Are there really no fembots on this board?
If you do claim to be a "fembot", what's it like?
>>24543234
>yfw i actually got a fembot gf that looks pretty close to your pic related
made me kek
>>24543247
What a qt she must be then.
Enjoy your cute fembot gf.
>>24543234
>If you do claim to be a "fembot", what's it like?
You get a two-sided response. You have one half of people assaulting you and calling you a rostie, and you have the other half praising you and asking you to become their gf.
>>24543273
thanks anon, have some /m/.
>>24543285
Have you tried fucking leavingroastie
>>24543324
Feddies off my board NOW
>>24543234
it okay, u dont think about it most of the time honestly
>>24543285
plz be my ggggffffff
please
>>24543285
be my gf plsorignial comment
>>24543360
>called a feddie
tfw
>>24543285
Shut the fuck up Roastie whore
>>24543285
What type of porn/hentai do you like, fembot?
>>24543415
Fanfictions and doujinshis mostly. I can't stand porn videos and yaoi.
My fetishes include baseball uniforms, crossdressing, robots, bishie monsters and twincest.
I am a fembot.
> 23 year old kissless virgin
> work full time and all my coworkers are old
> my parents are my only friends
>>24543699
Are you fat?
If you arent more than 60kg I am genuinely interested about what happened.
>>24543766
Oh fuck off, 60kg is only 132 lbs, and I weigh 130 lbs and I am not fat. This is proof that men have insanely high standards. 130 lbs isn't even fat, but to men it may as well be morbidly obese.
>>24543234
>Are there really no fembots on this board?
We make up half the population. Of course there are.
>If you do claim to be a "fembot", what's it like?
That's a very vague question, OP. If you're talking about what it's like on this board, it's demeaning. You have to go out of your way to not bring up anything that could signify your gender and if you mistep suddenly you're bombarded with "YOU'RE NOT A REAL ROBOT" in situations where if they didn't think you had a vagina, they wouldn't even bat an eye.
>>24543819
And now her roast begins
I try to avoid revealing being a girl at all costs. When you do the only responses you get 99% of the time are "fuck off roastie/slut" and "be my gf". neither of which leads to discussion. By simply avoiding the whole "look I'm a girl" part and blending in as another robot I've been able to partake in many discussions without bullshit.
>>24543920
No. 130 lbs isn't fat. I don't even look fat. I don't even look like those freaking "high test" women. But to men, 130 lbs is fat. Men don't like anything but the top 20% of women.
>>24543819
My mom is approximately 56kg in winter and 53 kg in summer. She is about 170 cm high. If she can do it, whats your excuse?
>"fembot", what's it like?
Avoid mentioning gender unless in a chat/hook up thread.
I've met some cool people from 4chan.
>25
>have casual sex
>make enough money to impulsively buy things
Life's good :)
>>24543979
It's interesting to think that women on this board are the same as the men as far as gender hatred, just directed differently.
>>24543986
I'm only like 7lbs less than your mom and you are all getting butthurt.
It's a shame that men care so much about 7 pounds.
Typical male. Complains about being lonely and then considers perfectly good options to be below him.
And I lift weights. I could probably tackle you or your mom and win.
>>24544059
And it's a shame that men only want the top 20% of women but then complain about being alone.
>>24543285
Please B my gf, roastie whore.
>>24543979
Thats not fucking true at all. 130 isnt fat at all, im sure a ton of guys on here and irl would happily date you.
>>24544084
I am not lonely dafuq
But I would love to see that. Where are you from?
>>24543819
>being this bitter
>getting this defensive
You're fat, cumdumpster. Deal with it.
This sounds suspiciously like mystery without his trip on.
>>24543234
who gives a fucking shit faggot women are not welcoming here because they have a vagina therefore there will always be a guy that wants to fuck her.
>>24544258
I've never used a trip before, or heard of "mysery".
>>24544258
nuhuhh mystery is a perfect waifu maiden and not a filthy boy
>>24543819
>60kg
>fat
Only if you're below 1.50m
>>24544296
that artist animates the hottest stuff ever
>using your gender for attention on r9k
no thank you
>>24544111
How is that true? Im sure theres a ton of guys you know that would happily date you. Id easily date anything over a 4. How is that only liking the top 20%?? All my friends at school agree that guys have lower standards and are willing to date below their level.
>>24544111
Did I step into bizarro land or something? On average women date up, men date down.
>>24544363
Exactly! And she isnt even responding >.>
>>24544335
hey wan sum fuk?
pls respond
Fembots (completely garbage term) are only here because you all enable them. They will always be here so long as even one of you will orbit them and encourage their shenanigans, and I can guarantee there will always be plenty of betas here willing to do so.
>>24544111
and it's a shame that posts like this will get 1000 "be my gf" replies and then women still think male hypergamy exists.be my gf plz
>>24544319
That's very true.
>>24544111
This must be bait
>>24544407
I assume it's just a guy trolling every time
>>24543869
You aren't a robot, though. Just accept it and fuck off to /soc/
>>24544084
How much of that is fat?
