Traffic is already starting to back up this early in the morning. Better hurry up and get ready, wagecuck. You don't want your normal hour commute become a 3 hour commute. Your boss will be angry if you're late.
take it. it was never mine
that thread never gets old lol
>Not working the graveyard shift
>>27214211
Here, I think I can speed this thread up. I'll cover all the major points and then nobody needs to bump:
>wagekek
>Sheckleberg
>loser neetcucks
>have no life, leeches, etc.
>I don't owe society anything
>except for everything their taxes pay for that I benefit from
>lol mad wagekek that I'm at home broadening my porn-I mean mind
>I fuck your gf
>about 50 different images comparing wageies to neetcucks
>ree
All covered.
>>27214366
Now what am i supposed to read while im getting paid to take a shit at work. Boo
>>27214366
Now what endless argument can I follow whilst I eat? For shame, anon.
>>27214366
My commute to work is 10 minutes. Missed that one. Also, I make 6 figures a year.
>>27214366
You forgot learning piano down in the lounge and going to the gym 5 hours a day. How come we never see any neet's show off their hot bods or record deals? It's a shame, they could write the most depressing songs easily based on their lives. :(
>>27214626
yea my 'commute' is a 7 minute walk from my apartment to my office
My boss wouldn't care to be honest, unless I was excessively late or something.
IM MAKING A CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY!
MY WORK AT THE HELIUM FACTORY IS VERY IMPORTANT.
IT BEATS HAVING THE WHOLE DAY TO DO WHATEVER I PLEASE WITHOUT ANY WORRIES LIKE A NEET
>>27214366
I imagine this guy,and I also imagine it's just One guy,to be so FAT,so immobile, that he needs a forklift to get off of his couch,with an ass so riddled with gaping bedsores that you could play miniature golf on it. This MeatMound has convinced himself he is superior to us Movies just to get through the day.
Who else thinks this?
actually i work 4 pm to midnight so traffic isnt really a problem for me
>>27214366
>>27214844
>>27215205
>ALL THESE FUCKING RAGIE WAGIES
You can try to hide your despair in the form of passive aggressive comedy but there's no doubting, you are jealous of the NEET.
All we do is give you the truth yet you constantly delude yourself into working your knuckles to the bone for Mr. Shekelwitz.
When will you learn wagecuck? When will you learn.
ITT: lumpenproletariat
>>27215279
ok dude
Hiroblox
>>27215279
>you are jealous of the NEET.
Name one thing anyone is jealous of. We know what being a NEET actually involves.
Honking your horn doesnt make the cars move faster, wagie.
Maybe get up 10 minutes earlier next day
>>27215279
You sound mad dude
>>27214211
>Boss is out of town.
>haven't been doing shit for 2 months
>getting paid to read Wikipedia and post on r9k
>commute is 15 minutes
>met horny single mom up here
>gonna fuck this weekend
Stay poverty OP
>>27214211
What's considered a wagie?
Someone who makes minimum wage?
I work at 530 am , so no traffic
>>27214211
Thistraffic jam looks even worse than yesterday.
>>27215279
mfw a neet told me he makes only 30 grand a year on benifits.
holy shit you poor little animal. Just tell me if you ever need some financial support my friend.
>>27215279
Tell us all,in all seriousness...
When you want to masturbate, is Step One
Reach for the CrowBar?
>>27214366
I laughed for two minutes at least. Thank you.
>>27214211
>Traffic is already starting to back up this early in the morning.
Don't care. I work downtown and take the bus which has it's own dedicated lane.
>You don't want your normal hour commute become a 3 hour commute.
It takes 17 minutes last time I timed it.
>Your boss will be angry if you're late.
No, he actually doesn't care. He treats me with respect because I am a highly skilled employee and he wants me to work on his team for a long time.
>>27214626
>every other /r9k/ thread
>i hate my job I'm so poor even though I work so hard no money no time no gf
>wagecuck threads
>i work from home for 2 minutes a week and make 30 quadrillion dollars an attosecond i have a model wife and all these friends I've been to every country NEETs are mad lol u jealous
Sure, wagie. Sure.
>>27214844
I do remember you. By any chance are you the guy with the lasagna? Howd' it go with the chick?
I posted my recordings of Bach and Weiss on another thread days ago kek, I've been improving on them!
>>27217563
Links or gtfo, NEET
>>27217652
Read this
>>27172568
There you will find the post (I only wrote this because of originality oh yeah baby)
AN MY CAPTCHA ARE BOATS
>going to work instead of watching the ncaa college basketball tournament
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>27217524
>Every other /r9k/
>tfw I hate my life no gf porn anime and vidya doesn't do anything with me and I'm depressed, etc.
>Wagecuk threads
See>>27214366
only 2 more days until you get a break to rest up for the next week of work.
maybe you can finally get more than 5 hours of sleep if you plan your weekend right
