NEET here. Mummy is spending thanksgiving with her new bf so I ordered a turkey subway sub. Make fresh for me, because unlike Wagekeks, I make sure to celebrate and live each day to the fullest
The look on the sandwich artsist's face when he has to work as I am relaxing and celebrating American pilgrimage. Wagekeks are truely depressed
Pls respond. This sammich is yummy. I may get another one tonight as my turkey dinner
>>24543610
This is the saddest thread I've under seen
...I I actually pity the wagekek today. I don't think I can force him to make me a sandwich today. It's simply too pathetic, it would be like beating a dog.
>>24543610
In life there is constant exchange of energy.
If you only work and dont relax you cant be happy and operate normaly
If you constantly relax and dont do anything you also become unhappy cause humans were designed to move and work in order to function properly.
Wagekuck can actually enjoy when they come home to play games and relax, listent to music, cuddle with gf or read book because you have absteined from those activities whole day and your desire came back.
When you are stupid Neet you are constantly doing repetative task, eating sweets, playing games even when you are absolutely sick of them and you want to do something else like being on fresh air.
You need exchange in your life like Yin Yang. You need exchange of energy between work and relaxation to actually feel fullfiled.
You cant tell me that you actually enjoy being in 2x2 staring at computer monitor and doing same repetative task you are doing everday.
Myth is that somehow you are well balanced individuals that read book, meditate, exercise in between when reality is that you cant get of your fucking computer browsing stupid sites and opening 100 porn tabs at once..
Wagekeks :1
Neets: 0
Fuck you im not spending 15 euros for a fucking sandwich
>>24543610
what is it with neetfags and their subway?
I work full time and live with my parents.
> $17,000 in the bank and I am only 20.
> will have over $100,000 in a few years
> will invest in a house debt free
>>24543827
I gave the sand which artist a 25 cent tip since I felt bad for the legal slavery
>>24543610
Thisis the truth of NEET life.
>>24543836
Wise words anon, very wise indeed
>>24543926
smug wojack This guy you make me laugh everytime
The wew army doesn't understand the subway meme. Our official stance, however is that we like it, although there is no consensus on why.
>showered for the first time this week
>shaved for the first time this month
>put on my nice New Balance shoes
>walked up to the subway that is near me
>it was fucking closed
>walked back to shitty apartment subless and enraged
>now eating the pizza rolls I saved for this weekend
I'm never giving those shitheads my money again, it's jimmy johns from now on for me
>>24544334
its because we get to have it our way
>>24543836
I can attest to feeling like a lazy piece of crap when I was between semesters in school once I was like 14+, felt like a giant waste of time. You need to be bettering yourself or at least feel like your time is put to a good use or else you'll fall into the rut that has so many robots here crying out about a lack of motivation, no social skills, etc
I love subway I once geeked off in their tables kek
>>24544591
I meant *jerked off under the subway table. Being a NEET rocks
>>24543836
absolutely true
If you're a wagekek, get a job that gives you more free time
If you're a NEET, pursue a dumb project
Otherwise you're just beta'ing yourself into a shitty life
>>24544661
Who here /getting a bj/ under the thanksgiving dinner table?
>>24543836
really only applies if the only thing you do all day is sit down and browse 4chan. I'm a NEET and I go to the rec center and run, go to the cheapo dollar movie theater and see what's playing, go to the park, sometimes fish at the creek in my neighborhood, go to the library, help around the house, and play golf once a week. There are alot of things that you can do for free or for very little money that the NEET can space out throughout his week or day to keep his computer time fresh.
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>>24543610
Whatsup with all the Subway shills lately?
Mods?
Why is this allowed?
>>24543610
Kek i love this meme, but do other robots eat alot of subways?
>>24545041
That would involve going outside, so... no.
>>24544693
No one on this board is having that happen. If they do it's time to leave.
>>24544744
Its both a Neet meme and a pedo meme at the same time
Fuck you Jared Fogle for bringing more cancer to this board.
Pedophiles should be gassed
>>24543836
i know, but i'm ugly
I'm seriously starting to think this is some sort of awful viral marketing bullshit. Wouldn't bought it ether because subway has taken a dip in sales and quality.