>>24543869
> We make up half the population. Of course there are.
kek
>>24543285
Insults are not an "assault" you dumb roastie bitch
>>24543273
>>24543415
>>24544296
>>24544418
Artist or source?
>>24544608
sys3.6.3 (zankuro)
I recommend his /ss/ and straight trap stuff
>>24544608
Artist is Zankuro/sys3.6.3
>>24544340
For you a "4" is like Sketch from Skins
>>24544379
I was in the shower
>>24544222
No, you already called me fat
>>24544205
This is what people here say but it's not true
>>24544485
I'm real
>>24544527
I don't know
>>24544952
whats your height, family?
>>24545032
5'2 is my height
In before people call me obese
>>24543234
Silly OP, there is no such thing as a fembot.
>>24545200
I swear this guy posted his picture earlier. I wasn't enough of a dick to save it after he deleted the post, but I recall someone exactly like him.
>>24543924
>I try to avoid revealing being a girl at all costs. When you do the only responses you get 99% of the time are "fuck off roastie/slut" and "be my gf". neither of which leads to discussion. By simply avoiding the whole "look I'm a girl" part and blending in as another robot I've been able to partake in many discussions without bullshit.
You say that like thats a bad thing when thats what you should be doing for an anonymous image board. Also now tits or gtfo you filth roastie whore.
>>24545255
No, you dip. That's a legitimately emphatic response. Nice dubs.
>>24545179
Sounds like a little bit too much, but the people on google images look fine.
>>24544952
So you dont want to kick my ass because i called you fat? XD
Ooh well whatever
>>24545179
I weigh 10 kg less than you at the same height and I thought I was chubby. I lack the skinny bitch metabolism and I eat candy erryday. How much do you even eat you lazy fatty? Go outside, stop drinking cola already.
Do women even date average men?
I don't think I've ever seen that happen before.
>>24545451
I don't eat candy. I don't drink soda. I don't eat sweets. I don't eat bread or rice or pasta. I don't eat anything. I also lift weights daily and I walk/run 8-10 miles a day. I also drink about 3 liters of water a day.
BUT ITS STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEN
>>24545472
yes, they do
but you find average women repulsive
you only want a model
>>24545197
>>24545530
Then it might be musclewheight. Muscles deserve respect. (I wish I had muscles)
Eitherways I'm sure you'll be able to find someone. Get Tinder or something. Don't listen to my advice since I'm a hopless virgin as well. But I'm saving it for my future bf/husbando. The problem is when I actually like someone, I get too shy to show it. One day I'll be brave enough ;_;
>>24545530
what do you eat? post a picture of a similar body
>>24543247
man, I'm jealous. That drawing looks high test, and pure
There are no real fembots. I have offered to date any one of them so long as they weren't horribly obese. Which is reasonable since I'm nowhere near obese.
I am ugly as sin so I stay in my room and avoid irl communication, I like being along I don't think I even want a relationship but then sometimes I wonder what it is like to kiss someone.
>>24545530
>Men want models.
Nah, I just want a girl with a cute face and a cute body. I don't need perfection or anywhere near it.
All I really need from any woman isher extra time and herKISS
I'm attractive, but chose not to participate in this shitty society. Completely content being a virgin and not having a bf.
>>24544084
>I could probably tackle you or your mom and win.
hahaha I like you
this comment is kinda originalblox
>>24544084
>I could probably tackle you or your mom and win.
>tee hee, I'm a big strong girl
Please stop and accept your place as the inferior sex.
>>24545530
Weight don't mean shit. Post height, bust, waist, and hip measurements.
Can a fembot on here just do a quick "rating" of the races?
I'm talking mostly white, black, asian, indian, etc.
I want to know what girls like. pls help.
>>24545530
bread is literally hitler, I tell you.
Are you the girl that does squats and has the name prepared for her 12 cats?
>>24546171
Fem"bot"s only like white men and Korean twinks.
>>24543247
Minus the tits and plus the fat?
>>24545926
Nice, exactly the same as me except I'm male.
>>24544258
Mystery is definitely a girl, you dumb kek.
>be old
>be ugly
>be undesirable towards all of the opposite sex for anything more than sex, which you do not want because of your low libido
>have no redeemable qualities, no hobbies, no desire to live
>have no ability or desire to socialize with other human beings
It sucks but at least I have /r9k/
>>24543699
I will fly to you and have sex with you and be your bf if you want.
>>24546314
Fuck off reddit. Get off my board.
>>24546171
nigger dick only
>>24546324
>accusing me of being from reddit
k e eee eeeeek lol
>>24544258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kqXNTEWoda
>>24546171
I'm white and I only date whites.
I would consider dating an asian(since I'm a weeb) Dad would flip out since he believes our family should be kept clean from others, so whites only.
I don't much care for other races since I never found them attractrive in the first place.
