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>go to your citys backpages
>go to escorts
>bring something back
I'll start

This girl is a major qt and i think I'm in love
Really tempted to call her
>http://longbeach.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/naughty-perfect-hottie/51662796
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Why?

Most of them are fake, and the ones that are real have ugly sluts
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>>28203897
DO IT, that's a top tier escort
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>>28204003
I just go on here to look at girls tbqh familia
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>>28204034
mor elike a top tier cop
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>>28204037https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/auckland/escorts/nzgirls.php

escorts from my area
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>>28204048
Lmao prostitution isn't legal in most of the us
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>>28204082
cause its degenerate
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>>28204087
Lmao then how come it's legal literally everywhere else on the planet
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>>28204048
If they do outcalls they're 99.999% not cops. Police wouldn't risk their lives going into an uncontrolled environment.
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>>28203897
Thats helga love-katy you dumbass
shes a russian model
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I found a hot Korean girl but I reverse searched her pictures and she's advertised in about 5 different cities throughout the province so that's probably the cops.
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The only one in my city.

name is "shesalady"
makes me nervous. she has great rates though.
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>>28204107
because the rest of the planet is degenerate
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>>28203897
>>28204127
>world famous russian model
>backpages escort in long beach CA

lol

https://www.instagram.com/helga_model/?hl=en
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>>28204163
next town over has lots of prostitutes though. I found a skeleton.

A few hot as fuck black girls and some Asians too.
1 "award winning" pornstar but i doubt r9k would be interested.
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>>28204128
>province

found the canacuck. kill urself u fucking yellow fevered nerd
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>>28204284
>heroin addict

Most, if not all, of thse girls have drug problems.
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>>28204193
how else are incels suppost to get laid? it's actually a legit important service
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>>28203897
T H I C K
H
I
C
K

The wheat in the nigger chaff of Brooklyn.
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>>28204284
Post the porn star, that's my fetish.
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>>28204163
>she's a lady
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LONG BEACH
O
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B
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>>28204128
Isn't it like.. not illegal tho
You give them a "gift" of money and go on a "date"
It's how you get around weed laws in colorado
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>>28204407
>She's 19
J-Jesus
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>>28203897
God damn I wouldnt even think about it.
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>>28204534
You are paying an escort for company, not sex. What happens in a closed room between two consenting adults is their own business.
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WHY won't they take black guys. WTF!
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>>28204629
2/2
NO love for us Niggas!
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>>28204629
Because they're violent monkeys?
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>>28204606
you are paying for sex though
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>>28204003
This. Sometimes in nigger areas there are good kidnapped white girls
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>>28204639
>>28204629
l00000l this might be the one scenario where the white incel losers win
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>>28204629

Stds, aids, murder, you name it bud.
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>>28203897
You need to google reverse image search senpai
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>>28204662
Not officially. That's how it can remain legal.
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>montana
>big thicc black girls

Lmao
It's all fake
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>>28204629
>>28204639
Any black guy who has to visit an escort definitely has a small black cock. Deprived of the only thing that could make his life worth living, yet still a savage beast, he is liable to rape and murder.
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>>28204629
>>28204639
too many times they show up with friends, not enough money or are just plain abusive. your money is the same color but it's not worth the risk.
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This is my go to lady, I love her
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>>28204629
Because the typical black guy doesn't need to pay for sex. But any white guy who's not hot shit is out of luck.
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>>28204747
There have been alot of backpage murders in detroit
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Ask the girl if you can pay a little extra and take some photos. Even if prostitution is illegal, pornography isn't.

Cops know this.

50% of hookers and 100% of cops will say no and tell you to fuck off.
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>>28204753
I wonder who took those pictures.
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>know Japanese
>text this number asking in Japanese if she's Japanese
>no response

I don't really want to call. Anyone with more spine than me want to give it a try?
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>>28203897

>long beach
you ghetto bro?
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>>28204838
A cuck, presumably
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>>28204844
>No face shots

She's definitely not Japanese.
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>>28204890
I know Chinese too. Should I give it a try?
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>>28204824
Why the fuck would Kansas have a city named Manhattan?
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95% of these are fucking fake, the only real ones are welfare negresses
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>>28204900

I'd be surprised if she's asian at all. Calm that weeb boner, man, it ain't happening.
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why do escorts blur out their face on the agency site? is it because they're ugly or for other reasons
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>>28204909
Oh god it's horrible. We call it the Little Apple and everyone thinks they're so clever for it. Get me the fuck out of this state
I'm only around because college and living here is hella cheap. Once I finish my Master's next year I'm gone.

