Hello, wagecuck.
Enjoying your Friday? I certainly am. You see, wagie, in my abundance of free time I have come to an understanding of the universe equal to that of Einstein himself.
Being so enlightened is truly a blessing.
If only you knew...
And as always
Another day, another dollar
>>26927778
My boss isn't here so I'm spending the whole day shit posting and playing Pokemon gold on my gameboy. And getting paid 225 dollars for doing it.
>I have come to an understanding of the universe equal to that of Einstein himself.
Who the fuck comes up with this shit? I honestly think the mods hire professional writers to keep the meme train going. This shit's too funny to be the work of some 20 year old clueless autist.
Cop here who makes $4000/month. I just arrested a NEET two weeks ago for child pornography and criminal sexual penetration. It's unfortunate. He was on NEETbux too. I'm not sure if "I'm writing my memoirs and challenging great scientists while thinking philosophically" is another phrase for "producing and consuming things I shouldn't be." But after all that porn consumption, I'm sure it will go stale and you'll start looking for more 'exotic' masterpieces. Don't worry NEETcucks, I'm sure you're all not like this.
>>26927947
Yeah, that wagecuck-shaming fag really sounds pretty smart and cool.
>>26927970
You don't have job
>>26927947
They kinda just post the same thing over and over, it's not that clever or original. Keep an eye out for "Mozart's requiem"
I actually am. Thanks for asking!
Currently on my lunch break and then just a few hours to go.
>>26928022
Be sure to lock your computer when you go to sleep during the day NEETcuck. Don't want your mummy sending me after you, only for me to come back later and fuck her
>>26927947
Whatever do you mean, my friend
Us NEETs have come to a higher form of being with our vast amount of free time
>>26927778
Oh! Hello there fellow NEET, how does your research go?
I personally have been working on a cure for the Wagies, but it hasn't been easy. Subjects are hard to find.
>>26927778
Post a sample of your theories. Physics major here waiting.
>>26927970
Nope this is BS
>>26927778
Thisclose I am to nirvana: a couple of inches.
>>26929439
>Physics major
No need to lie on the internet, wagie.
We all know that you're just another easily disposable pawn of Mr. Shekelsteins empire.
>>26928431
>vast amount of free time
But you don't have any more free time than someone with a normal job. What are you talking about? You spend a lot more time sleeping and doing other useless stuff.
>>26930468
Why would anyone lie about what they study? Now show us that you know anything beyond simple high school physics. We're waiting. It should be simple for you, right? Surely you could easily stump a physics major?
>>26930468
>wagekek exposed and BTFO
wew lad
I have to go to work in 20 minutes, please don't make threads like these
>>26930474
>YOU DONT HAVE A JOB..... BUT YOU STILL HAVE NO MORE FREE TIME THAN ME!!!
>SO WHAT IF I SPEND 8 HOURS A DAY SLAVING FOR MR SHEKELSTIEN? THAT COUNTS AS FREE TIME!!!
>OH, ALSO SLEEPING AND DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT ISNT FREE TIME!!! ITS JUST... UH....
>>26931338
If you sleep 16 hours a day, you have the same amount of free time as someone who sleeps 8 and works 8. Simple math, you would understand if you hadn't dropped out of school.
>>26930548
>mfw job is asset protection so I stop NEETS from stealing electronics (mostly video game related things) from my store
>"p-please don't call the cops I won't do it again"
>smugpepe.jpg
>>26931388
People still buy that stuff in stores? I buy pretty much everything online these days.
>>26931338
When's the last time you finished a book?
Scratch that, that might be too hard.
When's the last time you picked up a book?
>>26927970
My favorite part of the day is my lunch break. I get paid for a two hour lunch every day, and always make sure to stop at the local Subway or dweeb store like Gamestop.
When I arrive, I remove my designer jacket to let the immaculate muscles of my body, a body that literally only a salarygod has, and I flirt with the NEETs crush.
I find the NEET and bully him, taking his neetbux and reminding him of all the bullies he facrd before being forced into homeschooling. As we all know, NEETs cannot take the heat.
With his nonexistent pride shattered and his oneitis putty in my superior hands, I then make sure to kick him while he's down. You see, I just purchased his ISP and banned his family from service. The NEET is terribly weak and addicted to the internet, so not only will he be driven to suicide with his only escape denied, but his parents will be furious (they can no longer read articles about how to cope with the son they never loved)......... neets simply cannot take the heat, friendo
>>26927778
The past present and future are already predetermined in several dimensions for all possible outcomes, they say it is like all time is frozen in one long sheet of ice. Quantum physics neet here
>>26930548
>neet literally so objectively destroyed the neet is irrefutably crying irl because of his hurt feelings
lmao you literally can't make this up! the neet can't take the heat! he's crying irk because of words on a screen! the internet is all he has bwahahahaha
Hello fellow NEETs; I just woke up, 8am here. Having a nice cup of tea before I go to the gun room and get my VG Bentley and walk the estate ready to shoot any rabbits I encounter.
Probably read some more Voltaire when I get back (in original 1732 leather bound hardcover naturally).
God speed
>>26931670
>gun
>in Australia
You're not even trying, virgin neetcuck faggot.
>>26931508
>wagekek revenge fantasy
Whatever helps you sleep at night wagie
>>26931722
You do realise to get a gun in Australia all you do is fill in a form right?
It's not hard.
Fill in form, have locker for gun, take completed form to gun dealer and return home with gun.
Poor wagie doesn't even know how the world works :'(
>NEETS
>having the will power to do anything besides anime, videogames or masturbation
Nice joke fampai
>>26932194
>Implying a wagekeks ''free'' time is more than sleeping and watching netflix
>>26932496
wagies know what to do with their free time, because it actually is free time. Quality over quantity, m8. Not to mention that they're the ones who can actually afford vacations to Rome and Japan and wherever else that frogposters keep pretending that their less-than-minimum-wage NEET money takes them.
You've got to have some cloud and rain to fully appreciate the sun.
