Fembots, describe your ideal guy
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Fembots, describe your ideal guy
>>28202656
>female
>r9k inhabitant
pick one
>>28202656
I like short chubby guys
Gotta be cute though, and hairless
I like the idea of cuddling with a cute chubby little boy and have a short bf would be the closest without being a pedo.
>not much physically, just not obeast
>someone who can chill, smoke, talk politics/generally educated topic, play vidya, gets my depression, inspire me to be a better person, etc.
Just regular human stuff.
>also someone who can choke fuck me like a whore and a princess and beat me down verbally
That's the hard part to find...
>>28202656
I like guys who are smarter than me, use words I that I have to look up to know its meaning. Bonus if he works out as well.
>>28202656
Protective
Controlling
Loving
Attentive
Noble
Skins cats
STEM nerd
>>28202764
I'm tallish, chubby and relatively hairless.
Be my girlfriend.
>>28202656
His 13 cocks must be arranged around his waist like a sunflower and they must all stand up in unison when becoming erect.
The first one must be a golden brown color, 8 inches by 5, and ejaculates cream and chocolate with a 35/65 ratio.
The second must be a 1 by 1 inch asian micropenis with a constant layer of m&m flavored smegma
The third must had Charlie Sheen's coked out face for a head and must extend like a telescope for precisely 6.5 feet.
The 4th must be a black mamba schlong capable of acting as a fire hose in case of emergencies.[
The 5th must be a in a coiled spiral strictly following the Fibonacci sequence.
The 6th must be 9" by 7", white. Nothing fancy here.
The 7th must be a dazzling sunrise, the Morning Star, the Alpha and Omega, the Metatronic Kabbalah, the God of the Emerald Tablet and Proteus of the Sages.
The 8th must branch into 2 separate heads, actually, like a snake's. One head must protrude up at a 65 degree angle from the trunk of his body, the second, down 35.7 degrees.
The 9th must smell of Armani's Aqua di Gio and activated almonds at all times. Color: red, with streaks of purple.
The 10th can be anywhere from green to light orange, but the foreskin must be intact and has to stretch 3 inches further than the tip of the head in flaccid state.
The 11th must be the colour of Barack Obama's youngest daughter, and the inside of the urethra has to be lined with tiny, sharp teeth.
The 12th can be whatever, as long as it's not too thin.
The 13th penis must have long, one-dimensional spines capable of demonstrating the Kakeya Needle problem.
Otherwise he just has to shave and shower regularly and he can't be shorter than me or make less money.
>>28202847
I want the last part so bad too, I think it's an illness ;-;
>>28202847
dont smoke, dont like politics, dont play vidya
but i will whip you and choke you
are you my gf now?
>>28202656
Cute, slightly dope-y man servant/jester who would do anything for me and no one else
>>28202900
Finally, a girl who will not only accept me for who I am, but actually desires me. I'm yours girl.
>>28202894
>I'm tallish
Sorry I said I liked them short, not "tallish"
>relatively hairless
But not completely
Sorry anon, you'll find your gf one day
>>28202900
Holy shit I hope this is pasta.
>>28202992
I'm going to hunt you down and hurt you.Just kidding.Not really.
6'4" tall gay Swede
>>28202900
thread salvaged
desu desu (x4)
Hal from Malcolm in the Middle
I kinda have two
One would be
>quiet
>thoughtful
>stoic
>calm
>old fashioned
>really smart
>dry sense of humor
>goal oriented
>clean shaven
>with a tender side that he'd only show me
>lean but in an athletic basketball player sort of way
>Good with kids as a guardian
Or a guy who was
>Loud
>Passionate
>Defiant
>People oriented
>Friendly
>Goofy
>Flirts with girls but takes special time out for me
>Bit more muscular
>Good with kids as an energetic but gentle playmate
>Maybe has a beard
Feel free to shit on my taste
>>28202847
>>28202908
I have had sex where girls regularly let me and ask me choke them and hit , the hit part is meh for me, but they enjoyed, while I whisper to their ears how they become my personal cumbucket
also then i would cuddle.
I would also abuse verbally in other forms
But I don't feel confident (not that i have anyone to do it with in the first place) I do not talk about it irl ,because I am afraid it would backfire on me somehow.
>>28202912
I don't know this is all moving so fast.
Are you ready meet my emotionally controlling parents and move into my my totes adorbs lady basement? I'll clean the menstrual pads and hot water/sock condoms off the bed so we have a place to make love.
How many autistic children to you want to make senpai?
>>28203073
I can tell you watch a lot of anime.
>Flirts with girls but takes special time out for me
Why would you want this though? That is sick.
>>28202900
Taking the cock carousal to the next level I see.
>>28203073
what does dry sense of humor means?
>>28202900
>The 12th can be whatever, as long as it's not too thin.
Fucking whore
>>28203073
Omg I'm a little of both femanon
Where have you been my entire lif-oh yea you don't exist
>>28203101
Seriously you could tell me your we're gonna fill my pussy until it burst like a cheap water balloon and I'd still get into it if your tossed a few kink buzzwords in.
It's all about finding someone who doesn't give a shit if they sound retarded, because chances are most girls wouldn't even notice.
>>28203118
Nah, I'm more into western fiction
My taste in Chinese cartoons is entry level
>Why would I want this
To feel special I guess? Like, all the girls would gladly jump him but I'm the only one he really wants
>>28203073
>I want Chad
>or Chad
But what do you have to offer?
>>28203073
Hahaha, oh shit, this is fucking hilarious.
>>28202891
>Skins cats
I would skin you.
Not really, but I would strangle you for that.
>>28203073
Is deadpan the same as a dry sense of humor in some vein? Can't even be bothered with clean shaven when I hardly grow facial hair to begin with. Don't play basketball and not looking to start.
Doesnt do drugs
Occasinally drinks
Not a 'been there, done that' type
Willing to try things more than once
Into spontaneous events and doesnt care if its legal or not
Will help me and make me happy even if they know its wrong (ie spray painting someones car with me for revenge)
Nice teeth
Drinks mostly water
Well defined collar bones
Skinny or otter mode
Morbid sense of humour
>>28203131
Big sarcastic cunt who can make witty quips on the fly
>>28202847
You fucking s-slut be my gf right n-now pls
>>28203236
Too generic. How good looking 1-10 is your limit?
>>28203179
yes yes I get that the moment
Some time I rethink things that I think or say during heat, which is fun, sometime triggers the kink again.
But then again.
Many thing can go wrong.
I just feel it would backfire somehow
Is it me being autistic or would I go and bit into their ears, telling them how I want to rape their outer labia, lie the cheap scum semen place holder they are?
>>28203236
>Doesn't do drugs
>Nice teeth
>drinks mostly water
Welp, I lose on those. Fuck.
>>28203201
We're taking about ideals here, silly bastard
I'm not ugly, bitchy, or overweight
It's enough for most cunts
Not as though I'm running around chasing my mysterious brooding guy or defanged Chad
>>28203242
>>28203073
Your first Ideal guy
Is the Ideal guy I wanna become.
Fuck life.
>>28203114
why would you clean up the menstrual pads? i can always shove them in your mouth to shut you up
>>28202847
>likes politics and is generally educated
desu when a cisgirl says this i instantly am impressed before i come to the cold realisation that most girls say that but are actually like double digit iq, this goes for men too
Ive dated 2 guys who were serious history and politic faggots like me and only 1 girl but she still nearly wasn't as interested in them as i was
I want someone to listen to Dan Carlin and read political memoirs and shit with!
>>28203309
Id date a 5/10 or higher. Id never date anyone better looking than I am though (dat insecurity), so I probably would not date anyone 7.5/10+
I like blue or green eyes and dislike dark curly hair.
I don't really have an ideal kind of guy, but there was a tripfag from like a year or two ago with Russian characters as his name that seemed really cool. He lived in Maine and wanted to go to Central Asia, but he hasn't posted in a long time. ;_;
A lot of what he posted made me really go >tfw too so he was kind of close to ideal.
>>28203073
I know the EXACT type of cool-uncle you're talking about in the second one.
>>28203343
So Chad? Yeah, I think most guys wanna be that type of guy.
>>28202847
>>28203114
NEW ZEALAND
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Dblox
>>28202847
>gets my depression
fucking roasties
>>28202764
I'M 5'6 AND CHUBBY
I AM KINDA HAIRY (MY LEGS ARE VERY HAIRY) BUT I AM NOT LIKE ROBIN WILLIAMS OR ANYTHING
>>28202891
i like to pluck whiskers off cats but that's as far as i'll go babe.
>>28202847
I do all thaaaat thouuuughh
>>28203377
fuck off you kiwi faggot SHES MINE
go jerk off in your hobbit holes you faggot
>>28203375
Is that a Chad.
wouldn't know.
I just wanna be clean cut, down person, will get /fit/ trying to improve a little
>>28202847
>also someone who can choke fuck me like a whore and a princess and beat me down verbally
I could never do this shit. I'd feel guilty tying to hurt anyone on purpose for no reason, especially with the chance of hurting them really bad. I don't care if they're okay with the abuse, it isn't in my nature.
>likes politics
Never interests me, even though I should be involved. Not that it's hard to understand, just boring.
>>28203368
Strange. But at least you know yourself which would avoid issues in the future, good for you. Since you'd only date "below" would you consider cheating on them if you got bored?
>>28203375
Stereotypical Chads aren't like that
Chads wear TAPOUT shirts with sunglasses and say brah a lot while banging sluts
>>28203397
You can start by getting a clean cut and getting fit. Those are two variables you have absolute control over. The rest might come through confidence or some paradigm change.
