>be 27 y/o
>never worked in my life and never will
>tfw going home to play video games after buying vodka and pizza
>see an endless line of wageslaves stuck in traffic
>it will be at least an hour of unpaid misery
feelsgoodman :D
>>27315341
>be 27
>having the maturity and diet of a 17 year old
I wouldn't trade my life for yours if you paid me.
SHUT DA FUCK UP!!!
>>27315371
wagie ragie in his little cagie ;D
>>27315341
I WILL HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO
>>27315341
Living the dream. Original protection activated.
>>27315401
I have the whole week off hoss.
i don't know how wagies deal with commuter traffic day in day out. it's really bad where i live, southbound 95 is a nightmare because so many people drive to nyc to work
Wow, an hour of unpaid work for wages. That sucks.
I can't imagine 24 hours of unpaid masturbaion and crying. But yet that's what NEETs do every day
>>27315436
I used to drive to the city for work (or right outside it), and it was hell. Now I got a new job in midtown and I take a train. It's infinitely better because I can sleep on it.
>>27315476
silly wagecucks, that's not the same, i get paid in pleasure :D
poor wagies so so poor.
>>27315508
a family member works in midtown
she gets up at 5am to get to the train, and she doesn't get home until 7-8pm. i don't know how the fuck she does it. she like doesn't have a life, it's all work
>>27315590
She probably showers and puts a lot of preparation into her appearance before work which eats up time. I wake up a little before 7 and am usually home before 7.
>>27315538
I love my job, plus I get human interaction (remember that?!).
So enjoy your 8th masturbation brigade today. Enjoy having one arm that is 8x the size of the other! I'm going to buy some steam games, call up some buddies and chill.
But hey, great talking to you little guy, I'm sure you will figure your life out one of these days
>>27315642
>he wageslaves for 12 hours a day, some of it is unpaid
how horrible...wageslaves are so so poor
>>27315341
I would of been a neet if my father didn't pass away and my mom moving back to her 3rd world shithole leaving me all by myself in murica.
>inb4 just move in with other family
everyone is in said 3rd world shithole
>>27315663
awww poor poor wagie gonna cry??
>>27315715
Well I'm overestimating. I could probably roll out of bed at 7:15 and catch the 7:45. The train ride is about 40 minutes and the office is pretty close to Penn Station so I don't really have to hoof it when I get off. I get off at 5 and could probably make the 5:30 if I hurry, but sometimes I wanna grab dinner with a friend or a coworker and that could delay my trip home. I'm getting paid enough to the point where busy weekdays aren't a big deal.
>>27315590
Do you think you have a life?