>>24546171
I'm white so I only like white men. It's not racist, it's natural to prefer your own race. I like blonde haired, blue eyed, short, twinky white boys. I can't help it, they just seem so non-threatening and cute.
>>24546363
not sure if b8 m8
also, are you fat?
>>24546314
/r9k/ is worse than nothing. Find some other old ugly spinsters to be friends with.
>>24546324
You are reddit tho
>>24546352
Reddit go
>>24546363
>>24546219
Exactly what I said.
>>24546403
You are the reddit. Women who come here yet refuse to date real robots are reddit.
>>24546390
I tried, believe me. I tried. It didn't go over so well. With other bi/hetero women, it is very hard to be as anti-male as I am, they still tend to show some empathy towards men whereas I show very little. So we clash.
With lesbians, I think they can sense that I am an outsider, so they never fully open up to me. A lot of transgirls are just plain normies, so I am hesitant to touching girldick.
I've lived an honest, hardworking life and this is its culmination, shit posting on /r9k/.
>>24546363
Whatever
158cm 48-50 kg
>>24546411
I like you
>>24543234
Your life is shit.
You have no power to do anything
You're stupid
You're depressed
Your ambition is fruitless when girls sick dick just to get ahead of you
You sit in your room and wonder how the next day will go although you have no future but to die alone and empty
Complete disconnect
You don't know what relationships even encompass trying to get into a relationship is like trying to win the lottery.
Making friends is like trying to give reason to a dog.
>>24546431
>refuse to date real robots
Nah, you're new. I tried meeting robots. They're all degenerate failed normies with harmes of femanons.
The ones that don't have femanon harems are hypersexual deviants. I'm talking:
>waifufags with 12,000 pictures of their 3d /tv/ waifus saved to their pc
>limp-dicked porn addicts with 2TBs of organized pornography
>pedophiles who won't stop showing me pictures of their qt lil gfs
>30 year old men who think it is acceptable to brag about their 15 year old conquests to me
Yeah, no. I'd rather be alone than a cuCk. I hate this notion that after rejecting me for most of my life, now that they've gotten bored with their staceysluts they can live off of me. Fuck that, fuck you.
>>24543247
she's not a fembot then
This is literally double think
>>24546473
So essentially, you're a normie?
>>24546483
>They're all degenerate failed normies with harmes of femanons.
I wish.
>>24543285
>half of men she meets wants to praise her
>half of the men she meets wants to date her
>GUYS FEMBOTS EXIST!!!!
>WE EXIST GUYS!!
>WOMEN AN BE ROBOTS TOOO
Nothing makes me more angry than this "fembot" meme
fuck off
>>24546483
If you don't do it anymore, then you clearly are refusing to date real robots. You USED to. Not anymore. Now there is no use for you here. Go on to reddit.
>>24546494
How am I a normie?
>>24546508
I strongly urge all fembots on this board to reconsider meeting any males off of this board. They WILL cuCk you, under no circumstances will they be honest.
You WILL be a practice gf until someone hotter/younger shows them attention. Then you will be ignored and resented and called crazy.
>>24546483
The reason you can't get a boyfriend is because you're dishonest and because you can't have faith in someone and put effort into the relationship for more than ten minutes at a time.
FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A LINE OF MEN WILLING TO DATE YOU, NOT JUST FUCK YOU
FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A LINE OF MEN WILLING TO DATE YOU, NOT JUST FUCK YOU
FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A LINE OF MEN WILLING TO DATE YOU, NOT JUST FUCK YOU
FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A LINE OF MEN WILLING TO DATE YOU, NOT JUST FUCK YOU
FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A LINE OF MEN WILLING TO DATE YOU, NOT JUST FUCK YOU
FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A LINE OF MEN WILLING TO DATE YOU, NOT JUST FUCK YOU
FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A LINE OF MEN WILLING TO DATE YOU, NOT JUST FUCK YOU
>>24546532
Because you have a vagina. Being a woman gives you a far higher societal worth than any virgin male. You're on tutorial mode. You literally cannot complain. You can say "oh I'm so lonely" and millions of guys will come running.
That being said, be my gf.
>>24546535
This.
All the robots here just try to guilt trip women into being their tempgfs until they have leeched enough of their resources to not meme all the fucking time.
>>24543234
the entire internet is actually one person
>>24546535
You're right.
I got kekked by eggman and some girl from /soc/.
>>24546483
mystery why are you such a qt.
your voice is cute, the way you talk is cute.
I even know some of your past troubles and how it effected you.
I'm basically your bf at this point.
It's okay, we don't have to have sex. We can just hold hands and cuddle and watch movies
>>24546565
Jesus Christ. This is like a satire of real life
>female
>uses a tripcode for EXTRA attention because her posts are EXTRA important
>probably not even a virgin
>has had online boyfriends
>GUISE IM SO LONELY ;;;;_;;;;;
>IM A ROBOT TOOOOOOO
Do you ever just stop, take your hands of your keyboard, and look in the mirror to realize what an idiot you are?
