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Nearly Monday edition
Gotta be up at 9. Would rather force the all-nighter than play chicken with my half functional alarm clock.
>tfw asian granny fetish
another week coming up lads
just want to end it all now
>>24117773
>tfw no job
What's the best job for a robot?
>>24117773
>tfw no qt scandinavian gf
Just awaiting the collapse of Sweden and the influx of Swedish immigrants any moment now.
>>24117877
Nightshift.
what's the plan this evening lads? I haven't got work till 12 tomorrow so I'm planning on watching antman and fantastic 4 coupled with some tasty bubblelicious weed.
>>24117914
I want a Slav gf, they have fantastic tits
>>24117955
This desu if you're a robot. Better pay, better hours.
>get up at 6am
>dark
>still dark when I get to work at 7
>no windows at all where I work
>earliest I leave is 5pm
>it's fucking dark
>entire week is spent in darkness
>>24117958
I'm feeling like absolute shit and have to go college tomorrow for an exam.
Waiting for post your waifu anon.
Should I by this wallscroll
>At fancy-dress party last night
>Girl I've met a few times is there
>She's brought her house mates from university with her
>I've met one of them in passing before but she asks if I'm anon and starts talking to me
>She's really attractive; short, stacked, slim waist, cute face, long red hair
>We end up talking for ages
>She's smiling and laughing
>Mention I live really close to her uni
>She says I should go down and go on a night out with her
>Says I can stay at her house
>What'shappening.jpg
>Later on in the night
>She's sitting next me tracing a finger along the fur on my costume
>Cuddles up to me for about 20 minutes while I'm watching the room spin
>Leave with a friend to go to bed
>Next day I go back to the house to pick some stuff up
>See her as she's leaving
>She tells me to make sure I message about coming down to her
>Smiles and waves after she crosses the road
Any other anons got stories like this to share? We're all gonna make it brehs.
>>24117981
Sounds comfy tbf desu
>>24112405
>>24114711
What do you think lads?
I don't really have anything else going for me to be honest.
>>24118022
FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD
WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>24117969
>you will never be Alan Partridge and have classic intercourse with your slav waifu in your dingy caravan on a building site
>>24117981
That must be extremely painful...for you.
>>24118086
moto g? same phone and case as me
>>24118055
If it's any consolation the girl I've been in love with for the last two years told me we'd never be together a couple of weeks ago.
Is there a better actor than Richard Gere?
>>24118021
is it work it to you?
if so buy it.
>>24118086
This aint /soc/ m8
Stop posting your photo already.
>>24118116
Nah mines the moto e, the cheaper one.
>>24118086
Everything about you screams "Council Estate".
>>24118086
It's not really the haircut that makes you look young, it's the fact that you look like a skeleton.
>>24118150
inb4 i-im only wearing that jacket for cycling i s-swear
>>24118150
fuck off you stuck up twat
>>24118150
probably thinks his addidas top is classy.
these are the kind of people that tell other people how to dress and what haircut to get
Lads, are you supposed to get your hairdresser a card or something for xmas? What's the etiquette for this? I have a haircut booked for saturday and not sure if I'm supposed to bring a card for xmas for her.
>>24118184
Nah I wear it all the time, it was my brothers.
>>24118189
you wanna get your booty fucked senpai?
>>24118189
you look so sad lad. definition of a depressed britfeel poster
>>24118213
Jesus fuck mate please be joking
>>24118216
Not sure, maybe.
>>24118213
lmao mate give up
>>24118189
You look like a fucking girl.
>>24118150
Here comes the classist swot.
>>24118086
pretty now.
>>24118189
The look of a defeated man
>>24118229
>>24118233
What? What did I say? I'll take that as a no then? Just wasn't sure is all. I'm being serious.
You guys realise the snooper's charter means you'll be able to put in a freedom of information request to see someone's browsing history?
>>24118236
Thick eyebrows
Adams apple
Deep voice.
Yeah I don't think so, you jealous or something?
