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Nearly Monday edition
Gotta be up at 9. Would rather force the all-nighter than play chicken with my half functional alarm clock.
>tfw asian granny fetish
another week coming up lads
just want to end it all now
>>24117773
>tfw no job
What's the best job for a robot?
>>24117773
>tfw no qt scandinavian gf
Just awaiting the collapse of Sweden and the influx of Swedish immigrants any moment now.
>>24117877
Nightshift.
what's the plan this evening lads? I haven't got work till 12 tomorrow so I'm planning on watching antman and fantastic 4 coupled with some tasty bubblelicious weed.
>>24117914
I want a Slav gf, they have fantastic tits
>>24117955
This desu if you're a robot. Better pay, better hours.
>get up at 6am
>dark
>still dark when I get to work at 7
>no windows at all where I work
>earliest I leave is 5pm
>it's fucking dark
>entire week is spent in darkness
>>24117958
I'm feeling like absolute shit and have to go college tomorrow for an exam.
Waiting for post your waifu anon.
Should I by this wallscroll
>At fancy-dress party last night
>Girl I've met a few times is there
>She's brought her house mates from university with her
>I've met one of them in passing before but she asks if I'm anon and starts talking to me
>She's really attractive; short, stacked, slim waist, cute face, long red hair
>We end up talking for ages
>She's smiling and laughing
>Mention I live really close to her uni
>She says I should go down and go on a night out with her
>Says I can stay at her house
>What'shappening.jpg
>Later on in the night
>She's sitting next me tracing a finger along the fur on my costume
>Cuddles up to me for about 20 minutes while I'm watching the room spin
>Leave with a friend to go to bed
>Next day I go back to the house to pick some stuff up
>See her as she's leaving
>She tells me to make sure I message about coming down to her
>Smiles and waves after she crosses the road
Any other anons got stories like this to share? We're all gonna make it brehs.
>>24117981
Sounds comfy tbf desu
>>24112405
>>24114711
What do you think lads?
I don't really have anything else going for me to be honest.
>>24118022
FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD
WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>24117969
>you will never be Alan Partridge and have classic intercourse with your slav waifu in your dingy caravan on a building site
>>24117981
That must be extremely painful...for you.
>>24118086
moto g? same phone and case as me
>>24118055
If it's any consolation the girl I've been in love with for the last two years told me we'd never be together a couple of weeks ago.
Is there a better actor than Richard Gere?
>>24118021
is it work it to you?
if so buy it.
>>24118086
This aint /soc/ m8
Stop posting your photo already.
>>24118116
Nah mines the moto e, the cheaper one.
>>24118086
Everything about you screams "Council Estate".
>>24118086
It's not really the haircut that makes you look young, it's the fact that you look like a skeleton.
>>24118150
inb4 i-im only wearing that jacket for cycling i s-swear
>>24118150
fuck off you stuck up twat
>>24118150
probably thinks his addidas top is classy.
these are the kind of people that tell other people how to dress and what haircut to get
Lads, are you supposed to get your hairdresser a card or something for xmas? What's the etiquette for this? I have a haircut booked for saturday and not sure if I'm supposed to bring a card for xmas for her.
>>24118184
Nah I wear it all the time, it was my brothers.
>>24118189
you wanna get your booty fucked senpai?
>>24118189
you look so sad lad. definition of a depressed britfeel poster
>>24118213
Jesus fuck mate please be joking
>>24118216
Not sure, maybe.
>>24118213
lmao mate give up
>>24118189
You look like a fucking girl.
>>24118150
Here comes the classist swot.
>>24118086
pretty now.
>>24118189
The look of a defeated man
>>24118229
>>24118233
What? What did I say? I'll take that as a no then? Just wasn't sure is all. I'm being serious.
You guys realise the snooper's charter means you'll be able to put in a freedom of information request to see someone's browsing history?
>>24118236
Thick eyebrows
Adams apple
Deep voice.
Yeah I don't think so, you jealous or something?
>>24118188
Stay salty poorfag
>>24118240
Here comes the commie
spent the past 3 hours crying about my high arse crack
god i just want to be normal
>>24118277
No, I think he's make a good trap. Not even joking.
>>24118277
Do please tell how we are supposed to know you have a deep voice based on a fucking picture m8
>>24118231
nice where you from?
>>24118248
Thank you, that's an improvement.
>>24118272
I have nothing to hide so don't care. Look through my history, it's all youtube and this place anyway.
>>24118302
He looks like the kind of kid who hit puberty at like 12 but still turned out to be a manlet
>>24118312
I was joking, sorry mate.
>>24118086
that isn't a buzzcut
>>24118189
look better with it cut desu lad
>>24118272
no it doesn't, you need to get permission from a judge.
>>24118333
I'm 5'11.
Not that it makes a difference girls still view me as like 5'4.
>>24118272
I thought only the government would be able to access that information.
Where does it say non-government bodies can request that?
If it is to catch criminals why would someone unaffiliated with that job be even considered for access to that information?
>>24118353
lol yes it fucking does mate
enjoy having every job recruiter scoure your internet history for deviant porn or mental health support forums like this one
it's a good thing I use private browsing else I'd never ever get a job now
>>24118265
They were just messing, of course you should get her a card. It'd be rude not to ;)
>>24118342
it was but I tried leaving a bit on the top this time.
>>24118349
Thanks I guess..
Is Charlotte worth watching?
>>24118369
Iktf, I'm 6'0 and girls only view me pitifully, like I'm their little brother or something.
>>24118369
god fuck off
You had to ruin this thread didn't you? fucking attention seeking faggot
>>24118290
The proletariats are free, brother, whereas the outer party are not.
>>24118369
>I'm 5'11.
Manlets. When will they learn?
post you're height lads
i'm 6'3.5
>>24118391
I know you're fucking with me. I won't bring her a card. I had no idea it was that weird thing to do though.
I assumed since it's mostly women working and visiting there, they'd be bringing cards and shit for each other. Didn't want to offend by not.
>>24118450
5'11 but i tell girl I'm 6ft and they've never said I'm lying, had multiple girls so I'm really tall.
>>24118413
I'm keeping the thread alive
>>24118421
Never said I wasn't?
what you lot up to tonight
eating a burger watching eastenders here
>>24118457
>I know you're fucking with me.
I'm not joking man, if you don't get her a card she might be put off and give you a substandard haircut.
>berate this guy's hair the entire thread
>my haircut is worse than his
No I'm not posting it.
>>24117981
Go out for lunch
>6'
>Used to be obese, now just about overweight on the bmi
>Have a big ol' dick
Best thing is all my house mates go to the gym, I'm just eating properly.
>Mfw you can pump all the iron you want and it won't give you a glorious cannon betwixt your thighs
>>24118506
>I'm keeping the thread alive
Mate, thread would be alive without you. It's only 9pm. These threads don't die until like 2-3pm.
>>24118557
what's the point in having a big dick if no girls want to have sex with a fat guy?
>>24118521
Gonna watch Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, then maybe masturbatein a way unrelated to Harry Potter. Going through all the HP films at the moment. I can't watch a bunch of them in one sitting though because I have the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel with ADHD.
Deleted my pictures, sorry for ruining your thread.
>>24118584
I meant am.
FUCK SAKE
>>24118592
1&2 the best
Hermione was actually qt instead of annoying
Ron was a bro
comfy as fuck
>actually wearing robes and looking like wizards
Why oh why couldn't the rest of them be at that standard.
>>24118457
Here's an idea.
>Get haircut
>Ask her if she's sorted out Christmas presents
>Ask her what she's doing for Christmas
>Ask her for ideas for presents
>Ask her what she's hoping for (Don't buy it for her please)
>Ask her if she's seeing her family, friends, etc
It's not hard desu senpai, kek
Whose that guy who always goes on about chavs but claims he comes from a council estate himself?
Post a pic, I really want to see what you look like.
>>24118523
>if you don't get her a card she might be put off and give you a substandard haircut.
That's exactly what my original fear was. That she would start giving me shit cuts after being offended.
But it's too late to get me to make a fool of myself now. The original reaction answered my question.
>>24118555
>>24118333
>>24118277
>>24118233
>>24118199
>>24118188
>>24118144
>>24118055
>>24118022
>>24117988
>>24117955
>>24117877
Behold...repeating digits..
(fuckthebot(
>>24118586
I got laid when I was a fatty, had a gf and fuck buddy.