Also
filtered ;)
>>24546594
she doesnt like beta boys stop trying
I'd date any race/ethnicity except for Indian desu
>>24546563
Unfortunately that's not how the real world works. I am not living a game that can be beaten. And being a conartist does not help you in any other way that is not material or capital.
You aren't going to move into my State to be my actual bf nor have we developed any connection nor is there a guarentee of the relationship continuing.
I may have said I was stupid but that is in other matter. I surely can think and reason.
>>24546596
Filter me all you want I don't even need to use my tripcode that I rarely use anyway.
>>24546619
Further proof that all women are normies. If you aren't lonely enough to jump at the opportunity to have A N Y kind of relationship, long distance included, than you don't belong here. You cannot experience genuine loneliness. You're "too good" for long distance right? Fuck you
>>24546636
I'd prefer you use your tripcode so I never have to see your posts
You're a literal stereotype as all "fembots" are
>>24546581
T R U E THAT FEMBOT.
Eggman is a failed normiechad.
>>24546565
THIS. FEMBOT UPRISING WHEN?
>>24546594
When can we do this?
>>24546535
What's your sample size, mystery? Why do you generalize so much?
>>24546652
To be quality honest, family, I wouldn't want to meet random fembots either.
>>24546661
>FEMBOT UPRISING
Maybe when you get half the strength I have, slut.
>>24546661
i want to know what size your breasts are, mystery? what cup size do you use?
>>24546171
from best to worst
>white
>asian
>latino
>indian
>black
>>24546678
Then you are a normie too.
Obesity is my S O L E deal-breaker ffs.
>>24546678
Probably in the 100s by this point.
>>24546682
>using strength
Why use strength when there are guns, you limpdicked fuckhead?
>>24546714
>Probably in the 100s by this point.
You met 100s of robots irl?
>>24546703
>implying most bots are not fat af
>>24546693
COWTIT-SIZED
>>24546652
Since when are robots successful with tons of money that they can even afford to leave their rooms? Since when are robots having jobs? Last time I checked we were all pathetic excuses for humans that can't even help each other if we tried. But you CAN do this and you consider yourself a robot? Fuck off wagekek. Enjoying your holiday posting right? Well not for long because after today you'll have to get right back to work.
I'm going to go enjoy my video games now if you'll excuse me from this kek thread.
>>24546725
No, I block them when they reveal their degeneracy, which is usually early on, see: >>24546483
I refuse to be cucKed by the average man. They can masquerade as intelligent human beings capable of feeling on /r9k/ as much as they want. I see the truth. Nothing but hypergamous, shallow, superficial, spoiled, greedy harpies.
>>24546714
>she thinks I wouldn't disarm her
>>24546725
I'm not fat though. So I wouldn't want a fatty.
>>24546714
>add thousands of guys every day and ask each of them to be your bf
>be surprised when they all put the same amount of effort into it that you do, which is none whatsoever
Mystery, everybody.
>>24546652
Taking pride in your suffering is very important to a robot for some reason. I would probably be more unlucky in a unwanted relationship anyways. Besides it would be disprespectful to use someone like that. I'd rather save my virginity to someone I actually like.
>>24546752
>black
literally incapable of being a true robot. please go. maybe to twitter or something.
Please refer to pic related
I always thought that just like men, femanons were the lowest in the social ladder.
A woman who can not get the attention of top males and has instead look for the attention of low-tier men has clearly failed in her role as a women, didn't she?
>>24546714
>implying women know how to use guns
>implying you could actually function in a combat situation without breaking down and crying for daddy to come you
>>24546772
Nice meme, but no full blooded people can't be robots. Only mixed people like myself and Elliot.
>>24546772
Why do you hate men this much mystery.
We're not degenerate porn addicts waiting to fuck the nearest 6 year old.
We built this society, remember?
We're pretty handy.
>>24546810
*can
I'm on mobile, my apologies
>>24546745
>posts here
>calls others degenerate
fembots...
Anyway, so your only requirements are being a non-degenerate and not having a harem of femanons?
>>24546752
You implied that my standard was too high. I implied it's just the same as yours.
>>24546758
This.
Just out of curiosity, where do fembots hang out in real life? Are you just sitting in front of your pc everyday?
I actually never had problems when it comes to dating, but i lose interest very fast because normie girls are either boring or fucking cancer. I think fembots are pretty much the only girls i would get interested in, so where the hell can i find you?
>>24546758
I reject them the second they tell me about how much they are going to cuCk me with some 13 year old slut.
>>24546784
My dad taught me how to shoot when I was a wee lass.
>>24546825
>We're not degenerate porn addicts waiting to fuck the nearest 6 year old.
You built this society while fucking 6 year olds, don't flatter yourself. Female empathy and nurture is what brought civilization about from savagery. If it were up to men, they'd be bartering in toddlers by now.
>>24546844
Literally yes. No degeneracy, porn addiction, pedophilia or harems. And preferably whiteness so we can save the white race.