>>24118188
Stay salty poorfag
>>24118240
Here comes the commie
spent the past 3 hours crying about my high arse crack
god i just want to be normal
>>24118277
No, I think he's make a good trap. Not even joking.
>>24118277
Do please tell how we are supposed to know you have a deep voice based on a fucking picture m8
>>24118231
nice where you from?
>>24118248
Thank you, that's an improvement.
>>24118272
I have nothing to hide so don't care. Look through my history, it's all youtube and this place anyway.
>>24118302
He looks like the kind of kid who hit puberty at like 12 but still turned out to be a manlet
>>24118312
I was joking, sorry mate.
>>24118086
that isn't a buzzcut
>>24118189
look better with it cut desu lad
>>24118272
no it doesn't, you need to get permission from a judge.
>>24118333
I'm 5'11.
Not that it makes a difference girls still view me as like 5'4.
>>24118272
I thought only the government would be able to access that information.
Where does it say non-government bodies can request that?
If it is to catch criminals why would someone unaffiliated with that job be even considered for access to that information?
>>24118353
lol yes it fucking does mate
enjoy having every job recruiter scoure your internet history for deviant porn or mental health support forums like this one
it's a good thing I use private browsing else I'd never ever get a job now
>>24118265
They were just messing, of course you should get her a card. It'd be rude not to ;)
>>24118342
it was but I tried leaving a bit on the top this time.
>>24118349
Thanks I guess..
Is Charlotte worth watching?
>>24118369
Iktf, I'm 6'0 and girls only view me pitifully, like I'm their little brother or something.
>>24118369
god fuck off
You had to ruin this thread didn't you? fucking attention seeking faggot
>>24118290
The proletariats are free, brother, whereas the outer party are not.
>>24118369
>I'm 5'11.
Manlets. When will they learn?
post you're height lads
i'm 6'3.5
>>24118391
I know you're fucking with me. I won't bring her a card. I had no idea it was that weird thing to do though.
I assumed since it's mostly women working and visiting there, they'd be bringing cards and shit for each other. Didn't want to offend by not.
>>24118450
5'11 but i tell girl I'm 6ft and they've never said I'm lying, had multiple girls so I'm really tall.
>>24118413
I'm keeping the thread alive
>>24118421
Never said I wasn't?
what you lot up to tonight
eating a burger watching eastenders here
>>24118457
>I know you're fucking with me.
I'm not joking man, if you don't get her a card she might be put off and give you a substandard haircut.
>berate this guy's hair the entire thread
>my haircut is worse than his
No I'm not posting it.
>>24117981
Go out for lunch
>6'
>Used to be obese, now just about overweight on the bmi
>Have a big ol' dick
Best thing is all my house mates go to the gym, I'm just eating properly.
>Mfw you can pump all the iron you want and it won't give you a glorious cannon betwixt your thighs
>>24118506
>I'm keeping the thread alive
Mate, thread would be alive without you. It's only 9pm. These threads don't die until like 2-3pm.
>>24118557
what's the point in having a big dick if no girls want to have sex with a fat guy?
>>24118521
Gonna watch Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, then maybe masturbatein a way unrelated to Harry Potter. Going through all the HP films at the moment. I can't watch a bunch of them in one sitting though because I have the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel with ADHD.
Deleted my pictures, sorry for ruining your thread.
>>24118584
I meant am.
FUCK SAKE
>>24118592
1&2 the best
Hermione was actually qt instead of annoying
Ron was a bro
comfy as fuck
>actually wearing robes and looking like wizards
Why oh why couldn't the rest of them be at that standard.
>>24118457
Here's an idea.
>Get haircut
>Ask her if she's sorted out Christmas presents
>Ask her what she's doing for Christmas
>Ask her for ideas for presents
>Ask her what she's hoping for (Don't buy it for her please)
>Ask her if she's seeing her family, friends, etc
It's not hard desu senpai, kek
Whose that guy who always goes on about chavs but claims he comes from a council estate himself?
Post a pic, I really want to see what you look like.
>>24118523
>if you don't get her a card she might be put off and give you a substandard haircut.
That's exactly what my original fear was. That she would start giving me shit cuts after being offended.
