What do you even do with a girlfriend? The concept baffles me.
I don't even know how to hold a conversation. I don't think I'll ever get as far as "having a girlfriend".
My girl friend and I play video games, watch TV, talk, read the same books, and do hobby stuff together.
she has hobbies I don't have, and I have hobbies she doesn't have, and we take time for those too. We live together but work in different places, so when we're off we basically do everything together. What's baffling?
>>27214991
having a gf is a lot like having a dog.
you basically have to keep them entertained, or they be like wtf u boring and leave.
If you have a good relationship, your gf is your best friend. You do best friend things together and sometimes sexual things.
In order to become best friends you probably have hobbies in common, so you do those together or at least talk about them as you do them. You probably have stuff not in common, so maybe you take turns trying new things with each other. Sometimes you also just hang out quietly, or you run errands together.
>U-umm Uncle Anon, can you please stop lifting my skirt? It feels weird...
Why are you wearing those lewd things?
>>27214854
she have no butt what-so-ever. but, butt-so-fever-calories-workout-with-jungle-fever
>>27215065
Her butt is perfectly sized.
>22
>mom still screams at me for anything whether i did it or not
>literally wake up to hear ramming into my room yelling and whining about the tiniest shit
>can't go through my day peacefully without hearing her complaining even my headphones can't block
this is how you create sciopaths
>>27214657
no anon, your mum is just a narcissistic asshole. Tell her what a piece of shit she is to her face and it will make her shut up. Alternatively, move out.
Move out, you manchild.
>>27214657
Have you tried not being a shit son?
I don't even know where to start. This is probably going to sound like b8. I've hit a low in my life. I don't even know what to do right now.
>Be me
>Haven't showered in a week
>Notice that my pussy smells a little dank
>Decide to wipe it a little with some tissues
>Not really that effective
>Have hand sanitiser on my desk
>Seems like...
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>>27214595
>no pics
fuck off?
>>27214595
>Haven't showered in a week
I ain't reading past that.
This why traps are better than roaties.
>a woman is crying outside the study room I am sitting in right now
why are women so stupid and unstable? she is literally, L I T E R A L L Y, crying because "there's so much work in college". What the fuck did she expect? Did she expect to just come here and be given As then be given a 100k starting job and a Chad bf?
She has some faggot bf comforting her right now
goddammit this experience has only reinforced my opinions that i dont want a gf, ive never met a girl who would actually IMPROVE my life if she was in it, they all act like this
>>27214536
Everyone can feel overwhelmed in college m8, some people will be disowned if they do bad in college or they have no backup plans. Feeling overwhelmed is completely natural and some people are better at dealing with it than others. Nice blog OP would subscribe.
>>27214536
>this absolute lack of empathy
You're a faggot.
This can't be serious, really need to stop advocating college.
>type a sensible, well-thought paragraph as reply
>dont receive any recongnition
>>27214521
Here's some consolation
this is a very sensible, well-thought post my friend.
you received my full recognition.
>>27214535
i feel better now
>>27214538
thanks friendo! have my hand gesture
>want a gf
>fap
>don't want a gf
>want a fulfilled life
>play online RPGs all night, sleep all day
>don't want a fulfilled life anymore
>get permakilled
>horny and depressed again
>don't want a gf
>fap
>want a gf
>want a gf
>go to a prostitute
>don't want a gf
submitting application request for a robot out there who would like to help out another robot.
I would like a robot with desires for revenge loke myself so we can work together on achieving that goal.
We will not be friends, we are there to help each other get out of robotdom snd ideally into chadom. Think of us as a team
WE WILL MEET IN REAL LIFE.
Firstly, i want to stress the relationship will be mutualistic, which means if i feel that you're not useful to me, well have to break things off, vice versa.
We are not friends. Think of it...
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>>27214402
This guy really needs to get his ass to the gym instead of looking for other people to motivate him.
>>27214427
okay
Meowjfh
Bumpy
Vjkd
So I am doing an essay on certain mental health disorders for my major. I am focusing on Antisocial Personality Disorder and thought some of you could help me out a bit. Note: I do not want you self diagnosing normies answering my questions. Strictly you robots that have been diagnosed under the Dsm 5.
1. I know that people with Aspd have trouble connecting with people. Is it the same for immediate family? What would you feel or not feel if say, your mother died.
2. You get into an elevator with a 40 year old male standing 6ft and weighing 200 pounds. He glares...
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You're just going to get fake psychopaths. People on this board love to act like special snowflakes with their smorgasbord collection of personality disorders
I've been diagnosed with ASPD, but many psychologists and psychiatrists disagree with that diagnosis. Would you still be interested in my input?
>>27214435
I certainly would be. I know a lot of people get different diagnoses when it comes to Aspd. A lot of psychologists think you have to be a violent felon that wants to kill people to have Aspd but it's simply not true. There is a big spectrum to the disorder
Traffic is already starting to back up this early in the morning. Better hurry up and get ready, wagecuck. You don't want your normal hour commute become a 3 hour commute. Your boss will be angry if you're late.
take it. it was never mine
that thread never gets old lol
>Not working the graveyard shift
who /normie who spent too much time on r9k and actually got autism now/
>>27214158
ellaborate
...orig
why is there a desktop in that pic?
who the hell uses a desktop in 2016?
laptop or tablet it should be
>>27214158
yeah i just come on here to shitpost and i reckon most other guys here arent actually sperging autists just mostly cyborgs and semi-normies shitposting, but the 'robot' diction (roastie, chad etc) gets to me sometimes and i actually use those words in my thinking process unintentionally
How old were your parents when they lost their virginity?
i think even knowing the answer to this question is an indication of your autism
>>27214127
lets play spot the insecure amerilard
mom was 18 and dad was 20
>>27214127
How is that so? My parents were each others' firsts and didn't do anything until they were married.
>women are typically boring and unfun, and could destroy you with rumors and criminal accusations if they become displeased
>men are interesting and fun and are largely safe, but often only are only with you for your boypucci and don't care for you as a person
What is even the point of dating?
>>27214028
There isn't any, really, if you can find some way to be sexually satisfied with males.
>>27214028
To make them woman open up her legs.
>>27214052
I could be, I like fingering myself and all, but I'm not a whore.
>tfw you realise it is all one and you're it
>>27213967
getting sucked into the void
help muh
True the man.
>>27213967
how many layers of irony are you wearing?
Logically, how can a millionaire actress, female CEO, congresswoman, or any other successful woman think women are oppressed?
It's just a meme.
Doesn't need to make any sense.
All this left-wing SJW bullshit is a meme.
>>27213901
As a matter of fact high tier professions like CEO are among the very few where women actually do earn significantly less than men.
However those are usually the kind of women who didn't give a shit about feminism so I'm not sure where you're coming from OP.
>>27213901
???
Are you saying that if you yourself aren't oppressed, then anybody similar to you can't be oppressed? I'm not saying I personally think most women are oppressed, but your logic is a bit flawed m8