I'm a teacher (upper elementary).
Tell me things that I should or shouldn't do in regards to non-normie children. What bothered you in school as a weirdo reject?
>>27315797
I always liked my teachers (besides a feminist english teacher). It was mostly my peers that I didn't really like.
>>27315797
Just let the robots chill out.
>Okay class find a partner!
>Oh, anon still doesn't have a partner? Can anymore make room for anon? Anyone please?
>We can't start until someone accepts anon into their group!
Chadposting aside, you're telling me that if I put in a modicum of effort in drawing and whoring on DeviantArt/tumblr I can quit my shitty job in a year to be a drawfag?
> Internet fame/sell out general
If you're good at networking and hit that sweet spot (ie pick something like tumblr art, furry/fetishes, etc) then yes. However, it is quite rare.
It's a massive shame Egoraptor quit animating (on the whole I mean, he puts out like one or two short animations per year it seems) but it's truly the path of least effort for him. Why spend so much time animating and voice acting when you can just record yourself playing some vidya and make even more money?
selling yourself as an artist is basically normie stuff
the only way a robot can make it doing this is if he draws really good porn
>>27315859
Honestly, the idea of playing games with your friends for money is the shit. Arin isn't wrong for choosing to do GG. Can we also admit Jon was shit now?
You're doing just fine, robot.
Why smart people are better off with fewer friends
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/03/18/why-smart-people-are-better-off-with-fewer-friends/
>First, they find that people who live in more densely populated areas tend to report less satisfaction with their life overall.
>Second, they find that the more social interactions with close friends a person has, the greater their self-reported happiness.
>But there was one big...
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>Why smarter people ...
>smarter
Stopped right there
What makes you think anyone here is smart.
>>27315627
>What makes you think anyone here is smart.
http://healthland.time.com/2012/07/10/what-child-prodigies-and-autistic-people-have-in-common/
>>27315775
Out of all of the people that browse r9k, how many do you think are actually autistic?
You know what pisses me off?
Knowing that our life has literally no purpose.
Everytime I watch anime, play games or consume media in general I start to compare the characters with myself. And it makes me so fucking jealous to see these people overcoming their personal hardchips while following their dreams. Meanwhile I just stay at home all day every day without accomplishing anything. I just obsess over Yuri-fanart or play Osu or something. My life isn't even that bad compared to other people but I lack the ambition to do anything useful or fullfilling because...
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>>27315506
The purpose of life is to enjoy and increase our understanding of Japanese entertainment.
You are living your life correctly.
Sonya best baby.
I feel exactly the same family. After I finish an anime I go into a deep depression wishing my life could be like the characters in the show. So many challenges, adventures, good friends, anime qts. I'm still keeping on though. We all die eventually.
Are any of you here?
>tfw haven't found any yet
I've met normal bots though, so I know fembots are here too, where are you?
>>27315386
VCU thread? What major/year are you familia?
Comp Sci freshman here
>>27315424
Freshman, physics
>>27315424
Also the only shit to do here is the fucking commons the library and the gym is so boring
>be 27 y/o
>never worked in my life and never will
>tfw going home to play video games after buying vodka and pizza
>see an endless line of wageslaves stuck in traffic
>it will be at least an hour of unpaid misery
feelsgoodman :D
>>27315341
>be 27
>having the maturity and diet of a 17 year old
I wouldn't trade my life for yours if you paid me.
SHUT DA FUCK UP!!!
>>27315371
wagie ragie in his little cagie ;D
What painful life experiences would you kill yourself to avoid?
A long and lonely life?
Jail time? How long would be long enough to make you kill yourself before you served the time?
Debt?
Losing your legs? An arm?
Somebody close to you dying?
Becoming really poor and/or homeless?
A painful medical condition?
The great thing about suicide is that it gives you the peace of mind to endure suffering and really see how deep the rabbit hole goes, since you always have that emergency exit in the back of your mind for when it gets too bad.
Then eventually you just stop caring and become indifferent to the suffering so that you can just keep going with your terrible life all the way to the end.
That's really at the root of it, just total existential indifference to just completely not give one single fuck about your life or anything in it as it gradually turns into a big...
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Losing my eyesight.
>>27315193
How exactly would you kill yourself after losing your eyesight? Ask someone to lead you to the top of a tall building, or an incoming train?
Why don't you just date a single mom? She'd love you for who you are.
that girl is approaching mystery levels of face grease
>>27314614
I don't want to be responsible for a kid that isn't mine.
I don't want to compete with her kid at any level.
I don't want to be with someone who has a literal physical manifestation of "I make bad choices in life" walking around.
i feel fucking sorry for that kid, this picture is literally everything wrong with existence.
shit, he looks ready to bite the bullet already
Listen, I like this guy. He's a genuinely nice person, funny, makes cool content, has qt wife, makes great money.
