>ctrl-f "women hate"
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Lets change that. Women hate thread
>my confidence has been pretty much obliterated by depression
>OMG MY HAIR MAKES EVERYTHING SO MUCH BETTER WHEN IT COOPERATES
>OMG WHO ELSE HERE /DEPRESSED/
>my confidence has been pretty much obliterated by depression
>OMG LETS GO SHOOT MY GUN WATCH EXPLOSION MOVIES AND PONDER ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND ACT LIKE IM DOING SOMETHING MEANINGFUL WITH LIFE WHEN IM ACTUALLY NOT AND THEN GO JACK OFF LIKE A HORNY CHIMP LOSER
Men are idiots
>>28207765
Are you implying she isn't depressed?
Just because it's not immediately obvious she is depressed doesn't mean she isn't. There are plenty of people who appear to be normal but are actually dead inside and quote suicidal. That's why normies are surprised when one of their friends unexpectedly kills themselves and they can't see it coming.
I put on a front of being at least a bit happier and more social than I really am around immediate family, only because I don't...
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>>28207889
People who are depressed do NOT attention whore like this. Im not OP nor do i hate women but my mother has ptsd and severe depression and people like that keep mostof their problems internalized bc they naturally are not sociable and outgoing. I know many other people who have been diagnosed with depression and its almost always the same thing. None of them would ever post a selfie like this unless it was something along the lines of :"ive been depressed for years but now im finally happy" or some shit like that
>almost 26
>missed out on my twenties
>feel too old for college girls
>feel too old for anything
What do I do with this?
The only thing you can do, give up on your hopes and dreams.
Use the 'fun, older guy' who has more money and is more secure with himself meme. College girls are fine at your age btw, but not high school girls
>>28207584
yeah, you're pretty much done. sorry man.
What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?
I've swallowed my own semen and jerked off some middle aged black dude for 100 bucks.
>>28207116
fapped to cuck porn. life isnt good
Did you pay him to erk him off or did he pay you? I don't know which is worse.
>>28207116
I shoved the end of a plunger up my asshole using vegetable oil as lube.
Why not get surgery and become chad?
Because I'm not rich
>>28207075
because retard you will still have beta looking children
and then they will need to get surgery
and so on and so forth
just pushing the can down the road
unless of course you're not going to reproduce then do whatever the fuck you want
I gave up the NEET life and got a job just so that I can save up for a nose job
>Be a disgusting fat blob of a robot
>Have autistic fantasy stories playing out in your head all the time
>decide to put them on paper and become a writer
>Put your autistic mind to work by creating a huge, complex universe with an incredibly deep lore and many different characters all with unique, interesting personalities
>Robots all over the world become just as autistically immersed in this fantasy world as you became when creating it
>Books become hugely successful
>Then one day, you hear a knock on the door
>You open it
>You see a greasy jew standing in front of you with a big smile on his face
>"Oy vei! Your story books are selling like fresh latkes! What do you say you let me turn it into a television show for a whole 35 shekels?"
>You nod your gigantic, gelatinous jowls up and down, utterly betraying robots everywhere
>Production on the shallow, lackluster TV show begins immediately
>Jews change the story at every turn
>Every episode looks like a shitty, forgettable Hollywood movie
>Normies gobble it up
>Yfw
>has a wife
>is a robot
Martin is a normie, he's just fat.
>>28206812
That fucking hat of his triggers my autism. He looks like a fat fuck roleplaying as a cop.
>>28206838
>Normie
>Writes fantasy books involving incest and child rape
No way, man
I used to think WE WUZ KINGS was just a meme, but today I noticed a black girl in one of my classes has a tattoo on her shoulder blade of Nefertiti. I was almost transfixed by it
I'd like to ask her out, or at least talk to her about the tattoo but I get shy talking to girls and I don't know if I'll be able to hold it together if she starts talking about Egyptians being black
She also has a nice big ass, btw
pic not related
There is some girl at work that is named Nefertiti. That is one hell of a name to live up to.
