Why not get surgery and become chad?
Because I'm not rich
>>28207075
because retard you will still have beta looking children
and then they will need to get surgery
and so on and so forth
just pushing the can down the road
unless of course you're not going to reproduce then do whatever the fuck you want
I gave up the NEET life and got a job just so that I can save up for a nose job
Because one good sucker punch out of nowhere would shatter all of his fragile face work.
>>28207090
fucking idiot, if a kid is raised on a tough diet he will have a nice face. Westerners are uggo because they eat slop (mcdonalds)
>>28207075
Cause I accepted who I am and don't give a fuck what others think about me. I pursue my own goals and dress practical for my work outside. I do drink a beer with normies every now again just to remind me how pop culture has raped anything discussing worth of substance. I have high pitch voice as well and I'm a big guy. Funny how everyone think you gay because of it. I can sing like Maynard so don't give a fuck though.
Are you functionally retarded? Looks do not a Chad make. The question is, why not work on becoming more likeable and become Chad?
>>28207144
Are you implying non-westerners are good looking?
I think you've been watching too many of Mew's """"lectures""""
>>28207075
I plan on it m80. Jus' give me some time.
>>28207090
Just don't have kids then ya dungus.
>>28207095
Nose jobs are a meme unless you're a chick, a Jew, or have a really bad deviated septum.
Save up for a modified lefort.
>>28207201
>t. cuckold redditor
COPE
>>28207114
Depends on the surgeries.
>>28207224
They might not be conventionally good looking, but their bone structures are usually God like.
>>28207237
I have a big Jew nose that ruins my whole face, hence I want a nose job.
>>28207237
>waaaahhh he triggered me by shattering my weak delusion
>I'll pull the reddit line on him!
>>28207190
>Cause I accepted who I am
Good for you hun.
>>28207263
Are you sure it's legitimately a big nose and not just a retruded maxilla?
>>28207289
Holy shit, mirin her hooded hunter eyes
slayer/10
no cure for autism
a robot with a nice face will still be a robot
>>28207144
scientific source for this?
>>28207075
Why not lose body fat and have better facial looks?
>>28207144
That doesn't explain why most asians are ugly
>>28207346
Listen faggot, I take the easy way out. If you dont like it, you can suck on my fat cock
>>28207201
COPE faggot
>>28207075
Because on the outside, I am Chad. It's the wiring that's all fucky.
>>28207289
fuck you retrud i'm not retruded you're retruded
>>28207075
>Why not get surgery and become chad?
I didn't know personality transplants were available already
>>28207354
They eat a shitty grain, rice and fish based diet.
He's talking about people who eat meat fresh from Gazelles and shit senpai.
>>28207272
Lol.
>>28207317
Legit. Better eye area than O'pry even.
>>28207335
I just want this meme to end.pretending we were autistic was a mistake
>>28207144
Genetics is like 100% of your appearance
>>28207346
Midface hypoplasia from shit diet and inadequate testosterone/estrogen ratio during puberty.
A low BF face with shit bone structure will still look like shit.
>>28207516
Wow, you're stupid tbo.
>>28207376
Sure you are. You're definitely not a just world cultist. No sir.
>>28207289
Nope, it's a legit Jew nose. I need to get that bump filed down
>>28207496
The god Mike Mew praise be his name
at the moment everyone is calling him a quack because he is calling out dentists and orthodontists, wait 30 years
>>28207416
I wish I could cope as hard as you do buddy boyo.personality is a meme. >>28207504
>>28207516
>>28207538
bone structure is 100% environmental, atypical oral posture and bottlefeeding retrudes your maxilla and makes you ugly
why do you think slavs are so attractive? look at the fucking dutch they chew hard rye bread all day and they are one of the most attractive races
>>28207560
Dude I got one too I honestly could care less a rhinoplasty scared the shit out of me
I have a raised fold of skin on the back of my hrad. Hair barely grows there and its visible. If iI get it removed I'd still have a scarr anyways. Probably better off wearing a hat all the time and saving money.
>>28207575
i chew falim gum everyday for them maxilla gains, know of any tougher products?
>>28207566
Mewing is legitmently the way of the future.
Just lol @ you if you haven't glued your tounge to the top of your dental arch as Dr. Mew (the most merciful of Lords) has recommended.