Start tomorrow and build that disciple and try not to let your sad self overcome you.
Good luck man.
>>28203383
Sorry anon, NO HAIR, gotta be smooth like a little boy that hasn't gone through puberty.
>>28203444
God damn it this shit is like winning the fucking lottery
How will I ever get all 3 reqs? I am going to be alone forever.
>>28203410
No, I dont cheat. If I get tired or find a detrimental flaw to the relationship or just end up unhappy, Ill tell you why and then break up with you if nothing changes.
Thick black/dark brown hair
Long thick dark eyelashes
Hazel eyes, or dark green but any eye color is fine
Dimple(s)
Full rosy lips
Takes care of teeth, hair and generally good hygiene
Pale skin
Tall
Skinny, only slight muscles
>>28203422
You're thinking of "loud obnoxious douche Chad". The one anon posted was "introvert handsome Chad".
>>28203073
So basically Edward or Jacob?
>>28203444
>hasn't gone through puberty
Found the pedophile. Get the torches ready boys.
>>28203498
Kek. That was pretty good
>>28203461
It's okay anon, I'm sorry you're not my one but maybe another girl will love you.
>tfw you will never be someones ideal
JUSTclose the door on your way out
>>28203443
Thanks man, will do. I will start by fixing my sleep cycle which is fuck
Stop failing med school ( i guess this semester is lost now)
and get correct eating paterns.
Have 2 days whitout eating.
I can eat once every 2 days or something like coickies, but yet still no feel hunger.
however im not fit so i will get.
thanks for the good luck, I hope you the best too.
>>28203509
Can you not read?
>>28202764
Ofc I'm into little boys, but not gonna fish one out that wants pussy and risk going to jail.
That's why I like short hairless guys, the chubby part is just me liking fat guys.
>>28202908
>I want the last part so bad too, I think it's an illness ;-;
Same
>>28203528
Thanks, I guess.
Original fucking comment.
>my height or taller
>chubby or husky or a little builtfat but I don't like hard defined muscle
>I also like tall skinny guys
>beard and glasses
>has a modicum of hobbies he pursues
>has similar music taste to me
>not a picky eater but doesn't eat junk food
>likes to travel
>likes the idea of living on a homestead: eating from the garden, raising a few livestock, likes animals
>doesn't want kids
>kinky af
>>28203579
Sorry, still not into camwhores.
>>28203579
Last fm chart?
Also, what's your height?
>>28203594
I'm not a camwhore, you've mistaken me for someone you clearly have some anger towards
>>28203406
>I don't care if they're okay with the abuse, it isn't in my nature.
No I feel it, that's why it's an endless search, it's hard for a lot of people. Pretty much sub/dom relationships require a lot of "recovery time" because it is such an emotionally demanding relationship. Especially if you're drifting into DD/LG territory.
>Politics. Never interests me...just boring.
I just mostly want someone to bitch about candidate pandering and how this whole election just proves how much of a joke our political system is.
>>28203599
I don't use last fm, pleb
I'm5'11"
>>28202764
>I like short chubby guys
>Gotta be cute though, and hairless
Might wanna stick to dating asians.
>>28203543
>Have 2 days without eating.
Don't do that bud. It's actually worse and you gain weight that way because your metabolism slows down and body starts eating your muscles.
But yes. Fix your sleep cycle and eating habits. Try to cut cookies or surgery stuff out. I used to eat cookies like every week to treat myself from end of wageslaving. Now I have some Greek Yogurt or something else I enjoy and is also good.
Let go of this semester and work on yourself during the off months.
I need to go to bed now. Hope things work out for you.
>>28203549
Don't you ever fucking reply to me again you disgusting filth.
>>28203607
Hehe umad misogynist nerd umad umad ban pls ;)
>>28203579
what is this of girls wanting something specific about guys and their hobbies?
I have tried all my life to hardly hide the powerlvl of all my hobbies what the actual fuck?
>>28203326
I cant control myself around soda.
I have this oral hygiene neurosis
Ithink that drugs make people lazy and use them like a crutch. Plus I dont like it when they share pipes or bongs because it seems so intimate and I dont like indirect kisses (oral neurosis kicks in and makes me want to bash my forehead agaisnt a wall)
>>28202908
>I want the last part so bad too, I think it's an illness ;-;
after trying to look for a guy or even a girl who was capable of psychologically dominating me without being abusive as fuck for a very long time, it's basically rare as fuck. it's really all ive ever wanted too
generally men who act like that will almost 99% of the time be super abusive because of insecurities, and not the good kind of abuse either. either that or they slowly stop acting like that once they get 'comfortable' with you. it's hell
its much better to just be dominant and live vicariously through the people you treat like you wish you got treated like T B H
>>28203549
>That's why I like short hairless guys, the chubby part is just me liking fat guys.
Where are you from? I'll cover myself in hair remover
>>28203653
what are you trying to say?
blox
>>28203624
>tfw will never know your tastes
>tfw manlet
WELP!
what a Polite, well manered, correct young man, thank you for making my evening.
I'll make it.
>>28203638
>>28202656
>he regularly posts in r9k
>he's not a normie
>he has never had a gf
>he's a kv
>he doesnt like traps
>he will take my virginity and marry me
>he will never cheat on me
>>28203632
>chunny Asians
Ew, they look gross.
I prefer whites.
>>28202891
I hate cats. Which STEM
Smart
Kinda weird or nerdy
No drugs, smokes, or anger problems
Somewhat feminine in looks and personality
Skelly or thinnish
Pale
Pure innocent heart
>>28203714
*chubby
Original Comment tbo
>>28203740
Where are you from?
very original comment from me
>>28203749
>Where are you from?
Indiana
>>28203696
IDK
in this kind of listings there is somethin and a mention of mans hobbies, like they don't care what they are but they want the guy to be passionate or to care, except when the hobbie gets in the way
which I don't get is, there are some hobbies that are better hidden, I mean, not very well seen in the mainstream.
I just don't get what are the rules here.
>>28203769
Oh ok, I was just checking. The "not robin williams" guy here I would have done body hair removal all over but I am Aussie anyway so never mind. I've even been told I look 13 when I shave.
>tfw LITERALLY no femanons in Australia
>>28203707
Literally me babe
>>28203800
Fly me to Straya, ill marry your ass just for dual citizenship
>>28202900
>tfw your 11th cock is lined with tiny Tuvan throat-singers instead of tiny, sharp teeth
Fuck, so close. Guess I really will be alone forever.
>tfw no woman wants a tall, chubby, native american guy
>>28203707
>he doesn't like traps
bye whore
>>28203818
/r9k/ warned me about marriage
>>28203849
Dont worry, we will divorce after three years and theres such things as prenups
>>28203868
Will you make me call you mommy and do foot stuff
>>28203879
...uh. Im not against it? I actually have some breddy nice feet
>>28203810
hey be my bf please
>>28203906
post feet
originaru commentereto
>>28203906
What fantasy did you have in mind? Just regular vanilla sex but I am supposed to be a QT young boy?
>>28202847
fuuuuuuuck
i fit all this shit
too bad i live half way cross the world and have no hobbies or social skills to even initiate a conversation
>>28203377
>not part of the american master heritage
>thinks you can have this pussy without sacrificing cheese burgers to the great Dale Earnhardt in the sky
>>28203350
I'm not really into blood play, but step daddy chaddy never gagged me, so that must really mean you care ^-^
>>28203774
well, it may or may not surprise you to know that not all women are interested in or care about all the same things. personally, short of /mlp/ and other completely fucked up shit, I wouldn't really care what my hypothetical boyfriend is into. I think women like to share hobbies, or at least I do personally. I'd like to learn from him and see him get excited about something. it's bonus points for me if it's something I'm also into, and it's bonus points if it's something I'm not into that we could share or that I would like to learn.
because then it's just sharing.
>>28203698
I like downtempo electronica, avant-garde and experimental, chamber, ambient/dark ambient, triphop, jazz, blues, neofolk and folk revival, prog rock, post rock, classic rock, pagan metal and speed metal.
I'm not infinitely hard to get along with as far as music.
>>28203967
I like the sound of you but I don't really fit your criteria too much
Where are you from?
>>28203929
Ok, a/s/l?
>>28203967
>I'm not infinitely hard to get along with as far as music.
Well that's good, especially if it meant we could introduce each other to other artists, but ad I've noted already
>manlet
any fembots like cute girly boys here?
>>28203967
> see him get excited about something
I don't understand this female trait. A lot of girls have mentioned that they are into guys who themselves are really into something and it turns them on. Why is this? Why is seeing guys with passion for something a turn on for women?
Seems oddly specific.
>>28203967
>downtempo electronica, avant-garde and experimental, chamber, ambient/dark ambient, triphop, jazz, blues, neofolk and folk revival, prog rock, post rock, classic rock, pagan metal and speed metal.
I can dig it. Listen to all those.
>5'11"
I can not dig.
>>28204009
Women are snakes.
Like paracites.
If they latch onto someone, your happiness is theirs. Your motivation is their inspiration. They feed off your mood and behaviour and try to match, mimic and mold themselves to be more appealing to you.
>>28203481
TFW that's me except blue eyes and more than slight muscles.
>>28204009
>Why is seeing guys with passion for something a turn on for women?
It's not. They want a guy with passion for something that makes him money and/or raises his social status. No one cares about a guy who collects model trains in his basement unless he's the leader of his model train society or whatever the fuck.
