Post your stories of some autistic shit you've seen others do
>be me 17
>there's a new kid in class who never talks to anyone, is like 5'6, skinny as fuck and wears the same clothes
>always has his hood on, smiles like a creep whenever he does something "funny", pic related smile like his
>in class he starts clicking his pen rapidly which causes major annoyance to 8/10 qt who's slim as fuck
>qt walks up to autist and takes his pen away, then takes his hood off and tells him to stop being autistic
>autist stands up and decks her in the face, luckily he's got noodlearms so qt is fine
>kid leaves before someone jumps him
>gets made fun of endlessly afterwards
My entire life is witnessed autism.
>in middle school
>every class has all the autists and tards in it, because "they're just like us!"
>doing a solo project
>one tard gets angry for some reason
>everyone turns around to watch him because he is screaming
>cold cocks his tard wrangler, she falls down on the floor yelling
>he picks up his chair and slams it repeatedly against the wall behind him
>teacher runs out, shouting "get the fuckin' pills!"
>tard continues to slam the chair against the wall, when wrangler stands up he throws it at her
>teacher and male counselor come back, each grab one of the tard's arms and leg sweep him to the ground
>counselor kneels on his chest and tries to get him to calm down
>he calms enough to take a pill and stand up
>guidance counselor walks him out of the classroom, wrangler goes with
>teacher goes and sits at his desk, says nothing
I just post this pretend story because I thought it would be funny
Realized it just made me appear weird to new people I know
5 minutes ago while I was getting food near pie five
I was crossing the street and this black dude was turning and he didnt see me
He yelled "nigga move!"
So I yelled back
"Nigga please who you think this is!"
And then after some more chit chat we became friends
Im going to a party next Tuesday with my new friend Trent
>>26933045
Tfw alot this sounds like me at 17-18
>>26933226
>part 2
Thats what I wish would have happend
Instead I was almost hit by the dude but luckily he saw my hand up and stopped lol
I have my food and am safe so im happy
god why did I think that would be funny
I just played it off as "I guess the story sounded cooler in my head"
No one replied
>>26933226
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>>26933226
Shared this on a small group chat with college people
>implying my expensive private school let retards and autists in.
Poor roaches, but you deserve it for having shit wageslave parents, I guess.
>>26933045
>be me
>at uni, first Environmental class for my major, sophomore year
>autist kid drinks up this shit like trains, asks questions, goes to office hours for every problem
>first test, a few weeks in
>autist kid fails, and fails miserably, 30% or something
>autist kid gets visibly upset, walks out of class like he just got a death verdict in a courtroom
>literally hours later he goes into uni office and withdraws from all classes
>autist was me all along
>>26933226
im not your friend, fuck off
>>26934585
i'm not your fuck off, guy
>Be at a party with dorky friend
>Setting on the porch having drink with friend
>Girl comes to door from inside
>Recognize girl from back in school
>Was supposed to be a mega slut
>My friend knows this as well
>She says "Hey, can one of you toss me my lighter?"
>It's lying on the porch banister
>My dorky friend replies
>"Huh, what are you gonna give us?"
>She gives a bitch look and sighs and grabs lighter and goes back in.
Dude, why did you even have to involve me in your lame pickup attempt?
>>26933045
>mfw when i was 17 i was 5"6', skinny as fuck and wore the same clothes
>mfw i joined a new class at the same time
>thought it was about me up until "pen taken away" line
>>26933045
goddamn it, this is about me isnt it
>>26933045
>that kid who jumped on a buzzard car with boom-sticks after getting shot with a crossbow
WITNESSED, BROTHER
>>26934804
you should have been cool, she would have given up DAT BOICLITTI
>>26933350
>being completely unaware that his parents sent him to a special private school for autists, retards, and anyone middle class parents wanted to hide away from polite society.
my peniz
Who else skims these threads for stories about themselves?
Have you ever come across one?
>>26937676
how not filtered?
>in high school, biology class
>it's an AP course so all the "smart/gifted" kids are there
>at the front-and-center row sits the most autistic person in class
>he's pale, skinny, and chinless, with a long neck and high military buzz cut, kind of looks like an iguana
>he's doing classwork while every one else is talking
>one of the edgier kids in class is sitting behind him
>he starts fucking with him by throwing small paper balls at his back
>instead of laughing out loud or telling him to stop, the rest of the class falls silent, watching
>after a couple of paper balls, autistic kid turns around for a sec, then silently turns back to his work without a word
>edgy kid keeps doing it
>people are starting to snicker
>the final, biggest paper ball is thrown...