Unfortunately this is too much to ask for.
>>24546865
>Are you just sitting in front of your pc everyday?
Yes.
>>24546865
>Are you just sitting in front of your pc everyday?
yes. sometimes im in the woods though.
>>24546779
A true fembot would be a woman who is so repulsive that not even the lowest of men would want her. That even the biggest of robots would reject her if she asked them out.
There are no such things as 'fembots'. It is impossible. And I'm a femanon.
>>24546882
I fit all of that. You are too damaged, though. I value my sanity.
>>24546913
Leave this board then. Literally. You are no robot.
>>>/reddit/
>>24546868
But mystery you have it all wrong. I don't want to fuck 6 year olds.. I find them cute, yes, and I'm protective of them, and I want to be a role model to them. There's nothing sexual there.
Pedophiles are not the default state of men.
We would much rather fuck while knowing it means something in a relationship. Stop thinking men are mindless retarded drones with boners.
We want love, compassion, empathy and companionship just as much as you. Altough we probably won't show it as well.
>>24546619
>>You aren't going to move into my State to be my actual bf
Yeah I will, let's do it.
>>24546946
It's just hyperbole. If you wouldn't fuck a 6 year old, you'd cuCk me with a 16 year old. Men are incapable of loyalty. Lower than dogs.
>>24546865
Yep Pc all day.. ;_;
But I take long walks 2 times a week and read books at my local graveryard. But not so much now since it's getting cold.
Sometimes I go to conventions to meet internet firends and cosplay. Girls at conventions are desperate so you might have a chance.
hiro should filter fembot into femwhore
>>24546934
>i have it worse, therefore you are not a robot
Yeah, sure. You are just damaged. All this shit with pedophilia, etc.
>>24546868
No one is going to take you seriously, because you ask literally every boy on 4chan to be your boyfriend. This proves that you aren't serious about it at all, and that's the entire problem. If you made an actual effort, things would be different.
You're also very chameleon-like. You pretend to be whatever it is the person you're talking to likes, and this makes you very untrustworthy.
>>24546961
You don't deserve to utter the word "loyalty."
>Ask a someone to be your bf
>Post five minutes later asking someone the same thing
How does this add up?
>>24546946
At the end of the day you're still a disgusting pedophile so really nothing you say can even justify what you want to do.
>>24546986
How am I at fault for rejecting pedophiles and waifufags? I refuse to date a degenerate.
Men don't want me because I'm ugly and they have high standards. End of.
>>24546961
Do you find the idea of 2 people growing old together totally unrealistic or something?
That's all I want.
A gf, a wife, kids etc.
I'm not alone. This is most men out there. Most men speaking to you now.
Hell, I would love to be with you, but I know you disgard me straight away because apparantly I'm just a pedophile fuck machine.
Loving someone truely, and for all time, is amazing. It's something EVERYONE should stride to achieve. It's beautiful and pefect.
You have the oppertunity with one of us robots.
I will probably die alone, but I'll still find it beautiful if you, or anyone, can love like that.
>>24547006
>all men are degenerates
>how am i at fault for rejecting degenerates
That's how.
>>24546965
>reading in a graveyard
be my gf
>>24547044
Yes, it's unrealistic because men are incapable of staying loyal to one person. I like how you still haven't denied this. You know that people grow old together because women are too beta to leave their cheating husbands, right?
>>24546965
>graveyard
You sound fun. Do you have a toy skull or something like that? I like girls that know how to appreciate death
>>24547006
I'm neither of those things and I'm sure there are countless others who were so dejected by your behavior that they did not feel like continuing trying.
>>24547081
>keeps ignoring the robots who offered to be her bf
It's like you don't even want a bf.
>>24547081
Again, men are not mindless boner drones.
Men cheat, women cheat, everyone cheats.
It's part of our fucked up "hook-up" culture.
Degeneracy will be our downfall. The fact that men and women (attractive ones) can so easily find a new hole, or stick to use is disgusting.
Loyality is not valued the same way it was before.
But it's still not mens fault. At least not all of it. The only girl I ever cared about was on a cock 14 hours after she told me to get out. Apparantly I was not good enough.
>>24547137
I always drop my email[email protected]but no one ever e-mails me.
>>24547148
It's mostly male fault.
>>24543234
Will a femanon post of pic of themselves wearing a top like that. Do they even make clothes that look like that? Just curious
>>24547118
This.
>have nice conversation with mystery
>go to bed
>wake up and see her posts in a fembot thread
>in the meantime she has ask 14 other guys to be her bf
>oh well
>>24547077
I'll be waiting for you the next time I'm there.
>>24547115
I'm not egdy enough heh. But I do have a Dollfie Dream if you think dolls are creepy.
Dead people are the most peaceful after all. It feels good being a Christian because death itself doesn't bother me.
>>24546882
>>24546887
>yes
Well, not surprised, but still. Fuck. Someone should make a non-normie tindr or some shit, so even 24/7pc-fags could have the possibility of finding one another without going outside.
