Is your sister pretty?
>>28200389
she's a fatass
Yes my sisters are pretty, the older is 20 and is kinda tomboyish but still really good, the younger is 16 and more cute than sexy.
>tfw no imouto
o-original
Not by my standards no.
She's a hambeast.
Probably would be 6.5/10 if she didn't have the diameter of a pregnant lowland gorilla.
>>28200701
>she's a fatass
POST PICS! ASS PICS!
>>28200701
>>28200790
THIS! THIS! THIS! OMG MY DICK IS DIAMONDS
She's fucking massive, but her face is nice.
I'm disappointed in her conduct though, I think she's cucking some kid.
>>28200389
5'5 b cup pretty face, stacy
>talk about sister
>does not post pics of her
fucking normies love to tease in here intead of fuck off to reddit
>>28200852
>massive
how tall? submissive?
>I think she's cucking some kid
>/ss/
I NEED IT!
this is my sister
>>28200928
I don't believe you. Not at all. Cool chess board though.
>Slavic
>thin
>perfectly clear face
Looking at the females on this board and the ones that post (especially Americans), she looks 50x better and is too young and doesn't use make-up.
>>28200928
Why don't I believe you?
>>28201004
cynicism has calcified your brain
>>28200928
her teeth are so wide between each other :B
>>28201034
She looks a tad skinny. That's good but is she eating right?
>>28200920
>/ss/
Weirder, it's some "transboy" of legal age who's all shrunken and shit because of a congenital disorder.
Yup, all three of them and so is my mum.
Yeah but she got chubby in university and never really recovered. I hope she never gets full on fat.
>>28201034
So cute. I want my future daughter to looks this adorable. Shame on you for showing 4chan your sisters face tho, brah. Thats fucked up
>>28201248
Her beauty is too profound for me to hog for myself
>>28201034
Ya, you're probably right
Is it bad that I try to look for women who are also cynical shits?
>>28201346
That's disgusting don't post your sister here. You might be a failure of society but there is no reason for your sibling to suffer from it.
>>28201373
It would take a truly dedicated man to doxx these pics, if it is even possible; there isn't much dangerprobably
>>28201437
no one even reads filenames anymore, i doubt my dear sister is in danger of being identified
>>28200389
>tfw no himouto sister to keep me busy with geimu demands
idk...you tell me
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>>28200928
>>28201034
>>28201346
>>28201488
Keep going you absolute madman/
>>28201545
Holy fuck yeah
Would love to cuddle and make love ... If only
>>28200389
All robots please post pics of your sisters butthole
>>28200389
With makeup and hair products sure.
But I look more feminine than her when she isn't wearing any makeup, shes aware of this and we joke about it all the time. I am not feminine looking.
She literally goes from a 3-4/10 to an 8/10, sometimes I wonder if all women are secretly like this.
>>28200852
>She's a fucking massive butter face
at least shes not fat tho right
>>28201034
She is a real doll isn't she? That things is clearly not alive
>>28201663
Do you think she has a nice butthole?
>>28201346
Wow..you're sister is like...cute? Not in a pedophile way. Like if I had a sister I'd want her to look like this so she could know what it's like to have boys falling at her feet.
>>28201686
miracles do exist friend
>>28202003
This is a child model, not your fucking sister.
>tfw Tomoko isn't my sister
JUST
>>28202042
wow rude
here's my other sister
>>28202081
Riley and misty plz
>>28200928
>>28201034
>>28201346
>>28201488
>>28202003
>>28202081
$5 says you're a pedophile
>>28200389
Yeah, she's bound to be a Stacy. She got the paki side of my mom's genera so I don't even look related to her. Looks alot like pic related.
Who /twinkbrother/ here?
>>28200928
She's your sister too???
>>28202081
>be the ugly sibling
Life isn't fair, is it
>>28200389
She's better looking than me, she's more successful than me, and views me as an embarrassment.I still love her, though.
Yes, we used to get along, but she pities me for being a failure of an older brother.
>no onii-chan thread ever
Yea, she is I guess. She has like 15k followers on instagram (I try to see which girls from my HS class like her shit desu).
