I'm 29 years old
there's no escape
True, you can't stop becoming older. Let me guess, you wasted your twenties?
senpai you're scaring me..
I put on my robe and wizard hat
i'm 28 years old
there is an escape
it's called suicide
>>24543238
It's the only way for people like us
>>24543238
I'm 28 too, can we hold hands?
>>24543162
Agreed.
>27 life wasted
>no motivation
>dead end job
>sitting at home drinking right now to forget it..
>>24543265
no get away from me keep your fucking distance
>>24543265
>>24543238
You 28 too? I thought I was the only old one here.
I'm 26
The path is getting more narrow in front of me.
Soon I will be a wizard but it will mean nothing in the real world.
>>24543283
>thinks he's the only 28 yo on the internet
>is a faggot
>>24543304
>Soon I will be a wizard but it will mean nothing in the real world.
I means nothing in your delusional second world as well. You won't gain any power besides a depression upgrade.
>>24543321
>internet
I mean here on 4chan
>>24543283
Do you have contact details?
>tfw 29
>working a shit-tier dead end minimum wage job
>lost virginity to a prostitute last year (implying that even counts)
>no gf ever
>no friends
JUST
>>24543162
>all these grandparents on 4chan
jesus fucking christ
>>24543357
Who is at fault for this outcome?
>>24543365
enjoy the little time you have left soon you will be one of us
after 23 years old it's all downhill
>>24543344
Yes because it's you and 40k 12 yo
>praise allah
>>24543369
The economy really and normiefags ree,etc
Run wagey run
Jewboss is gonna catch you
Run wagey run
You better get away
>>24543369
My brain
>>24543411
Neeeet fag!
Seriously.. Go to school. Get a job. Or fuck the fuuuuck off!!!
>>24543365
But I'm young at heart
>>24543369
overpopulation
lack of purpose
everyone else has no morals
federal reserve
no sex
>>24543404
>The economy really and normiefags ree,etc
Wrong.
>>24543412
>My brain
True.
>>24543525
>overpopulation
>lack of purpose
>everyone else has no morals
>federal reserve
>no sex
Wrong.
>>24543566
Anxiety, indecisiveness, unassertiveness, zero self-esteem and self-destructive tendencies are what did it for me
>>24543566
>determinism
You are a humongous faggot.
>inb4 "Wrong."
>>24543187
>you wasted your twenties?
No
My personality and ugliness would always prevent me from having a better life.
When I was younger I though that at some point my life would get better... but that's an illusion, for robots there's no escape
>>24544030
>When I was younger I though that at some point my life would get better... but that's an illusion, for robots there's no escape
Nope, you just waited for it to happen instead of make it happen.
>>24543283
Also 28
>>24543283
>mfw when 28 by january
Any advice from older bots to and 18 yo?
>>24545543
Get a degree in something useful, not something you enjoy
Unless those two things happen to coincide
>>24543304
>it will mean nothing in the real world.
People can tell what you are and their reactions aren't in your favor
>>24543238
Me too, 28
30 since october here! You can do it, it's not that bad
>>24545543
>>24545570
DO NOT fall for the college meme. Do not go to college unless you were an excellent student in high school and have already decided on your degree. Learn a trade and just start working anywhere you can to get experience and confidence.
>>24545570
can i just not get a degree and starve to death?
>>24545691
You could do what >>24545666 demon trips here suggests and learn a trade instead
>>24544419
28 here as well. We got ourselves an old folks home in here today!
>>24545543
listen to this >>24545666
only go to college as a tool to make more money, if you don't know what to do or how to do that, don't bother going, it will be a waste of money and you'll end up like all these idiots who went to college and work bullshit jobs because they got a worthless degree
>>24545691
Get a job in a kitchen, that's what I did. They just give me food to see if I can eat it all at this point (I can).
>>24543238
>>24543265
>>24543283
28 here too I'm gonna hold hands whether you figgots like it or not
>>24545543
listen to this guy>>24545666
Also if you have any problems, physical and mental, start working on them seriously NOW. Don't let that shit fester. Your motivation to improve yourself will decrease over time.
>>24543162
at least your not a nigger
>>24545755
Degrees and certification keeps from getting laid off and you have more jobs to choose from.
It's so fucking embarassing to have to say that I'm 39 years old.
I wonder how old the oldest person on here is, the other day I started wondering about capeshit and the mcu and how long it would go on for before it rebooted. I wouldn't doubt it if it went on for another 20 years which is pretty scary when you think about it. Shit I'd be 41, by then
>>24545543
Pick something you are genuinely interested in and become an expert in it.
Could be with our without college, but git gud at something.
Everything else will follow.
at least i have muh stem degree and muh stem job
>>24543238
>>24543246
You can pay bitches. Will cost more for people like you, but it's an option.
I turned 29 recently. Keep working hard and you'll get your lucky break. I make $60k a year and I can't complain. Life is good now. It was shit during college tho.
>>24545543
just go with the flow lad and have no regrets; relationships and not only overrated but they will ruin you in the long run, every time.
>>24549183
>Thinks the only thing they care about is "getting their dick wet"
Top normie
>>24543162
30 year old here
mfw the ride never stops
>>24545543
Don't waste your fucking time here. Take advantage of your youth. Join a gym and lift or take up a martial art. Grow your hair out and do what you want. Get your dick wet but also wear a condor.
