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Daily reminder that you will never be american
>you will never go camping in Maine
>you will never experience the comfy winters of the midwest
>you will never go on a road trip from the southwest to new england
>you will never know what it feels like to have the right to keep and bear arms
>you will never live in the epicenter of modern culture and innovation, where everything relevant happens
How do you cope, fellow european robots?
>wanting to get shot
Eurokeks everyone
>>24542524
>Midwest
>Comfy winters
The fuck you talking about? In what world is -30 comfy? Or having to spend an hour a day shoveling your driveway so you can spend another 2 hours to drive to the store?
>>24542689
Excluding states where gun control laws are the most strict, gun deaths in the USA are among the lowest in the world
>>24542720
>disliking immobility and cold, snowy weather
>>24542524
>>24542720
The winters are fucking comfy.
>A hot cup of joe near a windowsil watching the snow gently fall
its my favorite season
I like it I am in Socialist Hell Hole called Europe but I am one that is making that hell I am bureaucrat with comfy salary and easy job making all wagekeks give me their parts because I tell them I am somehow important to have my own biro where I dont do any shit :)
Living in Europe is like russian rullete you have 50 50 chance being extremly hard working wage kek or easy mode lazy bureaucrat
>>24542720
>he doesn't like hibernation weather
WEW
E
W
None of that is really accurate tho.
>>24542949
If you're American, trust me - other countries (europe, at least) are much, much worse than yours
Even if the USA has many flaws, you'd realize it's actually a comparatively great place if you ever came to Europe and lived here for more than a month
> Never be American
I am okay with this.
Living in South Dakota is a death sentence.
>tfw can't go outside cause your face will blister
>tfw 40mph, -100 F wind chill
>tfw can't farm cause 10 foot sheets of ice blanket your land
>tfw stuck at home eating canned meat all the time cause your snow plow broke and you can't drive anywhere
>tfw either drink yourself to death or just noose yourself cause you're so fucking bored
>>24543064
Sounds very comfy though. Much better than the shitty, humid climate here
>actually having decent healthcare and education
>not afraid of getting shot for no reason at all
>not having to fly across the ocean to have some culture
>good internet connection, 2 ms ping on everything and awesome dl speeds
>not having to live in a country that is founded by criminals and religious outcasts of 18th century society
no thank you, I'm ok with being a eurocunt
>>24543110
Apart from the healthcare problem, you're wrong
>>24543110
>not afraid of getting shot for no reason at all
>>24542975
Most European countries are much better places to live than Murrica.
>eastern european
>no niggers
>no spics
>not shutskins of any form
>blue eyed blondes everywhere (including me)
>poor shithole because eastern europe so most people are nice to other people (if they're same nationality)
>fast as fuck internet
>actual free speech
>will never get shot by stupid cops
Feels good
>>24543106
Haha I actually moved here from Miami bcuz parents. It's fucking gay here.
>>24543139
How exactly?
>>24543110
You would say that Mohammed. Anythings better than Syria.
>>24543180
We don't have entire cities filled with niggers
>>24543110
>NHS is a death sentence for serious health issues, other Euro countries aren't much better off
>Muslims running around raping, shooting, chopping people's heads off
>Celebrating your culture is racist, Swedes were always African, etc.
>Countries founded on monarchy, freedom is illegal
I love being an American expat. If I didn't live in pooroupe, I might have believed your lies.
I live an hour away from San Francisco one of these so called epicenters of culture and innovation. Still hate it and would rather be anywhere else.
>>24543180
we don't let a whole city go bankrupt because we are stupid
>>24543214
San Francisco is my favorite American city
>>24543139
Such as?
Anything in southern europe (Italy, Greece, Portugal, Spain...) is completely fucked
Western europe (UK, France, Germany...) is overrun by migrants, socialism and generally shitty reforms and are terrible, depressing places
Central europe (Belgium, Luxembourg, Switzerland...) are boring as fuck, tiny places with a terrible climate which are only good to live in if you're filthy rich
Eastern europe is a shithole, apart from the scenery there's nothing good there
Nothern europe is a meme; Sweden is an alright place but it's overrun by SJ bullshit, Norway and Finland aren't much better... You could make a point for Iceland but it's still tiny and has nothing much to offer
>>24543205
>expat
Please elaborate
I'd love to work in the US but I don't know how I should go about it
Hell I'll trade. I want to see the black forest, try some actually good beer, land a nice Italian husbando and become a goat farmer or something.