Since I've lost weight I've had more girls and more attractive girls, get way more attention in general. I've had girls ask me to get it out for them at parties and shit. Usually don't do it unless I'm fucked.
>>24118662
i want normies such as you to leave.
go to fucking int normies
>>24118629
>willingly making small talk
Fuck that senpai. I always give short one word answers to quickly send the message that I don't want to talk. She's caught on now. She only says hello and how are you these days.
>>24118652
Dude have you not heard that it's traditional to get your hair dresser a christmas card (atleast) or a christmas present if you get your haircut in november. baka tbqh famdam
>>24118662
>tfw had a gf when I was fat
>lost all the weight when we broke up but still didn't improve my confidence
>been lonely ever since
Fuck do I miss her
>>24118626
I know man, I want young Hermione as a little sister tbqh family.
The older movies are also my favourite, but I like the newer ones for what they are, too. I like how the movies got darker and darker. I felt like as I was growing up, I was watching Harry and the gang grow up too. I was on my seat for most of Deathly Hallows. Fantastic film-making, they're just pretty different atmospherically I suppose.
>>24118662
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>24118729
how do you get a girlfriend if you're fat
Couldn't have put it better myself
>>24118699
Piss off normie...
>>24118662
Would all of the normies who have had girlfriends and have friends please remove themselves from the thread~ Thanks in advance!
>>24118744
confidence
>>24118739
Yes, they were still good.
I went to see 5 like 3 times because I really crushed hard on Luna.
>>24118722
I know you're fucking with me, but you're still making me worried. You dick.
>>24118699
I want screeching redditors to leave too but we can't always get what we want.
>>24118729
Same senpai, I've been single for coming on 4 years now. I've had girls but not one I want to get serious with.
>>24117773
Blimey! ello chaps whats it wiff da queen nd all dat mates! sum tea and crumps aye am i rite?!
>>24118768
Also known as jus b urself ;)
>>24118744
I used to be a fun guy to be around but I gradually got more anti social and depressed and now nobody wants to hang around with me. I've been alone for the past 2 years
>>24118744
Money. Girls love a guy with shekels in case you hadn't noticed.
>>24118805
damn, why are women so shallow?
>>24118775
>>24118800
Oh poor fucking you. What a sad life you have. What a real tear jerker.
Fuck off.
>>24118800
I've been alone for the past 5 years
shit thread desu
>>24118805
I definitely don't have money, anyways we started dating in sixth form where my only source of income was 10 quid a week off my parents
>>24118818
>>24118822
Alright lads it's not a competition
>>24118805
Money or social status. Those are two things girls care about if you don't have looks.
If you're ugly, poor and friendless, then you're fucked.
>>24118662
>>24118022
WHY DON'T THESE CANCEROUS FUCKERS LEAVE?
GET THE FUCK OUT
I JUST WANT A PLACE THAT I CAN WALLOW IN MY SORROW WITHOUT BEING REMINDED THAT FUCKERS LIKE YOU EXIST.
I SEE YOU IN MY FLAT, I SEE YOU IN THE STREET, I SEE YOU IN MY CLASSES AND I SEE YOU IN MY SHITTY FUCKING JOB.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU NORMIE FUCKING CUNTS ON MY BOARD.
GET OUT.
>>24118822
Again, money. The very concept of it. And the very concept that men are the "providers" and have to share all that they earn so others can live easily.
>>24118717
Make an effort next time and see how it goes. You aren't asking her on a date or creeping on her, literally making conversation while you have a haircut. Stop being such a pussy m8.
>>24118741
>>24118761
umad??
>>24118822
I've been alone for the past 21 years.
>>24118774
I'm not messing with you.. Just get her the card trust me she'll be glad you did. Not all customers know/remember the november hairdresser christmas gift tradition.
>>24118848
>Make an effort next time and see how it goes.
Why though? I just want my hair cut. That's why i'm there m8.
>>24118818
I didn't make both of those, >>24118775 is me desu.
we need to make a rizon chat or something and ban all normies from it
>>24118022
you got C U C K E D
#tryagainnexttime
Lads desu desu lads post you are waifus alright lads desu
Image related my waifu whom I would die for.
>>24118868
It was aimed at both of you normie twats.
>>24118881
omegle has become a shithole
>>24118887
Fuck off virgin. Normies only tonight.
>>24118818
Different folks, different strokes. Just because their problems aren't the same as yours, doesn't mean they should feel any less shit about them. You fuck off.
>>24118843
>yfw they're both me
>>24118887
There you are.
Posting my waifu who makes every day that much brighter.
>>24118911
This isn't the place for them. They can go cry somewhere else. Again, fuck off normie.
>>24118885
keked how?
Stop projecting your fantasies breh
>>24118848
>umad??
Yes your post on this kazakstani pictowheel board has greatly affected my mood.
Just fuck off this place isn't for you.
>>24118887
She's my everything!
We should have a double date sometime, anon!
deftones are the shit lads, definitely in my top 5 favourite bands. great band
>>24118937
She asked you to go out with her, you didn't, she fucked 3 other guys by the time you saw her next.
You got kecked as fuck mate.
>>24118887
Nympho girl claimed, simply because I've never known an IRL girl like her who isn't completely grotty.
>>24118958
I would love to
>>24118959
why do so many normies listen to music all the time
>>24118887
Reporting in desu
>>24118961
>I'm meeting up with a girl I've gone on a couple of dates on for a "drink and smoke" this week
>Been sleeping with a girl I've know since I was a kid for the entirety of university
>Pretty sure one of the girls in my seminar likes me
I'm okay desu senpai, I might go and see her before terms out since I can go see my parents as well.
>>24119030
There's that fish woman again.
lads pls go to
>>>/out/
If a cute girl says to me 'how is a guy like you still a virgin haha' does she want to fuck?
I relate to Elliott Rodgers so much.
He was lucky though, he could afford a car, didn't live in a concrete jungle and was quite good looking.
He could take long walks through the park, I can't do that, last time I went to the park for a walk I got jumped by kids who go to my college for no reason.
I'm only 19 and have been through so much shit.
It's not fair.
>>24119037
she's a dinosaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJoKVjJDXSs
>>24119036
Oh I'm sure you're having a lot of "sex"... if by sex you mean watching your woman getting fucked by somebody else.
I don't mind having normies here as long as they shut the fuck up about their girlfriends and social life. Why would they even come here and not go to the /int/ britfeel? I think they get a kick out of bragging about their lives to us and driving us further into the dark abyss of sadness and emptiness.
>>24119074
>for no reason
probably because you're a fag and won't fight back
I used to be a bully, it's done because it's fun and because you let it happen
Another lonely night feeling lonely. Might have to start on the Jack Ds.
>>24119114
how can it be fun? making another person miserable is as low as you can go.
>>24119112
Normies always have to brag. It's what their whole life is based on. Why do you think facebook is so popular. It's just normies bragging.
>>24119072
>does she want to fuck?
Either that or she is surprised that other girls haven't already.
>>24119144
What right do you have to be happy?
>>24118406
No.
It has a somewhat interesting premise but it crashes so hard half way through.
Granted the last season has been pretty meek but it's not that great.
>>24119014
deftones isn't normie music. why would you not listen to music? one of the few things i enjoy in life
>>24119072
She's calling you a rapist mate. She wants to fulfill her rape fantasy through you.
>>24119163
I am laughing at you.
>>24119162
Maybe, she says it's weird to be a virign at the age of 18 and I said many guys are and she said sure with a winky face. I just think she is fucking with me tbqh
>>24119191
I'd be down for that unless it results in a rape charge
>>24119161
I wish they could just leave us alone. Seeing happy and joyous people IRL is bad enough but britfeel was my little hideaway and a safe haven and now I can't even come here without getting upset
>>24119114
I did fight back, you try fighting 5 people at the age if 16 by yourself and then not going to the police because you knew they wasn't going to believe you and if they did it would make it worse.
Does anyone here sometimes forget their name? It takes me a couple of seconds to remember it when I do
>>24119194
We'll see who is laughing when you turn up to your hot date, only to be met by seven others guy just like you. All of you waiting for the same girl who is never coming, and doesn't even exist.
>>24119163
What right do you have to upset other people?
>>24119216
I feel you senpai. Have a virtual hug.
>>24119233
I don't think you realise you aren't talking to the same guy you think you are.
None of that shit you said means anything to me.
But you are still pretty funny, thanks for the quality keks.
