CHAD WINS AGAIN
>Liberal girl cheats on her provider male fiance with alpha frat boy on Thanksgiving
http://www.salon.com/2015/11/25/i_fcked_a_republican_on_thanksgiving/
>D, my future husband, worked hard to make me come in those early months, but often failed. He held me and I wrapped myself around him, feeling his disappointment, his self-reproach, his yawning sense of inadequacy.
>I told him spending Thanksgiving together, with either of our families, felt a little rushed, and he agreed. He went back to the East Coast to be with his parents.
>If it had been D. I was with we would have reached the room, fallen together on the bed, inched and touched and kissed gradually toward sex. With Alexander that wasn't how it would be.
>>24544975
>I was giving myself to him. I was literally presenting. This was it. This was my chance to be fucked by everything vile and soulless and cruel that I'd built a life out of despising.
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE NOW
>calling republicans pure evil
>literally cheating on your fiance
GG liberals
Why hasn't she been jailed for Adultery?
Expect these stories to continue more and more until the US embraces Islam. Just LOL at people who think they can have "the best of both worlds" LMFAO.
LMFAO at thinking there's a difference between demogoys and republicuccks.
>>24545081
more like
>women
>>24544975
She talks about how the alpha had a small dick, didn't satisfy her and pre-ejaced if you look at the last part.
Tbh she probably just has a giant cold vagina, I doubt she could get herself off without an hour of clit stimulation
Literally who cares
>reading written kekporn
LOL at explaining sex with her beta fiance
>>24545163
Women confirmed for not having any capacity to function as equal partners in a relationship. They literally need to be dominated and degraded to feel good.
>>24544975
Why do you guys read this bullshit?
I can tell enough from the title that it will trigger me hardcore.
I regret that you even posted greentext quotes, OP.
>>24545156
Trying hard to please a girl is beta as fuck
Real alphas fuck to get THEMSELVES off.
This is why she describes her beta boyfriend "giving it all he had" as boring. She wants the alpha dude who just wants to use her then leave.
>>24545148
Liberal attitudes have poisoned her stupid, impressionable mind
>>24544975
>women ruining Thanksgiving now
Is there anything they don't want to destroy?
>>24545037
women are the most disgusting and shameless creatures
>>24544975
>90% of the article is boring republicans bad me good bulls hit
>culminates in her cheating on her fiance with a person who came in 15 seconds
God, what a terrible article all around, glad I only skimmed this piece of shit. If anyone wants anymore highlights, this "chad" also apparently had a smaller dick.
This woman will never be satisfied, she's the perfect strawman for r9k.
>>24545253
I'm orthodox and I'm considering becoming a monk desu senpai. Monks are the best robots, only they aren't degenerates like most of you
>>24545156
>She talks about how the alpha had a small dick, didn't satisfy her and pre-ejaced if you look at the last part.
But women always downplay cheating by saying shit like this - as if it's somehow better that she didn't enjoy the experience.
>cheat on your betakuck boyfriend with Chad
>rationalize it by saying Chad was a two-pump chump with a small dick
Kek, what a fucking whore.
>I turned around and lifted my ass into the air. I was giving myself to him. I was literally presenting. This was it. This was my chance to be fucked by everything vile and soulless and cruel that I'd built a life out of despising. The country was going to die, the world was going to burn, so why not let one of the apocalypse's shock troops bang the shit out of me while the flames spread.
it's almost cute how hard she tried to rationalize that line. as if the country was actually going to crash and burn somehow.
then i remembered that it's actually fucking disgusting.
women are just never wrong in their own minds. they'll make up anything to shift the blame and make themselves not seem like an abhorrent cunt.
>>24545449
Yep, pretty much. It's that or they cry rape
>>24545449
Topkek, she acts like George Bush was literally Satan.
Liberals are such weepy morons.
>>24544975
why are you omitting the fact the republican kid came in 15 seconds? funniest part of the story kek.