But it's too late to get me to make a fool of myself now. The original reaction answered my question.
>>24118555
>>24118333
>>24118277
>>24118233
>>24118199
>>24118188
>>24118144
>>24118055
>>24118022
>>24117988
>>24117955
>>24117877
Behold...repeating digits..
(fuckthebot(
>>24118586
I got laid when I was a fatty, had a gf and fuck buddy.
Since I've lost weight I've had more girls and more attractive girls, get way more attention in general. I've had girls ask me to get it out for them at parties and shit. Usually don't do it unless I'm fucked.
>>24118662
i want normies such as you to leave.
go to fucking int normies
>>24118629
>willingly making small talk
Fuck that senpai. I always give short one word answers to quickly send the message that I don't want to talk. She's caught on now. She only says hello and how are you these days.
>>24118652
Dude have you not heard that it's traditional to get your hair dresser a christmas card (atleast) or a christmas present if you get your haircut in november. baka tbqh famdam
>>24118662
>tfw had a gf when I was fat
>lost all the weight when we broke up but still didn't improve my confidence
>been lonely ever since
Fuck do I miss her
>>24118626
I know man, I want young Hermione as a little sister tbqh family.
The older movies are also my favourite, but I like the newer ones for what they are, too. I like how the movies got darker and darker. I felt like as I was growing up, I was watching Harry and the gang grow up too. I was on my seat for most of Deathly Hallows. Fantastic film-making, they're just pretty different atmospherically I suppose.
>>24118662
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>24118729
how do you get a girlfriend if you're fat
Couldn't have put it better myself
>>24118699
Piss off normie...
>>24118662
Would all of the normies who have had girlfriends and have friends please remove themselves from the thread~ Thanks in advance!
>>24118744
confidence
>>24118739
Yes, they were still good.
I went to see 5 like 3 times because I really crushed hard on Luna.
>>24118722
I know you're fucking with me, but you're still making me worried. You dick.
>>24118699
I want screeching redditors to leave too but we can't always get what we want.
>>24118729
Same senpai, I've been single for coming on 4 years now. I've had girls but not one I want to get serious with.
>>24117773
Blimey! ello chaps whats it wiff da queen nd all dat mates! sum tea and crumps aye am i rite?!
>>24118768
Also known as jus b urself ;)
>>24118744
I used to be a fun guy to be around but I gradually got more anti social and depressed and now nobody wants to hang around with me. I've been alone for the past 2 years
>>24118744
Money. Girls love a guy with shekels in case you hadn't noticed.
>>24118805
damn, why are women so shallow?
>>24118775
>>24118800
Oh poor fucking you. What a sad life you have. What a real tear jerker.
Fuck off.
>>24118800
I've been alone for the past 5 years
shit thread desu
>>24118805
I definitely don't have money, anyways we started dating in sixth form where my only source of income was 10 quid a week off my parents
>>24118818
>>24118822
Alright lads it's not a competition
>>24118805
Money or social status. Those are two things girls care about if you don't have looks.
If you're ugly, poor and friendless, then you're fucked.
>>24118662
>>24118022
WHY DON'T THESE CANCEROUS FUCKERS LEAVE?
GET THE FUCK OUT
I JUST WANT A PLACE THAT I CAN WALLOW IN MY SORROW WITHOUT BEING REMINDED THAT FUCKERS LIKE YOU EXIST.
I SEE YOU IN MY FLAT, I SEE YOU IN THE STREET, I SEE YOU IN MY CLASSES AND I SEE YOU IN MY SHITTY FUCKING JOB.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU NORMIE FUCKING CUNTS ON MY BOARD.
GET OUT.
>>24118822
Again, money. The very concept of it. And the very concept that men are the "providers" and have to share all that they earn so others can live easily.
>>24118717
Make an effort next time and see how it goes. You aren't asking her on a date or creeping on her, literally making conversation while you have a haircut. Stop being such a pussy m8.
>>24118741
>>24118761
umad??
>>24118822
I've been alone for the past 21 years.
