Which is worse:
-not being capable
or
-being capable, but failing multiple times
???
If you fail multiple times then you're not capable.
What the fuck are you on
Not being capable and failing multiple times tbqhf
being capable, but never trying
>Women are, from a mental perspective, literally children
True or false robots?
I think everyone is
In many ways yea its true, they have shitty senses of humor in general, they really get off to random shit.
Its good for me tbqh, my autistic brain is good at cooking up random crap because I spend so much time memeing.
>>24867981
its because society never stops treating them like children
Who /devilish/ here?
>tfw mommy makes you do project for college
>tfw just shitpost in r9k instead
inb4 what is mommy doing at college? Mommy lives in my dorm with me because i cant function without her and pooed all over my roommates clothes
These memes are becoming weird
>>24867968
Agreed, nightmare fuel
>>24867953
i hate this meme.
You fucking faggot
When I think of social conservatism, I think ISIS, the KKK, Neo-Nazis, and Donald Trump. Is there such thing as a social conservative who isn't a terrible person? I feel like I might be bigoted, but can you be bigoted towards bigots?
>>24867949
liberalism is a mental disorder, anon.
>>24867949
>>24867975
Both sides are shit. Think for yourselves.
When filling your country with non whites is your idea of something morally good it's difficult not to seem like a terrible person without being a total c,uck beta.
Are there female robots?
I am a female incel
>chubby
>virgin at 21, almost 22
>drown my sorrows in chocolate, masturbation and stem degree
>chronic masturbater
>shit personality
>no friends
>stutter all the time
>bad skin
>can't hold conversation
>can't...
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>Play wow
Unless you're talking about a private server you deserve it desu.
>>24867870
>>obsessed with serial killers
Sigh, you just had to didnt you?
also
>obsessed with jihadis
>>24867916
I don't like them in a sexual way. I prefer Nazis roughing me up in my sexual fantasies
why don't you just eat your feels away /r9k/?
delicious greasy food will never lie to your or betray you.
lmao fatties
>>24867867
I bet you only eat to survive.
>>24867845
I don't know, I often feel sick after eating greasy food. Sometimes even after eating healthy food.
>Reddit depression is filled with edgy teenagers validating each other
>/r9k/ is mostly populated by empathetic and supportive young adults
>>24867811
Night swimming deserves a quiet night
Actually Reddit depression seems to be populated by 20-30 year old women in my limited experience.
>>24867811
>/r9k/ is mostly populated by empathetic and supportive young adults
when will the normietrolls who've ruined this board finally leave it
When was the last time you where happy, r9k?
>I don't remember
2012
>tfw it will never be July 2012
2006
all downhill since
I kissed a girl for the first time since 2008 today.
Ended up failing yet another job interview.
At what point do I just off myself?
>>24867779
why not tonight? Gonna die anyway senpai
>>24867779
I dated a girl who said "suki desu"
she was fucking mental.
>>24867779
How old are you anon?
Worked a few temp jobs from 19-21. Got my first stable job aged 22, still there 11 months later.
My commute is 50 mintues there, 50 back (4 horus today due to a car crash in front of me.)
But it's not even full time so I only get 400 pounds/month and have to pay utilites, fuel and food from that.
Who here a Candiankek?
Where the fuck are the jobs?
Just cease my existence, kinfolk.
>>24867782
>get emails constantly from temp agency during the school year
>summer coming up soon
>suddenly no positions
I hope it doesn't happen again this year, I need cash.
>>24867782
You don't want a job. Only unemployed and underemployed people get laid.
>be me
>everyone at school hates me, thinks I'm a freak
>total virgin
>actually really smart and creative but even the bookish girls want me to kill myself
>only exception is the girl next door, she seems to think I'm awkwardly cute or something
>I've been in love with her forever
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Lol
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24867584
With great shitposting comes great retardation.
This is my favorite movie, so I give to you a (you).
In any case, she probably thought he was going to rape her or something, swinging through the city with her so far away from the parade..
>The number she gave you was for a fake line
>The number she gave him was sixty nine
>You take her to wine and dine
>she's snorting semen lines
You take her shopping
On Chad's dick she's hopping
>>24867569
>you and her share feelings over baskin robin
>she stares down chads cock as it's throbbing
Gay men find traps disgusting.
You're not... gay, are you, Anon?
>>24867462
i'd go gay for that person in the pic, truth be told
I find that attractive except for the penis. So yes I find it disgusting because it has a penis.
>>24867462
Please stop polluting 4chan with your garbage
Your...specific kind of garbage
What was the single most beta moment of your life?
>be me, in grade 12
>be a beta loser with 6 close, awkward friends who knew each other since junior high
>school prom is approaching
>me and my friends make a mutual pact that none of us will get dates and ditch the bro alliance
>we'll go as a group, and then have our own after-grad party with booze and LAN games
>getting excited for it
>one lunch break, a qt girl who worked on a bio project with me once asks me out to the prom
>I accept
>... I can't possibly turn it down, this could be a turning point in my life
>word gets around
>my friends call me a traitor and refuse to talk to me
>my mom gets super excited; her son might just stop being a hopeless loser
>my rich family decides to book a limo for the two of us, order some flower arrangements, get a tuxedo rental and pays for my date's dress
>[time passes]
>day of the prom
>I'm sitting in my suit, next to my computer, having a panic attack
>mom calls and tells me the limo arrived
>my sister, mom and dad tell me to come down, they tell me how good I look, how great and important today is for me, how I've reached a milestone in my life, how I'm going to have an unforgettable and intimate evening with my date
>I'm freaking the fucking out
>start walking towards limo
>start walking fast
>start running
>start running past limo
>parents yelling at me
>I just need to escape
>I just need to get away
>running away in my dress shoes
>clop clop clop
>I keep running after I get a cramp, fearful that I'm being followed
>clop clop clop
>I end up running a few kilometers to some unoccupied playground nearby
>I decide it looks safe and wait underneath a structure
>my flip-phone keeps ringing
>I don't look at it
>time passes, playing with the gravel and having flashbacks from across the last month
>more time passes, heart is still racing, and not from the running
>I open my flip-phone and see some texts from my mom, sister, and my date, and a bunch of missed calls
(1 of 2)
I sucked my bully's cock.
You can't really top that.
>I don't open it
>I consider texting my friends
>don't end up doing it, they wouldn't answer and I'm too ashamed to turn to them now
>instead, I end up just playing solitaire on my flip phone, underneath the playground set, my tuxedo getting dirty from the chalky gravel
>hours pass
>only half my mind is playing solitaire, comforting me by putting me in a state of automatism,...
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>>24867460
where's the greentext adventure, my man
bonus beta points if you aren't gay
Describe moment in your life when you realised its not going to be a fairy tale and insufferable pain will fulfill your days and constant thoughts of suicide are impossible to avoid any longer.
>>24867398
Last year when I was 20 desu senpai.
Whenever I'm on /r9k/
I still remember, I remember I was in my moms bathroom and she told me about how a helmet saved some guys life in Iraq, I was like whaaat how can it save your life, d-does that mean life can go away?