>>24543610
>tfw you open an ice cold delicious Dr. Pepper and get to taste all delicious twenty three amazing flavors.
>>24545804
it's not
I genuinely think some nigger out there thinks this is funny
>>24545759
normies should be gassed. neet lolicon master race
>>24546585
Kill yourself. You child rapists are the reason why we have so many white trash damaged SJW children in the world. Tumblr is your guys fault.
>>24546650
white trash? most sjw's are well off middle class kids who went college and have nothing substantial wrong with them but want to stand out and feel special anyway. blaming pedos for sjw's is the stupidest shit i've ever heard of.
>>24547032
>but want to stand out and feel special anyway
just like pedos online right
do you seriously believe there are people out there who only find little girls attractive? use your brain
>>24547074
>do you seriously believe there are people out there who only find little girls attractive? use your brain
sure there are. they're not as common as guys who find both women and lolis attractive but they're out there. personally i find lolis a lot more attractive than women and it's pretty rare that i jack off to the latter, and they have to have small breasts and narrowish hips for me to be turned on at all.
sjw's are hypocrites for hating on one of the few groups around today that are legitimately stigmatized while they cry about women making a few pennies less than men. then again, feminists are the one who created this stigma in the first place.
>>24547321
All pedos deserve to be killed in public. :) you're next you nigger faggot
>>24547454
i hope you have a kid and someone molests it, normie
>>24547492
Lol why would anyone willingly have a child? Waste of money and time. Get doxxd kike tike fucker
>>24547516
if children are a waste of time and money why do you give a fuck if someone diddles one or even just enjoys looking at one? fucking normies, i swear.
>>24547564
yeah senpai fuck these normies
>>24547564
Because we civilized, desirable, contributory members of society see you as belligerent , vile undesirables deserving of public execution. Where are you on the national data base of sex offenders? Would make finding you easier if you just told me :)
>>24543610
Same here. My mom started fucking tons of guys after my dad died. She's spending thanksgiving with a guy she just met.
>>24547601
>implying you'd do anything if you knew who he was let alone knew where he lived
>>24547601
>Because we civilized, desirable, contributory members of society
read: retards brainwashed by feminists
>Where are you on the national data base of sex offenders?
at your mother's house, cunt
>>24547664
Weird. I'm here for thanksgiving because I'm not a shame to them. Just a bit bored while they discuss law. I'm here to torment filthy NEET pedos like you :). How's it feel to know you'll never be loved? That you're literally despised by everyone around you. Even your own family? Haha. Faggot nigger neet pedo. Kill yourself. Even your parents will be happier with you dead. No more will they have the shadow of shame over their head that is their failure pedophile child. Hah.
>>24547660
Get keked and run a razor down your arm neet beta. Haha.
>>24543836
No thats non human logic
You will be the descendent of peasant farmers or slaves
Real humans being don't need soul crushing repetitive meaningless work to be happy
>>24547762
Uncalled for bro :>)
>>24547962
Why should I care what a NEET thinks?
>get pizza ordered from 2 suburbs away
>30 min round trip
>paid with mostly change and no tip
>tfw hearing the car door slam and he speeds off
>>24548424
this was 2 days ago, do you think its too late to call and tell his boss that he slammed the car door?
>>24548511
don't most pizza deliverymen drive their own cars? why would they care if he slammed his own car door?
STFU FAGGOTS!!!!!!
YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY!!!!
I'M A FAT FUCK, PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GO TO SUBWAY NOW!!!
>>24548620
im 99% sure it was owned by the pizza place (painted with logos, etc)
going to mcdonalds now, anyone know what is the most complicated / difficult meal for them to prepare?
>>24543610
Most Subways only close 3 days a year: Easter day, Christmas day and Thanksgiving day.
>>24548864
Oatmeal marshmallow shishkabob
>>24548864
my favorite is double cheeseburger with extra pickles, extra onions, no ketchup, add big mac sauce, 5 extra beef patties and 3 extra slices of cheese.
They always fuck it up, either forget something or put all the cheese on top like retards, like how dumb can those monkeys be? FUCK! makes me mad as fuck, especially when i'm ordering and they stare at like like retard when i tell them how to make it.
But damn it's tastes good if done well.
