>2016
>not being libertarian
Explain yourselves right now. Every robot can benefit from free market capitalism and individualism.
When I was 10 or 11 I would give my older brother handjobs and I liked it.
>>29844670
Oh anon, but I am a libertarian
>free market capitalism
>libertarian
>free market capitalism
>individualist
What do you BETAS do for money?
>>29844664
engage in eternal NEETdom
>>29844744
honestly though, how does it feel to be a beta male that can't provide for himself?
>>29844664
Desktop support for a law firm
It's just as bad as you assume.
gf wants me to go down on her.
help me
go buy a dental dam and some nose plugs and just do it.
>>29844613
she wants to do it tonight, like in an hour.
I have condoms
shes in shower now. said shes getting herself ready.
fuck fuck fuck I don't want to do this
Have you ever been ridiculously wasted?
>>29844453
yes
i got ridiculously wasted to the point where i have no recollection of what happened in a span of 4 hours
i also lost a $1300 dollar phone somehow
On GTA, many times over.
>>29844481
An original story time
Don't watch anime because they usually all have the same plot of boy-child in love triangle or some middle schooler's fantasy. But tI have seen some exceptions, like Death Note or Ghost in the Shell.
Fuck it, I'm green-texting the rest.
>Never watched Cowboy Bebop
>Started watching it
>I enjoy this a lot more than I expected
any other good animes of the caliber?
>>29844435
Psycho Pass is pretty good. Minimal idol shit, some typical fan service, but an overall good story.
Obviously evaAsuka a shit
>>29844435
I can't recommend Steins;Gate enough. It's a slow burn but once it gets going it's great.
I also recommend Welcome to the NHK, which should be required viewing for robots.
What's your opinion on the early 2000s, /r9k/?
It was cool.
The greatest time in history (even if 9/11happened), very few conflicts, economic growth, perfect balance between conservative and liberal values, technology made for the consumer and corporations seemed trustworthy.
>>29844361
4chan was at its greatest in 2001
>decent face, doesn't have to be model tier, but it shouldn't hurt to look at
>long brunette or strawberry blonde hair
>5'3" - 5'7"
>reads
>is passionate about some art form (music, film, or literature)
>atheist
>conservative
>doesn't use social media
>only has...
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>smart
>inquisitive, likes to talk about whys
>straightforward and honest
>math or science major
>not a pseudo-intellectual, can separate her feelings from facts
>not obsessed with popularity or her social status
>patient with my social incompetence
>size isn't that important but semi-spherical boobs
>into...
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>strong personality
>independent
>decisive thoughts
>well versed and smart
>good talk
>adventurous
>strong minded
>doesn't hide her problems with me
>not too stubborn
>strong on the outside, softy on the inside
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>>29845029
oh and nice hair
nice hair is good
>Finally move out
>Life instantly improves dramatically
>>29844172
>move out
>slowly start not caring about things like cleaning or washing clothes
>clothes strewn everywhere
>get out of bed (dont wash sheets) and get on computer
>fap into sock
>browse 4chinz
>go to sleep
i dunno man this is kinda bad
>try heroin
>Life instantly improves dramatically
>>29844172
did u get a nice job?
Who here /christian/ and robot?
You can finally find that purpose in life with Jesus and combat degeneracy.
Went to bible school as a kid. I don't think God is some dude dancing in the clouds but there's something or someone there, and they keep getting pissed at me and fucking my shit up.
>>29844105
I want to believe but something in my head just won't let me. Atheism makes me sad (I fucking hate new atheist fags who think atheism is good news) but it's the only belief that seems plausible to me.
>>29844105
Used to be christian. Cant believe any more but Im fine with people believing if it makes them happy (as long as they're no shoving it down people's throats) Buddhism makes way more sense to me. I just like to pluck out the best philosophies wherever I find them.
How the fuck does a pale, hairy, out of shape dicklet get a qt Asian girl with a tiny vag like this?
Seriously, my body/dick isn't much worse than this and I'm good socially. Can any fembots chime in on whether this body/penis is acceptable for the purpose of procreation?
Also, can we get a thread going about realistic things we can all do to better ourselves. I'm trying to get in better shape and go back to school.
Self-improvement power move: cut off any people that put you down.
>>29844107
This seems like pretty solid advice. How do you feel about spending time with people who are negative like most robots here?
They got the time and money for women, apparently.
Would a girl notice if you're 5'9 but you said you were 5'10 and she's 5'8?
>>29844035
probably. better chance getting away with that with shorter wimmins
>>29844035
No. Women are stupid, and if shes fucked in the head enough to bring a tape measurer, then she deserves to be lied to.
Yes and she'd think it's lame that you're exaggerating your height
Anyone wanna befriend me? I'm super lonely.
ok anon
but i have questions
>>29844026
i will be your friend op
goddamn original
>>29844054
Shoot
>>29844127
Yayyyy
Who /legit crazy/ here?
>hear voices in my head all day
>get into fights with random people on the street for looking at me
>need to throw things across the room
>think everyone is trying to trick me in some way
>buy gallon milk every 3 days just to pour it out the window
>tell authority figures that a demon is trying to eat my soul
You're schizophrenic. Good job.
>>29843948
But how would you post this and know you were insane if you were really insane?
>>29843967
It's called a moment of clarity, friend.
When did you accept the fact you were severely autistic?
>>29843852
>tfw its me in the picture
a-ask me anything
>>29843852
only a few ago when i watched some documentary posted here about a virgin going to some amsterdam sex school.
>>29844053
>a few hours ago
fuck that documentary. it threw me into a spiral of despair.
>he has yellow fever
>he doesn't realize that due to their underdeveloped chin/jaws, prominent lips, high cheekbones and flat faces, Asian chicks look like retarded fish when sucking cock.
Do Asians chicks have the absolute worst facial aesthetics when giving blowjobs? I used to like Asian qts but evey pic I've seen of them sucking dick they end up looking horrendous. I can't imagine getting head and looking down to see this, I would actually lose my erection. I also have a feeling Asian girls...
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I nearly lost my yellow fever after jacking off to a malaysian "trap" over skype about two weeks ago. Lost any sexual interest in traps and trannies though, helped me get back to being a bit more "vanilla" in my porn interests. Still regret it tho.
>>29843646
That sounds awful. You should be ashamed.
Was briefly interested in asians until I thought about myself physically being with one which just didn't seem right. Felt kind of grossed out and lost what little attraction to asians I had.