
>>24111411
his life is still fucked up if he is cleared universities suspend people just for the accusation of things like this
>>24110155
no I'm not, but i did samefag earlier ITT and you didn't fucking realize it you retard even though it was so obvious.
>you're clearly the same person who overuses the word 'lad' all the time in /britfeel/
are you fucking kidding? everyone uses "lad". you think you can tell who's samefagging by the usage of that word alone?
>>24111496
I'm glad I went through Uni before the SJWs wrecked them so badly.
pretty bored today, tfw no anything.
>>24111672
likewise senpai. I was gonna head down the shops to get some dr pepper and white chocolate buttons for dinner but it started raining. I wish it didn't rain so much.
Who else is excited for new series of peep show?
>>24111719
The most recent one was the worst and I think this one may continue the trend
>>24111755
It's the last one. It's probably going to be a fun, fun catch up.i hope
>>24111755
They made the mistake US sitcoms always do and think we actually care about character progression and before you know it you feel like you're watching a fucking soap opera
>>24111949
They always say that there is no happy ending to be had in peep show, so at least there's that.
who watching the football here? come on you gooners
>>24112151
Why are both teams playing such high lines? It's all crowded in the midfield and it's like a big clusterfuck that is waiting to plop out one player with the ball on either side.
>>24112151
COYG
>>24112174
stupidly high lines are fashionable atm. pochettino is especially guilty of this
>>24111316
I feel sorry for that ginger kid. He did something good, got interviewed for it, and then became a meme.
>>24112243
Yeah I see that, I haven't really watched either team much for a while.
I also notice that Mertesacker is hilariously slow now, fucking hell.
why do normies get so defensive if you insult trannies or any other minority?
They don't even think twice about making fun of robots.
feel sad today
>>24112319
Because they go with whatever the media tells them to. They love making fun of people but have to find ones that the tv says they are still allowed to belittle.
>>24108021
I'm a Mental Health nurse in training, where are you working that you won't sleep, a PICU?
>>24112318
pochittino used to manage the team I support, so i've witnessed his shoot yourself in the foot tactics a lot. I love per, he's seems like a funny guy. definitely less normie than most footballers.
>>24108363
They aren't pleasant to be around. And yes, you can help the fact you were born here by moving back to the middle east.
harry kane is such a retard, fuckin normie pleb
Today science confirmed that the eldest sibling is the smartest, while the younger sibling is more likely to be homosexual.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34700739
>want to apply to be Man City match day steward
>G4S application takes the piss
>>24112633
Which football players aren't normie?
>>24112643
the only faggot I know was the youngest child
>>24112695
Jack Colback.
He used to post on /sp/.
Did all my wages on the roulette lads.
40 quid to last until end of the month. On the plus side, all bills paid up so it's not such a bad situation.
Can't stay out of the casinos. Might have to do a self ban, but that involves going to the casino in person and I'll just end up fucking about in there and do more money in.
>>24112720
lmao, really?
>>24112695
rosicky maybe. zlatan potentially
>>24112743
When he was still at Sunderland yeah, since his move he hasn't posted, or if he has he hasn't let any one know. I think after people figured out it was him he stopped posting desu.
>>24112720
I remember a league one player, never Jack Colback though. How did anyone know it was really him? God, I wish i'd seen the threads.
>>24112695
Messi is autistic as fuck
>>24112801
He gave information about his youth career and /sp/ being master detectives figured it out.
>>24112737
gambling is for faggots senpai
>>24112695
They all have jobs, so literally none of them.
Carlos Puyol is a Napalm Death fan and listened to them before games, I like his taste. Maybe he wasn't normie.
>>24112828
I agree with you funnily enough.
It's a stupid pursuit, but it can really grab hold of you if you're susceptible to the tricks the casino use to keep you in.
Thing is I wouldn't be seen dead in a bookies with the other dead eyed punters on the machines, but get me close to a casino and I'm back and forth between cashpoints like a madman.
>>24112965
just stop m8, why can't you realise you're losing money in the long run? It's not going to change.
How do normalfags study without getting irregular heartbeat from all the study-anxiety???
Studying might actually kill me.
>>24112993
When you have a gambling addiction and have an opportunity to gamble, you get a feeling of excitement in the pit of your stomach that won't go away until you stick some money on something. It's always in your brain until you give in.
