>gf is going out to a club tonight
What are the chances I'm getting cucked here? I thought about telling her not to go but I thought that would come off as beta.
>>26935673
If you gf is going to cheat purely because she's out then she was a shitter anyway.
I might be biased but im still a student and my gf isnt - so i go out a lot more, ive never once cheated, i just like to get smashed every so often.
> Trust her, she doesn't cheat = good relationship
> Trust her, she cheats = better you know now
Would you want to be with a girl who purely doesnt cheat because she hasnt yet had the chance?
>>26935722
more like trust her, no idea if she's cheating or not
>>26935673
You have to ask yourself if she is untrustworthy or if you have trust issues?
You will know what to do when you 100% know the answer to that question
Does anyone here take MAOIs?
How are they treating you?
I am aware that they are rare these days, but I am curious.
>>26935550
I took an maoi with 3 grams of mushrooms once. I'll never do that again
>>26935576
What happened, exactly, if you do not mind?
>>26935603
I tripped like I aye 10 grams and haven't really been the same since
Go ahead, talk about yourself. I encourage you to brag, it can be about anything. Make yourself feel good.
I'll read every post, I know there's a lot to be proud of ;)
>>26935440
me on the right. i have given up.
>"i can only lick my lips because i wanna lick her titspuss."
Will finish my stem PhD soon.
Managed to get blowjobs from 3 different girls in a time span of 9 days in december.
At 30, I'm sleeping two 19 year olds off tinder atm.
(And I've got two 20 somethings on the go too. It gets easier with age. tbqh pick-up videos helped me with my attitude and in turn success, a lot. Even if I feel odd saying this here, as /r9k/ hates them. But just because they are too lazy to go out and try. My current stumbling block is how to talk less, funny enough)
Life could be worse.
I had a nice walk today.
Can long hair on a guy ever be acceptable?
>>26935082
unfortunately no.
the short hair cuts are the "in" look for men.
>>26935082
He wears it pretty well. Honestly just depends on the person.
I am insanely attracted to short hair on women, but I don't think it works in the other direction.
More often long hair on guys looks gross (not in the sense that the length is bad, but these guys look like they don't bath often). It is too associated with the cringy metal head look.
I think I might've reached the next step in mental neetdom. Everything I read is pissing me off.
News pisses me off. Anonymous posts piss me off. People who criticize things that I like or my lifestyle piss me off as well. I can hardly contain my anger anymore. I feel the urge to go on rants and defend myself even though I shouldn't have to.
I go to places on the internet where I know people hate me, where I know they disagree with me, just to fuel my anger. Its the only way I can feel emotion anymore. Being offended and angry is the only alternative...
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>>26934660
You sound like an asshole t b h
>>26934671
Fuck off. You don't know me, or my situation. You're one of the judgemental pricks I'm talking about. Get the fuck out of my fucking thread you worthless sack of shit.
>>26934660
>People who criticize things that I like or my lifestyle piss me off as well. I can hardly contain my anger anymore. I feel the urge to go on rants and defend myself
you had me up until this point, stop being an autistic degenerate
/r9k/ why don't boys like me? why don't boys like dark skinned black girls like me?
>>26934650
lemme see more
Because a good rack rarely makes up for a bad face imo.
we are gonna need to see some more pictures and then we will make out decision
25+ virgins of /r9k/, why haven't you gotten a prostitute?
>>26934649
Why would I pay to masturbate?
>>26934649
I'm planning to get one when I reach 30, the funny thing is I'm very rich I just refuse to tell women that because I want them to love me for who I am. But I'm starting to believe no one will love me.
>>26934649
So I can give it to the girl I'll be with for the rest of my life.
>Just b urself!
>Women aren't shallow...they only care what's on the inside.
>Just put yourself out there!
>I can't believe you don't have a gf.
>Just get educated and get a good job, and you'll be swimming in the ladies!
>There's someone out there for you.
These are the type of phrases that robots usually make fun of. I found it to be good trolling, but didn't really think it had too much basis in reality, but I was proven wrong at a recent speed dating event I went to.
>Be me, 25 year old male.
>6' tall, white, skelly but not holocaust level (~150 pounds).
>5.5-6/10 facial aesthetics (based off of /soc/ ratings).
>College-educated, good job and variety of interests.
>Go to speed dating event.
>13 women, of which three are Stacies and three are whales. The rest are average, give or take.
>Show up after work, so dressed up well (no autism clothing) and very clean (showered, trimmed nails, flossed my teeth before going, etc.).
>Go on my 13 'dates.'
>Good conversations at most tables. Had quite a few girls legitimately laughing (or at least so I thought).
>End of night, we have to turn in our cards which say whether we want to talk to the person again.
