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It's already getting dark edition
Mate I've been here since midday hitting refresh trying to find the thread. Thank God you've posted it.
What is it with every cunting website wanting my phone number now?
I won't give it to Steam now they are trying to bribe me for it saying I can get 5% off in the Steam Community Market if I give it to them. Yea thanks lads I'll get 5p off of a spray painted CSGO skin so you can sell my telephone number across the world.
Then those Google bastards won't let me sign into Youtube anymore, they say I need to give them my phone number so they can make sure it is me. Literally fuck off, I just won't watch Youtube then you tossers.
Fucking Skynet man.
>>24542417
I agree, they all want too much info just to log in.
I keep making facebooks and they want id.
not that I want one, its just a requirement for some things
gonna start fishing in the spring, any fishermanz in britfeel?
>>24542345
>what is the catalog?
Who has a fleshlight here?
who /goingshoppingtonightliketheconsumerwhoresthattheyare/ here?
Afternoon~
What are you up to lads?
I'm trying to find merch of my waifu but I'm not having much luck.
>tfw obscure waifu
>>24542494
tonight?
isn't it tomorrow...
I have to go to asda get some bits.
god depressing day.
>>24542495
Why haven't you offed yourself yet you depressing cunt?
>muh tummy
>muh feelings
>muh inability to remain anonymous
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>24542475
When I was younger this kid I was friend's with used to go fishing all the time and he'd smell so bad when he got back. Never smelt anything like it.
Pretty pikeyish hobby desu.
Any Paki robots here? How do I get some prime pussy?
>>24542491
Me, not really worth it, prefer my hand.
why does every cunt on here whinge about it being dark?
all you do is stay inside anyway, besides it's the best looking out the window, seeing its dark and assuming it's midnight or something then looking at the clock and realising it's only 3 in the afternoon
>>24542483
I'm retarded mate I just refresh the first page I don't know how to use the catalog.
>>24542533
go find some schoolgirls
>>24542529
this Tbh laddies
>>24542530
i don't care about smelling bad, i've got no one to smell nice for. fishing seems pretty relaxing and tranquil
Its dark here at 3pm
10 minutes of work left lads, going to stop for some fast food on my way home
>>24542495
fuck off mate
Starving myself to death in the new year as too pussy to kill myself any other way.
Will this work guys? The doctors won't forcefully feed me if I am deemed mentally competent right?
>>24542551
instead of typing boards.4chan.org/r9k
type boards.4chan.org/r9k/brit
use your new powers wisely
>>24542604
...need to use hospital in final weeks for painkillers.
>>24542604
fucking horrible way to go and you won't have the willpower after the first few days
don't do it anon, or at least find a better way
>>24542551
I bet you're the kind of guy who breathes manually too
>>24542544
>prefer my hand
I agree, novelty of fleshlight wears of after a while. Plus you have to clean the thing once you've nutted in it.
>>24542618
That's the only way I feel will definitely kill me. I'm hoping for palliative care in the later stages.
>>24542653
>wanting to waste taxpayers money because you're too much of a pussy to kill yourself properly
turn your fucking trip back on so I can filter your shit~
>>24542533
Get an old BMW and hang around outside schools. that's what Pakis around here do.
>>24542678
So you'd rather me stay a neet welfare scrounger for many decades more? This is the best value option. I don't want any pain that's all.
>>24542707
Starving is a painful way to die what are you thinking? If you want a painless way put your neck on a train track or jump off a multi-story carpark.
>>24542707
>Starving myself to death in the new year
>I don't want any pain
>>24542468
I feel like a proper crim, having to use a burner to log in. Try to support companies that don't bend the knee to the Jew but it's getting harder :(
>>24542733
>palliative care
>>24542729
Too fucking scary. Starving feels like a natural way to go.
Seen two junkies arguing with a guy in a car cause they almost got hit while walking in the center of the fucking road. Degenerates.
>>24542764
where im from there's like a gang of them that all hang around together.
they are all like aqualung tramps. Victorian style.
tatty jackets, patches on their trousers.
