gf wants me to go down on her.
help me
go buy a dental dam and some nose plugs and just do it.
>>29844613
she wants to do it tonight, like in an hour.
I have condoms
shes in shower now. said shes getting herself ready.
fuck fuck fuck I don't want to do this
>>29845310
>tfw im not the only one that finds this idea disgusting
Run, OP! Just run!
>>29845345
shower just stopped running
what the hell do I do?
>>29845394
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!
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get the fuck off my board NORMANDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29845413
she wants me to get off my phone.
I told her I need a minute becuase i'm replying to an important work email.
I need to think of something else. Shes already rubbing herself, says shes getting it ready for me down there
Just do it, she'll think you are a keeper, and you might just enjoy it.
OP this is important: Is she overweight?
If so you're fucked.
>>29845473
>>29845459
i cant delay any more
>>29844571
just start crying and sobbing. Tell her she is a racist.
Don't do it. Just grab her hair and force her to suck your dick instead. She'll be turned on by your dominance.
>>29845493
enjoy your meal op
i dont feel well guys
the smell wont go away
you can get the taste out of your mouth if you eat her ass too
vagcuck
>>29845705
Shower, brush teeth, mouthwash. What taste? There is a BO like taste/smell, there should be a sort of salty taste, and a sweet smell. If you smelled/tasted anything else, she might not be very hygienic.
>>29844571
>All these people in this thread are talking about how disgusting it is to eat out a pussy
>I want to do it every single day
What is wrong with you fucks?
>>29845705
wtf is this
>>29845493
bon appetit, baby!
>>29845752
i got sick while doing it. im locked in here now
>>29845492
she's chubby black girl
>>29845746
they just love dick
>tfw no gf to gently push your face into her wet hole
>>29845705
next time make it painful, fingernails are effective
>>29845807
>eating pussy
>gentle
no anon
>>29845746
/end thread, my brother
>>29845737
this, i think OP has a dirty gf or else he would appreciate the finer things in life
>>29845828
i admit i'm not a pro at it there's still so much i don't know
ITT a bunch of faggots who don't like eating pussy LOL
>>29845746
Simple: they're virgins.
>>29845705
>>29845801
she wants me to come back and finish
there was white stuff inside i don't want this
>>29845871
not only is it extremely unpleasant it's also extremely beta
>>29845938
>there was white stuff inside
ANON YOU ARE CLEANING UP AFTER CHAD. ABANDON SHIP.
>>29846026
op here.
in the shower now cleaning off. bathroom smells like vomit. shes pissed at me because i asked her what the white stuff was. very defensive about it. i hope it's not chad because i got some on my face
>>29844571
Make her shower beforehand
Also spell the alphabet on her vagina and you're good to go
>>29844571
Did god sent us another chris chan?
>>29845938
>>29846026
>>29846424
I'm pretty sure the white stuff is just vaginal discharge from arousal you fucking robot fucking fuck fucks.
>>29846424
is she overweight??? or ?
>>29846469
on her vagina, or her clitoris?
>>29846542
i met her at anime club, so i don't think she would cheat on me
>>29846678
What race is she? You are both degenerate, taking pictures like that. Shame on both of you.
>>29846020
How would you know when you have never seen a vagina?
>>29846020
Haha yeah oral sex is so beta
>>29844571
i love this guy, this thumbnails are great memes
>>29846550
Clitoris, always the clitoris. And you can ask her what she likes too.
the white stuff is most likely vaginal discharge you retarded fuck
its natural
pretend you have a stomach ache and go to bed. I ate a few girls out and it ranges from awesome to realllllly shitty. it's something I don't do anymore because reasonsblood in my mouth
>>29844571
>gf
Get the fuck off this board you goddamn faggot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29845705
why didnt you guys shower together or something beforehand? messing around in the shower and washing her pussy wouldve been smooth as fuck and also eliminate any stink or gross tastes. also the white stuff is likely vaginal discharge which is completely natural as other anons said, although i dont think the white stuff is part of arousal but is more of a bodily function