>>24119220
that reminds me of when I was 11 and some dickhead pushed me over and like 20 people started kicking the shit out of me. They broke/cracked all of my ribs and the school did nothing about it
>>24119229
Yes. The only people I really talk to are on the internet and I think I've become too adjusted to hearing my online handle in place of name.
I even slip into a different accent I put on for laughs while online without noticing.
>>24119275
I'll get my own back soon.
>>24118865
Fair enough lad. Thought you might want to try making conversation if you were thinking of giving her a card.
If she's always the one who cuts your hair you could give her a decent tip next time you get a cut and wish her happy holidays. Up to you though blud
>>24119216
desu they are probably just robots pretending to be normies taking the piss and shitposting.
>>24119297
I still hold a grudge against the people from school
at least I attacked one of them with a chair and on the last day of year 6 I went absolutely nuclear on one of them. I cracked a table because of how hard I slammed his head against it
>>24118813
To make the best out of the human species.
>>24119214
>Maybe, she says it's weird to be a virign at the age of 18 and I said many guys are and she said sure with a winky face.
I wouldn't read too much into that people are silly.
>>24119091
>Projecting this hard
top kuck amigo
>>24119321
How could someone find joy in upsetting others? I cannot stand people like that
>>24119188
because i dont want to hear noises all the time its so annoying if anyone talks about music and you say you dont listen and they dont even understand
>work tomorrow
>boss is a paki
>>24119415
have you tried listening to ambient music?
>>24119425
Quit. Seriously.
>>24119235
It's within my power to do so.
>>24119387
>Come on 4chan at 14
>Shut-in
>Extremely shy
>Fat
>Ugly
>Realise I need to not be like the people I'm reading about on here
>Make the effort
>Put myself out there
>Lots of failure and pain
>Also progress
>Pretty much a full normie now at 21
I'm still not attractive, 5/10 at the very best. You L I T T E R A L L Y just have to put yourself out there. >b ur self is also shit advice since often in cases like people here you need to change yourself as a person.
>>24119425
Then quit.
>have a gf
>inb4 REEEE
>things going along ok
>"anon where do you think we are heading?"
>not sure to be honest family and friends
>"well we should get more serious"
>she breaks out the I love you line
>ok, bit quick but I do actually feel the same way so say it back
>3 months later
>think everything is going ok
>"anon, don't you think we are moving too fast?"
>literally done nothing more than say I love you a few times
What the fuck do women actually want? Fuck this shit lads, getting a gf just makes you even more mentally ill
Lad from last night/early morning who posted about pulling an allnighter and going into work after making a Facebook album of over 400 asian girl pics. One coworker said it was weird, another said he liked the photos of them sitting on steps with their panties showing. Anyways, I still haven't slept and I'm finding more asian girl pics
>>24119545
Why exactly are you doing it?
>>24119487
Ask her what she actually wants. If she still does it then tell her it's over. That simple m8.
>>24119564
I'm not exactly sure, I just think it'd be cool to have a huge album dedicated to cute asian girls. The album is called 'important, suicide inducing, images' and I've made my bio on Facebook 'I want to die'
>>24119387
Makes them feel better about their own insecurities... Also they probably don't have muc joy in their lives themselves.
>>24119599
Well, take comfort that someday your wish will be granted, unlike most wishes in this world.
>>24119344
I'll get my own back soon
They don't realise how fucked up I am.
Even thinking about it gets me so angry.
I did it again..
>>24119483
>>24119451
But then how do i buy computer games and alchohol?
>>24119588
I'm going to do just that
I'm meeting her after work tomorrow, so going to take all the shit she has at my place in a bag with me and any bullshit I'm just gonna end it, even though it's going to kill me inside
pic unrelated
>>24119684
wew lad. chill focus on other stuff...
>>24119684
At least try
>0 Messages
G.
>>24119684
timestamp?
and yeah I get really worked up thinking about it. Especially the fact that to them it was just mindless fun to pass the time but to me it completely fucked me up for the rest of my life.
>>24119728
>"Och - a ned shat doon the chimney"
Every fucking time
>>24119599
>>24119545
good on ya lad. people will inevitably think you're a weirdo but it's clear you've arrived at a point in your life where you don't give a fuck
>>24119777
have a (You).
p.s. nice trips
>>24119770
Not my photo..
I want to do that 2 others
MB f
Jej..
Q 10010010001100101001001
I'm a normie but the /int/ Brit threads aren't even 1% as comfy as these, am I allowed to stay?
>>24119841
Thanks famicon.
>>24119859
No get out.
>>24119832
It's a good feel tbqh
>forced into going out next weekend
>tfw this will be my experience in a nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZCdIP_M4FI
>Met up with girl today
>went out for drinks, conversation flowing nicely, looking good
>go back to mine to chill and watch TV
>put arm around her and she seems a bit tense but eventually relaxed and cuddled up and held hands
>try to escalate & go for kiss, she dodges, I leave it
>as she's leaving I ask if she wants to do it again sometime
>says yes
>gives me very quick kiss as she's leaving
I don't think she's that into me bros.
thought I was finally going to experience
>tfw gf
>>24119892
what do you do for a job? aren't you worried about them seeing it and potentially losing your job? also, is that yura from girls day as your profile picture?
>>24119859
See >>24118843 and kindly fuck off
>>24119852
Pakiboo, that you?
I've jumped through some mental hoops to create some motivation. How does this sound?
>Exercise until I can do the One Punch Man training routine
>Do the One Punch Man training routine and feel fullfilled that I lived up to an anime.
>When people ask why, have a "I need to leave a prettier corpse" joke springloaded, laugh, then go deadpan and say I don't know, maybe then they'll even do something interesting.
>>24119859
No, fuck off twat.
>>24119931
I work in a supermarket, and I couldn't care that I lose my job, it'd probably make me happier if I did. Imagine explaining to future employers I got sacked for being suicidal and obsessed with asian girls kek. And nah I believe it's Masui Mio from Passpo
>>24119947
go for it lad
I started running a week ago and it's really helped my mood.
>>24119470
Agreed. 4chan has taught me so much about what I shouldn't be like
>>24119921
kek, she's isn't your gf
Sounds promising though. If that was your first date consider going out somewhere for drinks (Cocktail bars are good and often do 2 for 1 deals on weekdays) with her and heading back to yours/ hers. Don't jump her bones or anything. Give her a good kiss and leave it at that, escalate things on the third date.
Fuck lads, I just realized I have a few asian girls added on Facebook. I wonder how they're reacting to me having an album dedicated to cute asian girls
>>24119921
She's friendzoning you lad, you're going to be the one she calls when she has no plans and fancies a cheeky nandos instead of staying in - you're paying of course
Fuck these basic bitches 2bh
>>24119995
ahh ok. i'm assuming you still live with your parents, so aren't depending on your job to pay rent, bills etc. i'm sure you'll claw your way out of this suicidal phase you're experiencing
>>24120025
fuck it lad, too late now
>>24119997
Bit dark to go sprinting but I just did my 100 Squats.
I can run about 1.6 kilometers on average before I start to feel it. Should I try to get faster or go for stamina? Only so much time in the day to work with.
>>24120056
>i'm assuming you still live with your parents
Correct
>i'm sure you'll claw your way out of this suicidal phase you're experiencing
Fuck do I hope so, I've been suicidal for 2 years now, ever since I left college. Roughly the same time my obsession over asian girls began
>>24120082
go for stamina
going for speed right away absolutely kills your legs
Lads, if I start lifting now, would I see any noticeable gains before Christmas?
>inb4 /fit/
>>24120082
Look up the 'couch to 5k' and do it. Then there's another for going from 5 to 10k.
>>24119921
Sounds good man. Reckon you've got potential for a good thing there.
Was gonna greentext recent failures but pizza is here so Doctor Who is happening
Anons, I've never been arsed to look but does the gobbermints offer anything for autism? I can fake it decently enough. I just want dosh.
>>24120134
You might but no one will be able to tell in clothes
>>24120173
Yes. You can get autismbux if you're bad enough.
>>24120134
/fit/ here
Yes and no.
You will notice changes in the first month. Family & friends notice within 3-4 months.
To get openly mired by girls takes at least a year, if you're starting from a solid base.
>>24120134
You won't get big noticeable gains in just a month. Start now though and you could have a decent body for summer.
Right lads gonna go and make one of these:
(pic related).
Wish me luck.