Currently 36,000ft in the air posting on 4chan
Living the dream lads
>>24542799
Don't call me Shirley.
i really hate how content i am
wish i was ambitious.
it just all means fucking nothing to me.
>>24542764
All low class should be hung, you included desu.
>>24542529
>>24542590
>they haven't filtered tildeanon
just woke up recently, only 5 hours sleep desu lads
>people on the jeremy kyle show
Hideous.
>>24542945
Up at 1 am. Going to bed soon. My sleep is so fucked.
>>24542909
Neither have you if you saw those replies
>>24543124
>Watching tv in general
Disgusting.
>>24543124
>Watcching that poo poo
Second day wageslaving. My feet hurt.
>>24543254
It killed my back when I had to temporarily live the NEET life.
>>24542495
>Spent [POUND SIGN]200 on merch of my waifu a few weeks ago
>Just found out it's going through Parcelforce so I'll almost certainly have to pay customs charges
I undervalued it a bit at least.
No amount of money will make her real anyway
is it a good or bad idea to get drunk when you're ill? I have a horrible and unrelenting cold
>>24543351
wth man, Parcelfore never made me pay customs and I ordered everything from onaholes to tablets
guess I got lucky
>>24543402
Well I've ordered about 5 things over the customs charge price limit thing in my time and all but one came through Royal Mail, and the one that came through Parcelforce was the only thing I've ever had hit with customs charges
Hopefully I was just unlucky that time, we'll see
>>24543141
god bless fucked up sleep senpai
>>24543351
200?! What did you get for that lad?
>No amount of money will make her real anyway
I feel like spending money on her merch shows just how much I love her~
Really starting to hate r9k in general besides britfeel. Feels like too many contrarian/nitpicky argumentative types and shitposters have come onto the board since the rebirth. I don't mind NEETs, but the shitposter /b/ tiers really just leave a sour taste. Maybe i'm just growing out of 4chan in general
>>24543552
everyone does most people start on /b/ and leave
>>24542529
haha yes kid
>>24543552
I feel the same way senpai. Stopped browsing anything other than the occasional generals for the most part.
>>24543530
Three figures and a wallscroll poster thing
Thinking of ordering a daki soon
>>24543615
Ooh, those figures look really cute anon~
You shouldn't have problems getting a daki since Azusa is quite popular.
>tfw I have to order a custom daki if I want one
>>24543374
BAD. Unless you want a fucking brutal hangover
>>24543615
There are no figures of my waifu. At least I save money, right?
>>24543658
get a grip
>>24542495
>Tfw no Qt nentendroid
Why live
>>24543658
There's actually only one daki I know of that is both still available to buy and not a disgustingly lewd custom one, it has another character from her series on the other side which is a bit strange but I like the overall design
>>24543671
I know that feel anon~
>>24543752
That looks really cute~ I'd rather have a non-lewd daki too. The other character thing is annoying though and really common as well for some reason. Maybe you could get a custom one with only the Azusa picture?
>>24543788
Might get a custom one, especially since the official one is about 70GBP
Not sure about the quality though, I'll have to do some more research
>>24543752
>>24543788
How big are dakis anyway? I could use a nice big pillow, especially one with a nice design.
>>24543828
70GBP is a lot tbqh~
I was looking at custom ones for 35 a few weeks ago.
I don't really know anything about quality though, will have to do some research myself!
>>24543854
They can be different sizes, but I think most are about 50x150cm
>>24543752
>not even nude
why bother
You know how the frame rate changes/dips in games? What's the name for it when it happens in real life?
It keeps happening and gives me an unsettling feeling but no-one knows what I mean because I'm too stupid to know proper terminology.
>>24543943
Thats not very tasteful.
>>24543943
I've thought about it, perhaps when I move out but it would have to be something very softcore if you know what I mean, something like pic related which is just edited official artwork
I just recently deleted all of my R-18 images of her because I decided it's too much pain than it's worth with so much really horrible stuff drawn of her out there
>when you can't distinguish where someone's chin ends and neck begins
Being fat must be an absolute curse
I've started depriving myself of sleep so when I do finally go to bed its' orgasmic
>>24544093
This sounds like a good idea, thanks for the tip senpai.