When you're gambling, it's like everything else is dulled and you suppress the urge for a bit.
Winning gets you a short buzz, like 10 seconds of happiness. You have to keep placing bets for it to leave your system, and as long as you have money to place bets the urge to gamble will still be there.
There are probably millions of degenerate gamblers now, look at all the adverts on TV for betting websites/casinos. Probably have a cash for gold and a payday loan advert either side.
Can't say I have any other hobbies, because after gambling nothing carries the same excitement.
>>24112763
that's interesting. he does have an autistic vibe.
>>24112763
Could he spell?
Dentist appointment tomorrow, lads.
>inb4 I get bitched at for not flossing
hey robots, drawfag here
do this fist look okay proportion wise? I want a second opinion
also any other requests for this week?
Woman on the radio uses the word "chocka" to describe the traffic.
What does that mean?
>>24113386
Looks alright, but shouldn't the little finger be a bit further to the left?
>>24113419
now that you've pointed it out it does, cheers lad
>>24113399
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/chock-a-block
>>24113386
did the kurisu drawing end up being completed/
>>24113576
My cracked version of Sai fucked up and deleted it. I bought Sai and did a quick sketch and posted it on friday.
Not the request since it was kind of detailed and I was in a rush. I can draw it again for next weekend if you want.
here's what I drew on friday
Lads I shaved my head and it looks horrible.
I have college tomorrow as well.
>>24113638
wear a beanie hat?
>>24113386
it looks like shit im afraid. you need to be asking people who can draw, people who cant will say most things look okay.
go to /ic/ faggot.
>>24104406
Why no Muslims in pic?
>>24113679
Your not allowed hats.
>>24113638
A shaved head never looks horrible, stop being a wuss.
>>24113771
They aren't British, this is a Christian country.
>>24113771
who wants to look at muslims?
>>24113638
Post a pic senpai desu.
>>24113638
It can't be that bad, drop us a pic mate
>>24113771
we had the bakeoff woman in last month
>>24114075
she's damn hot, would definitely get it
>>24113858
>christian country
fuck off with your bullshit religions, muslims and christians alike
i need it to be over lads
>>24114103
can't really tell mate, haven't even seen her hair or figure, need more than eyebrows to go on
Some old cunt got mad at me today for saying I don't support the poppy appeal or armed forces because we are no different to ISIS, Al Qaeda and the Nazis with the propaganda we feed into people.
>>24113944
>>24113927
It won't let me post pictures for some reason..
>>24114534
You need a unique post to go with it, otherwise people would just spam pictures of memes instead of posting them
>>24114534
Silly old bear.
>>24114599
I know but I'm on a phone and everytime I try to post with an image the entire post just disappears
where are the waifus?
>>24114681
Dnt mut3 dnt mut3
>>24114810
>stealing my waifu
what is going on?
been thinking about getting into vidya
can steam games work on a crappy laptop?
>>24114845
PC has a wide, wide range of games, a fair few will run on toasters.
>>24114681
I was asleep until around 20 mins ago.
>>24114824
Tfw well never have a threesome with her..
Am I right lads?
>>24114889
Sorry but I'm monogamous. I'm not interested in sharing with others.
got to go to the uni library to print something off
don't even want to look out the window in case it's still raining.
Just woke up and feel pretty grim. Headache and I'm stumbling everywhere. I feel like the slightest movement and I'll fall over.
who /dizzy/ here?
>>24114681
Here she is, my waifu that is
Another weekend gone without doing any uni work for final year.
JUST
>>24114963
Haha, like she'd let a cunt like you fuck her, I was gonna take symphony on you and have her fuck you but not now.
>>24115120
>>24114865
>2D waifu
truly, truly pleb
>>24115172
This.
She wants a chad fish, not a robot.
>>24115172
Okay anon, I'm sure.
>>24115124
DROP
>>24115189
2D waifus are forever pure anon
>>24115231
but im not a loser
>>24115303
No, you are.
>>24115303
You're on r9k matey
>>24115303
click this >>>/r9k/
>>24115303
Nah mate you're so cool you've got a 3d waifu
>>24115323
>>24115328
>>24115349
>>24115374
rused i just pretended to be that guy and posted something to get replies
>>24115414
I miss being able to post reaction images without text.