>>28207612
yep, all these stupid fucking shills hurrrrrrrr muh genetics hurrrrr its all over no pussy waghhhhhhhhhhhh
little do they know their dogshit orbital rims and retruded maxilla can be attributed to their dogshit oral posture and mouthbreath/soft diet
>>28207587
>bone structure is 100% environmental
>why do you think slavs are so attractive
how can someone be so fucking retarded?
it's amazing
>>28207632
just l0l at backward shills like yourself
>>28207645
>just put your tongue on the roof of your mouth bro and chew hard bread :) you will get a gf in no time your genetics don't matter at all
>oh and don't forget to buy dr mike mew's books
>>28207601
Scared by a mere rhinoplasty you say?you're not going to make it.
>>28207601
Nah tbhq.
>>28207665
no you're to far gone to rely solely on bread, you need to chew mastic gum
>>28207587
Slav women are attractive. Slav men are so bad that the women would rather be with Turk roaches
>>28207546
I'm not ah, I'm not sure I follow you.
>>28207673
lachowski is ascended adonis tier, look at his forward growth
>>28207673
You are the rudest asshole on r9k. Stop being a fucking cunt mate
Btw how much would a mandible implant cost
I don't have a weak jaw or anything, but having a sexy face like brad pitt would be amazing, right?
>>28207673
>>28207717
just lol if you aren't paying for top tier escorts, you can literally get a model tier that looks like pic related in my cunt for under $1k/hr
>>28207289
how might the upper jaw being moved forward affect the face?
>>28207706
>he has been doing that retarded squint so much he now has wrinkles under his eyes
>>28207075
purely cosmetic gain would never be enough to me, im not a stupid woman. i want to be a champion, i want to be ripped, not have my face be the main attraction to me.
>>28207075
Why not fuck off and kill yourself?
Chad isn't a look it's a state of mind. Plastic surgery can't make you Chad
>>28207601
Mastic gum from chios, but that's expensive and shipping takes forever. So I usually just go with carrots and soak the falim gum in ice cold water. Made some decent gains so far.
>>28207075
I did but I still look like shit
>>28207778
you can't be ugly and extroverted at the same time, people will just look at you weird and not take you seriously
just lol if you aren't LDARing
all this cope itt makes me giggle
once and incel, always an incel
LDAR with me, buddy boyos
>>28207790
>you can't be ugly and extroverted at the same time
Uhh, yes you can. Everyone knows people like that.
>>28207735
>not getting a 7/10 escort for $100 instead
>>28207090
>you still have beta lookin children
>caring about people in the year twenty sixteen
>>28207075
Because your pic is fucking impossible. It is a shooped photo you retards.
>>28207717
You're a large white cock and you call others rude?
>>28207075
Because I don't want chronic pain in my face
>>28207587
this is the funniest shit i've read all day, thanks anon
>>28208016
He's telling the truth. You don't actually think weak jawlines are nature's doing? You fool
The only option for mouth breathers is to chop part of your nose and put some plastic in your jaw and chin.
I don't think chewing gum will do much for you
Im saving for it right now. I want dental, jaw, and chin implants. Im happy enough with my cheeks and hooded eyes and canthal tilt. I've been lifting for 2 years now. I should have started roiding 9 years ago but I suppose tomorrow is the second best time to start. Apparently my ideal body type is too big and too lean for most women's taste bet I highly doubt many would reject based solely on my 6'3, 190lbs, 10%bf stats.
>>28208081
he does almost as bad so why the fuck bother, you simply can't fix ugly
>>28207237
>Be Jew
I want a nose job, anon. The German rape of my great grandmother gave me decent features otherwise.
[Spoiler]Actually my great grandmother was the German. Based great grandfather breaking the cycle.[/spoiler]
>>28208196
He looks a lot better imo.
4 to 7
>>28208302
hahahah you are fucking delusional
>>28207237
>They might not be conventionally good looking, but their bone structures are usually God like.
??
Anon have you ever seen people from third world? Middle East? India? Indonesia?
>>28208327
hahahahahah yup ahahahahahahahahahah
>>28207144
t.your fucking asshole
>>28207764
Aha! Ahahahahahahahah! That's called good orbital development. Something that baby Smith did not inherit from his actor parents brah.
hello,
I've never had a grilfriend till I decided to do surgery.
now I have a cute 8/10 and we are happy together but I know that this slut would never took me without surgery.