>>28202376
>you know what has to happen now anon?
sadly all my sisters are over 30 and have kids, some of my nieces are cute though.
>>28200389
tfw your sister could be a cute petite loli but she tans till she becomes ugly dark skin, and wears pretty much only sweatpants/hoodies, no fashion, shitty makeup. She is 4'11 and 22 years old. inb4 oompa loompa poster and pic request
>>28202369
Are you an imouto?
famalam
Neither
>1 hambeast
>1 full of tattoos and piercings
Degenerates.
>>28202539
ages?
>>28202489
Yes, to several qt onii-chans. I regrettably fell for the one who has always been my partner in crime. (He got super nerd cute)
>>28202716
greentext story?
desu~
>>28202742
Absolutely too many to count. Nothing sexual though. Now that we're out on our own, I just started to get a bit more... open. Dyeing my hair at his place, so I have an excuse to lounge around in a towel for awhile, while enjoying his cute blushing glaces. Watching anime together, so we can drink and make fun of plot and character stereotypes. Being his co-pilot in strategy games, even though we always end up playing the same class somehow and he's always slightly better. I asked him to cuddle last time I was too drunk to keep my eyes open, but he sounded a bit startled and went to bed. Idk what to do
>>28200389
Yeah. My whole family is, really. My sister just happened to inherit all the innate motivation our genes have to offer in order to succeed in life.
>>28200389
Nooooohohohohohohoho. Nooooooooooooooooooo.
>>28202991
Keep at it familia, you'll get him eventually.
>>28200389
7/10. She's skinny with pretty big tits/ass for her age, but she kinda looks like a monkey with puffy hair and acne scars.
Yes. She's very pretty. Recently just realized 90% of the girls I've liked and gone out with look a bit like her.
>>28203625
Read somewhere a while back that we subconsciously go after women/men that resemble our siblings'/parents' facial features.
>>28200389
My onee-san is a nigger loving stacy
I thought my older sister was pretty when I was younger, but upon growing up I think she's pretty eh now. She's 12 years older than me but despite that she's always been kind of a bitch too.
>>28203725
It's just that we have a kind of an unhealthy codependent thing going on. We live together and I feel sort of like I'm sullying her by being around her anymore.
>>28203625
So why don't just cut out the middle man and go out with her?
>>28203750
>My onee-san is a nigger loving stacy
did she bullied you a lot?
your mother protected you?
>>28200389
she used to be
i have had the pleasure of watching her grow from attractive stacy to now aging mid-30s-woman with a ticking biological clock, watching as she finally gets a tiny taste of what it's like not to always get everything you want
Yes, she also watched a few anime with me.
>>28200389
I don't know. She's dead. She died right next to me in our sleep. Thanks OP.
>I've been wanting to post this for awhile, no hard feelings, senpai
>>28200389
yes.
but i've been crying since 2 days because i feel they are not real ;_;
>>28205562
who's not real? your sister?
>>28205621
>who's not real? your sister?
*s. yes
>>28205664
i don't understand. do you have sister tulpas?
>>28205693
yeah something like that.
never followed a recipe though.
yea and shes too pretty, its gonna be a problem in few years from now
only reason i started lifting desu
>>28205435
>She died right next to me in our sleep
That's just sad man. How?
Both of my sisters are extremely pretty, as in model pretty. Also both very popular and successful.
Meanwhile almost everything that could have gone wrong with me did.
>>28205435
how do you manage every day without killing yourself? ;_;
Yeah she's not unattractive. I couldn't give the ol imouto the special hug though. We are best friends and emotional tampons for each other
>>28206455
Why not become a literal tampon for her?
>>28206486
Cant see her that way, 2d loli incest is the only incest I want and need
>tfw you have a 15 year older sister that you've never met
>tfw she doesn't even know that you exist
She's really cute but she's paraplegic and has a learning disability so she's can't talk very well. She's not stupid in any way but speech is very difficult for her. She's also very socially anxious.
She's very sweet though.
>>28206925
I hope you're taking good care of her.
Eh, my sister's alright. I know some people who think she's pretty.