>>24544064
>That file name
A-anon, adultery is wrong!
>>24544140
Yeah no idea how they got that wrong
>>24543968
you mean you experience a heightened and then lowered perception of the world around you like zoning in and out?
>>24543374
do it faggot
fuck this guy
>>24543670
>>24544180
I think so. It makes me feel disorientated.
>>24543968
you mean like when you look up at a clock and the hand seems to stop moving or move backwards for a moment?
#HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
asda were using it as a jingle between songs.
shoppings hard when youre in zombie mode.
cant find the enthusiasm to decide what you would rather have.
>>24544206
What is going on in this picture?
Will my oxycontin arrive in time for the weekend?
Dubs is yes
>>24544266
Happy days
>>24544266
good lad (this content guaranteed 100% original)
>>24544218
I wouldn't describe it like that.
>>24544242
Some guy is like, on fire or like, something.
I don't know. I think I saved it during 2011 riots, or shortly after that. I wasn't looking when I posted the picture, just chose at random.
reminders weebs are pedos
>>24543658
When will this underaged roleplaying faggot realize he isn't welcome here?
Why do you people encourage this behaviour?
>>24544368
>look mum im still replying
>>24544359
>pedos
Fuck off yank
>>24544368
people who whine about him are much worse tbqh
>>24544368
Threads are better with weirdos desu
what high profile or celebrity person do you look like?
I've been told I look like the footballer jack cork
Guitar Hero Live is 35 smackers in Smyths, but the nearest Smyths is 15 miles away..
worth it to save a tenner?
>>24544394
tbqh i've never heard anyone say nonce inrl maybe it's a northen thing
>>24544469
It's paedo you yank fucking shit
>>24544489
>one extra letter for no different in meaning
no thanks mate
>>24544489
erry chav will say pedo m8
>>24544336
Well that is unfortunate
Hope the poor chap was alright
![party-mix-3-300x259[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zSRcGh8.jpg "party-mix-3-300x259[1].jpg")
Christmas snax?
what get?
we had these every year.
>>24544580
walnuts
>>24543402
They're about as reliable at catching taxable parcels as they are immigrants on trucks leaving the channel tunnel.
+20% (inc shipping) is the VAT charge, then if it's regular registered shipping, they add 8 quid 'admin fee', if express 13.50.
IIRC, the margin you have to hit for VAT charge is around the 25 quid limit. If you've been under or around that, it probably wouldn't have been taxable in the first place.
>>24544580
lebkuchen
if your boss asks you to start working an hour longer every day is it okay to assume that you'll be paid for that extra hour? i've only just started so i don't want to talk about money too often
>>24544433
depends on transport and time lad, I'll let you work that out
>>24544779
depends, is he a paki?
really want to shoot my goo but I'm trying to cut back
Is this how rapists are born?
>>24544807
I promised myself I wouldn't be racist on /brit/ today, but this. Gentlemen (and ladies) of a certain... Indian heritage, tend to be a tad more careful with funding in some ways
Poleaboo is looking at jobs in the hotel business. Overnight receptionist looks good. He thinks they might be kind of comfy.
>>24544888
What is their number? I want to phone them and put in a good word for you (warn them)
>>24544807
white guy. the problem is we agreed on a set fee for the days i do but now he wants an hour more.
>>24544930
you realise this is a test for you yes?
>>24544882
This isn't /brit/ mate, but that's ok, racist people are often stupid and easily confused
>>24544930
Yeah you been diddled mate, he's well within his rights if he said he will pay you by the day
>>24544930
>is we agreed on a set fee for the days
You won't be paid more then. Tell him you have plans made can't do the extra hour.
>>24544956
Oh shut your legs you pedantic paki, don't you have some praying to an imaginary brown god to do?
I mean, good one friend :)
>tfw eating after-eights before 8:00pm
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>>24544779
>Hey anon can you work these extra hours?
>So long as it's not for free!
And by, for free, I mean not simply my base rate. I'd expect at least time and a third. You won't be expected to work for nothing, but you shouldn't be expected to work extra hours fore free.