It's mostly women who have absolutely nothing to offer (fat ugly nerd camwhores) who even mention this hobby/passion bullshit, because they need some hierarchy to latch onto and justify their choice, since no guy that's successful in mainstream "real life" hierarchy would want them.
>>28203967
but this is contradictory to me.
Here is the part IDK, for example I get why you don't want a flat person that only exists beside you.
But I also don't get why girls get so mad when en enjoy themseleves., Like If i wanna marathon my self some things up alone hikki style, or girls hating boys for being on the Xbox or girls hating guys going out to watch a baseball game with their bros.
That gets them so mad.
So what are the rules here?
>>28204006
>tfw the ryan gosling cereal guy died
Femanons: I am mudraced robot. Do I have any chance in hell?
>>28202656
I like Arab/Middle Eastern-looking guys with white personalities. Being Muslim is a dealbreaker though.
>>28204078
If you have light skin, blue green or hazel eyes and arent fat, youd be pretty damn okay in my book.
>>28204009
a guy that doesn't have any passions or hobbies?
1. what on earth does he do with his time?
2. does he not have love for anything?
3. will it be hard to get him to share in things I like? i.e. talking about music, tv, politics, books, games, whatever
also it makes you seem boring.
it's just not healthy or natural to have no hobbies.
>>28204006
how short are you?
we could talk about music anyway, if you have a skype.
>>28203993
midwest US.
>>28203951
oh you sound lovely
And I feel bad that I made a cute image of you in my head.
Too bad that perfect answer wasn't replied to me,
into gaging. One can only dream I guess
how pathetic is that I am jealous of wanting to have made the gaging with pads post?
Maybe this means I have had to much of life and internet for today.
>>28204093
Sikhs are probably the most ideal then, huh?
>>28203944
Perhaps in another life anon.
I hope you find your own socially awkward, same continental living, slut princess one day.
>>28204106
>midwest US.
>Another non aussie
I think it might be just worth it for me to move to USA or Canada or something. This country is normie central.
>>28202656
>at or above 5'7"
>as fit as me
>good hair
>good skin
>smells nice
>has unique interests and also shared interests
>religious
>likes animals
>good with kids
>makes as much or more than I do (80k/Yr)
>respectful but fun
>kind
>protective but not controlling- trusting
>intellegent
>open minded
>nice penis
>nice butt
>handsome
>patient
>funny
These are not requirements just preferences.
The more of these you have the more I'll like you
>>28204106
>how short are you?5'4"
This is why spoilers were invented kiddies
>>28203579
>>kinky af
What does that mean? Do you want the usual degenerate shit that mentally ill daddy issues whores want?
>>28204106
>>it's just not healthy or natural to have no hobbies.
true
m-my hobby is browsing r9k for 8 hours every day
may I have gf?
>>28204146
you took 'ideal boyfriend' to the next level kek
>>28204071
>So what are the rules here?
I don't care if you want to go do some things with your guy friends or play video games or have alone time, but you have to work in moderation. there's no reason to be dating someone if you prefer to spend all of your time alone. dating someone you live within driving distance of and only seeing them once or twice a week isn't acceptable.
you're supposed to be dating to find out if you could live together for the rest of your lives, you know? some alone time for both of you is good; but you should also incorporate them into your life. that's the entire point.
>nice
>sense of humor
>traditional values
>dominate
>compassionate
>can teach me things
>pasoniate about something
I used to describe him in here all the time but now it hurts too much
>>28204153
it would work if you find a gf whose hobby is also browsing /r9k/ for 8 hours a day but you will need to make time for relationship things too.
>>28204150I'm even worse ;)
>>28204149ouch
>>28204112
No, I don't like long hair on men at all. Also, aren't sikhs usually very Indian-looking? When I said Middle Eastern I meant like the light-skinned Northern ones. i.e. Lebanese, Jordanian, Turkish, Iraqi, Persian, etc. Pic related. If they were light-skinned and have short hair then sure.
>>28204223
>relationship things
once I get a gf I plan on making r9k jealous about it for 8 hours a day
that's good isnt it?
>>28204149
That's beyond manlet. That's kill yourself right now status.
>>28204181
ok I am starting to get it.
you actually make it sound good and fun.
so , what was your ideal bf again?
I guess spending time explaining basic things like this is a no no
.
>>28204223
>I'm even worse ;)
What does that mean? Do you masturbate with your own turd when someone replies to your irritatingly vague posts?
>>28204205
what if he is passionate about ponyes?
>>28204223
>I'm even worse ;)
I like it when girls step on bugs and have an evil smirk on their face
Is that too degenerate?
>>28204223
>ouch
I know
Why do girls like to be choke fucked? I mean I hae 0 problem doing this and It certainly seems to make them cum faster. Is it a self-esteem thing? Daddy issues?
>>28204240
>That's kill yourself right now status.
I may be short and browse /r9k/, but I'm not depressed enough about my height to off myself.
I'd rather just love the rest of my life alone doing what I love.
>>28204115
Time to try again.
Wish me luck.
It's a shame. I'm pretty attractive too.
Guess there's no cure for what's in your head.
Seems like I might fit maybe...two ideals.
Not bad. Good luck and all that, for whenever you find someone.
>>28204178
Gotta Dream big lol
>>28204109
And to think I was almost woo-ed.
>how pathetic is that I am jealous of wanting to have made the gaging with pads post
Well duh, you can't even shit post properly. I'd be pretty upset learning I was autistic loser too.
Wait a minute...
>>28204290
Because they're literally subhuman. Might as well stick your dick in a cow.
>>28204290
who care, i love they like it, i like doing it and forced to call you daddy.
probably a mixe of two, Helps they get closer to you
>>28204258
Please respond
Would this be a relationship killer for most women? Is it as weird to others as it is to me?
Sup bitches, Chad here.
Submit your gf applications now.
>>28204007
Do you only like dominant fembots?
>>28203967
Fuck I fit your criteria, but alas. I'm a fucking loser manlet.
>>28204295
>doing what I love
get the fuck >>>/out/ of here normie
>>28204357
I've exploded a slug by pouring salt on it
Ate ants
My friend ate a bee with the stinger still on it
>>28204368
Collecting vidya/comic books and enjoying editing film make me normie?
>>28204357
Eh, I once dated a guy with a "squirrel killing knife" and tole me he wished he could hear "those fat little groundhogs scream" while he mow them down with his truck. It's about finding someone equally as fucked as you.
>>28204378
Where are you from?
Another original comment btw
>>28204241
my post was >>28203579
I don't mind explaining things, I'm older than most people on this board and I've learned from my life so it only makes sense to pass on what I know.
>>28204248
every single time
gimme them (You)s bby
>>28204258
step on bugs with their bare feet?
because I hate bugs and I wouldn't step on one with my bare foot.
>>28204260
are you into femdom at all?
there are girls that would like a guy shorter than them. especially ones that are older, like milf-tier.
>>28204290
masochism
women are naturally prone to it the same as men are naturally prone to sadism
it's why no one actually has a problem with choking during sex, people just like it. guys like to choke the girl because it strokes their masculine ego to make her seem so weak and in his control and it strokes the feminine ego to be choked and made so weak and to feel owned.
biology bitch.
>>28204146
1. Check
2. Probably not
3. Check
4. Check
5. Depends on the weather
6. Check
7. I don't hate religion
8. I love animals
9. Good with kids, but don't want any
10. I'm 18, I don't even begin to make money
11. Respectful eh, fun I guess....
12. eh
13. eh
14. I mean i guess
15. I guess
16. Hell yes
17. Yes
18. eh....
19. nope
20. I'm goddamn hilarious
So yeah, we're completely incompatible.
>>28204400
>men are naturally prone to sadism
Just fuck off.
>>28204146
>just barely made it past the manlet cutoff
phew lad
>>28203848
this desu senpai
i ain't gay but just let a nigga live you know
These threads should be banned if I'm being completely honest. Fembot should also be filtered to 'stinkubus'.
>>28204400
>are you into femdom at all?
>there are girls that would like a guy shorter than them. especially ones that are older, like milf-tier.
I wouldn't mind it
>>28204363
im pretty much a true switch
>>28204400
>step on bugs with their bare feet?
Sometimes, but mostly high heels.
>>28204205
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I FUCKING ALL OF THESE THINGS GIRLS ARE DESCRIBING BUT SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION AND SOCIAL ANXIETY THAT PREVENTS ME FROM ACTING THIS WAY
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP SENPAI
WHY THIS THREAD EXIST RUINENING OF R9K AND NOW TRIPFAG IN EVERY THREAD!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28204458
that's not so bad. I mean at least for me, but I have a bunch of fucked up fetishes of my own, so I could understand where someone might like that.
if it weirds her out, then she just isn't the one for you.
>>28204446
where are you from? are you qt?
>>28204421
hey, I'm just saying, of all the men I've ever talked to about it, I've only met one who was against that kind of thing.
most men are totally cool with it just like most women are totally cool with it. choking is absolutely mainstream.
>>28204365
h-how tall
>>28204205
So you want a father to fuck?
>>28204205
I've tried teaching women things...it turns into a big chore when they lose interest.
I fit most else, depending on what you consider to be "passionate about something". Not sure if historical war item collecting is interesting to most.
>>28204503
>if it weirds her out, then she just isn't the one for you.
Thanks, that makes me feel better (no sarcasm)
>>28204205
So basically you have no idea what you want? That list is generic as fuck.
>>28204503
>where are you from?
Southern Illinois
>are you qt?