I recommend it, do it!
>>28207706
I would murder people to look like Chico. Literally a demigod.
I already look like that
but I'm a manlet
Why would I when I can use photoshop like the guy in OP's pic?
>>28207828
Yeah, we call them spergs. They're cringeworthy and think their the shit, but everyone makes fun of them and women laugh at them behind their backs
>>28208447
How tall? Unless you are like 150cm, if you are good-looking, you should have no problem pulling girls. Unless you are a sperg.
>>28208081
No, the only option is a modified lefort 3. He's just stupid and doesn't understand what forward growth is.
It's a shame that you faggots don't research home structure before doing stupid shit like this.PS is plebian asf. It's all about dem bones.
>>28207587
>bone structure is 100% environmental
OK GENIUS
what environmental factor specifically selects women only to develop wide pelvises capable of bearing children
I'M WAITING
absolute retard
>>28208434
>this
also he spent all his money on surgery instead of making himself financially secure
>>28208526
BAKA. If you look good nothing else matters. Infact, depending on how well the surgeries go, you could end up being paid for your looks and then the money is actually a profitable investment.
>>28208563
>competing with other people to look good
>in a world of full of people
>who value only looks
>and also get surgery to look good
ok tripfag / zoolander let me know how that works out for you
Sure is sluthate in here
>>28207587
>bone structure is 100% environmental
>chewing hard bread makes you look good
Thanks for keeping this board in the low IQ zone.
>>28207735
>for (just) under $1k/hr
ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahah
>>28207587
>>28209122
>chewing hard bread
topest kek
>>28207735
>>28209159
$1k...
>pic related
>>28208081
He should've rotated his entire jaw upwards, gotten a modified lefort 1 to address his severely retruded maxilla and then gotten mandible lengthening instead of this horse shit.
Now he's ruined his nose and chin forever fucking with the plastic surgery meme.
You'll never ascend if you don't take the time to learn boyos.
>>28208081
He could've legit looked like a redheaded version of this had he taken my advice.
>>28207673
and this image is? does it mean they are able to move the upper jaw up higher in the face?
>>28211361
Higher, lower, wider, all can be achieved through the almighty unforgiving lefort osteotomy.
It is the granddaddy of invasive procedures, dangerous and unmerciful,but those who survive it unharmed are usually freed from their subhumanity and even inceldom.
>>28208496
you're probably 6'2" or whatever and don't know shit about manletism, I'm 178 and I routinely see girls taller than me, they abhor me, they wouldn't stab me with an extended pike, the english language doesn't have words to describe how much girls hate me, every time I talk to them they are obviously uncomfortable and just want me to go away forever, even if I'm just saying sorry for bumping into them or asking them to move out of the way
If I was just 10 cm taller, I'd be a super mega chad and I'd probably be in the mall laughing at losers with my gf or something right now instead of talking to you, but no, I got a shitty half-win in the genetic lottery.
My net worth is in the low negatives
>>28207075
I forgot about this ugly fuck
someone post his YouTube channel
>>28211926
if it can be moved up higher then this is exactly what i need
>>28212353
I don't think so. Maybe you mean you need your cheekbones moved higher?
Surely you don't wish to move your entire fucking face upward, right?
>>28212434
just the lower face, not the entire
>>28212353
The main point is actually to move the midface forward, btw. And you want a modified lefort. not a lefort. Make sure to specify that or you gon b ded.
>>28212460
Meaning your maxilla? A lefort 3 cuts you'd midface from the orbital, a lefort 1 only moves you maxilla.
>>28207692
same with sand nigs
>>28212462
>modified le fort
is this something you can tell me more about?
and why ded?
yea ive been looking for procedures to reduce the height of the maxilla, le fort 1 is the closet thing ive been able to find so far
>>28207075
i am tho, going for a jaw surgery.
>inb4 you're gonna give your kids ugly jaw.
first, this was accidental, not genetic.
second, ain't gonna have kids, i just want to get my dick wet
>>28212326
> I'm 178 and I routinely see girls taller than me
what country do you live in ?
What's the procedure to get a smooth face called? Have this shit but more prominently despite being skinny as fuck, so losing weight won't help.
>>28212507
The Lefort osteotomys are commonly used to create forward growth in those with midface hypoplasia/deficiencys (usually syndromic patients, but most people in Western Societies tend to have shit midface growth aswell).