>>24545560
because he didn't and that was just a lie she's made herself to believe so she can not feel as guility for being a whore
>>24545560
>caring about the woman's pleasure
>>24545037
You can have a slice of that too. All those SJWs that bitch about white conservative men probably want to get fucked by them.
>>24545583
its like youre as deluded as the dumb chick that wrote the story.
I'm glad. Liberal provider males deserve this.
>>24545560
>actually believing that
She probably came all over his alpha Republican cock in 15 seconds.
>>24545597
i dont, family member, but i also last way longer than 15 seconds. someday, when you get to insert your beanie into some ugly chick, you may know what im talkin about. ;)
>>24545317
Is someone a strawman if they are actually real?
>>24545616
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>>24545583
>triggered republican babbies
>>24545189
lol obviously betablox
![[upset].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Irf21LS.jpg "[upset].jpg")
I hate how a few awful sluts like this give all woman a bad name.
>>24545639
lol but actually who cares if some dumb hoe you fucks cums
it takes a good amount of foreplay/work to get a girl to cum so why bother with a dumb slut
>>24545449
Yeah my sister is like that, nothing is ever her fault, always someone else's. She's 24.
>>24545560
Why are you omitting the fact that her liberal douche fiance failed time and time again to make her cum?
>liberal pussy gets kucked by an "evil" republican
top fucking kek
>>24545694
Why are you so anally devastated some republican kid came in 15 seconds and disappointed the author? hit too close to home, m8?
Why do you guys care about whether or not one liberal or one conservative is good at sex?
Why don't we say that everyone in this story is awful?
Chad is awful for being Chad, Stacy is awful for being Stacy, and beta bux is awful for marrying a whore.
>>24544975
>all it takes to be a "bad boy" is to be right of center
Who /pol/ here?
>>24545037
Said before and I'll never stop saying -- women breed evil.
The guy might not be all that bad, but the fact that she sees him as bad and fucks him anyways is what's pathetic and disgusting here.
>>24545722
>I care about her pleasure
>>24545139
It's funny how the difference shapes up to be alphafux/betabux.
With women in politics, sex becomes politics.
>>24545767
it did hit too close to home didnt it. its ok, brah, keep jerking it to a hardended callous, so someday when you have sex you might last longer than 15 seconds kekek.
>le anal devastation everywhere
>>24545764
Yep, all she did was prove the fallen and degenerate nature of women.
Women would rather fuck their conquerors than the men who defend them.
>>24545163
>>24545189
Hell, that's why they cheat too. In their retarded female mind they think getting you pissed off at them will make you want to rape-rage-fuck them like Chad does or get you to be more like Chad....
When it all does is nullify her free meal ticket, which she never sees coming and gets pretty upset about.
>>24544975
thanks for that retarded article m69
>>24544975
You got an archive link faggot? Direct linking only encourages these niggers.
>>24545656
>few
Lol.
>>24545656
>>24545897
kek thinking only women can be awful
>salon.com
It exists to incite these reactions. It's like a pseudo-intellectual version of the National Inquirer
Not saying she's not a complete whore, but keep in mind this response is their goal and it may be massively embellished.
It's all about clicks.
>>24545870
>>24546012
Here's one:
https://archive.is/20151126163752/http://www.salon.com/2015/11/25/i_fcked_a_republican_on_thanksgiving/
>>24545928
Irrelevant. Entirely irrelevant. Someone else getting shot won't heal my personal bullet holes.
>>24545824
Did it hit to close to home that liberal douches can't make a woman cum? Guess so
This has to be some sort of parody. It's not the cheating part, that's unbelievable, it's everything leading up to that, and the general voice of the writing. All of the shit about post-apocalyptic Republicans, it has to be a joke.
>>24546040
whats that? gotta keep on postan? its obvious youve been personally and directly anally devastated at being told the republican kid came in 15 seconds. that you keep trying to fight about it just shows how very anally wrecked you are. unlike the slut in OP article, who definitely wasnt devastated by the premie ejaculator kekekek.