>>24545017
pretty sure it jokes on the box you can enjoy before 8
>>24544953
>>24544976
>>24544996
yeah but he specified that the days would be 9-5. he can't just pull an extra hour without expecting me to be compensated. that would pretty much put me on minimum wage
>>24545017
You're messing with powers you cant even begin to control mate, cease before it gets out of hand
>>24545066
sounds like you need to grow some balls
>>24545066
I remember a similar story about a guy complaining about being expected to do extra hours, he made the same min wage comparison. Some firm in London.
Wouldn't be you, would it?
>>24545017
Upon falling asleep tonight you will ascend to a higher consciousness and learn things that will fill you with so much terror that you will instantly choose death upon waking up.
>>24545105
no chance i'm working for free m8. just wanted to see what others think
>>24545107
nah
>>24545107
WHOS ON TRIAL HERE?
>>24542816
Should have got clearance Clarence.
>>24543374
Get drunk, stay drunk, the alcohol purifies you as long as you stay drunk until the cold is gone. Make sure you hydrate extra than you usually would though.
>Poleaboo tried to go to sleep early at 2am
>Didn't fall asleep until 5am
>Tried to wake up early but couldn't muster the strength to get out of bed
>Reset alarm every hour after 9.30am
>Finally got out of bed just before 5pm
Poleaboo knows there are guys from Manchester in this thread with connections, displeased that they are withholding jobs from him
>>24542309
This Britfeel picture makes me unusually happy for some reason.
It's gotta be Corbyn.
>>24544429
i look like bellerin
>>24545405
>he expects someone with a job in manchester to vouch for a mental stalker who will probably do it again
You're not worth the risk for anyone that likes their job, i'm afraid.
>>24545405
How do your parents feel that you stay in bed till 5?
Lads, I think my time here has come to an end.
>Embarked on wageslavery
>Actually enjoying it
>Might have a gf (going on a date tonight)
It's been a pleasure, see you somewhere down the road.
>>24545405
>displeased that they are withholding jobs from him
You are too much of a liability. I can hook you up but you have a criminal record so I'll have to really sure you won't try anything.
Plus I know you burnt bridges at the McDonalds and the amusement park. You'd just do it again and I'd look like a dick for getting you the job. Not worth it mate.
trying to watch peep show but I have to take breaks because it's just too cringey
maybe I'm more sensitive to it than normies?
>>24545595
k bye desu
>>24545595
>you think the date goes well
>she stops talking to you
>updates her facebook with a chad kissing picture
>you come back with your tail between your legs apologising
Best bring Freddos to get back on the britfeel good side.
>>24545595
Fuck off normsIime
Gonna make myself some rice with soy based protein mince, oyster sauce, eggs and soy sauce.
Gonna be so cash.
plus either chicken or rib on the side.
>>24545405
I could hook you up with a nightshift job in central Manchester. All you do is sit in the office watching TV and making sure the alarm doesn't go off. If I didn't have my current job it's one I'd definitely consider.
Doesn't matter about your record as it doesn't involve theft.
But I won't, you're a piece of shit. You need a therapist.
>said desu to a girl i like in normal conversation
is it over lads
desu
>>24545673
I have an intense desire to say senpai to people irl senpai
Pretty sure thats not a good idea though.
>>24545673
She probably thinks you're a weeb desu
>>24545579
Mum laughs it off as usual
Don't see dad until after midnight due to his working hours, he just asks if poleaboo is alright and responds with "good"
>>24545609
pls
You know it was only partially poleaboos fault for getting fired at those other places
Coffee jar of weed lads, wasted half my day getting this, now I have to find somewhere to have a zoot on a council estate, probably pop to co-op before hand and grab the discount pastries
>>24545506
he seems like a right smug normie
>>24545654
You probably have more in common with poleaboo than differences
He's just a guy who has been fucked over pretty bad by life, authorities, whores and vindictive little children
Lend a brother a hand
Someone on my street has already put their Christmas tree up, when did this become a thing lads?
Back in the 90's people didn't put their trees up until at least the middle of December.
