>decent face, doesn't have to be model tier, but it shouldn't hurt to look at
>long brunette or strawberry blonde hair
>5'3" - 5'7"
>reads
>is passionate about some art form (music, film, or literature)
>atheist
>conservative
>doesn't use social media
>only has 1 or 2 good friends, neither of them being male
>willing to experiment with psychedelics and other drugs
>smart
>inquisitive, likes to talk about whys
>straightforward and honest
>math or science major
>not a pseudo-intellectual, can separate her feelings from facts
>not obsessed with popularity or her social status
>patient with my social incompetence
>size isn't that important but semi-spherical boobs
>into bdsm, submissive/switch
>more energetic/driven than me, pushes me to improve myself
>bubbly and optimistic without being obnoxious and preachy
>strong personality
>independent
>decisive thoughts
>well versed and smart
>good talk
>adventurous
>strong minded
>doesn't hide her problems with me
>not too stubborn
>strong on the outside, softy on the inside
>egoist
>affectionate
>doesn't hide any secrets from me
>not too thin or too fat
>good face, 7/10 or more
>likes to cuddle
>not a workaholic
>has vagina
>>29845029
oh and nice hair
nice hair is good
>Catholic
>Brunette
>Plays vidya (actually plays)
>Willing to be a housewife
>Wants kids
>Cute
>Nice
>Wants to cuddle
This is it
>likes to cuddle lots (and lets me be little spoon)
>ok with me being quiet
>like playing videogames
>doesn't like going out frequently (night walks ok though)
>not obese
>doesn't do shit tests
I'm fine with either a bf or gf at this point, dont really care about sex but really want to be held
>>29844190
Appearance in order of importance:
>red head/ginger
>not fat
>white, latania or middle eastern
>good face
>medium-large breasts
>as tall as me or shorter, as long as shes not literally a midget
>ass: I really don't care
Personality in order of importance:
>shared interests: video games, politics, history
>Christian, preferable Protestant. Atheist is fine as long as its not in an edgy way. Jewish is also fine
>smart
>not overly emotional
>preferable conservative polically but any ideology is fine as long as shes open minded about politics.
>good career prospects/ambitious
>introverted
>artistic
>>29845326
if you take the appearance part, you kind of described me.
I am a straight man, though.
>>29845369
>medium-large breasts
>asian
>pretty face
>kind soul
>makes a lot of money
>isn't boring
>isn't retarded
>laughs at my jokes
>asian
>pretty face
>kind soul
>makes a lot of money
>isn't boring
>isn't retarded
>>29845369
>not fat
>medium-large breasts
>guy
Pick two
>>29845412
whats the problem, we are talking about ideals, aren't we?
>we are talking about ideals, aren't we?
>>29844190
I have reached the point where I'd be ok with a talking fish with a pussy. Ideally a nice pussy and a woman's voice.
>>29844190
>catholic
>chill
>not a niggress
>a symmetrical face
a chill grill is the only unrealistic part here, i guess
This is the ideal, but I do like to be surprised.
>introverted
>has some form of depression
>hates people as much as i do
>has no close friends other than me
>clean and hygienic
>atheist, agnostic, or irreligious
>dark-slavic type look
>thin with round, medium sized, perky boobs
>no taller than 1.75cm
>racist but not obsessed or orthodox about it
>has at least one major hobby, preferably artistic
>no social media
>likes sex but not too much
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor
>>29845775
>catholic
>racist
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>29844766
you described my gf, if take out the math and science part. She studying law.
>ITT: describe the female version of you
>>29845847
or your opposite.
>>29845806
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>pale skin
>decent face
>on the shorter side 5'4" at max
>long hair
>playful
>open minded with drugs
>likes slow, tender sex
that about does it
>>29844190
>>chubby, nerdy
>>glasses a plus but not necessary
>>articulate, reads everything
>>writes, good at it
>>doesn't like sex much but loves cuddling and other non-sexual physical intimacy
>>kind of sad
Some day...
(gf)
>nice face
>white or asian
>nothing extremely off-putting (e.g being disabled)
>interesting; fun to hang out with / talk to
>into /gfd/
i don't really care if they are norman or not as long as it isn't too bad
>>29845984
Bf or gf?pls be grill looking for bf, this description is everything I am
>>29846058
lol sorry dude, guy talking about my ideal girl.
