Are there female robots?
I am a female incel
>chubby
>virgin at 21, almost 22
>drown my sorrows in chocolate, masturbation and stem degree
>chronic masturbater
>shit personality
>no friends
>stutter all the time
>bad skin
>can't hold conversation
>can't drive
>work at minimum wage
>live with mom
>play wow
>obsessed with serial killers
>pseudo intellectual
>awkward
>Play wow
Unless you're talking about a private server you deserve it desu.
>>24867870
>>obsessed with serial killers
Sigh, you just had to didnt you?
also
>obsessed with jihadis
>>24867916
I don't like them in a sexual way. I prefer Nazis roughing me up in my sexual fantasies
>>24867977
Women cant be robots though :^(
>>24867870
>>chubby
translation
>obese
nothing else to see here
>stem student
>can't find men
Fake and gay, unless of course you're pre-med or some shit.
>>24868062
why?
>>24868108
I don't have diabeetus, so I know I'm not obese yet.
Absolutely disgusting, bleh. I am SO happy I am not a woman, omg.
I have NEVER heard of a woman whos been able to remove herself from all societal associations or qualities.
You know Hamlet the book, you know Ophelia? How she lie in the lake and revels in how free she is? Only a boy is able to experience that in reality.
Like a dog wearing a collar, every woman I have ever heard of has borne some symbol of society. Literal dogs that are given many treats.
>>24867870
Congrats, you live life on tutorial mode and still managed to fail.
>>24868138
>biochem
>white girl surrounded by asians
>>24868143
>why?
Because there are tons of dudes who are willing to give you money just for being female.
It's literally life on tutorial mode.
>shit personality
Why do you say that? If you think it's shit why can't you change it?
>>24867870
You still sound better than my ex girlfriend.
>>24868171
Sounds like hell for the girl honestly tbhtbhtbhtbh
>>24868172
where are these guys? i don't see them at my uni
>>24868211
Ever tried asking out a chubby guy?
fuck off landwhale
>>24868211
Just talk with them on Steam and Skype and such. Apply yourself girl.
>>24868188
I'm bland and boring. I'm also a bitch unintentionally. I realize I'm a bitch after reflecting
>>24867870
> my problems are that Im not satisfied with the calibre of people who want to spend time with me, but any kind of change is hard.
Fuck I wish I had your problems.
You don't know what misery is.
>>24868222
i can't talk to males. i wait for them because i have social anxiety. i would if i was hot
>>24868239
Oh then don't be a bitch or at least be less of one.
>>24868256
no one wants to talk to me. the asians at my uni ignore me btw. the arabs at my uni talk to me, but i can't talk back
>>24868292
i try, but it is unintentional. i don't talk or smile at others because my nose looks like ahmadinejad's whenever i smile
>>24868297
>any kind of change is hard
>>24868332
so they think i'm a bitch
>20 years old
>acne and generally gross skin
>PCOS
>irritable bowel syndrome (RIP asshole)
>OCD, ADHD, and depression
>can't drive
>dropped out in 11th grade but got GED
>attempted community college but it was so stressful i had a breakdown and had to be hospitalized
>have a few female internet buds but that's it
>live at home with parents
>spend all my time playing ACNL, smoking weed, and on tumblr (not sjw, i run a yaoi blog)
>>24868332
>>24868357
Holy shit stop posting, why are you being such a cunt?
>>24868387
how?
>>24868381
i feel you
>>24868381
i also have ocd
>>24868332
Just try and correct yourself when you do notice it. Who cares just smile at people if you want too.
>>24868431
it fucking sucks mane, but you must know that.
>>24868256 here
> on my 26th birthday I will most likely get two years prison
> have not had a conversation with another human since Saturday
>>24868297
>no one wants to talk to me.
it's because you're a fat ass.
>>24868483
i know but it is also because i am repulsive and socially retarded
>>24868526
You're both of those things because you're a fat disgusting fucking pig, not in addition to it.
Post pics of your belly, im sure there's some guy here who would like to get to know you.
i'm a female incel
>don't want to have casual sex
>not relationshipworthy (aka a 10/10 goddess)
>therefore incapable of having sex
>female
>incel
Pick one.
>>24868138
>Bio
>50% are women
>Social anxiety keeps me distant even though I can have casual convos with them
>>24869169
>would be able to get a 7/10 bf with a proper job and good social life
>claims to be incel
hilarious
>>24869248
"Social life" is just code for "fucking staceys every weekend" and proper job is just code for "wagekek"
>>24869169
>incel
You've been fucked so many times its silly. What the fuck are you talking about? You're absolutely insane. Stop lying, it's genuinely insulting to people who are legit incel. You're a joke Mystery. People don't like you because you're fucking mental and not in a fun way. You're going to die alone because you WANT to be alone.
>>24867870
>>24867977
Too bad about the serial killer and Nazi shit, why are all women such retarded whores? Can't you just want a normal person and a normal relationship? Oh right if you did you'd magically get one.
>>24869296
F-filtered...
>>24869342
I'm not retarded because I'm obsessed with nazis/serial killers. i usually don't tell anyone
>>24869359
>this crazy sloot
>>24868381
>smoking weed
>yaoi
letrashmancometh.jpg.exe.avi.com.bat
>>24869371
nah you're just a useless fat chick who tried to compensate with edgy interests.