>>24543202
What about Stokholm, London, Paris, Munich? Even Atlanta or Detroit would be much better in comparison, because they have segregated communities and niggers are typically (thank g-d) not muslims.
>>24543284
>Even Atlanta or Detroit would be much better in comparison
>detroit
>better than anything
what the fuck is wrong with you? you've gone too far there buddy. detroit is a fucking warzone
>>24543284
>thank g-d
kek
>you wl never be from the UK
>you will never hear all the beautiful British accents
>you will never walk down the streets of London and witness all the diversity
>you will never be spied on more heavily than the NSA
>you will never get investigated and possibly arrested for criticizing migrants on social media
>you will never be poorer than Mississippi
Feels bad man.
>You will never live in Compton
feels safe man
>>24542723
Isn't it the highest among developed nations at least?
>>24543423
No, it's one of the lowest if you exclude NJ, CA, etc
>>24542720
wisconsin here, right now freezing rain is coming down. the roads are going do be death traps
>tfw you realize America's freedom is it's greatest down fall
>tfw you live in New England
>tfw its actual paradise
>at uni in a western european country, waiting for class to start
>overhear a conversation between two guys
>"did you hear what donald trump said on the terrorist attacks in paris?"
>"no, what did he say"
>"he said that if french citizens had the right to bear arms, it wouldn't have happened, what a fucking asshole"
>"yeah man that's offensive, I don't understand how you could even make firearms legal, that's fucked up"
>"I know right? I've seen statistics that show that there are more than half a million gun deaths per year in america" [sic]
>"Yeah that's not surprising"
I want to leave this place
I can't even make fun of the rest of the world, or get angry when they piss their pants in an impotent rage over their irrelevance like ITT
I just pity them.
>>24543513
The south just sucks so hard doesn't it. Has to be all the niggers.
>>24543494
how so
it feels good to be free
>free education
>free healthcare
>no forced patriotism
>not a police state
>cheap booze cuz east europe
>cheap cigs cuz east europe
>cheap weed cuz east europe
>been doing the above since 15, cuz nobody really gives a shit and will sell a bottle of whiskey to a 15 year old.
>also, slavic masterrace
>pirate bay is standard here, I don't think anyone has legal windows, or anything on computer in general, but nobody gives a fuck cuz east europe
>no niggers and other degenerates here, only a couple of asian tourists occasionally, cuz east europe
>not a particularly rich country, so no immigrants want to stay here, cuz east europe
Tell me again how living anywhere in the world could be better.
>>24542524
I live in hawaii but I get the same feels. Fucking sucks fAm
>>24543799
Freedom in the USA just means following a strict code of backwards ethics and being subject to harassment if you disagree
>>24542524
>>you will never go on a road trip from the southwest to new england
I think you're underestimating just how long of a trip this is and overestimating how fun it would be. There's a whole lot of nothing between LA and New York.
>>24543064
sounds pretty shitty senpai
>>24544013
Long trips are nice. What you call "a whole lot of nothing" is the best part - empty roads and countryside
>>24544013
You're not living if you haven't traversed the petroleum sea of North Dakota, or the corn plains of iowa
You will never live in a country where your problems are always considered more important than poor people by the government. Tfw no national anthem to sing and brainwash you. Tfw no really good high-school where teachers are pussies and more afraid of children then the other way around and everything you do get's a star. Tfw last hope for a white country.
>>24542524
Norfag here. You can do all of this if you really want to. I don't particularly want to - never even been to USA, don't care to.
>>24544173
You can't just live in the US no matter how hard you want it though. It just doesn't happen unless you have a lot of money or a PhD in STEM
>>24542524
I wouldnt care less about murica desu
>>24543571
fucking pussies.
>>24543513
CT seems like one of the best places to live according to that chart. i live in CT
it's a shithole. the only reason we're wealthy is due to fairfield county (where i live). the cities are all detroit level trash. everything is extremely expensive here and the people are fucking shit. the only places worth living in are the extremely extremely expensive areas, and unless you make over $300k a year you won't be able to afford living there.
tl;dr ct is shit
>>24543410
>ywn get comfy rainy weather
>ywn be guaranteed money and healthcare just for being alive
I'll trade /pol/ for that any day
American here. I've been all over Europe and the only good thing about that place is that the women are much hotter than American women. Otherwise Europe is a shit.