>>24120198
I'll have to ask my autistic friend for lessons. Cheers anon.
>>24120096
set yourself achievable goals to improve your life and the way you feel about yourself, you'll be making progress in no time. baby steps m8
>>24120217
>>24120212
>>24120193
Cheers lads
im gonna do it lads. im gonna apply for morrisons
My friend is on a date and is texting me for advice. How am I supposed to be helpful? I've been single forever
Ideas?
>>24120257
Idk mate, I'm perfectly happy coasting through life until I die. Hopefully before I hit middle aged
do girls like it if you tell them you are good at cooking or will they think its gay??????
>>24120293
By the way, I think he's trying to leave but can't.
>>24120290
more reasons to work at morrisonswait no
>>24120296
same, coasting through life is perfectly fine. you don't want to be feeling suicidal your entire life though
>>24120317
it's an 'added bonus' in their opinion, on top of their already ridiculous expectations. Cooking's pretty easy though. Go for exotic looking, but easy to prepare meals, that way people think you're a pro.
>>24120365
i am pretty good at it and always make exotic stuff so my mum thinks im not a failure
>>24120296
There's nothing wrong with coasting lad. Stay relaxed, stay contented. The only thing that comes with ambitiousness for 95% of people ends in failure. The idea of having to live ambitiously is a lie propagated by older generations jealous of their perceived ease with which we live.
>>24119036
Has there been a noticeable influx of normie converts, from having started their first year of sex & alcohol school? Been away for a while, lads.
>>24120383
good l a d. this is my go to if i want to seem good at cooking, though it's mostly just a lot of prep and not much cooking. fucking tasty af too: hellofresh.co.uk/recipe/detail/553652f46ced6e7d068b4567/protein-packed-chorizo-quinoa-and-almond-jumble/
>>24120290
Don't do it friend, it's not worth it
Thinking on watching some old carry on films online. Do they still hold up well lads?
SMOKE IT
TOOK IT
DEAL IT
BREAK IT
>>24120325
>>24120454
i got no choice mates. at 24 my family have finally had enough.
>>24120423
I'm 21 in my third and final year of university. Top lel, stay mad kiddo
Take a sip of my secret potion, I'll make you falldown for easy rape
>>24120466
maybe if your banned from watching porn
>>24120466
Carry on Abroad is funny as fuck to this day lad
Never fails to cheer me up
>>24120466
the only things funny about carry on films now are the shitty acting and occasional slapstick moment. still worth a watch if you're really bored though
>>24120493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
fuck off potion seller
>>24120478
fair enough l a d, morrisons seems like a better gig than fucking co-op or spar etc. waitrose is meant to be a good gig too.
>>24120466
>not watching the confessions films instead whilst having a cheeky wank
>>24120569
Fucking based 70's tits, truly the golden age
>le wrong generation face xD
>>24120561
Yeah i've heard good things about watirose, but I can't drive and morrisons is local. I just hope I get to stock shelves or some shit as I really dont want to work on registers
Narcos gets incredibly boring and samey 4 episodes in.
"OH NO WE WILL NEVER CATCH PABLO ESCOBAR!"
"OH WAIT, HE'S GONNA SLIP UP HERE AND THEN WE WILL CATCH HIM"
"I AM PABLO ESCOBAR AND I BETTER NOT SLIP UP AND FUCK UP HERE AND LET THE POLICE CATCH ME"
"OH NO PABLO ESCOBAR DIDN'T FUCK UP LIKE WE THOUGHT HE WOULD"
*credits*
>>24120597
80s > 870s desu
>>24120561
Morrisons is decent, they pay 1.5x on Sundays.
>>24120659
I'm pretty sure they'd let you just stack shelves
>>24120239
I can never eat these in one go. Have to stop for like half hour to allow my tongue to recover its senses before I carry on
I want dr pepper, is it worth walking to the shops in the rain? or should I just drink water like a hydrated cunt
>>24120489
21 too, bub.
Took a gap year due to depression and shit A-levels.
Managed to get into a decent university at Kent (shit for my course, but they were the best I got). Graduated top of my class and transferred over to Southampton for a course they rank top 3 in (; on par with ICL and Cambridge). Now I'm here again after dropping out from clinical depression/attempted suicide.
Got a longer story about normie grievances at university, but I didn't think it would be a good idea to blog-post something which the current demographic of r9k would (no longer) appreciate.
>>24120718
They aren't as spicy as they were when they first came out. They were brutal originally, now they're just tasty and kind of spicy.
If you tried it many years ago, maybe give it another go.
>>24120757
When did the change take place?
I tried one like 5 months ago and it was still too chilli
>>24120727
drink water and piss in it before then next time water will taste better and you will be happy with water
>>24120727
How long is the walk?
If it's more than 2 minutes I generally say no
>>24120787
Oh, fuck knows how many years ago. I guess I just got used to them. Ignore what I said then.
>>24120803
thanks ladd
>>24120809
it's about 6 if I get a shake on
I have a question for you, R9K:
I recently turned 18.
I don't know any girls.
I've never kissed a girl (obviously) and no girl has ever showed interest in me because I just don't talk to them.
How do you go about actually getting to know a girl?
I mean, my opinion on it is that I don't need a girlfriend or sex or any of that because it's all a bit pointless but my mum really wants me to get a girlfriend.
She thinks it's weird that a guy my age hasn't done those kinds of things, you know?
Anyone else know this feel?
>>24120239
Having some of this myself. Its fucking god tier.
>>24120841
If you have a coat and/or umbrella, it shouldn't even be a question m8.
who here ballsy enough to post their address? what the fuck is going to happen
6 mardling avenue arnold nottingham. come at me
>>24120841
Way too far for Dr Pepper m8, another day eh
>>24120876
do you have friends, preferably ones who are friends with girls?
>Just woke up
who here /24hournap/?
>>24120885
>>24120891
I'M GOING LADS WISH ME LUCK
>>24120889
>this bait
also, original comment
>>24120889
Not your personal army breh
>>24120926
>>24120931
its not bait i dont expect anything to happen thats the whole point people should just post their address because nothing will happen
>>24120922
Bold move, make sure you report back after you return.
oh and, get us some dairy milk
>>24120876
Tinder lad, online is how young people meet these days
Gonna be a struggle if you're an ugly fuck though
Alright lads hows it going? Been a while since I posted.
I'm now living in NYC full time, back from LA last week on a shoot. Deep in the edit now, exciting times.
How's everyone else?
>>24120105
Oh scratch that haha. Just did some crude dot connecting on Google Maps. Turns out at best I can run about 7 Kilometers without stopping. Going down a hill for a quarter and up a hill for the last quarter.
Is One Punch Man's routine actually so much more possible than it sounds?
man don't care 'bout all that
>>24120955
Fuck off normi American fag.
>>24120947
fuck hiro
>>24120735
Stop being a spastic and do your degree, earn bennies and live a comfy life.
>>24120889
Too far for me tbqh
>>24120947
stop tricking me
>>24120912
Nah not really. I don't go out.
My friends are just people I vaguely talk to when I've got a free period.
Last year when I was 17 I got involved with a group of people that invited me out as a joke.
I smoked weed with them and talked to them a lot.
Drank alcohol as well.
Eventually I got invited to a house party and I fucked up by vomiting everywhere and going paralytic.
I was then, surprisingly, invited to another house party.
I did the exact same thing and was so ashamed of myself I just deleted my facebook and stopped talking to those people or going out with them.
>>24120950
But Tinder is just for sex, right?
>>24120976
I'm British mate, I just happen to live in the US these days.
>>24120990
are you implying you have a car mate
>>24120889
>>24120926
(bot made me write this ignore)
>>24120990
>>24120889
wow spoopy i live in the meadows used to live in arnold
>>24120999
>But Tinder is just for sex, right?
welcome to the modern dating world, you might want to watch your tone its sounding an awful lot like slut shaming strong independent women
How to get a gf like this
>>24121048
>the meadows
Jesus. Didn't realise they had internet in Somalia.
>>24121062
fetlife
pretty easy
>>24120999
Relationships start out with sex, and in time they can develop into something more.
This is what a lot of guys don't get. They think sex comes after love, like in films. In real life sex comes first.
>>24121090
the bit i live in ok lad its right near the train station it gets worse as you go further in. i heard dark stories about what lies in the center
>>24121059
Fucksake.
See, I don't want to mention the profession I want to go into because I'm still waiting on applications etc and they might be looking online but I'll be away for about 6 months of every year.
