Anyone wanna befriend me? I'm super lonely.
ok anon
but i have questions
>>29844026
i will be your friend op
goddamn original
>>29844054
Shoot
>>29844127
Yayyyy
Of course, we can talk right here.
>>29844146
Sure. How are you?
Alright OP, i can be your friend for the next 2/3 hours. How's it going?
>>29844026
Depends, what are you like anon?
>>29844143
1. boy or grill (benis or vagoo?)
2. country
3. what is your favourite anime?
How's your day OP? You doing ok?
>>29844026
alright OP, give us some feedback. Age? What are you into? You in US or somewhere else?
>>29844026
i don't have any friends
i would be your friend
but there are better friends than me out there so it's better if you don't
>>29844266
>>29844026
hey guys. all but one of my friends never talk to me anymore. im also super lonely.
Can we all be firends?
I stopped talking with humans a week ago and I'm starting to hear voices in my head.
I'll talk to you, but I'm not good at starting conversation. I'm on Steam but I have no PC right now.
Right now I just play mobile games and listen to music.
>>29844619
>a week ago
Fucking normie
Post Skype/Steam and I'll add you and be your friend.
>>29844665
>telling someone "fucking normie" instead of casting your virginal magics woodoo onto me.
TSK...
>>29844026
Not only will I but I really want to
>tfw you haven't spoken to another person in months and almost forgot the sound of your own voice until you banged your arm on a corner the other day and shouted
I see these sorts of threads every night nowadays, there should be a regular 'make friends' thread for lonely anons, not that 'steam friends' ERP / friend collector bullshit though.
I'd kill for an in real life robot friend desu.
>>29844772
Wanna drop an email? I like email corresponding and I could even give my Skype if you'd like to talk?
anybody here want to be friends? Post a contact method of your choosing (Steam, Skype, or Email of some sorts)
It's fun that everybody wants to be friend, but nobody is confident enought to drop a contact.
>>29844847
Indeed, I suggest throwaways if nobody is confident. Since it's only fair I listen to my own advice this is me >>29844829
[email protected]
no im not a grill, im 20 year old male take it or leave it.
>>29844847
i'd do it but nobody would want a fat robot for a friend
>>29844896
If you're a nigger who'll let me call him Fat Albert I'll be your friend
>>29844847
I would but nobody wants to be friends with an autistic introvert.
>Tfw used to be a robot
>Found a clingy gf
>Still come here to laugh at skype/steam threads/avatarfags
seriously guys you're wasting your time, use tinder and stop doing "erp", kek. I literally know people here who camwhored for games, on this board.
>>29844920
i tried tindr, literally no matches. just fuck my shit up senpai
>>29844920
>use tinder
Fuck off
Nobody's going to find a friend on tinder
Nobody's going to find anyone worth dating on tinder
>>29844907
i'm white but i own a fat albert t shirt
Anybody want a failed normie for a friend?
>>29844907
Not him, but I'm a chubby half-black bot.
I wouldn't want my friend to call me that, however
Hey robots, suicidal, lonely anon here just looking to talk with people. Here's an email [email protected]
I like to chat but sometimes I may take a little while to respond. But ya know. It's something
>>29844942
>>29844948
Both of you are rejected
>>29844946
No I want a NEET as pathetic as me so I don't feel threatened and intimidated
>>29844985
At this moment I am a NEET and very pathetic
Do you think I should put my skype on 4chan
>>29844985
i feel the same way, NEET for 6 years
how pathetic are you exactly
>>29845019
Use a throwaway email puss
>>29844974
What's got you down anon?
Original.
OP here. I'm on my holiday rn and all I have atm is my Kik: skrouz
If anyone wants to add me I'd be so happy
Soc-tier faggotry should be banned from this board.
80% of the people on these threads are thirsty faggots who want to share lewds.
Can I have a friend? I haven't had a friend in 5 years. I don't even have online people I talk to.