>>24546965
>read books at my local graveryard
Sounds comfy.
>Girls at conventions are desperate so you might have a chance
Thought about it sometimes, but there are not many conventions around where i live, secondly i only have normalfag colleagues who would never go there, so no matter how desperate those girls at convetions may be, going there alone as a 23 year old guy would make me the most desperate one of all.
>>24547179
Oh yeah, sure, it's just men.
Never mind the fact that women always have 3 backup betas on the ready just in case.
Look, I want the same thing you do.
I just don't understand how can blame it all on us men.
Love is beautiful. A hole isn't.
It's nice, yes, but it's temporary.
At the end of the day, I want to be a nice old man, sitting on my porch in a chair while my grandkids play in the garden.
Is it impossible for you to see that men, also, want this?
>>24547179
Probably becase you're a horrible person and a whore. You deserve to be cvcked, you frigid bitch you.
>>24547190
It's a troll you retard, how doesn't everyone have it blocked yet? It roleplayed a dozen different things on this board already, does no one look up the archive ever?
>>24547291
But when I hear her voice it's just.. so real.
It tugs on my heart and makes my legs weak.
>>24547190
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T FEED ME ATTENTION I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU DON'T WANT ME ANYMORE REEEEEEEEE
>>24547253
1% of men and 99% of women
>>24547335
Yes, then stop complaining about pedophiles and whatever nonsense. It is your own fault, like you just admitted.
>>24547246
>I'll be waiting for you
I'm serious, though.
Which cemetery do you usually read at?
>>24547246
>I'm not egdy enough heh. But I do have a Dollfie Dream if you think dolls are creepy.
>Dead people are the most peaceful after all. It feels good being a Christian because death itself doesn't bother me.
On second thoughts, you don't sound all that interesting, just autistic like the est of us. Man, I think I will never find a girl that like death as much as I do
>>24547356
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24547319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s096f2rL15mdreading from a script
>>24547252
>Well, not surprised, but still. Fuck. Someone should make a non-normie tindr or some shit, so even 24/7pc-fags could have the possibility of finding one another without going outside.
You know very well that idea would not work because chad would invade it to prey on the vulnerable low-selfesteem girls
>>24547335
Okay mystery, I'm here if you want to talk.
I like you a lot, and we seem to have the same values
>>24547335
fuck off and fuck the robot too
>>24546352
Could you tell me you love me, in a vocaroo?please
>>24547252
It's very easy to make fiends at convetions. I always end up with unwanted people following me around. A lot of people go there alone to buy merch/take photos/see guests /whatever. As long as you're interested in the convention itself you won't come off as odd. Why don't you try to cosplay. Gurls loove male cosplayers. >>24547363
Ostra kyrkogarden, Gothenburg
You're probably very far away.
>>24547393
I'm sure there is. I've met one but I don't know where she is now. The most interesting type of people tend to stay away form social media after all.
>>24547505
See >>24547405
I'm one step ahead of you
>>24547520
Do you want a boyfriend?
>>24547405
QT voice /10.
>>24547405
How old are you? What part of the US do you live in?
>>24547520
>I'm sure there is. I've met one but I don't know where she is now. The most interesting type of people tend to stay away form social media after all.
Yeah, that's the problem. People I would be interested in are usually also recluse. Hell, even the rock bar I used to go is now filled with normies and pseudo-rocker emos. I just want to meet a girl that shres some of my interests, but that's so hard.
Anyways, good luck to you
>>24547405
you sound really fat
>>24547617
I could stand to lose like 20 lbs.
>>24547405
Why would anyone want to chat with you when you have a harem of orbiters giving you attention 24/7? Why compete with them for your attention?
>>24547520
>Europe
Close enough. Any other interests, besides cosplay and edginess?
Fembots don't exist.
Even an ugly girl has an easier time finding someone than an average guy.
>>24547520
>>Ostra kyrkogarden, Gothenburg
>You're probably very far away.
I'm not, but I don't think I want a con whore.
>>24547520
>Gothenburg
Man, why did I get that vibe from you?
Also why do all of the cuties have to be European, it kills me.
>>24547641
>harem of orbiters giving you attention 24/7
LITERALLY WHERE. /r9k/ is the closest thing I have to social interaction both online and off.
>>24547335
that's pretty silly, man
>>24546352
Did you shit on me in French?
>>24547655
>Also why do all of the cuties have to be European, it kills me.
>tfw no qt p2t from Djibouti
>>24547662
You derail the thread every other day and have people offering to be your bf every single time. What more do you want? Lower your standards or something.
>>24547662
Tomorrow I want to get drunk and watch Eggwoman videos again.
>>24547692
>Horn of Africa
You'd think there at least be a handful of decent North American girls on r9k.
I'd take an American at this point, I'm not picky.
>>24544561
Assault is the threat of violence. She is still wrong however
>>24545270
Your a white knight faggot. Kill yourself.
