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>go outside
>couples your age everywhere
>imagine the baggage and financial drain
>don't feel sorry for them
Listen, anon, I hate to break it to you but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, anon, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, anon. Rise above. Focus on science.
>there are people your age that have had sex so much with their partner that they literally grow bored of it
>Smiling and happy picture of newlyweds in paper is a guy you went to school with
>>23388756
>go outside
>see Indian with a blonde girl
That's why when I decide to kill myself, I'm gonna make reservations at a popular restaurant for Valentine's Day so I can be around all the happy couples, then blow my fucking brains out to traumatize them.
Might try to get their attention first so I know everyone can see, but I'm only gonna harm myself.
>>23388948
Just got out of a relationship, and you sir, you made me feel better. Was feeling shitty for a week, and this felt better than anything anyone else has said this week.
Thanks man.
>going outside
>>23389617
Now that's just depressing. They're fucking hideous most of the time.
I was in one of those couples you saw. You should know that I'm probably just as miserable as you.
>>23388948
>your parents are gonna do it
They've been married for 35 years and I don't see any signs of strain. My grandparents have been married for nearly 60 and still get so affectionate it makes me ill. Stop projecting, you miserable alcoholic narcissist.
>tfw getting back in touch with a qt Korean Christian from college
I'm gonna make it.
>driving with normie co-worker
we decide to get mcdonals
>our food is handed to us by some girl
>"you know that girl back there? a guy I know had a threesome with her and some other girl"
god damn it I thought sexual promiscuity was just a meme
>go outside
>kids having sex everywhere