>autistic kid SNAPS
>he suddenly tears out of his seat and turns on the edgy kid behind him
>his arms start flailing like a chimpanzee's as he wildly slams his arms on the edgy kid's back, who is now hunched over his desk, covering his head with his hands
>autistic kid is making a sound like RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH as he flails in futility
>finally he's done
>he stops flailing
>he shoots a glare around the room before once again taking his seat and resuming his work
>the edgy kid isn't hurt at all, brings his head up, his face is amazed and grinning
>class is stunned silent
>people look around at each other with their eyebrows up, biting back laughter
>not sure if anyone else fucked with the autistic kid after that
The autistic kid went on to become valedictorian, and gives the most boring graduation speech ever.
>>26937879
cuz i sed peniZ
>>26933045
i saw a doctor vaccinate a child.
>sit behind girl in physics lab
>unattractive, messy, 3-4/10
>wears the same old jeans every day
>jeans fit terribly, always adjusting them
>when sitting they stick out and sag, showing like half of her underwear
>always wears the same 4 pairs of fruit of the loom underwear
>always fidgeting, trying to look behind her, pulling her shirt down
>basically really paranoid about underwear showing but does nothing to change wardrobe/buy a belt
>probably has no idea how much they show when she sits
>barely talks to anyone, just takes crazy notes, filling up pages
>actually getting one of the best grades in class
>only has to talk to people during labs and she gets easily upset when people are doing it wrong
>her and this other girl are trying to build a solenoid or something
>other girl is trying to wrap the wire, she's watching her and kind of snapping at her impatiently
>leaning way forward, crouching off her chair
>underwear is sticking out so much, impossible to ignore, especially with her quiet autistic frustration
>anti-sexiness of her nerdy bargain bin panties and her general unattractiveness makes it even more amusing
>we're near front of the class so people are starting to notice, hear some giggling
>finally girl says loudly enough for most of class to hear "you're messing it up! let me do it!"
>leans forward, pants sag even more
>she's like freaking out trying to unwind it, banging it on the table which was totally unnecessary
>muttering loudly about how other girl messed it up, visibly flustered
>other girl sits back, finally says "it's fine, don't get your red fruit of the loom panties in a bunch."
>girl freezes, then plops down in seat, holding both hands behind her over her panties
>stays still for a few seconds, i'm sure she could hear us snickering behind her
>asks to use the bathroom in a cringey loud voice, clearly about to cry
>powerwalks out of room holding her pants up high
>doesn't come back for rest of class
>>26939288
This isn't reddit, pal.
>>26939819
You know, I would always see people with their underwear and ass cracks hanging out. Even like normal people that you wouldn't expect, which leads me to wonder how often my underwear/ass would hang out of my pants. Never noticed it. I guess others just lack self-awareness.
>>26933045
Shut the fuck up she shouldn't have taken my fucking pen away.
Talk shit, get hit.
I did nothing wrong.
>>26934045
written by M. Night Shyamalan
>>26933045
what? he 'decked' her in the face...you mean he punched her?
how did he not atleast bruise her mug
>be college senior
>needed a few units
>taking 101 level science class full of freshmen
the amount of cringe from this one kid is astronomical
>first day of class
>room has 80+ students
>he raises his hand and actually asked the professor if he could go to the bathroom
>professor scolded him and told him to go and never ask again
>I lost my shit laughing so hard at what I just witnessed
another time
>professor takes attendance by having a sign in sheet snake its way through the rows
>this fucktard is sitting in the front of a row
>sheet is passed forward to him
>he signs in
>a logical person would know that if it came from behind, you pass it over to the next row
>what does chucklefuck do?
>he VIOLENTLY THRUSTS his arm and the paper straight up into the air over his head
>tries to shove it back to the person who just handed it to him
>the person has to tell him how fucking retarded he is and to pass it sideways
This kid has become the biggest source of entertainment all year
>>26934942
Same.
In fact, I switched schools when I was 17 to a mainstream school.
>>26933226
This is pretty sad senpaitachi