>Comfy midwest winters
Nigga I lived in the midwest for 17 years and winter was the most dreaded time of the year each year. Snow is the worst thing on the fucking planet.
>>24543110
>actaully having decent healthcare and education
You make me keke eurofag, thenonly people who bitch about healthcare are the wagekek who dont have a job that gives free healthcare. And if europoor education is so awsome how come all you smelly faggots come to the USA for college?
>>24544231
Why couldn't I be born in the US
I just want guns and a small home in a quiet area of the northwest with a liquor store close by
It's not like I'm asking for something huge, right?
>>24544270
You are asking for quite a lot if you don't mean some shitty trailer in a trailer park.
>>24544268
This
Every european knows that American universities are much better, hell I'm in a european university that's among the top in my country and everyone secretly wishes they could have gone to UCLA or whatever
The only reason why I didn't leave europe to go to the US for college is because my parents couldn't pay the international tuition fees, if it hadn't been for that I would've left in a heartbeat
>>24544317
>quite a lot
A 250sqft, shitty apartment in a small town in Maine/NH/whatever is a lot?
All the people I know who want to go to the US are into the whole "I want a huge loft in Palo Alto and a startup in the bay area" meme, my dream seems pretty realistic compared to that
>>24544365
You said "small home" not a shitty apartment next to Tuco and Ahd.
>>24544423
Yeah I meant something really small and cheap, I don't care for large spaces. As long as it's relatively close to nature and not a very dangerous crime-ridden area, I can live anywhere
But I don't know how to make it work, the US doesn't want immigrants who aren't engineering geniuses or well-connected businessmen
>>24544260
How about legal prostitution. You did lose your virginity to a hooker on your eurotrip, right?
>>24544423
>Tuco and Ahd
What are those
>>24542524
When the rest of the world thinks of americans we think of
>niggers everywhere
>mexicans everywhere
>all the white americans are fat
>incredibly high crime rate
within 30 years whites will be a minority too
>>24544782
>>incredibly high crime rate
Nice meme
>>24543052
>hurr durr merica
>posts canada
>>24544814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSp2KGMQEk8
Let me guess cities like Chicago and Detroit don't count as America?
>>24544574
legal prostitution is the only legitimate advantage europeans have over murricans
>>24545126
and cheaper drugs
and less braindead morons
>>24545218
>cheaper drugs
yet you complain about braindead morons? is this bait or involuntary irony?
>>24545238
>being straightedge on r9k
>>24544495
Claim you're Syrian
>>24545278
>/r9k
Exactly, this isn't /b
>>24544867
Chicago and Detroit aren't the entirety of America you dipshit
>>24542689
>I'd rather get blown up by a muslim posing as a refugee instead of owning a gun to defend myself
Eurokeks everyone indeed
>>24543145
>eastern europe
>thinks he's in a better situation than anyone else
>>24545238
Most "brain dead morons" are alcoholic normies who dont even realize they're alcoholic famo
>>24543202
yeah anon
All they have to deal with is SJW. gypsies, muslims, terrorist, propaganda media, and a government that actively fucks with their own citizens to please a bunch of could-be-terrorist :^)
>>24545382
but I do own a gun, fuckface
thank god they're not legal though they would be way too easy to get
>>24545444
can't wait for your government to take it away from you because it scares the refugees my dick sucker
>>24545489
we dont tolerate muslims where I'm from so it wouldnt be an issue
it would be like the old KKK lynchings but for sandniggers
Finland isnotawesomeat all :(
>>24545622
> we don't tolerate muslims
You will
>>24543110
>education
Is that why almost all inventions have been made by Americans including the internet, the light bulbs you have in your home and the site you're using now? Guess all this modern technology was just dumb luck...
British girl accents do crazy things to my dick.
>>24545293
Nah that won't work
I need a real project
america crushes souls
avoid at all costs, all the talking up of it is propaganda trying to mask how shitty it is
>>24545859
>how to rationalize living in europe
You guys are getting less and less original
>>24545886
i was born in and have lived my entire life in michigan
>>24545940
>have lived my entire life in michigan
no wonder your soul's crushed
go somewhere else
how can you be unsatisfied; you live in one of the countries with the highest quality of life in the world, it's so fucking vast you could travel your entire life and never see the same place twice, and it's literally the country that defines and shapes modern culture
>>24545622
>we don't tolerate muslims! wez do them lik murricans dun them niggers
wew lad
>>24545940
Hey fellow Michigander.