I have no clue, I don't seem to disgust women as they talk to me and close friends/family tell me I'm "good looking" but I don't think that counts.
>>28202764
>>28202847
>>28202891
>>28202865
>>28203073
>>28203236
>btw guys i'm a grilll
>pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fuck. Off.
Fuck off.
We seriously do not care. We don't care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her kikebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.
Phsyically:
>light eyes
>skelly or skinnyfat
>pale
>white or korean/japanese
>jew nose
Other:
>mental illness and not just depression meme, something actually interesting
>NEET preferred
>into conspiracies
>shut-in
>smokes/doesn't mind smoking
>likes night walks
>pretentious
>doesn't mind obsessive gfs
>no female friends
>no friends at all
>>28204405
Haha well you sound like you're doing well for only being 18. Plus a lot of the stuff is just personal preference- you're gonna make it anon :)
>>28204431
It's ok at 5'7" I'm barely below the giantess cutoff
>>28204400 so By watching this >>28203579
-how tall are you?
-I guess I am a little builtfat
-I have a beard and glasses. (trying to loose the beard for dream of becoming a clean cut)
you would probably find my beard ugly anyway
-I have tons of hobbies, Hide them all, but be willing and happy to share, not embarassing stuff, just jelaous of people trying to steel the hype or not wanting to find Amy self into the "hey anon i heard you are into this" and trying to talk to their ignorant heads about it.
-The music one is easy, just love hearing and playing music, (autistic reluctant to tell other people what music i listen or play and just say anything- same escenario as hobbies) but willing and happy to share
Don't eat junk food, maybe just coockies, I try to cook simple things, not hard I don't eat too often
would like to travel (who doesn't)
yes
yes
yes
However that wouldn't matter, cause I don't get basic shit even tho I am 26, and I am sure I am not on your driving area.
I just really wanted to fit into one of this ideal partner things for just once, at least.
you seem fun and polite. thanks for explaining things
>>28204571
Haha thank you, my personality saves me from being a total loss.
>>28204503
What happened to you that you can't enjoy normal sex? Some trauma or just insanity?
>>28204551
And you wonder why no one wants to touch your dick...
OH MY GOD ONE THREAD FILLED WITH TAMPONS AND GROCERIES NOT MY 4CHAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get over yourself faggot. Every single fucking post on this site (including your nice little rant) is made for attention. It's social norm, not a gendered one. Women are just easier to please. Just justify my sexual appeal and I'm all your. Meanwhile you want equally autistic shits to stroke your dick for "being above the grasp of the rosties" and not giving in to the "whores".
Just admit you're sad and bitter because not even mommy will succumb to the advances of her precious baby boy.
dead and far away from me
>>28203579
Funny how you never mentioned the choking and other fetish shit in your previous boyfriend application where you try to make yourself into a woe is me foreveralone fembot.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/23537182/
Oh look you're a druggie too.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/15425336/#15439924
>>28204670
>implying I want a filthy stinkubus whore to touch my dick
kek, no thanks. pic very related.
>>28204541
>tfw Illinois here
s-skype pls
>>28204592
no problem, I guess
you shouldn't be embarrassed about sharing your hobbies, because then what if there's a qt out there who never had anyone tell her that, and she hides them too?
you guys could walk right past each other and never know.
>just jelaous of people trying to steel the hype or not wanting to find Amy self into the "hey anon i heard you are into this" and trying to talk to their ignorant heads about it.
literally what
>>28204603
did I say that I couldn't enjoy normal sex?
I just think it would be boring to only have one type of sex forever. fetish is fun.
LARGE BLACK DICK THAT i CAN BARELY FIT IN MY MOUTH PLEASE.
>>28204705
who are you and why do you care?
how did you even find a post I made in 2014?
this is some creep shit
also to answer your question, of course the shit I write out isn't the ONLY stuff about me. just a menagerie of things that were prompted information.
>guys I found the autist
>>28204709
>s-skype plsI have one, but I'm not sure. I barely use it and having someone on here seeing my real name scares me.
Scratch that, anyone on the internet.
a pretty, small and gentle dark haired boy who will break my heart
Look how fucking bullshit this is, when it's a guy thread and we post out qt's and people we want we get no fucking reply and the thread is only filled with men. Yet when females make a thread and post they get 10 replies each and everyone is a perfect match.
Ok.
>>28204775
>this is some creep shit
What, your creepy sexual fetishes or your creepy drug use or your creepy whoring on /r9k/?
Did you not know about the archive before today or what?
>>28204709
What I meant was.
(sorry english not my first language and autocorrect goes weird from time to time)
I would get jealous of the way other people see and treat this things, maybe is a childish Idea.
But I wouldn't like to find my self in a situation where a person hears and is semi into this stuff and tries to make small talk about it " Hey anon I heard you are into westerns" and then cringe about how light is their knowledge on the matter
I would love to share but not with everyone, not that i have mucho people to share with in the first place.
>>28204825
what do you expect from an imageboard with such a high male to female ratio? grow up
>>28204825
what is your ideal qt3.14159 anon?
>>28204825
there are more men on this board than women.
I haven't gotten a "perfect match" or even a close match yet.
Check.
>>28204825
>>28204842
Also pretty curious.
>>28204842
>>28204849
Yeah, well don't pretend and claim you are lonely. Looking at this thread is complete fucking bullshit just how easy girls can get people. Complete fucking bullshit, while i haven't got one single reply to my fucking qt chart or thread like this when i post my supposed match.
Fuck this thread i'm out.
>>28204828
I know the archive exists, just didn't realize someone was out there tracking every post I've made for two years or more, that doesn't strike you as kind of creepy?
I'm not afraid of my fetishes or affinity for marijuana.
>>28204832
why would it bother you that people are trying to reach out to you about common interests?
you shouldn't find it "cringe" worthy, I would just be happy someone cared enough to know what I was into and wanted to talk about it.
>>28203379
am sayin senpai
>>28204893
>I know the archive exists, just didn't realize someone was out there tracking every post I've made for two years or more
What did you think the archive was doing then?
How many poor /r9k/ saps did you ruin so far? Not enough?
>>28203329
>We're taking about ideals here
>>28203379
>why didn't you text me for three days
>i was really depressed and barely got out of bed the whole time sorry I wasn't really feeling socializing
>yeah right go back to fucking your chad you vapid slut
Girls don't have real problems, their all lying sluts don'tyaknow.
>>28204878
wehelp thanks for pisses me off honestly how cna they even claim to be lonely?
>>28204893
Maybe you are right.
But I have had experiences where people tried to reach me just to validate themselves on the matter.
Most of the time I just don't simply care about this people opinions, mostly because they speak out the mainstream voice of what they heard of read on the matter instead of their opinions, So not only do I just re heard things, but i also don't learn anything from the akward experience.
However like how you put it, sharing music and interests, Trying to actually learn and share with some one else is something that i might wanna try, sounds fun.
But then again maybe people just wouldn't find me interesting enough,
>>28204825
>REEEEE WHY IS LIFE IS NOT FAAAAAAIIIIRR
>>28203201
Just her wet holes, like every other "fembot" in here.
>>28202656
>average height (5'8-5'11)
>skinny
>wavy longish hair
>cute face
>dorky/nerdy
>shares similar interests with me
>will let me do butt stuff with him and gently dominate him in bedtfw found the perfect guy but he's a thousand miles away
>>28205036
I'm everything you listed except the wavy hair, am bald
>>28205036
It's always this, I'm looking at 1700~ KM right now.
>>28205036
hi this is 100% me, where you at
>>28204994
it depends on what they're into.
if someone likes sci-fi and electronic music and you like westerns and classic rock, you'd probably find each other boring. you get it? so it's a matter of finding someone who is like you.
>>28204926
did someone like me make you mad one time?
did I personally make you mad one time?
>>28204801
;_; tfw no dream boy to trample all over my love for him
>>28202656
>/jp/
>STEM
>sweet
>probably a little bit autistic
>/gfd/
>>28205058
:( sorry anon, I like playing with guys' hair. running my fingers through their hair while being the big spoon hnng
>>28205060
ikr, life is suffering. I'd move if I could, but that'll just get me deported
>>28205068
but you don't even know what my interests are!
>>28205117
well then tell me your interests!
last time i believe fembots can be lonely
last time
>>28204064
I'm not that anon but pls be my bf.
I'm gay.
>>28205132
we A RE im lonely right now someone please contact me
>>28205036
is it ok if im not white
>>28205130
mostly /g/ and /k/ stuff
>>28205080
BUT I DO!
I do find interesting all those kind of this, I love sci-fi i love jazz, when I find a person that is fond with something IDK anything about or slightly know, i play stupid and ask them to hear everything, I actually like learning.
I'm not a stuck up, I am always trying to learn and hear new things on my own
However
Do you find yourself interesting?
I guess I don't find my self interesting to desu, but maybe because I know my self.
>>28205132
Why? Like I don't get what you're implying with this?
>>28204709
>>28204779
Oh fuck it I'll bite
Email?
Any australian girls here?
Be my qt please
>5FT11
>Lift weights
>White
>Many other hobbies and interests
>>28205174
i cant say im totally into that stuff, particularly guns, but its honestly something im really interested in but have just never been exposed to
unrelated butdo you like biting?
>>28205220
how much is this in cm?
>>28205196
[email protected]
>>28205183
I don't know if I find myself interesting
but I'm sure that other people might find me interesting, however few people that may be
just because of the sheer number of individual people on the planet, there's no reason to think you are ever actually alone in anything.
>>28205241
>how much is this in cm?