>>29845048
Lotsa stuff involving loss and shit. I don't know now I just want to email some people and talk to them or something idk. Just take my email if you want it
>>29845066
Would you like to show me your boipussy anon :3
>>29845089
post a throwaway or some sort of contact there pal, we will be your friend.
>>29845066
i'm just a lonely friendless NEET who is curious about what it's like to have a friend
if that's the case i guess i should give up
>>29844974
Pls anons feel free to email me okay I will respond.
>>29845089
Do you have Skype? What are your interests? I just want to see if we have anything in common becausei can't start conversations
>>29845054
You've been friend collecting for a week now through several threads. Don't you have enough?
>>29845106
people on skype/steam thread are the worst normalfags. i think you'll find soon enough by yourself.
It's like seeing alot of negative magnetized balls that are feeling alone.
"Yeah I would love a friend"
They try to get close and pinball away one another with
"Y-yeah but I'm not good at starting conversations"
>>29845139
just like>>29845145 said hah
>>29845145
that was my fear
i guess it's abnormal for someone like me to want a friend anyway, since there's nothing for me to talk about
Can I get a friend?I'm so lonley and don't have any IRL, I'm laying in bed with drink and crying ATM from loneliness and my heart hurts. I just dunno, I'm really bad at talking to people.
>literally every post is "I want a friend, but can't talk to people. pls drop contact i'm too pussy to do it"
Does anyone use WhatsApp
Someone should just take one for the team and post their number
>>29845173
email me anon we can chat
>>29844974
>>29845090
>>29845107
those posts are by me
>>29845173
Uh, do you have a throwaway email or a steam or something?
>>29845188
What do you expect from /r9k/?
>>29845202
The thread to die
>>29845054
Just like>>29845066 said, you can be sure this guy has done gay shit.
keep away from contact threads desu unless you're into that kind of stuff i guess
>>29845201
Uhm,email [email protected]
Ty so much
>>29845267
>ask a real life shota anything
>>29845032
On a scale from 1 - 10, an 8 probably
Been NEET for 6 years too. How old are you?
>people using phone apps
>>29845383
i'm 20
i'm not sure where i am 1-10
probably a 10, because i haven't been outside in years
>>29845429
How can you tell this?!
Orgy.
I have no friends in real life, but have come to realize that internet friends aren't really friends either
At most they are distractions from your loneliness that will drop you arbitrarily
>>29845445
Did you not go to highschool or something? I was figuring you were in your mid 20's or older. You still have time, so a 10 seems like you're over exaggerating.
>>29845104
http://myanimelist.net/history/ThePantsuGuru
This is the only solid account I have on any website, even though I stopped watching anime regularly 3 years ago.
>>29845124
I "like" anime and vidya like anyone else here, but not nearly as much as I used to so I wouldn't really consider it a hobby.
I like music the most, almost all type of music, and I take music genres in phases. I also play guitar, know a bit of theory and am trying to learn to sing.
Personality wise, I'm 20, a kissless hand-holdless virgin.
I'm a 2008-fag and don't have anything against anybody. You could be a tranny, a pedophile, a nazi, psychopath, woman etc etc and I wouldn't have anything against you for it. The less of a normie you are the better. In highschool I had no friends and was in no clubs, I sat at the lunch table alone and did not attend my graduation, or (lol) prom either.
So I'm by all means a weirdo, even the lowest neckbeard/brony/weeaboo scum have friends, I'm just what you'd expect from someone who has been browsing 4chan everyday for 8 years, though there are likely some people who have been browsing longer and are much better off than me, regardless.
>>29845533
i dropped out in middle school and became a NEET
i'll be a NEET when i'm mid 20s all the same
anybody else just kind of accept the loneliness? I kind of like it, I don't feel like I have to impress anyone and I don't worry about others. It's only so bad when you want to tell someone your troubles but sleep usually solves it for me. It's kind of comfy
>>29845649
being alone is alright so long as you avoid social places and thinking about it too much
but I get some of those days when it really bothers me
*teleports behind you*
*befriends you*
*teleports away and never talks to you again and eventually removes you from Skype and other social medias*
I just want a neet friend to chat and share feels with. These kind of threads are always filled with /soc/tier normies.