>>24545819
The jew has brought it forward so that the goyim spends more and owes more to their leaders - The Rothschilds.
Going to the shop lads, anyone want anything?
>>24545748
>on a council estate
>worrying about smoking weed
lol
>>24545853
A robot gf
>>24545853
A Wispa Gold please, kiddo.
>>24545819
Forgot my pic. Its nowhere near as bright as this but its still tacky looking on a small British house.
>>24545879
things like this depress me, using the word twat out in the open is just a sign of the degeneracy of our times
>>24545860
You're likely to be mugged unless you share with three guys with herpes sores.
>>24545853
Would love Irn Bru desu. If you live somewhere that does Nourishment I'll take a can of vanilla too.
Hey lads, anyone else suffer from depersonalisation/derealisation disorder?
Sounds like a pseudo illness, but I assure you its very fucking real, I'd just like to know anyone going through my shit, it would comfort me.
I've had it for 11 hellish months, but I've came to peace with it. Weird, I thought i'd top myself if it didn't go, but now I think I can live with it.
The brain sure is great at adapting
>>24545929
What is it?
I definitely have something.
>>24545710
>You know it was only partially poleaboos fault for getting fired at those other places
Sorry senpai, if you fuck up again, it's going to look bad on me. I can get people jobs but they need to be normal people and not fuck ups. Can't risk it desu
>>24545929
Not sure I know a guy who had acute Deja Vu every waking moment for like a year. Sounds like it might be similar.
Poleabooss mum just brought him some ice cream, Ben & Jerries, Cookie Dough and Chocolate Fudge Brownie
>>24545948
Both firings were related to the blog, it's not a factor anymore
>>24545981
>i won't blog about it next time i record a girl shitting
Oh ok then, i'll get you a job m8. Meet me at old trafford at 10pm tonight.
How the fuck did a waste like Poleaboo get a job when I can't?
>>24545944
It's hard to explain without sounding retarded.
Basically I had a panic attack on LSD, felt detached from reality and everything was hazy. Woke up the next day, still felt the same. Felt like I wasn't in with reality, felt detached from my body.
I still have control of myself, it's just a very disturbing feeling, didn't go out for months because it was really horrid.
Everything just seems distant, similar to when someone has went through a trauma and feel out of it for a few days. But unluckily for me I have it 24/7 all the time.
Very hard to deal with at first, but now I can say i'm okay with it for the most part.
>>24545952
Meh, not that similar but it has similar feelings. You don't really have concept of time, sometimes I can't tell if it's been 5 minutes or an hour.
>>24545929
had derealization for about 4 years after a really bad trip on skunk
fucked my life up for a while and i thought i was fucked for life but it's easy to recover from. you just have to force yourself to ignore it and intentionally immerse yourself in experiences that would trigger it
>>24546025
Yes, this is exactly what helps me.
Also, I feel so used to being detached. Like I can't imagine not having it now, how does it feel to finally come back to reality?
>>24546018
>>24546025
I think I may have had something like this when I was younger.
If it still happens I don't notice it.
is this accurate lads?
>>24546018
Why the hell did you take LSD as a robot? It clearly broke you.
>>24546017
Aberdeen
Poleaboo can't get a job in a shit region with high unemployment same as everyone else
/britfeel/
half a /brit/, half a /feel/
make it /britfeel/
>>24546069
Where is this from? I assume something good?
>>24546051
Yeah a lot of people experience once in their lives, but it's when its persistent when it truly fucks you up senpai.
Imagine not being able to escape that feeling, it really takes a toll on you.
>>24546061
A lot of shit happened, deaths in family no future. Just thought 'just fuck my shit up senpai'
Bad Idea I know, but I've been sober ever since.
>>24546053
No
original comment desu
>>24545929
It is a psuedo illness. You just want attention.
generic original comment
>>24546131
Yeah, I lost my job and became a shut in and didn't speak to a living soul for months,
Because I wanted dat attention
>>24546043
just feels normal. like how i did before it all happened. every now and then i dip back into it for a few seconds but it goes away again. the less you think about it the less it's there really
don't smoke skunk lel
just started watching the film nightcrawler. any good lads?