>>24547702
They are doing that to shut me up, no one actually offers to be my bf.
>>24547633
Gross. Fatties get ou
>>24547703
I'm not unblocking you and sending you anymore. You were to cruel and broke my heart. Fucking failedchad.
>>24547558
If I find the subject to be bf-material then, yes.
>>24547598
I wish you good luck as well.
>>24547641
Figure collection, picking mushrooms(not that kind of mushroom), weeb stuff, getting my hunters license,darwing and some 3D sculpting as well. How about you?
>>24547646
I can't blame you. I wouldn't want any sort of whore either.
>>24547655
Things that are far away are the things you want the most. There's probably nice girls in your area too
>>24547662
I literally just emailed you cunt. Respond
>>24547776
>If I find the subject to be bf-material then, yes.
Fuck off.
>>24547761
Fine, I will just re-watch the old ones then.
>>24547814
I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH HONESTLY. YOU SUCK. YOU COULD AT LEAST BE NICE AND EMAIL ME. BUT NO. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. FUCKING FAILEDCHAD.
>>24547776
>There's probably nice girls in your area too
I wish, I live in what is probably the worst city in my entire province. It's the major contributing factor to my absolute social exclusion- I cannot fathom the idea of finding someone who is decent in this cesspool of human trash.
Of course I'm flawed too, but I'd at least consider myself to be an acceptable human being.
>>24547814
Can you upload them to a video hosting site so I can watch them too?
>>24547874
Fuck off. No he can't.
I never know what I want
>>24547776
>Figure collection, picking mushrooms(not that kind of mushroom), weeb stuff, getting my hunters license,darwing and some 3D sculpting as well. How about you?
Procrastination, reading, gaming, movies, some outdoor sports, little bit of cooking.
>>24547880
mystery forget him and be my gf instead.
cuddles and hand-holding?
we can watch shitty movies and snuggle all day&night and i'll be yours forever.
>>24548056
I want to kill myself to be honest, can you assist me with that? I'll cure you of your virginity. This stands for everyone in this thread.
>>24547794
ohoho oh yoou~
>>24547838
Ow I see. That sucks. I hope you'll be able to move away from that hole soon.
>>24547913
That sounds nice. I don't play a lot of games except from ffxiv, princess maker 2, tf2 and some visual novels. Playing alone makes me feel more alone. I like being outside Wich outside sports? Cooking sounds nice too. I like food especially soups.
>>24547776
Based on my few visits to /cgl, con bitches are absolutely crazy. Even the ones who don't dress like that kill la kill miniskirt. How many of them would you say are sane?
Going to a place filled with /cgl whores and furries would be a new low for me, but fuck it, I'm willing to eat my pride at this point. I'll even dress as some anime character who looks like me if it gets me a gf.
>>24548110
>TF2
What's your Steam ID, I'd love to play with you some time.
>If you do claim to be a "fembot", what's it like?
I have social anxiety so I'm afraid of going outside because I don't want people to look at me so in turn I have no friends, interesting hobbies, or a life in general, I guess. I'm a pretty boring person with no personality, probably. My every day "activities" consist of shitposting on 4chan, watching anime sometimes, and playing mobage. Very rarely, I might draw if motivated and have the energy to do so.
>inb4 meme illness
>>24548122
Con bitches are also sluts. A chad or failed normie could easily get laid or get a gf.
>>24548081
> lose V
> cuddles
> get to kill her at the end of the night
I'm up, where do you live?
>>24548191
How old and how fat are you?
>>24548191
Same except I don't play vidya or watch anime
>>24548239
20, I'm 5'5 and weigh 125, I think, haven't gotten a physical in years
>>24548122
Hahah That's so true. I find them pretty funny. There are sane ones for sure. Just don't go for the yaoi-loving fujoshi, the sluttly dressed ones, the circlejerkers or the SJW crowd (obvioulsy). In my experience there's a lot of nice prude girs too. Go for the ones who play cards or draw.
>>24548134
Just so you know. I suck at the game. I really do. Here you go: Celibait
>>24548110
Running, hiking, biking, snowboarding. I didn't do any of that much these last few months (started spending more time here, though, so go figure). Cooking mostly because I have to eat something, but I can see myself learning some more of that. Meaty soups, though.
What do you read?
>>24548345
>>24548205
I think I would like to meet a con slut at some point. They ar eprobably fun, or at least might put some spice in life
>>24543285
>>24543345
>>24543368
>>24543370
>>24543407
>>24544118
>>24544561
Fucking kek, no wonder true fembots don't reveal their gender. It's like butcher threw out vestiges outside and the birds all grouped up at it.
I always thought "pls be my gf" was a meme
>>24548440
Oh that's nice. I like sailing and hiking.
I feel ya heh. yeah I should cook more too. When I become a full hunter I'll start cooking a lot more. i love meat, especially wild meat. I read different things all the time so no specific genre. I do enjoy fantasy tho. For now I'm reading Phantom of the opera and the Percy Jackson books (I should probably feel ashamed). What do you read?