>>24545979
ah, the "how can you be sad when everything is so great" argument
fucking normie logic
>>24546034
then it's an issue with you, not with the country you're in
>>24546046
so you're saying the environment a person grows up/lives in has no effect on their life or personality?
>>24544038
Did a road trip from Florida to Maine last year in a big rv cause Merica and gas is cheep. Ya USA is the best
>>24546110
>says he lives in michigan and that it's shitty
>I tell him to move
>"hurr it's deeper than that"
>then stay here and figure it out yourself
>"hurr your environment matters"
>french
I'm already at the top of everything intellectual, but still feels meh.
>>24546145
France is absolute fucking shit, m8. Parisfag here, I'm busting my ass trying to find a way to leave this godawful place for good. Everything from the people to the infrastructures to the scenery is fucking abhorrent at worst, mediocre at best
>>24546172
I'm in Toulouse, not Paris, lel. Why the fuck you would live there ?
>>24546210
Toulouse, Paris, Bordeaux, Lyon, even small villages in bumfuck nowhere, they're all the same. The people and their mentalities are the same, the situation is the same. This country's hopeless
>>24546138
not everyone can afford to move somewhere they want to be.
i cant live off of mommy and daddy's money, unlike you i guess.
holy shit it isn't as easy as you think it is
>>24546239
>i cant live off of mommy and daddy's money, unlike you i guess
I moved out of the house when I was nineteen with no financial support from my family, and I've been living on my own since then. Still managed to move wherever I wanted whenever I wanted because I'm not a spineless, whining fucker like you are. Face your problems and stop trying to find excuses for your self-loathing, you insufferable twat.
>>24542723
>states with gun controll
You mean states filled with porch monkey trash.
>>24546268
what a big guy you are. my bad for falling for the college meme and being horribly in debt. holy shit you're so ignorant it's comical
kill youreself my man
>>24546238
>peaceful life
>easy jobs (software engineer)
>guns
>alcohol
>weed
>easy sloots
I don't know what you're going on about mate, but southern france is bretty great.
>>24543244
lol try actually living there and not just watching it on American tv shows
>>24546308
>my bad for falling for the college meme
Damn, and you have the nerve to call me ignorant.
What did you major in, just out of curiosity? You're probably going to lie and say engineering instead of art history, but whatever.
Don't blame the system for your own shortcomings and lack of good judgement. It's piss easy to get a cheap and valuable education, even in the USA.
>>24546331
I don't know, I guess I'm just generally unsatisfied and fed up with this country's bullshit.
Also
>guns
>southern france
What are you talking about? France is a muh nogunz zone.
>>24546365
i majored in russian because of heritage and personal interest. go ahead, give it to me
>>24546402
Well, I don't know why you're whining on 4chan then, you had it coming and you know it.
Heritage and personal interest? There is no worse reason to study something than that.
You fucked up big time and you're blaming it on outside factors. Rethink your situation
>>24546398
France isn't nogunz, we've got shitloads of hunters. Long guns are easy to get, handguns a bit trickier.
>>24546589
I looked up the legislation some time ago and it says otherwise.
Maybe you can own a gun in your house and use it for hunting, but CCW is absolutely impossible. Either way, there's definitely not the same kind of freedom concerning the possession and use of firearms as in the United States
>>24546589
Also, it definitely is nogunz in the mentality of French people. Bring up the subject and you'll see everyone acts like a pussy, condemns the use of firearms so vehemently and with so much blind rage that you might as well be talking about reopening the gas chambers.
>>24546618
CCW is illegal, but not impossible.
>>24546647
You're right about that, my family is "afraid" of my guns. My mum actually complained that she was scared my AR15 would "go off in the night". Lel.
>>24546649
>illegal, but not impossible
What's that supposed to mean? The only way the gov will let you CC a handgun would be if your life is considered to be in serious danger.
>>24546663
That's ridiculous, holy shit.
By the way, how did you get an AR15? What's the process like if you want to obtain such a weapon?
>>24546689
You just take your handgun in your backpack and keep it hidden. Don't be a fag and show it around like a tough guy, you just keep it for rightful protection. (Retreat first, etc etc.).
Subscribe to a gun club, pass some tests that prove you're not a complete nutjob and the AR is yours for only 1500+euros (yes the price is bullshit)
>>24546721
>take your handgun in your backpack and keep it hidden
Sure, but if you get found out, you're in deep shit.