In his latest rambling video, he proudly claims that his wife is now making him salads and he's "down 20 pounds!"
Down 20 pounds from what? He took a single shit? He's been talking about diets for years and looks larger than ever.
>>27314521
>Genuinely nice person
If you think his actions on DA are easily sweepable (under the rug)
>funny, cool content
Not exactly, I just see some guy pouring doritos in a blender with mtn dew. Besides, half of his cool stuff is just him being neutral in rants
>Down 20 pounds!
Let's be honest, he's so desperate to sound as if he's lost any extra baggage, he'll just say he's lost xxx lbs.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Nice tits tho
original jew comment
You think his wife isn't getting fit dick on the side?
Does anyone else like imagining female qt soldiers getting shot and killed in combat?
I don't know what exactly it is, it's not really a sexual thing cause I don't get a boner from it but I really enjoy thinking about female soldiers dying. Particularly the noises they would make and their helpless cries of pain.
I remember being a kid and not liking to watch death scenes in movies because they gave me a boner. Now they don't and I don't really care. But when, for example, I played Half Life 2 and one of the female rebels got shot in the...
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Does anyone else share these feels? They give me an odd satisfaction. i watched the Hatred trailer where the woman has a gun stuck in her mouth and she begs for mercy and for some reason I really enjoyed it. I don't know how to explain it. I don't hate women and would never do anything like this, are there any other vidya or movies you would recommend for this kind of thing?
Guys please I can't tbe the only one who feels this way
>>27314485
Holy shit you too? I thought I was the only one that jacks off to COD.
Just something about a brave woman dying gets my hard on. You're not alone brah
brb gonna go fap to Black ops gameplay.
What is the creepiest thing you have done for a crush, preferably without them knowing? I am enamored with a girl right now, so I am pretty far gone.
>follow her on Spotify with a dummy account to know what she likes and so I can listen to the songs at the same time
>write out her name as if we were married
>have a folder on my computer with links to all her social media profiles
I'm sure some of you robots have gotten much creepier than I have.
most creepy thing I've done for a crush is fap to all her pictures and save them on my computer.
>>27314457
I've honestly never fapped to my crush, even though I find her pretty attractive. I'm more romantically infatuated I think and it's god-awful.
I googled her before I really knew her and discovered she had a criminal record. One day she told me about it and I had to act surprised.
I continue to google her to this day and have since discovered the names of her family and that her brother died of a drug overdose. I learned that from reading obituaries.
She's not active on social media, which really annoys me. She deleted her facebook like 5 years ago.
I also memorized her license plate number so I could tell if that was her car or not. I have actually seen her driving around town more times...
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I feel bad for you Americans. You got circumcised against your own will by your loving parents when your were born, then your parents cut contact with you and kicked you out at around 18 while your baby boomer father told you to be a man. Now you have to live in a small apartment that you share with at least one other normie chad and at the same time, you struggle to pay the rent and are probably in debt, and work while in school. Meanwhile one minor cold or a minor accident can cost you a yearly worth of wages. So be careful out there, and try not to get shot at while at school!
>>27314419
There is absolutely nothing wrong with circumcision. I'm circumcised, my first son is circumcised, and my second son (on the way) will be circumcised as well. I refuse to force them to be self-conscious about their penis, and I refuse to deny them the benefits of modern medicine because of some mentally ill autists on an anime image board. Millions of men are circumcised, and none of them have problems.
>>27314456
how can you willingly do that to your wife's son you monster?
>>27314456
>stone-age Jewish practice
>modern medicine
Have you instead tried this thing called "water" and "soap"?
>I refuse to force them to be self-conscious about their penis
That's all fun and games when you're in the bathtub with daddy, but it's a different story when they get out into the world and see that BILLIONS of men aren't circumcised and don't have a penis...
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>conservafags actually believe this
If you believe ANY of these, you're delusional.
>>27314037
It's not 100% spot-on, but the basic premise is pretty much perfect. Why, do you not believe in working hard so you can succeed?
>>27314108
the plan has always been so that future generations have to do less work and can survive more easily. our ancestors have been accomplishing this.
part of being human means we can choose. the universe doesn't make every single thing difficult. not every single thing is supposed to be difficult.
>>27314108
The american dream is dead. Only the top 1% can ever hope to achieve success
What will make you instantly disregard someone's opinion?
>They ever say the words "white male" in a derogatory fashion
>>27313912
they engage in identity politics (this applies to both /pol/ and tumblr people)
>says 'cuck'
>>27313912
>They enjoy non-Japanese things.
they are pro-gun control
I'm a dishwashing wage cuck who gets absolutely no respect from anyone.
Ask me anything
>>27313870
Is she wearing sunscreen? She could get burned.
>>27313993
>sunburn of the anus and inside of vagina
My god I can't even imagine...
>>27314012
The old Spicy Two-for-one.