>You stare at her tattoo of Nefertiti
>Tyrone has confirmed that dat ass is meaty
But the Egyptians were white. It's been DNA proven
They were never kings.
>psychiatrist saw my phone wallpaper
How fucked am I?
just stop going get advice here
>>28206064
Loli is illegal in alot places, just hope it is legal
>>28206097
Funny thing that this kind of stuff is agains the /r9k/ rules
>>28206097
/r9k/ makes me want to kill myself
Hatsune Miku is my favourite singer even though she's not real
oh man ive been wanting to talk to someone about vocaloid for so long
who are your favourite producers?
>>28204912
why do you switch between nice posting and being a complete cunt?
>>28204942
It's mostly all just 2008-2009 nostalgia for me, I'm not too big of a listener now. Most of the stuff doesn't have the same vibe as it used to. Or maybe I'm just looking in the wrong place.
The only producers I bother to remember these days are Mitchie M and kz
Also try /jp/ maybe
>>28204943
I only post nicely when I'm happy
People seem to want me to shitpost, so I just give them what they want. I do whatever feels right
You hanging in there anon? How long has it been?
Is it true that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?
>>28204287
6 or 8 years, shes married to some chad for a few years now and have a kid
in 2 month it will be a year. She was my gf for 4 years, we lost our virginity to each other, and now we havent spoken in months.
All I want in my life is her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGT7VZh6slo
>go to your citys backpages
>go to escorts
>bring something back
I'll start
This girl is a major qt and i think I'm in love
Really tempted to call her
>http://longbeach.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/naughty-perfect-hottie/51662796
Why?
Most of them are fake, and the ones that are real have ugly sluts
>>28203897
DO IT, that's a top tier escort
>>28204003
I just go on here to look at girls tbqh familia
Fembots, describe your ideal guy
>>28202656
>female
>r9k inhabitant
pick one
>>28202656
I like short chubby guys
Gotta be cute though, and hairless
I like the idea of cuddling with a cute chubby little boy and have a short bf would be the closest without being a pedo.
>not much physically, just not obeast
>someone who can chill, smoke, talk politics/generally educated topic, play vidya, gets my depression, inspire me to be a better person, etc.
Just regular human stuff.
>also someone who can choke fuck me like a whore and a princess and beat me down verbally
That's the hard part to find...
Be honest, when was the last time you were TRULY happy?
>>28200889
When i got my first car.
>>28200889
Early 2013. I was in Japan and I had a direction in life. I don't know what the fuck happened.
2007. The year before the military made my dad change bases and we had to pack up and leave my friends right before high school.
Is your sister pretty?
>>28200389
she's a fatass
Yes my sisters are pretty, the older is 20 and is kinda tomboyish but still really good, the younger is 16 and more cute than sexy.
>tfw no imouto
o-original
Future colonists get in here!
A Mars colony is now technologically possible. If someone offered you a free one way ticket... would you go?
Would you /fuck this gay earth/ and move your entire existence to the red planet to live and die there?
How would you feel being paired up with a personality matched female you've never met before for population growth?
What would you expect colonial life to be like?
What would be your reservations... what would keep you here on earth in your "earth life" instead?
Fuck yeah I would go. Leave this shitty unpurposeful existence to become part of something great. Also I will finally be able to get some putang
Go spend some months in Antartica with a bunch of desperate people with no prospects and you will see that your actual life is not that shitty after all.
>>28199697
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3126986/British-student-wanted-woman-birth-alien-baby-pulled-mission-Mars.html
>pic related
The real deal:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_One
If you don't know you won't know, it's time for r9k omegle.
Please keep beta orbiting to a minimum.
I saw 2 hot chicks and a dog named molly on there.
Start capping
>>28199537
I asked and she said no so I respected her control of her body and didnt use my male dominance to steal from her.