>>24118774
I'm not messing with you.. Just get her the card trust me she'll be glad you did. Not all customers know/remember the november hairdresser christmas gift tradition.
>>24118848
>Make an effort next time and see how it goes.
Why though? I just want my hair cut. That's why i'm there m8.
>>24118818
I didn't make both of those, >>24118775 is me desu.
we need to make a rizon chat or something and ban all normies from it
>>24118022
you got C U C K E D
#tryagainnexttime
Lads desu desu lads post you are waifus alright lads desu
Image related my waifu whom I would die for.
>>24118868
It was aimed at both of you normie twats.
>>24118881
omegle has become a shithole
>>24118887
Fuck off virgin. Normies only tonight.
>>24118818
Different folks, different strokes. Just because their problems aren't the same as yours, doesn't mean they should feel any less shit about them. You fuck off.
>>24118843
>yfw they're both me
>>24118887
There you are.
Posting my waifu who makes every day that much brighter.
>>24118911
This isn't the place for them. They can go cry somewhere else. Again, fuck off normie.
>>24118885
keked how?
Stop projecting your fantasies breh
>>24118848
>umad??
Yes your post on this kazakstani pictowheel board has greatly affected my mood.
Just fuck off this place isn't for you.
>>24118887
She's my everything!
We should have a double date sometime, anon!
deftones are the shit lads, definitely in my top 5 favourite bands. great band
>>24118937
She asked you to go out with her, you didn't, she fucked 3 other guys by the time you saw her next.
You got kecked as fuck mate.
>>24118887
Nympho girl claimed, simply because I've never known an IRL girl like her who isn't completely grotty.
>>24118958
I would love to
>>24118959
why do so many normies listen to music all the time
>>24118887
Reporting in desu
>>24118961
>I'm meeting up with a girl I've gone on a couple of dates on for a "drink and smoke" this week
>Been sleeping with a girl I've know since I was a kid for the entirety of university
>Pretty sure one of the girls in my seminar likes me
I'm okay desu senpai, I might go and see her before terms out since I can go see my parents as well.
>>24119030
There's that fish woman again.
lads pls go to
>>>/out/
If a cute girl says to me 'how is a guy like you still a virgin haha' does she want to fuck?
I relate to Elliott Rodgers so much.
He was lucky though, he could afford a car, didn't live in a concrete jungle and was quite good looking.
He could take long walks through the park, I can't do that, last time I went to the park for a walk I got jumped by kids who go to my college for no reason.
I'm only 19 and have been through so much shit.
It's not fair.
>>24119037
she's a dinosaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJoKVjJDXSs
>>24119036
Oh I'm sure you're having a lot of "sex"... if by sex you mean watching your woman getting fucked by somebody else.
I don't mind having normies here as long as they shut the fuck up about their girlfriends and social life. Why would they even come here and not go to the /int/ britfeel? I think they get a kick out of bragging about their lives to us and driving us further into the dark abyss of sadness and emptiness.
>>24119074
>for no reason
probably because you're a fag and won't fight back
I used to be a bully, it's done because it's fun and because you let it happen
Another lonely night feeling lonely. Might have to start on the Jack Ds.
>>24119114
how can it be fun? making another person miserable is as low as you can go.
>>24119112
Normies always have to brag. It's what their whole life is based on. Why do you think facebook is so popular. It's just normies bragging.
>>24119072
>does she want to fuck?
Either that or she is surprised that other girls haven't already.
>>24119144
What right do you have to be happy?
>>24118406
No.
It has a somewhat interesting premise but it crashes so hard half way through.
Granted the last season has been pretty meek but it's not that great.
>>24119014
deftones isn't normie music. why would you not listen to music? one of the few things i enjoy in life
>>24119072
She's calling you a rapist mate. She wants to fulfill her rape fantasy through you.
>>24119163
I am laughing at you.