Anyway, the point of firearms is to protect yourself, so if you can't legally carry one, it's useless.
>1500+euros
Might as well ban guns altogether. kek
I would like to be westerner in general Norwegian, Dutch, Belgian, even German would be better than my current position.
>>24546744
The point is to use it in absolute dire circumstances. Think bataclan. You're not shooting people just because they're black, this isn't texas.
The prices really are bullshit, and don't get me started about the ammo. It's an expensive hobby for sure.
>>24542524
>How do you cope, fellow european robots?
AGGGGGGGGGGHHGHHHHHHHHH
>TFW MANLET
>TFW BALDING
>TFW NEET
>TFW YUROPOOR
WHY COULDN'T I AT LEAST BE BORN AMERICAN? WHY IS THE EU SO SHITTY? WHY IS THE UK SO POOR?
FUCK MY LIFE.
>>24546770
Of course. But imagine you're getting mugged and use your gun for defense; you're the one who's going to get incarcerated.
>>24546788
>UK
Hey, at least you're in an English-speaking country. I have to speak frog all day
>>24546809
Nobody's going to rob you if you just flash the gun, this isn't the wild west. But yes, I do imagine it's possible to get fucked.
>tfw hueland
The pain is real
>>24543317
>I've never seen or been in the same timezone as Detroit.
I see.
>tfw southern european
Americabros, what's the best way to immigrate into your country as an educated (college degree) worker? I'm not a refugee and I'm not rich
>wanting to be shot by niggas
>>24547026
Portugal is a nice place
I was amazed at the poverty though
>>24547122
>wanting to be shot by muslims
>>24542524
Michigan bro here:
>fuck you
Spending the winters in northern michigan blows.
It isn't comfy.If you get a foot of snow in one night there isn't shit you can do except stay inside and jerk it until you get carpal tunnel syndrome.
Need to go to the store? Chisel your car out of this snow ridden hellscape and then everyone drives slow as shit.
>Comfy
>Motherfucker you can't even imagine
>>24547105
H1b visa was literally made for you.
>>24547105
be from syria
>>24547351
>H1b visa
There are a few problems with this, though
It's almost impossible to get a job unless your employer certifies that you're not stealing that job from an american citizen
So basically, to get an H1B, I think you have to be exceedingly well-qualified for a very specific job or have great connections.
Also, once your contract is done, you're done, right? It's a temporary solution
>>24543602
It's because of the Civil War.
They got fucked hard and they never really recovered.
>>24543473
Wisconsin, also. Luckily here it's only 51 degrees so as long as it doesn't drop below freezing we'll be good.
>>24547406
>>24543473
920 here. Where are you?
>>24547430
608, but I'm from 920. Madison is dead as fuck right now.
>>24547449
I'm sorry you have to live in the Southern Part of the state.
Are there any other countries except the US with very lax gun laws?
>>24547490
I love rural Wisconsin, but I'd choose Madison over it for actual living.
>>24547509
>Fox Cities
>Green Bay
>Fon Du Lac
>Oshkosh
>Rural Wisconsin
>>24547537
>shit cities
>those
I'd rather live in rural Wisconsin than any of those, desu, except maybe parts of Green Bay.
>>24547490
I live in De Pere, right outside Green Bay its a good place
>>24547563
Are you black?
I don't see why anyone, especially a robot, would want to live in Madison or Milwaukee.
>>24547574
Richfag.
Its a second world country here, it sucks.
>>24547584
>I don't see why anyone, especially a robot, would want to live in Madison or Milwaukee.
u wot m8?
Some of us actually like culture and not muh beer muh hunting muh packers
>>24547652
>Some of us actually like culture
Got it, a normie redditor, possibly SJW.
>>24542723
>Excluding states where gun control laws are the most strict, gun deaths in the USA are among the lowest in the world
I have my doubts about the veracity of this claim
>>24547668
>bitter because he lives in a shit-tier city for even Wisconsin
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll have a fulfilling life working 9-5 shoveling snow then going home and drinking beer.
>>24543145
You're literally a prole.
>you will never buy a new PC for cheap from newegg
I don't want this feel.
>>24542524
>>you will never go camping in Maine
>>you will never experience the comfy winters of the midwest
>>you will never go on a road trip from the southwest to new england
You can do that as a tourist
>you will never know what it feels like to have the right to keep and bear arms
You can own guns in pretty much literally any country in the world except North Korea.