>>24115231
i don't care if my waifu is pure or not, i'm never going to meet her
>>24115303
we're all losers in some way or another lad
>>24115414
yeah, you did
r8 my dinner, pizza with pepperoni, jalapenos, chicken tikka and extra mozzarella also got a chili dip
back to work tomorrow, I fucking hate work, I hate life but don't want to die because I feel there must be something I'm missing to fix it all, it's probably friends and a healthier relationship with my family, maybe one day I will find enjoyment somewhere other than my bedroom
Getting real tired of this robot teebeehaich.
Can't funpost or do anything any fucking more. Just another thing i enjoyed being taken away from me. Fucking chinks.
>>24106611
>Sugar.
>Not salt.
>>24115461
>doesn't want to die
NORMIES OUT
>>24115461
try eating shit juice its really nice and sweet it might change your life
>>24115487
I honestly for the life of me can't see the point of it. It does nothing but make everything pointlessly tedious.
>>24115491
Do you honestly think you're being funny posting shit like this?
>>24115568
yeah, made me laugh
>>24115551
Because all the other boards get mad and call us whiny virgins and all that shit until the mods are forced to do something.
Just like every fucking board asks for /pol/ to be deleted even though it's none of their fucking business and they don't have to go there.
It's all the fucking /tv/ and /v/ normie fucking FAGGOTS IM SICK OF THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
might go for a nap, heres night feel version in case im not around.
>>24115594
Then you are a very sad person
SOCIOPATHIC WEIRDO SOCIALLY INEPT MISFITS OUT
>>24115716
Do we really need a new one everyday?
Tbt when it was one a month.
Watching a 1999 documentary/propaganda of The Other World Kingdom
Hot as fuck
![owk.mp4_snapshot_00.03.07_[2015.11.08_19.14.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s5cc9MJ.jpg "owk.mp4 snapshot 00.03.07 [2015.11.08 19.14.43]")
>>24115925
Women over men
I need to start smoking better cigarettes.
These ain't that nice, any suggestions?
I've tried all the obvious ones like Richmond and pall mall.
>>24115916
This is this months, he made a Halloween one mischief night one and bonfire night one as they are special occasions, he puts in a lot of effort, show some appreciation
>>24115916
that is this months...
I did a wip November one that didn't have any posters and shit. when I put everything in the daytime one that people wanted, I just got around to doing the nightime version of it.
its not like you have to do any work.
>>24115991
you should try crack cocaine instead
>>24115991
Bensons gold, or just roll using GV or the normie favourite amber leaf
why do we always have the same op cant we have something different for once
>>24115991
Benson and hedges gold
But rolling baccy is better imo
Green golden Virginia green rizla and swan extra slim menthol tips
>>24116028
you want one, make one.
its part of the thread identity which separates us from all the shit imitation brit threads
who else /low ranking ex poly/ here?
>be 'the smart quiet kid' throughout school
>give up on live during 6th form
>dont turn up to several exams
>meanwhile all the 'dumb' normie kids kicked in to gear during A levels
>theyre all at oxbridge and top 20s now
What should I have for my tea lads? I'm thinking either cheese on toast or fish fingers.
>>24115994
>>24115996
I think they're really good don't get me wrong.
I was just confused why there's one been posted in every thread.
i decided to leave for now lads... the atmosphere here is too intentionally depressing i want to be more positive
>>24116031
>>24116026
I've got some of that, its alright.
In my opinion rolling baccy will never be as good as straights.
Feeling awful lads,suckled on the teet of the liquid jew last night.
>>24116063
Yep that was basically me
>people who cheated off you in biology are going to become doctors
>>24116152
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK KID
>>24115994
Yeah but its been changed again, the fredo is gone.
>>24116093
pls
>the guy from your tube queue picture made it into the OP
Finally I have contributed something in life
>>24116233
No it hasn't check the op image of this thread you mong
>>24106977
As opposed to everyone else there who stood with a huge grin on their face buzzing with excitement
>>24106977
Lay off based Corbyn
>>24116311
I'm not on about the op image you fucking retard
I'm on about that one
>>24115716
>go to shop
>leave phone on in pocket
>get home
>realised I accidentally added some guy into group chat
>inb4 normie, it's a family group chat
>remove from friends list
>blocked
>tfw he's going to tell the other people you went to school with
JUST
>>24116323
>want to shoot myself in the face
>remember i live in Great Britain
>>24115991
b and h gold, lambert and butler and jps are alright
>>24116031
don't listen to this guy, rolling baccy is irrefutably inferior to straights
too many smokefags in here t b h
I can literally smell cigarettes now
tfw the feels are coming
help me lads
My eyes are red and really itchy, am I dying lads
>>24116791
Sorry, I'm smoking as we speak.