>>24119162
Maybe, she says it's weird to be a virign at the age of 18 and I said many guys are and she said sure with a winky face. I just think she is fucking with me tbqh
>>24119191
I'd be down for that unless it results in a rape charge
>>24119161
I wish they could just leave us alone. Seeing happy and joyous people IRL is bad enough but britfeel was my little hideaway and a safe haven and now I can't even come here without getting upset
>>24119114
I did fight back, you try fighting 5 people at the age if 16 by yourself and then not going to the police because you knew they wasn't going to believe you and if they did it would make it worse.
Does anyone here sometimes forget their name? It takes me a couple of seconds to remember it when I do
>>24119194
We'll see who is laughing when you turn up to your hot date, only to be met by seven others guy just like you. All of you waiting for the same girl who is never coming, and doesn't even exist.
>>24119163
What right do you have to upset other people?
>>24119216
I feel you senpai. Have a virtual hug.
>>24119233
I don't think you realise you aren't talking to the same guy you think you are.
None of that shit you said means anything to me.
But you are still pretty funny, thanks for the quality keks.
>>24119220
that reminds me of when I was 11 and some dickhead pushed me over and like 20 people started kicking the shit out of me. They broke/cracked all of my ribs and the school did nothing about it
>>24119229
Yes. The only people I really talk to are on the internet and I think I've become too adjusted to hearing my online handle in place of name.
I even slip into a different accent I put on for laughs while online without noticing.
>>24119275
I'll get my own back soon.
>>24118865
Fair enough lad. Thought you might want to try making conversation if you were thinking of giving her a card.
If she's always the one who cuts your hair you could give her a decent tip next time you get a cut and wish her happy holidays. Up to you though blud
>>24119216
desu they are probably just robots pretending to be normies taking the piss and shitposting.
>>24119297
I still hold a grudge against the people from school
at least I attacked one of them with a chair and on the last day of year 6 I went absolutely nuclear on one of them. I cracked a table because of how hard I slammed his head against it
>>24118813
To make the best out of the human species.
>>24119214
>Maybe, she says it's weird to be a virign at the age of 18 and I said many guys are and she said sure with a winky face.
I wouldn't read too much into that people are silly.
>>24119091
>Projecting this hard
top kuck amigo
>>24119321
How could someone find joy in upsetting others? I cannot stand people like that
>>24119188
because i dont want to hear noises all the time its so annoying if anyone talks about music and you say you dont listen and they dont even understand
>work tomorrow
>boss is a paki
>>24119415
have you tried listening to ambient music?
>>24119425
Quit. Seriously.
>>24119235
It's within my power to do so.
>>24119387
>Come on 4chan at 14
>Shut-in
>Extremely shy
>Fat
>Ugly
>Realise I need to not be like the people I'm reading about on here
>Make the effort
>Put myself out there
>Lots of failure and pain
>Also progress
>Pretty much a full normie now at 21
I'm still not attractive, 5/10 at the very best. You L I T T E R A L L Y just have to put yourself out there. >b ur self is also shit advice since often in cases like people here you need to change yourself as a person.
>>24119425
Then quit.
>have a gf
>inb4 REEEE
>things going along ok
>"anon where do you think we are heading?"
>not sure to be honest family and friends
>"well we should get more serious"
>she breaks out the I love you line
>ok, bit quick but I do actually feel the same way so say it back
>3 months later
>think everything is going ok
>"anon, don't you think we are moving too fast?"
>literally done nothing more than say I love you a few times
What the fuck do women actually want? Fuck this shit lads, getting a gf just makes you even more mentally ill
Lad from last night/early morning who posted about pulling an allnighter and going into work after making a Facebook album of over 400 asian girl pics. One coworker said it was weird, another said he liked the photos of them sitting on steps with their panties showing. Anyways, I still haven't slept and I'm finding more asian girl pics
>>24119545
Why exactly are you doing it?
>>24119487
Ask her what she actually wants. If she still does it then tell her it's over. That simple m8.
>>24119564
I'm not exactly sure, I just think it'd be cool to have a huge album dedicated to cute asian girls. The album is called 'important, suicide inducing, images' and I've made my bio on Facebook 'I want to die'
>>24119387
Makes them feel better about their own insecurities... Also they probably don't have muc joy in their lives themselves.