At the same time though, get all of your video-game and anime-watching out of your system as well.
career-wise, take some time and think about it. Also don't settle on studying or doing just one thing if that's what not what you want to do.
Life, and getting laid, has never been easier with all of this crazy futuristic technology.
Don't wait, because one day you'll wake up and be balding and skinnyfat and still livin at home watching Chinese cartoons.
>>24549375
>not getting your dick wet
asexual please, shouldn't you be blogging on tumblr?
>>24549283
What do you do and how long did it take you to achieve that?
It seems like there is really no hope for us 27+ year old old failures that haven't started down a career path yet.
>28
>got worthless BA
>on my 10th dead end near min wage job in as many years
>lucky if I make ~$15k a year
>live at home
>parents hate me
>no friends
>never had a gf
>khhv
>Only thing I have going for me is that Im not fat and I dont have cancer or some other major illness yet.
>>24549464
>Get your dick wet but also wear a condor.
How the fuck do you put one of these on?
>>24543265
i'm 28 and i'll hold your hand
>>24549548
start at the tip of your dick and roll it down your shaft obviously senpai
>>24549592
Should I kill it first?
>>24544030
>for robots there's no escape
Other robots?
>>24549604
time is of the essence and killing animals is cruel senpai
>>24545799
I don't want your greasy cum stained hands touching my mine.
>>24549464
>Life, and getting laid, has never been easier with all of this crazy futuristic technology.
For Chad, but he never needed it anyway.
>>24548722
Nothing to be embarrassed about. Age is nothing buy a number.
Although I'm a level 36 wizard I can give you (and everybody else whom it might concern) four advices:
1. Don't EVER mention that you're a virging/not good with girls. Just... don't
2. Do NOT under ANY circumstances show weakness/feels in front of girls (until, well, she's your gf). You don't have to act like the most badass alpha, just don't be a pussy drowning in self loathing. Girls will avoid you like the plague.
3. You are not a 1-4/10. Seriously. Self consciousness is a very bad thing.
4. Don't fall for girls that seem to like you. Many of them just think you're 'nice to talk to' or 'are a sweet friend'. If they act like that, go for it or just leave her where she is. No man (or robot) needs a clingy pussy that just 'likes' him.
Just a few weeks ago I probably blew a chance at some prime pussy.
Bah, who am I kidding, but if I didn't act like a social retard who knows what might have happened.
>>24548823
There is a 58 yr old man here i think
>>24549528
Life isn't a race. Don't get caught up on the fact that you're older than your peers or that you need to do "x" by "y" age. I graduated college later than normal at 24. At the same time (in general), don't just sit around unemployed and burden your family because you're justifiably gonna get shit from them, but you're working, so you have something going for you.
For me, I came across an entry level shit job and worked hard. The managers took notice and basically offered me a full time job at $40k/year when a position became vacant. All of this happened within a year. Luck plays a huge role into success, but having your tools at your side significantly helps.
I would recommend working less hours at those minimum wage jobs and spend more time looking for volunteer work and work that has potential growth. I work for a very major organization.
Stop putting pussy on the pedestal too. Once you have your life together, chicks are significantly easier to pull. I met and fucked multiple chicks after I moved out into my own place. During college, a lot of chicks thought I was that weird kid because I was poor and looked like shit. Once you get a job, you can afford your own place, buy nicer clothes, and the lays will come. In the mean time, don't even think about females. If you really have to, just fuck an escort. Friends are nice to have, but I've been a solitary person all my life. Don't get caught up too much on not having friends. Just focus on improving yourself. The road is long, but it's not impossible.
My last advice... I get that life is shit and you feel like you're in a rut, but try your best to be optimistic. Employers do not want to hire depressed losers. Fake the normie life. I've been on 4chan since 2007. If I can make it, so can you. Good luck.
>>24545666
I agree. Going into the trades were the best decision of my life. Didn't really make me more social and outgoing but it does put food on the table and you'll always find ok paying work.
>>24549778
Even for a no-friend beta robot like myself it became possible with the magic of the internet, anon.
>>24550140
What industry do you work in? Is it STEM?
Did you complete a STEM major?
>>24543283
There a wizards here, of course there are older people on here.
28 here.
>>24550140
>>Life isn't a race. Don't get caught up on the fact that you're older than your peers or that you need to do "x" by "y" age.
Great advice, too bad everyone else will. When you're not where society wants you to be, they'll make sure to fuck you over every way they can.
>>24549778
Escorts u dumb nigger, escorts.
>28
>meet a girl that is into me for the first time in my life
>basically handed to me on a silver platter
>and I still fucked it up
Yep, imma join you brothers. Some people are meant to be alone.
>>24545543
Do everything you want NOW.
When you're that young, you can back from anything. Make your mistakes and live life so you aren't a sad sack of regret later on.
Regrets are hell.
>>24550140
>I was poor and looked like shit. Once you get a job, you can afford your own place, buy nicer clothes, and the lays will come.
that all would be an okay post if only you douchebag wouldn't proclaim a false truth.
looks and money don't really matter when trying to get a gf. it's all about playing the shitty numbers game, faking confidence, charisma and game in general.
