IF I DON'T GET THE GF I'M ENTITLED TO AS A MALE HUMAN BEING BY MIDNIGHT I WILL THROW MY MOM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. SHE IS A GOOD LADY WHO VOLUNTEERS FOR MEALS ON WHEELS, DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS FEMANONS.
>>24064307
Hold on there, buddy
What will you even do with a girlfriend?
>>24064368
MAYBE CUDDLE A BIT WHILE WATCHING ANIME
>>24064389
That's it?
You can just do that with your mom, dude.
>>24064456
I GOT DRUNK AND TRIED TO HIT ON MY MOM ONCE BUT SHE JUST PRETENDED LIKE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
>>24064389
Cuddle your Mom and watch Anime
>>24064456
>>24064579
crisis averted.
>>24064579
REEE I ALREADY SAID MY MOM FRIENDZONED
Hahahaaaaa lol time to sign out OP. Time to sign the fuck out...
Someone post the "feels on wheels" Wojack.
>>24064685
how about you stop being a crungey faggot and kill yourself
>>24064602
>friendzoned by your own mom
this is truly next level
>entitled
just kill yourself autistic retard
>>24064307
Lel, I feel like I'm in a zoo, in a robot zoo, watching robots being angry in their cages