It's fucked up but I feel like I'm never going to make my mum proud of me unless I get it over with now because I won't have the chance to in a couple years time.
>>24121095
I don't know any guy whos relationship started with sex, all my mates had sex with their partners weeks or months after getting with them
>>24121145
This is because you don't actually know any one and are just a no life virgin.
>>24121095
That sounds disgusting.
Like some kind of animal's behaviour.
>>24121145
>all my mates had sex with their partners weeks or months after getting with them
Pathetic
>>24121166
Nice projection, you just can't handle you are wrong
>>24121095
This 2bh pham
Girls need to know they are sexually compatible with you before they enter a relationship
>>24121173
>tfw you think humans aren't animals.
Highlander just staring on channel 5 lads
>>24121145
You're probably 18 or 19 though. Things are different when you are a teenager.
In the adult world, sex comes before emotions 90% of the time.
It's incredibly easy to turn "just sex" with a woman into a relationship. It's almost impossible to start fucking a woman who cares about you emotionally if she hasn't thought of you sexually. She'll see you as a friend only, or like a brother.
>>24121173
Humans are animals mate. You can cry about it and wish things were different, or you can accept it and get on with living a good life like the rest of us.
>>24121095
If a relationship lacks sex it's just a friendship.
Sex is what bonds two people intimiately, without it you are simply friends.
>>24121242
>You're probably 18 or 19 though.
18 so yeah
>>24121245
I disagree, are you saying two christians who save sex until marriage don't love each other?
you guys staying up with me tonight?
>>24121223
>>24121242
>>24121245
Man, fuck this so much.
Fuck having children or getting a wife or getting a girlfriend.
I don't care how disappointed my parents may be, I'd rather have a wank than devolve to the level of some kind of sexed up beast.
Fuck me I can't describe how revolting all of that was to read.
I need some tunes to calm me down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWJsjSnFj_c
>>24121245
Have you even had sex before? Sex is just sex, it can be intimate or not, sex isn't any sort of bond unless you want it to be.
What's the story behind this image? I see it posted like every day, lol.
>>24121245
Are you saying if you fuck an escort you're intimately in a relationship with her?
Is there any place I can go without normies shitting up things about sex or gfs all the time?
>>24121260
Yeah you'll see how different it gets when you are older, especially past 21.
Most relationships start by people getting drunk and having sex and then deciding to continue to do so. Obviously there are other ways things go, but the majority of the time it's the former.
>>24121322
>I'd rather have a wank than devolve to the level of some kind of sexed up beast.
How is having a wank not being a sexed up beast?
>>24121326
>he is asking someone on r9k if he has had sex before
I think you might be confused as to where you are.
>>24121377
I'd say at least 50% of people here have had sex.
I've had sex with 9 women and I currently have a girlfriend, and I don't think that's unusual for people here. Yes, there are a few more virgins than most places online, but that doesn't mean everyone is in the same boat.
>>24121370
>How is having a wank not being a sexed up beast?
Because you aren't fucking some random woman.
You're alone, for a couple minutes then it's done.
It's just... fuck ewwww
No. I can't. I can't even imagine being such a soulless animistic degenerate that I'd so flippantly have sex with complete strangers.
It's repulsive.
>>24121062
Lurk around mental health facilities
>>24121406
RRRREEEEEEEEEEE
GTFO you don't belong here.
>>24121322
Can't beat a bit of that old timey folk music mate.
I think you have a bit of an issue with sex though. It's not dirty or anything, it's just part of life. You gotta chill a bit and try to enjoy life. And stop worrying about what your parents think. Maybe you're asexual, who knows. If that's your way then live your life how you please. We've only got one life each, and they are too short to worry about pleasing other people.
9 is a lot more than average even. of course you don't think it has any meaning because you are a rutting beast
>>24121406
>I have easy and regular access to sex
>far more than the average
>of course my experience is the norm, stop acting like it's not
>>24121432
I wasn't saying that people start relationships by fucking complete strangers.
I was just saying that sex usually comes before any kind of serious emotions.
People here think you fall in love first and then have sex. It's the other way around. But that doesn't mean you have sex with people without getting to know them at least a bit.
>>24121464
>>24121459
http://strawpoll.me/5958829
>>24121542
gay sex does count retard
>>24121464
More than average? You reckon? I always felt like I've struggled with women.
>>24121492
It's hardly been easy or regular. I've had a lot of dry spells, one lasted well over two years. I was going nuts, I even became romantically obsessed with a co-worker, it was awful. Luckily as soon as I had sex I felt a lot better.
>>24118662
>Had gf when I was skinny fat
>Start to get noob gainz and starting to finally be happy again
>Gf thinks I'm cheating cause I'm posting shirtless progress pics on Snapchat
>we broke up
Stay ugly robots. Girls like to feel superior to us keks.
>>24121542
and the 1 no is you I'm guessing
>>24121460
Sex is for having children.
It's the single most intimate and personal activity one can engage in with another human being.
Why would you so casually shake all of that off?
I'm not aesexual.
>>24121532
It wasn't love then was it.
If you've had 9 partners by now you've never been in love.
You've never experienced love in your life.
You've experienced lust. Pure lust.
>>24120948
Made it there with 3 minutes to spare, and Dr P was on offer. I'm now the proud owner of 4 litres of sweet delicious sugary goodness.
>>24121542
>http://strawpoll.me/5958829
This poll is inaccurate, because virgins are a lot more likely to vote on polls. They feel weak and desperate for their opinions to count for something.
>>24121566
Just because you aren't mega chad doesn't mean you aren't a normie, 9 is a lot
>>24121542
Lmao that guy got BTFO
>>24121566
>I've had a lot of dry spells, one lasted well over two years.
Oh you poor fellow, I didn't realise you'd had to go an entire two years without sex. If I'd known it'd been such an unbearably long time I'd have stayed my tongue. I completely agree, you having had sex with more people than the rest of this thread combined and currently having regular sex with your girlfriend is totally balanced by having to go that long without it once upon a time.
I'm so sorry.
>>24121583
That probs shouldn't have but that definately made me giggle.
>>24121542
REKT BY VIRGINS
>>24121542
I was raped by my mum when I was 13, am I a virgin?
Virgins blown the fuck out, as usual, almost 50% lads.
>>24121700
into the >>>/trash/
>>24121594
>Sex is for having children
Sex is for anything I want it to be for mate. It's my life, the reasons for my actions are my choice alone.
>It's the single most intimate and personal activity one can engage in with another human being.
Not always. It can be, but it really depends. Take it from someone who has done a lot of it - there are a lot of different types of sex.
>Why would you so casually shake all of that off?
Because I never attached such earth shaking significance to it in the first place. It's unhealthy to attach a sacred significance to something that is so mundane and run-of-the-mill.
>If you've had 9 partners by now you've never been in love.
How do you justify that statement?
http://strawpoll.me/5958829
http://strawpoll.me/5958829
http://strawpoll.me/5958829
do something for once in your life virgins show normies whats what
>>24121625
Almost as weak as the people that choose to spend their time coming to the section of a chinese imageboard where all the virgins and losers in life hang out to make fun of them in order to make themselves feel better.
>>24121763
I'm a virgin but voted no just to fuck shit up
>>24121767
You're replying to a virgin.
>>24121542
>http://strawpoll.me/5958829
does losing your virginity to an escort count?
>>24117981
>Get up at 4am
>get to work at half 5, no windows
>40 mins of daylight on breaks
>finish at 6
Lack of daylight is a cause for depression and other health problems
What UK places are good for new year?
Do non-London cities do fireworks?
>>24121816
yea because people who are voting yes are too autistic to do that so it counts
>>24121747
>It's my life, the reasons for my actions are my choice alone.
No, it's not your life.
You live in a society built by God fearing Christians.
Their blood and sweat of millions upon millions of Christian men are why you can sit on your little phone looking at half naked women to fuck.
You live in a society dictated by God's laws.
>there are a lot of different types of sex.
lmao
I'm sure you'd know, degenerate.
>It's unhealthy to attach a sacred significance to something that is so mundane and run-of-the-mill.
How can it be mundane?
Clipping my toenails is mundane.
Taking a shower is mundane.
Drinking water is fucking mundane.
How on Earth is sex so mundane to you?
Can't you see how utterly detached you are from the world? From the history of this nation???
>How do you justify that statement?