>>24119599
Well, take comfort that someday your wish will be granted, unlike most wishes in this world.
>>24119344
I'll get my own back soon
They don't realise how fucked up I am.
Even thinking about it gets me so angry.
I did it again..
>>24119483
>>24119451
But then how do i buy computer games and alchohol?
>>24119588
I'm going to do just that
I'm meeting her after work tomorrow, so going to take all the shit she has at my place in a bag with me and any bullshit I'm just gonna end it, even though it's going to kill me inside
pic unrelated
>>24119684
wew lad. chill focus on other stuff...
>>24119684
At least try
>0 Messages
G.
>>24119684
timestamp?
and yeah I get really worked up thinking about it. Especially the fact that to them it was just mindless fun to pass the time but to me it completely fucked me up for the rest of my life.
>>24119728
>"Och - a ned shat doon the chimney"
Every fucking time
>>24119599
>>24119545
good on ya lad. people will inevitably think you're a weirdo but it's clear you've arrived at a point in your life where you don't give a fuck
>>24119777
have a (You).
p.s. nice trips
>>24119770
Not my photo..
I want to do that 2 others
MB f
Jej..
Q 10010010001100101001001
I'm a normie but the /int/ Brit threads aren't even 1% as comfy as these, am I allowed to stay?
>>24119841
Thanks famicon.
>>24119859
No get out.
>>24119832
It's a good feel tbqh
>forced into going out next weekend
>tfw this will be my experience in a nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZCdIP_M4FI
>Met up with girl today
>went out for drinks, conversation flowing nicely, looking good
>go back to mine to chill and watch TV
>put arm around her and she seems a bit tense but eventually relaxed and cuddled up and held hands
>try to escalate & go for kiss, she dodges, I leave it
>as she's leaving I ask if she wants to do it again sometime
>says yes
>gives me very quick kiss as she's leaving
I don't think she's that into me bros.
thought I was finally going to experience
>tfw gf
>>24119892
what do you do for a job? aren't you worried about them seeing it and potentially losing your job? also, is that yura from girls day as your profile picture?
>>24119859
See >>24118843 and kindly fuck off
>>24119852
Pakiboo, that you?
I've jumped through some mental hoops to create some motivation. How does this sound?
>Exercise until I can do the One Punch Man training routine
>Do the One Punch Man training routine and feel fullfilled that I lived up to an anime.
>When people ask why, have a "I need to leave a prettier corpse" joke springloaded, laugh, then go deadpan and say I don't know, maybe then they'll even do something interesting.
>>24119859
No, fuck off twat.
>>24119931
I work in a supermarket, and I couldn't care that I lose my job, it'd probably make me happier if I did. Imagine explaining to future employers I got sacked for being suicidal and obsessed with asian girls kek. And nah I believe it's Masui Mio from Passpo
>>24119947
go for it lad
I started running a week ago and it's really helped my mood.
>>24119470
Agreed. 4chan has taught me so much about what I shouldn't be like
>>24119921
kek, she's isn't your gf
Sounds promising though. If that was your first date consider going out somewhere for drinks (Cocktail bars are good and often do 2 for 1 deals on weekdays) with her and heading back to yours/ hers. Don't jump her bones or anything. Give her a good kiss and leave it at that, escalate things on the third date.
Fuck lads, I just realized I have a few asian girls added on Facebook. I wonder how they're reacting to me having an album dedicated to cute asian girls
>>24119921
She's friendzoning you lad, you're going to be the one she calls when she has no plans and fancies a cheeky nandos instead of staying in - you're paying of course
Fuck these basic bitches 2bh
>>24119995
ahh ok. i'm assuming you still live with your parents, so aren't depending on your job to pay rent, bills etc. i'm sure you'll claw your way out of this suicidal phase you're experiencing
>>24120025
fuck it lad, too late now
>>24119997
Bit dark to go sprinting but I just did my 100 Squats.
I can run about 1.6 kilometers on average before I start to feel it. Should I try to get faster or go for stamina? Only so much time in the day to work with.
