>tfw you will never be a political leader due to both your height (5'6") and your social ineptitude.
This one stings. I've always wanted to run for office and turn this country (Ireland) in a more Conservative direction, but I would be a laughing stock if I ran.
This hurts.
It's already conservative as fuck they don't even let people abort
run as a liberal and act as extreme as possible, humiliate them, say you're the first transethnic Candidate or something equally hideous
2 ez
>>26930538
>tfw you will never be a political leader due to both your height (5'6")
That matters in Europe? It clearly doesn't matter in France and Italy, at least.
What did gamergate do wrong?
>>26930059
literally everything, especially pretending to be about ethics in gaming journalism, or ethics in anything at all. it was just WOMEN GET OUT REEE! Game journalism was a big ol toilet for years and decades now, gamergate never gave a shit back then. They just got mad at the girl with blue hair who made a game and the girl who makes youtube videos.
Also your pic is retarded, it's fucking Nintendo for Christ's sake. They make games for babies and soccer moms, of course they're going to take...
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>>26930059
>>26930173
I watched the drama from the sidelines and occasionally provoked people, to my amusement.
I still don't really get what the whole thing was about, but I was surprised when /pol/ and /r9k/ went against /v/. I mean, come on, we all don't like putting women on a pedestal, and sometimes we enjoy insulting women on the Internet. That is who we are.
>>26930059
It mutated.
GamerGate was originally a pushback against social justice faggots trying to push their ideology where it wasn't wanted, trying to demonise men etc. Some people were overly aggressive, because it's the internet. It is worth noting that no reports of harassment by the "targets" of GamerGate, as far as I know, actually were proven to be part of GamerGate. Lots of egg accounts.
Over the past year or so, Sargon of Akkad tried to turn it into ethics in game journalism. It turned...
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It's kind of funny NEETS, you claim to have all this free time but you do nothing with it.
All you do is shitpost on 4chan. You don't better yourself, you don't talk to anyone except online, your family sees you as a burden, you aren't learning from philosophers or taking classes at a community college to better yourself, you are just loudly shitposting while claiming that welfare/disability somehow puts you above the poverty line.
I wouldn't be so quick to judge. IMO, there's probably at least two types of NEETs. The shut-in types who are either sponging off of someone which sometimes have legit mental disorders.
But, there are also the ones that have freed themselves from the grind and now can take as much time off as they need. They can afford to travel, and do all of those nice things. Being in this second category is where you want to be.
>>26929198
And there is the insecure and immature kind that feels inferior, and has to attempt to demean others on a Vietcong Cologne sampling color board.
>>26929252
Yep, there are those too I guess, but they belong sometimes in the first category. They are the ones that are responsible for all the "funny" wagekek threads.
What the hell is going on here? I see a lot of people who are autistic and/or ugly to the point that they must be virgins (or, at least cannot attract anyone but ugly girls). Yet they don't seem to suffer from depression (and the way I know this is because they have a lot of motivation to study and do well in university).
Seriously. What the FUCK is going on??? Why am I depressed and they are not? This is fucking bullshit. I mean, my depression started at the beginning of 18 because I was too autistic to get laid.
Here is my secret tip anon :
I don't care.
>>26928893
Maybe because you care about getting laid too much. I assume they have other things they want to do that are more important to them than getting laid. I'm a 25 year old virgin and it doesn't bother me since I have other things to focus on. It would be nice, but I don't really care right now.
>the way I know this is because they have a lot of motivation to study and do well in university
Many people are just basically asexual, some students belive good grades will get them a good job so they can buy sex.
If you were going to commit a mass shooting, which group of people would you target and why?
>>26928575
>which group of people would you target and why
I hope I'm entitled to more than one choice.
- People who are genuinely bigoted, like actually joining up with skins, instigating violent crimes against minorities or trying to weasel in legislation that would make minorities into second-class citizens.
- Literal psychopaths. There's no treatment for it.
- People who are severely lacking in common decency. Bullies, jackasses who make it their life's...
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>>26928721
Tip submitted to FBI.
Inmigrants.
>November 2016
>Trump actually wins
>neckbeards all over rejoice
>finally no more immigrants and criminals bringing down society
>I bet now that Tyrone is gone, girls will pay attention to me
>suddenly a knock on the door
>Hello, we have reports of a NEET located in this residence, a gentleman by the name of "Anon Anonson"
>Y-yeah?...
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I would rather have their "benefits" cut out of the blue. If you've been on welfare for more than a year, there is no excuse to not have a job unless you are actually disabled like paraplegic. If you're a downie or an autist and can't work just off yourself.
No need to pay the men to drag him out, just cut the money completely and watch the neet threads dry up from suicides
>>26928273
>autist
Most autists are perfectly capable of simple manual labour.
Those who literally can't speak and hit themselves over and over aren't that many
Hello, wagecuck.
Enjoying your Friday? I certainly am. You see, wagie, in my abundance of free time I have come to an understanding of the universe equal to that of Einstein himself.
Being so enlightened is truly a blessing.
If only you knew...
And as always
Another day, another dollar
>>26927778
My boss isn't here so I'm spending the whole day shit posting and playing Pokemon gold on my gameboy. And getting paid 225 dollars for doing it.
>I have come to an understanding of the universe equal to that of Einstein himself.
Who the fuck comes up with this shit? I honestly think the mods hire professional writers to keep the meme train going. This shit's too funny to be the work of some 20 year old clueless autist.
Cop here who makes $4000/month. I just arrested a NEET two weeks ago for child pornography and criminal sexual penetration. It's unfortunate. He was on NEETbux too. I'm not sure if "I'm writing my memoirs and challenging great scientists while thinking philosophically" is another phrase for "producing and consuming things I shouldn't be." But after all that porn consumption, I'm sure it will go stale and you'll start looking for more 'exotic' masterpieces. Don't worry NEETcucks, I'm sure you're all not like this.