>>28204921
It's a curiosity, really, since I'm actually a girl. I want to know their stories.
pls no reee I'm sorry I only said it because it was necessary
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>>28204909
Why the fuck is there an Athens in Georgia? Why is there a Paris in Texas? Why the fuck is there a place called Neptune City?

The list goes on. We're not very creative when naming cities.
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dude you're going to get arrested. most of these things are sting operations.
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>>28204946
There's a Paris in Illinois

Source: I live in Paris
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>>28204920
>Faggotnator 2000

Nice anon.
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>>28204407
>The wheat in the nigger chaff of Brooklyn.

what does this mean? is this even english?
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>>28204936
w hy are y ou talking like th is
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>>28204946
>>28204946
We have Troy, Syracuse, Rome, Utica, Camillus, Cicero, Cincinnatus, Corinth, Fabius, Ilion, Junius, Macedon, Marcellus, Pompey, Romulus, Scipio, Sempronius, Sparta, Ulysses, and Virgil.

They're all in the same general area.

Then there's just a town named Greece; not a city in Greece like the others, just fucking Greece.
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All the ones I'd want to bone are fake here too, except for some dom chick.

I want a petite small-titted QT, all the girls here are busted bimbos.
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>>28203897
>>28204510
>>28204856

Chyeah we up in this bitch


Trump touched down at the LB airport yesterday

Had I known I would have went down to snap a pic
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>>28205181
Long Beach full of cucks too poor to afford real orange county -- love Irvine
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>>28204936
Post feet tbvo
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>>28204922
So the coppers can't use it against them if they get snagged, see?
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>>28205314
What's the "o" stand for? Open?
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>>28205389
Tbo = to be original
Its a countermeasure to the robot
Vagabond invented it
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>>28205468
Well, I'm not going to do something because some tripfag - especially one with a name and forced meme as obnoxious as yours - tells me to. Fuck off.
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>>28205481

OK, then have fun getting blocked by the robot
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>>28205481
Please do it for me, I'm killing myself this weekend anyway, ignore the white cuck
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>>28205481
It's not a forced meme you fucking dense moron. It's just a tactic to post

How autistic do you have to be? Man, women do have small brains
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>>28204082

Escorts are legal, though. As long as you're just paying for "companionship" it's ok.
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I'm tempted. Not that I have the cash. Probably fake/a fake picture. Maybe after I get a job I'll look into it. And yes, she isn't super skinny in that picture, but I like that body type.
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>>28205513

alright

bloxblox
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>>28205292
Santa Monica>Irvine.

Fight me bitch, in the IRL, and not on the internet.
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>>28205698
seeing an escort means having sex though
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3 Adds in my city, 2 are fake and one is a tranny.
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>>28205857
There are four in my smallish town, which is kind of surprising. None look that fake, one seems like it could potentially be though, but that's the one I'm least interested in (black woman, nothing against black people, I'm just less attracted to them). How do you spot fakes?
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>>28205913

Not in the US though, no one uses Backpage here, prostitution is legal anyways.
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>>28205609

livestream or it didn't happen tbo
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>>28205939
Oh, fajr enough.
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I just checked LA, even if half of those are fake, if you have the money this is amazing.
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>>28204668
Dont even joke about that man.
Anyone who goes to see one of these stolen girls needs a round to the head.
Especially if shes not even 17 yet.
I fucking hate cunts who force young girls into it. More than anything.
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>>28204128
Asian girls use stock Google images all the time for escort ads
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There's no point
No escorts will see black clients
Not even the black escorts
Any other race can at least pay for sex, but I can't.
Blacks are the only robots
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>look at 90+% white town backpages
>nearly all of them are niggers or fat chicks
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>>28204920
how do you know when they're fake?
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>>28207138
I thougt human trafficking was all Asian girls where the fuck do you live
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>>28204759
t.negro
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>>28203897
how's about you fuck outta my city op
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>>28204127
>this is a 10/10 in Russia
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>>28204003
how can you tell which ads are fake?
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>>28204900
>>28204936
>>28205389
>>28205481
The second this dense fucking whore began typing the thread became tumblr tier, what the fuck
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>>28204407
Sauuucceee
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>>28204753
What the actual fuck... you can pay for so much better than that
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i think i might hit up an agency or some milf i saw but fuck its a far drive
and i want to just lose my vcard
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>>28204701
> no black men under 30