She's definitely not ugly, but not at all my type.
y-yes, my sister is 30 and married though. she texts me every now and then checking up on me. she's so nice. she's cute and still looks really young
>>28207009
>and married though
To you, right?
She looks really young, way younger than other girls/women her age (23)
She looks about 14
>>28207051
hook me up my man
Yeah she's a beaut and we pretend to be in love.
She's beautiful and sweet. Also really conservative and not a slut so she's a winner.
kinda, she's a real-life tomoko though
>tfw you're the ugly sister
T-thanks mom and dad
>>28207258
Pretend?
Why not make it a reality?
Yeah she's pretty
I don't have sexual urges for her at all and I jack off a lot and get boners all the time.
Sister fetishes are for those without sisters.
>>28207359
>tfw you're now my gf
Hello.
She's pretty sometimes when she dresses up and wears makeup. Other than that she's fat, has acne, and doesnt have the best hygiene
eh, my brother, now. he's a transdude, pretty much has the same features as me except better. pretty frustrating for both of us because they're traditionally feminine features.
the thing that really gets me is that he has the wavy lazy curly hair type i've always wanted and he straightens it to death because he's an emo faggot. serial dater, used to fucking mutilate his arms with toenail clippers and scissors at age 11-12 but he's chill as fuck now. yes, he's in therapy.
my older sister is pretty cute, but her autism has made her eternally fall in love with beetlejuice from the fucking tim burton movie so she rejects literally everyone in her path. which is amusing i'd probably kill her boyfriend if he wasn't good enuff desu
>>28207996
>28207996
also if anyone remembers the thread from eons ago involving autism sis and her STEALING my SEX TOYS, this is the same chick. bitch has a heart of gold though, she's just a weirdo.
>>28207550
You'd dump me or want to dump me after you saw my sisters
>>28200389
She's pretty. Pretty pathetic!
No
Superduperoregano
>>28205754
>tfw no qt little sister to love and live for
>just curl up every night in my huge empty cold bed
>cry myself to sleep hugging my blankets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>28208118
sweet anon, this is not how sisters work.
>>28208130
then how?
>went to interspar to buy food
>end up at the strong distilled alcohol shelves again
>want to drink myself into abyss tonight because birthday is here soon
>see my favourite drink that's actually rarely sold here
>it's too expensive
>butcher's counter is behind me
>he's a guy around my age
>shop assistant girl asks him if he wants to go out tomorrow
>oh i would but my little sister has her graduation celebration. sorry.
>it's okay next time then
>the realization i've got nobody kick in hard again
>fight not to break down right there
>poker face on
>pay my shit and come home to crawl back into my corner
>can't get drunk so just play games to forget
>sister is 8/10
>normalshits are often hitting on her
GTFO FROM MY SIS RREEEE
>>28208354
>hitting on
why are you not, slavbro?!
I don't know.
She kind of has a funny head, 5.5/10 little sis
>>28208661
Posting a picture of your little sister here is a bad idea desu. I'd delete it. She is sweet though
>>28208675
>sweet
She is mean, anon. You wouldn't believe me if I told you how mean she is.
>>28202187
That guy looks disgusting
>>28208780
She looks what, 8? How can she be mean?
>>28208812
She smashed my hamster with a hammer
>>28208831
What? But why would she do that?
>>28208831
Not me.
>>28208915
She said my hair was gay and called me a pixie-boy.
I have two sisters. They are both younger than me. The younger is pretty unbearable bitch and ugly. The older one is okay both in looks and personality. Sadly nobody was every good looking in our family.
The older one is a pure maiden to who only had one bf and he marries her this summer. The younger switches her bfs regulary. She gets pretty good looking ones too for reason I will never figure out. They are all betas tho.
>>28202414
>age is a restriction when it comes to cuteness
cuteness is in action, not looks. As long as they aren't 500 lbs and they still do cute things, they should be fine.
>>28209235
>500 lbs
/r9k/ standards
She was, but she's gone and dyed her hair and put on the problem glasses ever since she dumped her BF for the shittest reasons.
I've failed as a big brother. But even if I killed myself, I'll only hurt her.
>>28209297
r9k's standards are insanely high
I was being funny with the 500 lbs part
for me, 200 lbs is the cut off