180
>>28205220
I lift weights but I am a skinny faggot lol this is honestly a ridiculous thing to put as your ideal mate
>>28205230
who's biting who?
>>28205251
O ok, Im a guy I just wanted to know,
I googled my height and I m 6.0ft and something more
>>28205248
>[email protected]
I should've known it was all fake this whole time.
Oh well, back to browsing /r9k/ like usual.
>>28205264
What are you talking about? i listed the things about myself. What is the point of your reply?
all these cucks in my motherfuckin threads
>someone living in colorado who isn't mexican
>or half mexican
>"ayyyye bby where ya get dem leeeeegs"
>tfw no skinny, white, nerdy, awkward, stoner bf :(
>>28205270
preferably both
>>28205284
dude what?
it's a temporary email, I figured you were going to give me your skype
are you, or not?
does any girl want a sad, tall, white, ottermode, drug enthusiast, socially broken boyfriend that acts like i don't give a shit when i do.
nah didn't think so.
>>28205080
>>did someone like me make you mad one time?
>did I personally make you mad one time?
No, why? Do you make people mad often?
>>28205309
Oh I'm dumb
Sorry, I'm new to this whole sorta thing
>>28205321
Pretty sure I literally just described this.
>tfw no daddy bf to sell me weed for cummies and shit edibles into my mouth ;_;
>>28205274
>tfw thought you were an aussie girl
going to do pull-ups and gorilla crunches until failure because of disappoint.
>>28205248
Yes you are right in that part.
Maybe my thing is that I don't know basic stuff
or maybe I'm just ugly.
I enjoyed talking to you and you actually cared to answer all my retarded questions, I don't know how to keep the conversation although I actually wanted to talk to you, just do not know how to keep it.
At first I wanted to talk with anyone, I don't get much conversation and forcing it becomes cringy.
I could keep asking stupid question but maybe it would just be forcing the natural conversation flow and get cringe really fast.
Thank you for the good read. It was nice.
-I know he color doesn't match-
>>28205036
That's me. What's good qt?
>>28205306
I can get behind that
original comment you dumb bot
>>28205376
I'm Sorry mate
It was a legitimate doubt.
>>28205350
didn't pay much attention to the thread
fuck
can't do anything about it; anything
i can't even get outside to meet people without getting high or drunk.
>tfw just want a skinny druggie bf
PLEAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28205415
id like to get behind you
(if u kno wat i mean ;)) )
>>28205405
hi there! it's late and I should either write my paper or go to sleep. instead I'm shitposting
>>28202656
All these NEETs and robots angry that the ideal guy has more qualities than they will ever possess.
You realise the point of the thread right?
>>28205456
What's the point of the thread?
>>28205420
I get off on the broken thing.
Not to mention drugs are sexy.
Like let's smoke until we find the stars.
Or do cocaine and murder people then fuck on their corpses.
Let me teach you how to be out of your mind, but so far in it you control the universe and scum in it bow to you.
Or we talk about memes and crippling depression/social anxiety.
It is what it is.
>>28205438
lewdalso did you miss the part where I want to be the one "getting behind"?
>>28205469
'fembots-describe-your-ideal-guy'
>>28205431
i'm here
wanna grab some tramadol sometime?
i hope you don't mind listening to mac demarco and death grips
>>28204551
You knew exactly what kind of thread this was yet you still decided yourself to come here, get mad and write an essay.
kek
>>28205384
what basic stuff don't you know?
if you want to chat and have skype, send it to the temporary email address
[email protected]
I don't mind conversation, if you feel like you'd like to talk to someone I'm usually always around
>>28205485
it wouldnt be as funny if i said it the other way around, thoand im totally down for that
>>28205494
Death grips is my shit.where are you from?
>>28205483
Blow fucking blows
LSD and shrooms are fuckin tight though
>>28205456
I possess quite a few of the things mentioned here actually, but no one is australian. Only thing is i don't use drugs.
>>28205483
fuck man.
you really sound perfect.
but we're all anonymous here and this conversation means next to nothing in a practical sense.
if only, huh.
>>28205510
>"it" doesn't recognize one of the most common pastas on this board
wew lad
thanks for confirming my suspicions that you're all a bunch of crypto-normies using /r9k/ like /soc/ in order to find your ideal """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""robot""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" partner.
>>28205510
I guess i should stop replying to him.
>>28205527
Never messed around in that stuff. You gotta know people.
I pretty much like to become so one with the world that I can ponder human existence.
Or getting off on the fact that I'm so high above it that I can forget that I actually am the scum at the bottom.
Enlight me mighty enlighter, would I be interested?
>>28205526
fuuuck dude. i don't know anyone in new zealand who even likes them.
so isolated on this shitty island
people think it's paradise but it's really just like any other country with the same first world issues.
>>28205588What the fuck I'm from New Zealand too, give me your contact. I hate it here too.
Tall, nice ass, not blonde or a redhead. (Look too much like family). Creative passion or hobby outside of work. I think geeky engineers are cute. Level headed, down to earth. Funny, but not an asshole. Nice and genuine, but not too wholesome Full House dad-like. Plays vidya. Into pegging.
>>28205586
Psychedelics definitely give you a sense of oneness with the world, id say if you're level headed you'd have a good time
And shrooms may or may not grow in ur area but I'm not about to encourage someone to go out picking wild mushrooms and eating them
>>28205520
Like the basic "why girls like boys with hobbies"
by chatting you means as a mic voice chat?
or textual chatting?
(I don't normally use skype)
I thought you were gonna leave after you found you submissive sugar boi.
as much as I would love to talk to you
I just don't wanna end up being a cringe fest and see my screencaps over a YouTube cringe collection.
>>28205608
>into pegging
Hot as fuck
>>28205602
holy shit
lucky strike, i guess
hit me up on kik: qaxaq
>>28205551
Well since it really is anonymity I'll let you in a secret.
My true ideal would be someone I could kill with. Like pretty much I have fantasies of emotionally and physically torturing anyone whoever wronged me then watching the man I love completely end their existence. I get off on it. Taking the ultimate control, making them your bitch through death.
>>28205652
>to get a girl you litrelly have to be a druggie
not stooping that low
>>28205522
l o n d o n
o
n
d
o
nrobot blox
>>28204146
>at
>uhh i doubt it
>yes
>idk about that
>i can smell nice. But i don't smell bad either, i just prefer scentless
>unique yes maybe, shared idk
>kind of, but not christian
>i like animals, i just don't like keeping them as pets. Like, imagine, sterilizing cats/dogs, ugh so mean i can't stand it.
>i like kids
>idk yet but i can work hard
>i'm always respectful. Not sure about fun but i hope i'm fun enough for you
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>what does this mean ? Like good shape, good size, or what ? It's pretty small actually but i will always try to fuck as good as i can
>haha i'm not sure abt that
>kind of ? People called me cute but never handsome
>very
>i can be funny. Not all the time but...
And i'm 23. Do i qualify ?
>>28205659
That is fucking kinky anon lets fucking murder some people
>>28205662
>>>to get a girl you litrelly have to be a druggie
>
>not stooping that low
You haven't noticed a pattern yet? They all want someone to abuse the fuck out of them and to give them drugs.
>>28205692
>They all want someone to abuse the fuck out of them and to give them drugs.
so they basically want to use you for drugs?
>>28205670
where
u
atplease at least be on the west coast
>>28205494
>tramadol
It may last 8 hours but it is a fucking shite opiate
>>28205692
You have mommy issues, we have daddy issue.
>>28205659
I can totally get into that.
I almost killed my sister once out of pure frustration (smothering with pillow) and honestly I enjoyed every bit of it.
>>28205715
>You have mommy issues
speak for yourself you're just a disgusting junkie
>it's another thread where we pretend to hoard fake women with attention
Fun. I really wish these were legit once a millenia or so.
>>28205637
well I'm not into subs but I know someone who is, which is why I asked for his skype.
anyway I just mean text chat, I'm not really into voice chat that much.
I can promise caps of our conversation won't make it anywhere, I'm not a bitch, bro.
>>28205691
Give me a way not to be caught and I'm all over it.
We can even shit post the videos here.
>>28205697
And degenerate sex while on drugs, yes. Pretty much every vagina monster on /r9k/ is the same as the ones on /soc/ and /cgl/, they are the seedy underbelly of the female gender, the junkie camwhores and prostitutes who cut themselves, who consume ungodly amounts of food, sex, drugs, pop culture and entertainment, men and women and animals, to compensate for their inherent worthlessness. The best case scenario with a /r9k/ female is something like being Alison Rapp's boyfriend.
>>28205735
>bro.
red flags.
>>28205756
Where can i find a sane girlfriend that does not abuse drugs (weed is fine occasionally).
>Works out, weights / cardio
>Has hobbies
>Enjoys various genres of music
>Friendly, caring, respectful, loyal and reliable?
What's a good board to go on? I don't want a mess of a girlfriend.
>>28205702
it's all i got at the moment, i'll be getting some benzos and mdma when i can
Is generosity attractive in a guy? Like, going out of your way to find people to help.
Not just paying a sum of money which doesn't impact your life in any significant way to a charity where you get a postcard that probably cost them more than its worth for you to receive it.
>>28205721
See I'm a bit more about the emotional side.
Like for example one of the girls I used to work with, I have dreams of watching the lights leave her eyes while strangling her with her own intestines.
Or choking my former boss with his own severed dick.
>>28205784
>weed is fine
If you're in the US it sounds like a liability to have someone around that could get either of you jailed.