>>24548570
Go for it! Be careful so you don't start any drama tho.
>>24548594
Nope, many of us are that lonely.
I once got the reverse, and it brightened my day a little.
> shy virgin femanon talking about how she's afraid of sex
> talk a bit on here
> she asks me to be bf
> turns ouf she's on the other side of the world
That fleeting piece online is the most affection a girl has ever shown me.Yes, there was timestamp, so not a guy.
>>24547427
That's inevitable, no matter where you go. Actually, i don't have a problem competing with chad, since i was lucky enough to be born normie-looking, but honestly, non-normie girls who would rather choose chad instead of a robot, would be completely worthless in the first place. Which means even if chads invades, the not worthless non-normie girls would value robotfags over them, if they exist.
>>24547520
>It's very easy to make fiends at conventions
I am the type who has a really hard time doing that.
>Why don't you try to cosplay. Gurls loove male cosplayers
One of the many things i will never do in my life.
But honestly it doesn't even have to be an animu or gamer grill.
Non-normie status in many ways is enough to pick my interest.
Worst thing is one time in my life i even met a non-normie girl, but she was the worst looking human being i've ever seen in my life. Damn it, not only can i not date normalfag girls, i want non-normies and additionally i am a superficial shit who even wants her to be somewhat cute too. My damn brain doesn't do anything right.
>>24547776
hey, can i add you on skype?
>>24548572
No one cares slut
>>24545530
>you only want a model
Is any average-or-below-average-weight girl a model now?
>>24548735
Your brain works fine. Girls who aren't actual normalfags are bound to be unattractive, otherwise they would be normies, because being even remotely attractive allows you to be (if you're a girl)
>>24548788
>slut
Please don't, you'll make me want to bait people like you into threads like this. It's too lame.
>>24548816
They can also be depressed or just autistic.
>>24548622
Some fantasy, some scifi, other fiction. This year I've read just some non fiction for uni, some short fiction (online), Logan's Run and Snowcrash. Not sure if I forgot some other stuff. I'm thinking about reading The Martian before the bluray hits p2p. What do you hunt? Does the license work in other EU countries?
>>24548954
If you're autistic/depressed, along with being attractive, you're still pretty normie.
>>24543234
no there aren't.
>>24548735
but that's the thing. Even the most pathetic, sheltered girls, if given the choice, would preffer a chad that will ride them for a night than a loser
>>24546492
Depends on what you define a fembot as. Since no one on this board can agree on anything. It can mean pretty much anything.
Such is life.
>>24549263
I don't know, I've met some pretty autistic girls over the internet. They might be rare, but they exist.
Guys, I fucking tried.
I poured out my heart and soul to mystery, the girl of my dreams.
She won't even acknowledge me at all.
I love that girl. I want to be with her.
Why doesn't she want me?
>>24549374
Because you poured out your heart and soul for her.
i talk to no one online or real life. i am literally friendless. i haven't had the urge to masturbate in a year let along a relationship. i'm inside all day, i rarely eat because i want to afford to buy other things. yet somehow i make myself feel elitist by it all by thinking i'm not out partying, with friends that'll hurt me, etc and then i come back to reality and realize what a failure i am. then back to anime i go and the cycle repeats. i don't want sex or a boyfriend, or even a friend that's a boy necessarily. just anybody to talk to but the last friends i had (years ago) were too casual for me. i went to a convention once in normal attire, even though i tried to be friendly/social no one talked to me or tried with me to keep the conversation going. of course no one approached me. i went on /cgl/ once before my convention to see how it'd be, i was expecting to be approached at least once. this is what it's like if you're not pretty i guess. i'm not fat at least.
>>24549418
You can't expect robots to make the first move.
>>24549418
>girl
>not a slut
fucking sign me up.
I'm interested, wanna talk?
>>24549470
can you expect the equivalent of a male robot to make the first move either?
>>24549481
show me how you aren't casual first. last time boys tried to be my friend and seen how i live and what i'm like, i was called crazy among a lot of hurtful things.
>>24548766
Well sure! It's mintan-gumman
>>24549061
Nice! I've been playing visual novels if that counts. I love them. I haven't started hunting yet. Since nobody in my family hunts it will be a bit tricky. But I'll figure it out. I look forward to hunt pigeons and deer the most. I honestly don't know much about hunting tourism since I need to get started here first. But i know that you need to get some education in some countries before you can hunt. Having a Swedish license is a plus tho.
>>24549518
Well, if you want someone who can take a lot of shit, i'm your guy.
I'm not some prissy middle-class good upbringing kid.
My father beat the shit out of me while my mother was doing drugs and getting banged by niggers.
I've seen my share of failure, believe me.
I have lived to tell the tale of a lot of fucked up shit, so I'm sure I could handle you.
>>24549418
I'm not an anime pro but we could maybe watch something together. Do you have Steam or something so we can talk?
