>look for my name on the table for the family thanksgiving
>aunt, uncle, cousin, brother, mom, dad, uncle, aunt
>can't find my name
>check the kids table
>find my name
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>family is so autistic we have assigned seating complete with name tags
>having a list
"We are a important family huehue"
Fuck off
i wanna put my weenie between satsukis butt cheeks
>>24545632
My family has a rule that if you are unmarried or not in a serious relationship you are automatically at the kids table. 28 year old man who sits at the kids table with his nieces and nephews here.
>>24546321
I want her to give me a Browjob and drink down my semen.
>>24546339
I have a rule that I don't go to shit
feels comfy
>>24546339
Terrible rule, why do they mock singles?
>>24546339
Holy shit that's autistic. Sorry, anon
>>24546339
I have a rule that if my family treats me that way I just don't show up during any family gatherings.
Big deal fambot.
I've sat at the kids table for years.
Ironically we're all in our 20s now.
>>24546339
Why the hell do you eben keep assisting if it's obvious they don't even like you? For real. fuck families like that.They are literally saying you have no value as an adult ot a person just because a slut doesn't wants to have sex with you
>>24546545
That's what they want idiot. To weed out the losers
>>24546612
If the majority of my family that is divorced and have fucked up kids they struggle to support are 'winners', then I'll gladly accept my defeat.
>>24546339
>not having fun with the kids
>not being his hero by making up stories
You wont make it
>23
>youngest person in my family
>small family, only 6 of us will be here tonight
>no one drinks
>boring dry conversation
>dry turkey also, "oh no the turkey's dry!" - mom for the last 10 years
>mom can't cook for shit
love my parents and family but thanksgiving is the most boring goddamn holiday. can't even burn an hour or two watching football and not talking cause no one else watches the tv
>Dad's parents are coming
>One brother is bringing his gf and her parents
>Other brother won't be here this year
P A N I C
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>mfw sister had mono so we got to have Turkey Day at home this year
>>24546612
To hell with a family like that then.
