What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?
I've swallowed my own semen and jerked off some middle aged black dude for 100 bucks.
>>28207116
fapped to cuck porn. life isnt good
Did you pay him to erk him off or did he pay you? I don't know which is worse.
>>28207116
I shoved the end of a plunger up my asshole using vegetable oil as lube.
>>28207116
>100 bucks for jerking someone off
Pure business, wish I had this luxury
Hmm it's hard to say. I think these two really stick out
>fapped on Easter Sunday to a sext from a bbw cougar playing with herself
>fapped on a train under a blanket when I was 14 with 3 family members in there with me, I finished on the blanket
Which one is more degenerate?
Had my dick sucked by some asian dude through cl. He looked thin in his picture but he was fat and looked like ken jeong. I was horny though so i closed my eyes and pretended he was female
>>28207116
shit it never occurred to me that I could get paid to only jerk some dude
as long as its just that I might be down, fucking $100 is a $100 know what I mean
fuck that not bad money if you on jerk one a day 7 days a week that's $2800 a month $33,200 year
less if you take days off more if you jerk more than one a day
I could jerk a lot off dicks in a day ,no homo, would want to maintain high numbers for a while then retire . Wouldn't want to be jerking dicks later in life and the demand would drop off too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY
is relevant
Is swallowing your own semen really degenerate? Most guys do this.
Snorting cocaine, heart became tachycardic and I was paranoid as fuck the anasatheia was cool though
The degenerate part was I did it two more times after that -.-
stole my friend's sister's panties
I once fucked a friend of mine at a sleepover with the other guy in our triangle of best mates while the other guy was in the room and we were playing just cause. Gay? nah, we said nohomo afterwards.
>>28207116
Turned a stool upside down and fucked myself in the ass with one of the legs
I've done it more than once and I've regretted it every time
Jerked it to cheese pizza
>>28208735
best fap in me life
>>28208749
Same. My heart was beating really hard and I was a little shaky. I haven't felt that way since I found porn for the first time in my life when I was 9
Three girls at once. It was supposed to be an orgy between me, two of my fuck buddies, and another couple. But the other guy had to cancel at the last minute and the girls still wanted to have fun. Two were Asian and one was white, two were bi, but even the straight one was licking pussy that night.
Sucked dick. Three times.
>>28208697
Thats the funniest shit ive seen on this thread
>>28207116
I sucked off about 10 guys at a gloryhole. I also recorded it and uploaded it to a large gay porn site. People liked it
Was looking after a friend's family's cats while they were on vacation. Wore his sister's underwear and jerked myself off with her panties while lying in her bed. Made some dope cash with it tho.
lurked /mlp/ for 16 months in 2012/2013
>>28207116
100 dollars damn you a cheap whore
>>28207758
Definitely the train, who gives a fuck about easter anyway?
>>28207893
literally prostitution mate.
After a while it'll be
$100 for a wank
$300 for a suck
$500 for the booty
$1000 for a 6 hour whatever-you-want fest
Camwhored in my mom's lingerie a few times
Threw a huge cup of piss out of my car and onto a couple walking on Easter evening
I regret nothing
>>28209332
Jesus christ those prices, glad I'm European. I pay 20 euro for a suck, 50 for a fuck. Only been to one once and that's all I know. And to me I already consider a lot for putting my peenor in something.
>>28208866
p-post link pls
Jerked off with my own shit while pissing into my own mouth and wearing a buttplug.
I was high on a bunch of stuff at the time but remember it being the most amazing orgasm of my life. Still kinda hate myself for it.
erped with sissy robots
>>28209414
Good 'ol American capitalism.
It seperates those who are smart, and those who are poor. kek
>>28207116
are you a guy or a girl? I assume guy
>>28207116
Wore my sister's panties and my cousin's bra(both dirty laundry) and jerked off into the goldfish bowl. It ate it.
It died 2 days later
>>28207116
>I've swallowed my own semen
>>28209631
>are you a guy or a girl?
>I assume guy
Ya don't say. lol
>>28209516
I deleted the video
>>28209791
i hate you so much
STOP MUTING ME
>>28209819
pls dont hate me
>>28209837
i wanted to fap to that ;_;
>>28209851
disgusting perv
Bestiality probably. Actually, definitely.
>>28210314
b-but hes the one sucking 30 cocks
>>28210438
it was only 10 cocks, although i dont know the exact number anymore
>>28210456
i must fap to thissend video :3
>>28210494
is that email address some kind of message?
I let my cat lick my dick when I was 12.