>>24546168
I can't really remember what normal is though
Like, do you just forget and things just seem to be okay?
I just can't wrap my head around it desu m8
>>24546179
Yes, I liked it very much.
>>24546131
it's not a pseudo illness at all. it was debilitating and very frightening and pretty much ruined my life for a few years
>>24546154
nice original comment lad
Ate a Bovine and Tommy pot noodle for din dins tonight lads. Even drove to the coop specially to make this fine purchase.
Britty clappy good senpai desu.
>tfw forced to work with the most autismo person in the department who won't do what she's told and argues over every fucking thing with the boss
>I have to sit in on these meetings
>Everyone else is nice and relaxed
Fucking hell I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Tomorrow is black friday. They call it black friday because it is a magical day every year that originated in American and moved here when black people physically fight over discounted electronics.
When you are watching the black friday news and are enjoying the festivities of a minority shaming itself, make sure to drink some black tea with added milk. Adding milk to the black tea is symbolic of how the world should be.
>>24545981
>Both firings were related to the blog, it's not a factor anymore
I know, but it's clear you don't 'get along' with people.
I feel like it'll only be a matter of time before you start pissing in the communal milk in the tea room, because someone didn't say hello to you one morning.
>>24546243
>I have to sit in on these meetings
>Everyone else is nice and relaxed
Normies absolutely LOVE meetings.
>>24546191
lmao no
this is tumblr tier illness where you cry about it online instead of doing something about it
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN LADS
>>24546270
I noticed, why is that? Why do normies love talking about complete shit and using buzzwords. Is it to feel intelligent or something?
>>24546306
They gain a lot of energy from the social interaction mate.
>>24546306
It makes them feel like they've achieved something, so they can feel smug and give themselves a pat on the back
>>24546291fuck the queen
>>24546283
i did do something about it you bellend. which is why i'm recovered and can objectively state that it's very real.
>>24546186
you have to find tasks that you can focus on to take your mind away from it. for me it was going to university and forcing myself to commute long distances with really took me out of my comfort zone
>>24546283
>implying you can do something about dp disorder.
It literally takes up to a year most times for it to fade away.
Literally distorts your sense of reality and your whole world fucking crashes.
I mean, I don't know why you're such a faggot desu m8
>>24546330
i would https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBRP-o6Q85s
>>24546344
You can cure yourself simply by going "Hmm, this is really immature of me. If I want people to take me seriously I should probably behave like an adult".
It's called CBT and it was specifically designed to combat all psuedo-disorders.
>>24546267
>you don't 'get along' with people.
Not true
All the staff at McDonalds and the park were very nice to him at first, Poleaboo just felt bad due to his poor interpersonal skills he was unable to show them all how much he appreciated their friendliness
He is not hostile and people are not hostile to him (without reason)
>>24546270
Really I meant to say my meetings with the boss and the woman are a pain. What could take 5 minutes takes 30 because she spergs out and goes on about every detail of our plans being wrong. She also stutters like fuck and can't get sentences out.
Meanwhile the guys I started with who are chill as fuck are having a whale of a time together.
My boss must dislike me for putting me with this woman.
>>24546391
>perving on children
>tried to rape his sister
>planned attacks on women
>no reason
>tfw when on day 3 of extremely mild heroin withdrawals
>already making plans and filled with excitement at the prospect of scoring when I get paid on tuesday
>fml
>>24546374
I behaved normally
Just had intense detachment from reality, I didn't tell anyone about it or make anyone accommodate me.
It was just very fucking disturbing, why are you being such a fag.
>>24546415
got a link to the blog?
>>24546424
>tfw it takes you about 5-10 minuets to make a post because you try and make sure your post is okay and understandable
>>24544429
Jack is a Jack cunt reeeeee
>>24546478
>tfw I have other things to do than just browse /r9k/
Annnddd now all you've got to throw at me is how long I take to reply.