>>29844190
My ideal bf would be
>less than 6 years older than me (18)
>within 10cm of my height, 180cm (4" and 5'11 respectively for those of you that use freedom units)
>is cute, has blonde hair and blue eyes
>is slim
>would like to do dumb romantic stuff
>willing to be showered in/shower me in kisses and cuddle with me constantly
This is ideal though, my standards for an acceptable bf would be a lot lower.Oh, and >lives near meAlso I'm a guy too, pls no bully
>>29846217
fit all of that except the hair, and eye colorand i hate faggots
>>29846217
>20
>172cm
>dark brown hair blue eyes
>59kg
>really likes cuddlingaaaaaaand I live in burgerland
>>29844766
tfw fit almost all of it but boy
>>29845793
if preferring whites/asians over blacks makes me racist, im fine with that.
>>29846217
faggot burn in hell
someone who will kill me painlessly in my sleep
>bf who is intelligent, logical and formerly emotional but now dead inside
>bf who vaguely hates the entire world but is beyond wanting to make it a better place
>bf to be insane with
>bf who will push me over the edge but will also go over it with me
if you are losing your mind too, please get in touch.
>>29846493
>tfw no crazy gf to save, but also beat the shit out of during sex
>inquisitive
><insert nerd hobby>
>intellectually active
overrated as fuck.
>>29846493
Literally me, do you have a vagina?
>>29846278
Australia, so close but so far anon
>>29846255
It's a shame you hate homos anon, sounds like you'd make a nice bf
>>29846393
I said pls no bully;-;
>>29846493
>literally every male on this board
That's some good bait.
>>29846700
my gf thinks i make a good bf too fag
>>29846515
don't want to be saved but good luck
>>29846650
yes
>>29846715
no one on this board is really like that though. no one on this board is insane enough for me. pretty sure most people here are either normie or still have hope deep down.
i used to say that i was dead inside but really, i just meant that i was sad. i had no idea what it could be like. now i'm close to being truly dead inside. sometimes i still feel moments of sadness but it's very brief. a true disconnect from humanity is growing all the time and i am thankful because this world disgusts me.
so no, it's not bait and no, i don't want someone like you.
>>29846877
Fuck it, might as well ask for contact then.
>pic related
Oreganali
>>29847270
looks like a boring ultranormie.
>>29847268
here, just made a throwaway
[email protected]
email if you really feel like it
mine is
>5' 2"
>113 lbs
>black hair
>sweet face
>full lips
>wide jaw
>sweet b cups
>tight little bod
>tight tiny pussy
>toned trim legs
>kissable feet
and shes naked curled up next to me right now irl, robots.
never surrender. it can happen to you.
sweet baby face
near 30 y/o
130-200 lbs
doesnt smoke
no kids
not weird sexually or otherwise
doesnt cheat, lie, etc
doesnt drag me into anything I dont like
accepts me for who i am, doesnt complain etc
can think critically
bathes
pic related
That feel when he starts retweeting liberal bullshit
>>29846877
hey if you found your no-hope-left, going insane bf would you genuinely want to go out and do big insane crazy stuff with him? even if it meant it would cut short your total lifespan or freedom or w/e
>>29844190
>Conservative
>Atheist
I fucking shat myself omfg lmao
>>29849043
I smell a steaming load of /r/atheism
>>29848976
probablyi don't like being alive very much anyway
>>29847697
i logged out of the email before and they're not going to let me log back in without attaching a phone number (which i'm not going to do) so to the person who emailed me, sorry, if you ever do come back to the thread.
>>29849080
Being a racist/homophobe/etc is dumb if you're not religious. Most religions teach the victims should be blamed and therefore niggers, women, and fags are being punished by God and whites and men are being rewarded by God for their holier nature. Religion also helps poor people accept their permanent status as a submissive
>>29849195
Yeah im still lurking, any interest in continuing to talk?
>>29849195
where do u live
also have you been imprisoned/abused/raped/lost someone close in order to truly lose all hope?
