Who /devilish/ here?
>tfw mommy makes you do project for college
>tfw just shitpost in r9k instead
inb4 what is mommy doing at college? Mommy lives in my dorm with me because i cant function without her and pooed all over my roommates clothes
These memes are becoming weird
>>24867968
Agreed, nightmare fuel
>>24867953
i hate this meme.
You fucking faggot
>at supermarket
>halal meat section
>notinmycountrynigga.jpg
>put pork on the shelf
>walk off
>68% of average grade is exams
>14%% of avg is homework
>18% of avg is final
If I fail this next exam, I'm fucked - even with a perfect score on the homework and the final.
What do?
>>24868350
>enter a /devilish/ thread
>don't be /devilish/
>>24868350
>>24868438
I meant to quote >>24868413
>>24867953
>worked in luggage store in airport
>sell neck pillows
>make sure to take my pants off and fart on the pillow inside the storage room
>put the ones I farted on in the front
>wait for a customer to come purchase one
>see them put it around there neck
>see them rest there face on it
>give a smile knowing they are embracing my fart
>ring them up
>start the process all over again
Fuck you normies. Hope you fuckers get pink eye.
>Play online game
>Refuse to communicate with team
>Turn on mic just to cough
>professor asks me "How are you, anon?"
>reply "I-I'm fine."
>actually am not fine
ABSOLUTELY DEVILISH
>>24867953
Are you indian or something? Why else would you poo on clothes?
>>24868413
Fuck i wish my classes were more like that.
>ask brother to pass salt
>he gives sugar by accident
>use it anyway
>grandma asks to pass the salt too
>give her the sugar
>cashier asks me wether I would like paper or plastic
>shoot him
>selling some old games on ebay
>condition: acceptable
>condition is actually like new
>pull my dick out of my diaper
>piss on the floor
>>24871226
SAVAGE M8!!! Absolutely fucking savage
>wear a 'Life is Good' shirt
>it isnt