>>24120056
>i'm assuming you still live with your parents
Correct
>i'm sure you'll claw your way out of this suicidal phase you're experiencing
Fuck do I hope so, I've been suicidal for 2 years now, ever since I left college. Roughly the same time my obsession over asian girls began
>>24120082
go for stamina
going for speed right away absolutely kills your legs
Lads, if I start lifting now, would I see any noticeable gains before Christmas?
>inb4 /fit/
>>24120082
Look up the 'couch to 5k' and do it. Then there's another for going from 5 to 10k.
>>24119921
Sounds good man. Reckon you've got potential for a good thing there.
Was gonna greentext recent failures but pizza is here so Doctor Who is happening
Anons, I've never been arsed to look but does the gobbermints offer anything for autism? I can fake it decently enough. I just want dosh.
>>24120134
You might but no one will be able to tell in clothes
>>24120173
Yes. You can get autismbux if you're bad enough.
>>24120134
/fit/ here
Yes and no.
You will notice changes in the first month. Family & friends notice within 3-4 months.
To get openly mired by girls takes at least a year, if you're starting from a solid base.
>>24120134
You won't get big noticeable gains in just a month. Start now though and you could have a decent body for summer.
Right lads gonna go and make one of these:
(pic related).
Wish me luck.
>>24120198
I'll have to ask my autistic friend for lessons. Cheers anon.
>>24120096
set yourself achievable goals to improve your life and the way you feel about yourself, you'll be making progress in no time. baby steps m8
>>24120217
>>24120212
>>24120193
Cheers lads
im gonna do it lads. im gonna apply for morrisons
My friend is on a date and is texting me for advice. How am I supposed to be helpful? I've been single forever
Ideas?
>>24120257
Idk mate, I'm perfectly happy coasting through life until I die. Hopefully before I hit middle aged
do girls like it if you tell them you are good at cooking or will they think its gay??????
>>24120293
By the way, I think he's trying to leave but can't.
>>24120290
more reasons to work at morrisonswait no
>>24120296
same, coasting through life is perfectly fine. you don't want to be feeling suicidal your entire life though
>>24120317
it's an 'added bonus' in their opinion, on top of their already ridiculous expectations. Cooking's pretty easy though. Go for exotic looking, but easy to prepare meals, that way people think you're a pro.
>>24120365
i am pretty good at it and always make exotic stuff so my mum thinks im not a failure
>>24120296
There's nothing wrong with coasting lad. Stay relaxed, stay contented. The only thing that comes with ambitiousness for 95% of people ends in failure. The idea of having to live ambitiously is a lie propagated by older generations jealous of their perceived ease with which we live.
>>24119036
Has there been a noticeable influx of normie converts, from having started their first year of sex & alcohol school? Been away for a while, lads.
>>24120383
good l a d. this is my go to if i want to seem good at cooking, though it's mostly just a lot of prep and not much cooking. fucking tasty af too: hellofresh.co.uk/recipe/detail/553652f46ced6e7d068b4567/protein-packed-chorizo-quinoa-and-almond-jumble/
>>24120290
Don't do it friend, it's not worth it
Thinking on watching some old carry on films online. Do they still hold up well lads?
SMOKE IT
TOOK IT
DEAL IT
BREAK IT
>>24120325
>>24120454
i got no choice mates. at 24 my family have finally had enough.
>>24120423
I'm 21 in my third and final year of university. Top lel, stay mad kiddo
Take a sip of my secret potion, I'll make you falldown for easy rape
>>24120466
maybe if your banned from watching porn
>>24120466
Carry on Abroad is funny as fuck to this day lad
Never fails to cheer me up
>>24120466
the only things funny about carry on films now are the shitty acting and occasional slapstick moment. still worth a watch if you're really bored though
>>24120493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
fuck off potion seller
>>24120478
fair enough l a d, morrisons seems like a better gig than fucking co-op or spar etc. waitrose is meant to be a good gig too.
>>24120466
>not watching the confessions films instead whilst having a cheeky wank
>>24120569
Fucking based 70's tits, truly the golden age
>le wrong generation face xD