Well, it wasn't love.
If you've been intimately involved with 9 different women and you're as young as you are you've never felt love in your life.
Just cold heartless lust.
>>24121364
Back in time before the smartphone made any old pleb able to shit the internet up
>>24121364
No, they like to poke you until you snap and will follow you absolutely everywhere you try to get any solace. They will then wonder aloud how you could possibly be driven to such actions.
>tfw i will never get to not work on mondays again.
>>24121882
>Christian
>God
I should have known. No wonder you care so much about what your mummy and daddy think. You are one of those people who love to obey orders, you love to follow rules. From family, and from religion. Because you are weak and it makes you feel safe.
I laugh at people like you. I am a free thinker. I make my own rules. That's why my life is 10x more fun than yours will ever be.
>How on Earth is sex so mundane to you?
Because 50% of people on Earth have a penis, the other 50% have a vagina, and we are all biologically inclined to want to join them up. It's hardly going to make the national news if two people go to bed, is it? It's normal. It wouldn't be normal for you, but it's normal for humans in general.
>If you've been intimately involved with 9 different women and you're as young as you are you've never felt love in your life.
Ok mate, I suppose you know more about my life than I do, considering you've had so much life experience yourself, right?
>>24121364
/r/foreveralone
>>24121406
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
RIGHT
THE
FUCK
NOW
>>24121326
>non-intimate sex
spotted the virgin
>>24122125
virgin spotted, go get laid for once
>>24121542
What if I've only had sex with escorts? I'm 23 and sex 7 times but it was all paid escorts.
Doesn't make me a normie but am I still a robot?
>>24121832
I always wondered how to acquire illegal chinese fireworks
>mfw the normies are outnumbering the robots in these threads
robots BTFO
wtf i just came and then my vision was blurred for like 15 secs im i alright
>>24121832
Edinburgh does a big thing for New Year. They make a huge deal of it, so definitely a lot of fireworks, but I wouldn't fancy going to it myself. The crowds are huge and there's a good chance it'll rain. Not cheap either, you need to pay money to stand in the street.
>>24122024
>I laugh at people like you. I am a free thinker. I make my own rules. That's why my life is 10x more fun than yours will ever be.
And this is why society is collapsing.
You disgust me.
You're worse than the paki rapist because you enable his fucking behaviour.
You're a spoilt child. You've been given Rome. You've been given a civilisation so exquisite and fantastical such a society would never have popped into the minds of even the most eccentric of thinkers 200 or 300 years ago and you cast it all away.
You say "No, I'm an island." and you take a steaming shit on everything your ancestors did for you.
You're walking scum.
So utterly vile are you that in 400 or 500 years time you'll be the archetypical 21st century brat.
You'll be the Roman that let the barbarians through the gates.
You'll be the one children ask their teachers about:
"Sir, why didn't they make any effort to preserve their nation?"
"Sir, why did they not care?"
"Sir, what was wrong with them?"
Fuck you you vacuous unappealing cunt.
>>24122272
Fuck modern society. I hope it burns.
>>24122153
Virgin sighted, please leave and don't return until you have put your penis in a woman's vagina.
>>24122272
I bet you are a barrel of laughs at a party.
I can guarantee that my ancestors also enjoyed sex.
You just have a weird hang up about sex, and life in general. Probably because you feel entitled to a life that you don't have.
I love our civilization and our society. That's why I am out here living in it and helping to build it up further. What have you ever done for our society?
>>24122319
alright virgin come back to the threads once you actually get to see sex isn't some magical dreamland of intimate feelings
>>24122256
Yeah I've seen about Hogmanay, looks a bit too close to London fireworks and paying to be in the street
Thinking maybe Cardiff might be nice, been once before and it seems like a nice city
>>24122342
I think after you experience sex you'll understand how you are wrong.
Is there another /britfeel/ type place that isn't full of normies?
>I love you
>I don't feel the same
>>24122341
You love it?
Bullshit you love it.
You love it's collapse.
You love living in the collapse of a civilisation you despise with every inch of your body.
That's what you "love".
And it isn't love, it's lust once again.
70 years ago women were beaten to death for sleeping with German soldiers.
Did you know that?
They tend to leave that one out of the pretty history books for kids.
Thousands were.
And these weren't isolated cases. Women were paraded, hanged, burnt alive, stoned, raped and kicked to death because they fucked a foreigners.
That was our society.
That was the society my ancestors fought for. That was the society my ancestors fought to preserve and it was the society they fucking built.
What you live in right now is something so utterly detached form that society your grandparents may as well have been born on Mars.
You don't help build anything.
You help hurry along the decay.
You want the afterglow to end as soon as possible to you can continue down your debauched degenerate path.
>>24122476
No. Once they learn about somewhere normies aren't welcomed they'll force their way in and be loud an obnoxious like they do here.
They aren't welcome, they know that, but they can't stand not being accepted here so they kick and scream and have the mentality that if we don't want them to participate then they won't allow us to have these threads at all.
>>24122518
Ahh, so you hate women and want them to be beaten to death because they fuck other people and not you. Got it, thanks.
>>24122518
You sounds angry lad.
>>24122518
>Women were paraded, hanged, burnt alive, stoned, raped and kicked to death because they fucked a foreigners.
>That was our society.
>That was the society my ancestors fought for. That was the society my ancestors fought to preserve and it was the society they fucking built.
What's your point? Are you really trying to say that was a good thing?
Reminder that all women aren't the same and don't all function the same way
>>24122024
>You are one of those people who love to obey orders, you love to follow rules. From family, and from religion
> I am a free thinker. I make my own rules. That's why my life is 10x more fun than yours will ever be.
That post is just screaming for someone to reply to it with a picture of a fat neckbeard wearing a fedora and looking euphoric.
Sadly, I lack pictures of fedoras because I'm not a shitcunt. Thus, you have been spared such a miserable fate.
>>24122386
Honestly mate New Years Eve is always a let-down. And the more money you spend, and the more you prepare, the shittier it is.
I'd advise you to just get your friends round to your flat, get some good drugs from the darkweb, and enjoy.
70% virgins
Normies btfo
>>24122611
Haha I know mate I realised that I was asking for that after I posted it.
I actually believe in God though, I'm not a fedora atheist type.
I just recognised his type right away, the "rule follower" type of guy.
>>24122638
>I actually believe in God though
>>24122563
What a stupid purposeful misrepresentation of my post.
No, I don't hate women at all.
I was showing you what our society was.
I was giving you a little taster of what life was really like back then because no, it wasn't anything like it is today.
People weren't running around having 9 sexual partners.
"Casual" sex wasn't the norm. Infact it wasn't even conceivably possible.
"Bars" didn't exist and pubs were for men.
You live in a fantasy land. You delude yourself and others by telling us that it's always been like this.
Telling us that it's actually nothing out of the ordinary.
It is though. What you do is about as extraordinary as you get.
>>24122605
It's not about good or bad.
It's about reality.
>>24122581
Of course I'm angry.
http://strawpoll.me/5959163
>>24122676
Society evolves and changes. What's the big deal?
>>24122676
What exactly have you done with your life?
Fuck all, I'll bet. You probably don't even have a job and live with your mum and dad.
>>24122700
its so weird literally none of my friends or family are religious i dont know where the 40% christian comes from
>>24122793
Ireland
fucking irish
>>24122718
You think this is evolution?
No, this is the opposite, this is devolution.
I don't call you a degenerate because I mean it as an insult, I call you a degenerate because that's what you fucking are.
You're turning the clock back.
You're reducing our society to that of some tribal nigger's village.
You're reducing us to animism.
2000 years are being blown away in mere decades.
It's fucking horrifying.
>>24122766
I volunteer on a weekly basis to aid the elderly and help fund raise for 5 charities, some local, others abroad.
I leaflet for my local UKIP MP and help organise UKIP events.
What do you do?
>>24122854
>I leaflet for my local UKIP MP and help organise UKIP events.
lol
>>24122854
Go move to Iraq if you don't like it then m8
how the fuck do i grow a beard i cant fucking grow one
>>24122854
>I leaflet for my local UKIP MP and help organise UKIP events
Do you enjoy being ostracized or something? I once let slip I voted UKIP and everyone thought I was a baby rapist and wanted to kill all non-whites
Thank fuck that even as a sperg I'm also somewhat likeable (somehow) so everyone forgot about it/never mentioned it
Still dumb how every stupid fuck fell for the media bullshit, maybe if they lived in London they could see that multiculturalism doesn't work and places like Brixton market does not prove that it does
>>24122959
Would you support removing non-whites from the country, killing them in they wouldn't leave peacefully?