Check and mate :^)
>>24546449
There's nothing on the blog since he knew it was being monitored, it's mostly in reference to old posts here and on /brit/
>>24546415
Not sure what point you're trying to make with that stuff
On neutral ground people tend to like him and he likes everyone else around him. Those Polish girls and the halfu jap roommate were the few exceptions, they were bad people who shunned him for no reason.
>>24544433
>Guitar Hero Live
They only show controller variant online, is that the one you're on about?
>>24544580
>Pretzels
Are you a secret Jew?
Who else is /orderingtakaway/ tonight?
Ribs,
chicken/egg fried rice
curry sauce
chicken ball
Singapore nooderu
chips
SPRING ROLLARUUUUU
+ cheap co-op wixkey
I feel godly.
just got a brand new px51 headset from amazon for 20 quids
they messed up with pricing desu
>>24545136
Poleboo said to mention he will be.
>>24546576
>drinking on a 'school night'
How do you earn a crust lad?
>>24546576
Pic very much related,
So good.
bloxx ect
>>24546391
Mate, they all ended up hating you by the end. You don't get along with people.
>>24546623
lost me with the whiskey but damn man that looks tasty
>>24545595
REEEEEEEE out, out, out!!!good luck!
>>24546620
I get 10-15 p/h working family
>>24546576
stopped eating chinese food when a chink phlegm ed in my black bean sauce
>>24545879
That's amazing. Rightclick>saved it harder den hit dat like for real nigga hrs
>>24546660
I make sure to tip and be nic to these people, they aren't actuslly xhineese they are middle class ethnic xhineese bit British
>>24545595
>robot tries to become normie
good luck with the shit-piss stinker kids, mortgage, wagekuking, marriage, divorce and eventual suicide
playing normie never ends well for autist irk
>>24546179
Enjoyed, crash&burn/10 would watch again
Lads, can you post some Paki slags for me to add to my collection?
>>24546730
dirty mudslimes, I fucking hate those dirty rude bastards
Got kuked pretty hard today guys, had to do 2 hours of overtime with no pay.
>mfw jobcentre waifu has said that her hands are tied when it comes to how long she can delay me from enrolling onto the work program
can someone explain to me what a "work program" is exactly? is it basically applying for jobs in front of a computer screen in an office twice a week and occasionally completing pointless courses? do i at least get paid extra for doing this shit?
>>24546860
>with no pay
So you didn't have to do it?
>lots of bandwidth
>can't think of anything to download
Help me britfags
What are some good TV shows to watch while eating dinner alone? I'm sure plenty of us do this.
>>24546871
that's exactly what it is, and no you don't get paid.
>>24546871
Oh God op, I'm so sorry.
How long have you been on? Just get a fucking job man.
>>24546871
look mate just go full autism on her and then free money 4 lyfe
What's your favourite type of chocolate? Milk, dark or white?
>>24546871
Been on the work program before, basically you do unpaid work 4 times a week with a charity shop or something and for one day you'll be put in a place to job search for a day. It's utter bullshit and actually impedes progress in finding a job. Your best bet to get out of it is by being depressed and claiming ESA instead of job seekers. Work program is totally shit, and the "employer" you get will literally treat you like filth.
>>24546927
I like banana or vanilla. Basically the more boring stuff.
help guys I think I'm starting to get addicted to WoW again
>>24546927
Milk>White>Dark
Dark chocolate is too bitter for me~
>>24546981
whats wrong with that? unless you have no willpower there is nothing wrong playing a game a lot
>>24546992
I have no willpower
>>24546906
i always go for something that isn't shit
>>24546990
once again proving how shit you are. anything below 70 is american tier garbage
>>24546871
>do i at least get paid extra for doing this shit?
kek no, why would they give you extra money for being a strain on the system?
>>24546990
my peepee in your mouth is too bitter for you aswell but i might still mouth fuck you
>>24547001
then how are we supposed to help you retard
>>24546921
10 months m8 surprised it took them so long to refer me Tbh. i think this might be the kick up the backside i need to motivate me to actually look for a job.
>>24546935
>4 times a week
do i at least get to chose where i get to slave away? on second thought might just sign off and wait a couple of weeks to sign back on again