Who /drugs/ here?
Tell us how you /drugs/, alcoholics are /drugs/ too so you anons don't be shy either.
How often do you drugs?
Which ones do you like and which ones do you hate?
Are you an addict or a casual user?
Do you feel like you're going to become an addict?
How do you acquire drugs?
What do you love about drugs, what do you hate about drugs?
Do you know someone who too much drugs?
Tell us your stories of when you too much drugs.
Ask the stupid drug questions you're too afraid to ask, I can answer 95% of drug questions.
used to do shrooms on a reugular basisa long time a go
dont'reallt do those anymore
functional alcoholic now
trying to replace that with weed because 1. cheaper 2. healthier 3. helps with psoriasis in some cases which i have fucking evrywhere
bvut i still can't sotp drinkking
it's stoo god
i love to drink
rum is my jazz
it's the best jazz
vodka i great too
also mixing the two is dangerous
i lost my diverse lisecne cthat whay
don't drink and drive folks
not even for mcdonalds when you're really reall high
please...
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There's already a drugs thread up
I'm planning on a DXM trip tonight. First robo trip in a couple years because I've been on anti-depressants and I was afraid of boiling my brain as I heard it's dangerous to take while on MAOIs. Now I've taken myself off the antidepressants and I'm looking forward to tonight.
Anything you suggest watching or listening to?
Which one would you rather have sexual relations with /r9k/?
>>26927666
>woman actually wants to be a man
Trans men are retarded, it's like they hate living life on easy mode
>A - best of both worlds
>B - worst of both worlds
How is this a choice
>not having a re-feminisation fetish regarding "transmen"
>not wanting to shave all that gnarly ginger hair off of B
>not fucking her until she's raw and weeping
>not knocking her up and watching her tits grow right back
Question to those who had dated psycho women (yes r9k is officially normie central now).
Lets say i want to get together with a girl with borderline personality disorder, but i just want to white knight her and put her on the pedestal and make her feel that im absolutely devoted to her, but the truth is im doing it all to compensate for my own ego.
How will the relationship work out?
Female wojak to atteact female posters too
It won't. That's really all there is to say.
>>26927453
It won't work. She'll start to expect the same treatment from everybody she meets and will eventually blow a fuse when the rest of the world ignores her.
Don't play with someones mental health.
>>26927503
Yea i shouldve added i know it wventually wont. tell how and why
I met a homeless man who had a girlfriend, he doesn't shower or anything and has been homeless for years.
Yet even he gets laid let alone a girlfriend.
If you can't get a girlfriend that puts you as the bottom 1% male population.
I have good paying job, lift and take care of myself. Yet I'm less desirable than 99% of the population.
While virgins are common on this board, if you go in public EVERYONE is getting laid, and half the male population has side-chicks even.
How does r9k feel about knowing they're worse than 99%...
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I feel just as good or as bad as before I knew that. Sorry for ruining your expectations.
>>26926638
Now tell us something we don't know.
>>26926638
I know you're exaggerating but it's more like 97% of the population, at least in America.
And it feels bad.
Question for /r9k/ers who voted for or are going to vote for Trump.
Why do you support Donald Trump?
Because it's funny. It's gonna be hilarious to vote for him on election day, gonna take a pic of the ballot and everything. Take a fucking joke, man.
>>26926579
because i'm sick of the bought and paid for shitshow we've been dealing with the past years
the way I see it, trump has started the fire, he's either going to put it out and turn things around, or it will burn so quickly we'll have to rebuild
either way the status quo has been challenged, and even if he doesn't win there's no going back now
additionally tons of undesirable bitches say they're leaving if he's elected, they won't because they don't...
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>>26926579
Not american but i think trump has a good chance of winning this now. His opponents are doing a terrible job campaigning against him. They rarely talk about themselves or make a case why they are best for the job. Everything they say is 'well Trump says... but i disagree. And Trump will do... but i won't.' So every word out of their mouths is trump trump trump.
So i think Trump may win. And it will be very very funny.
I want to try and shave my pubes off. Does anyone have any experience with this, and can tell me what it is like to have a hairless genital area?
>>26925416
It's nice. Balls aren't as scary to shave as you'd think. I'd suggest shaving before a shower. You're going to get nicks and razor bumps around your pubic region.gf and I plan to start doing the waxing thing since it looks so good. Sadly, it is't available out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.
>>26925416
1
>trim your balls with cissor
2
> Do this in the shower you dipshit
3
> Use razor and shaving oil or foam
4
> Shave downwards
5
> Dont miss the shaft
6
> Dont shave between your legs, or legs in general. Changes are you will get ingrown hairds
7
> Shave your nipple area as well,...
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Feels pretty good for about 3 days.
Afterwards, stubble will grow. Stubble is really fucking uncomfy if you're wearing pants.
Still, go for it.
how wide are your shoulders /r9k/?
21 inches here and weigh 178lbs at 5 foot 11
5'6" 175 pounds 16 inches
5'10 170
22 inch shoulders and a 46 inch chest. I look like Johnny bravo.
5'11
20.5 inch shoulders
26.5 inch waist.
138lbs.
This 500 pound neckbeard has 1,000,000 times more social status than you.
Let that sink in for a moment.
>>26924074
Do people even try to troll? it used to mean something...
>>26924084
I am not trolling or baiting. Just a general comment/thread. Nothing special m8.
>>26924084
/r9k/ is garbage these days, and I don't mean in the "ironically shit" way either, just actually shit. There's like 5 good threads a day total now.