>>24122918
drink lots of beer
>>24122854
>I leaflet for my local UKIP MP and help organise UKIP events.
Hahaha. What a fucking sad act. A UKIP volunteer who lives with his mum, who has fucked up psychological issues surrounding sex.
I'd rather kill myself than be you.
Unless you are trolling, in which case bravo.
As for what I do? It's so cool that whenever I mention it on here people always assume I am lying.
>>24122918
clean your face fag
>>24122918
Stop shaving for a bit.
>>24123020
but i look so bad its like random patches of hair
>>24122959
I used to be a BNP supporter.
To me, UKIP are nothing.
>>24123005
What's wrong with UKIP?
We're taking our country back. Every minute of every day we're gaining ground.
Moving the country more and more to the right.
UKIP are the greatest thing to happen to this nation since Thatcher.
>>24123054
Post a photo of yourself.
>>24123047
Then don't bother growing one. Some people just can't grow hair all over for a proper beard.
>>24123054
>average virgin neet
this is some top tier trolling
>>24123047
Some people just can't grow a beard mate.
Or maybe it will fill in later. I couldn't grow a beard until I was 25. I'll still never be able to have a big lumberjack one that looks decent, but at least I have the option to have a nice short cropped one, which is what I currently sport.
>>24123054
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>>24123088
I'm not a NEET, I'm in education.
And if I don't fuck my interview up I'll be in line for an officer's role in command and navigation.
Fucking scrub. UKIP all the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn4x-4RcGnY
>>24123110
>being powerful is like being a lady; if you have to tell people you are, you aren't
This fucking transphobic piece of shit.
>>24123146
>And if I don't fuck my interview up I'll be in line for an officer's role in command and navigation.
All the squaddies will laugh at you behind your back for being a low testosterone weirdo.
>>24123109
>>24123075
;_; i really want a cool beard
>He isn't a blairite
>>24123180
Sorry mate. Can't always get what you want on this gay Earth.
>>24123070
I'm centre (far right actually)
>>24123180
use minoxidil
>>24123247
Hip, daddy-o.
>>24123236
>troll ruined
wow i thought you were decent 6/10 terrible ending
>>24123180
Why? Most people look better clean shaven anyway.
>>24123179
>weirdo
If being right means being a weirdo then so be it.
I'm a weirdo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuqdqJph8PU
Like I said, hope you like right wing politics because it's smashing into this sick nation like a jackhammer.
Been shelf stacking for 4 years now lads. Turning 28 next month. Still don't know what I want to really do.
>>24123337
ask your boss on a date
>>24123337
That's pretty sad m8.
>>24123307
No they don't, a beard is the best way to cover a weak jaw, no chin babby face
>>24123364
Only if you grow a nice beard. A lot of people with beards just end up looking like scruffy bastards.
>meet 9/10 stunning blonde qt in record store
>talk about music loads and share loads of similar tastes and she wants to go to my university
>get her number and facebook
>talk for a few weeks and really get along
>hang a few weeks later for the first time since meeting for her birthday and spend the whole day walking around and talking just you and her and go clubbing afterwards with another friend but too much of a pussy to try to make out/make a move
>tfw this is the best things have ever gone with a girl you're genuinely really into
>"I'm going to Greece soon!"
>it's ok anon talk when she's back make a move then
>2 weeks later
>"oh sorry I'm off to Amsterdam now!"
>uhok.gif
>try to talk to her occasionally with only very sporadic replies
>2-3 months later
>haven't seen her since the all-day birthday thing
>stops replying to messages entry (reads with no reply)
>no idea what happened
>tfw things have gone shit yet again
>now
>making a move on another 8/10 qt
>message out of the blue
>...it's the blonde.
>"Did you hear Grimes new album?!"
I don't get women.
>>24123385
Thanks for the update normie.
Now fuck off.
>>24123384
Its better looking like a scruffy bastard than a dying frog
>>24123363
Lost all drive and ambition to do anything else.
>>24123414
Do you want up like those 40 year olds you still see stacking shelves? That's pretty grim m8.
You can still change. 28 isn't too bad.
Parents just paid off mortgage this week. I'm 25 year old NEET. Just finish me off.
>>24123505
Nah m8 I really don't. Just don't know where to start to get off this ride.
>>24123508
If you'd like to step this way sir.
>>24123508
My parents paid their mortgage off last november. Then they sold the house and brought a new one with a new mortgage this february.
I really don't understand normies.
>>24123508
kek wrong pic.
>>24123532
Look for a different job maybe? One that allows you to work your way up more than where you are now?
>>24123508
My mum and me are moving into a house soon, paid fully in cash and it will be put into my name as well. Happy times.
http://strawpoll.me/5958829/r
virgins fucking OUT
>>24123618
How is being a weird man-child "happy times"?
Sounds bloody miserable to me.
>>24123337
I'm 28 and I've travelled and lived all over the world, exciting career and had plenty of nice girlfriends including my current one.
>>24123669
I have a place to stay for my life, no mortgage or anything. Sounds like you're a bit of a dick.
Think I need some motivational posters around my room or something. I procrastinate too much.
>>24123703
Good for you lad. Any advice you can give me?
>>24123713
So you are going to just live with your mum forever, like in a weird sitcom?
Psycho.
>>24123747
Aren't you just a bundle of joy.
Holy shit, it stopped lads
The car alarm that's been blaring outside my flat for the past hour has finally fucking stopped.
feels pretty good
>>24123739
Yes mate got a good bit actually.
Choose a career and then stick to it until you get there. You can always change careers after you are successful, but if you don't have focus then you'll never get anywhere.
Learn as much as you possibly can about your chosen career. Really become obsessed with it.
Reach out to as many people as possible. Some people are born with contacts, the rest of us have to make them. Don't be afraid to ask people for advice. Find the people who have the job you want and ask them politely for some of their time so they can advise you on how to get there. Most people are really keen to offer their advice because it makes them feel important. Take advantage of their pride to make contacts and get information.
Everyone in the world is faking it. People just look like they know what they are doing. Everyone is just as scared and unsure as you. The difference between adults and children is negligible.
Lastly, don't be afraid to push for what you want. Especially after you've already become valuable to a profit-making business. If they can't afford to lose you then you can make a lot of money or set your work conditions the way you want. This can happen sooner than you think.
One more thing: big corporations often require you to have a specific degree from a top university before they will even consider you. But smaller companies are more likely to give you a chance to prove yourself. Then after you have proved yourself in the smaller companies, the bigger corporations don't give a fuck what degree you have.
>>24123898
How do I stop procrastinating anon?
>>24123722
Best method is to think of something you really want, the one thing that's make this slog worth it, and put a picture of that on the wall. Every time you seek motivation bthink about it, and how much closer you are or will be after doing this
It's the most commonly observed motivational trait of successful people
Helped me anyways
>>24123945
>Best method is to think of something you really want
A gf but I can't really stick a picture of that on the wall since I've never had one.
Do like the thinking in the idea though.
>>24123933
I use two techniques.
I make a list of the things I have to do for the next day, and then I do the most unpleasant one first thing in the morning. Even before breakfast. I say to myself "Even if this is all I do today, at least I got that done." Usually I get that done and more besides.
The other one is whenever I think to myself "I'll do it later" I just say to myself "No you'll do it NOW" and get it done immediately. This sometimes means I do crazy shit like pausing a film to go and wash dishes or whatever, but it works.
>>24124018
>crazy shit like pausing a film
kek'd
>>24123999
>A gf
That's actually a recognised motivational technique called "sexual transmutation", where you channel your sex drive into motivation for other things. You think to yourself "if I get this money I'll be able to get a good gf" so you work harder. Works best if you don't wank.
>>24123999
WHAT'D WE WANT?
A GF WORTH SLAVING FOR
Not checked my bank account for 4 weeks.
I bet I'm using my OD.
Bedroom is making progress lads, now to order some more posters and wallscrolls and weeb out the other side
>>24124329
absolutely beautiful, i love it
>>24124329
How do you explain that to your parents? Might would honestly think I was a pedophile.