>>29844190
>likes me for who I am
that's it
>>29849484
shitskid detected
doesn't like being nasty to people, gauges intention rather than action, naturally develops herself as a person through living, pretty face, doesn't rely on instant messaging/text, has good taste in memes, tries to talk on a date and doesn't expect me to do everything for her, is understanding of others rather than nasty, thinks that topshop and its princesses are silly
>>29849512
that's not very nice
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
She needs to be adorable and like cuddling a lot.
Must be scared of the dark or something because girls are cuter when they're scared.
No taller than 5'8
Not fat.
Average sized tits.
Virgin. (This is impossible, I know)
Thick black hair
Blue eyes
5'10
Deontological ethics
Stoic outlook
Principled
Enjoys debate
Well read
Quick wit, love for puns
Never meek
Values family
>atheist
Cuck who wants to be cheated on. Atheists have no morals.
>Short, about 5'4
>Auburn hair in a cute hairstyle
>Pale
>Big light eyes
>Dresses conservatively
>No tattoos or piercings
>Somewhat artistic
>Principled
>Kind and caring
>Is not pragmatic, enjoys things just for their own sake
>Enjoys simple things and doesn't need very much excitement
>Not materialistic
>Traditional values
>>29847270
She has a tiny head
>tall
>has stinky feet
>do sports
the rest i don't know, i don't see myself spending time with an other person anyway
>>29844190
hey that looks like this girl shes a turbo slut
>wont bother me
>no friends
>5/10+
>>29844190
>white
>not fat
>decent face like 5/10 is perfect
>shy
>sociopathic/pyschopathic i want someone who thinks the same way as me and i can understand
>intelligent or atleast aware
>not a slut
>white
>femboy/twink
>couple of years younger than me
>doesn't have a fucked up personality disorder
>not a jackass
>not a full-on autist and is self-aware
>conservative
>actually lives by me
>>29844190
>decent face
>not obese
>knows basic personal hygiene
>isn't totally obnoxious
in no particular order
>Is improve driven (in an intellectual sense)
>Has some goals
>Likes art, plays an instrument
>Introverted
>Reads often
>Not an indie.
Likes cats
>Has a critical mind, does not form strong opinions in short time.
>Likes creating stuff
>Objective but capable of considering people's feelings
>Doesn't talk about famous people's looks and focus on their work
>Not rich, or rich by his own, no parent help.
>Have had some trouble in life that made him mature and "realize" some things
>No small talk
>Curious
>Not easily surprised
>Ectomorph body
>Black hair, clear eyes, pale (not really needed but)
>Taller than me
>NO high-pitched voice
>In my age range 18-25
Is that impossible?
>>29844190
>highly intelligent
>honest and straightforward
>faithful and loyal
>kind and sweet
>values relationships highly
>reserves physical intimacy for long term relationships
>enjoys going to flea markets and antique stores with me
>enjoys playing with toy trains and other autistic hobbies
>qt with pale skin and nice hair
>will actually love me for life
I guess I haven't given up all hope yet but finding a woman like this seems very unlikely, and even if I did I don't know if I'd ever be capable of believing and trusting her.
bf
>older than me or around same age
>funny
>slim or lean body
>likes videogames
>taller than me or around same height (im 6'1)
>bit autistic or weird
>introvert
>nice smile
>likes cute romantic stuff
>good hygiene
no im not a girl
>>29851555
Fuck, you sound boring
>>29846493
Insane as in, let's do stupid shit for shits and giggles or
Insane as in, 2deep4u nihilism doesn't even fucking describe me
or ACTUALLY INSANE
at least try being more specific with your bait anon, baka desu fampai
>Middle Eastern
>5'10" - 6'1"
>Sports a beard, but keeps it trimmed
>Average build, or lean muscle
>Pragmatist
>Sane
>Doesn't subscribe to extremes (racism, Tumblr, etc.)
>Shares my interest in all things reclusive (board games, reading, etc.)
