What's your favorite sex position, Anon?

>>24088753

its video games

>>24088753
The one with my dick in my hand and a vidya game in the other.

Missionary for sure.

Gotta make sure she gets pregnant.

Doggy style with a Hitachi magic wand underneath

>>24088753
It's rape[/spoiler/]

>>24088857
Underneath what?

>>24088773
Oh ho ho ho, did someone click on the wrong board?
ho ho ho ho ho

>>24088753

People look at me weird whenever I say cowgirl. I don't know why.

>>24088753
>What's your favorite sex position, Anon?

You sat on my face, slut.

>>24088903
The clitoris.

Top to bottom: male, female, Hitachi magic wand

>>24089056
>People look at me weird whenever I say cowgirl. I don't know why.

Really? It's the perfect position - you can see her and her tits jiggling, and you don't have have to do anything. Missionary is boring - can't see anything except a pillow (I'm 6'3").

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>>24088753
2smug2care

>>24088753
Cowgirl if nice boobs.
Missionary if nice face.
Doggy if nice ass.
Missionary if not nice any.
Cowgirl if nice all.

>>24089056
They shouldn't. It gives both parties lots of control and power, not many other positions can claim this.

>>24088920

not that guy but sometimes I can't tell the difference between this board and /v/ either

Doggy because I've only had sex with very ugly people, and only ever will.

>>24088753
Doggy. I just love the feeling when someone takes me from behind.

>>24088753
>I don't believe in sex.

There, was it so difficult? These threads are dumb.

missionary for maximum prostate tickling

Only normies have sex. these threads are weak desu

Missionary while the girl leg locks. Love it when a girl wants my seed.

>>24089150
Too autistic m8. Just fuck em all up the arse.

Reverse missionary. At least I think it's called that.