>Had people who literally paid to see you naked
>OH GUYIZ IM INCEL NO ONE WOULD SLEEP WITH ME GEE WIZZ
FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>24869371
Yes, you are. And why would it matter if you told anyone or not? You think you're not shit if others don't know you're shit? Typical female mentality that also translates to "I'll suck off Tyrone in the club toilet but it didn't happen if my bf doesn't know about it :)"
Just like >>24868381 your only faults are the ones you are directly responsible for by being a shit person.
>>24869359
hi swami
you really cant leave this board, can you
anywhoo, ive heard that lately you had some problems with the police or something? even though i think between 2009-2012 you were the BIGGEST shitposting thread derailing tripnigger, i guess even you are better than what r9k has become now
i cant believe i just said that
>>24868480
>on my 26th birthday I will most likely get two years prison>
Why tho m8?
>>24869436
no, i'm not. it does matter.
>>24869455
Yes, I got arrested and placed into a male prison, but the government funded my SRS so I spent 2 more years in a female prison which gave my asshole a rest.
>>24869169
>not relationshipworthy (aka a 10/10 goddess)
Do you have an ulgy face/personality or are you just delusional?
>>24868268
everyone has social anxiety you normie
>finally got a bf
>he's the only person I talk to
>too scared of everyone else
>tfw don't belong here but can't be a full normie>tfw thought getting a bf would fix my depression like some fucking fairy tale bullshit but I'm even worse now
>>24869497
She's someone who could survive off her looks alone if she desired.
>>24869594
Hope it gets worse.
>>24867870
>stutter all the time
Stutterbro. Shit sucks, doesn't it. Unbelievably frustrating.
>>24869497
she's just a shitposter, ignore her
>>24869631
I hope he leaves me so it can give me the motivation I need to kill myself.
>>24869636
She's female, she doesn't need to talk and if she does and stutters either nobody gives a fuck or everyone thinks it's cute.
Try being a male where the impression you give is everything and stuttering eliminates any chance you ever had.
>>24869594
>enters a "relationship" without love
>thinks it will fix anything
>>24869756
Worked for Scatman!
>>24869832
Scatman was a prodigy with talent and an opportunity.
And he struggled like hell in normal life.
>>24867870
Is there a word for a female who doesn't desire a relationship?
It doesn't fix the problems you have personally anyway and they just break up with you because you're a depressed loser.
I'm happy just being alone with my pets.
>>24869897
Too bad so sad :)
>>24869756
I just assumed it'd have the same confidence-demolishing, self-esteem crippling, life-ruining effect on women as it has on me.
will some virgin girl please let me have sex with you? I am a virgin too. I can be rough with you if you want that.
>>24869965
Hahaha. Yeah, no.
>>24869927
heres an acronym wgtow
>>24869811
We both liked each other and it progressed to that, but I've realized that it can't solve the problems I have.
>>24869927
Cat lady, spinster, lesbian, feminist.
>emaciated
>ugly face
>KV
>diagnosed autistic
>chronic masturbator
>narrow interests
Feels okay
>>24870106
Sure it can, you just have to love him.
>>24869753
I hope you kill yourself right now, family.
>>24869756
This. It's why women should be open and men shouldn't be: men get destroyed if they are weak and women get helped. Women know this of course but they want to make you into a slave so they pretend not to and thug faggots know this but they pretend otherwise because it's good to have a rival unrespected. And this goes by without a complaint from anyone or maybe a laugh from some assholes. It's outrageous but people let it happen and even laugh about it. Meanwhile, will a girl ever be vulnerable? Nope. Hey, maybe fake vulnerable like she'll fake her orgasms. But will she ever be truly open to you? Never. Just like she'll never orgasm (which somehow becomes the fault of the man and not due to her being a false bitch) or let you take control. And if you ever point out how fake a woman's vulnerabilities are you'll be hushed by some other tramps because it doesn't matter if this guy will never have his wife's love or if she's false to him. Pretty much all love of women today is a sham.
>>24867870
>play wow
>not FF14
>Not Tera
>Not literally any other MMO
You really do deserve it
>>24870210
I'm not any of those though and I don't have cats.
>>24870090
Thanks I don't use reddit so didn't know of that.
>>24867870
Your personality sounds qt as fuck desu, I'd ask you for your Battlenet if it weren't for the >chubby part, and this was literally anywhere besides r9k.
Just lose the weight and you'll be fine, or don't and things will be moderately more difficult but you'll still be fine, guys are pretty easy.
any fembots wanna chat?
>>24869484
are you serious...
no fkn way u r serious....
provide all the details pls
OP if you'd like to talk i can leave skype or email or something, i always like having new friends to talk to.
>>24869594
That is one lucky guy.
>>24869594
>tfw I might be the boyfriend
Why do you have to do this to me every other day, /r9k/?
>>24873049
Describe her and I'll tell you if you are.
>>24873103
Are we in a skype call watching anime together as we speak?
>>24873103
>>24873141
>You didn't tell me
>It might actually be you
My heart would break, honestly.
What's with all you fucking rejects not being able to drive?
I'm a 10/10 master driver (I should have been a formula one driver)
I literally can't comprehend this. At least you aren't fagging up the road with shitty driving.
>>24873487
>no money for a good car
>no parents to buy you a car to encourage to go to driving lessons
>no social skills to interact with the instructor
>no social life that you have to drive to to encourage you to take them
>even if you get a license you drive poorly because of no practice
It just all adds up.