>>29845795
That's me. I'm a NEET of 8 years, dropped out of HS and don't have any social networks. I've been here since 2005.
But you 'neets' are always lowkey social network using thirstlords or sexually driven closet pedophiles on steam. I also don't really marry myself to Japanese culture like a lot of people on here seem to. I don't enjoy Anime that much and like older games. I didn't really become a memer either. I don't really have anything against anyone except for hat.
>>29845589
I like music the most too. I might come across as a hipster but pic related are my favorite albums.
>>29845892
>>29845795
i'm the exact same but i don't understand why people want friends in the first place
seems better to stick to anonymous imageboards for my dose of human contact
i just have no reference to know
>>29845986
I have tried to make friends through here but I get exausted quickly.
A lot of people open up far too fast too, like anons telling me about their childhood rape experience on day 2 or how their dad beats them on day 1. You'd be lucky for me to use my first name in 3 years. I think a lot of people are just looking to blow off steam/blow someone over steam. Then lots of people suddenly reveal they're social network using university students but were NEET for a week which is alright but why the false advertisement?
I don't really meme either so I don't have piss bottles or ree, I don't sleep in my own filth or anything, I'm not non-degenerate but I'm not a frogposter.
>>29845967
That doesn't look hipster, hipster is /mu/ drivel.
>Jaco Pastrorius
>Friday Night
>Inner Mounting Flame
>Elegant Gypsy
>Weather Report
>The Chronic
These are all albums that I have too, do you play guitar? I'm assuming you do, that stuff is bop, musicians music.
I also like Jobim, I have Stone Flower and The Composer of Desafinado
>>29846075
we're pretty like minded
if i was looking for a friend it'd be someone that has this mindset, but it just sounds like a hassle to me
>>29845967
nice can, brian eno, neil young and antonio carlos jobim, i need to listen to more bossa nova
music is my main and only hobby that takes up 14+ hours a day so i guess having common hobbies is a useful reason for having a friend?
>>29844026
I'll be friends with you. We can play games on Steam if you are into that, or just talk or whatevs. How have you been anyways?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198080462501/edit
>>29844235
I use to know a woodrow. He stabbed someone
>>29846142
I play guitar and saxophone but I'm accustomed to drums and other percussion instruments.
>>29846283
Same guy here (>>29845967), I'd love to be friends.
>>29846582
this is mine
i haven't listened to many of the albums on yours but i like all the ones i have
>>29846142
>tfw you have a bitchin arrangement of Wave but can't play it for anyone because you dont know a bassist or drummer
>>29846283
Astrud Gilberto is the most fire Bossa singer. Sinatra has some good recordings too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT2BloTgw7k
>>29846924
this is really nice, i'm gonna check out a few of her albums
bossa nova is way too comfy
>>29845320
Only because he is actually underaged, but he looks like a potato
>>29844026
Whats your steam BRAH?
>>29847150
pics of potato boy when?
>>29845589
>I'm just what you'd expect from someone who has been browsing 4chan everyday for 8 years, though there are likely some people who have been browsing longer and are much better off than me, regardless.
Was about to say something before you qualified.
I've been here daily since 2006 and my life is fine.
Bump
Sckrkkk
>>29846409
Friend collector
asdlhfljlk
i would like to make friends
http://steamcommunity.com/id/hugdumpster/
anyone can add me
>>29844026
I'm not a good friend. I only opened this thread because I liked your picture of madotsuki.
>>29849344
>ERP account
>comments from over 20 different people on your profile
>steam thread cancer still added
>dumb bully meme shit
Tell me what manga your profile picture is from
>>29844214
Emplying a grill could be lonely and not sorrounded by betas
>>29849401
i only roleplay hugs, promise
you people want friends?!?!?!? GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198315577212/
I don't play games hardly at all, but I love anime and yep I'm cool and friendly.