>Check yes to 12 of the 13 women, even though some weren't my type. Only one I rejected literally wouldn't answer any of my questions except with one line answers, so I couldn't see how we'd make conversation on a first real date.
>Get e-mail today (pic related) with results: no mutual matches.
>Literally rejected by 12 women in a row.
>Actually very likely 13 women.
Well at least now when I get that "how can you not have a girlfriend" question, I have proof that I'm unwanted by the opposite gender. If you're not a 9/10 male, you are pretty much dead in the eyes of women.
>>26934253
Sorry to hear anon, do not lose hope though.
When you say "dressed up well" do mean casual, but nice? Or did you dress like Reviewbrah?
>>26934295
Business casual. I was wearing a button down shirt, dress pants and dress shoes. I went to it after work, so it wasn't right off the ironing pad ironed, but still looked pretty good.
>not holocaust mode
>6 feet 150lbs
Nigga, Im 5'9 and i look skinny at 165 lbs
>6/10 based on soc
Sorry to tell you this but i really wouldn't take the advice of a bunch of retards from another board of the same shittt website. Guarantee you're not above average
Why does everyone think the solution to everything is having a job?
>my parents give me shit for not having a job at the moment, even though I've already had 5
>my friend shits on me for being lazy but she only works twice a week and makes $1500 a night
Even if I got a job they'd just find something else to fault me on. Why does having a job mean SO much to people, like its the only way to prove you aren't a lazy piece of shit. Wake up sheeple, you've been brainwashed
>>26933765
They are soul reapers.
>>26933765
>my friend shits on me for being lazy but she only works twice a week and makes $1500 a night
...the fuck does she do? Stripper?
>>26933813
She's a bartender at a high end bar/club. She says if I got a job that would fix almost all my problems. But I can only qualify for minimum wage jobs and you can barely survive on that shit
Who /rock bottom/ here?
>>26933529
Yo
I need to stop coming here though - why I remind myself of that I have no idea.
Its comfy enough to be at rock bottom though, after being here a while it doesn't really pain me anymore.
The loneliness has rotted my soul away. I've no hope anymore. I haven't killed myself because I don't want to hurt my family.
>>26933562
How do you deal with having nothing going for you in your life?
>tfw my country is going to war soon
>tfw only the fittest, toughest and meanest motherfuckers will be sent on the battlefield
why
I want to kill shitskins
Chads get all the good things in life REEEEEEEE!
hello muhammad hijab al-lahakbari
eventually kim jong-dong
>>26933382
I think I missed out on something. Who are you going to war against?
>>26933665
ISIS in Libya
boots on the ground 'n shieet
tell me who your favorite candidate is and why it's trump.
I want Bernie to win because I want a president to die in my life time.
I want Hillary to win because I miss the nonstop shitstorm on tv when Bill was in office.
You kids missed out, I really hope you guys get to see it.
>>26933240
Trump because I'm not American, and also because he's going to Nuke the Neets and have them work in Chinese factories.
Post your stories of some autistic shit you've seen others do
>be me 17
>there's a new kid in class who never talks to anyone, is like 5'6, skinny as fuck and wears the same clothes
>always has his hood on, smiles like a creep whenever he does something "funny", pic related smile like his
>in class he starts clicking his pen rapidly which causes major annoyance to 8/10 qt who's slim as fuck
>qt...
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My entire life is witnessed autism.
>in middle school
>every class has all the autists and tards in it, because "they're just like us!"
>doing a solo project
>one tard gets angry for some reason
>everyone turns around to watch him because he is screaming
>cold cocks his tard wrangler, she falls down on the floor yelling
>he picks up his chair and slams it repeatedly against the...
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I just post this pretend story because I thought it would be funny
Realized it just made me appear weird to new people I know
5 minutes ago while I was getting food near pie five
I was crossing the street and this black dude was turning and he didnt see me
He yelled "nigga move!"
So I yelled back
"Nigga please who you think this is!"
And then after some more chit chat we became friends
Im going to a party next Tuesday with my new friend Trent
Are there actually any statistics out there which support the claim in pic related?
> the majority of women goes for a chaddy elite of men
> chad fucks everyone while robots and dorks cry themselves to sleep and masturbate all thru their prime
I haven't found any studies myself. I have been looking.
>>26932827
kill yourselforginial desu
Probably not directly
Think of it like this though, if you got to choose between a bunch of things you'd pick the best one, right? I think most people would, men and women.
I finally have enough money for plastic surgery. Should I fix my nose first or my lips?
Post the rest of your face. The best way to asses your biggest flaw is by seeing the whole picture.
>>26930654
Lose weight instead
>>26930696
Also this. Having any kind of cosmetic procedure without lowering body fat first is stupid and pointless. The surgeon needs to be able to see what your face looks like without all the fat on it.