I fucked a Mexican hooker and the condom broke
I went back to the bordertown a year later, and the club's tout saw me on the street and said my girl had a negrito
I turned 360 degrees and went right back over the river, never went there again
>>28207116
Let a girl finger my ass and have her tell me I'm get little slut
>>28208777
those lucky trips tell me youll never get caught
>>28207938
charlie? orginal comnenet
>>28207116
jacked off while a puppy bit my testicles and i came in its mouth
my mother came in my room without knocking and witnessed this
i still did it a few more times despite this
she gave the dog away
my mother doesn't talk to me anymore
the end
>>28207116
>I own a sex doll
>sex doll gets fucked anywhere between 30-60 times a week
>I steal panties from my apts laundry room
>have sexy time with sex doll and stolen panties
>pic very related
>>28210616
the pantie mask looks like bane
>>28210616
Was stealing panties part of your plan?
>>28210494
Post vid plox
>>28210984
he didnt send me shit
>>28209332
lol bro way to overpay. Only 75$ for suck 150$ for fuck here in US
>>28207906
Not most but there's definitively a good chunk of them doing it. I mean I do it and been doing it since I was 11 mainly because I didn't want to make a mess. In a few years I bet it'll be as taboo as eating your boogers.
>>28211037
I don't pay for sex lol. Just if I was going to be a whore I wouldn't be cheap
>>28209332
Lol no one would pay $500 for a fuck unless you were Adonis or Bailey Jay.
Gay guys give out their asses for free all the time
>>28209336
Are you a roastie?
Pls be my gf or die
>>28207771
>sucked his dick
>pretended he was a girl
How
>>28208797
Please return to /soc/
Never return, nigger
>>28211345
If you're attractive you can charge more than that.
>>28207116
People who are good at estimating size, how big do you think that dick is?
>>28211402
7 or 8 inches, fisheye lens
>>28210529
>Anonymous
>360 degrees
rlly
>>28209414
I'm in the UK and most of the prostitutes on Adultworks and Vivastreet etc are at lowest 80 pounds for a fuck.
put 12.5 grand on a fairly guaranteed result, Real Madrid to beat Eibar, used some of the winnings to buy some coke, mdma, weed, escorts & booze and had a blast
Fucked a thai prostitute up the butt with no condom.
Pretty vanilla.
>>28211485
Damn that's still expensive. I pay less for drugs coming from the UK.
>>28211557
god damn it I'm not the OP of this thread, was from another.
I used to jerk off my dog in the woods until he would cum on me.
Used to make videos of myself masturbating, then masturbate to videos of myself masturbating.
I used to get super turned on by masturbating outside. So I would stop at this one church on my way home, get completely naked and jerk off on their back steps, cum in various areas around the church, then put my clothes back on and ride home.
I've stuck various things in my ass from pens to plugs to large dildos even liquor bottles.
I've frozen my own cum so that I could use it later to cook with.
I could keep going but I'll leave it at that for now...
>mfw this thread
Pretty tame desu
Everything on this thread made me diamonds
8ch net/zoo/res/3404.html#3413
fapped with my sisters panties.
It was meh. Looked hotter in my chinese cartoons
>>28211734
i dont think you have sucked cock at a gloryhole
>>28207116
>>28207116
Shot neighborhood strays in NYC for 15$ a cat.
Regret nothing.
>>28207116
where do i start:
-I've fapped with both my mom's and sister's panties.
-I've fapped in public bathrooms, and while driving on multiple occasions.
-I've napped with stranger's panties. They left them on the bench in the washroom.
-fapped in the back seat of a moving van when i was young.
-when we were both teens, i ate out my sister on a dare. i think she was horny.
-i've anally inserted my mom's big black dildo, though I could usually only fit the head.
>>28207116
I've drunk my own piss
I've eaten my own semen
I've used pain killers
When I was 13 i drank 2-4 liters of soda a day. One time it was 6 liters in 24 hours
>>28207116
probably just skype sex
I've blown, gotten blown by, and fucked guys off craigslist and grinder.
If my asshole wasn't so tight, I probably would have gotten ass fucked too
The shit I do when I'm horny is ridiculous
>>28211535
Vanilla flavored AIDS more like
>>28211037
>Only 75$ for suck 150$ for fuck here in US
I'm a trap and people paid me $300-400 for a fuck what the fuck kind of gutter rats are you seeing? One guy paid me $200 to suck MY tiny cock.
>>28211734
Alright alright
>when I was 11 I fucked my dog
>when I was 15 I got caught by my mom looking at the king of jailbait that would pop up by searching basic shit like "foo fighters" on kazaa...if you were there in the early 2000s y'all know what I'm talking about. Acted like my friend from school sent it to me. Mom never talked about it since
>when we were both 24, my step sister fugged and tried being in a relationship to the horror of the rest of our family
>In the last 5 years, I've had sex with two non prostitutes, my step sister, and this chubby girl I slept with last night for the first time
>tfw can fuck a 10/10 for 150 bucks and are considering if this relationship works out to do that still once in a while