The titles of these articles are so fucking ridiculous
>The story of a two year-old transwomyn
>Why this feminist blogger made bread with her vaginal yeast
>I fucked a Republican on Thanksgiving
>>24546120
And you're obviously anally devastated that the liberal douche kuk couldn't make his finace cum.
>>24546137
We're pretty damn close to full on idiocracy
>>24546265
whats that? projecting? all i did was post >>24545560 and look at all the butthurt it unleashed. look, if you have a real problem with premature ejaculation, it's something you can work on. there are many sources online on how to build your endurance and self-esteem. dont worry, with a patient partner and time you can overcome it. :)
![1438847985897[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/y9t8an2.jpg "1438847985897[1].png")
>>24546342
>>24546265
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>>24546040
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>>24545560
>mfw you both think you're trolling the other guy but just end up trolling yourself for my amusement
Okay so women are and will always be attracted to alpha chads. So no matter how great of a person I am they will only be attracted to me if I'm a Chad. This makes me believe that love is phony but I still want to fuck hoes. Is there any way I can become an alpha or is that all completely dedicated to genetics?
>>24546426
youre right, i posted every one of those posts myself, including yours. now fuck off.
>>24545037
>I was giving myself to him. I was literally presenting.
>>24546342
You seem like a clueless faggot and/or 15 years old
>>24546634
Enjoy your ban
This comment is original.
>>24546672
Hello new friend b
>>24546766
>implying
>i don't even go on /b/
nice try though autist
>>24544975
Don't link to salon. Post an archive version
>>24546672
http://www.wsugifts.org/how-to-talk-to-your-partner-about-premature-ejaculation/
http://www.bostonmedicalgroup.com/premature-ejaculation/talking-with-your-partner
http://www.ismasturbationbad.com/premature-ejaculation/
>>24546672
http://askdanandjennifer.com/sex-intimacy/erectile-dysfunction-last-longer-in-bed/are-you-embarrassed-by-premature-ejaculation/
:)
>>24545752
Mein kamerad
DEMOKEKS
REPUBUCKS
>>24545139
>goys
It's goyim for plural. Stupid goy.
>>24547419
>there's a difference between the two
Good goy
This shit happens 24/7.
Liberal faggots just aren't sexy to women.
Conservative men are physically stronger, meaner, and less emotional.
>Fuck dozens of men, men who openly tell you that you are just a sex object to them despite being self proclaimed 'feminists'
>MY PAST DOESN'T MATTER IM READY TO SETTLE DOWN NOW!
>find a beta provider who loves and respects you
>get drunk once and randomly encounter a man who stands for everything you despise
>he openly treats you and everything you believe with contempt
>LITERALLY PRESENT YOURSELF TO HIM FOR BREEDING
Fucking women, lmao. And they say men can't control themselves.
>>24545163
>Genuine warmth, by contrast, left me bored and restless.
That is just sad, holy Christ.
>>24547881
kek for reals?
>that end of the story
lol she keked the guy, never told him and how had a child with him
fucking hell these women have no conscience
Lot of stuff like this, being a good man is something you do for YOURSELF and no one else.
There's a few women out there who appreciate it. Occassionally. Find one of them as a partner, and don't delude yourself.
Ultimately the key is become an 1 in 1000 man and attract a 1 in 1000 woman.
But don't assume the average girl fucks a guy because he's a "good man".
Every time I read shit like this I feel a strong urge to convert to Islam and move to some desert where sharia law rules.
>>24546137
You ever had one of those moments where you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, everythings dead quiet and creepy, and you get this felling that the guy in the mirror is just mockingly playing along, like any moment he's going to poke his tongue at you and call you retarded for not catching on sooner? Like the whole world around you has been one big charade and they've now lost patience waiting for you to realize and are just phoning it in while marveling at your obliviousness. I get that feel reading this shit.
>>24544975
i can't read this shit anymore. fuck this world. i want out.