>>28205784
Nowhere, a woman like that usually comes from a wealthy family so she doesn't really need to acknowledge the existence of the likes of you.
>>28205743
We can go to Somalia and murder fucking random pirates and shit
>>28205743
>post smut on 4chan
That sounds like a perfect way to get caught.
Get some op-sec skills first.
>>28205809
I don't live in the US, don't smoke weed myself but if she does i wouldn't mind as long as she isn't some junkie or abuses it / uses other drugs.
>>28205810
So i basically cant find a GF that is sane like myself and has a little self respect and dignity?
Fuck ay.
>>28205823
/k/ had that go to SA and hunt poachers thing. Ask them about that.
I'm not sure they take just anyone though. I'm sure capture and torture could be desired though. Most wouldn't torture other people.
>>28205834
>So i basically cant find a GF that is sane like myself and has a little self respect and dignity?
Unless you're extremely rich, no. When have you seen a sane woman with self respect and dignity anyway?
>>28205735
o ok
you were nice and kept up the talk.
Would be nice to talk to someone
I'll give a try b- bro
>>28205823
Anyone we would kill I would want the sigil of Anubis carved in their back
>>28205829
In the ultimate fantasy I would be able to make myself incredibly well know without getting caught. It's a power thing and the more people who are aware that your powerful (by not being caught and putting yourself out there to be) the better it is.
I'm not really sure if this is a common thing? I have another female friend who feels it, but regardless of how good in bed she is it lacks the whole idea of ultimately there is a man who has power over me.
>>28205659
>>28205691
>>28205743
>>28205823
reported to the NSA cyber security council. Expect a knock on the door soon.
>>28205851
>When have you seen a sane woman with self respect and dignity anyway?
Outside of 4chan, at least they seemed like it. I mean looks like I'll need to start going out again and talking to woman since the ones here at least are pure filth.
>>28205872
Be less meme and get some real meaning to the symbol rather than 'death'.
You've clearly communicated that message.
Maybe carve some SOL manga shit instead.
>>28205892
>>Outside of 4chan, at least they seemed like it.
Yeah but then you start looking into it, and it turns out that their internet life consists of posting their cunts on /soc/ and fucking random guys from fetlife. Also they have a "second job" that's literally being a prostitute. But they like Pokeymanz XD so it's all ok.
>>28205036
>5'11"
>skelemode skinny
>thick hair not very wavy
>face is meh
>Isidididk
>iridhjd
>please take my anal virginity anon
>>28203481
i am every one of these femanon!
how can i get in contact with you?
>>28204568
Holy shit, literally me.
>>28203579
>same music taste as me
are you a pleb
>>28203073
>One would be
>>quiet
>>thoughtful
>>stoic
>>calm
>>old fashioned
>>really smart
>>dry sense of humor
>>goal oriented
>>clean shaven
>>with a tender side that he'd only show me
>>lean but in an athletic basketball player sort of way
>>Good with kids as a guardian
literally me
socal?
>>28203481
that's me but blue eyes but I am literally skele
>all these guys say "omg dats me!, "dats literally me!"
kek
>>28203810
shes mine you cuck
>>28206004
see >>28203967
I like to think I'm relatively patrician. what are you into?
>>28205036
>tfw found the perfect guy but he's a thousand miles away
>So here I am trying to find a better upgrade
Oh roasties and their loneliness.
>>28205151
ok bby grill
>>28206049
>people so desperate they literally agree to murder other people in order to get a girl to like them
incels make me laff.
>>28205520
Ok I send a mail wit the e mail with another temp mail i think it was this [email protected]
hope it works
>>28206062
me too. i browse /mu/ a lot, but i only like some /mu/core. i love shoegaze, noise, and trip hop, nut like all genres. where ya from?
>>28206246
>shoegaze
>noise
>trip-hop
what in the world are these fucking names
>>28206246
but**
fuck
>>28206264
>never heard of trip hop
Pleb as fuck lmao
>>28206264
noise is literally noise, i don't know how else it could be described
>>28205895
Well the whole point is that Anubis helps their poor soul into the afterlife but that's cool too we could even carve some tic tac to or some shit Idgaf
>>28206246
le midwest usa
I browse /mu/ sometimes but they're actually total shit at talking about music that isn't approved /mu/core which usually isn't stuff that I like.
>>28206331
i live in tn
do you have a skype?
>>28206366
yeah if you wanna chat send your skype to
[email protected]
laughing at all these women with friends already
robots can go years without a friend
all a girl needs to do is make a post on 4chan
kek
>>28206372
i sent you my skype
>>28203967
This is like all i want in a girl sometimes. I don't even like talking about music to people anymore. I just want to talk about and share outsider music with someone.
>tfw when i have to discover new bands by myself
>>28206372
post feet pls
og coment
>>28204568
me but I have a few friends I talk to on ts
>at least 6'0
>not a lanklet but not obese
>has similar music taste (crywank, flatsound, bright eyes, etc.)
>likes physical affection and cuddling
>is able to appreciate art and literature
>doesn't do coke or any hardcore drugs
>likes animals
>is more dominant in bed
>white most likely, but black or asian is cool too
>likes spending time alone cuddling on the couch
>let's me kiss him all over and like my clinginess
>>28206638
oh and
>infp like me
>>28202656
>ITT: the most carbon copy female lies.
>>28206638
is coke not a hard drug
And not a single female was seen in the entire thread
>>28205691
Try that shit with me and I'll carve your fucking face off, you and your bitch.
My ideal guy is a monsterboy with a goofy sense of humor who will play pokemon with me and who likes bugs.
>>28206638
Pretty much me exactly but what the fuck is crywank, flatsound and bright eyes? Just sounds like edgy tryhard shit
>>28206468
you don't have to discover them all by yourself.
besides people like me, there's whole legions of people to talk to about music online.
but I like to discover new bands by myself, too. to get that unfiltered, unbiased view of their music.
anyway my throwaway email was posted elsewhere in the thread if you want to contact me, I'm always down for sharing music with people.
>>28206528
no ty feet fetishists are weirdos
wow, being a relatively good-looking agoraphobic stoner with autistic hobbies, this thread makes me want to kill myself
someone please tell me these are all lies
>>28202656
Im just a faggot. Don't expect real girls to answer this
>4'8-5'8
>acts girly
>Actively browses /x/, /jp/, /a/, or /pol/
>willing to read VNs, watch anime, and play vidya over skype
>Has some interest in either Touhou or Kancolle
>wont stop talking to me after 2 days
>>28206731
post tits then
OC
>>28206643
At least you don't mistake yourself as INFJ.
>>28206714
Don't know what a monsterboy is but I have a pet house spider.
I mean I literally went out of my way to find one and have a habitat for her and everything.
>>28203737
hi
I smoke cigs but not a lot
>>28206731
>no ty feet fetishists are weirdos
Based desu.
Fucking first person I've seen say it like it is and it's a femanon.
/tv/ could use your help.
>>28206888
>Based desu.
>Fucking first person I've seen say it like it is and it's a femanon.
>/tv/ could use your help.
Yeah /tv/ would be much better if it was all about choking and incest.
>>28203236
any age preference?
also
>location
>>28206933
what about the tits?
>>28206962
Nothing, she's not into tits. She just wants you to act like her father and beat the shit out of her.
>>28206979
what if her dad wants to see her tits?
>>28206933
>>28206979
Sounds like it's personal.
I don't care as long as footfags stop using /tv/ as their fucking homeboard.
>>28207024
Then push for /cel/ to finally be created.
>>28203236
Never thought I'd be the one to say this, but this is basically me.
>Doesnt do drugs
Never
>Occasinally drinks
Once every couple of months i might have a beer.
>Willing to try things more than once
Always
>Into spontaneous events and doesnt >care if its legal or not
Only if you knew the things i've been up to
>Will help me and make me happy even if they know its wrong (ie spray painting someones car with me for revenge)
Used to do things for fun, breaking windows, and throwing rocks at trains and tagging on walls was a past-time when i was younger.
Finding a mischief girl would be a dream
>Nice teeth
They are alright, bit yellow but i brush and floss everyday.
>Drinks mostly water
up to 2-3litres a day
>Well defined collar bones
Yes
>Skinny or otter mode
An actual ottermode that actually lifts weights, thin wast, big shoulders/chest as well as legs.
>Morbid sense of humour
Yes
But are you strayan?
>be me
>mixed race
>5'8 or 5'9 (haven't measured myself in years)
>skinny/skinnyfat
>musician
>thick, black curly hair
>light olive skin
>jew nose
>chiseled jawline
d-do i have a chance lads
>>28207045
Fuck me dead, just realized i replied to a 5 hour post. Gotta be quicker next time.
>>28207121
Should've asked G-d to chisel your nose instead lol
I want a femanon, but I don't want to date one who is into non-white men.
Other than that:
- Submissive.
- Likes rape fantasies.
- Wants children.
- Isn't a memer.
- Loves her dad.
>>28203073
I think I fit the first one pretty well. What country?>tfw Netherlands
>>28207374
Ja! Wat een toeval!
>>28204146
Not sure what on here isn't me.
>tfw qts always tell me how handsome I look (bc of my hair and eyes apparently)
>>28203236
>Into spontaneous events and doesnt care if its legal or not
>Not a 'been there, done that' type
I... what? That is a blatant contradiction.
>>28207742
she's a women anon.. they aren't that smart.
>>28207742
>>28207751
Also,
>Not a 'been there, done that' type
>Willing to try things more than once
I am so fucking confused.
picture super incredibly related
dominant, caring, smarter than me, has a good job (bcuz i do) and will let me call them daddy
>>28207821
>will let me call them daddy
hello erica
where is doj isn't he your cockbunny?
