>spend all day making a video
>have no friends to share it with
>the initial excitement about the concept died about 3 hours in so I won't even enjoy watching it
>>27101250
post it I wanna watch it.
>/wsg/
Then link it here
I'll be the judge
I'd be glad to watch it anon
Why doesn't r9k do steroids?
>you slowly kill yourself like you always wanted
>gives you the courage to stop being a pussy
>makes you strong enough to hurt normies
>will probably drown in pussy like zyzz if you lift
>literally going with a bang, the bang being your heart
>>27101074
If you are a robot because you are legitimately low test, steroids will just turn you into a normie. Of course the hurdle to be classified as legit is quite high, so normie doctors don't want to give you the prescription to become super-normie (i.e. Chad Thundercock).
>>27101074
Been thinking about it. Just need some money to start going to gym and find the right guys.
Steroids are my last hope.
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I wanted to try the Heroes of the Storm multiplayer game, I picked a healer and some guy said I am noob and I suck.
>>27101067
Welcome to life, buddy. Only one thing to do and that'sgit gud
well you probably did suck
malf isn't too bad and pretty easy to play so maybe check him out
Fuckin' noob real healers don't suck they do anal
>I waited for you all day. I'm so glad you're home!
>>27100825
I don't really like her face but she's cute enough
6/10 would bang
She looks great without makeup on
She looks like she has a smell to her. Not shit necessarily but an odor
>tfw you want an online friend to talk to but don't use steam so you can't make friends here
oh m8t i heard you didn't use steam m8t lets be friends m8t how can i contact you??????? i'm 21 hispanic KHV autistic boy
Same here, except after trying to make online friends enough times I gave up. Why is everyone shit?
>>27100745
I have skype, gmail, hotmail.
What are your favorite airport tricks you haven't shared with anyone but are really useful?
In flight, put the tray down and fold your arms on it and sleep like you're at a desk. Do not recline your seat, it's a dick move.
>>27100740
They'll let you fly the plane anywhere you want if you bring a boxcutter on board with you.
>>27100810
agree with the tray thing, but recline? nah.
In any journey exceeding 3 hours if you do not recline your seat, it will seriously hurt your back and cause more strain on your backbone.
So unless you wanna impress a stranger you'll never meet again in your entire fucking life, I suggest you recline in those circumstances and sit like a human and not a wooden board.
Any military robots here?
Wanted to do submarine nuclear propulsion so I could go months at a time without seeing the sun, but turns out you're not allowed to do that if foreign-born.
>tfw recruiter thought I would sell nuclear secrets to Putin
US Army DEP herem how about yourself?
>>27100701
*here
god damnit fingers
What is the best way to suppress your appetite/cravings besides cigarettes?
Have no money. Work all the time.
coffee hekpsdjlkj;lkjoinhojb
>>27100614
How do I get an MC Ride body ?
So I'm thinking of making a tulpa and I can't decide which character I'm going to base it on (well not completely aside from their appearance and personality traits), so which one should I base her on?
-Yui from K-ON
-Lum from Urusei Yatsura
-Sailor Mercury
Make up your own from scratch so that it isn't limited by its source material. If you work from scratch your fictional character will have more depth to you.
Imposing a character or person on your tulpa is very bad.
>>27100623
>>27100631
I'll probably give her a mix of all three characters as far as, like I said, both physical features and personality (don't know if I should make her smart or airheaded, but the latter is hella easier) and no she won't be anything like electric alien princess/sailor scout/guitar player or anything like that
Ask a Muslim that's high as fuck anything
>>27100420
I doubt you're an actual Muslim. Drugs are haram brother, leave the drugs behind.
>>27100555
Shit you're right man. I need to stop right away. This took way too much effort to type.
Holy shit edibles are intense
>>27100420
>disconnecting from the infinite love and mercy of Allah.
Or are you trying to overcome your religiosity?
Why you high? What drug/s?
Im about to smoke medical marijuana for the first time. What am I in for robots?
pretty much the same thing as most other weed
>>27100391
have you ever smoked weed before lad?
DARKER THAN THE EAST RIVER
You're going to feel very fuzzy and happy. Ideally, anyway. Make sure to take it slowly, don't smoke too much at once or you'll have a panic attack.
Hope it goes well. Weed is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.
Advice thread.
Relative normie here, post whatever's on your mind and I'll try to help a brother out. No judgement in this thread, just attempts at providing advice. Come pour your heart out.
There is an entire board for giving shitty advice to losers
Go there
>>27100366
Yeah but some people don't really leave /r9k/, so I feel that they should have an advice thread here too.
How the fuck do i stop blushing around everything, not just qt3.14. People talk to me and i go on fire, should i just end it mr normal
I know a lot of people here like to talk about various aspects of incel such as:
> TFW no GF.
> Loneliness.
> Struggle of no replies on Tinder/OKC
> Being an outcast.
These are all certainly parts of the incel/robot condition, but honestly the part that I hate the most is just the plain old humiliation:
You know like, the fact that you just get a year older every year and still haven't done something most kids did at age 15....
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>>27100157
>...It's like you're the kid who's still pissing their bed by Jr. High...
Yes, and it turns into a vicious circle, you know? It feels like you have something extremely shameful that you have to hide, like you have a disease or you must have done something very, very wrong that can never be forgiven.
>>27100424
Yeah, this and just remember even if you seduce some girl, you'll always have the thought that you were always so far behind in the back of your mind.
I once thought like you, then I got a job and made money.
Which then led to a promotion and now even more money.
Despite what feel-good retards say, money really does make everything better since you can have more fun with it.
Money >>> cunts
Are there any easily acquired psychoactive drugs that will make suicide no big deal?
>>27100025
Bath Salts
you'll probably get shot by cops and you won't even care
or just overdose on paracetemol (tylenol / panadol). It's OTC and a painkiller so you don't feel anything as you go.
>>27100055
I don't want to OD. Here is the plan
>trap myself out on my balcony at night (tying the handle of the door with a really complicated knot)
>put noose around my neck and tie the rope to the railing
>take drugs that make me a significant danger to myself
>???
>Profit
>>27100126
Idk take enough Xanax and drink to black out aaaaaand it'll probly happen
>tfw trying to do nofap
>tfw see some vanilla porn and start touching myself a little
>tfw the next thing I know I've cummed all over my chest for the third time and there's a hentai of a guy sucking a dick-girl off in front of me
How do you make it stop?
>>27099864
yu cant
>>27099864
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just fuck my life up senpai. i think the only thing you can do is to keep trying. back in 2012 i used to jerk off for like 2h every day. now it's one fap per 1-3 weeks. the porn hasn't got any more normal though.