You can't make this shit up
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Here's a semi related post. This could be a perfect opportunity for one of you robots. Good luck.
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>>28210326
>4' 11"
get a load of the womanlet
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>>28204629
>>28204639
Being black in Oregon

You must be a real self-hating coon to live up there, given Oregon's history. It was illegal to be Black in Oregon until WWII
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Another semi related post for you all. Craigslist can be truly pathetic.
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>tfw my city doesn't have a backpage
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Jane, 27, Reno. I was going to post the ad text but it thinks it's spam

>When you're black, but your city has so few blacks that no one in your city bans black men
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im gonna do it, im gonna call an agency and lose my virginity
fuck man
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>>28208593
If the picture itself is filled with numbers and words and shit, it's an ugly hooker looking to catfish people, the extra shit on the image helps throw off reverse searching, same with heavy cropping.
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>>28204921
Actually, it's my job to tell peoples approximate ethnicities using as little info as possible. I can tell from the hands that she's Italian or southern French, she's definitely one of those white girls that pretends to be Asian.
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Y Aren't these girls scared of getting raped or murdered?
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>>28210609
they are
hence the "no black men" thing
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>>28210326
I genuinely feel bad for her. Damn man, life sucks.
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>>28210632
"No black men" is because white guys are business. BBC is pleasure.
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>>28210653
>>28210632
and because they might attack the provider and also because they might not be as likely to fall for a scam should it be one
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>>28204639
Ayyyyy another Hillsboro bot. What's up man?
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>>28204701
Those are 2 different girls in the picture.
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>>28204629
>no explicit talk
What did she mean by this?
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>>28204844

hey famalam, can you help a robot out and tell me what resources you used to learn japanese?

[email protected] is a throwaway if you want to email me
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>>28204753
>even women this fat, ugly, and old can get paid to have sex.

>women still claim their lives are so much harder than mens
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>>28210740
Don't try to have phone sex with her, if you're going to call/text her keep it strictly business
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>>28210740
ay yo hol up how much yu be chargin me for this here sexin you feelin to be doin' kno what im sayin
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What's the deal with hookers dont provide service for niggas, are they violent in bed or something? even if it's not in their taste, it must atleast be better than a fat cheetos-stinking pigposter from this board?
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>>28210653
Tyrone doesn't need a escort, same as Chad. A black guy with a small dick does but like all blacks is going to be violent and stupid. The average white customer of an escort might get mad if he gets bad service, while the average black customer is likely to go nuts, kill the escort and eat her corpse.
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>>28210830
I'm sure you already know the answer to this. The type of black guy that would actually hire an escort is usually bottom of the barrel.
They are most likely ghetto and violent and riddled with diseases or infections.
I'm black and I don't blame these girls for not wanting to do business with blacks.
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>>28204759
>>28207800
t. whiteboi
Whites can't be robots
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>>28210864
Please name me one black cannibal serial killer in North America within the past 200 years.
I can name fucking dozens of white ones.
Only white people do fucked up shit like killing and eating hookers
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>>28210903
Fuck do you mean?
Hoodrats fuck female hoodrat trash.
I'm a black engineering student and I can't even get a girl to talk to me, but I see tryones tweeting about some thot he probably impregnated.
The only black guys that NEED to see escorts are losers like me

Fuck off, uncle Tom
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>>28210326
>body : average
heh
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>>28203897

Then do it. But first check for reviews etc to make sure she's not fake or a scammer.

I use UKPunting for that but idk what you have there since it's illegal where you are
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>>28210983
Do you like guys with "serial killer eyes"?
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>>28211460
I don't like guys at all.
I'm not gay.
I would Bailey Jay in her prime tho, no homo
And pink_bubble
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>need references from other places to go to agency
this sucks it sounds just like getting a job
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>>28210326
>4'11

this is perfect for 5'4 manlets
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>>28210761

bitch i dont give a fuck about helping you
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>>28204701
>Egyptian and Black
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>all these obvious fakes in my area
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>find ad for fat old black whore
>also says "no black men"
wut
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>>28214226
A black Egyptian would be pretty ridiculous
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>>28203897
what part of long beach you from senpai?
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>>28214293
I want to assume it's because of rape/murder/theft/other dubious shit. I bet all these bitches would fuck a black guy if they met outside of escorting.
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>>28214293
More proof that blacks are the only race capable of being robots
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>>28204034
You call and order that girl, a different girl shows up, and if you don't accept her, her pimp will fuck you up and rob you. What's it gonna be?
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Are you /high test/ enough?
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