>November 2016
>Trump actually wins
>neckbeards all over rejoice
>finally no more immigrants and criminals bringing down society
>I bet now that Tyrone is gone, girls will pay attention to me
>suddenly a knock on the door
>Hello, we have reports of a NEET located in this residence, a gentleman by the name of "Anon Anonson"
>Y-yeah? That's me.
>As of new policy effective immediately, all males of working age are required to contribute to their community
>Our records state that you have not made any contributions by work or taxes in the last 3 years
>B-but I have s-social anxiety
>No worries, you'll be cleaning litter in the local park. No need to talk to anyone
>No, you don't understand! I can't... I mean, my knee, my, I have soci... i mean allergies
>Of course you do tubby. Doctor say's you should get some exercise. Now would you please come along. It's not fair to everyone who pays for your food.
>No! Please! I'm in the middle of season 7 of Sailor Moon
>As anon is dragged out by his ankles you can hear him whimpering "bu-buh I'm WHITE! I can't be degenerate... You've got the wrong guy!"
I can't fucking wait.
I would rather have their "benefits" cut out of the blue. If you've been on welfare for more than a year, there is no excuse to not have a job unless you are actually disabled like paraplegic. If you're a downie or an autist and can't work just off yourself.
No need to pay the men to drag him out, just cut the money completely and watch the neet threads dry up from suicides
>>26928273
>autist
Most autists are perfectly capable of simple manual labour.
Those who literally can't speak and hit themselves over and over aren't that many
>>26928340
There are even retards that come around where I work and help, but I know it costs for to pay the tard wranglers than the downie accomplishes
I agree
>>26928381
They need a wrangler anyways, so it probably helps pay for some of it
I would welcome this desu
Trump please free me from this hell
They won't need to be forced at all. You cut the money and suddenly people will find ways to work.
>>26928168
>he doesn't know about Trump's policy of letting 7/10 and up Mexican girls stay as long as they become sex slaves for betas
>>26928168
>I support Donald Trump
>who /leeching off mom/ here?
this won't effect me one bit.
i took the bitcoin bait some years ago and got quite a fortune (50,000$). ever since then i've been trying to invest, but my gains are always negligible. really don't know what to do with them. i moved out of my parents place since then, but i really don't want to find myself 10 years later broke, back at my parents house. any tips?
>tl;dr i have 50,000$ in storage and want to remain a NEET, how to safely generate a comfy income?
>anti-Trump shills working hard to secure votes from neets I see.
>>26929454
Yes it will, when we expand it to include all leeches of any kind. And/or when she can't work anymore.
>>26929625
50k isn't THAT much money, if it was enough to "safely generate a comfy income" there's a shitload of people that wouldn't be working.
For absolutely no risk You can probably get at least 2% yearly in a savings account if you bind them for like 5 years.
Most of all, don't ask 4chan (including /biz/) talk to your bank
>literally given a job
man that sounds n... hey wait a second you fucking communist
>>26929893
>anti-Trump
>anti
>shill
Stop trying to use big boy words.
>>26929625
>really don't know what to do with them.
liquidate them as fast as possible
bitcoin isn't going to collapse anytime soon, but cash is king, and it ca be unexpectedly difficult to turn bitcoin into cash
you should start that straightaway
>>26929942
It's not a job, it's community service. You don't get paid, but you also lose your rights if you refuse.
>>26928168
> Use money gained by forced employment to buy sniper rifle and accessories
>Kill Trump
Problem solved, NEET senpai.
>>26931084
>money gained by forced employment
see >>26929969
You're not getting a single dollar more than today
>>26928168
10/10
thisisanoriginalcommentstupidfuckingrobotoverlordnofunallowedenforcergofuckyourselfsidewayswithatoaster
>>26929924
>talk to your bank
I knew some kike was behind this.
>>26928168
you realize ISideWith doesn't actually talk to them right? its all speculation
i've never heard trump talk about workfare
Its too bad our next president will by Hillary Rodham Clinton. She'll bring the shekels to all NEETs, and my leeching off of my mom will reach new levels of intensity. Donald doesn't have a chance in the general election. As much as I'd love to see him win for the memes, nothing is going to come of it. He wouldn't impact me anyways, I don't receive neetbux.
>>26929286
I know this is a joke but the sad thing is, I can kinda picture trump promising virgins free sex from enslaved migrant workers as part of his plan to fix the country.
>THE VIRGINS NEED PUSSY!
>THEM GETTING LAID WILL MAKE THIS COUNTRY MORE PRODUCTIVE
B-but Mr Trump! Who will give them this pussy?!
>THE MEXICANS! IF THEY WANT TO LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY, THEY SHOULD BE HELPING THIS COUNTRY BY FUCKING THE VIRGINS!
>>26929625
>50k
>fortune
>>26931375
>its all speculation
Every claim is sourced. They say "can't determine opinion" otherwise.
Also why would you expect anything else from trump? Making right for yourself and not being a useless leech is a central conservative value. Especially held by someone as work oriented as Trump
This is why I vote for Trump
It triggers NEETgers more than anything else once they realize that they will make America great again by picking up my trash. You should have been spending your time on that fabled novel after all you lazy rejects.
>>26929893
>Implying NEETs would get off their welfare pianos to go vote
>>26931502
>Says the faggot who didn't make 50k off bitcoins
>inb4 you claim to have 50k
>we both know you don't
>>26931737
50k is 2 years of budgeted living at best and you live in some shithole tier state. Even less if you live in some socialist shithole.
You guys know that it doesn't matter who becomes president right? Nothing will change
It's just a spectacle to keep us occupied and divided. It's fun to pretend though
>>26931762
>This much damage control
>Coming from someone with maximum 2k in the bank
Lad...
>>26931737
Not the guy you're replying to but I save about 20k a year, and my apartment has risen in value ~10k a year since I bought it 3 years ago. I have a completely ordinary job that is comfortable. By your logic I make "a fortune" every 2 years.
>>26928168
>mfw NEETs will need to start finding a job soon
Pick up the shovel, neetcuck, your days of being a lazy leech fuck are over
>>26931855
See you in 2 years when you're asking how to get more autismbux or a job.
B-being a NEET is great g-guys!
W-wagies btfo!
>>26931867
why the fuck are you here normie
>>26931964
>NEET getting triggered hard
You all seem to have forgotten this thread from last night.
>>26931964
>Has no argument
>Cries about Normies
NEETs lose again.
>tfw getting paid $27/hour to post this
>NEETs are doing it for free
If you buckle down and go to school you might be able to work under me by the time you're 30 NEETy-poo!
>>26932024
Oh that? I heard it was a huge NEET circle jerk, wagelords didn't even bother with it because NEETs were doing a good enough job BTFOing themselves.
>>26931964
1. maybe newfags don't remember. But /r9k/ initially had nothing at all to do with "feels" and NEETs
2. I haven't had social interaction outside of work in like 4 years. I never ever leave my apartment except for work or buying food, so I'm hardly a "normie".
4 days of work a week is a good balance for me. And I'm earning enough money to retire completely debt and obligation free at 30 if I want to.
>>26932161
> wagelords didn't even bother with it
> 380 replies
>>26932118
What's the matter NEETies? Can't take the heatie?
Fuckin rekt.