>Not religious
>Libertarian (i.e. he actually gives a shit about civil rights too, and isn't just fiscally conservative)
>Not a drug user
>Doesn't see any point in the institution of marriage and is perfectly happy in a relationship without labels or commitments
>Okay with a non-exclusive relationship
>>29851969
>shy
>sociopathic
>not a slut
wew m8, do you even know what the fuck a sociopath is like?
i mean i know some of you are just edgy but holy shit
>>29844190
Tfw 90% of what you posted is my gf
I'm down for most of the stuff in this thread except video games. I would never want my gf to play video games. I like that she comes with me everywhere and we try all sorts of new shit together
bf or gf
Physically
>"flaws" that add charm
>taller than me (>5'7) and slender
>short curly hair
>any race, really, but leaning towards my own (not for physical reasons but b/c of higher chance of cultural similarities)
Personality
Most of what >>29844766 listed:
>inquisitive
>straightforward
>math or science major
>can separate his/her feelings from facts
>not obsessed with his/her social status
>patient with my social incompetence
>into bdsm
and
>peculiar or slightly insane (there's no way possible I can be with a normie)
>>29852474
do you have kik, yes i know what a sociopath is like....
>>29849246
thats so cute. babby thinks he knows politics.
>>29852812
im a boi m8, i was just pointing out that is almost impossible to find a person who is shy, not a slut and also a sociopath
since the last pretty much isn't compatible with the first two
>>29852933
not true its highly unlikely but it happens. we always think about it though, and i dont care you think i expected a girl on here? give me your kik i want to talk to you
>>29849246
>conservativism = hating everyone that isn't a straight white male
so the tswana man that wants to preserve the language/customs/social order/etc of his people is a self-hating uncle tom dancing-for-the-massa coon suffering from internalised white supremacy but the tswana man who wants to cast his culture aside in favour of "progress" is mentally healthy and loves who he is? makes total sense.
>>29853039
>so the tswana man that wants to preserve the language/customs/social order/etc of his people is a self-hating uncle tom
More often than not, yes. Being opposed to other cultures just because they're not your own is the very definition of bigotry. Being opposed to destructive cultural values is another thing entirely. Claiming that any culture but your own is inherently destructive is willful ignorance.
>preserve the language/customs/social order/etc of his people
Would you be opposed to a Native American uprising against anyone of European origin?
>>29844190
>she likes Tarkovsky
intothetrash.jpg
>>29853028
are you alewdboi?
>>29844190
>>is passionate about some art form (music, film, or literature)
so interesting
My ideal gf:
>chubby/thicc body type
>big boobs
>anywhere between 4'8" and 6'0"
>short-length wavy hair
>at least 1 hobby in common with me
>less than 3 previous sexual partners
>isn't abusive/sadistic
pic related would be my ideal gf
>>29844190
>female
>doesn't weigh more than 85 kilos
>has normal vagina (no meat flaps)
>preferably autistic
Boom, that's it, where's my gf?
>>29844190
>My ideal gf
>Smart but not aggressively smart
>Above average looking
>Read books
>Knows how to play at least 1 instrument
>Always bubbly and non-depressive
>150cm~160cm
>Redhair or blond
>tight pussy
>only have good female friends
>smokes or at least cool with weed
>My current gf
>Smart but lacks knowledge
>Doesnt read at all
>10/10 face and great body
>Plays piano
>169cm
>semi-depressive
>black hair
>not very tight, can only cum in 1 position
>have gay friends
>hates weed
>>29853853
What is it about this pose that's so attractive? Only when they have 0 muscle and are tiny
>>29844190
intelligent
well read
protective
kind to animals
capable and hard working
funny
selfless
considerate
thoughtful
honest
true to his word
brave
very much in love with me and wants a family with me
>>29854758
post more pupi stew
Her
>willing to bully me with her feet
>willing to beat me up and bite me sometimes
>of a playful and teasing nature
>strong, confident character
>consistent, reliable
>good moral character
>has an extended vocabulary
>pale
>beautiful
>breeding hips, decent tits
>highly artistic and creative; has a few hobbies and skills
>can cook
>loves japan, anime, music
>optimistic
>has many achievements, stories and experiences, but isn't showy.
>fairly mature for her age
>socially skilled; a diplomat
>a degenerate pervert
>keeps herpussyunshaved
>likes to wear dresses
>>29844190
>mixed(mullata, dominican, PR etc)
>5'1-5'8
>believes in God
>not an alcoholic or druggie but down to smoke weed every now and then
>medium length natural hair
>thick ass and tits
>non authoritarian political views