Since good forward growth is attractive, many people also seek out leforts for cosmetic purposes.
Ofcourse, due to its invasiveness and high risk of complications (blindness, indefinite brain damage, death, etc.) many craniofacial surgeons in the past have outright refused to perform it on non-syndromic patients.
Thanks to new advancements in craniofacial surgery the procedure has become less dangerous and now can be done relatively safely in a modified, relatively safe procedure called a modified lefort.
This may be right for you, but do you want to shorten the literal height of just the maxilla? Are you sure it isn't something to do with your teeth or alevolar? Those can be fixed by simple (pseudoscience, lookmaxing blasphemy) orthodontics.
If it isn't the teeth or alevolar, what do you mean when you say reduce the height? The maxillas forward growth or its vertical growth?
I don't think you need a lefort if you don't want to move the maxilla outwards, but I digress. I think you can lower the height. You'd probably have a hard time getting a doctor to perform a lefort on you, but it's definitely possible to do.
>>28212954
Nasolabial folds.
The procedure is called a modfied lefort 1 and to fix whatever is making you mouth breath so hard.
>>28212961
damn i would assume they only do modified le forts now given those quite substantial potential complications.
by the looks of it a maxilla impaction might be an option, at least going from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCKvD6Hu208
but perhaps a combination of a lip lift and a lengthening of the nose could work.
my problem is that my lower face sits pretty low in the face hence why id like to have it either moved up or somehow make it look more in proportion to the rest of the face instead of having a large philtrum
>>28213102
I've never mouthbreathed, just have shitty fatface genetics. Pic isn't me, if that wasn't obvious.
Why would removing fat require something that extreme, though? I mean I know regular lipo won't work because everyplace says face lipo has too high a risk of ending up lumpy, but why would messing with bone structure be necessary? I can just push near the problem area slightly with my finger and it looks exactly how I'd want it to.
>>28213164
With a modified lefort you aren't really losing much. Some of the methods are just different.
https://lauren-chin-b82q.squarespace.com/s/Le-Fort-III-Advancement-Redesigned-11-year-Experience.pdf
Here's a study that demonstrates the safety of the modified lefort.
Orthodontics are usually alright, but they won't give you desirable results 75% of the time and
I think since it's 2016 and not 1989, a modified lefort 1 is a good option to keep in mind.
Supposedly it has about the same risk as something as non-invasive as fillers and cheekbone implants.
As for the philtrum, I think that what you suggested (nose lengthening, lip lift) is probably better suited for this but beware of the unnatural look that the lip lift tends to give people.
>>28213102
hey bruh, whats this procedure called ?
i have the same over developed mid face (maxilla).
also, what's your opinion about Anterior maxillary osteotomy ?
>>28213399
>beware of the unnatural look
yea this is why i was looking at alternatives, i would be sad to end up with an unnatural look.
while orthodontics did improve my occlusion immensely it cant make up for the excess bone in the maxilla. so im not exactly sure what to go with, if i were to chose based on recovery time it would be easy to not pick a le fort 1.
just for curiosity's sake, is this the old or modified le fort 1 https://vimeo.com/13827863 ?
>>28213272
Well, you say you're pretty skinny so I assumed it had more to do with underlying bone structure rather than fat.
This girl had pretty prominent nasolabial folds before her modified lefort 1.
>>28213410
I forget the name of the procedure, but that lady has an overdeveloped alevolar not maxilla.
Her teeth are jutted at an angle and it gives her a prognathic profile. Idk how to fix it though. Look around a little more my ethnic pal (and remember to make sure the filthy orthodontist doesn't completely fuck up your maxilla).
>>28212752
norw
>>28213579
If this is you >>28213410
you don't even need a lefort since it's your alevolar that's prognathic. I think it can be fixed fairly easily with tooth extractions and braces m8.
>>28213738
nope not me, this however is, i dont think braces again would help here
>>28213580
Hers were way less prominent than mine, I'd be thrilled to have nasolabial folds that subtle.
And nah, I actually have a jawline and cheekbones similar to the after image in the OP. I think I got a weird mix of genetics because one side is thin with that chad bone structure and the other is stocky with fatty undefined moonface, so I look like a chad that became mutated into a mashed potato villain in a tragic spud accident. It doesn't sound like extra face fat would make that much of a difference but it really really does.