>>you will never live in the epicenter of modern culture and innovation, where everything relevant happens
pic related
>>24547780
You can own them but not carry them
Also most countries are fucking pussies when it comes to guns, you wouldn't believe it
>>24547804
most countries don't get shot 40 times a day either and their gun owners don't treat firearms like pokemon cards which creates an endles cycle of supply & demand which then lets dindus and betas get their hands on guns easier than they could get healthcare.
>>24547722
The liberal delusion. I'll be fine with my low crime, low prices and almost no human interaction.
You're not a robot, you're a normie.
>>24543145
>eastern european
>free speech
>fast as fuck internet
laughed desu
>>24547872
No, most countries are ignorant and demonize guns to a ridiculous extent
>>24542524
>never
implying it would be impossible to just go to america.
>>24547956
>implying it wouldn't be impossible to stay
I'd rather just stay in my country than visit murrika then go home even more depressed knowing that I'll always live in a shithole
>>24547722
In what world do we have fufilling lives on /R9k/?
>>24547923
>"oh fuck he knows I live in a shithole"
>"better call him a normie, that'll show him!"
You can call me whatever you want, but I've lived in Northern Wisconsin and I know which life is better. Good luck on not getting hit by a drunk driver on the icy roads later.
>>24547941
>hunters are allowed hunting rifles & shotguns
>plenty of shooting clubs
>pistols are often allowed for defending your home
>no need to walk around with assault rifles because life isn't a video game
You sure the country with ridiculous standards isn't the one with toddlers killing people with guns on a weekly basis?
I'm not being facetious, this actually happens.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/10/14/people-are-getting-shot-by-toddlers-on-a-weekly-basis-this-year/
>>24548007
Clearly such a shit hole. I bet you want to live in San Fransisco and really get "culture" there, right?
I can't imagine what kind of bastardized idea you have of "culture".
>>24548041
I'm not talking about the laws, I'm talking about the people
Ask the average european what he thinks of gun ownership and he'll act like a fucking coward, whining about how muh guns kill people and that all firearms should be banned everywhere forever.
Also, no CCW.
>>24548041
Also, what if I just want to own an assault rifle and have fun? Nope, I can't unless I'm willing to shell out thousands of dollars and get anally probed during three months to show that I'm a honest and responsible citizen.
>>24548062
kek, I can visualize you perfectly. I knew so many people like you who still live in the same old towns they grew up in because they were too stupid to go to college but justified it because of "muh conservative values." Then they live in the same old shithole town drinking and doing drugs working some shitty wagekek job while attempting to defend their existence by shitting on Madison and Milwaukee. How are those sour grapes tasting?
>>24548062
Not him but every time I go to sanfran it's enjoyable, it's only bad if you don't have money, just like the rest of cali. If you're rich it's the best state to be in but if you're even lower middle-class, it's a shit hole
>>24548102
>and have fun
>>24547872
>gun owners don't treat firearms like pokemon cards
Thanks for proving my point I guess
>>24548074
>Ask the average european what he thinks of gun ownership and he'll act like a fucking coward, whining about how muh guns kill people and that all firearms should be banned everywhere forever.
Cool strawman argument I guess. I guess the average American believes that gun are magical freedom-sticks that keep all the socialism away and make the free market flow freely.
>>24548041
>Assault rifles
I love this meme.
>You sure the country with ridiculous standards isn't the one with toddlers killing people with guns on a weekly basis?
Oh lordy. This article is great
>Garnishing statistics with terms like "on a weekly basis" and actually showing each death as an iconic baby.
>Literally under 100 people are involved in these situations a year
>Less than 0.000000286% of the US population dies by toddler gunfire every year
That also ignores the fact that it's only logical that people will get shot in these sorts of ways when there is access to guns. Just like how a country with power infrastructure will have more deaths by electrocution.
>go to school
>get shot
>go to movies
> get shot
> go for a run
>get blown up
>tired of getting shot and exploded move to france
>get shot and blown up
I'm in New Zealand, we have Christmas on the beach instead.
>>24548238
Oh, so I can't have fun responsibly? Are you retarded?
I'm not american, you're just a pussy. Stop talking as if guns are the root of all evil, and realize that everything isn't either black or white. Who are you to tell me whether or not I should be enjoying my hobby freely without being restricted in the type of firearm I can buy?
>>24548138
Well lets see.