>>28207839
0______0 who tgat????
>>28207578
Wow. Had ik eerlijk gezegd niet verwacht.Welke provincie? Noord-Holland hier
>>28207821
This picture looks like a girl
You're very unlikely to find a dominant male who looks like this (clear feminine features) and not manly
>>28203579
Marry me, that is literally me
>>28207578
also, vidya and anime knowledge?i'mtryingtobeoriginalandihopeitworks
>nobody likes strong, slightly overweight daddy bears anymore
>>28208095
plenty of daddy issues girls out there
>>28207856
Eeeeen weg is ze
>>28208120
En dat is m'n levensverhaal in een paar posts. ;_;
>>28208141
Wees niet verdrietig man.
Je denkt toch niet dat je een gf vindt op 4chan?
>>28208182
Ik heb van een paar succesverhalen gehoord. Maar ja, het was vast te mooi om waar te zijn.
>>28208209
Probeer wat te vinden in het echte leven in plaats van hier. Btw als je bezig bent met dingen die te mooi zijn om waar te zijn ben je niet bepaald stoicijens
>>28208259
Als ik zo sociaal vaardig was dat ik iemand in het echte leven kon vinden, dan zat ik hier niet.
>>28208312
Het gaat er niet per see om dat je sociaal vaardig bent. Het gaat erom dat je dingen doet. af en toe naar buiten gaat. Een ambitie of een hobby hebt. Als je dingen onderneemt dan krijg je vanzelf onderwerpen om over te praten. En als je intresant kan zijn dan kun je een vriendin vinden.
>>28208312
>>28208372
Tenzij je natuurlijk heel erg lelijk of kort bent dan zal het een stuk zwaarder zijn.
Kort in Holland is al helemaal een nachtmerrie
>>28208380
>>28208372
>>28208312
>>28208259
>>28208209
>>28208182
>>28208141
>>28208120
>>28207856
>>28207844
>>28207578
kankerkaaskops eruit
dit is een Engels bord, mongools
>eurorobots found love
Congratulations.
My only hope to find a Swedish fembot is to wait for migrants to damage kids enough that they grow up damaged and end up here.
>>28208404
Allez zeg wat zijt gij voor janet
Belgen zijn faggots
>>28208414
No he did not
Roastie left
I tried to cheer him up
>>28208414
ive talked to most swedish fembots, they are all trash
>>28208462
Ik ben niet een fucking Belgie
Trots Nederlander wonen in Nieuw-Zeeland
fuck now you got me speaking dutch
>>28208497
Hook a brother up with a swede e-gf
>>28208380
>>28208372
Ben gelukkig niet lelijk of kort.1m, 96cm
Het probleem is waarschijnlijk dat wanneer ik naar buiten ga, dat ik over het algemeen naar rustige plekken ga. En met rustig bedoel ik dat je elke 15 minuten misschien iemand tegenkomt die z'n hond uitlaat, of mensen die hun 5-jarigen uitlaten.
>>28208505
i wouldnt do that to my worst enemy
>>28208501
>Nieuw-Zeeland
Hey this is my country.
>>28208517
I don't know why, but not understanding what the fuck you're saying and then just seeing that random ass measurement made me giggle like a fucktard.
>>28208501
>Trots nederlander wonen in Nieuw-Zeeland.
Ik begrijp het, werkwoorden zijn moeilijk.
>>28208521
you that azn grille i've been talking too?
>>28208520
I just want a white e-gf I can worshipI'm w-white too
>>28205608
Define tall :< is 6'1 tall enough?
>>28208578
I'm the same height and I've wondered if it's enough.
Is it?
>>28208497
Aren't all Swedes thrash?
>>28208501
>Ik ben niet een Belgie
kek'd off course you are not a country
Embrace your Dutch pham
I'm half from ''Old'' Zeeland (other Brabant)
If you are so proud why don't you wanna speak Dutch?
>>28208517
Je moet echt iets anders doen dan
Iets waar je bijvoorbeeld over kan praten
Gewoon een Hobby of een baan
Want als je niet lelijk of kort ben dan kun je best wel een gf krijgen als je jezelf sociaal verbeterd
>>28208574
ar du i sthlm? kan du ge mig vodka?
>>28208578
Depends where you live
Here 6'1 is average
I think in the United states its a bit above average
If you are in Asia you will be Tall
>>28208590
I grew up speaking English and it's an English board. I like speaking Dutch but only when it's appropriate, you know senpai?oh shit my bad on calling myself a fuggin country
I wish I could have been in the Netherlands on Koningsdag; _ ;Sinterklaas is pretty much outlawed here for being "racist"
>>28208590
Bedankt man, ik zal kijken of ik een hobby kan vinden om over te praten.
>>28204568
>tfw hazel eyes
>tfw not a NEET
>tfw have friends and quite a few of female ones among them
>tfw no obsessive gf
>>28204568
oh fugg this is me without the kike nose
can we gf now?
>>28208721
>Nobody wants a fat man.
It's just like my Japanese anime!
>>28208680
I like speaking Dutch on this site
It annoys people especially Americans
Have you ever been to the Netherlands pham
>>28208689
Vaak komt sociale verlegenheid uit het feit dat je denkt dat je niks intresants te vertellen hebt. Als je jezelf intresant maakt zul je ook veel socialer zijn.
>>28204568
I have nothing except for the jew nose, probably because I'm a jew.
>>28208763
I haven't.
It costs around $5000 to actually get flights off this fuck of an island
>10% describing ideal bf
>90% this is totally me pls b my gf
>>28208801
Jesus that's pretty expensive
Just the mere thought of such a price makes me shudder. must be my zeeuws bloed (Zeeuwen zijn zuinig pham) where you parent's Dutch then?
>>28208804
But your own post exists which is neither of those things.
>>28208858
oh do, that last sentence was hard to understand.
if you're asking where they're from it's Sneek.
i have my Dutch passport so if I do get there I can stay as long as I want and even work. I at least want to get there and figure out the rest later.
>>28204568
>NEET preferred
You're not female.
>>28208921
Yeah
I'm really bad in typing .
>Sneek
Pham you are not Dutch
You are Frisian which can be considered a thing on their own. They even have their own Language.
>>28208990
I don't even have blonde hair or blue eyes and my parents never spoke Friesian, nigga they just be Noord-Hollanders i'm not one of them
i don't wanna be a special freak
>>28209124
Nobody want to be a Frisian
You are acting like a true Dutchman
Good job
My boyfriend, of course.
>white
>introverted but not spastic
>the perfect body, not fat in the slightest, an amazing ass
>stemlord but not autistic about it
>in fact he's not autistic at all, a complete normie
>well read and intelligent (probably smarter than me)
>far more rational and calm than I am
>big thick dick that fills me up just right
>wants to fuck all the time
>nice, soft, thick hair
>the cutest eyes ever, looks like he's out of an animu
>not an annoying libtard and doesn't get hyper offended when I say certain things, but isn't ridiculously edgy either
>wants kids (four to be exact)
>compatible degeneracy, into all the same sexstuff I am, encourages me in bed and stuff
>prefers vaginal penetration to anal and oral
>calls me cute pet names
>is able to cope with my autism and also the fact that I get sad a lot extremely well, has a lot of patience and isn't a short circuit ready to burst
>can feel he loves me a lot, expresses it really well
>a genuine interest in things that I like
>likes animals, likes kids
>no degeneracy that I disagree with (isn't a zoophile, pedo, trap)
>will literally never cheat on me
I don't know where he came from but he's so perfect.
>>28209468
That's sweet. You two ought to get married asap.
You'd better be white yourself though.
>>28209468
#goals
originalll
>>28204568
Me but I don't do drugs.
If you're into conspiracies like I am, you can probably guess why.
stop stop stop i hate these threads i really hate them so much it hurts to think about
>>28209481
We are both white but won't until we're not students I think. When we have income and live together then we'll start a family.
>>28209468
>>will literally never cheat on me
many other whores like yourself said the same thing.
>intelligent
>likes politics
pick one.
intelligent people don't like politics and there's nothing intellectual about politics.
what you really mean is you want someone who knows economics and sociology (politicians don't know about these)
>>28209591
There's a difference between liking politics and knowing politics
Intelligent people can definitely know politics and hold an opinion they can reasonably back up.
The ones who are enthusiastic about it are the retard ones
>>28203073
Holy crap, that first list is basically me!
>>28205701EST here :(
>>28205171
depends on what kind of non white...
>>28205926
what's lsidididk
>>28206106
no I'm not
>>28202764
That was a good seinfeld episode
>>28203329
>I'm not ugly or bitchy
Can't comment on the former but definitely feeling the latter
>princess of the turd kingdom
>>28207791
Im not that familiar with English phrases.
My meaning was I want someone who doesnt find a repeat adventure boring or annoying. Like if the person went hiking once and doesnt want to do it again?
>>28211096
just admit you're retarded
> be me 18
> almost done with high school 3.20 GPA
> skinny but athletic build "5.4
>Interested in vidiya, anime, psychology, and adventures
>have no friends
> nice, active, wants to cuddle, has a sense of humor.
> tends to make logical decisions , not religious at all (but respects others)
>Doesn't smoke, nor drinks and completely free of drugs.
> Always stay positive in the worst disasters, sensitive to other people emotions. Likes to cuddle.
> Lives in America west coast.
> Speaks French.
>likes oldies music
>Voice acts
>Stage fright, doesn't like crowds.