>>24124329
Good work you marvelous degenerate
>>24124376
>>24124428
Thanks mates, definitely adds some colour and character to my room
>>24124401
I never really had to, they just accepted it and said it looks really nice. Most people are really accepting of it and my nanna likes my figures too
>>24123713
How are you going to take girls back to mummys house anon?
>>24124506
How would I be meeting girl anon hmmm?
>>24124479
>they just accepted it and said it looks really nice.
I guarantee they laugh at you behind your back. I have a cousin who has a very similar set up to you. Anime figures, posters and jap games. My family and other cousins constancy make fun of him all the time behind his back.
>>24124479
>I never really had to, they just accepted it and said it looks really nice. Most people are really accepting of it and my nanna likes my figures too
I love it anon, you're awesome and so is your family.
>>24124479
You're very sweet and charming, I hope you're happy in life :)
>>24117773
Drank a lot of tequila last night, feel like shit rn.
Missed almost a week of work can't call in sick.
I hate my job and I hate this shit town.
Anyone know a city that's large, has good labor jobs, and is in Canada?
>>24117877
milkman; tbph
I pulled an all nighter last night and I'm still awake. I've had 0 sleep, am I going to die?
>>24124986
You should get some sleep lad.
>>24124986
If you're not asleep by 8, try calling up your GP and getting an emergency appointment. I would also recommend calling in sick to work or classes regardless of how long you're awake for.
Even if you do manage to get some shut eye, you could look into getting something to get your sleep schedule back in order
>>24124986
Why are people in this thread such pussys?
Lads, I think i'm legit losing it. Sat here on grindr messing guys just for some company.
Might meet up with one to blow him. I'm so pathetic and alone.
>>24125223
I'm bored, lonely, upset and want to cry, I also have 30 quid to spend. What should I do?
>>24125295
isn't this how Jeffrey Dahmer started
>>24125299
Meet up with the guy who posted this.
>>24125295
Buy a bottle of vodka and split it before you have sex.
>>24125299
I wish I knew mate, all I've got to my name's 25 quid and some change. I don't even have any food in.
I might just blow it on a dominos since that's the only place open at this time, and it's looking to be another all-nighter for me too.
deleted facebook
what a shithole
>>24125425
Well done anon, did it a few years back felt loads better
>>24125425
Feels good 'eh mate :)
>>24124329
post timestamp
>>24125456
>>24125458
yeah, waste of time
>>24125295
>tfw no qt crossdesser to blow
>>24125295
Want to chat online?
>>24125295
A few years ago when I was 27, I did that exact same thing except with someone on Craigslist. My brain was fucked from only leaving the house less than 20 times within the space of 7 years
I'm not even gay, but I knew I could find someone because I look ridiculously young for my age and guys are into that. The isolation got to me
That night though... holy fuck, what a mess. I got blind drunk because the reality actually dawned on me when I was sat in his living room. Spent all night throwing up a full bottle of vodka (I haven't touched alcohol in 7 years either) in his bathroom
Cannot even smell spirits anymore without gagging, and I refuse to ever get drunk again.
>>24125550
I just want someone to hold.
>>24125572
I do as well to be honest man.
>>24118774
lol dont get her a card you weirdo you why would you even think that was a thing?
>>24125572
>>24125626
You lads should hold each other.
>>24125626
If you do want to chat just let me know, you don't need to suffer the loneliness, at least not alone, and I'll try to keep you company rather than needing to go out and do anything with a stranger.
>>24125571
Thanks for sharing your experience m8.
I know it's a bad idea. I don't consider myself gay either, just incredibly lonely. I keep downloading grindr, talking to guys and then quickly deleting it when I have a what the fuck moment.
Then, I'll just redownload it the next night. I haven't gotten close to meeting someone yet but I feel like it's only a matter of time.
>>24125626
Wish I could just get rid of these lonely feelings. Wish I could go back to not giving a fuck, but the loneliness seems to get worse as the days go on.
>>24125751
Why not download Tinder and speak to women?
>>24125842
Mate, I don't get any matches on tinder. Maybe one match every 5-6 days. When I do, they unmatch or it turns out to be a bot. Same on okcupid, no replies.
>>24125746
Thank you, your words mean a lot tonight. They really do.
>>24125751
I was at a point where the world didn't feel real. Was like it was a TV show or a movie
Things actually got worse in the later months and I did even more shit I regret
I'm fine now though. I found a friend online who I hang out with once a month or so. Took about 3 months+ of that to become less fucked in the head.
I'm quite happy spending most of my time alone now. That once a month socialising is plenty for me and keeps me from going doolally again
>>24125842
Men are easier than women. Much, much easier.
>>24125881
If you ever want to take me up on the offer and if things are feeling like they're getting too much, you can just mention that you're looking for the lonely faggot who had the offer and I'll know who you're on about and leave a way for us to talk.
>>24125939
>Men are easier than women. Much, much easier.
In my experience, trying to get into a monogamous relationship with a male is 10 times harder with a man than a woman.
Meant to be going up to Birkenhead tomorrow to see some friends but can't be dealing with the cold all day.
>MFW just joined this thread and you've all turned shitstabber
>>24125571
I know exactly how that feels mate.
Last year I had sex with my dog. Spewed all over myself and the dog afterwards/during.
So dominos has updated it's tracker.
Shit's scary lads
>>24126073
How did it feel with a knot inside you?
>>24126048
I'm a faggot yeah, well bi, I'm also mixed race. So I'm doubly not allowed in here.
>>24126142
He never managed to knot me but he spunked inside which is what made me spew in the end.
I feel so alone, I don't ever feel like I fit in anywhere. I'm always paranoid people dislike me and I've pretty much ruined my life. I'm approaching 30 and I still can't find a stable job, I'e never had a relationship. I feel unfixable
>>24126290
Sounds kinda hot desu senpai.
>>24126165
Eww! Go away half breed faggot!
>>24126329
How mean.
>>24126314
It wasn't mate. I thought it would be good to try and get into a romantic relationship with my dog because I was lonely but it was a huge mistake and was a big contributor to my mental breakdown a few months later.
>>24126311
Anon just know, you'll always fit in here, even though there is some hostility sometimes, you'll always find people here who you can relate to somehow.
>>24126311
Also approaching 30 and can't find ANY job, let alone a stable job. Never had a job in my life in fact, and my ESAbux are coming to an end
No idea what to do.
>>24126448
I'm sorry anon and I hope I didn't make you feel worse, just I guess the scene written down sounded hot, though I guess reality is different and I was insensitive.
>>24125571
kek... im 32, not been out except appointments since I was 18, and I have no homosexual tendencies.
I think you are just a faggot.
>>24126470
>my ESAbux are coming to an end
Why?
>>24126482
It's fine mate.
Yeah I've tried a lot of crazy sex things over the years and the reality is always different.
>>24126489
I think you are just a cat fucker
>>24126311
>I'm always paranoid people dislike me
tfw you start to get really good at noticing when people dislike you without even knowing you
tfw you start a new job and some guy just completely despises you when you haven't even spoke to him yet
>>24126521
I guess this should be a lesson to me since I'm into plenty of kinky shit and getting lonelier by the day.
>>24126489
Certainly are a mean one aren't you?
>>24126456
I just want to cuddle someone
If I had money I'd probably hire a girl just to cuddle
>>24126627
Same, all I want is to feel the warmth of another person. I was going to pay several girls 200 pounds each to cuddle with me at various points but they all backed out.
>>24126719
Fuck sake. Decent escorts are less than that for 1 hour.
Go on adultwork and find someone doing GFE. Don't even have to fuck if you don't want, and they'll be more convincing than the whores you ask
>>24126762
Not in a position to do anything like that any more, I was living with my dad at the time who left the house a lot so I had days where I could invite people over. I'm with my mum now and I doubt she'd be open to letting me bring over an escort to cuddle with, not to mention most escorts want you to contact them by phone or something and that kind of stuff I just can't handle.
>>24126762
As much as I'd like to do that if I could afford it I imagine I'd just end up being really nervous and probably start crying
>>24126821
You go to their apartment. You pay extra if you want them to come to yours. A lot of them outright refuse that anyway.
But yeah, it's not something anxiety ridden robots can easily do
>>24126922
Oh if I have to go to their flat then there is no chance, I don't even leave my place.
>>24126719
why did they backout mate?
>>24127024
Not sure, just stopped responding to my emails.
>>24118818
Are you angry brit anon from /bet/
>>24127056
thats weird then ?
>>24127368
They probably thought I was some sort of rapist or something, I don't know.