You love kitsch and think it's "culture", live in a city because you want to fit in, think people who don't share your (illogical) ideology are "hicks", and base your existence on what your peers think of you. The fact you're trying to be so offense makes that pretty obvious.
I hope you didn't go to college for a humanities degree. If you did then you'd fit the bill of typical normie redditor perfectly. Oh right, you didn't even try and refute the fact you're a redditor. That says a lot~
>>24542524
>I will never be victim of a mass shooting
Feels good man
>>24548355
>muh strawman
>muh freudian conclusions
>muh reddit bogeyman
Wow, what great arguments. You really showed me. Kinda ironic how that same humanities degree that you shit on is the one that's beating you in the argument. But hey, keep it up and maybe one day you'll be able to actually convince yourself that your life is worth living.
>>24542524
Havent look at the thread yet but ik itll be filled to the brim with shitposts about how bad america is by yuropoors because its all they do.
>>24548309
>Oh, so I can't have fun responsibly?
Statistically speaking, no. Statistically speaking your kid is going to grab your gun and either accidentally kill you & himself or intentionally kill his classmates
> I'm not american
Then why are you passionately defending them?
There are plenty of gun ranges in any country that you can have fun at.
>>24548473
>Actually had the humanities degree
I hope your parents are rich.
>>24548520
Holy fuck, man. You're so delusional it's not even funny.
>muh statistics, statistics, statistics
Statistics don't mean shit 99% of the time. If you're not a retarded inbred, the things you're describing will never happen because you'll know how to handle guns in a safe way.
I'm not defending America per se, I'm defending the fact that all citizens should have the right to keep and bear arms.
Yes, there are lots of gun ranges I can go to, but that doesn't change anything to the fact that the European mentality concerning guns is completely retarded (muh firearms boogeyman), and that to acquire anything else than a glock 17 to shoot at said range, I'm going to have to sell my liver.
>>24548616
So why can't even Americans own landmines or surface-to-air missiles?
>>24548775
I seriously hope you're not asking this in an attempt to prove your point, because it would be pretty sad
>if all citizens should be able to have any kind of handgun and rifle, then why can't they own exceedingly expensive, incredibly destructive weapons used exclusively by military forces in war zones?
Hmmm, I don't know, try to guess.
Nice to see you're proving my point though; all europeans react the same way and present me with the same nonsensical, overly dramatic "arguments" (read: hyperbolic statements derived from baseless statistics) when discussing the subject of firearms ownership
>>24542524
I'm American I've never done any of this. It's 79 fucking degrees right now, with full sun. Fuck you.
>>24548901
If they can afford it, they should be allowed to defend their property with landmines or to have fun with surface-to-air-missiles or RPGs or even just grenade launchers.
Arms are arms after all.
and the whole "resisting tyranical regime" thing is pointless if their army is far more well-equipped than the local militia.
>live in the US
>have done none of these things
>>24546456
Watching you destroy that guy was satisfying as fuck
>>24549056
Oh come on, fuck off. Your argument is shit and complete nonsense and you know it. You're grasping at straws trying to defend your pussy ideology, stop it.
Accept that guns are safe if used responsibly and that Europeans are cowards when faced with this objective truth. Period.
>>24549625
>guns are safe if used responsibly
So are landmines and RPGs...
>>24549694
Coffee is safe if used responsibly. Why not make cocaine legal? They're both stimulants
That's how retarded you sound
>>24548308
like Belgium, New Zealand isn't a country
>>24549894
Yes, and what a disappointing (You).
>Born in Euroland
>Moves to US
>Doesn't contribute shit
You mad fat ass?
>>24549775
>Why not make cocaine legal?
Well... WHY NOT make cocaine legal? As long as it's taxed and sold only to adults.
besides it's a shitty comparison, stimulants aren't used to defend one's self from home invaders or theoretical tyrannical regimes.
>>24550038
>he had to MOVE FROM HIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY TO A BETTER ONE TO GET A BETTER LIFE
can't make this shit up
ITT: delusional, brainwashed, and utterly delusional Ameripoors desperately try to convince the rest of the world that they don't live in an impoverished, crime and violence filled third world shithole
What are you guys like 60% white and shrinking fast now? What's it like seeing your house of cards empire crumble?
>>24549935
shut up you non-country (you)
>>24550168
butthurt europoor detected
>>24550168
It is a very unequal country. The bottom 50 % is equivalent to the demographic of a shit European country like Serbia.
The top 50 % is like Norway.