Do I have a chance boyos? I'm a dude BTW.
>>28211489
>5.4height
Im so sorry
>>28204551
Normally I'd see your point, but this thread is literally about fembot opinions, so if you don't like that fembots are openly discussing their opinions, you should GTFO faggot.
>>28203236
>Doesnt do drugs
Check
>Occasinally drinks
Check
>Not a 'been there, done that' type
Check
>Willing to try things more than once
Check, maybe
>Into spontaneous events and doesnt care if its legal or not
Check
>Will help me and make me happy even if they know its wrong (ie spray painting someones car with me for revenge)
Ehhh maybe
>Nice teeth
Check
>Drinks mostly water
Check
>Well defined collar bones
Check
>Skinny or otter mode
Check
>Morbid sense of humour
Check
>>28211674
so did 10 other people
>>28202656
just a chad, i despise any "man" under 6ft desu
>>28209468
Why do you cheat on him, then?
>>28209468
I don't think a dietitian counts as a stemlord.
I want a total Chad with a silly sense of humor, and a lust for feminine cock.
>>28212308
>Dietician
Perhaps you're thinking of someone else, then?
>>28212368
I know who you're talking about.
It is sweet that you two are so compatible. I hope you make the finances work. I can't abide you calling him a stemlord though.
>chubby and tall
>pale
>black long hair
> NO BEARDS
> likes yugioh and earthbound
>~5'6'' but not insecure about it
>KV
>nonwhite
>chubby/builtfat
>caveman level body hair
>likes guns/fishing/camping/etc
>call me silly nicknames a lot
>teases me for getting too worried over little things
>sometimes sings along badly to stuff like gg allin when he's drunk
>likes me giving him baths at the end of a long day
>got obsessed with something like the residents or kate bush when he was 14 and had to explain what those weird sounds coming form his room were to his old-fashioned immigrant parents
>wants a family
>would send the children to private school because he thinks hierarchy/differentiation is a good thing and isn't one of those "oh no but it's so mean and it divides people :(((" types
>>28212396
I'mhimand that isn't my field of study or my occupation and never has been.
You've definitely gotten us mixed up.
>>28202656
He is required to...
>have light brown or blonde hair
>be white
>between ages 20-27
>between 5'11 - 6'3
>a police officer, in the military, or MAYBE a security guard
>within 30 minutes away from me
>minimal tattoos
>not be into vidya or anime
>not be overweight or underweight
>not do drugs or weed
>not have mommy or daddy problems
I've been doing online dating since July. I have a ridiculous amount of guys interested to me, but I'm just too picky. I have nobody to blame but myself for being single tbqh
>won't hurt me
>won't lie and trick me
>>28212418
I definitely haven't but I won't argue. I'd rather encourage you. Not in bed though, that's his job.
I hope you two stay together and start a family.
>>28212489
Fuck that, you should break up so I can have you
>>28212489
>>28212505
I have no idea who you people are
>>28203236
Good to see I'm desirable to some degree at least.
>>28211542
Don't worry, there are plenty of bots on the board or world (Which ever comes first). :D
>>28202847
>That's the hard part to find...
YEA BOO HOO
FUCK YOU BITCH I'D CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WHILE YOU'RE WEARING YOUR LITTLE CHOKER YOU FUCKING WHORE
>>28212519
Don't worry. We should keep it that way. I am serious about hoping you get your finances settled. You two seem so well matched personality wise that it would be tragic for your relationship to fall apart over something like money.
But if it does I will have you all to myself
>>28206822
That's sweet that you have the spider. What do you feed a house spider? I have a pet tarantula.
Monsterboys are fictional people who are human-ish with non-human traits. 3DPD can never be truly ideal to me.
A moody thoughtful guy with a pretty face with left leaning political opinions but not a SJW.
>short
>into anime
>likes vidya but not too much
>likes cosplay
>doesn't mind my brit accent
>has plenty of free time
>>28212852
>brit accent
Vocaroo it, I have a mild "fetish" for girls with a British accent.
>>28212877
where are you from and how old are you anon-kun?
>>28212852
>>doesn't mind my brit accent
dumb bitch as long as you have a cunt everyone will put up with everything.
>>28212519
I'm trying to get you in trouble with him. I don't know you guys but your story is heartwarming
>>28211489
Yes you do you chicken
>>28212902
I'm a 20yo Canadian.
I'm not short anyways, so I'm probably not what you're looking for in a relationship.
I just want to hear your Brit accent desu.
>>28212852
Is 5'7" short?
>>28212921
no need to be a cunt about it. some people just dont like it very much
>>28212964
>>28212965
hm 5'7 is not really my type, im small so only try to go for small guys. it gets kinda annoying otherwise. but good luck anyway anon
>>28213027
>cucked out of British accent
How short are we talking anyways, 5'4"?
>>28213027
How short tho? Usually 5'7" is hella short for girls
If I did, I'd get the hopes up of all the robots who fit the parameters, and then wouldn't respond as they spammed me with gf requests.
This thread sucks and will only make our male population feel like shit.
>>28202891
pls come back
orignaijflanfg
>>28213172
between 5'ft and 5'5 max. i am 5'ft so i dont really want to be looked down on too much
>>28213221
some girls are retarded. 5'7 is kinda tall by my standards
>>28213363
lol i doubt there even are men under 5'ft so it's not like im shutting them out. but if there are any little men out there i dont mind
>>28213363
Anywhere around 5 feet is not a midget based on asian standards.
>>28212938
I'm not sure what you mean by chicken?
>>28202908
Hello Marky, hows life?
>>28212519
So I know you wanted him to read your description as a semi-private love note to him and I tried to ruin it. Sorry but I'm gonna fap while fantasizing about you getting filled up by my thick large dick, not his. I want to make your pussy mine
>>28213282
>she doesn't want to be picked up and loved by a guy a solid foot+some inches spare change taller than her
I bet he'd treat you just like a doll, since you seem to like Rozen Maiden
>>28213615
mhh maybe, I mean the idea of some huge dude casting a shadow over me kind of creeps me out
>>28213642
But don't you want him to hold you in his big thick arms and tell you how much he cherishes his precious little doll? You'd feel so small and secure when you're with him, he'd be a big teddy bear protecting you.
>>28213744
that would be kind of nice I guess
>>28212852
Hey I think I might fit those ideals.
This is me >>28211489
>>28202900
>or make less money.
why is it that in an age where women are demanding equal pay and job advancement that they think they can still also demand a man who makes more money than they do? you can't have it both ways, you dumb whore.
>>28213791
It's too late my little Frenchie, she's completely addicted to the idea of being tenderly mauled by a bear and has given up on short guys. Manlets, will they ever learn?
>>28213853
Because if men and women make equal pay, a man who makes more is truly superior to the women who makes less. Women are submissive and NEED to feel inferior to be attracted to a man.
>>28202656
C H A D
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Original Sin
Asian.
That's it
>>28213791
you seem kinda cool but if you live on the west coast won't there be like a 8 hour time gap?
>>28213905
lol. you seem like the kind of guy that lifts, are you?
>read lists
>there are lists where I meet all of the requirements
>last one is always "don't be fat"
>scream internally
You bitches.
>>28214222
At least you're a diet change away from being someone's perfect partner. I don't think I've seen a description I matched.
>>28214178
I don't lift at a gym, my job gives me the physical workout I need to be in peak physical condition. I'd lift you up, though. Just think, I could carry your around on my broad masculine shoulders and you'd feel taller than everyone else.
just trying to think of general things guys I've had crushes on have in common
dark, messy and unkempt hair, wavy perhaps; but not too short or too long
nice head shape
facial features that catch my attention, for some guys it's the way their eyes are set, or the color of their eyes, or the shape of their nose etc.
a cute voice is necessary, some of my crushes started with just a guy's voice; I like sort of warm-sounding voices
also I generally like broad shoulders but smallish figures
shapely upper legs
>>28214303
im sure that would look pretty funny since i am a hobbit and all. are you like a lumberjack or something canada-kun?
>>28214363
I was for a few years actually, but I'm currently employed as a millwright.
I just love short girls for some reason, I'd date a girl as short as 4'11" and I'm 6'3"
>>28214363
forgot meh pic
>>28213595
we both have dicks, youre gay brah
>no girls into fat guys
I never should have listened to those femanons a who said those kinds of girls exist
I got memed on.
>>28214440
holy crap thats too big anon. i would look ridiculous next to you
>>28214485
You are mentally ill. It's time for you to take responsibility.
>>28214506
That's part of the idea, yes. Just think how bad it'd be for me though, people would probably think I'm a pedophile. I mean, I don't mind. Love is more important than the opinion of strangers.
>>28214576
i'm sure there are tons of fembots out there looking for a hunky bloke like yourself anon, why not just get yourself a Stacy and save yourself the trouble?
>>28212368
Don't quote but spell the word wrong. I believe he is smarter than you and you should be ashamed.
Are there girls who are against having children ? And how common are they ? I don't like children and I never dated a girl with same attitude.
>>28214631
>wanting a Stacy
I want a cute little fembot who will love and cherish me, grateful to have such a loving boyfriend.
>>28214178
I can manage that time on the weekend mornings. Practically I would wake up in the morning and you'll be up in the afternoon in your area, besides I have a lot of freetime on the weekends.
We could use Skype if you want.
>>28213905
Y U So rude?
Thread'll die soon, now is your last chance before I slip away my cute little desu desu.
>when the thread dies without you being able to bring joy to a cute doll posters heart
;-;
They have no heart