>>28207075
>the feel when have wider chin, jaw and better cheekbones then tha nigga on tha right
>>28213805
Your maxilla is retruded and your mandible is normally developed?
Yeah, you're perfect for a lefort then.
It'll move your upper jaw in line with your lower and will probably rid you of your folds (which are most likely due to your midface, not your skin fat.)
>>28213738
not the same dude
i'm that >>28213410
but i have pretty much the same problem as >>28213805
my jaws are small which resulted in my mid face going forward.
i'm not a minority btw, not that its relevant, just saying
>>28213947
>Your maxilla is retruded
i wouldnt know for sure
>your mandible is normally developed
a far as i know. i did however need to have some teeth pulled out as a kid to make room for the rest to be properly aligned with braces which left me with normal occlusion, so i no longer have nearly as much of an upperbite which i used to have.
so moving the upper jaw forward seems a bit odd to me?
>>28213985
glad im not alone in having a horrible profile...
>>28214063
>glad im not alone in having a horrible profile...
yea dude, my profile wouldn't be so terrible if i wasn't also bald.
being bald just makes it 100 times more visible.
>>28213985
Maybe you sucked your thumb as a kid. If you
I was poking a joke when i called you ethnic. Its just way more commen ifor them to have alevolar prognathism.
>>28214063
Hmm. Not sure. Orthodontists are terrible at what they do, so your teeth probably have something abnormal going on with them.
Maybe get an X-ray and see for yourself if it's bone structure or fat.
>>28214150
better have a perfect skull to be bald.
i just wish i could push back my upper jaw few millimeters, that would be perfect.
>>28207075
>why not cut up your face and put it back together how women like it
jesus christ OP
>>28214183
i doubt its fat, im underweight as it is.
but you think a maxillary impaction could work for me?
>>28214183
>Maybe you sucked your thumb as a kid. If you
not as far as i remember, i think it really has to do with my small jaw, because became worse when my wisdom teeth grew.
anyway, i'll go see a surgeon as soon as i have enough bucks for for it.
>>28214198
its not about chicks, ugly and attractive people are treated differently by both men and women.
thats just how it is.
>>28214244
>cutting up your face to get treated nicely
>pretending like that's any better
be a proud uggo, have some self respect
make normies stare at your face, make them uncomfortable
>>28214244
Yeah, probably. Unless you're old and smile 24/7.
>>28214244
Legit. Life is unfair and better looking people have the halo effect on their side.
>>28214283
Being proud of my ugliness makes me want to go kill myself. It's either sucide, or I cut my face open.
For now, I'm trying lookmaxing out; if I fail at lookmaxingit's over for me buddy boyo.
.
>>28214283
>just beee yourself
gas yourself faggot
>>28214330
>buying into lookism memes this hard
s m h t b h
>>28212954
>>28213847
So is there no solution to this?
>>28214347
>implying i'm some normie fucko trying to give relationshit advice
I know it won't get him laid, but it's better to be yourself out of spite than try to chameleon your way into being a pseudochad.
I'm a turbomanlet
>>28214364
Attractiveness or death mang. I'm ascending even if it kills me.
>>28214419
profile-anon here, me too man, me too
Eggman fixed himself why don't you betas?
>>28214419
>>28214434
Why? Just to get your dick wet?
>>28214439
all he did was putting his tongue at the roof of his mouth
>>28207075
His eyes still read low test
>>28214465
sex is one of the last things i could care about, i just dont want to not want to kill myself every time i look in a mirror
>>28214439
>you may not be a 10/10 pussy slayer, but at least you don't look like eggy.
wew lads
>>28214511
You're mentally ill then. Fix your brain, not your face.
>>28214547
fun fact: i am!
but fixing the brain, ive tried believe me, wont fix my bones
>>28214547
But if a tranny says shit like this it's completely fine, right? Lol kys my man.
>>28214401
keep deluding yourself, if it works out for you thats fine.
but thats not how it works in the real world, doesn't matter if you accept it or not you'll still be ugly and people will look down on you ?.
i'm not looking for anyone's approval, i'm doing this for myself, because that's how the system works and i can't change it,
>>28214601
What? Trannies are mentally ill too. Anyone who wants to cut themselves up is.
>>28214621
>you'll still be ugly and people will look down on you ?
I never said they wouldn't. Just look down on them back, instead of worming your way into the system like a fucking jew.