My mumsies gonna be so mad, she doesn't like my smoking in the house
>>24116791
i quit 4 months ago lad
>>24116853
Gonna get the belt senpai
>>24116791
Just quit myself. Bought some cheap ecig from tesco. It tastes pretty shit but haven't even thought about fags in a week.
>>24116791
smoking some gv smooth right now, should keep me going till i have a cheeky spliff in a while
>>24116897
>>24116948
Good on you, lads.
>>24115991
Rolling with Old Holborn
>>24116791
umad kiddo???
>>24117015
It's the quintessential normie trait.
What possible reason would a robot have to smoke?
To fit in with others?
>>24117064
it's enjoyable for some people
>>24117064
I smoke on my own and with others.
I smoke more when I drink, I smoke when I'm doing work or at the library, I smoke when I'm reading or watching some tv. I smoke because I like it desu senpai
>>24117095
After forcing yourself to become dependant on it
Someone grab me a bag of hoola hoops please
>>24117064
>What possible reason would a robot have to smoke?
Because it's self destructive
>>24117156
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE
>>24117156
BBQ beef or nuffin lad
Just cleaned out the cupboard where my cat's litter tray is and found about 10 pieces of fossilised cat shit. Never thought I'd be this person.
>>24117223
Teach it to shit outside
>>24117223
WHY HAVE A LITTER TRAY
>>24117247
I live in a flat so it can't get outside. I'm moving next week so it won't be a problem any more hopefully.
Everything in the cupboard (coats etc) smells faintly of cat shit, it's disgusting.
>>24117286
It's the brain parasites you have to worry about anon
>>24116791
There are people in this thread that smoke inside their house.
It's fucking disgusting.
>>24117327
It's just vapour bro
>>24117313
What brain parasites?
>>24117355
Google toxoplasma gondii
Pizzas here, going to watch American Sniper I hope it's a good film
>>24117223
take that poo to the loo
>>24117406
Its pretty shit, total Amerikek propaganda
Do you guys even ask for things for Christmas and birthdays? I just sorta stopped wanting things years ago.
People around are startling to talk about Christmas again.
>>24117414
To be fair it was done in the D E S I G N A T E D shitting area
Just a few more hours and I'll have my 8th platinum trophy
>>24117389
Fug, thanks for the nightmares bro.
>>24117445
my parents have given me 100 quid each for around 10 years now, lazy cunts
>>24117389
Wasn't that on an episode of House?
>>24117445
I put things on my amazon wishlist all year and tell my mum to just get me something off that.
>>24117445
I asked for a fishing rod but they just laughed at me. I just wanna go fishing once in my life ;_;
>>24117445
Not really since I became a wagekek
How do I prove to my parents that I'm responsible
>>24117445
I haven't really asked for anything since I was like 14, but my parents either pressure me into requesting something or just straight up buy me stuff without my consent. I'm grateful but I really hate it when people spend money on me. Makes me feel guilty.
>>24117666
Start peeing in the toilet rather than jugs and bottles.
Also throw your cum tissues away
>>24117694
I'm being serious mate, I'm 20 and I can't even go out drinking because they think I'll get into a fight or pass out somewhere
>>24117714
>tfw cant go out drinking because paruresis and when i try i just get a psychosis
>>24117714
Do your own laundry
Do a shop on your own
Anything that's boring and menial will impress them but eventually you're still going to have to just walk out the door whether they're happy or not.
I made the new britfeel
>>24117773
I am the op now
>>24117714
u wot? I didn't drink until I was about 17, beach parties during sixth form. My parents didn't give a shit, just told me not to go overboard and let me learn for myself.
>>24116233
there wasn't any room outside for freddo, since hes inside, hes behind the closed door
>>24117848
>tfw drinking since 14 and now a severe alcoholic at 23
