If you don't know you won't know, it's time for r9k omegle.
Please keep beta orbiting to a minimum.
I saw 2 hot chicks and a dog named molly on there.
Start capping
>>28199537
I asked and she said no so I respected her control of her body and didnt use my male dominance to steal from her.
this roast brought her rl beta orbiter on here to compete with online ones
bumpofam
>>28199672
Oreganino
>>28199672
WTF happened to her fucking eyebrows?
>>28199834
i know this is gonna be disgusting, but i want to see more
>>28199672
LITERALLY SAID GIVE ME MONEY KEK, this fucking roastie is going on r9k to find beta orbiters to give her money. Don't indulge it, don't let her win. If you see her be sure to skip and call her a roastie.
bumping original very original
>>28200119
>None of you will ever cap that which does not exist
We know bro
>>28200119
is your gf the one with the penis?
>>28200119
I bet your gf has nude cammed with me before.
is my boyfriend on line at the current time?
bump very very original original comment
So I think it was few days ago I matched a fembot there.
We talked literally for hours, and we promised to keep in touch.
I promised that I would try to contact her, and which I did.
S from England, try to be online around midnight please.
>ywn be on the receiving end of her love
>ywn cuddle and laugh at memes together
why even continue to breathe?
>>28200471
In England time of course
>>28200412
yes
originolospehghehtios
Anyone seen frog boy around lately?
pic related
>>28200412
She's a hoe
>>28201176
your bf?
>>28199220
>>orbiting to a minimum
I never understood why someone would chase/whiteknight random women they will never meet online.
>>28201317
no. i talked to him about hearthstone 2 or three days ago and my internet dc'd before i could ask for his username.
who is this
origanal
>>28201752
Eliza,
She likes ddlg play
nice hat famalama
>>28201782
Wasn't the other one eliza?
>>28201752
>>28201782
>>28201958
That's Erica you morons, she's a cockbunny.
>>28202086
WTF, why you call me out? I was trying to set him straight.
>>28202259
Ok, so why do I wanna talk to her?
t-thanks good talk
>>28202749
who was it? i like lewd stufffff
>>28202259
post her tits fag
Is she the same Liz from /soc/?
>>28202769
it was some blackbox
good luck you two
First for nice-san
>>28202972
marky mark became a wagecuck dad
>>28202792
n-noask her yourself, she is a whore afterall
>>28202972
tfw i know his instagram
he was a total cuck
>>28203585
slightly azn mark wahlberg
my sweet mancrush hasn't shown yet
tell ur mum happy bday, dont leave any skidmarks
>>28204219
lel, thanks anon!
>>28204008
dont worry lovely I'll be on later
>>28204433
lol dubs cool we think thats cool here;_; my loneliness is crippling since you left me
>>28199220
fat irishman, why did you leave? I was so close to giving you the redpill on humnaity. RIP socialist friend.
Is qt scarf anon on tonight?
>>28204897
t. falseflagging scarfwhore
>>28204897
yes, she called me a qt >B-]
>>28203585
Wtf how tho
>tfw teased by a qt trap.
>>28205433
which one is the trap?
i wanna get bullied
>>28205499
bully me you cuckim wearing blue
>>28205499
its me! hahahahahaha fuck you!
>>28205433
they showed me their tiny titties
kinda cute desu
Ceiling cat here. G2g
GOODBYE JEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8A0uUYuId8
make sure to tell motorcycle helmet to have sweet dreams
>>28205859
Only the coolest kids have a rare "N4PP-3R" trading card
>>28205978
who else have you collected?
>>28205991
I can't afford to share any more priceless rares, it'll crash the market you shitter
>>28205978
That dude has a fuckin' veiny ass neck and traps, probably from wearing that helmet all night. He was standing up to show me his cook shirt and his adam's apple is literally just about the size of an actual apple too.
sleep tight you fucking roastie
>>28206217
i started jerking off for a w h i l e and then she woke and just kinda looked at it for a minute then was like oh shit no and skipped
>>28206299
how could you jerk off to what is essentially a human potato?
I suppose he's just not on tonight
>>28206419
I guess ur rite bro
>>28206299
h-how long is a while?
she was cute and had a sense of humor too fuck me
>>28206950
I talked to her a bunch. She's a dumb chink. No humor... Practically braindead.
>>28207433
>She's a dumb chink. No humor... Practically braindead.
say hello to most girls who come here.
>>28207454
Yeah, I've noticed that. But why the fuck do all these geeks act like they are something special? Look at her nose. For fucks sake. What's with her overly plucked eyebrows as well? I can't be the only retard who sees this shit.
Anyone still doing this?
Tfw laptop won't charge, this is the end.
>>28208221
nice quality
shit manga though
>>28204836
;_; stay strong pantsu man
Sorry to the Belgian brobot, my browser crashed. You sound like a nice guy.
>>28208533
thanks mattieje mag gerust nederlands praten hoor, lekker onder ons tweetjes *knipoog*
>>28208221
the only person who's ever worth talking to
>Been on 4chan since before r9k was here
>Lurked r9k since it started
>Be reasonably fit and somewhat attractive
>Get on omegle, talk to robots, get called chad
>Ok cool whatever, I'm a shutin, hence being drawn to 4chan, but thats life
>Chilling on Omegle earlier
>Bump into some random chick of which I share the same interest being the city I live in
>Oh Cool! Maybe she lives near me
>Her first line to me is "What game are we playing?"
>Wut? She wants to Cam-sex or fuck
>Holy shit, never met anyone from omegle
>Exchange details and such
>1hr later she over at my place and we literally netflix and chilling (watching Trailer park boys)
>She goes off to "Check her phone"
>I cook some popcorn
>On way back to the couch, see a whole bunch of BDSM toys on my bed
>Oh wow! Awesome
>After some hardcore ass slapping head off to my room
>Start tying her up and shit
>but
>While I'm slapping her, I'm not really that into it...
>Wondering how my E-Sports team is going right now
>Wondering if by how soft her stomach is if she has ever done any exersize
>Wondering for what reasons she gave herself cutting scars on her legs and the history behind it
>After a bit, I can't really get into it.
>Thinking too much about shitposting and what not the above things.
>I drop her off back home
Guys, I think dodged a bullet here, her eyes lit up when I mentioned that there was some existence of a glory hole dungeon at an area in my town. Another thing I was thinking was what kind of diseases I might be getting.
But, all that said and done. I honestly think I might be functioning autistic (aspergers)?
i dont have a cam ;~;
>>28209046
t-thanks, s-senpai I appreciate it
>>28206217
>>28206523
is pic related asking? :^)
>>28209046
>gay attention whore
>worth talking to
o i am laffin
>>28210497
I used to think that of Jacob too. One day we just clicked and he was a nice chat. When he isn't acting up he's a real bro.
>>28210355
how
long
is
a
while
>>28210057
You always bully me but you're such a qt
maybe one day you'll love me back
>>28210574
it really wasnt tooo long like 5 minutes
he's trying to get bitches on the tumblr tag boys
